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Nearly 50 likes hain updates pe,lekin comment bc 10 bhi nahi :sigh: deal bhull rahe ho kya guys aise matt kiya karo padh rahe ho toh mujhe batao padh rahe ho, comment jarur karo likes ka kya ghanta karunga main 6 lakh k kareeb likes leke baitha hun main unka kuch nahi karna mujhe , mujhe bus tumhare comments se matlab hai unhi se inspire hoke aage likhne ka mann karta hai mera toh please comment kiya karo beshak kaise bhi karo lekin karo jarur.
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Baaki 3 ne hath khaddey kardiye toh maine bhi ek last peg large bana liya or legaya bus ye thi meri limit iske baad agar pee toh fir rukka naa jaaega.. Ye last peg ekdum andar jaake laga or bus mood ekdum set hoagya bc itane din ki thakaan ek sath uttar gayi maja he aagaya.. Saari tension saare missions saare tasks sab bhull gaya tha main, at least subah takk k liye toh.. Ab 12 k lagbhag time hogaya tha toh Main or Sam uthey Amit se vida lee and aaye gaadi mein maine driver seat pakkadi kyunki main test karne waala tha ki hallucinate karunga yaa nahi or waise bhi 5 minutes kaa simple saa raasta tha toh jyaada risk nahi tha.. Humlog nikale ghar k liye maine aise gaadi chalaai maano kuch peeya he nahi tha or ekdum bhenchod expert level se gaadi lawn mein park ki and uttare humlog..

Sam-Kahaan jaa raha hai bhosdk??

Main-Andar..

Sam - Back door se aa chutiye yahin toh satsang horaha hai gaddey naa lagaaye they yahaan..

Main-True bhenchod.

Main or Sam ghumke back door se andar ghusse toh dusari taraf ladies kaa program jor shor se chaalu tha kuch ladies dance kar rahi thi woh bhi bina kissi dj yaa speaker dusari ladies k gaano par he dance chal raha tha but humaara rukkne kaa koi iraada nahi tha issliye chup chaap uppar aaye and fresh hoke bed par girr paddey sound yahaan takk aaraha tha niche se but usase koi farak nahi padda as main seconds k hissab se sogaya..

And thanks to Alcohol kya nind aai hai bhenchod gajab.. Sapna toh durr sapne kaa S bhi nahi aaya bus nind aai.. Subah 10 baje meri aankh khulli woh bhi Sam ne uthaaya tab.. Maja aagaya bhenchod.. Naa he hangover kaa issue tha as jyaada toh lee he naa thi ekdum fresh mood k sath utha main.. Yaani plan kaamyaab hua bhenchod hell yeah.. Aise toh thodi thodi main daily le lunga toh bhenchod sab set hai.. 7-8 din ki process bataai thi di ne.. Gajab.

Sam-Uth be ghar nahi jaana hai..

Main-Yeah yeah.. Maja aagaya bc..

Sam-Babhi ko shakk hogaya hai bc.. Raatko aatey hue dekha tha babhi ne boli back gate se kyun aaye khaana kyun naa khaaya maine bahaane toh bahot maardiye dekho ab..

Main - Don't worry.. Chal main ready hoke aaya..

Main fresh hua nahaaya kapde change kiye and niche aaya toh Breakfast k liye baithtey they sab toh main bhi baith gaya..

Mama- Shyaam ko chale jaana beta..

Babhi-Arrey nahi Mamu bahot kaam baaki hain abhi toh.. Baadmein Meenu k sath aajaaenge ek din..

Mama-Ye bhi sahi hai..

Babhi - Aap time se aajana..

Mama-Oh yeah chinta he matt karo..

Babhi - Jaldi jaldi naasta karo re.

Breakfast karke humlog nikale Sam drive kar raha tha bhai aage and main or babhi piche..

Babhi - Tumlog bhi kuch toh karke aaye they raatko..

Main-Kon?? Hum??

Babhi - Yeah.. Tumhaari chaal ajeeb lagi mujhe..

Main-Oh hell no babhi.. Humlog toh Amit ki baithak se bahaar takk naa gaye wahin they or wahin se khaana khaake waapis aagaye..

Babhi - Pakka..

Main-Oh yeah..

Babhi - Juth bolraha hai tu..

Main - Oh come on babhi.. Main..

Main kuch bolta usase pehle mera phone baja jo Devika Bua ka tha..

Main-Ji..

Devika-Medicines ready hai AP..

Main-Good..Main Shyaam ko lelunga..

Devika-Ok.. Or haan please AP Yogesh or Vikrant Mhatre k baare mein bhull matt jaana he is a huge issue here..

Main-Yogesh toh theek ye Vikrant kon??

Devika-Arrey wohi jiska hath hai iske uppar kal bataya toh tha..

Main - Oh yeah yaad aaya.. Iska naam kahin toh suna lagta hai.. Dont worry main dekhlunga..

Devika-Thanks..

Main - Thanks to you..

Call disconnected..

Main-Bhai Vikrant Mhatre naam suna hai??

Deva-Vikrant Mhatre. Naa.. Nahi.. Kya hua??

Main-Ye Devika Bua k wahaan waala Yogesh Yadav haina uske Uppar issi ka hath hai.. Or iska naam maine kahin toh kissi k munh se toh suna hai or suna hai toh i am sure important hai ye.. Hai kon lekin ye yaad nahi aaraha..

Deva-Hmm.. Maine toh nahi suna hai..

