Update-129(Shruti)
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Mujhe still believe nahi horaha tha ki mujhe driving kartey kartey hallucinations hue.. Sotey time toh theek tha lekin yun toh gand marr jaani thi.. Bhenchod what if mera accident hojaata?? Yaa what if main kissi shoot out mein hallucinate karne laga or kissi innocent ko yaa fir apni he Team k uppar firing kardi maine.. This is insane bhenchod.. This is scary.. Mere hath kaanp gaye they bhenchod.. What the fuck is happening..Abeer mujhe leke haweli aaya meri waali gaadi ki chaabi guards ko di wohlog lene k liye nikal gaye..
Main-Sun gharpe matt batana kya hua..
Abeer - Yeah yeah.. Chinta matt karbe tujhe bus rest ki jarurat hai and you'll be fine..
Main-Yeah..
Abeer - Khaana rakha hai tera..
Main-Naa subah he khaa lunga ab...waise bhi late hogaya hai..
Main andar aaya and seedha apne room mein aaya and hath munh dhoke bed par lait gaya or sochne laga ki bhenchod hua kya?? Lekin thakaan itani thi ki mujhe nind aane lagi bed par girte he toh maine phone off kiya and literally seconds k hissab se nind aagayi mujhe.. Or late soya tha toh main late he utha saamne ghaddi mein 9/30 baje they or bhenchod main aise feel kar raha tha maano koi bhaari bojh uttar gaya sirr se kyunki saari thakaan durr hogayi thi bhenchod mast nind aai thi.. Then mujhe yaad aaya ki maine bhenchod Jagdish ko thok diya tha... Hell yeah bhenchod.. Then mujhe raat waala kand yaad aaya toh meri saari khussi durr hogayi.. Kaise bhenchod maine 2 cars he imagine kar lee thi?? That's just fucking insane.. Yahi sab sochte sochte main fresh hoke niche aaya toh niche bhai babhi he they..
Bhai-Good Morning Sir..
Babhi - Morning betu..
Main-Morning guys..Mereko breakfast do jaldi i am hungry as hell..
Babhi - Baith..
Main breakfast k liye baitha bhenchod gajab bhook lagi thi..
Main-Baaki sab??
Babhi-Well sablog teri tarah dopehar ko nahi uthatey..
Main-Main aaya bhi toh late tha.. Wohlog 9 baje k sorahe honge main soya 1 baje aake..
Babhi -Toh kisne bola tha??
Main-Come on Babhi.. Jagdish k sath deal kar raha tha main usko over bhi kardiya..
Babhi - I know. Majaak kar rahi thi.. Abeer Mangal and Gupta ji Delhi gaye hain cards distribute karne.. Rishi Ravi
Gurugram side gaye hain..
Main-Waah.. Chalo meri gair haajari mein kuch toh kaam hua..
Babhi - Khuss matt ho humein bhi jaana hai..
Main-Kidhar??
Babhi - Mama ji k yahaan..
Main-Arrey yaar..
Babhi - Kya hua?? Tabiyat kharaab hai??
Main-Naa.. Naa theek hai tabiyat toh..
Ab babhi ko bata nahi shakta tha warna woh befaltu tension leti or baat aage Badhti..
Babhi - Then Chalna he hai jaruri kuch rasam hain woh complete karni hain..
Main - Chaltey hain fir..
Deva - Ready hojaao fir.. Kya time hua??
Maine time dekhne k liye phone nikaala toh pata chala phone switch off tha.. Maine on kiya..
Main-10 Baje hain..
Deva-10/30 nikalte hain..
Main-Sure..
Maine phone dekha toh bhenchod woh message naa aatey ki you have itani missed calls from this number.. Usme Shruti k bahot saare messages they iska toh main bhull he gaya tha.. Or ek message toh recent tha ab maine phone on kiya toh usse bhi message gaya hoga ki active hun main.. Fuck.. Or wahi hua turant he uska call aaya.. Maine ek baar toh socha naa uthaaun... Lekin fir socha bhenchod darrta thodi hun main..
