Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[AP 316]

Update-61(Been There Done That)
​

62

Riya canteen mein Abhi gang k sath baithi thi and uski pith thi meri taraf toh usne mujhe nahi dekha, lekin Ashish ne mujhe bulaaya jisase sabka dhyaan mere uppar gaya..

Ashish - Dekho dekho Adhyaks mahodya college aaye hain..Kyun bhai idhar kaise??

Main- Movie dekhne aaya tha...

Ashish - Hain?? Jaa be..

Main-College mein log kya karne aatey hainbe paglait.. Mujhe bhi padhna hai issliye kabhi - 2 aana padta hai college..

Ashish - Cool.

Ajit - Jo bhi Ho AP media icon ban chuka hai tu, kal UP mein kya bhaasan diya tu, woh bhi khoon se latpath hoke gajab dedication..Jabse tu waapis aaya hai tabse Bollywood celebrities se jyaada tu chaaya hua hai Media mein..

Main-I know right.. Kaam bhi toh waise kiye hain..

Ashish - True..Aao baitho naa..

Main-Naa baitho tumlog..

Ye bolke humlog guffa mein aaye and wahaan aake cigarette jalaa lee gayi.. Riya ne mujhe dekha tha lekin aaj maine usase najar naa milaai, Riya sachmein desperate thi, mujhse bolna chaahti thi woh, help maangna caahti thi woh, lekin himmat nahi jutta paa rahi thi.. Lekin main uske bina bole sab samjh gaya tha.

Humlog guffa mein they toh Shubam aaya andar..

Main-Haan be aai khabbar Vaani ki..

Shubam-Haan bhai shocking khabbar hai.. Ladki subah se hostel mein he hai or subah se bhaari bimaar type hai, washroom mein baar baar jaa rahi hai or passena passena horahi hai or bahot he awkward behave kar rahi hai..

Main-Vomiting bhi horahi hogi, tired dikh rahi hogi bhaari, or khud ba khud badbada rahi hogi..

Shubam-Aaila aapko kaise pata bhai??

Main-Side effects.. Drugs nahi mille hain usse pichle kuch ghanto se..

Sam-Dealer bhaag gaya hoga??

Main-Ghanta, naya naya toh dhanda haibe unka or unka toh motive he hai latt lagaana students ko toh woh kyun bhaagenge..

Sam-Toh??

Main-Paise nahi honge uske pass.. Obviously Riya ne bheje nahi honge yaa Riya k ghar pe pata chal gaya hoga ki woh paise transfer kar rahi hai kahin yaa fir woh nahi caahti uski best friend or drugs le..Lekin jo bhi hai paise nahi hain uske pass..

Shubam-Haan bhai, sabse paise maang chuki hai woh, shyaani hai boli uska treatment chal raha hai ye koi neurological issue hai issiliye woh aise bimaar type horahi hai.. Drugs kaa toh naam takk nahi aane derahi uppar..Kissi ko kaano kaan khabar nahi hone derahi..

Sam-Lekin kabtak karegi ye sab..

Main-Approximately 4 ghantey takk orr..

Sam-Fir??

Main-Tabtak drugs nahi mille toh iska brain off hone lagega, sans attak jaaegi iski, puri body mein cramps aane lagenge, uppar body toh half paralyze hojaaegi..

Ravi-Holy Shit..

Main-Then agar dhang k hospital nahi pohanchi toh switch off hojaaegi..

Ravi-Kya??

Main-Woh ladki be bawligand or kya switch off hoga..

Shubam-Switch off matlab??

Main-Matlab bhosdk turbo charging waala C-Type charger maangegi uski body ussi se chaalu hogi bus..ofcourse marr he jaaegi be bawligand.. Kya ho kya gaya hai tumlogon ko aaj..

Shubam-Sorry bhai..

Main-Bakchod..

Ravi-Bhenchod Drugs par toh 4-5 PHD's kar chuka hai tu, sab pata hai bc tujhe..

Rohit - Inko chhod tu ye bata ab kya kiya jaaye usko bachaane k liye..hospital leke jaaein usko..

Main-Hell no be bakchod, hospital nahi lejaa shaktey kai reason hain first toh sabse major reason itani pure cocaine kaa ilaaj i dont know abhi possible hai bhi yaa nahi toh most probably hospital mein bhi marregi he woh, then second reason, sareef ghar ki ladki hai yun achanak logon ko pata chal gaya sab toh bhenchod suicide naa karle fir iski death bhi apne uppar mand di jaaegi, hospital lejaane se pehle isko thoda normal karna hoga. Third reason isko kuch kiya toh iske dealer ko pata chal jaaega ki humein sab pata hai or woh gayab hojaaega and usko dekh dekh baaki dealers and then sellers bhi gayab hojaaenge or humein lawda millega fir..Samjha??