Ab babhi k sath or discussion ho or meri poll khule usase better maine Vikrant Mhatre par research karni theek samjhi.. Maine puri team ko, Abeer, Mangal sabko message kiya ki ye Vikrant kon hai.. Lekin sabka reply aaya negative.. Toh bhenchod kon bataya mujhe iske baare mein.. Jatin?? Jatin ko call kiya maine toh usko bhi kuch nahi pata tha. Then last bacha Chang. Maine usko message kiya and uske reply ka wait karne laga..

1 ghantey se uppar kaa time nikaal diya maine Vikrant k piche , tabtak babhi topic bhull chuki thi or baaki sab baatein hone lagi..

And then aaya mere pass Chang kaa call, tab mujhe nahi maalum tha ki ye call bahot jyada important hone waala tha..This was going to be huge..

Main-Haan..

Chang - Vikrant Mhatre..

Main-Yeah.. Naam suna hai maine iska kisase suna hai ye naa pata..

Chang - Mere se suna hai..

Main-Oh really??kon hai ye??

Chang - Bhull gaye? Vikrant Mhatre Sahil Pandey kaa right hand..

Main-Sahil Pandey?? Pankaj Pandey kaa dusara londa?? Nidhi kaa bhai??

Main chillaaya...

Chang - Oh yeah..

Main - What the fuck..?? Really??

Chang - Yeah aapne jab mujhe Pandey family ki details nikaalne bola tha tab iska naam bataya tha maine aapko..

Main - Ye Sahil kaa right hand hai?? Holy shit.. This ia big.. This is insane.. Fucking hell.. Sahil Pandey mill gaya..

Chang - Kind of..

Main-Wahi toh bc mujhe laga he tha mujhe naam yaad hai toh koi vip banda hoga lekin ye naa pata tha ye bhenchod sabka baap hai.. Ye Sahil kaa right hand hai.. Lekin ye ek Rohtak k londey ko kyun support kar raha hai??

Chang - I don't know.. Jaake pata chalega..

Main-Yeah.. Abhi nikal tu main bhi abhi nikal raha hun.. Ek second bhi waste nahi karna hai agar ye mill gaya naa toh samjh Sahil millgaya kyunki woh toh expect bhi naa kar raha hoga ki humlog uske piche aarahe hain..

Chang - Yeah..

Call disconnected..

Maine turant jaanwar ko call kiya..

Abeer - Haan be aaye nahi??

Main-Main toh nahi aaya tu aaja Ami Or Jack ko leke Rohtak k liye nikal abhi main tujhe apne waale toll plaza k pass millunga.. Meri deagles le aana or asap nikalo.. Urgent hai sawaal baadmein karna..

Abeer-Got you boss..

Call disconnected..

Deva - Rukk rukk orr phone karne se pehle bata toh dey kya horaha hai Rohtak kyun jaa raha hai tu??

Main-Ye Jo Yogesh Yadav haina Devika bua k yahaan waala Drug Dealer cum tucha gangster uske Uppar Vikrant Mhatre kaa hath hai aisa suna hai juth nahi ho sakta kyunki Vikrant kaa naam toh waise he koi nahi jaanta toh uska naam aaya hai toh ye sach hai.. Vikrant Mhatre Sahil Pandey ka Right hand hai Sahil Pandey yaani Pankaj Pandey ka beta or Nidhi kaa bhai.. Yaani Vikrant mill gaya toh Sahil mill gaya samjho.. This is great..Issliye main Jaanwar Rohtak jaarahe hain ek baar jaankari nikaal letey hain ki woh iss londey k sath kyun hai..

Deva-Ok..

Babhi-Lekin abhi kyun?? Shaadi takk tumlog ye sab drop kardo naa yaar..

Main-Impossible babhi ek second waste nahi karna caahta main iss information k baad this is huge.. Or i promise ek baar ye karlun fir shaadi takk shant baithunga maximum 2 din lagenge.. Aaj 22 hai toh 25 ko ghar millunga aapko then 25,26,27 28 and 29 ghar he hun.. Lekin abhi nahi rukk shakta..

Continued..
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Main - Mujhe yahaan uttar dena toll tax par Abeer yahaan se pick karlega mujhe and direct nikal jaaenge humlog Rohtak..

Sam-Ok..

Babhi - Dhyaan rakhna and make it quick samjha..

Main-Oh yeah don't worry..

Deva-Koi help caahiye toh Devika ji ko bolna wahaan ki AP woh hain.

Main-Yeah..

Main toll tax par uttara and Abeer ko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan pohancha lawde..

Abeer - 5 minutes..

Main - Jaldi aa..

Abeer 5 - 7 minutes baad wahaan pohancha and humlog nikale Rohtak k liye yahaan se 25-30 minutes kaa he raasta tha.. Abeer or Ami dono he they..

Main - Jack nahi aaya??

Abeer-Mangal k sath gaya tha woh usko aane mein time lag jaata or tu asap bola toh humlog aagaye..

Main-Yeah we are enough or jarurat padegi toh bula lenge..

Abeer-Hua kya woh toh bata..

Maine unko bataya Yogesh Yadav k baare mein Vikrant Mhatre k baare mein..

Abeer - Holy shit.. Vikrant Se humlog Sahil Pandey ko dharr shaktey hain matlab..

Main-1000%..

Abeer-Or bhenchod usse khabar bhi nahi lagegi kyunki uske according toh humlog uski behan k piche hain..

Main-Wahi toh bc.. This is the best chance we have.. Lekin unko khabar naa honi caahiye humlog kya karne Rohtak aaein hain..

