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Bahot zabardast shaandar updateUpdate-59(I Earned This)
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Maine vest nikaali toh meri sky blue color ki shirt puri laal hogayi thi khoon se ekdum shine maar rahi thi, kuch jyaada he khoon beh gaya tha mera, kandhe se leke gardan par bhi impact tha kuch toh..
Abeer - Hospital chalein sir??
Main-Nahi be pehle Gaon chalenge, Sudha aai hui hai uski maa chodunga wahin jaake..
Abeer-Abe ek baar ghaav saaf toh karwaale..
Main-Hatt be fir media ko kya dikhaaunga bhenchod Sudha ki ralley kaise flop karunga fir..
Abeer-abe ye 5 litter khoon bhi toh dikhega logon ko..
Main-Kuch log usko bhi fake bolenge, ye maansh fatta hua dikhega tab yakeen hoga or 5 he minutes extra lagenge uske baad karwa lenge patti wagairaah..
Abeer-Ok..
Humlog Land rover mein aaye jisko bhenchod itani goliyan lagi thi ki gaadi kaa design he badal gaya tha, badhiya jhel gayi thi ye gaadi bhi, seeshe se aage muskill se kuch dikh raha tha.. Maine CM ko call kiya toh uske PA ne uthaaya..
PA-Ji sir..
Main - Sudha wagairaah aagayi??
PA-JI sir Unka MP bhaasan deraha hai uske baad Sudha kaa he bhaasan hai..
Main-Shabbas..
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Main-Seedha Chal udhar he Jack full speed se..
Abeer-Aaram se chalbe saamne sishe par itani goliyaan lagi hain ki kuch dikh takk naa raha theek se iski herogiri k chakkar mein sab marenge..
Hum waapis gaon mein aaye jahaan se baaki police Jeeps ko humne waapis humaare sath leliya kya pata sehar mein jaam laga ho.. Humaare aage 4 or piche 4 police jeeps thi..
Maine CM ko fir phone kiya abki baar cm ne he uthaaya..
CM-Ji..
Main-Done and Dusted CM sahaab..
CM-Really??
Main-Yep all culprits neutralized.. Case closed..
CM-Arrey well done AP well done.. Ye Sudha abhi taane maar rahi hai iski aisi taisi karta hun..
Main-Arrey naa naa woh main kardunga net 4 minutes mein aajaunga main..
CM-Ye toh best hai aajaao..
Main-Police and other security waalon ko bolo ki gaadi naa roke koi..
CM-Ji..
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Maine youtube par live meerut news lagaaya jahaan Sudha k ek MP KAA bhaasan chal raha tha ek chota saa stage tha jispar 3-4 log or they Sudha k alawa and saamne public thi jyaada nahi thi bheed but theek thaak thi..
Main-Main 1000% keh shakta hun ye bheed khareedi hui hai.. Gaon ki bheed he nahi hai ye..
Ye sach tha kyunki bheed mein jo log they unmein se 90% k kapde gaon waale they he nahi woh bhenchod jeans wagairaah pehne khaddey they wahaan matlab gaon waale aaye he nahi maadarchod ki ralley mein issliye bheed kharidani paddi.. Bawligand..
Main-Kya baraabari karegi re meri tu.. Sun roukk dey toh..
Abeer - Kya hua??
Main uttarke police jeep k pass gaya and unko kahaan ki gaon k andar jaaein pehle, police jeep k mike se gaon waalon ko bulaaein ki AP ne bulaya hai unhe jaldi. "AP ne apna waada pura kardiya hai" ye jarur bolna tha.. Ralley wahin thi jahaan suru waale din media and baaki sablog ne derra banaaya tha.. Toh gaon waalon ko pohanchney mein 5 minutes lagengi..
Kyunki gaon waalon ko jawaab dena hai mujhe bc naa ki iss khareedi hui bheed ko yelog maa chudaaein.. Wahaan se 3 jeeps gaon ki taraf chali gayi full speed and 3 jeeps agal bagal waale gaon mein chali gayi uske baad humlog thoda slow aage badhe..
Sudha ab mike par aagayi thi or dukh wyakt kar rahi thi, bakchod lawdi.. Fir woh kanoon ki baatein karne lagi ki insaaf milna chahiye woh puri koshish karegi insaaf dilwaane ki CBI ko case sonp diya jaaega blah blah.. Humlog wait kar rahe they thoda piche he rukk k gaon waalon ka..
Abeer-Bhai kaa phone hai.. Le..
Maine phone uthaaya..
Deva-Ye kuch jyaada nahi bolrahi??
Main-Aap kaho toh chup karwadun isko??
Deva-Nahi be maarna nahi hai..