Rohit - Ok toh bhenchod iski jaan kaise bachaaein..

Main-Cash dega toh bataaunga..

Rohit - Bhosdk idhar ek ladki ki jaan par bani hai or tu joke maar raha hai..

Main-Abe ussi k liye caahiye cash or bhosdk Maine thodi bola tha usko ki behan cocaine lena suru kardey usne khud apni maa chudwaai naa..

Rohit - Shut up.. Bata kya karna hai..

Main-Cash kitana hai..

Rohit - Hmm.. 1...2...3...4.....5.. 5500 Rupees..

Main-Bus bhosdk?? Crorepati baap ka iklota beta tu 10 crore ki bikes kaa collection rakhta hai tu or jeb mein bus 5500..

Rohit - Toh kya bhosdk purse mein 1 crore leke ghumun, cash kon leke ghumta haibe..

Main-Bhenchod 5500 mein toh lund aaega.. Tumlog dekho be cash..Main toh purse he nahi leke aaya..

Unhone apne apne purse nikale or count karne lage..

Sam-7800..

Ravi-lagbhag 8200..

Subham - 3500 approx .

Main-Total hue 25000...

Rohit - Abe main transfer kardunga tu kaam bol bhai..

Main-Haan bhosdk drug dealers ab UPI use karne lagenge tere liye..

Rohit - Dealers??Tu kaise bachaaega be usko??

Main-Main nahi tumlog bachaaoge iss cash se 2 Gram pure cocaine khareed Legi woh ab depend karta hai kitana dose per day leti hai woh lekin still 3-4 din chal jaani caahiye usko..

Ye sun unn sabne ghurra mujhe..

Main-Kya hua be??

Rohit - Bhosdk tu drugs dega usse??

Main-Toh ab kya Complan leti hai bhosdk woh abhi bhi toh drugs he leti hai..

Sam-Abe bakchod humein drugs se bachaana hai usse naa ki or latt lagaani hai..

Main-Wahi kar raha hun be main, drugs nahi millenge toh marr jaaegi woh most probably hospital waale bhi ilaaj naa kar paaenge uska haal filhaal.. Tu drugs De usse 2 minutes mein fit ho jaaegi, maano kuch hua he naa ho.. Iske alawa koi ilaaj nahi hai.. Trust me itana easy hota drugs chhodana toh duniya badal chuki hoti..

Sam-Fucking hell..

Rohit - Kya he cheej haibe ye drugs.. Maa chod di hai system ki..Or tu bhosdk ab ye pure cocaine pure haryana mein failne waali hai or abtak tune hospitals takk ko alert nahi kiya hai jo iske liye treatment dhund paaein?? Kab karega be..

Main-Kar chuka actually 2-3 din Pehle.. Darling Doctor Ruhi ko Samjha diya tha maine iss situation k baare mein or woh haryana ki harr district k major Rehabilitation centers and DE-Addiction hospitals mein jaa jaa k meetings le rahi hai wahaan k doctors se and unko iss drug k liye taiyaar kar rahi hai.. Rishi funds ki support karwa raha hai.. Actually main khud nahi kar shakta khud karta toh khabbar leak hojaati or ye drug bosses takk pohanch jaati and plan flop hojaata..

Rohit - Good.. Ab paise hogaye ikathe toh drugs kahaan se laaein uske liye ??

Main-Bhenchod hum kyun laaein uske Baap ne waiter rakha hai humein khud laaegi woh..

Rohit - Abe khud kaise laaegi woh abhi toh bola ye Shubam ki haalat bahot buri hai uski..

Main-Rohit babu ye drugs k naam mein he nasha hai jaise he paise hath mein aaenge naa uske andar apne aap energy aajaegi ghode ki tarah kudti hui dealer k pass jaaegi woh.. Addiction aadmi se kuch bhi karwa shakta hai..

Rohit - Bhenchod tu drugs kaa encyclopedia hai..

Main-Exactly bitch, "BEEN THERE DONE THAT" .

Continued..

 

[AP 316]

Thanks for the support bhidulog keep supporting as always, update Posted read and give reviews same deal on hai apni.

 

[Thakur]

Update-61(Been There Done That)
​

62

Riya canteen mein Abhi gang k sath baithi thi and uski pith thi meri taraf toh usne mujhe nahi dekha, lekin Ashish ne mujhe bulaaya jisase sabka dhyaan mere uppar gaya..