Abeer - Abe party meetings k liye aaein hain ye khabar faila denge..Kon shakk karega Bhenchod iss iss maheene mein main khud 7-8 baar Rohtak jaa chuka hun.. 4-5 baar toh tu he aagaya hoga..

Main-Yep. Seedha Devika bua k ghar lelena..

Devika Bua Rohtak district k bilkul side waale gaon mein rehti hain unka gaon technically sehar mein he milta hai issliye Rohtak se operate karna better rahega humaare liye.. Humlog bua k gaon pohanchey unke bungalow k bahaar humein police waalon ne roukk liya seesha niche kiya toh salute k sath gate khulla.. Humlog aage aaye gaadi park ki andar enter hue toh andar hall mein he humein fufaji baithtey mill gaye..

Fufaji-Arrey rey rrey dekho dekho kon aaya hai dhanya bhaag humaare jo tumlog ne darshan diye..

Main-Hehehe.. Parnaam fufaji..

Fufaji-Arrey kahaan k fufaji bhai.. Fufaji ki kahaan yaad aati hai tumhe harr hafte Rohtak aatey rehte ho buaji se mil letey ho lekin Humein darshan bhi nahi detey..

Main-Kya karein fufaji itana tight schedule chal raha hai ki puchiye matt.. Warna aapko kaise bhull shaktey hain..

Fufaji-Arrey main bimaar naa hota toh ghar aake mill jaata.. Parson Deva or Mangal aaye they card dene unke sath bhi naa aaye tumlog..

Abeer - Kya karein yaar Fufaji harr taraf jaana padd raha hai.. Warna aapke pass toh mujhe or AP ko he aana tha but bhai bole Fufaji ko main personally bulaake aaunga..

Fufaji - Arrey majaak kar raha hun.. Chaaye coffee?? Juice??

Main-Khaana khaaenge seedha..

Fufaji - Ye hui naa baat.. Lunch ready hone he waala hai..

Main - Bua ji kahaan hain??

Fufaji - Party office gayi thi boli shyaam takk aaegi.. Lekin tum bulaaoge toh abhi aajaaegi..

Maine turant bua ji ko call kiya..

Devika - Haan AP..

Main - Arrey kahaan gayab ho bua ji humlog yahaan gharpe wait kar rahe hain aapka or aap sehar ghum rahi ho..

Devika - Tumlog ghar ho??

Main-Orr nahi toh kya.. Aap madad maango or hum naa aaein lo karlo baat..

Devika - Abhi aarahi hun AP 10 minutes mein..

Main - Cool..

Call disconnected..

Humne Fufaji se baatein ki family health wagairaah ki tabtak buaji aagayi unse mille humlog.

Fufaji - Waise AP kya baat hogayi jo yun achaanak aana padd gaya??

Main-Arrey ye haina kya naam hai uska Yogesh..

Devika - Yadav..

Fufaji - Arrey rey rey... Kya ghatiya aadmi hai AP.. Puch matt.. Ye dekh.. Abhi subah he padh raha tha uske baare mein..

Fufaji ne mujhe newspaper diya toh local waale newspaper k front page par he badi headlines thi "College Mein firse dange Yogi group k Gurgo ne College students ko peeta" maine news padhi..

Main-fucking hell.. College k ladko k sath kya issue hai iska??

Fufaji - Ram jaane.. Ye toh kuch naa hai harr dusare din inke kand aatey hain newspaper mein or abtoh college mein bhi maar kaat karne laga hai ye.. Maine toh 4-5 din se Avni ko college he naa bheja hai.. Kya pata iss jaise logon ka kahaan kya kiske sath kardein..

Main-Aji Haan.. Meri behan ki taraf dekh bhi le toh munh mein hath daalke kaleja nikaal lunga innkaa...

Fufaji - Lekin kyun risk lena beta, uska Devika k sath issue hai he toh kya pata uska badla Avni se lene lag jaae aise logon ka kya he bharosa....Waise Avni ko pata hoga kya issue hai uska college mein kuch bata toh rahi thi woh..

Main-Avni hai kahan??

Devika - Uppar he hai.

Main-(Chilaake) Avni... Avni..Behari hogayi kya?? Avni..

Avni Devika bua ki ladki hai yaani meri behan school mein humaare sath thi actually Humse junior thi kaafi 3-4 class piche.. Tab Rohit k yahaan rehti thi ye baadmein yahan shift hogayi.. Maine Awaaj lagaai toh uppar se dekha Avni ne or mujhe dekhtey he seedhiyaan kuddti hui niche aai woh, or niche aake kuddti hui he mujhse galle milli..

Avni - I hate you i hate you i hate you so so so much..

Main-Aji Haan.. Aise hate hota hoga..

Mujhe mukka maarke woh Abeer se milli.. Then uski complaints suni ki itane din baad kyun aae wagairaah wagairaah.. Then finally woh baithi humaare sath..

Main-Ye bata ye kya chakkar hai..

Maine newspaper usko detey hue kaha..

Avni - Ye Rojj ka hai bhaiya..

Main-Hai kya lekin?? Kya issue hai..

Avni- Ye jo Yogi haina iski behan hai jo humaare college se phd kar rahi hai Pargya Yadav uska kuch issue tha chota mota college k ladko k sath jo iske bhai ko pata chal gaya or woh suru mein toh apne gundo ko Leke khud aaya or students ko peeta uske baad toh befaltu mein he uske gunde aatey hain or students ko maartey rehtey hain.. Teachers ko bhi nahi bakshtey.. 10-12 din se ek class bhi nahi lagi hai college mein..

