Update-610(Cocaine)610
Main- 40 Billion Usd...Nuclear Weapon bana raha hai kya??
3.0-Main khud nuclear weapon hun.. 40 Billion USD harr saal lagega..
Main-Bhai.. Kaise?? Kahaan?? Kyun??
3.0-Paise se he power aati hai or mujhe behisaab power caahiye jisme behisaab paisa lagega.. Alag alag deshon mein sarkaar giraani hai usme paise lagenge fir sarkaar banaani hai usme orr jyaada paise lagenge fir wahaan business set karna hai usme paise lagenge
Main-Laaega kahaan se itana paisa bhai??
3.0- Le aaenge tu chinta kyun karta hai.. I mean abhi se 40 billion nahi lagaana but thode time baad lagne lagega or uske liye kamaana abhi se padega.. Abhi se bank bharrne lagenge humlog.. Obviously paisa bahot jyaada hai toh uske liye sources bhi jyaada he caahiye honge.. Ab uska ek source toh hai mere pass .. Tu samja konsa?
Main-No..
3.0-Bhosdk meri memory share kar raha hun tere sath dimag par thoda jorr laga nashedi,apne aap samjh jaaega..
Main-Ohh Turkey kaa bridge..
3.0-Yesss..ab woh mujhe annually Yuri k aane k baad 2 Billions ka profit de dega.. But kahaan 2 Billion kahaan 30-40 .. issliye thode steps bade lene padenge ussi k liye hum yahaan aae hain.. Yahaan ek aisa business hai jo humein harr saal 5-10 Billion USD kaa profit de dega..
Main-Yahaan?? Bhosdk yahaan?? Ye pure district ko bech denge naa toh bhi 10 billion koi nahi dega lund kuch hai yahaan.. Aage khaali area hai log bhi naa hain itane toh..
3.0- Exactly.. Aisa lagta hai logon ko ki yahaan kuch nahi hai.. Or yahi caahiye ki logon ko ye lagta rahe..Actually ye district k bilkul kone par jahaan ek side Samundar hai or dusari side Malaysia kaa border wahaan ek chota saa island hai Thailand kaa he jo attached hai Thailand se he bus naam naam ka island hai woh , jahaan ek gaon basa hai Muyu k naam se.. 4-5 Hajaar ki population hai aas pass koi bada sehar nahi hai toh area thoda underdeveloped hai .. Island hai Mountains type area hai Rocky area hai..Sandy Soil hai.. Altitude thoda high hai.. Badhiya rainfall hota hai.. Bhayanak humidity rehti hai..
Main-Ye Sab mujhe kyun bata raha hai.. Iska matlab kya hai??
3.0- Iska matlab ki ye sab perfect conditions hain farming k liye..
Main-Farming?? Bhosdk farming?? Farming se 10 Billion leke aaega.. Yahaan pure area mein gold ki kheti karega naa toh bhi na aaega 10 Billions..
3.0-Chup hojaa naa gandu.. Sun le.. Toh ye perfect conditions hain ek perfect podhe ki farming k liye.. Woh podha gold se bhi mehnga hai.. Coca Plant..
Main-Coca?? Coca se toh.. Bhencho Cocaine.. Cocaine ki kheti suru karega tu yahaan.. ??
3.0-Suru nahi karunga sury already ho chuki hai 15-20 saal se chal rahi thi.. Actually Yahaan kaa ek Cartel hai Jisne Muyu Village k end mein 200 Acre jameen le rakhi hai or uss 200 Acre mein he kuch hissa aisa hai jisme cocaine ugaatey hain woh log.. Asia ki ekmaatar aisi jagah hai jahaah itani perfect conditions hain Cocaine k liye otherwise Asia mein cocaine hoti nahi hai aisi.. Tune ye dosage lee thi abhi dekhi naa kitani natural thi.. Ye yahin ki thi..
