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That coll mind game, I love it I fucking love it.Update-165(Pankaj Pandey???)
So ab bus 6-7 bandey bache they Sahil or Vikrant k sath jo stage k piche ache se chippe hue they or unko nikaalne k liye plan banaaya maine risk free ekdum..
Main-(Bt) Dekh beta Chang smoke grenade nikaal le.. Main 1 smoke left se fainkunga or ek bilkul bichmein.. Tu same ek right se fainkana and ek bichmein... Bhenchodon ko bahaar toh aana padega warna saansh ghuttke marr jaaenge.. But humlog ko cover lena padega badhiya kyunki wohlog andhadhund firing kartey hue nikalenge as dikhega kuch hai nahi unhe, kya pata kahaan lag jaae.. Claire tu easily dekh shakti hai unko so thokdena bahaar aatey he bus dhyaan rakhana Sahil ne Blue Blazer pehana hai usse matt thokdena please..
Claire - Copy boss..
Chang - Ready boss.. On 3...2...1..
Maine pehle left se smoke grenade fainka pin nikaalke and then bichmein fainka same Chang ne kiya and literally 2-4 seconds mein smoke fail gaya, maine 3 chair or ek table k piche panaah lee Chang niche late gaya ekdum hostages ki tarah bus gun saamne aim ki thi usne..
And literally 20 seconds baad khaansne kuddne bhaagne girrne paddne ki awaajein aane lagi or kuch log andhadhund firing kartey hue bahaar bhaage..Bhenchod khulli kitaab k maafik padh liya tha maine inko.. Mereko dikha ek bhi nahi but Claire ko dikh gaye and thodi aage Chalke Chang ko dikhe and unhone maare left side koi aaya he nahi because idhar jagah kam thi nikalne k liye.. Bahaar sabko aana tha bus kuch seconds orr.. And then kuch bandey rengtey hue left side aane lage..
"Pleasee. E.. Pleasee.. Maarna nahi.. Pleaseee... Pleaseee".
Main-Really??? Idhar aao..Niche paddey - 2 -he..
"Gun faink di hai.. Maarna nahi please.." please...
Main-Yeah yeah aao aao.
Woh meri taraf badha hath aage kiye lekin uske piche waale bandey ne shyanpatti dikhaani caahi gun nikaalne ki but kuch kar paata usase pehle maine chair k piche se he teeno ko thok diya.
Main - Bhenchod game khelega mere sath..
Claire - Boss.. Vikrant aaraha hai piche Sahil hai.. Vikrant k pass pistol hai Sahil nihatha hai..
Main-Maarna nahi.. Vikrant ki banduk chuttwa hath kaat dey saale kaa..
Claire - Waiting for clear shot..
And bam mujhe bus Vikrant k bhayanak chilaane ki awaaj aai..
Claire -All Clear boss bahaar aajAo..
Main utha toh Vikrant kaa right hand Wrist se aage toh half gayab tha literally aadha udaa diya gaya tha.. Bhenchod ewwww!... Main utha and unke saamne aaya Chang ne baaki stage check kiya toh sab clear tha..
Main-Haanji.. Kaise hain Bade sahaab??
Sahil - You fucking bitch..
Main-Hehehe.. Fuck off with this bullshit.. Teri gand marr gayi toh ab ro matt bhai.. Ye bawligand ko gaali dey.. Or Tu bhosdk tune soch kaise liya tu Haryana aajaaega or mujhe pata naa chalega.. Haryana aaya toh aaya bc lekin aake londiyabaaji karta hai dalle.. Teri maa naa chod dunga main maadarchod..
Vikrant - I loved Her"
Main-Aji lund mera Love bhosdk.. Usne di nahi tujhe dedi hoti toh usko use karke faink deta tu.. Mujhe pata hai Tumhaara love bawligand.. Bakchodi na kar mujhse.. Or tu bhai.. Tu kya he karega jeeke.. Tera baap teri behan sab tujhe thukwaane par tulle hain toh jeeke kya karega..
Sahil-Ye juth mere saamne nahi chalega..
Main-Le Arrey bawligand matt maan.. Mujhe juth bolne ko jarurat hai nahi tujhe toh marrna hai he..
Sahil-Meri behan or mere papa mujhe kabhi kuch nahi hone denge..
Main-Arrey andhe aadmi tujhe fanswaya he tere Baap or behan ne hai.. Tujhe kya lagta hai unko nahi pata kaise tu unka drugs mein nuksaan karwa raha hai kaise tu uske harr consignment mein taang laga raha hai.. Kaise tu caah raha hai ki Andrew's usse thok dey.. Woh chutiya thodi hain.. Woh filhaal yahaan se gayi he issliye hai ki teri moutt mein uska koi involvement naa dikhe kissi ko durr - 2 takk..