Main-What?? Really??Itana bada issue hogaya hai.. Fucking hell..

Avni-Yea..

Main-Bua ne bataya toh tha mujhe lekin mujhe naa pata tha baat itani badh chuki hai..

Abeer-What about police??

Avni-Police kuch nahi kar sakti bhaiya..

Main - Letme guess unhe koi gwaah naa milta or milta bhi hai toh woh Yogi k kissi bande ko pakkadke Thane lejaatey hain and that's it.. Jab senior officers aatey hain toh wahi dikha detey hain..

Devika - Yep.. Exactly yahi horaha hai.. Yogesh k contact harr thane mein hain.. Hawldar, Si inspector takk.. Woh log kaarwaahi toh kartey hain lekin Yogesh ko bachaake..

Main-Interesting.. Well don't worry Avni jald he classes start hojaaengi.. Karta hun ilaaj iska main jaldi he woh bhi.

Abeer-Yeah karna padega be.. Ye toh gangster bana fir raha hai yahaan..

Fufaji - or nahi toh kya Abeer.. Puch matt 3-4 maheene mein ye yahaan kaa Baap ban gaya kal tak Hawldar bhi isko utha utha k maartey they aaj ye SP se nahi darrta..Or raah chalta kissi se bhi bheed jaa raha hai aadha hospital iski wajah se bharra hai..

Main-Baap bana nahi banaya gaya hai iske piche naa..

Main boltey-2 rukka..

Main-Tu jaa tera kaam kar..

Avni - Bhaiya ab bachi nahi hun main i am a big girl i understand everything..

Main-Thappad maarunga toh big se small bantey derr naa lagegi.. Jaa coffee leke aa.. Kya hero banke baithi hai. Ye nahi chaaye coffee toh puch lun bhaiya se..

Avni-Laati hun laati hun..

Avni gayi wahan se..

Main-Vikrant karke hai ek bahot bade gangster ka khaas uska hath hai iske uppar.. Kyun i dont know.. Abhi he support diya hai usne isko tabhi toh ye itana bada ban gaya hai.. Lekin support kar kyun raha hai i dont know..

Woh pata lagaane ka kaam Chang kaa tha or woh lagalega pata..

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Humne bua or fufaji k sath or discuss kiya Yogesh k baare mein or end result ye tha ki Yogesh got to go yaani he must die..Humne lunch kiya sabke sath..

Main-Bua ji party office mein news faila do humlog next 2 din takk yahaan meetings k liye hain or time to time meetings lenge jisko invite kiya jaaega wahi aaega meetings mein nobody else..

Devika - Ok..

Main - Also we need a place to live..

Devika-Place to live?? Ye ghar tumhara hai what do you mean place to live yahaan rahoge tum .

Main-Na naa Bua..

Fufaji - Kya naa naa? Ye toh sawaal he nahi hai AP tu Rohtak mein hotey hue yahaan nahi rahega?? Ye nahi hone waala.. Tu pagal hai agar tujhe lagta hai main allow kardunga ye..

Avni - Exactly.. You are not going anywhere..

Main-Arrey guys guys woh baat nahi hai.. Humlog yahaan nahi rukk shaktey yahan rukkenge toh clear hojaaega humlog meetings k liye nahi hain personal issues k liye hain or yahaan personal issue kya hai?? Obviously Yogesh woh shyaana hojaaega actually woh nahi uska baap Vikrant shyaana hojaaega.. Or main ye risk nahi lunga not at all.. Warna main khud pagal thodi hun jo yahaan hotey hue hotel lunga..

Avni - but bhaiya this is not fair..

Main-Arrey samjha kar Avni uska ilaaj karna jaruri hai family time baadmein lelenge humlog.. But agar news leak hogayi toh this will be hard for us..

Fufaji - Makes sense.. But hotel toh nahi lene dunga main, mere hotey hue tumlog hotel mei rukkogeToh Deepu or Deva ko kya munh dikhaaunga main.. Apna makaan hai Rohtak wahaan rukk jaana tumlog..

Devika - Yep perfect..

Main-Ok no problem..

Devika - Lekin khaana yahan aake khaana yaa main pohanchwa dungi..

Main-Oh yeah ye toh main bolne waaala tha khudse.. I hate bahaar kaa khaana..

Ab mera phone baja jo Chang kaa tha.. Maine side mein aake uthaaya..

Main-Haanji milla kuch??

Chang - Yeah.. Yogesh 0 se hero ban gaya hai limited time mein.. Exactly nahi keh shakta Vikrant kaa hath hai hut kissi bade bandey kaa hath hai uske piche yaani inshort Vikrant kaa he.. Vikrant usko fund kar raha hai.. Paiso se bhi or bando se bhi.. Yogesh k sath jo bandey rehtey hain usme se 2-3 he Yogesh k bandey hain baaki sab bahaar se hain.. Mumbai side se.. Or Mumbai se kon hai??

Main-Pandey family...

Chang - Exactly matlab it's 99.9 % confirmed that Vikrant he iske piche hai.. But kyun i have 0 idea.. 0..Kya reason ho shakta hai i dont know.. Koi logic nahi hai Yogesh kabhi haryana se bahaar nahi gaya hai or Vikrant toh abhi kuch maheene pehle he yahaan aaaya hai Namit Bhatt k jaane k baad Sahil or Nidhi North India aae they toh ye bhi aaya hoga or tabhi se iska contact hua hai Yogesh se but kaise?? Woh yahaan Rohtak mein hai or Sahil haryana mein naa hai Delhi yaa Noida hoga most probably toh uske right hand kaa Rohtak mein kya kaam..? It doesn't make sense..

