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Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Nearly 50 likes hain updates pe,lekin comment bc 10 bhi nahi :sigh: deal bhull rahe ho kya guys aise matt kiya karo padh rahe ho toh mujhe batao padh rahe ho, comment jarur karo likes ka kya ghanta karunga main 6 lakh k kareeb likes leke baitha hun main unka kuch nahi karna mujhe , mujhe bus tumhare comments se matlab hai unhi se inspire hoke aage likhne ka mann karta hai mera toh please comment kiya karo beshak kaise bhi karo lekin karo jarur.
Aise tumlog comment karna bhull jaaoge toh deal tutt jaaegi Or fir main updates dena bhull jaaunga dont blame me baad mein..

Ab updates wahi puraane time k hisaab se chalenge jabtak enough reviews/comments nahi aaenge main aage update nahi dene waala yahi deal hai kal dene waala tha updates main but ab comments k baad he hoga :sigh: .

Din mein per day 15+ gaon mein votes maangke ,rallies organise karwaake saikdon kilometre gaadi chalaake, galla faad faad k naare lagaake puri puri raat nikal jaati hai mostly time toh fir bhi time nikaalke updates deraha hun bc woh keval issliye ki mujhe tumhare comments se inspiration milti hai toh uss inspiration ko aane do thodi sharam karo bc :laughing: Or reviews dena na bhullo..

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Nice update bhaii bhit Awla Maza Aya gya par Kar ab new update Ka intazar ha
 

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Kareeb ek ghante baad mera phone baja new number tha toh main samjh gaya images ready hain toh main seedha andar gaya toh images ready thi usne mujhe ek lifaafa diya..


"Original report 3 din baad aaegi"


Main - Cool.. Thanks boss..


Ye bolke main turant gaadi mein aaya report kholi toh usme khopdi ki bahot saari images thi maine sab photos turant SNOW k pass mail ki and turant usko call kiya..


Main-Report bhejdi hai jaldi dikhaa di ko...ASAP..


Snow - Got you..


Call disconnected..


Main wahin wait karne laga, hey bhagwan please major damage naa ho please major damage naa ho.. Minor se he kaam chal jaaye please..


Bhenchod mera woh haal tha maano court mein mujhe mout ki saja bhi sunai jaa shakti hai or bus ab judge sahab kaa intejar hai.. Jabtak di kaa phone naa aaya tabtak main soch soch k pagal hogaya bhenchod meri bechaini harr second badhti gayi.. Finally 10 minutes baad Snow kaa phone aaya or itana jaldi maine koi phone nahi uthaaya hoga..


Main-Please di please tell me. Good news or bad news??


Niharika - Well both good and bad..Lekin good thodi jyada hai..


Main-Matlab??Or please hindi mein samjhana medical terms mein nahi..


Niharika - Matlab damage minor nahi hai lekin major bhi nahi hai utani.. Bich mein hai dono k minor ki side jyaada jukhaav jyaada hai..


Main-Matlab meri khopdi khud sambhaal shakti hai..


Niha-Yes.. But sathmein medicines ki jarurat bhi padegi..


Main-Ok.. I can deal with that..


Niharika - Lekin dhyaan rahe no more drugs and gussa jitana kam karoge utana better hai kyunki khatra talla nahi hai abhi takk yahin mandara raha hai samjhe..Or Tumhaari ek childish mistake sabkuch khatam kar shakti hai.


Main - Ok.. Matlab drugs and gusse se durr rehna hai..


Niharika - Also ek or important baat jab bhi tujhe lage ki tu hallucinate kar raha hai toh khudko aware banaaney ki koshish kiya kar turant back to present aaya kar asap.. Like tujhe kuch bhi cheej thodi c bhi ajeeb lage toh usse hallucinations he maan liya kar caahe ho naa hallucinations.. Matlab khudko self aware bana harr cheej k uppar sawaal utha diya kar fir caahe woh hallucinations hon yaa naa hon..isase Recovery process or bhi easy hogi..


Main-Ok di got you..


Niharika - And also ye medicines yun he nahi mill jaaegi kissi medical hall par, bina permission nahi milti but woh arrange karna tera kaam hai..


Main-Yeah don't worry about that..


Niharika - 10-15 din ki process hai bus sab kuch under control rakh and sab back to normal hojaaega...


Main - I love you di..


Niharika - And haan thoda weapons and driving ye sab se durr rehna..


Main-Oh yeah for sure.. Don't even worry..


Niharika -Also befaltu mein dimag kharach nahi karna jahaan jarurat ho wahin lagaana.. And raat ko thoda exercise karke soya kar khaana wagairaah theek se pachaane k baad he soya kar jisase nind aaram se aaye and atleast nind waale hallucinations toh khatam hon..


Main-Di what about alchohol??Woh toh pee shakta hun na. Because Mangal ki shaadi hai and you know me..


Niharika-Yeah yeah.. Go ahead.. Lekin tareeke se peena step by step kahin bottle ko munh lagaake khadda hojaae aaraam se peena .. Even main toh kehti hun raatko exercise karne k bajaae 2-3 pegs lagaa kar soya kar toh nind waale hallucinations se toh picha chuttega.


