Abhishek Kumar98
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Koi baat nahi Bhai bas bata Dena kab aa sakti ok untill we are waitingSorry guys, still busy hun toh kuch din or sehlo then I'll complete my quota.. Sorry for the inconvenience. Keep Supporting as always.
amazing update hai bhaiUpdate-56(Attack)
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Plan Chang ne bana he diya tha bus ab jaake thok k he aana tha unko..Maine SP ko inform kardiya tha woh, Inspector deepak or 2 or Sub inspector honge jo humaare sath jaaenge.. Uske alawa 30-35 police waale gaon mein jaaenge bheed control karenge or piche jo Chang ne raasta bataaya usko durr se cover karenge yaani bhaagne k saare raaste close honge..
Maine CM sahaab ko call kiya..
CM-Haan AP sahaab..
Main-Ye Sudha kab aarahi hai??
CM - 40-50 Minutes mein.. Kya hua aarahe ho??
Main-Yeah.. Lekin kaam khatam karke..
CM-Ok..badhiya..
Main-Bataana nahi kissi ko ki main aaunga..
CM-Sure..
Call disconnected..
Main-Ready hobe??
Jack - Ready boss..
Vinny - Same..
Abeer-Born ready..
Main- Humaari Pistols bahot hongi i think mujhe toh extra magazine caahiye nahi as mere pass 2 deagles hain tumlog chaaho toh lelo.. Vests wagairaah SP le aaegi.. Chasme jarur pehan lena..
Abeer-Ok..
Main-Or dhyaan rahe humein aage rehna hai police waalon ko piche rakhenge, humaara experience jyaada hai unki jaan ko khatre mein nahi daalenge..
Abeer-Yeah..we got this be..
Main-Let's go then..
Maine SP ko call kiya..
Main - Nikal jaao sablog or seedha gaon mein he rukkna, force ko gaon mein he chhodke seedha kheton waale raaste par milna mujhe.. Ek baar gaon mein entry lene k baad time waste nahi karna seedha attack..
SP-Ji sir..
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Hum CM ki Land Rover mein aaye jo obviously bulletproof thi or Desi kattey iska kuch bigaad nahi paaenge jo badhiya tha.. Humlog nikale wahaan se and kareeb 20 minutes baad humlog gaon k entrance par pohanchey lekin aage nahi gaye, rukk ke SP kaa wait karne lage.. 2-3 minutes baad humein police ki gaadiyaan aati dikhaai di 8-9 jeeps thi , SP apni gaadi se uttarke humaare sath baith gayi, woh Walkie talkie se baaki force se connected thi issliye maine usse apne sath liya..Usne humein vests di jo pehni humne.
Main-Baaki gaadiyan aage chalengi jahaan koi bhi bichmein aaye ek jeep wahin rukk k situation sambhaalegi and baaki aage badhtey rahenge..
SP ne order diya or police ki gaadiyaan aage nikali..
Humlog gaon mein enter hue toh gaon chota he tha, lekin log bade dheet they, pehli galli mein muddtey he log jaan bujh k aage aane lage gaadiyon k lekin main ye sab already plan kar chuka tha ek jeep rukki unhone unko faink faink k maara or baaki log aage badhe seconds k hissab se uske baad next fir kuch log bichmein kuch Farming vehicles lagaane lage tractors ki help se lekin yahaan bhi 2 Jeeps rukki or tractors se drivers ko niche fainka or tractors side mein hataae and humlog aage badhe uske baad ek jagah or aisa he hua lekin wahaan toh humaari gaadi aane takk situation he clear karwaadi thi police waalon ne.. Bus ab khet kaa raasta aagaya tha saamne, baaki gaadiyaan wahin rukk gayi Humse aage Inspector Deepak ki gaadi thi wohlog 3 they or hum 5 total 8 log they..
Main - Main Vinny or Jack niche uttarke paidal jaaenge kheton mein se, tumlog gaadi leke aage badhna aahista aahista.. Gaadi k cover mein rehna baaki humlog sambhaal lenge.. Ye Walkie talkie mujhe dedo tumlog inspector Deepak waala use karna..
SP-Ok sir..
Humlog ko thodi aage chaltey he woh ghar dikh gaya tha..
Main - Nervous??
SP-Kind of..Aisa kam he hota hai yahaan but i am trained for this..
Main-Yeah.. Dont worry Abeer lead karega just follow his orders. Or haan hero nahi banana remember..
