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Update-91(Information?)
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91

Jatin or uske bandey aaye mere pass..

Jatin - Theek toh ho naa bhai??

Main-Yeah.. Tu bhenchod piche kyun bhaag raha tha bawla hai kya..

Jatin - Aapke uppar firing ki thi bhai aise kaise jaane deta saalon ko.. Ek second.. Khoon?? Goli lagi aapko??

Main-Naa ye pehle se he tha.. Main theek hun..

Jack bhi wahaan aaya..

Main-Godlike entry Jack fucking godlike.. Great job bacha gaya londey ko..

Jack - Mujhe saamne se he dikh gaya tha ki ye kon wrong side se aaraha hai fir aapko piche bhaagte or fir kuddtey dekha or woh sunroof waale hero k pass gun thi toh maine thok di mujhe kya hona tha bhalla, range thi..

Main-Great job guys.. Great fucking job..

Uncle - Beta. Fir bacha liya aapne, is kameene ki wajah se pata nahi kya kya din dekhne padenge..

Main-Tension nahi leneka uncle sab theek hai.. Ab bol be abhi bhi nahi bataaega unke baare mein?? Tujhe thokne aaye they wohlog samjha..

Dhiraj-. Mememe. Meri maa..

Main-Wahaan already officers hain, tu bol bataaega??

Dhiraj-H.. H. H. HAan..

Main-Good.. Tu andar pohanch main aata hun.. Ruhi isko admit karwaane waali formalities puri kar..

Ruhi - Ok boss.

Ruhi Dhiraj or uske baapu ko legayi or Humlog waapis Ruhi k cabin mein aaye or meri patti doobara hone lagi, or abki baar pehle se bhi jyaada pain hua bc..

Jatin - Chakkar kya hai bhai??

Maine unko sab bataaya ki kya hua kya nahi..

Jatin - Bhenchod aisa kon aagaya..

Main-Wahi pata karna hai. Sun un dono ladkiyon ki photos or details bhej raha hun main tere pass apne saare khabri active kar, sehar se bahaar nahi jaaengi wohlog toh dhund k nikaal unko kuch bhi kar.

Jatin - Abhi lag jaata hun bhai..

Main-Yep. Jaldi..

Jatin-Ok bhai, dhyaan rakhna aap main dhundta hun inko toh..

Ye bolke woh mere pair chuu kar nikal gaya wahaan se..

Main-Jack Vinny ko abhi bol ki yahaan hospital 15-20 armed guards bhejdey abhi k abhi or 24 hours duty rakh rotate kar kar k..

Jack - Ji bhai..

Maine Anjali ko call kiya..

Anjali - Ji boss..

Main-Ek sketch artist ko leke Ruhi k hospital pohanch asap..

Anjali-Ok boss on my way..

Call disconnected..

Supriya - Lo ji hogayi patti toh.. Ab please for god's sake kam se kam 48 hours toh rest lelena..

Main-Ab rest ek second kaa he nahi hai doctor.. But don't worry I'll be fine or fine nahi bhi hua toh tum toh ho he mujhe fine karne k liye..

Supriya - True.. Still take care..

Main-I will..

Humlog Ruhi k cabin se bahaar aaye Jack Main Ravi Rohit or Sam they wahaan humlog wahaan se uppar aaye jahaan Ruhi Dhiraj ka paperwork taiyaar karwa rahi thi..

Sam-Babhi ko batana hai??

Main-Oh yeah waise bhi pata chal he jaaega unko toh jaan se maardengi..

Sam-Toh fir abhi bata dey late karega toh bhi sunaaengi..

Main-Good idea.. Bhai ko batata hun bc woh sambhaal lenge..

Sam-Yeah..

Maine bhai ko call kiya..

Bhai-Haanji sir.. Kahaan gaya re tu ekdum se?? Soraha tha naa tu toh?

Main-Yeah about that main college gaya tha koi ladke k pass cocaine milli thi toh kuch issue tha..

Bhai-Ok..Bol kya kaam tha..

Main-Actually thodi dikkat hogayi hai..

Bhai-Kya hua??

Main-Jyaada kuch nahi waise toh kuch hua he nahi actually i got stabbed??

Bhai-Come again??

Main-I got stabbed..

Bhai-Stabbed?? What the fuck AP?? Or tu bol raha hai kuch bhi nahi hua.. Pagal wagal hogaya hai kya..?

Main-Arrey suno suno bhai itana hyper na hua karo, actually hua ye ki..

Maine puri story bataai unko..

Main-Toh thoda saa ghaav tha patti karwaalee hai maine i am fine now or baat bhi leak nahi hui..

Bhai-Pakka treatment leliya tune??

Main-Aapki kasam Ruhi se puchlo caahe..

Bhai - Ok ghar aaja fir jaldi..

Main-Wahi dikkat hai mujhe thoda time lag jaaega, aap ek kaam kardo mera, babhi ko bata dena ye baat or samjha do ki main theek hun ekdum..

Bhai-Tu khud bata..

Main-Bus kya bhai main idhar kitana busy chal raha maalum haina aapko.. Aap itana nahi kar shaktey mere liye?? Acha ye baat hogayi ab..

Bhai-Chup re. Bolta hun tu jaldi ghar aajaana lekin..

Main-Yeah yeah.. Thanks bhai..

Call disconnected..

Main-Ab bhai jaane or unka kaam jaane..

Humlog Dhiraj k pass gaye tabtak Anjali ka call bhi aagaya mere pass woh niche thi toh usko uppar bulaaya Anjali, Pooja Priyanka and Ami aaye they sathmein ek or ladki thi 27-28 age thi uski ye sketch artist thi i guess.

Ami-Wassup boss..

Main-Good.. Tu badi gayab rehti hai aajkal..

Ami-I wake up early morning tumhari tar.. R.. Ek second blood?? What the fuck.. What happened??

Main-Ye?? Oh chaaku ghonp gaya koi..

Anjali - What the fuck?? How??

Pooja-Kya matlab ghonp gaya boss? Aise kaise..

Main-Arrey rukko meri lady warriors suno toh sahi.

Maine bataya unko sab..

Priyanka-Kya yaar boss itana careless kaise hojaatey ho aap.. What the fuck..

Ami-Holy shit..

Main-Areey chota saa wound hai ab chup bhi hojaao..

Anjali- Seriously boss you are stupid..

Main-Yeah, ok shut up now.. Ye sketch artist haina??

Anjali-Yeah..

Main-Madam aapki pencil or woh page nikaal lo.. Come on.. Aao..

Ye sunke apne bag se ek iPad nikaala..

Main-Dafukkk.. Cool.. Coool..