Ye sun woh serious hogaya Haan lekin still meri baat puri tarah nahi maani usne..
Sahil-I don't belive a word you just said... Tu bus information caah raha hai mujhse but guess what main kuch nahi bataaunga..
Main-Dekh waise toh tu belive kar na kar mujhe lawda farak nahi padta but still mujhe bahot bura lagega agar tu bina sach jaane marr gaya..Yes mujhe information caahiye and Marrna toh tujhe hai he but kam se kam sach toh jaan lega.. Wait ill prove my point..
Maine phone nikaala or Nidhi ko call kiya uska phone baja lekin pick nahi kiya kissi ne bhenchod plan ki maa chudwa degi ye toh.. Fucking bitch utha.. Thankfully maine doobara call kiya toh usne phone uthaaya. Phone speaker par tha..
Main-Haanji madam ab toh aajaaiye North India waapis.. I am already missing you..
Nidhi - Well sounds like tumne apna task pura kar liya hai..
Main-Oh yeah.. Abhi just.. Sabse pehle aapko he yaad kiya..
Ye sunte he Sahil toh maano jeetey jee he marr gaya..Maine uske chehre k saare expressions live gayab hotey dekhe..
Main-Toh kab aarahe ho??
Nidhi - Tumhe kyun bataaungi main.. Abhi toh nahi pehle sab shant hojaae..
Main-Mujhe thodi help caahiye thi issliye pucha.. Woh tumhara Rana mujhe galat jagah target kar raha hai kal jo maine phone karke iljaam tum par lagaya tha woh actually uska kaam tha.. He targeted my family so you know what he needs to die..
Nidhi - Then kill him i dont care.. Mujhe kya matlab usase..
Main-Toh thoda information toh dijiye jarra kahaan hai kahan nahi.. Main shaadi k bich mein kahaa dhundane jaaunga.. Maine aapka kaam kiya ab aap meri bhi toh help karo..
Nidhi - Mera kaam??
Main-Oh yeah.. Bhull gaye Tumhaara bhai tumhe khud Moutt k munh mein dhakel raha tha or maine tumhe moutt k munh se bahaar nikaala hai.. Marte - 2 bhi yahi kaha usne "He couldn't stand you getting all the attention, he deserved all this.. He was the true heir to your dad"
Nidhi - Yeah.. Heir?? Fucking looser.. Khud baba nahi caahtey they Woh business k aas pass bhi aaye.
Main-Yeah.. Dekha maine woh toh kyun nahi caahtey they.. Yun he munh uthaake chala aaya chutiya..
Nidhi - Goodbye.. I am not helping you with anything.. Mera koi connection hai nahi Rana se he is on his own.. I'm turning this number off now..
Call disconnected..
Sahil ki shakal dekh mujhe hansi aagayi.. I love this shit.. I fucking love it.. Uska viswaash uth gaya tha iss duniya se.. Woh bus ek helpless aadmi tha ab..
Main-(Hanske) Kya hua ab maan gaya?? Well technically suruwaat tune ki thi apni behan ko marwane ki..
Sahil-Main usse marwaana nahi caahta tha main bus usse Andrew's ki najar mein giraana caahta tha taaki Namit kaa business mujhe mille.. I can handle it better than her.. But usne toh mujhe marrne k liye he chhod diya..
Main - Oh yeah.. Usse toh Parson se maalum tha teri death kaa.. Issiliye toh woh South India chali gayi pehle he taaki uski koi involvement ho he naa.. Tere baapu ne bhi kya solid support kiya uska.. Khud nahi maarunga baaki caahe koi bhi maare.. I don't give a fuck.. Matlab ussulon k pakke hain.. Pandey sahaab..
Sahil - Noida..
Main-Kya Noida??
Sahil - Woh Noida mein hain currently..
Main-Kon tera baapu?
Sahil - Yeah.. Yahi information caahiye thi naa tujhe.. Pura address dunga agar tu waada karta hai ki ussko maar dega tu.. Nidhi kaa maalum nahi mujhe..
Main-Maa kasam Noida hai toh agle 1 ghantey mein thok dunga usko.. Tere sath sath bhejdunga.. Tu address dey bus.. Tera badla lelunga.. Bhagwan kasam bhai kutte ki moutt maarunga..
Oh hell yeah.. Hell fucking yeah.. Pankaj Pandey.. You fucking bitch.. 5th Pillar is about to break, Sanjay..
Continued..
Manta hu bhai jo aap likh sakte ho wo koi or soch v nehi sakta.
I love you bhai
Yes no homo

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