SP - Copy..
Main Jack or Vinny aage aake gaadi se niche uttare Abeer drive kar raha tha or Inspector deepak or 2 SI chadd gaye gaadi mein wohlog raaste se he aage badhe or humlog kheton mein uttar gaye, Gehun (Wheat) ki Harri fasal thi kheton mein or ek paani ki Naali thi jiske uppar woh paid they jinka cover lena tha humein.. Ab jaise he Abeer ne gaadi uss raaste mein modi toh saamne se turant he firing suru hogayi, matlab khabar pohanch chuki thi inke pass.. Kuch badhiya pistols bhi thi udhar or baaki desi kattey and dunali thi.. Idhar humlog aage badhe toh aage kheton mein paani laga hua tha so kichad mein aage badhna muskill hua humaare liye..
Main-(Walkie) Thoda slow chalao gaadi, Abeer tu drive karta reh or baaki log uttar jaao gaadi se or gaadi k piche chalo cover letey hue or return firing karo..
SP-Copy sir..
SP, inspector or dono SI niche uttare gaadi se or gaadi ka cover leke return firing karne lage.. Humlog bus ab 100-150 meter durr he they. Bandey clearly dikhne lage they humein.. Ghar chota saa tha 1 floor tha bus or bahaar chaaron taraf choti 5-6 feet unchi chaar diwari thi. 4-5 bandey uppar roof se firing kar rahe they or 4-5 he bandey niche uss deewar ka cover leke firing kar rahe they..
Main-Jack Jaldi chalo be.. Itani derr nahi lagaani..
Jack - Yeah..Lets move..
Humlog finally last tree k cover mein aaye yahaan se bus 30-40 meter durr woh ghar tha or aage koi cover nahi tha.. Abeer wagairaah bhi close aachuke they..
Main-(Walkie) Ok.. Humlog aage entry kar rahe hain, hum uppar roof waalon ko thok denge tumlog deewar waalon ko focus karna.. Dhyaan rahe humaare pass cover nahi hai orr toh sambhaal lena..
SP-Got you sir..
Main-Ok here goes nothing..
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Super update hai bhaiUpdate-57(Injured)
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Idhar se humlog roof waale 5 ko thokne waale they or Abeer and baaki deewar waalon ko..
Main - Ok Toh Jack right waale 2 tere.. Left waale 2 Vinny tu le.. Center mein jo 3 hain window k just uppar unhe main sambhal lunga..
Jack -Done.. On 3...2...1..
Counting hotey he humlog seedha bhaage aage firing kartey hue, roof waale bandey bilkul clear visible they humein or unka dhyaan takk nahi tha humaare uppar issliye bus target practice thi humaare liye maine mere teeno thok diye or aage badhke uss deewar kaa he cover liya maine..
Jack -Dono down..
Vinny - Same lekin 2-3 bandey orr bhi hain uppar, aage aatey hue dekha maine unko.. Issliye deewar se sattke khaddey rehna..
Main-(Walkie) Deewar walon ko thoko jaldi taaki humlog hill paaein..
Abeer-(Walkie) Hill lo lagbhag sab he maare gaye 2-3 bachein hain wohlog chippey hain..
Main-Gajab.. Jack Vinny uppar waalon se bachaana..
Ye bolke main kuddke deewar par he chadd gaya or udhar dusari taraf mille mujhe 3 bandey Jo Abeer wagairaah se bachke niche jukhe hue he piche jaa rahe they..
Main - Good Morning sir..
Ye bloke maine teeno ko goli maari teesra bhaag he gaya tha lekin andar jaane k liye gate khola itane mein uski pith mein last ki dono goli daagdi maine.. Ek deagle khaali hui toh maine dusari nikaal lee..
Main-Oye Jack uppar aa.. Mujhe uppar chadha..
Main or Jack uss deewar k sahaare roof takk aaye or wahaan se maine Jack k kandhe par pair rakha or seedha roof par chadd gaya ek hathmein deagle liye toh jaisa Vinny ne kahaa tha yahaan 3 bandey they actually 2 he they kyunki teesra banda piche ki taraf niche uttar gaya tha or dusara bhi yahi kar raha tha to uppar waale dono ki khopdi kholi maine, or niche dekha toh ek banda uttar bhi gaya tha niche toh maine uppar se usko goli maari.. Piche khidki thi jiske sahaare uttar rahe they wohlog..