Main-Fucking hell.. Gajab thi ye toh..
3.0-Yeah so yahaan ka Chun Cartel karke ek cartel hai jo Uss area ko Chalaata hai but unhe business nahi aata darrpok hain woh log, thodi c cocaine ugaate hain fir cure kartey hain product banaate hain or Thailand, Malaysia, Myanmar yahaan aas pass bechke paisa kamaake khuss ho jaate hain kyunki bahaar major countries mein bechne mein gand fatt jaati hai unki or fattni bhi caahiye 300 gunna jyaada risk ho jaata hai bahaar toh woh log yahin khuss hain...Fir bhi Annually woh log 400-500 Million USD ka profit kamaa letey hain.. Ab soch woh business mere hath mein ho toh main bc uss profit ko 15-20 gunna toh easily kar lunga.. Abe cocaine hai cocaine.. Maadarchod America Europe ko piche chhod dunga main... Woh log toh impure cocaine lete hain aadhi cocaine aadhi tatti mix bhenchod jabki ye natural hai bc.. Dekha naa tune.. Columbia Mexico Bolivia inn countries ko piche chhod dunga main, jabki wahaan toh bhenchod cocaine k plants hajaaron acres mein lagaatey hain log ,main bus kuch acres mein lagaaunga.. Ye abhi Chun cartel waale chutiya countries mein bech rahe hain cocaine jahaan bhencod 10% demand hai toh ye 10 gunna mehnge rate par bech rahe hain yaani keval ameer log khareed paa rahe hain.. Main demand ko 2500 gunna increase karunga or price ko 4 gunna kam rakhunga yaani mathematically main inse kai gunna jyaafa profit generate kar shakta hun..
Main-Fucking hell.. AP toh ro dega bhai ye sab sunega toh..
3.0-India mein nahi bhejunga no chance.. Main reason AP he hai.. Kyunki kahin cocaine millegi toh investigate wahi karega or mujhe itana bharosa toh hai mujhe ki dhund lunga main ye gaon ko.. Fir gand marr jaaegi.. Issliye India mein toh jaane bhi jahi dunga..
Main-Nice..Woh roega fir bhi pata chala toh ki bc main nashe se ladd raha hun tum nasha bech rahe ho..
3.0- Rone do.. Hum bechein yaa naa bechein nasha toh bikkta rahega or hum toh pure nasha bech rahe hain literally pure abhi log zehar le rahe hain jabki hum unhe pure maal denge Jo bhenchod sehat k liye kam khatarnaak hoga toh hum acha he kar rahe hain..
Main-Sehat k liye acha drug waah ..True that..Lekin oye tu profit toh tab badhaaega naa jab bhosdk tera hoga woh area.. Cartel waale tujhe kyun denge woh area .. Cartel leaders toh sanki minded hotey hain bc sareaam sir dhadd se alag karwa denge..
3.0- Exactly ...Iske 3 leaders hain jo sabse bada tha woh toh bhaari maadarchod aadmi tha bahot samjhaaya usse but nahi bechna tha usko.. Bola nahi bechunga ye hai woh hai aise waise.. Fir suddenly kuch weeks pehle usko police waale uthaa legaye or government ne gand faad di uski aise aise case lage hain seedhi ummar kaid hui hai or bhai Thailand ki jails mein ummar kaid se better hai aadmi zehar khaake marr jaaye.. Ab woh toh gaya sarkaar strict hogayi drugs k uppar PM Jo hai hath dhoke piche padda hai drug traffickers k.
Main-Ye kaam bhi tune he karwaaya hoga tune he arrest karwaya hoga usko.. Tune he PM ko strict karwaya hoga tere under hoga Pm haina??
3.0- No.. No.. Bc PM thodi hoga mere under..
Main-Really??
3.0-Thailand Ka Raja hai mere under..
Main-W. Wwhat??
3.0- Yeah King of Thailand..