Anjali-Lol..

Main-Oye Dhiraj idhar aa.. Suru se leke aakhir takk sab batadey agar jinda rehna caahta hai toh.. Warna tu toh marega he tere sath sath teri mom dad ki jaan ko bhi khatra hai, main bhalla kabtak bachaaunga..

Uncle - Chup chaap ek ek baat bata dey naa toh khaal taar dyunga maar maar k, betichod saari aisi taisi kardi tanne..

Dhiraj-Sab batata hun aap jaao please ek baar..

Main-Yeah uncle aap baitho jarra main karwadunga admit isko.. Ruhi chaaye peela inko..

Uncle - Ji maalik.. Bus aapki daya hai maalik.. Bacha lena isko..

Ye bolke usne mere pair chunne caahe lekin maine bichmein roukk liya unko..

Main-Bus bus uncle hogaya.. Ruhi..

Ruhi legayi uncle ko..

Dhiraj-Please mere maa or Papa ko kuch matt hone dena main ek ek details bata dunga tumhe..

Main-Chinta matt kar unki main sab sambhaal lunga tu bata bus..

Continued..

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Update-91(Information?)
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91

Jatin or uske bandey aaye mere pass..

Jatin - Theek toh ho naa bhai??

Main-Yeah.. Tu bhenchod piche kyun bhaag raha tha bawla hai kya..

Jatin - Aapke uppar firing ki thi bhai aise kaise jaane deta saalon ko.. Ek second.. Khoon?? Goli lagi aapko??

Main-Naa ye pehle se he tha.. Main theek hun..

Jack bhi wahaan aaya..

Main-Godlike entry Jack fucking godlike.. Great job bacha gaya londey ko..

Jack - Mujhe saamne se he dikh gaya tha ki ye kon wrong side se aaraha hai fir aapko piche bhaagte or fir kuddtey dekha or woh sunroof waale hero k pass gun thi toh maine thok di mujhe kya hona tha bhalla, range thi..

Main-Great job guys.. Great fucking job..

Uncle - Beta. Fir bacha liya aapne, is kameene ki wajah se pata nahi kya kya din dekhne padenge..

Main-Tension nahi leneka uncle sab theek hai.. Ab bol be abhi bhi nahi bataaega unke baare mein?? Tujhe thokne aaye they wohlog samjha..

Dhiraj-. Mememe. Meri maa..

Main-Wahaan already officers hain, tu bol bataaega??

Dhiraj-H.. H. H. HAan..

Main-Good.. Tu andar pohanch main aata hun.. Ruhi isko admit karwaane waali formalities puri kar..

Ruhi - Ok boss.

Ruhi Dhiraj or uske baapu ko legayi or Humlog waapis Ruhi k cabin mein aaye or meri patti doobara hone lagi, or abki baar pehle se bhi jyaada pain hua bc..

Jatin - Chakkar kya hai bhai??

Maine unko sab bataaya ki kya hua kya nahi..

Jatin - Bhenchod aisa kon aagaya..

Main-Wahi pata karna hai. Sun un dono ladkiyon ki photos or details bhej raha hun main tere pass apne saare khabri active kar, sehar se bahaar nahi jaaengi wohlog toh dhund k nikaal unko kuch bhi kar.

Jatin - Abhi lag jaata hun bhai..

Main-Yep. Jaldi..

Jatin-Ok bhai, dhyaan rakhna aap main dhundta hun inko toh..

Ye bolke woh mere pair chuu kar nikal gaya wahaan se..

Main-Jack Vinny ko abhi bol ki yahaan hospital 15-20 armed guards bhejdey abhi k abhi or 24 hours duty rakh rotate kar kar k..

Jack - Ji bhai..

Maine Anjali ko call kiya..

Anjali - Ji boss..

Main-Ek sketch artist ko leke Ruhi k hospital pohanch asap..

Anjali-Ok boss on my way..

Call disconnected..

Supriya - Lo ji hogayi patti toh.. Ab please for god's sake kam se kam 48 hours toh rest lelena..

Main-Ab rest ek second kaa he nahi hai doctor.. But don't worry I'll be fine or fine nahi bhi hua toh tum toh ho he mujhe fine karne k liye..

Supriya - True.. Still take care..

Main-I will..

Humlog Ruhi k cabin se bahaar aaye Jack Main Ravi Rohit or Sam they wahaan humlog wahaan se uppar aaye jahaan Ruhi Dhiraj ka paperwork taiyaar karwa rahi thi..

Sam-Babhi ko batana hai??

Main-Oh yeah waise bhi pata chal he jaaega unko toh jaan se maardengi..

Sam-Toh fir abhi bata dey late karega toh bhi sunaaengi..

Main-Good idea.. Bhai ko batata hun bc woh sambhaal lenge..

Sam-Yeah..

Maine bhai ko call kiya..

Bhai-Haanji sir.. Kahaan gaya re tu ekdum se?? Soraha tha naa tu toh?

Main-Yeah about that main college gaya tha koi ladke k pass cocaine milli thi toh kuch issue tha..

Bhai-Ok..Bol kya kaam tha..

Main-Actually thodi dikkat hogayi hai..

Bhai-Kya hua??

Main-Jyaada kuch nahi waise toh kuch hua he nahi actually i got stabbed??

Bhai-Come again??

Main-I got stabbed..

Bhai-Stabbed?? What the fuck AP?? Or tu bol raha hai kuch bhi nahi hua.. Pagal wagal hogaya hai kya..?

Main-Arrey suno suno bhai itana hyper na hua karo, actually hua ye ki..

Maine puri story bataai unko..

Main-Toh thoda saa ghaav tha patti karwaalee hai maine i am fine now or baat bhi leak nahi hui..

Bhai-Pakka treatment leliya tune??

Main-Aapki kasam Ruhi se puchlo caahe..

Bhai - Ok ghar aaja fir jaldi..

Main-Wahi dikkat hai mujhe thoda time lag jaaega, aap ek kaam kardo mera, babhi ko bata dena ye baat or samjha do ki main theek hun ekdum..

Bhai-Tu khud bata..

Main-Bus kya bhai main idhar kitana busy chal raha maalum haina aapko.. Aap itana nahi kar shaktey mere liye?? Acha ye baat hogayi ab..

Bhai-Chup re. Bolta hun tu jaldi ghar aajaana lekin..

Main-Yeah yeah.. Thanks bhai..

Call disconnected..

Main-Ab bhai jaane or unka kaam jaane..

Humlog Dhiraj k pass gaye tabtak Anjali ka call bhi aagaya mere pass woh niche thi toh usko uppar bulaaya Anjali, Pooja Priyanka and Ami aaye they sathmein ek or ladki thi 27-28 age thi uski ye sketch artist thi i guess.