Ab ghar ki outside humaare under thi..Bus jo bacha tha woh andar he bacha tha.
Main-(Walkie) Chaaron taraf se gher lo, jo bhi gate khidki hai sab cover karo. Dekho kya situation hai. Main niche aaraha hun..
Main niche uttarne k liye jaise he sidhiyon par aaya toh udhar se 3 bandey uppar aarahe they..Wohlog just mere saamne he they 3-4 seedhiyaan hongi humaare bich Ab aage waala banda piche dekh k uppar aaraha tha toh usne late notice kiya mujhe Lekin bich waale bandey ne dekh liya mujhe or woh apni dunali uthaane laga lekin meri deagle hath mein he thi maine pehle usko he target kiya goli bhi chalaai lekin aage waala banda waapis kuddne laga mujhe dekh k toh meri goli toh usko lagi he, even second bandey ki dunali k saamne bhi aagaya woh , bhenchod kya blast hua uss dunali se woh pehla banda toh fatt gaya maano goli k fragments mere uppar bhi aaye jo jhel gaya main , 12 bore dunali thi toh damage hona he tha mujhe kuch chharre lage hathon mein lekin iska faayda uthaake main waapis uppar kudda tabtak usne dusara fire bhi kardiya tha dusara fire hua mere se just 3 inches durr deewar k uppar or wahaan se lage bahot saare fragments mujhe mera kaan bhenchod 'Beeeeppppppp" par he attakk gaya main piche girra jaake, sab kuch blank hogaya maano, fir bhi maine apni deagle saamne seedhiyon par aim ki, kahin woh dono uppar naa aajein, lekin aisa hua nahi apni dono bullets fire karke woh shayad waapis niche chala gaya reload karne, jo bhi tha meri gand faad gaya tha woh.. Kyunki meri vest jhel gayi thi pehle waale fragments toh lekin ye waala shot kuch jyada he close tha or ye waar ne mostly focus kiya mere right kandhe k uppar.. Kandhe par vest thi nahi toh kuch fragments andar jaa dhanse they.. Finally main utha kandha dekha toh bhenchod kandha uppar se fatt gaya tha buri tarah woh bhi.. Bhayanak jallan horahi thi mujhe kyunki kuch cement takk chali gayi thi ghaav mein, mera hath pura khoon se bharr gaya tha kuch he derr mein..
Main-(Walkie) Seedhiyaan clear karo be i am hit..
Abeer-Hit?? Goli lagi tujhe??
Main-Nahi fragments but it's bad.. Jaldi karo..
Abeer-Copy.. Dhyaan rakh..
Holy shit bhai kya he jalan hui hai. Isase acha main bhaagta nahi toh vest jhel leti goli ko..
Lund jhel leti bhosdk awaaj suni thi gun ki?? Vest faadke nikal jaati.. Police vests hain ye itani he aukaat hai inki..
Matlab mera decision badhiya tha, ok fir theek .....
Abeer-(Walkie) Aaja Seedhiyaan clear.. 2 dead..
Main niche aaya toh mera pura kandha khoon se bharr gaya tha niche takk khoon aagaya tha..
Abeer-What the fuck is that..
Main-Bach gaya..
Abeee-Are you sure?? Bhosdk lag toh nahi raha..
Main-Abe woh chhod tu ye bata kya situation hai andar ki??
Deepak - Sir PK, Master or Bholu maare gaye.. Ranbir Raju or woh langada Jaga andar hain.. 1-2 orr ho shakta hai andar.. Raju bol raha hai dum hai toh andar aake dikhaao..
Main-(Chilaake) Andar toh main aaunga he bhosdk, tu kahaan jaaega ye bata?? Tujhe kya laga tha bhenchod majaak hai yun he 8 logon ko jinda jalla dega tu.. Tere Baap kaa raaj hai kya bhenchod..
"Unko toh marrna he tha bhenchod ne humaare kaam mein taang adaai thi unhone, bahot shyaane ban rahe they saale."
Main-(Chilaake) Kya faayda hua fir, ab tumlog bhi marroge..
"Marrne Dey, Marrne se thodi darrtey hain hum, Itana aashaani se toh nahi marrenge, ek aadh ko maarke marrenge" .