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Ye Kia Ab coccine ka business hu ga . haahhahahahahahaUpdate-611(Mission Iraq?)611
3.0-So Thailand mein obviously Constitutional Monarchy ka system hai yaani Yahaan PM bhi hai or Raja bhi hai waise toh PM sabse jyaada powerful hai but sirf dikhaane k liye asli power Raja k pass hoti hai log bhagwaan maante hain usko uske ek ishaare par sarkaarein girr jaati hain.. Toh maine socha PM ko khareed k kya karega Raja ko khareed letey hain issliye maine J ko bheja Raja k pass ,lekin Raja ko khareedne gaye toh pata chala uski net worth bhenchod 100 Billion k aas pass hai toh usko kya he diya jaaye lekin jaise he Raja ko pata chala na ki J underworld ka aadmi hai woh khud aage se raaji hogaya bola ki jo caahiye woh maango badle mein usse jo caahiye woh maang lega.. Humne haan kardi or Chun cartel ki maa chod di..
Main-Raja ko badle mein kya caahiye??
3.0-Bataya nahi usne..
Main-Abe kuch impossible hua toh...
3.0-Naa toh, Apni step mother ko marwana hai usse..
Main-Bhenchod..
3.0-Yeah..maar denge budhiya apne kya kaam ki..
Main-Usne bola maarne ko??
3.0-Naa main samjh gaya... Woh chhod naa be tu.. So ab baaki 2 leaders bache Chun cartel k woh iss area ko bechke apna underground hona caahtey hain or woh humein khareedna hai.. Uske liye J gaya hua hai aata he hoga.. Tabtak freshn up hojaa..Or drugs lene ki sochna bhi matt...
Lekin tabhi gate knock hua..
3.0-Khol dey J and team hai..
Maine gate khola toh saamne J Tha T tha and unke sath unke 4 log or they wohlog mere saamne jukhe and fir andar aaye toh maine gate bandh Kiya..
3.0-Tell me the good news J..
J-Good News toh hai boss but unfortunately ek bad news bhi hai..
3.0-What ??
J- Ye farm bech toh rahe hain wohlog but Yun he nahi Auction lagaaya hai unhone or auction mein iska price 1.5 billion jaa chuka hai..
3.0-What the fuck ???what the fuckkkk???1.5 Billion...1 Billion max mein khareedne ka plan tha usko...1.5 billion??
J-Yeah or boss yahaan nahi rukka hai League ,High Command or ROW teeno final bache hain auction mein toh price or uppar jaa shakta hai..
3.0- Fuckkkk...I Mean League and High Command 1.7-1.8 Billion se uppar nahi jaaenge Row humaari gand maar shakta hai wohlog 2.25 takk toh jaa shakte hain yaa thoda uppar bhi yaani 2.5 Billion safe bet hogi agar khareedna hai toh...
J-Yeah..
3.0- Bhenchod...Ye hua kaise ??log 600-700 Million nahi de rahe they iss kachre k ab Billions par aagaye .
J- Unfortunately boss Cartel ki side se I guess leak hogayi hai news ko Entity ki side se koi interested hai Farm ko khareedne k liye toh logon mein curiosity badh gayi ki Entity ko isme kya caahiye log samjh gaye ki kuch toh hai isme bus fir kya tha ...
3.0-Fuckkk...
2.0- Ek second..Tumlog he entity ho right ??or tumlog entity banke he Farm kareed rahe ho toh logo ko pata nahi chalega ki ye farm tumhara hai ya J ka hai or yahi ya fir tum Entity ho..