Ami-Wassup boss..

Main-Good.. Tu badi gayab rehti hai aajkal..

Ami-I wake up early morning tumhari tar.. R.. Ek second blood?? What the fuck.. What happened??

Main-Ye?? Oh chaaku ghonp gaya koi..

Anjali - What the fuck?? How??

Pooja-Kya matlab ghonp gaya boss? Aise kaise..

Main-Arrey rukko meri lady warriors suno toh sahi.

Maine bataya unko sab..

Priyanka-Kya yaar boss itana careless kaise hojaatey ho aap.. What the fuck..

Ami-Holy shit..

Main-Areey chota saa wound hai ab chup bhi hojaao..

Anjali- Seriously boss you are stupid..

Main-Yeah, ok shut up now.. Ye sketch artist haina??

Anjali-Yeah..

Main-Madam aapki pencil or woh page nikaal lo.. Come on.. Aao..

Ye sunke apne bag se ek iPad nikaala..

Main-Dafukkk.. Cool.. Coool..

Anjali-Lol..

Main-Oye Dhiraj idhar aa.. Suru se leke aakhir takk sab batadey agar jinda rehna caahta hai toh.. Warna tu toh marega he tere sath sath teri mom dad ki jaan ko bhi khatra hai, main bhalla kabtak bachaaunga..

Uncle - Chup chaap ek ek baat bata dey naa toh khaal taar dyunga maar maar k, betichod saari aisi taisi kardi tanne..

Dhiraj-Sab batata hun aap jaao please ek baar..

Main-Yeah uncle aap baitho jarra main karwadunga admit isko.. Ruhi chaaye peela inko..

Uncle - Ji maalik.. Bus aapki daya hai maalik.. Bacha lena isko..

Ye bolke usne mere pair chunne caahe lekin maine bichmein roukk liya unko..

Main-Bus bus uncle hogaya.. Ruhi..

Ruhi legayi uncle ko..

Dhiraj-Please mere maa or Papa ko kuch matt hone dena main ek ek details bata dunga tumhe..

Main-Chinta matt kar unki main sab sambhaal lunga tu bata bus..

Continued..

Bahot behtareen shaandar update
Dhiraj ko ab samajh aa gaya ki ager na batega tab bhi marega or bataega tab bhi lekin Batane k baad Bach bhi Sakta h kyonki ab woh AP ki dekh rekh m h
Baherhal dekhte h kia info deta h
Jatin lag gaya h kaam per bahot dhoond ker nikal lega in chokriyon ko
Bhabi k samne sabki hawa nikal jaati khush na Bata ker bhai ko fasa dia baherhal woh sambhal lege
Ab dekhte h aage kia hota h
Behtareen shaandar update

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai Bhai

 

[rAge K]

Awesome update

 

[Rajesh]

Update-86(Cocaine In College??) ​

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Humlog headquarters se seedha haweli aaye toh Bhai or babhi wahin they..

Main-Bhai bola tha naa logon ko, media ko or opposition ko sabko sambhaal lunga..

Deva-Mujhe toh pata he tha ki sambhaal lega.. Lekin itani achi tarah se sambhaalega ye naa pata tha great job..

Main-Thanks.. Woh Home Minister se baat hui Shruti ko leke??

Deva-Oh yeah.. Tujhe pata hai usko job se toh nahi nikaal rahe they lekin transfer kar rahe they Chattisharh side..

Main-Bc Naksali thok detey usko udhar toh..

Deva - Yeah.. Lekin maine baat ki maan gaye jyaada time nahi laga..

Main-Thanks.. Ab suno main jaa raha hun sone i dont care kya hota hai mujhe tab he uthana jab koi bahot he jyaada important kaam ho, i am tired as hell. Lunch he karunga seedha..

Main apne room mein aake so gaya nind bhaari aai mujhe, meri aankh finally khulli mere phone k bajne se phone Sam ka tha..

Main-Kya haibe.. Sone dey naa..

Sam-Tu bhosdk sotey rehna maine idhar 500gram + cocaine pakkadi hai..

Main-Bhosdk maine literally kilos k hissab se pakkadi hai raatko.. 500 Gram kaa kya khaas hai..

Sam-Ek student k pass thi 500 gram..

Main-Kya baat kar raha hai bhosdk??

Sam-Yeah..Ek londa Jo Department of Commerce k back side waale toilets haina usme deraha tha 2-3 students ko toh kuch dusare students ne dekh liya, unko bc apne plan kaa pata nahi tha toh unhone haa halla macha diya or pakkad liya usko.. Principal or Advisor uncle ne police bulaai hai.. Jiya aarahi hai i think..Or ye londa bol raha hai ki tujhse baat karni hai usko sirf.. Jaldi aa..

Main-aaraha hun bhenchod..

Call disconnected.. Bhenchod kya he chal raha haibe, students k pass aadha kilo cocaine.. Bhenchod.. Fucking hell kya plan kar rahi hai ye maadarchod Nidhi.. Khair jo bhi tha maine turant hath munh dhoye or Track pant and tshirt mein he nikala college k liye.. Niche koi nahi tha Kaka k alawa toh unko bataake main gaadi leke nikala or raaste mein Jiya ko call kiya..

Main-Tu college jaarahi hai?

Jiya-2 minutes mein pohanch gayi boss..

Main-Sun chaaye wagairaah peeke aa aaram se.. Main call kardunga jab aana hoga..

Jiya - Jo hukkum sir..

Call disconnected..

Main college pohancha gaadi park ki or Commerce department ki side chal padda, ab bhenchod mujhe ye samjh naa aaye Commerce branch kiss side hai, bhenchod saikdon buildings hain iss campus mein toh lawda samjh naa aaya mujhe toh Finally kissi chutiye se pucha toh usne bataya mujhe ab Commerce department pohancha toh bhenchod mujhe ye samjh naa aaye ye toilets kidhar hain toh maine Rohit ko call kiya..

Main-Bhosdk idhar ye toilets kidhar hain commerce waale mein??

Rohit - Abe udhar naa hain humlog idhar staff parking ki side le aaye usko.. Wahaan students wagairaah bahot jyaada hogaye they..

Main-Toh bawligand bata toh deta bhosdk 1 kilometre paidal chal liya main or ab waapis, bawligand he ho tumlog bhi..

Rohit - Tere president Abhi ka idea tha bhai..

Main-Bhosdk toh tu mana nahi kar shakta tha..

Rohit - Ro matt be kissi ko bike leke bhejta hun.. Seedha aata jaa..