Ashish - Dekho dekho Adhyaks mahodya college aaye hain..Kyun bhai idhar kaise??

Main- Movie dekhne aaya tha...

Ashish - Hain?? Jaa be..

Main-College mein log kya karne aatey hainbe paglait.. Mujhe bhi padhna hai issliye kabhi - 2 aana padta hai college..

Ashish - Cool.

Ajit - Jo bhi Ho AP media icon ban chuka hai tu, kal UP mein kya bhaasan diya tu, woh bhi khoon se latpath hoke gajab dedication..Jabse tu waapis aaya hai tabse Bollywood celebrities se jyaada tu chaaya hua hai Media mein..

Main-I know right.. Kaam bhi toh waise kiye hain..

Ashish - True..Aao baitho naa..

Main-Naa baitho tumlog..

Ye bolke humlog guffa mein aaye and wahaan aake cigarette jalaa lee gayi.. Riya ne mujhe dekha tha lekin aaj maine usase najar naa milaai, Riya sachmein desperate thi, mujhse bolna chaahti thi woh, help maangna caahti thi woh, lekin himmat nahi jutta paa rahi thi.. Lekin main uske bina bole sab samjh gaya tha.

Humlog guffa mein they toh Shubam aaya andar..

Main-Haan be aai khabbar Vaani ki..

Shubam-Haan bhai shocking khabbar hai.. Ladki subah se hostel mein he hai or subah se bhaari bimaar type hai, washroom mein baar baar jaa rahi hai or passena passena horahi hai or bahot he awkward behave kar rahi hai..

Main-Vomiting bhi horahi hogi, tired dikh rahi hogi bhaari, or khud ba khud badbada rahi hogi..

Shubam-Aaila aapko kaise pata bhai??

Main-Side effects.. Drugs nahi mille hain usse pichle kuch ghanto se..

Sam-Dealer bhaag gaya hoga??

Main-Ghanta, naya naya toh dhanda haibe unka or unka toh motive he hai latt lagaana students ko toh woh kyun bhaagenge..

Sam-Toh??

Main-Paise nahi honge uske pass.. Obviously Riya ne bheje nahi honge yaa Riya k ghar pe pata chal gaya hoga ki woh paise transfer kar rahi hai kahin yaa fir woh nahi caahti uski best friend or drugs le..Lekin jo bhi hai paise nahi hain uske pass..

Shubam-Haan bhai, sabse paise maang chuki hai woh, shyaani hai boli uska treatment chal raha hai ye koi neurological issue hai issiliye woh aise bimaar type horahi hai.. Drugs kaa toh naam takk nahi aane derahi uppar..Kissi ko kaano kaan khabar nahi hone derahi..

Sam-Lekin kabtak karegi ye sab..

Main-Approximately 4 ghantey takk orr..

Sam-Fir??

Main-Tabtak drugs nahi mille toh iska brain off hone lagega, sans attak jaaegi iski, puri body mein cramps aane lagenge, uppar body toh half paralyze hojaaegi..

Ravi-Holy Shit..

Main-Then agar dhang k hospital nahi pohanchi toh switch off hojaaegi..

Ravi-Kya??

Main-Woh ladki be bawligand or kya switch off hoga..

Shubam-Switch off matlab??

Main-Matlab bhosdk turbo charging waala C-Type charger maangegi uski body ussi se chaalu hogi bus..ofcourse marr he jaaegi be bawligand.. Kya ho kya gaya hai tumlogon ko aaj..

Shubam-Sorry bhai..

Main-Bakchod..

Ravi-Bhenchod Drugs par toh 4-5 PHD's kar chuka hai tu, sab pata hai bc tujhe..

Rohit - Inko chhod tu ye bata ab kya kiya jaaye usko bachaane k liye..hospital leke jaaein usko..

Main-Hell no be bakchod, hospital nahi lejaa shaktey kai reason hain first toh sabse major reason itani pure cocaine kaa ilaaj i dont know abhi possible hai bhi yaa nahi toh most probably hospital mein bhi marregi he woh, then second reason, sareef ghar ki ladki hai yun achanak logon ko pata chal gaya sab toh bhenchod suicide naa karle fir iski death bhi apne uppar mand di jaaegi, hospital lejaane se pehle isko thoda normal karna hoga. Third reason isko kuch kiya toh iske dealer ko pata chal jaaega ki humein sab pata hai or woh gayab hojaaega and usko dekh dekh baaki dealers and then sellers bhi gayab hojaaenge or humein lawda millega fir..Samjha??

Rohit - Ok toh bhenchod iski jaan kaise bachaaein..

Main-Cash dega toh bataaunga..

