Update-60(Meerut Done)
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Bheed k chupp hone par maine bolna chaalu kiya..
Main-Haanji maafi caahunga pehle toh Madam Minister se ki unki Ralley hijack karli maine, lekin chinta matt kijiye main bus 5 minutes he lunga aap sabki.. Pehle toh dhanywaad yahaan mere ek he baar bulaane par aane k liye, then abhi suna maine Madam ne bola ki insaaf hona he caahiye, wohlog deserve kartey hain insaaf toh ji haan bilkul sahi kaha Madam ne, jaisa maine kaha tha maine apna waada pura kardiya hai, 5 log shaamil they isme or 5on bhagwan ko pyaare hogaye hain unfortunately maine surrender karne ko bola lekin meri nahi suni fir kya hota hai sabko pata hai..
Ye suntey he firse naare chaalu hogaye log apne gamche ghumaane lage bheed mein... Maine fir hath dikha dikha k shant kiya unko..
Main-Ji puri kahaani Police bataaegi aapko lekin baat kaa nichod ye hai ki sabko apne kiye ki saja mill chuki hai. Ab aap opposition waale isko bhi fake encounter dikhaaein usase pehle dekh lijiye unhone humaare uppar fool nahi barsaaye hain, ye khoon hai agar aaplog dekh nahi paaye hon toh bata dun,or ye meri gardan se leke yahaan takk ye design unhone he diya hai mujhe. Main bach gaya kuch centimeters se he lekin woh dikkat nahi hai kyunki mujhe toh bachna he tha kyunki aap sabka aashirwad jo mere sath tha, toh mujhe toh kuch hone waala tha nahi.. Ye bus issliye bataya maine ki baadmein koi fake fake naa kare, Kudhla gaon k kheton mein jaake dekhein kitane rounds unhone fire kiye hain humaare uppar. Ab mujhe sab bol rahe they ki mujhe hospital jaana caahiye tha asap jo sach hai mujhe hospital jaana hai badly almost behosh hone waala hun main, lekin main aaplogon ko puri baat bataae bina kahin nahi jaana chaahta tha main ye prove karna chaahta tha ki main apna waada marrtey dum takk nibhaaunga caahe situation kuch bhi ho, jo jaisa karega woh waisa bharrega.Aaplogon ne humpar viswas karke humaari sarkaar banwaai hai toh main uss vishwaash ko marrtey dum takk nahi tuttne dunga, jabtak saansein chal rahi hain tabtak aapke sath khadda millunga main, caahe kuch bhi hojaae.. Jabtak main hun tabtak koi aapka baal takk baaka nahi kar shakta, or koi karne ki koshish karega toh khatam kardiya jaaega. Bus dhyaan rakhiye aisi situation fir kahin bhi humaare raaj mein hoti hai toh bus humpar viswaash rakhein kissi ki baaton mein naa aaein aapka viswaash he humein majboot banaata hai. Aaplog ho toh hum hain main hun, humaari party hai, aapke bina hum hain he nahi.. Parnaam..
Main chup hua bus baadh aagayi wahaan, naare lagne lage ek sans log chillaane lage, log baawle hogaye maano.. Main Sudha k saamne aaya..
Main-I am here to rule Madam..
Ye bolke maine Parnaam kiye usko or stage se niche uttara mere piche piche Jack Abeer Vinny, Cm deputy CM or baaki humaare neta uttare main waapis gaadi mein aaya humaare sath CM or deputy CM bhi aaye or gaadi muddi toh bheed ne gherr liya, stage waalon ko bhull he gaye log, media bhi humaare uppar he tutt padda, police ko bheed ko hataana padda or humlog slowly slowly inch by inch aage badhe, bhenchod gand fatt gayi ek toh dard horaha uppar se bhenchod derr horahi...
CM-Max hospital pass padega AP..
Main-Hospital nahi jaana CM sahaab koi badhiya saa clinic ho kaafi hai.. Hospital mein time waste hoga kaam wahi hona hai.. Ghaav saaf, dawaai and uppar se patti..