Main-2-3 peg se mereko kya hoga di...


Niharika - Haan toh daily rehney dey shaadi mein pee lena full..Bus that's it dawaaiyaan likh k bhejdi hain maine.. And Please please please gussa matt karna kyunki


Main - Kyunki khatra still talla nahi hai or meri ek galati bahot mehangi padd shakti hai..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Niharika - Exactly..


Main-I got you di.. Thanks a lot..


Niharika - Arrey rey rey itana bada hogaya ladka thanks bolne laga..


Main-Love you di..


Niharika - Same here AP.. Bye take care..


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Holy shit chalo thank god bhenchod bach gaya ab bus agle kuch din aise he bache rehna hai. Ab maine dawaaiyan pata karni caahi as yahaan mere aas pass 6-7 medical halls they koi toh kuch toh dega so maine mask lagaya or niche uttara...Lekin main pehle 3 medicals par Gaya toh unhone mera phone dekhtey he mana kardiya like dhunda bhi nahi then main fourth medical par gaya toh usne bhi saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf saaf mana kardiya..


Main-Arrey aisa kya kar rahe ho yaar ek aadh toh hogi dhundo toh sahi..


Shopkeeper - Ye dawaaiyaan yahaan kahaan millegi beta..


Main-Toh kahaan millegi?


Shop-Aise he nahi millti ye medicines beta Delhi Gurugram,,, Hisar Hisar Hisar wagairaah k hospitals mein pata karo or woh bhi itana easily nahi denge bina diagnostics..


Main - Toh kon dilwa shakta hai??


Shopkeeper - (Hanske) Yun bina diagnostics toh Health Minister dilwa shaktey hain..


Main-Really??


Toh Maine turant bhai ka phone nikaala or search kiya Health Minister toh saamne aaya Health, Medical education and research Minister of Haryana Devika Dahiya... Arrey isko toh jaanta hun main.. Well technically sab ministers ko he jaanta hun main as party president bananey k baad saikdon meetings le chuka hun inke sath..Maine usko phone kiya.. Ye Rohit ki koi relative hain Rohit k Papa yaani Haryana k Home and Education minister isko politics mein leke aaye they unki behan lagti hai ye koi mama wagairaah ki ladki yaa aisa he kuch..


Devika-Good Evening Sir..


Main-Arrey Bua ji main hun AP..


Devika-Still sir toh ho he AP tum..


Main-True.. Woh chhodo mujhe ek help caahiye aapki..


Devika - Hukkum karo AP puch kya rahe ho..


Main-Kuch medicines hain jo mujhe mill nahi rahi or mujhe urgent caahiye.. Illegal nahi hain obviously but aise he mill nahi rahi toh koi bola mujhe ki health minister he dilwa shakti hain..


Devika - Kya?? Hehehe..Kon pagal bana raha hai humaare president sahaab ko AP health minister thodi dawaaiyan dekhta hai hehehe..


Main piche medical waale ki taraf mudda toh ussko shocked khadda paaya wahaan yaani bhenchod woh satire maar raha tha ki Health minister dilwa shakta hai..Bawligand budha majaak karta hai dalle.


Main- Arrey bua ji ab mujhe nahi pata main list bhej raha hun woh medicines kal tak caahiye mujhe kissi bhi keemat par doctors toh aapke he under hain saare.. Toh kaise bhi karo dawaaiyan caahiye mujhe..


Devika -(Hanke) Ok ok karwaati hun arrange..


Main-Or haan kissi ko kaano kaan khabar nahi honi caahiye ki maine mangwaai hain jab mill jaaein toh mujhe call kardena..Personal favour hai ye..


Devika - Ji jaisa aap kaho.. Lekin ab aap ek personal favour karwa rahe ho toh badle mein mera bhi ek personal favour hai aapka hukkam ho toh bataaun.


Main-Oh yeah sure.. Badle mein kya aap toh waise he boldo hojaaega..


Devika - Actually bata chuki main already tumhe but obviously tum bahot busy rehtey ho so bhull gaye hoge..


Main-Yeah i dont remember anything.. Aapne medical college k liye bola tha woh hogaya. Students k liye seats badhaane ka kaha tha woh hogaya.. Kai promotions they woh hogaya kai demotions they woh hogaya. BPL card k sath ilaaj ko leke jo scheme thi woh bhi under construction hai.. Or kya tha or kya tha.. Hmm.. Oh haan 24 gaon mein Medical dispensaries kaa tha woh hogaya.. I guess yahi tha..


Devika - Yeah or inn sabke liye jitana thanks kahun utana kam hai but ek or request thi meri constituency mein ek banda hai Yogesh Yadav..


Main-Oh yeah yeah yaad aaya.. Bataya tha aapne.. Woh drug dealer type kuch hai right??


Devika-Yeah wahi..


Main-karwaatey hain uska bhi ilaaj..