Main-Yeah.. Ye kaise possible hai koi toh kaddi hai jo in dono ko ek sath jodti hai.. Lekin kya?? Aisi kya baat hai jo Vikrant ne isko itani hype di hai..

Chang - I don't know..

Main - Oh i know.. I know bc.. Rukk 2 minutes mein call karta hun..

Call disconnected..

Main-Avni... I know ye thoda weird sound karega.. But ye Jo Yogesh ki behan hai jo tumhaare college mein hai ye kaisi dikhti hai??

Avni - Matlab?? I mean good looking hai.. She is pretty cute.. Or ye apne bhai ko nahi bulaati ladaai wagairaah k liye ye toh bechaari chup chaap rehti hai..

Main-Or ye haal filhaal he aai haina college?? Pichle kuch months mein..

Avni - Oh yeah last session mein admission liya hai usne.. Usase pehle yahaan nahi thi...

Main - Ohk.. Mill gaya reason.. Aata hun main..

Maine waapis Chang ko call kiya..

Main - Mill gaya reason..

Chang - kya??

Main-Yogesh ki behan.. Vikrant ko Yogesh ki behan passand hai i mean dusra koi option he naa hai.. Yahi ho shakta hai...Or ye behan kuch months pehle he yahaan aai hai or iske piche Vikrant aaya hai.. Tu iski behan ki history nikaal most probably Delhi Noida mein hogi ye.

Chang - Oh yeah.. Ladki kaa chakkar babu bhaiya..

Main-Or ek address bhej raha hun wahaan aajaana..

Chang - COOL..

Call disconnected..

Main - Bua ji humlog nikalte hain don't worry isko nipta denge asap..

Devika - Oh i know that.. Tum aagaye ho toh ab sambhaal he loge..

Main-Yep.. Buhbye Avni.. Miltey hain fufaji.

Fufaji - Koi dikkat ho toh turant batana mujhe.. Theek hai??

Main-Yep... Idhar aana buaji..

Main bua k sath bahaar aaya or unse meri Dawaaiyaan lee 6-7 types ki pills thi and timing already Niharika di ne bhej rakhi thi..

Humlog nikale wahaan se and city aaye jahaan Bua ji kaa ghar tha badhiya neighborhood mein ghar tha or bhaari shanti thi idhar.. Best jagah.. Maine Abeer or Ami ko samjhaya saara maajra..

Abeer - Ye ladki kaa chakkar bc ache achon ko pighla deta hai.. Or ye lawda Yogesh maadarchod apni behan k naam par paisa khaa raha hai..

Main-Ladki passand nahi karti Vikrant ko..

Abeer - Tujhe kaise pata bc?

Main - Agar passand karti hoti toh abtak legaya hota apne sath woh.. Yahaan uske bhai ko sponsor nahi kar raha hota woh.. Chutiya thodi hai jo itana risk lega..

Abeer - True bc..

Main-Toh ye Yogesh uski help kar raha hai apni behan ko pataane mein.. Wow.. Ye kya kink hui bhenchod..

Abeer - Or agar itani try kar raha hai toh most probably pyaar kaa chakkar hoga.. Hawas hota toh abtak utha legaya hota isko..

Main-Yep.. Ab Chang confirm karega chakkar kya hai..

Humne thoda rest liya then meetings k liye party headoffice chale gaye kaam bhi hogaya or shakk bhi naa hoga kissiko..Humlog raat 8 baje aaye waapis toh ghar pe Claire Chang or Ami baithe they.. Chang or Claire Abeer se galle mille..

Main - Kya khabar hai??

Chang-Aap thodi galat ho shaktey ho.. Yahi chakkar hai.. Ye Yogesh ki behan jo hai Pargya ye 3 maheene Pehele takk Delhi k ek 5 star hotel mein part time waiter kaa kaam karti thi and sath mein apni studies kar rahi thi apni family ki akeli earner thi ye sareef c ladki hai.. Uske baad ye achaanak yahaan aagayi or yahaan padhne lagi.. Ussi k baad he inke din badle hain inke gaon waalon k according.. Harr 3-4 din mein ek bahot badi gaadi aati hai inke yahaan jisme ek suited buited aadmi aata hai wahi Yogesh ka boss hai aisa lagta hai logon ko yaani Vikrant.. So Yogesh ko paise dikhe and Vikrant ko Pargya dikhi. Bus fir kya tha.. Woh impress karne k liye chakkar maarta rehta hai.. Gifts wagairaah bhejta rehta hai..

Main-That's interesting..

Chang-kal he aaya tha woh..

Main-Really?? Fucking hell bc.. Thoda saa late hogaye..

Chang - Don't worry ek do din mei fir aajaaega.

Main-Itana time nahi hai bulaana padega usko..

Abeer - Yeah.. So issliye Yogesh apni behan k liye dange karta hai kyunki Vikrant ka order hota hai.. Thats interesting..

Main-Yep.. Hmnmm..kya kiya jaaye kya kiya jaaye..

Claire - Uska number hoga he Yogesh ya Pargya k pass toh humlog Track kyun nahi kartey usko..

Main-Interesting.. Main laata hun number.. Main bhi toh dekhun itani kitani beautiful hai jo ek gangster pyaar mein uttar gaya..