Main-Beta ye sab kehne ki baatein hain samjha ye bus hawa banaaney ki baat hai, Jab khopdi mein goli lagti haina fir ye saari hawa nikal jaati hai, sab khatam hojaata hai samjha aisi nind aajaati hai jo kabhi nahi khulti. Sab khatam hojaata hai, tumhari ye hawa ye paisa, pariwar dost kuch nahi bachta samjha. Sab over..
Ye sunke saamne waala shant hogaya, bada aaya Marrne se nahi darrtey bhenchod aisa bhi kabhi hua hai kya..?
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Ok Bhai, No IssueSorry guys, still busy hun toh kuch din or sehlo then I'll complete my quota.. Sorry for the inconvenience. Keep Supporting as always.
fantastic update broUpdate-59(I Earned This)
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Maine vest nikaali toh meri sky blue color ki shirt puri laal hogayi thi khoon se ekdum shine maar rahi thi, kuch jyaada he khoon beh gaya tha mera, kandhe se leke gardan par bhi impact tha kuch toh..
Abeer - Hospital chalein sir??
Main-Nahi be pehle Gaon chalenge, Sudha aai hui hai uski maa chodunga wahin jaake..
Abeer-Abe ek baar ghaav saaf toh karwaale..
Main-Hatt be fir media ko kya dikhaaunga bhenchod Sudha ki ralley kaise flop karunga fir..
Abeer-abe ye 5 litter khoon bhi toh dikhega logon ko..
Main-Kuch log usko bhi fake bolenge, ye maansh fatta hua dikhega tab yakeen hoga or 5 he minutes extra lagenge uske baad karwa lenge patti wagairaah..
Abeer-Ok..
Humlog Land rover mein aaye jisko bhenchod itani goliyan lagi thi ki gaadi kaa design he badal gaya tha, badhiya jhel gayi thi ye gaadi bhi, seeshe se aage muskill se kuch dikh raha tha.. Maine CM ko call kiya toh uske PA ne uthaaya..
PA-Ji sir..
Main - Sudha wagairaah aagayi??
PA-JI sir Unka MP bhaasan deraha hai uske baad Sudha kaa he bhaasan hai..
Main-Shabbas..
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Main-Seedha Chal udhar he Jack full speed se..
Abeer-Aaram se chalbe saamne sishe par itani goliyaan lagi hain ki kuch dikh takk naa raha theek se iski herogiri k chakkar mein sab marenge..
Hum waapis gaon mein aaye jahaan se baaki police Jeeps ko humne waapis humaare sath leliya kya pata sehar mein jaam laga ho.. Humaare aage 4 or piche 4 police jeeps thi..
Maine CM ko fir phone kiya abki baar cm ne he uthaaya..
CM-Ji..
Main-Done and Dusted CM sahaab..
CM-Really??
Main-Yep all culprits neutralized.. Case closed..
CM-Arrey well done AP well done.. Ye Sudha abhi taane maar rahi hai iski aisi taisi karta hun..
Main-Arrey naa naa woh main kardunga net 4 minutes mein aajaunga main..
CM-Ye toh best hai aajaao..
Main-Police and other security waalon ko bolo ki gaadi naa roke koi..
CM-Ji..
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Maine youtube par live meerut news lagaaya jahaan Sudha k ek MP KAA bhaasan chal raha tha ek chota saa stage tha jispar 3-4 log or they Sudha k alawa and saamne public thi jyaada nahi thi bheed but theek thaak thi..
Main-Main 1000% keh shakta hun ye bheed khareedi hui hai.. Gaon ki bheed he nahi hai ye..
Ye sach tha kyunki bheed mein jo log they unmein se 90% k kapde gaon waale they he nahi woh bhenchod jeans wagairaah pehne khaddey they wahaan matlab gaon waale aaye he nahi maadarchod ki ralley mein issliye bheed kharidani paddi.. Bawligand..
Main-Kya baraabari karegi re meri tu.. Sun roukk dey toh..
Abeer - Kya hua??
Main uttarke police jeep k pass gaya and unko kahaan ki gaon k andar jaaein pehle, police jeep k mike se gaon waalon ko bulaaein ki AP ne bulaya hai unhe jaldi. "AP ne apna waada pura kardiya hai" ye jarur bolna tha.. Ralley wahin thi jahaan suru waale din media and baaki sablog ne derra banaaya tha.. Toh gaon waalon ko pohanchney mein 5 minutes lagengi..