Devika - Yahi pehle bola tha AP. Trust me bahot jyaada issues create kar raha hai woh..


Main-Yeah yeah i understand Bua ji but main uske baap log ko khatam kar raha hun idhar toh woh apne aap khatam hojaaega..


Devika - AP trust me woh khud ek Baap ban gaya hai.. I don't know kiska support hai uske pass but he is going nuts paison mein naha raha hai woh sabkuch khareed raha hai police, narcotics harr jagah uske sources hain sabko ghuss khila khila k khulla ghum raha hai.. Or mere sources ki Maane toh uske piche kissi Vikrant Mhatre kaa hath hai..


Main-Vikrant Mhatre hmmm.. Naam suna hua lagta hai chalo don't worry main karta hun iska ilaaj bahot jald..


Devika - Mangal ki shaadi se pehle??


Main-Oh no no.. Abhi toh nahi ho paaega bua ji not at all..


Devika-Pelase try karo AP..


Main-Samjha karo bua ji..


Devika - Ok ok..


Main-Chalo dawaaiyan kal tak for sure karwa dena arrange and hotey he phone karna..


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Ok bhenchod dawaaiyan mill jaaengi bus gussa nahi karna hai.. And hallucinations ko control karna hai jo bhenchod near impossible hai lekin karna toh padega he warna fir warna fir pata he hai sabko...


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MRI Hogaya Dawaaiyon ka settlement hogaya in short sab hogaya shyaam k 7 baj gaye they or main waapis Mama k ghar k liye nikal he raha tha ki mere pass Sam ka call aagaya..


Sam-Kahaan gaya be??


Main-Yahin tha gaon side ghumne gaya tha fresh air you know, kuch log mill gaye toh baith gaya aa raha hun..


Sam-Ok aaja..


Main-Babhi wagairaah aagaye?


Sam-Aane waale hain 20-25 minutes mein.. Chal aajana main ek friend k yahaan jaa raha hun uske baapu ki tabiyat kharaab hai unse mill aata hun..


Main - Cool..


Call disconnected..


Main ghar pohancha aake fresh hua Sam bahaar gaya tha toh main party work ki updates lene laga lappy par baithke kareeb 2 ghantey takk main usme laga raha obviously Mangal Abeer and Guptaji ne ache se sab sambhaal rakha tha kuch cheejon par meri permission caahiye thi toh maine kuch ko di kuch ko deny kiya kuch ko hold par rakha..Bc thakk gaya again baithtey - 2 issliye main finally utha bed se or washroom mein aaya toilet kiya and jaise he hath dhone laga toh saamne mirror mein dekha mere piche ek masked individual khadda tha or uska hath uth paata usase pehle maine piche muddtey he uske thobdey par punch diya woh punch itana bhayanak laga ki woh toh piche jaake girra he ulta mere hath mein bhi bhayanak dard hua..


Main-Bhenchod.. Hath tutt gaya bc..Bhosdk tujhe kya laga mujhe outsmart kardega?? Bawligand i am AP.. Tu hai kon??


Main uski taraf badha toh Pata nahi kya hua mujhe thokar lagi or main niche girra or jaise he utha toh woh gayab tha.. Bhenchod kahaan gaya?? Mera punch khaake uth gaya..


Main washroom ki side aaya kahin andar naa chipp gaya ho and then dikha mujhe bathroom kaa gate jisme ek dent padd gaya tha jo mere punch kaa tha.. Maine mera hath dekha toh bhenchod pura chill gaya tha hath.. Matlab ye hallucination tha?? Teri maa ki chut bhenchod.. Hadd he hogayi ye toh maadarchod.. What the fuck is wrong with me.. Aise karta hai koi? Bhenchod pagalkhane mein patients bhi khudko aise chout nahi pohanchaatey or tu bhenchod.. Arrey bawligand tutt gaya hath re.. Iski maa ki chut hallucinations ki..
Bhenchod hadd hogayi.. Iski daa...


Nahi nahi.. Nahi gussa nahi.. Chill.. It's ok its OK kuch din ki he toh baat hai..


Oh haan bhenchod sahi kaha gussa nahi.. Yep it's ok.. Its ok.. Sab theek hai..


Maine hath dhoya and room se bahaar aaya toh ek nokar milla jo ek tray mein dahi,, peanuts and etcetera leke uppar jaa raha tha.. Lekin bhenchod uppar toh koi nahi rehta?? Oh yeah.. Bhai and Mama honge uppar.. Bhai or Mama jab bhi ikatha hotey hain thodi - 2 laga letey hain chalo acha hai.. Or isase mujhe ek idea aaya..Di ne bola tha daru mere liye theek hai toh kyun na aaj pee lun kya pata sapne waale hallucinations se picha chutt jaaye atleast .. Limit mein he lunga 10000%..


Main niche aaya toh Sam babhi and kuch nokar wahaan gaddey laga rahe they ladies log k baithne k liye..


Main-Sam idhar aa toh..


Babhi - Khud toh kar nahi raha kuch isko bhi nahi karne dena..


Main-Urgent hai babhi..