Main-Tu he aaja naa bawligand kissko bhejega ab..

Rohit - Aagaya..

Call disconnected..
Kuch derr chalne k baad saamne se Rohit aagaya bike leke toh main uske sath baithke nikala..

Main-Kon londa hai??

Rohit-MCom ka student hai Dhiraj naam hai tu by face jaanta hoga, Commerce ka neta type hai hawa mein rehta hai pura din, election mein tha ye bhi, bure waala haara tha..

Main-Bahaar kiske sath hai pata hai??

Rohit - Bahaar iske gaon waale hain kuch lafange londey unke sath ghumta hai.. Z Black scorpio mein..

Main-Arrey haan Maadarchod jaan gaya.. Lamba saa hai, lambe he baal rakhta hai piche ki side comb karke.. Woh toh maadarchod hai chaati bahaar nikaalke akad mein chalta hai.

Rohit - Sahi pakkada.. Ye le dekh he le..

Humlog staff parking mein aaye toh students yahaan bhi kaafi they 15-16 students they mainly Abhi ki gang waale he they unke alawa apne Shubam ki gang bhi thi.. Most importantly Riya bhi thi wahaan or woh ek side Anaa and Arushi k sath khaddi thi.. Ok bhenchod.. Uss side nahi jaana hai...Apne Amit sir bhi they wahaan.. Ladka jo maine bola wahi tha usko bich mein baithaaya hua tha guard waali chair par...

Sam-Le bhai Dheeraj ye aagaya tera AP..

Main- Haanji sir.. Kya haal hain??

Maine usko dekha toh uske andar still akad thi, 0% regrets they uske chehre par uske hissab se uski koi galati nahi thi..

Dhiraj-Mujhe jail nahi jaana hai..

Main - Tujhe kya bhai kisi ko bhi nahi jaana hai, jail achi jagah thodi hai..

Dhiraj- Cocaine le he lee mujhse ab chhod do doobara nahi karunga..

Main-Yeah sure.. Or kuch?? Chaaye coffee?? Double cheese burger kuch??

Dhiraj- Main majaak nahi kar raha, doobara nahi karunga jail bhejega toh fir jamaanat par aake double karunga..

Main-Arrey.. Waah bc.. Ulta chor kotwaal ko daante.. Main kyun bhejunga bhai jail tujhe.. Tere kand bhejenge jail tujhe..

Dhiraj-Lekin tu bacha shakta hai mujhe.. Bacha le bata toh raha hun doobara nahi karunga..

Main-Kitani leta tha daily??

Dhiraj-Main leta nahi tha..

Main-Jaa be juth naa bol.. Teri shakal se he dikh raha hai mujhe..

Dhiraj-Kasam se..

Main - Dekh bhai agar tujhe lagta hai mereko help karni chahiye teri toh sach bol warna fir jaa jail mujhe koi dikkat naa hai...

Dhiraj - Subah shyaam..Ek chutki bus..

Main-Laata kahaan se tha??

Dhiraj - Mujhe nahi Pata..

Main - Good..

Maine waapis Jiya ko call kiya.

Main-Sun Jiya aaja, aake karle arrest isko.. Koi kaam kaa naa hai..

Jiya - Ji boss..

Dhiraj - Nahi nahi sun sun batata hun..

Main-Hold Jiya.. Rukk thoda orr..

Call disconnected..

Main-Sach sach bata bhai.. Dekh itana time naa hai mere pass.. Nind chhodke aaya hun tere liye.. Kahaan se laata tha kitana laata tha kyun laata tha college mein kiss kiss ko deta tha...

Amit - Bata dey be bata dey.. Teri he bhalaai hai isme..

Dhiraj - Main Vinu se laata tha.. Harr hafte ek aadha kilo kaa pouch deta tha woh college mein nahi laata tha main bus apne gaon or friend circle mein he bikk jaata tha.. Abki baar Vinu ne bola tha ki college mein bechke dekh kyunki jo ek or uska dealer tha college kaa woh kaam chhod gaya tha, client already bane hue they mujhe bus dena tha unko.. Gaon se better rate mein, issliye main yahaan leke aaya..

Main-Iske pass cocaine milli woh kahaan hai..

Amit-Yeri..

Amit sir ne ek pouch diya mujhe aadha kilo k aas pass kaa he tha.. Maine usko sungha toh kadak maal tha ekdum pure lekin ye maal Vinu k maal se different tha.. Yaani ye lawda juth bol raha tha, obviously issne news mein dekha hoga aaj Vinu k baare main toh issne uska naam lediya bachne k liye, bhalla kisko shakk hota Vinu toh jaa chuka hai.. Lekin isko kya maalum main iska baap hun..

Main-Plan badhiya tha tera, ki saara game Vinu k naam par laga dey bhalla kisko pata chalega haina?? Lekin aadmi galat chunn liya tune. Ye Vinu ki cocaine nahi hai nope.. Dekh tujhe simple c baat batata hun i know tere andar akad hai bahot, attitude hai tu tees maar khan hai Commerce ka, but beta jo police waale leke jaaenge naa tereko, wohlog koi moka naa denge maar maar ke sab bulwa lenge tujhse..

Dhiraj - M. M. Mujhe kuch nahi pata.. Jaane dey mujhe jail..

Main-Sure.. Dhund toh main waise bhi lunga..

Dhiraj-Jail se bahaar aake chodunga nahi tujhe..

Sam-Jyaada nahi bol raha be.. Ek raipta..

Main-chup re.. Mujhe kyun nahi chhodega bhai?? Maine kya kiya hai tereko?? Main toh bc theek se jaanta takk nahi tujhe.. Main toh madad karne aaya tha teri but tu thehra smart banda meri help ki jarurat he nahi hai tujhe..

Hmm ye naam nahi batana caah raha tha apne supplier kaa jabki ye jail jaane se bahot darrta hai fir bhi naam nahi Bata raha bhenchod.. Aisa kon hai iska supplier, but jo bhi hai bahot important banda hai woh jiske naam se he iski gand fatt rahi hai.. Khair jo bhi ho ab toh jarur dhundunga usko, dhundana he padega ..

Continued..

rappchik update hai bhai maza aa gaya

 

[Rajesh]

Update-87(Dhiraj Released)
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87


Maine Jiya ko phone kiya Woh bahaar he thi, maine usko bola thoda strict lein usko taaki kuch bakk dey, jail nahi bhejna caahta tha main isko caahe jo bhi ho tha toh ek student he aise toh gand marr jaane waali thi iski..


Khair Jiya aai 3 constable k sath..