Rohit - Bhosdk idhar ek ladki ki jaan par bani hai or tu joke maar raha hai..

Main-Abe ussi k liye caahiye cash or bhosdk Maine thodi bola tha usko ki behan cocaine lena suru kardey usne khud apni maa chudwaai naa..

Rohit - Shut up.. Bata kya karna hai..

Main-Cash kitana hai..

Rohit - Hmm.. 1...2...3...4.....5.. 5500 Rupees..

Main-Bus bhosdk?? Crorepati baap ka iklota beta tu 10 crore ki bikes kaa collection rakhta hai tu or jeb mein bus 5500..

Rohit - Toh kya bhosdk purse mein 1 crore leke ghumun, cash kon leke ghumta haibe..

Main-Bhenchod 5500 mein toh lund aaega.. Tumlog dekho be cash..Main toh purse he nahi leke aaya..

Unhone apne apne purse nikale or count karne lage..

Sam-7800..

Ravi-lagbhag 8200..

Subham - 3500 approx .

Main-Total hue 25000...

Rohit - Abe main transfer kardunga tu kaam bol bhai..

Main-Haan bhosdk drug dealers ab UPI use karne lagenge tere liye..

Rohit - Dealers??Tu kaise bachaaega be usko??

Main-Main nahi tumlog bachaaoge iss cash se 2 Gram pure cocaine khareed Legi woh ab depend karta hai kitana dose per day leti hai woh lekin still 3-4 din chal jaani caahiye usko..

Ye sun unn sabne ghurra mujhe..

Main-Kya hua be??

Rohit - Bhosdk tu drugs dega usse??

Main-Toh ab kya Complan leti hai bhosdk woh abhi bhi toh drugs he leti hai..

Sam-Abe bakchod humein drugs se bachaana hai usse naa ki or latt lagaani hai..

Main-Wahi kar raha hun be main, drugs nahi millenge toh marr jaaegi woh most probably hospital waale bhi ilaaj naa kar paaenge uska haal filhaal.. Tu drugs De usse 2 minutes mein fit ho jaaegi, maano kuch hua he naa ho.. Iske alawa koi ilaaj nahi hai.. Trust me itana easy hota drugs chhodana toh duniya badal chuki hoti..

Sam-Fucking hell..

Rohit - Kya he cheej haibe ye drugs.. Maa chod di hai system ki..Or tu bhosdk ab ye pure cocaine pure haryana mein failne waali hai or abtak tune hospitals takk ko alert nahi kiya hai jo iske liye treatment dhund paaein?? Kab karega be..

Main-Kar chuka actually 2-3 din Pehle.. Darling Doctor Ruhi ko Samjha diya tha maine iss situation k baare mein or woh haryana ki harr district k major Rehabilitation centers and DE-Addiction hospitals mein jaa jaa k meetings le rahi hai wahaan k doctors se and unko iss drug k liye taiyaar kar rahi hai.. Rishi funds ki support karwa raha hai.. Actually main khud nahi kar shakta khud karta toh khabbar leak hojaati or ye drug bosses takk pohanch jaati and plan flop hojaata..

Rohit - Good.. Ab paise hogaye ikathe toh drugs kahaan se laaein uske liye ??

Main-Bhenchod hum kyun laaein uske Baap ne waiter rakha hai humein khud laaegi woh..

Rohit - Abe khud kaise laaegi woh abhi toh bola ye Shubam ki haalat bahot buri hai uski..

Main-Rohit babu ye drugs k naam mein he nasha hai jaise he paise hath mein aaenge naa uske andar apne aap energy aajaegi ghode ki tarah kudti hui dealer k pass jaaegi woh.. Addiction aadmi se kuch bhi karwa shakta hai..

Rohit - Bhenchod tu drugs kaa encyclopedia hai..

Main-Exactly bitch, "BEEN THERE DONE THAT" .

Continued..

Awesome update Bhai
jio hajar saal Bhai.

 

[.agrawal]

Update-61(Been There Done That)
​

62

Riya canteen mein Abhi gang k sath baithi thi and uski pith thi meri taraf toh usne mujhe nahi dekha, lekin Ashish ne mujhe bulaaya jisase sabka dhyaan mere uppar gaya..

Ashish - Dekho dekho Adhyaks mahodya college aaye hain..Kyun bhai idhar kaise??

Main- Movie dekhne aaya tha...

Ashish - Hain?? Jaa be..

Main-College mein log kya karne aatey hainbe paglait.. Mujhe bhi padhna hai issliye kabhi - 2 aana padta hai college..

Ashish - Cool.