Sam mere pass aaya..


Main-Arey sun.. Woh londa tha naa yahaan ka kya naam tha uska.. Jiska bar tha be Tera friend tha jo..Fortuner k andar ye bade bade tires lagwaake rakhta tha jo..


Sam- Avi??


Main-Yeah yeah.. Uska bar still hai.?


Sam-Oh yeah..


Main- Chalega??


Sam-Bc marwaadega kya..


Main-Naa naa limit mein.. Babhi waise bhi raat 12-1 baje takk inke sath busy rahengi toh humlog chup chaap aake so jaaenge..


Sam-Limit mein or humlog?


Main-Yeah yeah kasam se..Bhosdk nahi jaana toh naa bol??


Sam-Kya baat kar raha hai bc.. Karta hun jugaad... But thoda saa issue hai.. Uss Avi k he dad bimaar hain or unhi se milke aaya hun toh usase bar kaa bolunga toh awkward lagega bc..


Main - Toh??. Arrey gaon waala theka kisne liya hai??Bottle leke nehar side baith jaaenge kya dikkat hai..


Sam-Waah.. Apna he hai theka toh woh Amit nahi hota tha lambu, abe jisne humaare sath cigarettes peeni suru ki thi.. Jiski bullet par college ghumne jaatey they..


Main-Yeah yeah..Ache se..


Sam-Ussi ne lerakha hai..wahin baith jaaenge..


Main-Bus toh fir wahi done. Call karke jugaad karwa..


Sam-Ok.. Tu gaddey lagwa dey tabtak..


Main - Ok..


Main Babhi k sath arrangements karwaane laga..


Babhi - Haan khaana ready hai baadmein garam nahi millega ladies k aane k baad..


Main-Arrey naa babhi abhi gaon gaya tha toh 2-3 jagah chaaye pee lee late takk bhook nahi lagegi..Thanda khaa lenge..


Babhi - Ok.. Or maine Mamu ko boldiya hai ki bus naam naam ki peeni hai doctor ne mana kiya hai tu bhi ek baar shakt karke boldey tere bhaiya ko..


Main-Main?? Bhai ko shakt boldun?? Kya baat kar rahe ho babhi..


Babhi - Kyun?


Main - Kya matlab kyun? Bhai hain woh unke saamne main shakti se bolun.. No way..


Babhi - Message kardey..


Main-Yeah ye kar shakta hun..


Babhi - Shakti se..


Maine bhai ko message kiya "Bhai Doctor Ne kaha hai limit mein peena please"..


Main - Yeah bahot strictly boldiya maine..


Sam aaya waapis toh mujhe thumbsup kaa ishaara kiya usne..


Main-Oye Sam tu Avi se milne gaya tha?


Sam-Yeah.Uske dad ki tabiyat bahot kharaab hai..1 maheena hogaya..


Main-Acha?? Abe mujhe bataya nahi tune main bhi chal padta..


Sam-Tu bahaar tha toh main chala gaya..


Main - Chal ek baar mill aatey hain.. Gaon mein kai log bache hain baadmein bolenge AP president bana toh doston ko bhull gaya..


Sam-Sabko Amit k ghar bulaa lenge..Alag Alag jaane ki meri himmat nahi hai..


Main-Sure..


Babhi - Time se waapis aajaana..Gaon mein raat ko late nahi ghumte..


Main-Yeah yeah..


Main or Sam wahin se seedha bahaar nikale gaadi mein aaye Sam driving seat par baitha..


Sam- Sab set hai, 9:30 baje hain or 10 baje k baad kabhi aao bola hai usne kyunki tabtak gaon waale letey rehtey hain uske baad koi naa aata..


Main-chal tabtak sehar se samaan le aaein kuch..


Main or Sam city gaye khaane peene kaa sab samaan le aaye tabtak time hogaya toh humlog theke side aagaye toh wahaan Saaf safaai kar rahe they 2 bandey, humaare he liye obviously..


Sam-Arrey Amit bhosdk humlog raid karne nahi aaye hain yahaan jo safaai kar raha hai.. Daru peene aaye hain..


Amit-Ahahha.. Kaise mere bhai?


Aake Humse galle milla woh..


Amit-Long time no see bhai..


Main-Bus yaar life kuch jyaada he busy chal rahi hai kya karun..


Amit - True.. Aapke kand dekhtey rehtey hain humlog.. Aao bhai baitho..


Main-Andar rehney dey bahaar le aatey hain woh chaarpaai Sam tu lakkadi ikatha karle..


Humne ek chaarpaai or 2 chair and ek table bahaar nikaal lee Sam ne lakadiyan ikathi karlee or aag bhi jalaa lee gayi kya bhayanak sardi thi bhenchod..


Amit-Konsi loge bhai??


Main-Koi bhi chalegi.. Apneko sab chalti hain..


Amit - Premium mein Blue lable, glenlivet 21 years old yaa Macallan hai 18 years old..


Sam-Macallan lele..