Jiya-Haanji janaab aajao hum banaatey hain black market ka businessman tumhe. Aajaao.. Constable dharro isko..


Main ek side hogaya bheed se mujhe pata tha ye kuch toh bakega he or wahi hua jab Constable ne dharra usko woh AP - 2 Chilaaye..


Main-Kya haibe??


Dhiraj-Please bachaa le.. Please.. Doobara kabhi nahi karunga..


Main-Bata toh raha hun bhai bacha lunga abhi k abhi, bus tu mujhe uska naam bata dey tere daddy kaa fir tujhe chhod k usko pakkadunga..


Dhiraj-Nnanana. Mujhe maardega woh..


Main-Really. Aisa kon hai bc jo maar he dega..


Dhiraj-Bata nahi shakta.. Please bachaa lee.. Please.


Main-Aise kaise bachaa lun bhai..


Tabhi principal and Advisor uncle aaye wahaan unke sath ek Aunty or uncle bhi they Desi log they 45-50 ki ummar rahi hogi typical desi kapde.. Yelog they Dhiraj k mom dad or apne bete ko hathkadi mein dekhtey he wohlog bechare sapkapa gaye uska baap toh bechara shock k maare hilla takk nahi uski maa seedhi bhaagi apne bete k pass.. Ye dekh Dhiraj bhi rone lag gaya kitana he attitude ho bandey mein maa baap k saamne pighalna he padega...Uski maa bechari constables k pairon mein girr gayi toh Jiya ne uthaaya usko.. Idhar uske Papa ne mujhe dekha or mere saamne aake pehle toh hath jodde or hath jodde-2 he mere pairon mein girr gaye.. Main turant piche hatta or Amit sir usko uthaane lage itani he derr mein uski maa bhi aagayi or woh bhi mere pairon mein girr paddi..


Maine turant he uthaaya Aunty ji ko or Sam ne pakkad liya unko taaki doobara pairon mein naa jaaein.. Amit sir ne uske Papa ko pakkada..


Main-Aise matt kijiye Aunty ji..


Aunty - Beta bachalo.. Iske bina humaara koi bhi nahi hai.. Marr jaaenge beta.. Ek baar bachalo beta apna chota bhai maanke, doobara kabhi sehar mein kadam bhi nahi rakhega kheti karlega beta humein nahi padhaana.. Hath jodti hun beta..


Amit - Aunty ji aadha kilo nasha milla hai iske pass abtoh AP bhi kuch nahi kar shakta.. Jamaanat wagairaah karwa denge jaldi.


Uncle-Maalik hain ye kuch bhi kar shaktey hain.. Maalik ispe nahi toh humpe daya kardo.. Humaara kya hoga.. Ya iske sath sath humein bhi jail bhejdo.. Iske alawa humaara koi nahi hai iss duniya mein ye he cheen loge toh kiske liye jinda rahenge..


Principal - Chaudhary sahaab dekhiye ab toh koi kuch nahi kar shakta saikdon students ne dekha hai isko drugs k sath, toh ab koi kuch madad nahi kar shakta iski jail toh jaana he padega, haan jaisa Amit sir ne kaha humlog puri koshish karenge iski jamaanat jald se jald hojaae..


Uncle-Maalik. Boltey kyun nahi aap.. Aap Bhagwaan hain yahaan k kuch bhi karwa shaktey ho aap.. Ek baar bachaalo, humaara sab ujad jaaega nahi toh.. Ek baar daya kardo jabse honsh sambhaala hai maine tabse aapke pariwar ko support kiya hai, aajtak kuch nahi maanga bus mere bete k liye dusari jindagi maang raha hun usko bachaalo maalil..


Maine Jiya ki taraf ishara kiya toh wohlog ne hathkadi kholi or chup chaap nikal gaye piche se idhar walon ko toh pata bhi nahi chala kab nikale wohlog..


Aunty - Beta teri maa samaan hun..


Main-Arrey bus bus aunty bacha liya.. Yelo aapka beta.. Sambhaaalo..


Piche se Dhiraj aake galle milla unke.


Ab udhar Principal or baaki students k thobde khule k khule reh gaye bhenchod log ko viswas he naa hua ki kya kardiya tha maine, maine literally ek convicted criminal ko baaijjat barri kardiya tha woh bhi yahaan khaddey - 2.. Wohlog bhull gaye they i guess ki yahaan par main he kanoon hun or main he judge.. I fucking run this shit..


Main-Rohit uska phone cheen toh..


Rohit ne video bana rahe ek londey k kaan par raipta maara or uske hath se phone cheen liya..


Rohit - Banaaun Christopher Nolan Tera..


Sam-Laa tu bhi dede sabke saamne maar khaata acha thodi lagega..


Rohit - Iske piche waale kaa bhi phone le..


Rohit ne teeno se phone liya or video delete karke waapis dediya.. Or idhar woh aunty ne fir hath jodd liye.


Main-Aunty bus bus ab or naa karo haan bus ek he guarantee par chhoda hai isko aaj k aaj he Sparsh Hospital jaake admit karwado isko, kharch ki chinta matt karo mera naam bata dena wahaan bus.. Abhi derr nahi hui hai..


Aunty - Bilkul beta bilkul.. Ye ehsaan..


Main-Bus bus bus hogaya aunty..


Ye bolke main udhar se mudda.. Bhenchod gand marr gayi plan ki, i am 10000% sure ye banda bahot important tha or iska dealer usase bhi jyaada important hoga... Main 100000%sure tha ki mere hath se ek machali nikal gayi thi or issliye frustrated tha main..


Main-Fuckkk bhenchod.. Ye bahot important banda haibe.


Sam-Toh fir chhoda kyun..


Main-Kya karta be.. Uska baap maalik bol gaya apne he party kaa hai..Woh chhod ye londey k baare mein kya jaanta hai??


Rohit - Jo jaanta tha woh bata toh diya..


Main-Tumlog??


Ravi - Same..


Sam-Maine toh maadarchod ko dekha he aaj hai..


Main-Apni branch ka na haina maadarchod.. Koi toh hoga be.. Ye Shubam kahan gaya bawligand..


Rohit - (Chilaake) Oye Shubam.. Piche dekh be.


Shubam-Ji Rohit bhai..


Main-Ye londey k baare mein kya jaanta hai..


Shubam-Jyaada kuch nahi bhai..


Main-Maadarchod aisa kya secret agent haibe ye..


Shubam-Dusari branch se haina bhai apna vasta bus canteen yaa ground mein he padta tha..


Main-Koi toh jaanta hoga be..


Shubam-Koi kya Ye Ashish or Lucky jaantey haina.. Election mein gatbandhan naa kar rahe they ye iske sath .. Uske baad ye woh Digvijay ki side chala gaya..