Ajit - Jo bhi Ho AP media icon ban chuka hai tu, kal UP mein kya bhaasan diya tu, woh bhi khoon se latpath hoke gajab dedication..Jabse tu waapis aaya hai tabse Bollywood celebrities se jyaada tu chaaya hua hai Media mein..

Main-I know right.. Kaam bhi toh waise kiye hain..

Ashish - True..Aao baitho naa..

Main-Naa baitho tumlog..

Ye bolke humlog guffa mein aaye and wahaan aake cigarette jalaa lee gayi.. Riya ne mujhe dekha tha lekin aaj maine usase najar naa milaai, Riya sachmein desperate thi, mujhse bolna chaahti thi woh, help maangna caahti thi woh, lekin himmat nahi jutta paa rahi thi.. Lekin main uske bina bole sab samjh gaya tha.

Humlog guffa mein they toh Shubam aaya andar..

Main-Haan be aai khabbar Vaani ki..

Shubam-Haan bhai shocking khabbar hai.. Ladki subah se hostel mein he hai or subah se bhaari bimaar type hai, washroom mein baar baar jaa rahi hai or passena passena horahi hai or bahot he awkward behave kar rahi hai..

Main-Vomiting bhi horahi hogi, tired dikh rahi hogi bhaari, or khud ba khud badbada rahi hogi..

Shubam-Aaila aapko kaise pata bhai??

Main-Side effects.. Drugs nahi mille hain usse pichle kuch ghanto se..

Sam-Dealer bhaag gaya hoga??

Main-Ghanta, naya naya toh dhanda haibe unka or unka toh motive he hai latt lagaana students ko toh woh kyun bhaagenge..

Sam-Toh??

Main-Paise nahi honge uske pass.. Obviously Riya ne bheje nahi honge yaa Riya k ghar pe pata chal gaya hoga ki woh paise transfer kar rahi hai kahin yaa fir woh nahi caahti uski best friend or drugs le..Lekin jo bhi hai paise nahi hain uske pass..

Shubam-Haan bhai, sabse paise maang chuki hai woh, shyaani hai boli uska treatment chal raha hai ye koi neurological issue hai issiliye woh aise bimaar type horahi hai.. Drugs kaa toh naam takk nahi aane derahi uppar..Kissi ko kaano kaan khabar nahi hone derahi..

Sam-Lekin kabtak karegi ye sab..

Main-Approximately 4 ghantey takk orr..

Sam-Fir??

Main-Tabtak drugs nahi mille toh iska brain off hone lagega, sans attak jaaegi iski, puri body mein cramps aane lagenge, uppar body toh half paralyze hojaaegi..

Ravi-Holy Shit..

Main-Then agar dhang k hospital nahi pohanchi toh switch off hojaaegi..

Ravi-Kya??

Main-Woh ladki be bawligand or kya switch off hoga..

Shubam-Switch off matlab??

Main-Matlab bhosdk turbo charging waala C-Type charger maangegi uski body ussi se chaalu hogi bus..ofcourse marr he jaaegi be bawligand.. Kya ho kya gaya hai tumlogon ko aaj..

Shubam-Sorry bhai..

Main-Bakchod..

Ravi-Bhenchod Drugs par toh 4-5 PHD's kar chuka hai tu, sab pata hai bc tujhe..

Rohit - Inko chhod tu ye bata ab kya kiya jaaye usko bachaane k liye..hospital leke jaaein usko..

Main-Hell no be bakchod, hospital nahi lejaa shaktey kai reason hain first toh sabse major reason itani pure cocaine kaa ilaaj i dont know abhi possible hai bhi yaa nahi toh most probably hospital mein bhi marregi he woh, then second reason, sareef ghar ki ladki hai yun achanak logon ko pata chal gaya sab toh bhenchod suicide naa karle fir iski death bhi apne uppar mand di jaaegi, hospital lejaane se pehle isko thoda normal karna hoga. Third reason isko kuch kiya toh iske dealer ko pata chal jaaega ki humein sab pata hai or woh gayab hojaaega and usko dekh dekh baaki dealers and then sellers bhi gayab hojaaenge or humein lawda millega fir..Samjha??

Rohit - Ok toh bhenchod iski jaan kaise bachaaein..

Main-Cash dega toh bataaunga..

Rohit - Bhosdk idhar ek ladki ki jaan par bani hai or tu joke maar raha hai..

Main-Abe ussi k liye caahiye cash or bhosdk Maine thodi bola tha usko ki behan cocaine lena suru kardey usne khud apni maa chudwaai naa..

Rohit - Shut up.. Bata kya karna hai..