Ab mahool ban gaya pegs ban gaye music system chala diya bhenchod kya bar karlega is mahool k saamne hum 4 bandey they toh 5-6 peg per person aaye or baaki kaa toh mood ekdum set hogaya or main thehra nashedi aadmi as usual mera bus surur banana suru he hua tha obviously mujhe limit mein he leni thi toh 3-4 peg or le lene waala tha main.. Ek ek peg kaa Sam or Amit ne bhi boldiya toh ek nayi bottle khull gayi.. Ek ek peg usme se liya he tha ki Iss bich bhai kaa phone aagaya...... Main-Ji bhai..


Deva-Aaye nahi?? Late hogaya hai AP..


Main-Yelog aane naa derahe bhai bole khaana khaake jaana bus khaana khaake aa he rahe hain..


Deva-Theek theek khaane k liye he bula raha tha main chalo jaldi aana..


Main-aaye bhai 1 ghantey k andar.. Aap khaa lo khaana..


Deva-Ok..


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Bhai ne call kiya matlab babhi apne satsang mein busy hogaye they or humlog aaram se jaake so shaktey they bina kissi ko shakk hue hell yeah.. Bus isase hallucinations or rukk jaaein toh mahool ban jaae..


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Baaki 3 ne hath khaddey kardiye toh maine bhi ek last peg large bana liya or legaya bus ye thi meri limit iske baad agar pee toh fir rukka naa jaaega.. Ye last peg ekdum andar jaake laga or bus mood ekdum set hoagya bc itane din ki thakaan ek sath uttar gayi maja he aagaya.. Saari tension saare missions saare tasks sab bhull gaya tha main, at least subah takk k liye toh.. Ab 12 k lagbhag time hogaya tha toh Main or Sam uthey Amit se vida lee and aaye gaadi mein maine driver seat pakkadi kyunki main test karne waala tha ki hallucinate karunga yaa nahi or waise bhi 5 minutes kaa simple saa raasta tha toh jyaada risk nahi tha.. Humlog nikale ghar k liye maine aise gaadi chalaai maano kuch peeya he nahi tha or ekdum bhenchod expert level se gaadi lawn mein park ki and uttare humlog..

Sam-Kahaan jaa raha hai bhosdk??

Main-Andar..

Sam - Back door se aa chutiye yahin toh satsang horaha hai gaddey naa lagaaye they yahaan..

Main-True bhenchod.

Main or Sam ghumke back door se andar ghusse toh dusari taraf ladies kaa program jor shor se chaalu tha kuch ladies dance kar rahi thi woh bhi bina kissi dj yaa speaker dusari ladies k gaano par he dance chal raha tha but humaara rukkne kaa koi iraada nahi tha issliye chup chaap uppar aaye and fresh hoke bed par girr paddey sound yahaan takk aaraha tha niche se but usase koi farak nahi padda as main seconds k hissab se sogaya..

And thanks to Alcohol kya nind aai hai bhenchod gajab.. Sapna toh durr sapne kaa S bhi nahi aaya bus nind aai.. Subah 10 baje meri aankh khulli woh bhi Sam ne uthaaya tab.. Maja aagaya bhenchod.. Naa he hangover kaa issue tha as jyaada toh lee he naa thi ekdum fresh mood k sath utha main.. Yaani plan kaamyaab hua bhenchod hell yeah.. Aise toh thodi thodi main daily le lunga toh bhenchod sab set hai.. 7-8 din ki process bataai thi di ne.. Gajab.

Sam-Uth be ghar nahi jaana hai..

Main-Yeah yeah.. Maja aagaya bc..

Sam-Babhi ko shakk hogaya hai bc.. Raatko aatey hue dekha tha babhi ne boli back gate se kyun aaye khaana kyun naa khaaya maine bahaane toh bahot maardiye dekho ab..

Main - Don't worry.. Chal main ready hoke aaya..

Main fresh hua nahaaya kapde change kiye and niche aaya toh Breakfast k liye baithtey they sab toh main bhi baith gaya..

Mama- Shyaam ko chale jaana beta..

Babhi-Arrey nahi Mamu bahot kaam baaki hain abhi toh.. Baadmein Meenu k sath aajaaenge ek din..

Mama-Ye bhi sahi hai..

Babhi - Aap time se aajana..

Mama-Oh yeah chinta he matt karo..

Babhi - Jaldi jaldi naasta karo re.

Breakfast karke humlog nikale Sam drive kar raha tha bhai aage and main or babhi piche..

Babhi - Tumlog bhi kuch toh karke aaye they raatko..

Main-Kon?? Hum??

Babhi - Yeah.. Tumhaari chaal ajeeb lagi mujhe..

Main-Oh hell no babhi.. Humlog toh Amit ki baithak se bahaar takk naa gaye wahin they or wahin se khaana khaake waapis aagaye..

Babhi - Pakka..

Main-Oh yeah..

Babhi - Juth bolraha hai tu..

Main - Oh come on babhi.. Main..

Main kuch bolta usase pehle mera phone baja jo Devika Bua ka tha..

Main-Ji..

Devika-Medicines ready hai AP..