Main-Hello..
Shruti - You piece of shit..You fucking asshole..
Main-Arrey rey rey aise thodi koi baat karta hai uss shaks se jisne tumhari itani madad ki ho..
Shruti - Oh don't start this.. Tumne help ki sirf tumhaare benefits k liye, tumne 20 crore diye kyunki tumhe Jagdish k pass pohanchana tha uske through..
Main-Jo bhi ho isme Tumhaari help hui yaa nahi ye bolo??
Shruti - Stop this bullshit.. Tumhe koi matlab nahi tha humaari help karne se.. Tumhe bus apna kill counter up karna tha.
Main-What the hell kill counter video game thodi hai ye..
Shruti - Yeah tumhaare liye toh ye ek game he hai.. Maine kitane request ki thi tumhe ki please please aisa matt karna..Tumne promise takk kiya tha..
Main-Kya karta yaar ye nahi karta toh Jagdish nikal jaata..
Shruti - Yeah dekha tumhe bus apne task se matlab tha..
Main-Ofcourse.. Jagdish kitani badi machhali hai ye bataane ki jarurat nahi hai tumhe..
Shruti - But usko tum fir bhi easily pakkad shaktey they lekin still you fucked us over..
Main-Fucked you over?? Kya hua??
Shruti - Maine bola tha ki agar humaare naam se violence hua toh humlog fans jaaenge.. Wahi hua meri aadhi team k uppar inquiry baithi hai or unhe tabtak k liye suspend bhi kar diya gaya hai or most probably inquiry mein unhe permanent dismiss kardiya jaaega.. All thanks to you..
Main-Oh come on inquiries hoti rehti hain i am sure you can take care of it.. Bataao unko kitane important ho tumlog..
Shruti - Woh toh main bataungi he.. But next time tumhe meri help caahiye hogi tab main bataaungi tumhe.. Remember this AP you tried to fuck us over.. I won't forget that ever..
Main-Sure.. Lekin
Call disconnected..
Main-Bhenchod phone kaat diya..
Deva-Kon tha?? Shruti Sandhu??
Main-Yeah lol..
Deva - Kyun bechari ki nokari k piche padda hai tu..
Main-Main kya karu bhai situation he aisi hoti hai.. Like chance he naa tha main Jagdish ko jaane deta main toh uss agent ko bhi sacrifice karne ko taiyaar tha ek ko bacha liya tha kaafi tha.. Agar ek agent k badle saikdon even hajaaron jaan bach rahi hain toh i dont care woh agent kon hai..
Deva-I already know that..
Babhi - Jaa ready hojaa..
Main-Cool..
Main waapis room ki taraf gaya toh piche se babhi chilaai..
Babhi-Sam.. Sam get ready.. Usko bol toh AP..
Main-Yeah..
Maine Sam ko Ready hone ka bola or khud bhi ready hone laga humein mama k yahaan jaana tha yaani Sam k ghar as Sam mere mama kaa ladka hai.. Wahaan koi rasam hoti hai shaadi se pehle.. As haryana mein literally bahot saari rasams hoti hain toh unki details mein bore nahi karunga main or naa he samjh aaegi kissi ko..
Main ready hoke niche aaya toh Sam and Bhai already ready they.
Sam-Ye londey looking dashing..
Main-Thanks..
Babhi ne late karwaaya humein tabtak jo rasam kaa samaan tha woh gaadi mein rakhwaya humne and then babhi aai..
Bhai ki Range Rover mein jaarahe they Humlog..
Sam-Drive kar be piche kahaan jaaraha hai..
Main-Hell no be.. I am not driving.. Waise he bahot thakk jaata hun main baithtey - 2..
Sam-Aatey hue karni padegi..
Main-Nope.. I am not driving.. Tu chala.. Samjha kar be warna mana thodi karta..
Warna bhenchod thok dunga kissi ko sapne sapne mein he..
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