Main-Cash kitana hai..

Rohit - Hmm.. 1...2...3...4.....5.. 5500 Rupees..

Main-Bus bhosdk?? Crorepati baap ka iklota beta tu 10 crore ki bikes kaa collection rakhta hai tu or jeb mein bus 5500..

Rohit - Toh kya bhosdk purse mein 1 crore leke ghumun, cash kon leke ghumta haibe..

Main-Bhenchod 5500 mein toh lund aaega.. Tumlog dekho be cash..Main toh purse he nahi leke aaya..

Unhone apne apne purse nikale or count karne lage..

Sam-7800..

Ravi-lagbhag 8200..

Subham - 3500 approx .

Main-Total hue 25000...

Rohit - Abe main transfer kardunga tu kaam bol bhai..

Main-Haan bhosdk drug dealers ab UPI use karne lagenge tere liye..

Rohit - Dealers??Tu kaise bachaaega be usko??

Main-Main nahi tumlog bachaaoge iss cash se 2 Gram pure cocaine khareed Legi woh ab depend karta hai kitana dose per day leti hai woh lekin still 3-4 din chal jaani caahiye usko..

Ye sun unn sabne ghurra mujhe..

Main-Kya hua be??

Rohit - Bhosdk tu drugs dega usse??

Main-Toh ab kya Complan leti hai bhosdk woh abhi bhi toh drugs he leti hai..

Sam-Abe bakchod humein drugs se bachaana hai usse naa ki or latt lagaani hai..

Main-Wahi kar raha hun be main, drugs nahi millenge toh marr jaaegi woh most probably hospital waale bhi ilaaj naa kar paaenge uska haal filhaal.. Tu drugs De usse 2 minutes mein fit ho jaaegi, maano kuch hua he naa ho.. Iske alawa koi ilaaj nahi hai.. Trust me itana easy hota drugs chhodana toh duniya badal chuki hoti..

Sam-Fucking hell..

Rohit - Kya he cheej haibe ye drugs.. Maa chod di hai system ki..Or tu bhosdk ab ye pure cocaine pure haryana mein failne waali hai or abtak tune hospitals takk ko alert nahi kiya hai jo iske liye treatment dhund paaein?? Kab karega be..

Main-Kar chuka actually 2-3 din Pehle.. Darling Doctor Ruhi ko Samjha diya tha maine iss situation k baare mein or woh haryana ki harr district k major Rehabilitation centers and DE-Addiction hospitals mein jaa jaa k meetings le rahi hai wahaan k doctors se and unko iss drug k liye taiyaar kar rahi hai.. Rishi funds ki support karwa raha hai.. Actually main khud nahi kar shakta khud karta toh khabbar leak hojaati or ye drug bosses takk pohanch jaati and plan flop hojaata..

Rohit - Good.. Ab paise hogaye ikathe toh drugs kahaan se laaein uske liye ??

Main-Bhenchod hum kyun laaein uske Baap ne waiter rakha hai humein khud laaegi woh..

Rohit - Abe khud kaise laaegi woh abhi toh bola ye Shubam ki haalat bahot buri hai uski..

Main-Rohit babu ye drugs k naam mein he nasha hai jaise he paise hath mein aaenge naa uske andar apne aap energy aajaegi ghode ki tarah kudti hui dealer k pass jaaegi woh.. Addiction aadmi se kuch bhi karwa shakta hai..

Rohit - Bhenchod tu drugs kaa encyclopedia hai..

Main-Exactly bitch, "BEEN THERE DONE THAT" .

Continued..

Jordar update bhidu...

 

[Dragon master]

Bhai in 4rn ko 1st part Sy ab tk repeat krwao
33% ly kr pass hone wln ko
Yh story nhn prhty

 

[rAge K]

Awesome update

 

[SANJU ( V. R. )]

Update Posted bhidulog, and i am really sorry for the delay.
Also mujhe pata hai itane din baad ek update kaafi nahi hai but still bahot time baad likhna suru kiya hai maine toh itana he likh paaya but agle kuch din mein main updates kaa quota pura kardunga kyunki May month k baad main firse gayab hone waala hun kuch din k liye as mere exams aarahe hain issliye usase pehle main ye pichle waala quota pura kardunga then exams mein busy ho jaaunga uske baad fir waapis aake exams ka quota bhi pura kardunga.
Issliye Keep supporting as always..