Main-Good..Main Shyaam ko lelunga..

Devika-Ok.. Or haan please AP Yogesh or Vikrant Mhatre k baare mein bhull matt jaana he is a huge issue here..

Main-Yogesh toh theek ye Vikrant kon??

Devika-Arrey wohi jiska hath hai iske uppar kal bataya toh tha..

Main - Oh yeah yaad aaya.. Iska naam kahin toh suna lagta hai.. Dont worry main dekhlunga..

Devika-Thanks..

Main - Thanks to you..

Call disconnected..

Main-Bhai Vikrant Mhatre naam suna hai??

Deva-Vikrant Mhatre. Naa.. Nahi.. Kya hua??

Main-Ye Devika Bua k wahaan waala Yogesh Yadav haina uske Uppar issi ka hath hai.. Or iska naam maine kahin toh kissi k munh se toh suna hai or suna hai toh i am sure important hai ye.. Hai kon lekin ye yaad nahi aaraha..

Deva-Hmm.. Maine toh nahi suna hai..

Ab babhi k sath or discussion ho or meri poll khule usase better maine Vikrant Mhatre par research karni theek samjhi.. Maine puri team ko, Abeer, Mangal sabko message kiya ki ye Vikrant kon hai.. Lekin sabka reply aaya negative.. Toh bhenchod kon bataya mujhe iske baare mein.. Jatin?? Jatin ko call kiya maine toh usko bhi kuch nahi pata tha. Then last bacha Chang. Maine usko message kiya and uske reply ka wait karne laga..

1 ghantey se uppar kaa time nikaal diya maine Vikrant k piche , tabtak babhi topic bhull chuki thi or baaki sab baatein hone lagi..

And then aaya mere pass Chang kaa call, tab mujhe nahi maalum tha ki ye call bahot jyada important hone waala tha..This was going to be huge..

Main-Haan..

Chang - Vikrant Mhatre..

Main-Yeah.. Naam suna hai maine iska kisase suna hai ye naa pata..

Chang - Mere se suna hai..

Main-Oh really??kon hai ye??

Chang - Bhull gaye? Vikrant Mhatre Sahil Pandey kaa right hand..

Main-Sahil Pandey?? Pankaj Pandey kaa dusara londa?? Nidhi kaa bhai??

Main chillaaya...

Chang - Oh yeah..

Main - What the fuck..?? Really??

Chang - Yeah aapne jab mujhe Pandey family ki details nikaalne bola tha tab iska naam bataya tha maine aapko..

Main - Ye Sahil kaa right hand hai?? Holy shit.. This ia big.. This is insane.. Fucking hell.. Sahil Pandey mill gaya..

Chang - Kind of..

Main-Wahi toh bc mujhe laga he tha mujhe naam yaad hai toh koi vip banda hoga lekin ye naa pata tha ye bhenchod sabka baap hai.. Ye Sahil kaa right hand hai.. Lekin ye ek Rohtak k londey ko kyun support kar raha hai??

Chang - I don't know.. Jaake pata chalega..

Main-Yeah.. Abhi nikal tu main bhi abhi nikal raha hun.. Ek second bhi waste nahi karna hai agar ye mill gaya naa toh samjh Sahil millgaya kyunki woh toh expect bhi naa kar raha hoga ki humlog uske piche aarahe hain..

Chang - Yeah..

Call disconnected..

Maine turant jaanwar ko call kiya..

Abeer - Haan be aaye nahi??

Main-Main toh nahi aaya tu aaja Ami Or Jack ko leke Rohtak k liye nikal abhi main tujhe apne waale toll plaza k pass millunga.. Meri deagles le aana or asap nikalo.. Urgent hai sawaal baadmein karna..

Abeer-Got you boss..

Call disconnected..

Deva - Rukk rukk orr phone karne se pehle bata toh dey kya horaha hai Rohtak kyun jaa raha hai tu??

Main-Ye Jo Yogesh Yadav haina Devika bua k yahaan waala Drug Dealer cum tucha gangster uske Uppar Vikrant Mhatre kaa hath hai aisa suna hai juth nahi ho sakta kyunki Vikrant kaa naam toh waise he koi nahi jaanta toh uska naam aaya hai toh ye sach hai.. Vikrant Mhatre Sahil Pandey ka Right hand hai Sahil Pandey yaani Pankaj Pandey ka beta or Nidhi kaa bhai.. Yaani Vikrant mill gaya toh Sahil mill gaya samjho.. This is great..Issliye main Jaanwar Rohtak jaarahe hain ek baar jaankari nikaal letey hain ki woh iss londey k sath kyun hai..

Deva-Ok..

Babhi-Lekin abhi kyun?? Shaadi takk tumlog ye sab drop kardo naa yaar..

Main-Impossible babhi ek second waste nahi karna caahta main iss information k baad this is huge.. Or i promise ek baar ye karlun fir shaadi takk shant baithunga maximum 2 din lagenge.. Aaj 22 hai toh 25 ko ghar millunga aapko then 25,26,27 28 and 29 ghar he hun.. Lekin abhi nahi rukk shakta..

