Update-697(I'm A God-1)
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Humlog aage parliament VIP parking mein pohanchey or apne viewing gallery k passes galle mein latkaake parking se bahaar aaye jahaan media k kuch ginne chunne log mojjud they wohlog waise toh chup chaap baith gaye they kyunki andar sab chaalu hone waala tha or obviously lok sabha ki live streaming hone waali thi toh log inn sabko dekhenge nahi lekin jaise he unhone mujhe dekha woh 6-7 log bhenchood jaise nind se jaage or meri taraf bhaage aaye.. Archana bhi wahaan mojjud thi..
Reporter- AP bhai ,AP bhai aap yahaan kaise ?
Main- Aise...
Maine apna pass dikhaatey hue kaha..
Main- Aaj ek historical din hai Indian Constitution k liye ,itana bada bill pass hone waala hai toh main iss historical din ko dekhne aaya hun viewing gallery se main ye sab hotey hue dekhna chahunga.
Reporter2- Bill pass hone waala hai ?? Lekin AP sir ye bill kuch din pehle yahin se reject hoke gaya hai or Kuch MPs ka kehna hai ki firse wahi hone jaa raha hai jinmein khud aapke MPs bhi shaamil hain..Kuch MPs ne toh yahaan takk keh diya hai ki 475 -500 Votes "NO" k milne waale hain iss bill ko jo apne aap mein record hoga..
Main- No No galat suna hai aapne ..500+ Votes YES k roop mein millne waale hain iss bill ko aisa maine suna hai..
Archana-500+ ?? Itane toh MPs aapki party mein bhi nahi hain ..
Main- Ab woh toh aapko dekhna padega kuch derr mein..Milta hun thodi derr mein..
Archana- Ek aakhiri sawaal Ankit Ji ,Kya ye Bill iss tarah se doobara laana constitutional hai ??Kya ye humaare Constitution k liye sahi hai??
Main- Madam jyaada Constitution toh mujhe pata nahi ,rules and regulations Parliament k maine kabhi padhe nahi but constitution mein ye karne ki ijjajat di gayi hogi tabhi hum ye kar paa rahe hain.. Obviously illegal hota toh hum kar he nahi paatey..
Archana- Aap itana sure kaise hain ki ek failed bill Aaj pass ho jaaega...
Main- GUT FEELING..
Ye bolke main unke pass se nikala Abeer Mangal or Jatin aage nikal chuke they unki checking horahi thi andar jaane se pehle...
Abeer- Jaldi aa time hone he waala hai..
Main- Media ko jawaab dene lag gaya tha..Or Bc time jab main bolunga tabhi hoga...
Wohlog checking k baad aage gaye or main bhi woh metal detector par khadda hogaya ..
Security 1- Sir aajaiye please..
Main- checking nahi karni ??
Security 1- Kya baat kar rahe ho sir aapki checking karke kahaan jaaenge..
Abeer -Ye kya baat hui be abhitak tumlog bol rahe they ki checking toh jaruri hai ki tumlog khud Prime Minister ko bhi bina checking andar nahi jaane dete..
Mangal- Haan Bhai...Ye konsa logic tha..
Security 1- AP bhai Prime Minister thodi hain Sir ..He is far bigger than the prime minister..
Main- Aura hai bc mera..Thanks...Chalo be..
Humlog aage badhe or ek bahot bada hallway paar karke aage badhe..
Abeer- Bol bc hum bhi toh same family se hain humaari toh bc ek ek hisse ki checking lee hai ...Or dekh isko touch takk naa kiya ,Abe parliament mein yun he munh uthaake ghuss gaya ye..
Mangal- Isase gand fattati hai sabki bhai ,family se koi matlab nahi hota mostly logon ko ,unko isase darr lagta hai unhe maalum hai ye kon hai..They are scared of him..
Main- Exactly...Ye tera answer hai .
Mangal- Kisska answer ??
Main- Tu puch raha tha naa Votes kaise laaunga main logon ko kaise manaaunga main ..
Mangal- Haan Kaise ??
Main- Darr..Darr se Mangal... They're scared of me ... Everyone is..
Aage ek guard ne humein andar ka entrance dikhaaya or humlog andar ghusse toh bhenchood andar bhayanak chillam chilli machi thi niche 535 MPs mojjud they or viewing gallery unke uppar hai ...Niche neta log chilla rahe they ,protest kar rahe they bill k khilaaf or Deputy Speaker jo filhaal speaker tha woh unhe chup karwaane ki koshish kar raha tha..
Main- Bc yahaan se toh main dikhunga he nahi inko...
Mangal- Chilaa dey tu bhi sabko dikh jaaega..
Main- Bhenchod bolna he padd gaya toh kya faayda iss naam ka..
Jatin- Idhar aao bhai..Front mein...Wahaan se sabko dikh jaaega ..Wahaan aao...
Main- Udhar ??
Jatin- Yeah Speaker k uppar...Yahaan jaise he najar uthegi inki sabko dikhoge seedha..
Mangal- Abe woh security force waale ki jagah hai...Baithne ki jagah thodi hai..
Main- Baithana thodi hai mujhe Bhenchod...
Humlog ghumke udhar gaye...Guard ne pass jaatey he salute kiya mujhe..
Main- Bhai idhar aaja thodi derr ,let me stand there..
Guard - Ji bhai..Bilkul...Please aaiye..Main chair laa deta hun ..
Ye bolke woh turant hata wahaan se and main uski jagah aaya ab main unsabke saamne tha or unke uppar ek baar bus najar jaane ki derr thi ,abhi wohlog naarebaaji mein busy they or main unko dekh raha tha mujhe koi jaldi nahi thi Lekin finally ek lady Aunty MP ki najar mujhpe gayi maine usko wave Kiya or woh wahin freeze hogayi usne naarebaaji bich mein chhodi ...kuch seconds mujhe ghurrne k baad usne apne side waale bandey ko ishara karke mujhe dikhaaya toh usne bhi turant naarebaaji bandh karke mujhe ghurrna suru kiya or fir agal bagal waalon ko bataane lage kuch he seconds mein Saikdon log uppar mujhe ghurr rahe they unki naarebaaji bandh hogayi thi and finally bhai ne mujhe dekha jo sabse aage baithey they ,unke chehre par thakaan darr or gussa saaf najar aa rahe they mujhe toh maine unko ishaare se bataaya ki main hun yahaan par don't worry... Pure sadan mein sanaata chaa gaya tha log apni apni seats par baithane lage they naarebaaji toh durr woh toh sans bhi andar he andar le rahe they...Main bus khadda raha maine koi reaction unhe nahi diya .. speaker ne side hoke uppar dekha mujhe or parnaam kiya mujhe and maine usko suru karne ka ishaara kiya and usne thodi formality mein bolke Home Minister ko kaha bill ka introduction dene k liye ..Home Minister khaddey hue and bill ko explain Kiya iss bich mostly MP still mujhe he ghurr rahe they or baaki bhi bich bich mein meri taraf he dekh rahe they...
Ab finally aai ab voting ki baari ..Do he options they Yes and No k or sab MPs ki seats par he they ye Button ab voting suru hone se pehle ek party k 8-10 MPs ne walkout kardiya like woh boycott karke chale gaye lekin chup chaap koi chilaaya nahi naa kuch orr woh bus uthke chale gaye aamtor par jaatey hue naarebaaji karke jaatey hain log but yahaan nahi woh yun he chale gaye...Unhe pata tha yahaan kon aaya hai or yahaan kiski chalti hai..
And Idhar Suru hui Voting..
I can read people or yahaan ki reading k hisaab se ye bill pass ho chuka tha...
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