Aap apne education pe focus karte hue every week me 2-4 update bhi de rahe hai , ye bahut badi baat hai. Aap ka commitment aur apne readers ke liye dedication atyant hi kabile - tarif hai.
Aap se age me main kafi jyada hu. Esliye kahna chahta hu , apne education se kisi bhi tarah ka samghauta mat kijiyega. Sabse pahle education fir koi aur cheej. Waise bhi aap shayad graduation me hai aur ye bahut hi important time hota hai kisi ke bhi carrier ke liye. Aap ke exams ke liye best of luck.

 

[111ramjain]

Nice update bro

 

[Bosskhatri]

Gazab super update ...

 

[Ahsan Ali]

Update-61(Been There Done That)
​

62

Riya canteen mein Abhi gang k sath baithi thi and uski pith thi meri taraf toh usne mujhe nahi dekha, lekin Ashish ne mujhe bulaaya jisase sabka dhyaan mere uppar gaya..

Ashish - Dekho dekho Adhyaks mahodya college aaye hain..Kyun bhai idhar kaise??

Main- Movie dekhne aaya tha...

Ashish - Hain?? Jaa be..

Main-College mein log kya karne aatey hainbe paglait.. Mujhe bhi padhna hai issliye kabhi - 2 aana padta hai college..

Ashish - Cool.

Ajit - Jo bhi Ho AP media icon ban chuka hai tu, kal UP mein kya bhaasan diya tu, woh bhi khoon se latpath hoke gajab dedication..Jabse tu waapis aaya hai tabse Bollywood celebrities se jyaada tu chaaya hua hai Media mein..

Main-I know right.. Kaam bhi toh waise kiye hain..

Ashish - True..Aao baitho naa..

Main-Naa baitho tumlog..

Ye bolke humlog guffa mein aaye and wahaan aake cigarette jalaa lee gayi.. Riya ne mujhe dekha tha lekin aaj maine usase najar naa milaai, Riya sachmein desperate thi, mujhse bolna chaahti thi woh, help maangna caahti thi woh, lekin himmat nahi jutta paa rahi thi.. Lekin main uske bina bole sab samjh gaya tha.

Humlog guffa mein they toh Shubam aaya andar..

Main-Haan be aai khabbar Vaani ki..

Shubam-Haan bhai shocking khabbar hai.. Ladki subah se hostel mein he hai or subah se bhaari bimaar type hai, washroom mein baar baar jaa rahi hai or passena passena horahi hai or bahot he awkward behave kar rahi hai..

Main-Vomiting bhi horahi hogi, tired dikh rahi hogi bhaari, or khud ba khud badbada rahi hogi..

Shubam-Aaila aapko kaise pata bhai??

Main-Side effects.. Drugs nahi mille hain usse pichle kuch ghanto se..

Sam-Dealer bhaag gaya hoga??

Main-Ghanta, naya naya toh dhanda haibe unka or unka toh motive he hai latt lagaana students ko toh woh kyun bhaagenge..

Sam-Toh??

Main-Paise nahi honge uske pass.. Obviously Riya ne bheje nahi honge yaa Riya k ghar pe pata chal gaya hoga ki woh paise transfer kar rahi hai kahin yaa fir woh nahi caahti uski best friend or drugs le..Lekin jo bhi hai paise nahi hain uske pass..

Shubam-Haan bhai, sabse paise maang chuki hai woh, shyaani hai boli uska treatment chal raha hai ye koi neurological issue hai issiliye woh aise bimaar type horahi hai.. Drugs kaa toh naam takk nahi aane derahi uppar..Kissi ko kaano kaan khabar nahi hone derahi..

Sam-Lekin kabtak karegi ye sab..

Main-Approximately 4 ghantey takk orr..

Sam-Fir??

Main-Tabtak drugs nahi mille toh iska brain off hone lagega, sans attak jaaegi iski, puri body mein cramps aane lagenge, uppar body toh half paralyze hojaaegi..

Ravi-Holy Shit..

Main-Then agar dhang k hospital nahi pohanchi toh switch off hojaaegi..

Ravi-Kya??

Main-Woh ladki be bawligand or kya switch off hoga..

Shubam-Switch off matlab??

Main-Matlab bhosdk turbo charging waala C-Type charger maangegi uski body ussi se chaalu hogi bus..ofcourse marr he jaaegi be bawligand.. Kya ho kya gaya hai tumlogon ko aaj..

Shubam-Sorry bhai..

Main-Bakchod..

Ravi-Bhenchod Drugs par toh 4-5 PHD's kar chuka hai tu, sab pata hai bc tujhe..

Rohit - Inko chhod tu ye bata ab kya kiya jaaye usko bachaane k liye..hospital leke jaaein usko..