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Chang - Kaise laaoge number..?? Pargya se??

Main - Dekhta jaa tu.. Oye jaanwar jaa Ami k sath jaake mere size k kapde khareed k laa badhiya se.. Also 2-4 masks bhi..

Abeer - Bc khud jaa naa.

Main - Samjha kar mere public appearances theek nahi hain.. Please.. Or haan aatey time 2-3 whisky ki bottle le aana..

Abeer - What??

Main-kya be kitane din hogaye.. Tereko nahi peeni toh matt peena..

Abeer - Kyun nahi peeni bc peeni hai ofcourse peeni hai..

Main - Toh le aana. Sab samaan..

Abeer - Ok then.

Abeer chala gaya Ami k sath or waapis aaya raat 9/30 baje bahot saare kapde leke aaya tha woh, and sathmein daru bhi, dinner bhi aagaya tha humaara maine 5 bando kaa he bola tha dinner so kaafi khaana tha.. Ab Abeer daru laaya tha jo maine as a medicine mangwaai thi kyunki bhenchod kal peene k baad kya nind aai thi fucking hell koi sapna nahi aaya aaram se soya even din bhi theek thaak nikal gaya tha.. Issliye same kal waala system kiya maine 5-6 pegs peene k baad maine dinner karliya baaki sab pee he rahe they saale nashedi log..

Khair main sogaya and subah again badhiya nind puri karke utha..

Main-Waah bc.. Gajab..

Mast fresh hua main then nahaake ready hua naye kapde pehne and Nikala college k liye.. Baaki log so he rahe they.. Maine raaste mein Avni ko call kiya..

Main-Ye Pargya Pandey kidhar milti hai college mein..
Avni-Phd section mein classroom mein yaa Library mein...

Main-Kaisi dikhti hai??

Avni-Tall height, brown hair gora rang.. Phd side jaao wahaan kam he students millenge pehchaan jaaoge easily.. Uske bhai ki wajah se college mein 90% students nahi aarahe..

Main-Chal thanks..

Call disconnected..

Main college pohancha gaadi bahaar he park ki or apna pollution mask lagaake niche uttara and main gate se entry lee toh guards wagairaah kuch naa tha wahan, guards k booth they woh bhi todd rakhe they.. Obviously ye Yogesh k bando kaa kaam tha.. Uske alawa kuch jalle hue bike scooties k avsesh bache they wahan bhenchod cute se college ki gand maar rakhi thi.. College ki parking almost khaali thi like almost khaali.. 8-10 vehicles khaddey they.. Durr durr ikka dukka students dikh rahe they bus woh bhi mattargasti mein.. Main saamne lage ek board ki help se phd department mein aaya toh woh building toh literally dead thi like bahaar toh ek banda bhi naa dikha mujhe haan uppar classes k saamne ikka dukka banda jarur mojjud tha.. Classrooms sab empty they toh main library side gaya yahaan bhi koi guard yaa librarian nahi tha main andar enter hua toh yahaan kuch students they 10-12 to be exact wohlog sab padhai likhaai mein busy they or wahaan dikhi mujhe ek ladki same tall and white girl jiske aas pass ki 5-6 chairs par koi naa baitha tha yaani yahi thi Pragya Yadav.. No wonder bhenchod Vikrant kaa dill aagaya ispe bc maal hai ye toh.. Fucking hell bc.. Woh sachmein maal thi almost 6 feet heigh ekdum gora rang or ekdum perfect maintained figure waah bc or ye nasheeli aankhein fucking hell she was hot .. Kuch seconds main usko ghurrta he raha..

Bhosdk Riya naam ki cheej hai ek..

Main-True bhenchod. Sheetal ki tarah gand marr jaaegi bhenchod.. Fuck that, stick to the task bitch..

So main apne saare gande khayaalon ko maarke mast jaake uske side waali chair Par baitha, ab main baitha toh uske side waali chair par tha lekin wahaan mojjud harr ladke or ladki ne mujhe aise dekha jaise maine isko sareaam kiss kiya ho.. Woh sablog munh faade mujhe he ghurr rahe they..

Main-Hello..


Again koi jawaab nahi aaya toh maine uski book bandh kardi or mere ye kartey he wahaan mojjud harr banda utha or apna samaan uthaake aise bhaage library se maano bhoot dekh liya ho.. Nice matlab Yogesh kaa khouff toh hai..

But uski book bandh karne se usne jarur mujhe dekha or ek second k liye mujhe dekh k waapis apni book khol lee..

Main-Hii.. Oh come on ye toh woh page bhi nahi hai jo tum padh rahi thi.. Stop ignoring me..

Isspe mujhe pehlee baar uski meethi awaaj sunane ko milli..

Pargya-Tumhe kaise pata main konsa page padh rahi thi??

Main-because main andha nahi hun tum Karl Marx ki death k baare mein padh rahi thi page 303. Ki kaise uski illness se hui death k baad uske family and friends ne uski body ko Highgate Cemetery mein dafna diya. London mein.. 17 March 1883..Jahaan usse dafnaaya gaya naa woh area reserved tha for agnostics and atheists people.. Uske pass he George Eliot ki grave bhi thi..

Ye sunke usne mujhe aankhein faadke ghurra..

Pargya-Tumne itani derr mein ye sab padh liya??

Main - Oh yeah..

Pargya-How??

Main-Woh important nahi hai important ye hai ki why are you ignoring me?