3.0-NO NO...Hum Farm nahi khareed rahe hain..Humne Ek Aadmi create Kiya hai jiska naam hai Pravitel Smerti ye ek Russian agent cum businessman hai jo Hidden hai jiska naam pata kissi ko nahi maalum , obviously pata hoga bhi kaise kyunki aisa koi shaks hai he nahi bus ye ek persona hai jo humne banaya hai ...Ab logon ki najaron mein woh Entity ka ek part hai issliye woh itana hidden hai ..ab obviously log usko dhundaney ki koshish karenge ki aisa kon aagaya jisne ye Farm khareeda or iske baad bahot kuch or bhi kahreedne waala hai lekin log kitana he dum lagaa lein unhe kuch millega nahi kyunki real mein aisa koi hai he nahi toh millega kaise lekin log ye nahi samjhenge unhe lagega ki ye toh pakka real hai tabhi saamne nahi aa raha or entity ka part hai toh gayab rehna samjh aata hai..Or Entity ka part hai toh itana paisa hona laajmi hai..Yaani sab perfectly set hai..
2.0-Matlab real mein Pravitel Smerti koi hai he nahi..
3.0- Haao..Main he Pravitel Smerti hun .. Pravitel k naam par he Turkey ka bridge chalta hai or ussi k naam par ye farm chalega or ussi k naam par aage sab business chalenge...
2.0-Fucking hell you're so smart it's not even funny..
3.0- I know..Ab issue ye hai ki 2.5 Billion USD kahaan se laaenge ..1 Billion muskil se reserve mein padda hoga uske alawa 1.5 billion extra toh farm khareedne k liye he caahiye uske alawa production suru karwana padega usme Paisa lagega transportation mein Paisa lagega...We need more money J ...
J- Yeah boss..
3.0- Tu bol be T , Accountant tu hai ,Paisa leke aa...
T- I mean boss humlog apne harr business se tax bhi vasull lein toh bhi aas pass nahi pohanchenge iss number k..And tax is a bad idea abhi se tax lene lagenge toh logon ko lagega hum laalchi hain and we only care about money..
3.0- Yes..Smart...Taxing is a bad idea...How about Loan?? Ellie 2 Billion Arrange kar shakti hai ??
T- Kar nahi shakti boss but karwa shakti hai...Khudke pass itana paisa reserve nahi hoga uske pass but uske contacts se karwa shakti hai woh...But unke interest rates jyaada honge ..
3.0- Woh issue nahi hai...
T- Dena bhi jaldi padega boss or agar abhi Farm suru kardenge toh bhi ye profit dena kaafi din baad chaalu karega usase pehle payment karni pad jaaegi loan ki or Ellie fans jaaegi payment nahi hui toh or Ellie fansi toh problems ho jaaenge..
3.0- Yeah..Yeah...Ellie nahi fansni caahiye not at all she's very important...
J- Toh uske alawa koi dega nahi boss Entity ko 2 Billion USD...I mean dhamki deke maangenge toh log 2 Billion ka 10 Billion bhi de denge lekin fir wahi humaari image kharaab hogi ki Entity ek Money laundering organization hai..
3.0-Yeah.... Entity ka naam bhi nahi kharaab kar shakte.Soch bhi nahi shakte...
J-Toh boss ab kahaan se laaein itana paisa woh bhi itana jaldi Kyunki auction soon over ho jaaega..
3.0-Fuckkk...Let me think...Ok...ok...1 billion humaare pass hai ab Ellie se baat karo usko bol Loan caahiye ASAP... Arrange karwaaye...1.6 Billion yahaan farm k liye and 1 Billion extra...2.6 Billion Dollars ka loan uthwaao..
J-2.6 Boss ??? 1 Extra kyun ??
3.0- Caahiye hai...
J-Ok boss..But uska loan itana jaldi denge kaise ??
3.0- De denge...Bahot jald dedenge...Time se pehle dedenge .2.6 k 3.0 Billion denge woh bhi Maheene k andar..
J- What the fuck boss..Itana paisa laaenge kahaan se??
3.0 - Greenlit Mission Iraq... Mission Iraq Is A Go..
J-Whattt????Bo
sss No chance...It's too Early...
3.0- It's never Too early J ...Start it..
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