Kyunki gaon waalon ko jawaab dena hai mujhe bc naa ki iss khareedi hui bheed ko yelog maa chudaaein.. Wahaan se 3 jeeps gaon ki taraf chali gayi full speed and 3 jeeps agal bagal waale gaon mein chali gayi uske baad humlog thoda slow aage badhe..
Sudha ab mike par aagayi thi or dukh wyakt kar rahi thi, bakchod lawdi.. Fir woh kanoon ki baatein karne lagi ki insaaf milna chahiye woh puri koshish karegi insaaf dilwaane ki CBI ko case sonp diya jaaega blah blah.. Humlog wait kar rahe they thoda piche he rukk k gaon waalon ka..
Abeer-Bhai kaa phone hai.. Le..
Maine phone uthaaya..
Deva-Ye kuch jyaada nahi bolrahi??
Main-Aap kaho toh chup karwadun isko??
Deva-Nahi be maarna nahi hai..
Main-Maarunga nahi bhai, waise he chup karwadun??
Deva-Sure.. Bc iski awaaj se irritation hoti hai mujhe..
Main-Bus 2-3 minutes orr seh lo fir chup karwa dunga..
Deva-Aisa kya karne waala haibe??
Main-Kar toh chuka hun abtoh aftermath baaki hai,..
Deva-No way, thokdiya??
Main-Hell yeah.. Confirmation k sath woh bhi..
Deva-Awesome, mujhe pata he tha deadline se bahot pehle karlega tu..
Main-Yeah.. Aapko toh sab pata hai..
Deva-Sab theek ho naa??
Main-Yeah yeah.. Koi dikkat he nahi hai 1% bhi nahi kissi ko bhi chot nahi lagi hai..Main karta hun call isko chup karwake..
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Mujhe kheton mein se log baag aatey dikh gaye they, raaste se Bicycles, Bikes, Gaadiyaan tractor trolley bharr bharr k aarahe they 2 police jeeps bhi waapis aagayi thi or unke uppar takk public laddi hui thi..
Main-Chal..
Ab public aai toh police harkat mein aai unhe bus baaki logon takk he aane diya jo kaafi tha idhar humlog gaadi mein he aage badhe humaari gaadi ko kissi ne hath takk nahi lagaaya humlog seedha ralley k andar he ghuss gaye or gaadi rukki stage k saamne jaake..
Main gaadi se uttara or seedha stage ki taraf chal diya, Sudha ka munh khul gaya mujhe wahaan dekh k bhaasan he rukk gaya tha uska, main seedha stage par aaya tabtak gaon waale vehicles mein se uttarke aage aachuke they and kuch toh apne vehicles k uppar he khaddey hogaye they.. Media waale bhi ekdum stage k saamne aagaye they. Sudha mike se durr hatt gayi kyunki media ne usko focus se he durr hata diya tha.
Main-Parnaam madam ji.. Kaisi hain aap?
CM-AP ye kya hua?? Theek toh ho??
Main-Oh yeah..
CM -Itana khoon.. Hospital chalna caahiye humein..
Main-Saamne waalon kaa jyaada baha hai don't worry.. Sudha ji aap continue kariye bheed aati rahegi.. Mujhe paise deke nahi bulaani padti..
Sudha - Ok Ok main bus bhaasan finish he kar rahi thi..
Ye bolke woh waapis Mike k saamne gayi lekin jaise he bolna suru kiya usne udhar se bheed ne mere naare lagaane suru kardiye, keval mere, meri party k nahi, CM k nahi Deva bhai k nahi keval mere naare lag rahe they or ye meri announcement kaa nateeja tha "Maine apna waada pura karliya tha".. Sudha ne firse bolne ki koshish ki lekin logon ne bolne he naa diya, naaron ki sound bheed k sath sath increase he horahi thi.. Pura maidan gunjj utha tha.. Sudha bechari kabhi bheed ko toh kabhi apne party k neta logon ko ghurr rahi thi..
CM-Madam Minister ek baar AP ko bol lene dijiye, warna yelog kissi ko nahi bolne denge..
Ye sunke sudha laal hogayi gusse se apne neta log ko ghurra toh uske kuch neta log stage par aage aaye or apne aadmiyon ko bheed mein se bulaane lage, main samjh gaya ki bheed ko chup karwaane kaa bolenge maar maar k.. Issliye main turant aage aaya or Sudha k saamne se woh Mike stand samett utha liya..
Main-Oye hello hello..
Ab jaise he main mike par aaya bheed hogayi chupp..
