Update-105(Date - 1)
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Hospital se main seedha meetings mein pohancha or fir kab dopehar hui kab shyaam mujhe khud naa pata chala mujhe yaad aaya mere alarm se ki shyaam k 5:10 baj gaye hain or mujhe 6 baje date par jaana hai,jabki main ghar se 65 kilometers durr tha.. Bhenchod.. Fucking hell.. Ye toh bhull he gaya tha main..
Main-Mangal tumlog continue karo main jaaraha hun..
Mangal - Abe last 2-3 complaints hain bus uske baad sab sathmein nikalte hain..
Main- Abe mujhe jaruri kaam se jaana hai tumlog dekhlo.. Samjha kar..
Mangal - Cool..
Ye bolke Main Or Jack nikale wahaan se Ami already car mein baithi thi...Jack driver seat ki taraf gaya toh maine roka usko..
Main-Main chala lunga.. Baith tu..
Ami-Kya hua??
Main-Meri date haire 6 baje..
Ami-What the fuck.. Or Ab nikal rahe ho??
Main-Main toh bhull he gaya tha bc alarm naa lagaya hota toh yaad he naa rehta.. Fucking hell.. Seat belts lagaalo...
Ami-Shit..
Maine phone bt se connect kiya and nikala wahaan se..
Jack - Bhai 6 baje se pehle city toh pohanch jaaenge lekin ghar takk nahi pohanch paaenge.. Bhayanak jam millega iss time..
Main-Ussi kaa jugaad kar raha tha..
Maine Sam ko call kiya..
Sam-Haao..
Main-Sun 5 minutes mein babhi mere kapde nikaal dengi unhe leke Rohit k ghar pohanch jaana toh ASAP..
Sam - Bhakk bhosdk main movie dekh raha..
Main-Arrey.. Bhosdike urgent hai gandu..
Sam-Toh.. Deal with it bitch.. Jab bahaar jaata hai tab yaad naa aati tujhe..
Main-Bawligand.. Oh shit.. Sun Surprise hai.. Tujhe pata hai konsi gaadi laani hai tujhe..
Sam-Nahi pata karna...
Main-Bawligand Phantom..
Sam-Abe jaa jaa chutiya naa bana.. Rishi gand tod dega meri..
Main-Abe Rishi ne he di hai teri kasam..
Sam-Sachi kya be?? Aisa kahan jaaraha hai bhosdk??
Main-Date par..
Sam-Riya k sath?? Dafukkkkkk.. Le aaunga be..
Main-Thanks.. Bolta hun main babhi ko..
Sam-Cool..
Call disconnected..
Maine gaadi filhaal 120 par chala rakhi thi as road khaali tha, kyunki bhenchod first date par late nahi hona caahta tha main.. Maine apna phone Jack ko diya..
Main-Jack babhi ko call laga toh.
Jack ne phone Lagya babhi ko..
Babhi - Haan Betu..
Main- Babhi meri Almira k middle compartment mein ek toh meri greenish shirt hogi Ralph Lauren ki and same uske pass blue jeans hongi..Or jahaan ye dono cheej hongi wahin Ralph Lauren ki he jacket hogi blue.. Unko nikaalke Sam ko dedo toh..
Babhi - Teri almirah mein saikdon shirts hain mujhe kya pata kahan kya hai..
Main-Mujhe kya maalum yaar ab Meenu ne rakha hai.. Usko pucho.. Usko le kyun nahi aatey humlog yaar.. Shaadi karwado..
Babhi - Pandit ji ne bola hai abhi time sahi nahi hai..
Main-Pandit ji ko pata he nahi chalne denge..
Babhi - Shut up.. Main puchti hun usase..
Call disconnected...
Maine fir driving par focus kiya or kareeb 7-8 minutes baad babhi kaa call aaya jo Jack ne uthaaya..
Babhi - Haan milgayi ye toh..
Main-Ok ab shoes waala open karo usme sports shoes honge light skyblue and white colour mein.. Niche "Air" likha hoga..
Babhi - Kitane shoes rakhta hai re tu what the hell.. Itane toh mere pass bhi naa hain..
Main-Mille??
Babhi - Mill gaye...Ye kya shoes hue bhalla.. Weird looking shoes..
Main-Babhi Saadhe 5 laakh k juttey hain kya baat kar rahi ho..
Babhi - Saadhe 5 lakh?? Yaa hajaar??
Main-Lakh...Hajaar mein dekhne bhi naa detey inko..
Babhi - What..?? Saadhe 5 lakh k juttey?? Are you stupid or what?? Itane mehnge juttey?? Ye khud ba khud chaltey hain kya?? Saadhe 5 lakh AP??
Main-Arrey abhi nahi babhi baadmein suna lena.. Ye sab Sam ko dedo..
Babhi - Sadhe 5 lakh??
Call disconnected...
Sab kuch set karke maine driving par focus kiya or 5:50 par main city mein pohanch gaya tha.. Sam Rohit k yahaan pohanch chuka tha already.. Ab maine issliye Rohit kaa ghar select kiya kyunki woh city mein he hai wahaan takk 0 traffic milega jabki gaon jaata toh abhi 30-40 minutes or lag jaatey or main late hojaata.. Main 5:55 par Rohit k ghar pohancha police waalon ne gate khola toh main andar aatey he uttarke bhaaga gaadi se andar.. Sam or Rohit hall mein baithtey bakchodi pel rahe they..