Main-Ye ladka Digvijay ki party se hai??


Shubam-Party se hai nahi tha Abhi ki party se gathbandhan todke isne Digvijay ka hath pakkada tha or Digvijay ko uss taraf jitwaane mein iska khaas hath tha.. Uske liye kai din gaadi mein parchaar kiya tha, fir i think badle mein paise wagairaah leke Digvijaya ne isko ek side kardiya kyunki ye thoda gunda type haina lekin Digvijay k kaam still aata hai ye..


Main-No fucking way.


Ravi-Ye kaise possible hai fir ki woh maadarchod aaya nahi iske pass, aise he toh nahi lejaane deta woh isko


Main-Kyunki beta kand drugs ka haina or shakk wagairaah kaa case naa tha iske pass literally aadha kilo cocaine milli thi isko bachaane aata toh maa naa chud jaati uski. Uski mousi woh Sudha or uska beta iski gand maar detey iski image kharaab hui toh.. Already gand marri paddi hai unki toh..


Rohit - Yeah makes sense..


Shubam - Ashish or Lucky bhi jaantey hain theek se isko bhai abhi bhi dosti hai inki i guess..


Main-Ye maadarchod hai kahaan..


Shubam-Canteen gayi hai abhi puri gang unki..


Main-Ok.. Chal thanks..


Humlog canteen mein aaye toh Ashish Lucky Abhi Mouni Arushi Sneha wahin baithtey they badi waali table par and Anaa or Riya bhi wahin baithi thi.. Ok this is awkward bc. Bhenchod koi kaam theek se naa karne dena bhenchod..


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superb update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-88(Sandhya)
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88


Main Ashish wagairaah k pass gaya uss londey ki jaankaari lene k liye..


Ashish - Aao aao maharaj aao..


Main-Kaam tha terese..


Ashish - Baith naa bhai..


Main or Rohit wahaan baithtey kyunki 2 ki he jagah thi wahaan Ravi or Sam side waali table par baithtey.. Riya ne mujhe dekh k halke se Hi bola maine usko ek smile di return mein usne bhi smile di mujhe.. Oh i missed this shit bro.. I missed her..


Ashish - Bata bhai kya help kar shakta hun main??


Main-Ye londa Dhiraj mujhe pata chala tere or lucky ka dost tha..


Ashish - Ye tujhe kon bata gaya??


Main-Bitch please..


Ashish - Sorry, main ek second k liye bhull he gaya tha tu hai kon.. Yeah dost toh nahi tha bus waise he hi hello se humaare sath Judd gaya tha fir chhod gaya party baadmein bhi baat cheet hoti rahi hai humaari..


Rohit - Usse dost he boltey hain be..


Main-Kya chakkar hai iska?? Konse circle mein baithata hai ye..


Lucky - Digvijay k sath tha recently but pichle kuch din se toh uska bhi sath chhod diya hai isne, college mein kam he dost they iske haan iske gaon waale they outsiders jinke sath college mein ghumta tha kabhi kabhaar ye..


Main-College k bahaar chhod college k andar kon tha iska khaas??


Lucky - 1 Toh Arwind tha woh bhi pichle kuch din se aaya nahi hai college.. 1 Vikram tha Viki woh milla tha 3-4 din Pehle mujhe..


Ashish - Woh bhi nahi aata college 3-4 din se he, basketball court mein nahi dikha hai woh warna daily aata tha..1 Hai Pankaj woh lambu jo abhi parking mein tha uske piche..


Sam - Pankaj? Mahavir nagar waala??


Ashish - Haan..


Sam - Woh banda badhiya hai, mujhe nahi lagta woh hoga shaamil, mera sathi fast bowler hai woh, seedha saadha ladka hai..


Main-Acha..


Ravi- Yeah badhiya hai woh ladka, baaki aajkal pata kuch hai nahi lekin jahaan takk hum jaantey hain theek ladka hai.


Ashish - Or toh woh ladki hai kya naam hai Arushi uska woh chasmis jo iske sath apni party mein aai thi..


Arushi - Ek toh Sandhya thi or ek Or thi naam toh tha uska Sandhya k sath he thi woh bhi..


Riya- Pallavi.. Woh Mcom se?


Arushi - Yes.. Yes.. Pallavi..


Ashish - Yeah Sandhya or Pallavi..


Arushi - Ye Sandhya bahot weird hai AP, ye Dhiraj ki Ego dekhi naa? Uski ego isase bhi badi hai jabki ye kuch tha toh woh kuch hai bhi nahi, kissi se seedhe munh baat takk naa karti woh roubb dekhna uska commerce side oho ho maano Pardhan Mantri hai woh aise rehti hai college mein..


Main-Oh really..


Mouni-Yeah, Nicki mam se bheed gayi thi ek baar 7 din k liye suspend kardiya tha isko yaa fir sorry bolna tha isne suspension leliya lekin teacher ko sorry nahi bola..


Main-Shit..Tumhaare sath kaisi relationship hai uski??


Arushi - Theek thaak hi hello takk. Rarely he dikhti hai woh humein, but theek se he baat karti hai..Mouni se khaas Nafrat hai usko lekin..


Mouni - Yeah kyunki mere dad college k Principal hain or usko lagta hai uske suspension mein mera hath tha..


Main-Lol.. Tumhare dad Bhagwaan ki naa sunenge teri toh sunaney kahan waale hain..


Mouni - Wahi toh..


Main-Coool.. So Sam Ravi tumlog ye Ladke se milo Pankaj se, shakk naa ho dekho kya chakkar hai Kya pata chalta hai, Dhiraj ki saari details lo unse kahan jata tha kiske sath, kyun, kab, kis liye sab caahiye mujhe..Lucky ko sath leja.. Ashish, Arushi Riya and Anaa tumlog humaare sath chalo in ladkiyon se mil letey hain, tumlog ko trust karti hain woh toh thoda easy hoga mere liye.


Arushi - Sure.. Let's go..


Main Ashish Rohit Arushi Riya and Anaa nikale canteen se Commerce department ki side..


Arushi - Ab uska kya hoga Dhiraj ka?


Main-Ghar gaya woh or kya hoga??


Arushi - Matlab ab police nahi pakkadegi usko??


Main-Police ko pakkadana hota toh aaj he naa lejaate..


Arushi - Lekin sabne dekh liya tha cocaine k sath usko fir??


Main-Kissi ne kuch nahi dekha.. Case hota toh gawaahi dene aatey wohlog lekin case hua nahi..


Arushi - Matlab tumne usko permanently bacha liya?? Thats good..