Cm-Ok Aage main road par entry kartey he clinics hain then..
Main-Great..
CM-Great toh aap ho AP sahaab, bada munh choti baat lekin agar aap consistently politics mein hotey naa toh aap Deva bhai ki neck to neck baraabari kar shaktey they easily.. If you join politics we can easily start expanding from north India..
Main - But main politics mein hun nahi naa cm sahaab ye sab temporary he theek hai harr roj ye sab nahi kar shakta main. Maine itane logon se meri puri life mein baat nahi ki hogi jitane logon se main abhi Party President bananey k baad mill chuka hun.. I don't like it particularly ye sab meri bus ki baat nahi hai.. Hopefully bhai kuch din baad waapis aajaaenge..
CM-But still Badhiya hota agar aap politics join karletey toh..
Main-Yeah maybe maybe not who knows..
Main baat kar he raha tha ki mera phone baja jo bhai kaa tha...
Main - Ji bhai karwaadiya naa chup..
Deva-Chup k bache itani chott lagi hai tujhe or tu keh raha tha sab theek hain..
Main-Chotti c chot hai bhai..
Deva - Chotti c?? Teri puri shirt khoon se nahaa lee hai or tu kehta hai choti c chot hai..
Main-Woh toh hojaaaega theek..
Deva-Arrey...
Bhai aage kuch bol paate usase pehle phone babhi ne cheen liya..
Babhi - Tu pagal hai kya?? Hospital kyun nahi gaya seedha.. Jaruri hota hai tujhe hero banana.. Pehle hospital jaake bhi toh wahaan stage par jaa shakta tha..
Main - Babhi Hospital jaake stage par jaata toh hype naa milti ab aisa kardiya hai ki aadha election toh next term kaa yahin jitwa diya maine..
Babhi - I don't care AP.. Mujhe nahi matlab election se.. Tu khudka dhyaan nahi rakhega toh main fir tujhe bandh kardungi ghar, koi jarurat nahi hai mujhe aise Party President ki..
Main - Sorry babhi Sorry..
Babhi - Abhi toh hospital jaa raha haina??
Main-Yeah..
Babhi - Juth matt bolna..
Main-Aapki kasam babhi..
Babhi - Jaldi hospital pohanchke bata mujhe kya rehta hai..
Main-Ji babhi..
Call disconnected, fuck bhenchod hero banke gaali khaani padd rahi hai..
Ab humlog Meerut enter hue or wahaan gaadi rukki ek bade se clinic k bahaar, pehle security forces waalon ne andar se check kiya clinic ko and then humlog andar gaye, bheed thi jarur but jaatey he mujhe pehle attend kiya gaya..
Same treatment milla mujhe, pehle mera ghaav saaf kiya antiseptics se jisme bhenchod gand faad dard hua galla sukh gaya bhenchod sans roukk roukk k.. Uske baad dawaai lagaai gayi and then shoulder par alag or neck par alag Patti (dressing) ki gayi and kuch painkillers wagairaah di mujhe uske baad bahaar nikalte nikalte wahaan bheed lag gayi ab badi he muskill se wahaan se nikala main woh bhi bina tshirt k, pura road jam laga diya logon ne muskill se nikala gaya and wahaan se humlog aaye Deputy CM k ghar jahaan humne lunch kiya and then lee maine ek meeting jisme hum dono gathbandhan ki parties k bade neta shamil they, aadhi meeting meri tareefon mein nikal gayi and uske baad maine apna wahi bhaasan diya "Ki koi dikkat hai toh mujhe bataaein, koi naarajgi hai toh batao main sab solve karunga bus aise he kaam kartey raho mann lagaake logon k bich raho humesha unki najron se durr hojaaoge toh log tumhe Seat se durr kardenge" bus... And finally Meerut mein humaara kaam finish tha or ab time tha Meerut ko alvida kehne kaa..
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