Rohit - Aao aao sir.. Bhenchod Phantoms mein date par jaaraha hai bolo.. 6 lakh k juttey pehnke.. Bhosdk impression shakal se hota hai..
Main- Acha bhosdk fir tu kyun gaya tha 90 lakh ki bike leke?? Woh Chandigarh waali k sath?? Tune bhi toh Jordan he pehne they bawligand..
Rohit - Yaadast tej hai teri..
Main-Bhosdk nahaane dey....
Maine apne kapde uthaaye and andar aake seconds k hissab se nahaaya and ussi hissab se ready hua baal waal set kiye or exact 6:03 par main ready tha.. Bhenchod sachmein bhayanak dashing lag raha tha main..
Rohit - Bhenchod jo bhi ho londa macho hai..
Sam-Tatti..
Main-Jaa be chutiye..
Jack - Looking good boss..
Main-Thanks bro.. Sun tu Sam or Ami nikal jaao main aajaunga..
Jack - Hum dusari gaadi leke sath chaltey hain bhai bahaar rukk jaaenge..
Main-Abe bahaar kya karoge be bore hojaoge..
Ami-Abhi pura din bhi bahaar he thi main.. Lets go..
Sam-Main Rohit ki bike lejaaunga koi tu sath leja be aajkal badi londiya chaaku maar rahi hain tujhe..
Main-Bhenchod ye acha point milla tumlog ko gand he maardi bc.. Chalo.. Chaabi dey be tu..
Maine chaabi lee or bahaar aaya.. Bhenchod kya he gaadi hai.. Inch inch mein luxury.. Fucking hell this is a beast..
Main gaadi mein baitha start ki toh kya sweet sound thi bc, ab Rolls Royce ki ek or khaasiyat hai, maine front door bandh kiya toh andar engine ki 0 sound aai maano electric gaadi hai bhenchod.. Sweet. Abhi nahaya tha or shardi already jyaada thi toh maine seat heating on ki. Main nikala wahaan se and Riya ko call kiya...
Main-Hiii.. Ready??
Riya - Yep was waiting for your call..
Main-I am almost there Kahan milogi??
Riya - Main entrance hai jo humara back side waala wahin..
Main-7 minutes exact wahaan pohanch jaana.. I'll be there..
Riya-Okaaayy..
Call disconnected..
Bhenchod i can't wait to see her, waise toh maine aaj he dekha tha usko lekin ab woh specially mere liye ready hoke aaegi.. Or jaise he meri gaadi uske yahaan rukki or unka gate khulla toh bhenchod uske sath sath meri aankhen bhi khull gayi.. Main wahin k wahin thehar gaya or aankhein faade usse he dekhne laga.. Riya ne ek off shoulder yellow frock type kuch pehna tha jispe blue flowers printed they or usme woh bhayanak cute Lagri thi.. Like bhayanak cute.. Main aankhein naa hata paaya usase bc.. Kahaan main bhenchod khudko dashing maan raha tha but iske saamne main kuch bhi nahi tha.. Mera heart maano racing track par tha.. Jab usne apna gate bandh kiya toh main waapis honsh mein aaya or turant gaadi se uttarke uske liye front door open kiya usne mujhe ek smile di and gaadi mein baithi main door bandh kiya and aake gaadi mein baitha and Riya ko ghurrna jaari rakha..
Riya-Hello??? Chalein??
Riya ne muskuratey hue kaha..
Main-Riya let me tell you something you are looking insanely gorgeous..
Riya-Aww! Thank you..
Main-Like tum samjh nahi rahi ho you are looking awesome.. Aankhein nahi hatt rahi meri..
Riya - Tum bhi kuch kam nahi lagrahe by the way not even a bit..You are looking dashing as always..
Main-Arrey aapke comparison mein hum kahaan madam..
Riya-Hehehe.. Ab chalo warna koi dekhega fir Papa mujhe sunaaenge..
Ye sunke maine gaadi aage badhai..
Riya-Nice car haan.. Rolls Royce.. Impressive..
Main-Thank You..
Humlog nikale wahaan se, yahaan se spago 10-15 minutes ki drive par tha..
Main-Vaani gayi ghar??
Riya-Yeah.. Din mein uske bhaiya aagaye they lene..
Main-good..So what's up what's happening??
Riya-Nothing much as always.. Same boring lifestyle..
Main-Koi naa I'm here now boring nahi rahegi..
Riya-Jaao jaao abhi ye bolrahe ho fir ek hafte takk dikhoge bhi nahi.. "I'm here Now"..
Riya ne meri nakal kartey hue kaha jisase mujhe hansi aagayi..
Main- Tum kaho toh subah se shyaam tumhaare he saamne baitha rahun..
Riya-Jaao jaao, ye kabhi possible he nahi hai.. Tumhaare jitana busy India kaa PM bhi nahi rehta hoga..
Main - True..
Riya - But it's ok i can understand, ye thoda thoda time detey ho ye he bahot hai.. I am happy with it..
Oh i missed this shit bhenchod. Kitani understanding bandi hai ye.. I love it i love every bit of it..
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