Continued..
 

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Update-135(Vikrant = Sahil Pandey)
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Baaki 3 ne hath khaddey kardiye toh maine bhi ek last peg large bana liya or legaya bus ye thi meri limit iske baad agar pee toh fir rukka naa jaaega.. Ye last peg ekdum andar jaake laga or bus mood ekdum set hoagya bc itane din ki thakaan ek sath uttar gayi maja he aagaya.. Saari tension saare missions saare tasks sab bhull gaya tha main, at least subah takk k liye toh.. Ab 12 k lagbhag time hogaya tha toh Main or Sam uthey Amit se vida lee and aaye gaadi mein maine driver seat pakkadi kyunki main test karne waala tha ki hallucinate karunga yaa nahi or waise bhi 5 minutes kaa simple saa raasta tha toh jyaada risk nahi tha.. Humlog nikale ghar k liye maine aise gaadi chalaai maano kuch peeya he nahi tha or ekdum bhenchod expert level se gaadi lawn mein park ki and uttare humlog..

Sam-Kahaan jaa raha hai bhosdk??

Main-Andar..

Sam - Back door se aa chutiye yahin toh satsang horaha hai gaddey naa lagaaye they yahaan..

Main-True bhenchod.

Main or Sam ghumke back door se andar ghusse toh dusari taraf ladies kaa program jor shor se chaalu tha kuch ladies dance kar rahi thi woh bhi bina kissi dj yaa speaker dusari ladies k gaano par he dance chal raha tha but humaara rukkne kaa koi iraada nahi tha issliye chup chaap uppar aaye and fresh hoke bed par girr paddey sound yahaan takk aaraha tha niche se but usase koi farak nahi padda as main seconds k hissab se sogaya..

And thanks to Alcohol kya nind aai hai bhenchod gajab.. Sapna toh durr sapne kaa S bhi nahi aaya bus nind aai.. Subah 10 baje meri aankh khulli woh bhi Sam ne uthaaya tab.. Maja aagaya bhenchod.. Naa he hangover kaa issue tha as jyaada toh lee he naa thi ekdum fresh mood k sath utha main.. Yaani plan kaamyaab hua bhenchod hell yeah.. Aise toh thodi thodi main daily le lunga toh bhenchod sab set hai.. 7-8 din ki process bataai thi di ne.. Gajab.

Sam-Uth be ghar nahi jaana hai..

Main-Yeah yeah.. Maja aagaya bc..

Sam-Babhi ko shakk hogaya hai bc.. Raatko aatey hue dekha tha babhi ne boli back gate se kyun aaye khaana kyun naa khaaya maine bahaane toh bahot maardiye dekho ab..

Main - Don't worry.. Chal main ready hoke aaya..

Main fresh hua nahaaya kapde change kiye and niche aaya toh Breakfast k liye baithtey they sab toh main bhi baith gaya..

Mama- Shyaam ko chale jaana beta..

Babhi-Arrey nahi Mamu bahot kaam baaki hain abhi toh.. Baadmein Meenu k sath aajaaenge ek din..

Mama-Ye bhi sahi hai..

Babhi - Aap time se aajana..

Mama-Oh yeah chinta he matt karo..

Babhi - Jaldi jaldi naasta karo re.

Breakfast karke humlog nikale Sam drive kar raha tha bhai aage and main or babhi piche..

Babhi - Tumlog bhi kuch toh karke aaye they raatko..

Main-Kon?? Hum??

Babhi - Yeah.. Tumhaari chaal ajeeb lagi mujhe..

Main-Oh hell no babhi.. Humlog toh Amit ki baithak se bahaar takk naa gaye wahin they or wahin se khaana khaake waapis aagaye..

Babhi - Pakka..

Main-Oh yeah..

Babhi - Juth bolraha hai tu..

Main - Oh come on babhi.. Main..

Main kuch bolta usase pehle mera phone baja jo Devika Bua ka tha..

Main-Ji..

Devika-Medicines ready hai AP..

Main-Good..Main Shyaam ko lelunga..

Devika-Ok.. Or haan please AP Yogesh or Vikrant Mhatre k baare mein bhull matt jaana he is a huge issue here..

Main-Yogesh toh theek ye Vikrant kon??

Devika-Arrey wohi jiska hath hai iske uppar kal bataya toh tha..

Main - Oh yeah yaad aaya.. Iska naam kahin toh suna lagta hai.. Dont worry main dekhlunga..

Devika-Thanks..

Main - Thanks to you..

Call disconnected..

Main-Bhai Vikrant Mhatre naam suna hai??

Deva-Vikrant Mhatre. Naa.. Nahi.. Kya hua??

Main-Ye Devika Bua k wahaan waala Yogesh Yadav haina uske Uppar issi ka hath hai.. Or iska naam maine kahin toh kissi k munh se toh suna hai or suna hai toh i am sure important hai ye.. Hai kon lekin ye yaad nahi aaraha..

Deva-Hmm.. Maine toh nahi suna hai..