Ashish - North India k Prince se baat kar rahi hai Arushi tu ofcourse bacha liya usne.. Isne mana kiya toh bhalla case karega kon..


Arushi - True.. That's good uske mom dad bechare kaise gidgida rahe they unka kya he hota fir.. Good job AP..


Main-Thanks.. Uske mom dad naa aatey toh bhi jail naa bhejta usse main.. Kissi student ki life spoil nahi karne waala main sabko moka milna caahiye to change themselves to be a better person..


Ashish - Sahi bola bhai.. Tu cheej he hai bc.. You are just great..


Arushi - True.. Woh Sandhya ki friend hai.. Main usase puchti hun kahaan hai woh...


Arushi Anaa or Ashish uss ladki k pass gaye, Sandhya or Pallavi ki information lene..


Riya - Ye Sandhya Vaani k close thi..


Main-Really??


Riya-Yeah she is not a good person, Vaani k according ye alcohol and cigarettes wagairaah regular basis par peeti thi, girls hostel mein he rehti thi na ye bhi..


Main-Cocaine wagairaah??


Riya - Uska jikar toh nahi kiya Vaani ne kabhi but iske baare mein kam he baat karti thi woh..


Main-Damn.. Ok.. Ok..


Ashish - Aajao be uppar Library mein hai..


Wohlog aage aage chale hum teen piche they thoda..


Riya-Thanks again AP for saving Vaani again..


Main-No worries..


Riya-Main milli thi aaj morning mein usase, usse baandh rakha tha bed se..


Main-Yeah jaruri tha..


Riya-Yeah i can understand that.. Usne bataya mujhe ki woh Vinu usko kidnap karke legaya tha then you saved her from Bhatinda..


Main-Yeah..


Riya-Usse bhatinda jaane k baad bhi vishwaash tha ki tum usse jarur bacha loge and wahi hua you saved her..


Main-Bhatinda maine lejaane diya usko warna yahaan bhi bacha leta but thoda risky tha yahaan or kuch nahi..


Riya-You saved her life countless times in 2-3 days.. She will be forever grateful and me too.


Main-Arrey bus bus it's ok..


"I Card??"


Library k gate par baithi ek madam ne bola mujhe..


Main-Woh kya hota hai??


Madam-No id card no entry..


Main-Photo chalegi??


Madam-Nope...


Main-Then woh toh nahi hai madam..


Madam-Bina i card college mein entry kaise le lo fir tumne??


Main-Yeah about that.. Mujhe urgently andar jaana hai mam..


Madam-No id card no entry..


Rohit - Amit ko call kardey naa, teacher ki permission se bhi entry hoti hai.


Main-Gajab..


Maine Amit ko call kiya..


Main-Guruji Library jaana tha..


Amit - Tu theek toh hai?? Ye bawli bawli baatein kyun kar raha hai? Tera or library kaa kya rista bhai..


Main-Arrey kaam tha guruji.. I card naa hai or..


Amit - Samjh gaya samjh gaya laa baat karwaadey..


Main-Rohit bhi hai..


Maine uss madam ko phone diya usne baat ki or phone waapis diya mujhe.


Madam-Naam..


Main-Ankit..


Rohit - Rohit..


Madam- Tumhaari khudki branch mein library kyun nahi jaatey tum..


Main-Itane jawaab maine court mein naa diye, aapko kahaan se dun.. Aatey hain 10 minutes mein..


Madam-Phone silent sound kam disturbance bilkul bhi nahi..


Hum dono andar aaye toh bhenchod library kya pura mehal he tha woh, 2 floors ka ek bahot bada hall tha ye jisme bus books books boooks he thi..


Main-Holy fucking shit..


Rohit - Bhenchod aaram se bol..


Humlog aage aaye toh Ashish Arushi Anaa and Riya 2 ladkiyon k sath khaddey they ye thi Sandhya or Pallavi or unmein se ek ko toh main dekhtey he samjh gaya ki ye thi ek addict.. 1 billion percent ye ek addict thi, ye Sandhya hogi i guess.. Ab ye Sandhya bahot saare taar jodne waali thi mere liye.. Hell yeah..


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amazing update hai bhai

 

[Rajesh]

Update-88(Sandhya)
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88


Main Ashish wagairaah k pass gaya uss londey ki jaankaari lene k liye..


Ashish - Aao aao maharaj aao..


Main-Kaam tha terese..


Ashish - Baith naa bhai..


Main or Rohit wahaan baithtey kyunki 2 ki he jagah thi wahaan Ravi or Sam side waali table par baithtey.. Riya ne mujhe dekh k halke se Hi bola maine usko ek smile di return mein usne bhi smile di mujhe.. Oh i missed this shit bro.. I missed her..


Ashish - Bata bhai kya help kar shakta hun main??


Main-Ye londa Dhiraj mujhe pata chala tere or lucky ka dost tha..


Ashish - Ye tujhe kon bata gaya??


Main-Bitch please..


Ashish - Sorry, main ek second k liye bhull he gaya tha tu hai kon.. Yeah dost toh nahi tha bus waise he hi hello se humaare sath Judd gaya tha fir chhod gaya party baadmein bhi baat cheet hoti rahi hai humaari..


Rohit - Usse dost he boltey hain be..


Main-Kya chakkar hai iska?? Konse circle mein baithata hai ye..


Lucky - Digvijay k sath tha recently but pichle kuch din se toh uska bhi sath chhod diya hai isne, college mein kam he dost they iske haan iske gaon waale they outsiders jinke sath college mein ghumta tha kabhi kabhaar ye..


Main-College k bahaar chhod college k andar kon tha iska khaas??


Lucky - 1 Toh Arwind tha woh bhi pichle kuch din se aaya nahi hai college.. 1 Vikram tha Viki woh milla tha 3-4 din Pehle mujhe..


Ashish - Woh bhi nahi aata college 3-4 din se he, basketball court mein nahi dikha hai woh warna daily aata tha..1 Hai Pankaj woh lambu jo abhi parking mein tha uske piche..


Sam - Pankaj? Mahavir nagar waala??


Ashish - Haan..


Sam - Woh banda badhiya hai, mujhe nahi lagta woh hoga shaamil, mera sathi fast bowler hai woh, seedha saadha ladka hai..


Main-Acha..


Ravi- Yeah badhiya hai woh ladka, baaki aajkal pata kuch hai nahi lekin jahaan takk hum jaantey hain theek ladka hai.


Ashish - Or toh woh ladki hai kya naam hai Arushi uska woh chasmis jo iske sath apni party mein aai thi..