Main-Idhar dekho.. Haan Tu.. Idhar dekh.. Mujhe nahi farak padta tu MP hai yaa MLA hai yaa Yuva adhyaksh hai jo bhi ho agar kissi ne bheed mein kissi ko hath bhi laga diya naa yahin k yahin maar maar k taangein tod dunga.. Hath lagaana bhi nahi..
Ye sunte he toh bheed or bawli hogayi, ek baar firse naare lagne lage mere or idhar woh Sudha k neta log turant piche aagaye Sudha bhi piche jaake baith gayi chair par CM wagairaah bhi baith gaye apni apni seats par.. Maine hath uthaake bheed ko shant kiya or 2-3 ishaaron mein wohlog chupp ho bhi gaye.. Ye kamaaya tha maine 72 ghanto mein jo ye lawdi apne pure career mein nahi kama paaegi..
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nice update broUpdate-60(Meerut Done)60
Bheed k chupp hone par maine bolna chaalu kiya..
Main-Haanji maafi caahunga pehle toh Madam Minister se ki unki Ralley hijack karli maine, lekin chinta matt kijiye main bus 5 minutes he lunga aap sabki.. Pehle toh dhanywaad yahaan mere ek he baar bulaane par aane k liye, then abhi suna maine Madam ne bola ki insaaf hona he caahiye, wohlog deserve kartey hain insaaf toh ji haan bilkul sahi kaha Madam ne, jaisa maine kaha tha maine apna waada pura kardiya hai, 5 log shaamil they isme or 5on bhagwan ko pyaare hogaye hain unfortunately maine surrender karne ko bola lekin meri nahi suni fir kya hota hai sabko pata hai..
Ye suntey he firse naare chaalu hogaye log apne gamche ghumaane lage bheed mein... Maine fir hath dikha dikha k shant kiya unko..
Main-Ji puri kahaani Police bataaegi aapko lekin baat kaa nichod ye hai ki sabko apne kiye ki saja mill chuki hai. Ab aap opposition waale isko bhi fake encounter dikhaaein usase pehle dekh lijiye unhone humaare uppar fool nahi barsaaye hain, ye khoon hai agar aaplog dekh nahi paaye hon toh bata dun,or ye meri gardan se leke yahaan takk ye design unhone he diya hai mujhe. Main bach gaya kuch centimeters se he lekin woh dikkat nahi hai kyunki mujhe toh bachna he tha kyunki aap sabka aashirwad jo mere sath tha, toh mujhe toh kuch hone waala tha nahi.. Ye bus issliye bataya maine ki baadmein koi fake fake naa kare, Kudhla gaon k kheton mein jaake dekhein kitane rounds unhone fire kiye hain humaare uppar. Ab mujhe sab bol rahe they ki mujhe hospital jaana caahiye tha asap jo sach hai mujhe hospital jaana hai badly almost behosh hone waala hun main, lekin main aaplogon ko puri baat bataae bina kahin nahi jaana chaahta tha main ye prove karna chaahta tha ki main apna waada marrtey dum takk nibhaaunga caahe situation kuch bhi ho, jo jaisa karega woh waisa bharrega.Aaplogon ne humpar viswas karke humaari sarkaar banwaai hai toh main uss vishwaash ko marrtey dum takk nahi tuttne dunga, jabtak saansein chal rahi hain tabtak aapke sath khadda millunga main, caahe kuch bhi hojaae.. Jabtak main hun tabtak koi aapka baal takk baaka nahi kar shakta, or koi karne ki koshish karega toh khatam kardiya jaaega. Bus dhyaan rakhiye aisi situation fir kahin bhi humaare raaj mein hoti hai toh bus humpar viswaash rakhein kissi ki baaton mein naa aaein aapka viswaash he humein majboot banaata hai. Aaplog ho toh hum hain main hun, humaari party hai, aapke bina hum hain he nahi.. Parnaam..
Main chup hua bus baadh aagayi wahaan, naare lagne lage ek sans log chillaane lage, log baawle hogaye maano.. Main Sudha k saamne aaya..
Main-I am here to rule Madam..
