Update-66(Successful???)
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Chang - Boss main kuch bhi nahi kar shakta, haan main usko tip dedunga toh Police se toh bach jaaega woh lekin underground hojaaega fir woh, toh Vaani ko toh drugs fir bhi naa milne waale, isase acha woh pakkada he jaaye..
Main-Tu rukk main karta hun kuch..
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Maine turant Anjali ko call kiya..
Anjali-Arrey waah boss finally yaad aa he gayi meri..
Main- Arrey mereko aa toh gayi yaad tujhe aai takk nahi. Sun i know tu leader hai ACU ki lekin member toh main bhi hun toh mujhe bataae bina kya mission kar rahi hai tu..
Anjali-Maine kya kiya?? Or main kahaan leader hun leader tu hai...
Main-Toh Jiya and Deepak kahaan hai??
Anjali - Wohlog toh ek task k liye gaye hain..
Main-Toh mujhe naa pata iska..
Anjali-Woh ACU ka mission nahi hai boss, woh toh National issue hai NCB involved hai Delhi se, mujhse help mangi unhone toh maine help kardi, maine aapko message bhi kiya tha isko leke..
Main-Anjali message woh bhi mujhe?? Come on..
Anjali-Arrey boss mujhe laga busy hoge or apna case nahi tha issliye maine call nahi kiya..
Main-Woh chhod mission cancel karwa tu jaldi se ye..
Anjali-Boss i know mujhe bahot powerful banwa diya hai aapne lekin mera jurisdiction still Haryana mein he hai or ye National level kaa mission hai, Pata hai NCB k Deputy Director General kaa khud call aaya tha mere pass backup k liye or usase uppar bus Director General of NCB he hai or woh keval Cabinet minister ko jawaab deta hai.... Toh agar aapko mission cancel karwana hai toh aapko Home Minister of India Mr Rajender Chaudhary se baat karni padegi..
Main-What the fuck.. Home minister Aji ghanta ...
Anjali - NCB ussi k under aati hai boss..Or NCB ko woh personally handle karta hai bahot care k sath humaari tarah woh bhi drugs k khilaaf ladd raha hai humlog nikar pehenke ghumtey they tabse..
Main-Yaar fuck..
Anjali - Aisa kya hai waise jo cancel karwana hai mission itana badly??
Main-Arrey kuch personal issue tha yaar baadmein bataaunga..
Anjali-Important??
Main-Haan Keh Sakte hain..
Anjali-Shit.. Abtoh boss kuch nahi ho shakta.. Haan Jiya or Deepak ko waapis bula shakti hun main..
Main-Arrey nahi usase kya hoga befaltu kaa panga kyun lena chal chhod hogaya jo hogaya..
Anjali-Sorry boss pehle pata hota toh inform kar deti..
Main-No worries.. Jaane dey usko, also Sun ab drugs related center se koi order aaye toh turant bataaya kar mujhe..
Anjali-Sure boss..
Main-Chal bye..
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Bhenchod ladki k liye ab India k Home Minister k saamne hath jodun ghanta bhenchod itane bure din bhi naa aaye hain. Toh?? Bhull jaaein Vaani ko or jaane dein iss bakchod Vinu ko.??
Aji lund mera halwa hai kya bhosdk..
Maine waapis Chang ko call kiya..
Chang-Hua??
Main-Nahi tujhe karna hai..Sun kya status hai kitane officer hain kahaan hain kya kar rahe hain..
Chang - 7-8 NCB waale hain boss. Ek IPS officer hai ek woh lead kar rahi hai team ko baaki sab inspector Rank k he hain yaani mission important hai.. Wohlog abhi Vinu k area mein faile hue hain or Vinu k yahaan aane kaa wait kar rahe hain..
Main-Ok.. Kissi ne notice naa kiya unko??
Chang-Oh hell no boss ekdum bhayanak tarah se mission kar rahe hain badhiya getup wagairaah hai, kaano kaan khabar naa hui hai kissi ko, they are good boss..
Main-Toh Ek kaam kar Logon se or CCTV se bachke unmein se ek ko fod dey..
Chanh-What the fuck?? Maardun??