Main-Hell no be bakchod, hospital nahi lejaa shaktey kai reason hain first toh sabse major reason itani pure cocaine kaa ilaaj i dont know abhi possible hai bhi yaa nahi toh most probably hospital mein bhi marregi he woh, then second reason, sareef ghar ki ladki hai yun achanak logon ko pata chal gaya sab toh bhenchod suicide naa karle fir iski death bhi apne uppar mand di jaaegi, hospital lejaane se pehle isko thoda normal karna hoga. Third reason isko kuch kiya toh iske dealer ko pata chal jaaega ki humein sab pata hai or woh gayab hojaaega and usko dekh dekh baaki dealers and then sellers bhi gayab hojaaenge or humein lawda millega fir..Samjha??

Rohit - Ok toh bhenchod iski jaan kaise bachaaein..

Main-Cash dega toh bataaunga..

Rohit - Bhosdk idhar ek ladki ki jaan par bani hai or tu joke maar raha hai..

Main-Abe ussi k liye caahiye cash or bhosdk Maine thodi bola tha usko ki behan cocaine lena suru kardey usne khud apni maa chudwaai naa..

Rohit - Shut up.. Bata kya karna hai..

Main-Cash kitana hai..

Rohit - Hmm.. 1...2...3...4.....5.. 5500 Rupees..

Main-Bus bhosdk?? Crorepati baap ka iklota beta tu 10 crore ki bikes kaa collection rakhta hai tu or jeb mein bus 5500..

Rohit - Toh kya bhosdk purse mein 1 crore leke ghumun, cash kon leke ghumta haibe..

Main-Bhenchod 5500 mein toh lund aaega.. Tumlog dekho be cash..Main toh purse he nahi leke aaya..

Unhone apne apne purse nikale or count karne lage..

Sam-7800..

Ravi-lagbhag 8200..

Subham - 3500 approx .

Main-Total hue 25000...

Rohit - Abe main transfer kardunga tu kaam bol bhai..

Main-Haan bhosdk drug dealers ab UPI use karne lagenge tere liye..

Rohit - Dealers??Tu kaise bachaaega be usko??

Main-Main nahi tumlog bachaaoge iss cash se 2 Gram pure cocaine khareed Legi woh ab depend karta hai kitana dose per day leti hai woh lekin still 3-4 din chal jaani caahiye usko..

Ye sun unn sabne ghurra mujhe..

Main-Kya hua be??

Rohit - Bhosdk tu drugs dega usse??

Main-Toh ab kya Complan leti hai bhosdk woh abhi bhi toh drugs he leti hai..

Sam-Abe bakchod humein drugs se bachaana hai usse naa ki or latt lagaani hai..

Main-Wahi kar raha hun be main, drugs nahi millenge toh marr jaaegi woh most probably hospital waale bhi ilaaj naa kar paaenge uska haal filhaal.. Tu drugs De usse 2 minutes mein fit ho jaaegi, maano kuch hua he naa ho.. Iske alawa koi ilaaj nahi hai.. Trust me itana easy hota drugs chhodana toh duniya badal chuki hoti..

Sam-Fucking hell..

Rohit - Kya he cheej haibe ye drugs.. Maa chod di hai system ki..Or tu bhosdk ab ye pure cocaine pure haryana mein failne waali hai or abtak tune hospitals takk ko alert nahi kiya hai jo iske liye treatment dhund paaein?? Kab karega be..

Main-Kar chuka actually 2-3 din Pehle.. Darling Doctor Ruhi ko Samjha diya tha maine iss situation k baare mein or woh haryana ki harr district k major Rehabilitation centers and DE-Addiction hospitals mein jaa jaa k meetings le rahi hai wahaan k doctors se and unko iss drug k liye taiyaar kar rahi hai.. Rishi funds ki support karwa raha hai.. Actually main khud nahi kar shakta khud karta toh khabbar leak hojaati or ye drug bosses takk pohanch jaati and plan flop hojaata..

Rohit - Good.. Ab paise hogaye ikathe toh drugs kahaan se laaein uske liye ??

Main-Bhenchod hum kyun laaein uske Baap ne waiter rakha hai humein khud laaegi woh..

Rohit - Abe khud kaise laaegi woh abhi toh bola ye Shubam ki haalat bahot buri hai uski..

Main-Rohit babu ye drugs k naam mein he nasha hai jaise he paise hath mein aaenge naa uske andar apne aap energy aajaegi ghode ki tarah kudti hui dealer k pass jaaegi woh.. Addiction aadmi se kuch bhi karwa shakta hai..

Rohit - Bhenchod tu drugs kaa encyclopedia hai..

Main-Exactly bitch, "BEEN THERE DONE THAT" .

Continued..

Wahhh Bhai