Main-Maarunga nahi bhai, waise he chup karwadun??
Deva-Sure.. Bc iski awaaj se irritation hoti hai mujhe..
Main-Bus 2-3 minutes orr seh lo fir chup karwa dunga..
Deva-Aisa kya karne waala haibe??
Main-Kar toh chuka hun abtoh aftermath baaki hai,..
Deva-No way, thokdiya??
Main-Hell yeah.. Confirmation k sath woh bhi..
Deva-Awesome, mujhe pata he tha deadline se bahot pehle karlega tu..
Main-Yeah.. Aapko toh sab pata hai..
Deva-Sab theek ho naa??
Main-Yeah yeah.. Koi dikkat he nahi hai 1% bhi nahi kissi ko bhi chot nahi lagi hai..Main karta hun call isko chup karwake..
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Mujhe kheton mein se log baag aatey dikh gaye they, raaste se Bicycles, Bikes, Gaadiyaan tractor trolley bharr bharr k aarahe they 2 police jeeps bhi waapis aagayi thi or unke uppar takk public laddi hui thi..
Main-Chal..
Ab public aai toh police harkat mein aai unhe bus baaki logon takk he aane diya jo kaafi tha idhar humlog gaadi mein he aage badhe humaari gaadi ko kissi ne hath takk nahi lagaaya humlog seedha ralley k andar he ghuss gaye or gaadi rukki stage k saamne jaake..
Main gaadi se uttara or seedha stage ki taraf chal diya, Sudha ka munh khul gaya mujhe wahaan dekh k bhaasan he rukk gaya tha uska, main seedha stage par aaya tabtak gaon waale vehicles mein se uttarke aage aachuke they and kuch toh apne vehicles k uppar he khaddey hogaye they.. Media waale bhi ekdum stage k saamne aagaye they. Sudha mike se durr hatt gayi kyunki media ne usko focus se he durr hata diya tha.
Main-Parnaam madam ji.. Kaisi hain aap?
CM-AP ye kya hua?? Theek toh ho??
Main-Oh yeah..
CM -Itana khoon.. Hospital chalna caahiye humein..
Main-Saamne waalon kaa jyaada baha hai don't worry.. Sudha ji aap continue kariye bheed aati rahegi.. Mujhe paise deke nahi bulaani padti..
Sudha - Ok Ok main bus bhaasan finish he kar rahi thi..
Ye bolke woh waapis Mike k saamne gayi lekin jaise he bolna suru kiya usne udhar se bheed ne mere naare lagaane suru kardiye, keval mere, meri party k nahi, CM k nahi Deva bhai k nahi keval mere naare lag rahe they or ye meri announcement kaa nateeja tha "Maine apna waada pura karliya tha".. Sudha ne firse bolne ki koshish ki lekin logon ne bolne he naa diya, naaron ki sound bheed k sath sath increase he horahi thi.. Pura maidan gunjj utha tha.. Sudha bechari kabhi bheed ko toh kabhi apne party k neta logon ko ghurr rahi thi..
CM-Madam Minister ek baar AP ko bol lene dijiye, warna yelog kissi ko nahi bolne denge..
Ye sunke sudha laal hogayi gusse se apne neta log ko ghurra toh uske kuch neta log stage par aage aaye or apne aadmiyon ko bheed mein se bulaane lage, main samjh gaya ki bheed ko chup karwaane kaa bolenge maar maar k.. Issliye main turant aage aaya or Sudha k saamne se woh Mike stand samett utha liya..
Main-Oye hello hello..
Ab jaise he main mike par aaya bheed hogayi chupp..
Main-Idhar dekho.. Haan Tu.. Idhar dekh.. Mujhe nahi farak padta tu MP hai yaa MLA hai yaa Yuva adhyaksh hai jo bhi ho agar kissi ne bheed mein kissi ko hath bhi laga diya naa yahin k yahin maar maar k taangein tod dunga.. Hath lagaana bhi nahi..
Ye sunte he toh bheed or bawli hogayi, ek baar firse naare lagne lage mere or idhar woh Sudha k neta log turant piche aagaye Sudha bhi piche jaake baith gayi chair par CM wagairaah bhi baith gaye apni apni seats par.. Maine hath uthaake bheed ko shant kiya or 2-3 ishaaron mein wohlog chupp ho bhi gaye.. Ye kamaaya tha maine 72 ghanto mein jo ye lawdi apne pure career mein nahi kama paaegi..
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Kia dimag chalta h Sudha ki tow sudh budh hi Chali gayi itni bheedh dekh ker zabardast hawwa bana dala AP n
Poori public n itna shor machaya ki Sudha wagerah k kaan fat gaye
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