Pargya-Tum jaantey ho main kon hun??

Main - Nope.. Kyun jaan lena chahiye?? I am new here.. Pure college mein koi student nahi milla toh ghumta ghumta yahaan aagaya.. Yahaan tum mill gayi.. Tumhe kissi ne bataaya hai how beautiful you are??

Pargya- Yeah bahot logon ne bataya or woh sab ab hospital mein paddey hain..

Main-Uffff! Dhamki matt do yaar..

Pargya- Main dhamki nahi derahi i am warning you.. My brother is a bad person uske log aatey he honge issliye get up and leave before it's too late..

Main - Main jaaunga keval ek shart par, tum mujhe apna number dogi toh.

Pargya-Are you deaf?? My brother will kill you.. Please leave.. Trust me he is a terrible person.. Ye college ussi ki wajah se khaali hai.. Iss week mein woh 40-50 students ko hospital bhej chuka hai..

Main-I mean tumhaare liye main hospital jaane ko taiyaar hun..

Pargya- Pagal insaan jaao.. Main majaak nahi kar rahi bahot maarenge wohlog.. Please jaao untak khabar pohanch gayi hogi wohlog aatey he honge yahaan college mein bhi uske bahot saare contacts hain pehle woh maarenge fir mera bhai aake maarega.. Please .. Main curse hun ek no one can get near me..

Main-Oh i dont have a problem with that.. Itana sundar curse main khussi khussi lelunga..

Ye sunke usne mujhe shockingly ghurra maano keh rahi ho kya chutiya aadmi hai ye??

Paragya-You are insane.. LEAVEEEEEEE.. PLEASEEEE.. LEAVEEEEEEE..

Main - Ok apna number do toh chala jaaunga..

Paragya-No.. What?? Jaao.. You idiot.. Leave..

Mujhe niche se kuch Londo k chilaane ki awaaj aai jo i guess uppar he aarahe they yelog college k londey honge jo Yogesh k liye ispe najar rakhtey hain or jabtak Yogesh aajaae tabtak yelog he gand tod dein.. Fir woh maarein alag.. Interesting..Ok..

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Main still uss Pargya se flirt karke uska number maang raha tha lekin woh de nahi rahi thi..
Tabhi mujhe niche se kuch Londo k chilaane ki awaaj aai jo i guess uppar he aarahe they yelog college k londey honge jo Yogesh k liye ispe najar rakhtey hain or jabtak Yogesh aajaae tabtak yelog he gand tod dein.. Fir woh maarein alag.. Interesting..Ok..

Paragya-Suna?? Wohlog aarahe hain dusare block ki seedhiyon se uttar jaao please this is your last chance..

Main-Number do toh he jaaunga..

Paragya-You idiot.. Leave.. Leave leave..

Main-I am not going any where.. Number do toh jaaunga..

Paragya-Tum ho kon?? Jaao.. Please they'll hurt you..

Main-Aji haan..

Pargya - Leave.. Please..

Uske itana boltey he 4 londey andar enter hue 2 k hath mein hockey stick thi and 2 khaali hath they woh seedha mere pass aake rukke..

"Oye Khadda Ho"

Pargya - Navneet please main toh jaanti bhi nahi isko.. Jaane do.. Please..

"Aise kaise jaane dein abhi toh Yogi bhai khudd aarahe hain 10 minutes mein, kisme itani himmat hogayi jo tumse baat kare"

Main-Interesting..

Ye bolke main uske saamne khadda hua..

"Kya re?? Tu hai kon?? Jaanta hai ye kon hai??

Pargya - Navneet.. Please..

" Tum Chup raho Pargya.. Tu bol re... Chup kya khadda hai.. BHENCHOD..

Usne itana he bola tha ki maine uske pait mein maara bhayanak punch punch ki force itani thi ki woh ulti kartey hue niche girra.. Ab woh thehra college kaa kacha londa mere punch kaise jhel paata, ulti k sath sath bechare ki aankhein bahaar nikalne ko hogayi.. Uski hockey niche girri bechaari..

Main-Ewwww! Bhenchod kya khaaya tha samosa?? Fucking hell..

Ye sun piche waala londe ne hockey maarni caahi mujhe jo maine right hand se pakkadi or usko jhatke se apni taraf khincha and maari laat uske lawde par and hockey lee cheen usase woh bechara apne ghutano par girra or ghutano par girrtey he maine maari kick uske munh k uppar bechare kaa huliya bigad gaya woh piche lait gaya or doobara naa utha.. Third ne mujhe punch maarna caaha toh maine uske hath par he hockey maari woh piche hatta toh maine maari hockey uske munh k uppar saale kaa jabda hill gaya hoga, woh bhi girra niche or doobara naa utha.. Last banda bechara confuse hogaya ki karun toh karun kya or jabtak decide kar paata maine maari hockey uske ghutne par woh niche girra toh girrtey he maari hockey maine uske munh k uppar and woh bhi gaya.. 3 toh knocked out they and Navneet bechara finally chair kaa sahaara leke utha..

Navneet - S. A. A.aaale.. Yogi bhai chhodenge nahi tujhe..


Main-Hmmm.. Filhaal toh main nahi chhodunga tujhe.. Atleast 2 months takk kaa hospital package toh de he deta hun tujhe..