Arushi - Ek toh Sandhya thi or ek Or thi naam toh tha uska Sandhya k sath he thi woh bhi..


Riya- Pallavi.. Woh Mcom se?


Arushi - Yes.. Yes.. Pallavi..


Ashish - Yeah Sandhya or Pallavi..


Arushi - Ye Sandhya bahot weird hai AP, ye Dhiraj ki Ego dekhi naa? Uski ego isase bhi badi hai jabki ye kuch tha toh woh kuch hai bhi nahi, kissi se seedhe munh baat takk naa karti woh roubb dekhna uska commerce side oho ho maano Pardhan Mantri hai woh aise rehti hai college mein..


Main-Oh really..


Mouni-Yeah, Nicki mam se bheed gayi thi ek baar 7 din k liye suspend kardiya tha isko yaa fir sorry bolna tha isne suspension leliya lekin teacher ko sorry nahi bola..


Main-Shit..Tumhaare sath kaisi relationship hai uski??


Arushi - Theek thaak hi hello takk. Rarely he dikhti hai woh humein, but theek se he baat karti hai..Mouni se khaas Nafrat hai usko lekin..


Mouni - Yeah kyunki mere dad college k Principal hain or usko lagta hai uske suspension mein mera hath tha..


Main-Lol.. Tumhare dad Bhagwaan ki naa sunenge teri toh sunaney kahan waale hain..


Mouni - Wahi toh..


Main-Coool.. So Sam Ravi tumlog ye Ladke se milo Pankaj se, shakk naa ho dekho kya chakkar hai Kya pata chalta hai, Dhiraj ki saari details lo unse kahan jata tha kiske sath, kyun, kab, kis liye sab caahiye mujhe..Lucky ko sath leja.. Ashish, Arushi Riya and Anaa tumlog humaare sath chalo in ladkiyon se mil letey hain, tumlog ko trust karti hain woh toh thoda easy hoga mere liye.


Arushi - Sure.. Let's go..


Main Ashish Rohit Arushi Riya and Anaa nikale canteen se Commerce department ki side..


Arushi - Ab uska kya hoga Dhiraj ka?


Main-Ghar gaya woh or kya hoga??


Arushi - Matlab ab police nahi pakkadegi usko??


Main-Police ko pakkadana hota toh aaj he naa lejaate..


Arushi - Lekin sabne dekh liya tha cocaine k sath usko fir??


Main-Kissi ne kuch nahi dekha.. Case hota toh gawaahi dene aatey wohlog lekin case hua nahi..


Arushi - Matlab tumne usko permanently bacha liya?? Thats good..


Ashish - North India k Prince se baat kar rahi hai Arushi tu ofcourse bacha liya usne.. Isne mana kiya toh bhalla case karega kon..


Arushi - True.. That's good uske mom dad bechare kaise gidgida rahe they unka kya he hota fir.. Good job AP..


Main-Thanks.. Uske mom dad naa aatey toh bhi jail naa bhejta usse main.. Kissi student ki life spoil nahi karne waala main sabko moka milna caahiye to change themselves to be a better person..


Ashish - Sahi bola bhai.. Tu cheej he hai bc.. You are just great..


Arushi - True.. Woh Sandhya ki friend hai.. Main usase puchti hun kahaan hai woh...


Arushi Anaa or Ashish uss ladki k pass gaye, Sandhya or Pallavi ki information lene..


Riya - Ye Sandhya Vaani k close thi..


Main-Really??


Riya-Yeah she is not a good person, Vaani k according ye alcohol and cigarettes wagairaah regular basis par peeti thi, girls hostel mein he rehti thi na ye bhi..


Main-Cocaine wagairaah??


Riya - Uska jikar toh nahi kiya Vaani ne kabhi but iske baare mein kam he baat karti thi woh..


Main-Damn.. Ok.. Ok..


Ashish - Aajao be uppar Library mein hai..


Wohlog aage aage chale hum teen piche they thoda..


Riya-Thanks again AP for saving Vaani again..


Main-No worries..


Riya-Main milli thi aaj morning mein usase, usse baandh rakha tha bed se..


Main-Yeah jaruri tha..


Riya-Yeah i can understand that.. Usne bataya mujhe ki woh Vinu usko kidnap karke legaya tha then you saved her from Bhatinda..


Main-Yeah..


Riya-Usse bhatinda jaane k baad bhi vishwaash tha ki tum usse jarur bacha loge and wahi hua you saved her..


Main-Bhatinda maine lejaane diya usko warna yahaan bhi bacha leta but thoda risky tha yahaan or kuch nahi..


Riya-You saved her life countless times in 2-3 days.. She will be forever grateful and me too.


Main-Arrey bus bus it's ok..


"I Card??"


Library k gate par baithi ek madam ne bola mujhe..


Main-Woh kya hota hai??


Madam-No id card no entry..


Main-Photo chalegi??


Madam-Nope...


Main-Then woh toh nahi hai madam..


Madam-Bina i card college mein entry kaise le lo fir tumne??


Main-Yeah about that.. Mujhe urgently andar jaana hai mam..


Madam-No id card no entry..


Rohit - Amit ko call kardey naa, teacher ki permission se bhi entry hoti hai.


Main-Gajab..


Maine Amit ko call kiya..


Main-Guruji Library jaana tha..


Amit - Tu theek toh hai?? Ye bawli bawli baatein kyun kar raha hai? Tera or library kaa kya rista bhai..


Main-Arrey kaam tha guruji.. I card naa hai or..


Amit - Samjh gaya samjh gaya laa baat karwaadey..


Main-Rohit bhi hai..


Maine uss madam ko phone diya usne baat ki or phone waapis diya mujhe.


Madam-Naam..


Main-Ankit..


Rohit - Rohit..


Madam- Tumhaari khudki branch mein library kyun nahi jaatey tum..


Main-Itane jawaab maine court mein naa diye, aapko kahaan se dun.. Aatey hain 10 minutes mein..


Madam-Phone silent sound kam disturbance bilkul bhi nahi..


Hum dono andar aaye toh bhenchod library kya pura mehal he tha woh, 2 floors ka ek bahot bada hall tha ye jisme bus books books boooks he thi..


Main-Holy fucking shit..


Rohit - Bhenchod aaram se bol..


Humlog aage aaye toh Ashish Arushi Anaa and Riya 2 ladkiyon k sath khaddey they ye thi Sandhya or Pallavi or unmein se ek ko toh main dekhtey he samjh gaya ki ye thi ek addict.. 1 billion percent ye ek addict thi, ye Sandhya hogi i guess.. Ab ye Sandhya bahot saare taar jodne waali thi mere liye.. Hell yeah..


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