Ye bolke maine Parnaam kiye usko or stage se niche uttara mere piche piche Jack Abeer Vinny, Cm deputy CM or baaki humaare neta uttare main waapis gaadi mein aaya humaare sath CM or deputy CM bhi aaye or gaadi muddi toh bheed ne gherr liya, stage waalon ko bhull he gaye log, media bhi humaare uppar he tutt padda, police ko bheed ko hataana padda or humlog slowly slowly inch by inch aage badhe, bhenchod gand fatt gayi ek toh dard horaha uppar se bhenchod derr horahi...
CM-Max hospital pass padega AP..
Main-Hospital nahi jaana CM sahaab koi badhiya saa clinic ho kaafi hai.. Hospital mein time waste hoga kaam wahi hona hai.. Ghaav saaf, dawaai and uppar se patti..
Cm-Ok Aage main road par entry kartey he clinics hain then..
Main-Great..
CM-Great toh aap ho AP sahaab, bada munh choti baat lekin agar aap consistently politics mein hotey naa toh aap Deva bhai ki neck to neck baraabari kar shaktey they easily.. If you join politics we can easily start expanding from north India..
Main - But main politics mein hun nahi naa cm sahaab ye sab temporary he theek hai harr roj ye sab nahi kar shakta main. Maine itane logon se meri puri life mein baat nahi ki hogi jitane logon se main abhi Party President bananey k baad mill chuka hun.. I don't like it particularly ye sab meri bus ki baat nahi hai.. Hopefully bhai kuch din baad waapis aajaaenge..
CM-But still Badhiya hota agar aap politics join karletey toh..
Main-Yeah maybe maybe not who knows..
Main baat kar he raha tha ki mera phone baja jo bhai kaa tha...
Main - Ji bhai karwaadiya naa chup..
Deva-Chup k bache itani chott lagi hai tujhe or tu keh raha tha sab theek hain..
Main-Chotti c chot hai bhai..
Deva - Chotti c?? Teri puri shirt khoon se nahaa lee hai or tu kehta hai choti c chot hai..
Main-Woh toh hojaaaega theek..
Deva-Arrey...
Bhai aage kuch bol paate usase pehle phone babhi ne cheen liya..
Babhi - Tu pagal hai kya?? Hospital kyun nahi gaya seedha.. Jaruri hota hai tujhe hero banana.. Pehle hospital jaake bhi toh wahaan stage par jaa shakta tha..
Main - Babhi Hospital jaake stage par jaata toh hype naa milti ab aisa kardiya hai ki aadha election toh next term kaa yahin jitwa diya maine..
Babhi - I don't care AP.. Mujhe nahi matlab election se.. Tu khudka dhyaan nahi rakhega toh main fir tujhe bandh kardungi ghar, koi jarurat nahi hai mujhe aise Party President ki..
Main - Sorry babhi Sorry..
Babhi - Abhi toh hospital jaa raha haina??
Main-Yeah..
Babhi - Juth matt bolna..
Main-Aapki kasam babhi..
Babhi - Jaldi hospital pohanchke bata mujhe kya rehta hai..
Main-Ji babhi..
Call disconnected, fuck bhenchod hero banke gaali khaani padd rahi hai..
Ab humlog Meerut enter hue or wahaan gaadi rukki ek bade se clinic k bahaar, pehle security forces waalon ne andar se check kiya clinic ko and then humlog andar gaye, bheed thi jarur but jaatey he mujhe pehle attend kiya gaya..
Same treatment milla mujhe, pehle mera ghaav saaf kiya antiseptics se jisme bhenchod gand faad dard hua galla sukh gaya bhenchod sans roukk roukk k.. Uske baad dawaai lagaai gayi and then shoulder par alag or neck par alag Patti (dressing) ki gayi and kuch painkillers wagairaah di mujhe uske baad bahaar nikalte nikalte wahaan bheed lag gayi ab badi he muskill se wahaan se nikala main woh bhi bina tshirt k, pura road jam laga diya logon ne muskill se nikala gaya and wahaan se humlog aaye Deputy CM k ghar jahaan humne lunch kiya and then lee maine ek meeting jisme hum dono gathbandhan ki parties k bade neta shamil they, aadhi meeting meri tareefon mein nikal gayi and uske baad maine apna wahi bhaasan diya "Ki koi dikkat hai toh mujhe bataaein, koi naarajgi hai toh batao main sab solve karunga bus aise he kaam kartey raho mann lagaake logon k bich raho humesha unki najron se durr hojaaoge toh log tumhe Seat se durr kardenge" bus... And finally Meerut mein humaara kaam finish tha or ab time tha Meerut ko alvida kehne kaa..
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