Ye bolke maari maine hockey uski ribs k uppar woh bechara chilaatey hue tedha hogaya or chair par baith gaya dusari hockey maari maine uski elbow k uppar and woh again bhayanak chilaaya because uski elbow tutt gayi hogi most probably.. Last hockey maari maine uske munh k uppar jo itani jorr se lagi ki bechaare k 2-3 daant bahaar aake girre or woh bhi hua behosh.. Hockey takk tutt gayi iss last strike mein. Main Pargya ki taraf palta toh woh khaddi - 2 aankhein faade kabhi mujhe dekhe kabhi un niche padde Londo ko..

Iss bich uss Navneet kaa phone baja maine dekha toh screen par tha Yogi bhai.. Maine uska number yaad kiya and phone niche daal diya..

Main - Hii.. Number milega..??

Pargya -.. Memeeraaa.. Bhai aaraha hai.. Jaao.. Please!. Woh 4 nahi 20 bandey hain.. Jaao ab..

Main-Pehle number do..

Pargya -Jaao..

Main-Arrey come on yaar mana he kardo nahi dungi.. Yaa dedo.. Ek kaam toh karo toh jaaun. . Otherwise main nahi jaane waala..

Pargya- Nahi dungi jaao ab..

Main-Nope main toh number leke jaaunga..

Pargya - But tumne kaha mana kardo toh jaoge..

Main-Ye toh majaak tha mujhe thodi pata tha itana pathar dil hai Tumhaara ki tum mana kardogi..

Pargya - Please trust me you don't want to get involved with me...

Main-I do want to get involved with you.. Issliye number do warna nahi jaaunga main..

Meri last try thi ye warna main chala jaane waala tha dey yaa naa dey number kyunki Yogesh aane waala tha or abhi usase nahi milna tha mujhe..

Pargya - Ok.. Here you go..

Usne ek paper par number likh k diya..

Main-Dekha kitana easy tha..

Pargya - Ab jaao...

Main-Pehle ek hug do..


Pargya-WHATTT?? No. NO...

Main - Just kidding woh baadmein lelunga.. Buhbye.. By the way Tumhaara naam??

Pargya - tumhe mera naam nahi pata??

Main-Nope..

Pargya - It's Pargya.. Now LEAVEEEE..

Main - Ohk.. Bye sorry for the inconvenience..

Ye bolke main library se toh full style mein nikala lekin bahaar nikalte he gand faad bhaaga back gate ki side, woh maadarchod aane he waala hoga... Main back gate par pohancha and seedha bahaar aaya, wahaan aaya toh realise hua gaadi takk bahaar se jaane k liye almost 2-3 kilometre chalna padega toh maine ek auto rukkwaane ki koshish ki but bhenchod koi rukka nahi maadarchod and lastly mujhe paidal he jaana padda gaadi takk almost 3 Kilometres main paidal chala hun, gand fattke hath mein aagayi aake gaadi mein baitha tab realise hua ki kitana thakk gaya hun main.. Bc chakkar aane ko hogaya almost.. Fucking hell.. Khair gand faad mehnat k baad main gaadi takk aaya and gaadi mein baithke mask uttara bhenchod pura sareer paseene se bharr gaya woh bhi shardi k time bhenchod.. Fuck.. Fatt gayi bc..


Ok matlab ye ladki bechaari sareef hai jaisa maine socha tha.. Ye nahi chaahti koi hurt ho or isse lund koi matlab nahi tha Vikrant se.. Ab mere pass Pargya or Yogesh dono k numbers they kissi naa kissi par toh phone karega he Dalla.. Dono numbers leke main seedha ghar aaya toh bhenchod still koi utha nahi tha.. Fucking hell.. Jab toh bhenchod peg par peg pee rahe they bawligand.. aake main baith gaya bc befaltu thakk gaya bhenchod..

Main-(Chilaake) utho be sote he rahoge kya bc ab.. Abeer.. Ami.. Chang.. Claire.... Guyss.. Get the fuck up...

Sabse pehle Chang ki awaaj aai ki woh fresh hoke aaraha hai.. Or kareeb 20-25 minutes baad sab uthke aagaye..

Abeer-Fuck bc maja aagaya bhai itane din baad..

Main-Bhosdko kitanee pee thi??

Abeer-Bahot jyaada.. Kai pegs toh issi chinta mein lene padd gaye ki bhenchod tu thodi c leke kaise uth gaya..? Tujhe toh nasha he hona suru 1 bottle k baad hota hai.

Main-Kyunki main tumlog k jaise nashedi naa hun chutiyo..

Abeer-Fuck you..

Main-Jaa maine Avni ko call kardiya tha jaake naasta le aa ready hai udhar..

Abeer-Ami let's go..

Abeer or Ami naasta lene gaye or 15 minutes baad waapis aagaye leke and humlog naasta karne baithtey..

Abeer - Bhenchod 10 baje naasta horaha hai bolo..

Main-Time se utha karo chutiyo..

Abeer-Tune jaldi uthke kya ukhaad liya bhai...

Main-Well for starters main uss ladki kaa number le aaya and also Yogesh kaa number bhi le aaya.. 4 Londo ko hospital pohancha aaya.. So yeah ye sab ukhaad liya..

Abeer-No fucking way..

Maine Pargya ki number slip Claire ko di and Yogesh ka number bhi note karwayaa.

Chang - Kaise boss??

Main-Bhosdko tumlog bhull jaatey ho majn Tumhaara boss aise he nahi bana..

Maine unko bataya ki kya hua..

Abeer-Bc subah subah itana sab kar aaya.. Damn..

Main-Yeah.. So Claire ji mujhe ye dono phones ka harr phone harr message dekhna and sunana hai..

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