Ab babhi k sath or discussion ho or meri poll khule usase better maine Vikrant Mhatre par research karni theek samjhi.. Maine puri team ko, Abeer, Mangal sabko message kiya ki ye Vikrant kon hai.. Lekin sabka reply aaya negative.. Toh bhenchod kon bataya mujhe iske baare mein.. Jatin?? Jatin ko call kiya maine toh usko bhi kuch nahi pata tha. Then last bacha Chang. Maine usko message kiya and uske reply ka wait karne laga..

1 ghantey se uppar kaa time nikaal diya maine Vikrant k piche , tabtak babhi topic bhull chuki thi or baaki sab baatein hone lagi..

And then aaya mere pass Chang kaa call, tab mujhe nahi maalum tha ki ye call bahot jyada important hone waala tha..This was going to be huge..

Main-Haan..

Chang - Vikrant Mhatre..

Main-Yeah.. Naam suna hai maine iska kisase suna hai ye naa pata..

Chang - Mere se suna hai..

Main-Oh really??kon hai ye??

Chang - Bhull gaye? Vikrant Mhatre Sahil Pandey kaa right hand..

Main-Sahil Pandey?? Pankaj Pandey kaa dusara londa?? Nidhi kaa bhai??

Main chillaaya...

Chang - Oh yeah..

Main - What the fuck..?? Really??

Chang - Yeah aapne jab mujhe Pandey family ki details nikaalne bola tha tab iska naam bataya tha maine aapko..

Main - Ye Sahil kaa right hand hai?? Holy shit.. This ia big.. This is insane.. Fucking hell.. Sahil Pandey mill gaya..

Chang - Kind of..

Main-Wahi toh bc mujhe laga he tha mujhe naam yaad hai toh koi vip banda hoga lekin ye naa pata tha ye bhenchod sabka baap hai.. Ye Sahil kaa right hand hai.. Lekin ye ek Rohtak k londey ko kyun support kar raha hai??

Chang - I don't know.. Jaake pata chalega..

Main-Yeah.. Abhi nikal tu main bhi abhi nikal raha hun.. Ek second bhi waste nahi karna hai agar ye mill gaya naa toh samjh Sahil millgaya kyunki woh toh expect bhi naa kar raha hoga ki humlog uske piche aarahe hain..

Chang - Yeah..

Call disconnected..

Maine turant jaanwar ko call kiya..

Abeer - Haan be aaye nahi??

Main-Main toh nahi aaya tu aaja Ami Or Jack ko leke Rohtak k liye nikal abhi main tujhe apne waale toll plaza k pass millunga.. Meri deagles le aana or asap nikalo.. Urgent hai sawaal baadmein karna..

Abeer-Got you boss..

Call disconnected..

Deva - Rukk rukk orr phone karne se pehle bata toh dey kya horaha hai Rohtak kyun jaa raha hai tu??

Main-Ye Jo Yogesh Yadav haina Devika bua k yahaan waala Drug Dealer cum tucha gangster uske Uppar Vikrant Mhatre kaa hath hai aisa suna hai juth nahi ho sakta kyunki Vikrant kaa naam toh waise he koi nahi jaanta toh uska naam aaya hai toh ye sach hai.. Vikrant Mhatre Sahil Pandey ka Right hand hai Sahil Pandey yaani Pankaj Pandey ka beta or Nidhi kaa bhai.. Yaani Vikrant mill gaya toh Sahil mill gaya samjho.. This is great..Issliye main Jaanwar Rohtak jaarahe hain ek baar jaankari nikaal letey hain ki woh iss londey k sath kyun hai..

Deva-Ok..

Babhi-Lekin abhi kyun?? Shaadi takk tumlog ye sab drop kardo naa yaar..

Main-Impossible babhi ek second waste nahi karna caahta main iss information k baad this is huge.. Or i promise ek baar ye karlun fir shaadi takk shant baithunga maximum 2 din lagenge.. Aaj 22 hai toh 25 ko ghar millunga aapko then 25,26,27 28 and 29 ghar he hun.. Lekin abhi nahi rukk shakta..

Continued..
Waah bhai kya hi news mili hai waise AP bua ji ki madad nahi karne wala tha but ab jab Wo Sahil Pandey ka Right hand nikal aaya ya I bahut badi wali machli toh fir toh Bua ji ke liye nahi apne liye hi ese pakadna hoga very nice
 
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Waah bhai kya hi news mili hai waise AP bua ji ki madad nahi karne wala tha but ab jab Wo Sahil Pandey ka Right hand nikal aaya ya I bahut badi wali machli toh fir toh Bua ji ke liye nahi apne liye hi ese pakadna hoga very nice
Help karna caahta tha but abhi nahi karna caahta tha, after marriage karne waala tha. Kyunki usko thodi maalum tha ki Vikrant mhatre itana bada magrmchh hai toh usse laga shaadi takk toh wait kar he shakta hai chota mota Chindi chor hoga Yogesh koi lekin jab usse pata chala toh obviously usne turant jaana theek samjha.
 
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