Main - Arrey Pagla gaya hai kya bhosdk, Maa chud jaaegi system ki, Home minister ki maanle personal gang hai NCB or Home Minister jo haina bahot bhayanak badhiya aadmi hai literally bahot badhiya mere dadaji kaa Best friend tha woh or behissab powers hain uske pass gand laal karwa dega.. Ye alag baat hai ki uska beta jo ruling party kaa president hai woh bhaari maadarchod insaan hai..
Chang-I know ye lead kar raha tha mission tumhaare against, Sudha wagairaah kaa baap yahi tha Home Minister ka beta..
Main-Wahi..Tu ek kaam kar chaaku hai?
Chang-Kya baat kar rahe ho boss..
Main-Sorry chutiya sawaal tha, sun chaaku le or halke se ek ko ghonp dey serious wound naa ho lekin halka wound bhi naa ho hospital ki jarurat padni caahiye asap.. Ribs area target..
Chang - Samjh gaya boss..
Main-Bhenchod maar matt dena gand tod dunga bhosdk...
Chang - Ok ok..
Main - Jaise he tu usko chaaku maarega uske sathi aaenge uski help k liye and then hospital leke jaaenge mission cancel naa hoga toh bhi compromised toh hoga he. Puran Nagar mein ye bakchodi hoti rehti hai toh koi jyaada nahi sochega..
Chang - Or iske baad bhi mission cancel naa ho toh??
Main-Ek ko or ghonp dena chaku bhenchod..
Chang - Boss aapki ye chutiya harkaton ki wajah se main kabhi pakkada gaya naa toh league k saamne sharam sharam se he marr jaaunga main, College ki ladkiyon par spy karna chindi chor drug dealers ki details nikalwana kuch toh kadar karo mere talent ki boss..
Main-Bhosdk Munhchodi matt kar, aise he mission karne hain toh chala jaa waapis headquarters, Sara ko boldunga main bhosdk usko toh tu kabse caahiye apni team mein khussi khusei lelegi tujhe..Bhosdk tere talent ki kadar he maine ki hai warna League Head Quarters mein security guard hota tu..
Chang -Aji haan mere bina fir aapko kon dekhega..
Main-Main bhosdk Angelina Jolie hun jo mujhe dekhega..Bhosdk yahaan pakkada jaaega tu?? Agar yahaan pakkada jaata hai toh League mein kaam karne ka level he naa hai tera laanat hai tere uppar..
Chang - Bus bus ulta chor kotwal ko daante..
Main-Oye Saste Munshi Premchand.. Tu kaam kar Bc kaam kar..
Chang --Karta hun..
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Bada aaya gyanchand bhosdka..
Main ab waapis class mein jaana chaahta nahi tha kyunki mujhe live updates caahiye they issliye main canteen mein aake seedha guffa mein aagaya..
Main - Laxman bhosdk cigarettes kahaan hain??
Laxman - Aaplog jaano bhau koi jeb mein le gaya hoga packet..
Main-BC Main Sam or Ravi toh aae he nahi aaj idhar..
Laxman - Fir bache Rohit bhai woh jarur aaye they..
Main-Ye bhosdka kabhi gand tudwalega..
Laxman-Ahahaha..Aap baitho londey ko bhejke 2 minutes mein mangwaata hun..
Main - Thanks bro... Coffee le aa tabtak..
Laxman - Abhi laaya..
Main Canteen mein baitha apne phone ki taraf he dekh raha tha ki kab Chang kaa call aaye, jabki bc itana jaldi call aane waala tha nahi, kyunki chaaku maarna tha kissi ko halwa nahi tha..
Tabtak Cigarette or coffee dono aagayi maine cigarette jalaai or coffee peene laga.. Cigarette finish ki he thi ki Chang ka call aagaya..
Main-Hogaya?? Jaldi bol bhosdk..
Chang - Yeah ho gaya, but thoda issue hai..
Main-Kya?? Kissi ne dekh toh naa kiya bhosdk??
Chang - Aji haan Chang yun he naa Kehte mujhe.. Woh actually chaaku thoda sa jyaada deep chala gaya i think..
Main-Kya??? Bhosdk... Dont tell me marr gaya woh..
Chang - I don't know actually abhi toh nahi marra hai 50-50..
Main-You fucking bitch.. Bhosdk jabse tu nanga ghumta tha tabse chaaku chala raha hai tu or fir bhi mistake, pagla gaya hai kya bhosdk.. Chang woh marr gaya naa teri gand tod dunga main..Lawde lag jaaenge mere bhosdk..
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