Nice updateUpdate-185(Close Call) Main underwater he woh Mady or uski team se durr bhaagne laga or ek lambi underwater dive k baad main paani se uppar aaya toh wohlog mujhse kaafi piche they but unhone dekh liya tha issliye woh goli chalatey hue meri taraf bhaage toh maine turant ek or lamba sans liya and waapis gaya underwater and abki baar gand faad swim kiya maine, pura dum lag raha tha bhenchod kyunki ek toh paani itana thanda uppar se paani kaa force and then main underwater tha so main next time paani se uppar aaya toh turant he sans leke waapis niche chala gaya and abki baar thoda or aage aake river k kinaare ugge ghaas ko pakkadke river se bahaar aaya, main enter hua tha usase dusari taraf bahaar nikala, ab bahaar aaya toh meri puri body sunn padd gayi thi maine mera mask theek kiya and piche dekha toh wohlog river k dusari side they and woh merese piche he rukke they kyunki wahaan unke saamne Chang bhi meri he taraf nikala tha river mein lekin Chang k pass ek foot bridge tha toh wohlog uss footbridge pe chaddke Chang ki taraf bhaage or Chang bhaaga unse aage Chang easily bach jaane waala tha unse toh main khud bhaaga aage ki taraf ki kahin meri taraf naa bhaag aaein wohlog.. Main saamne ek mini market mein ghussa toh market abhi half open thi fish wagairaah and kapde wagairaah ki market thi mujhe sabse close ek tent dikha jo ek kapdon ki sale shop thi or shop waala banda bus laga he raha tha dukaan ko.. Mujhe kapde badalne they warna bhenchod Gand fatt jaaegi sardi mein, Behosh hone waala kaam hojaaega and Obviously woh Mady and team bhi iss area mein he hain toh kapdon se Pehchaan lenge mujhe agar dekh liya toh.
Main - Bhai mere size k kapde dikha..
Shopkeeper - Miyan ek minute rukkiye, jhaadu lagaa lun..
Main-Abe baadmein laga lena.. Mujhe jaldi hai..
Shopk-Aap dekhlo tabtak..
Usne bina mujhe dekhe kaha toh maine uske kapdon k table k uppar se parda hataaya toh niche kapde yun he paddey they maine apna size dhunda toh ek jeans milli mujhe or ek t-shirt and ek gamcha hyderabadi type..
Main-Changing room kidhar hai??
Shopk-Tumhaare ghar.. Hahahaha..Arrey miyan yahaan Changing room ka kya kaam..
Ye sun main uske tent k piche aaya or turant kapde nikaale apne even underwear takk nikaal diya and gamche se khudko puri tarah poncha maine and then naye kapde pehan liye and woh kapde ikatha karke waapis naddi mein faink diye or waapis dukaan mein aaya mera phone theek tha still baaki kuch mere pass tha nahi..
Main-Kitane hue??
Shopk-500 Rupaye miyan.. Ek he rate hai..
Main-Arrey akela gamcha nahi tha bhai ye t-shirt or jeans bhi lee hai..
Shopk-Haan Miya sabke 500 hogaye.. Yahi rate hai..
Main-500 Rupaye mein Jeans, tshirt or gamcha?? Bhai kahaan aagaya main??
Shopk-Sale mein yahi rate hai miyan..
Bhenchod brands toh maadarchod loot rahe hain fir logon ko.. Maine usko 500 rupaye transfer kiye and bahaar aaya shop se toh bahaar ek halwai ki shop pe aag jall rahi thi toh kuch log wahaan aag shake rahe they toh main sabse aage jaake khadda hua.. Bhenchod tattey takk freeze hogaye holy fuck.. Sirr bhayanak dard karne laga tha.. Kya paani tha maadarchod.. Kuch seconds saari aag ko apne andar bharrke main nikala market se and Randy ko call kiya..
Randy - Boss where the fuck are you??
Main - Idhar market mein bhosdk..
Randy - Kya swimming ki hai boss aapne.. Gajab dekha main uppar se..
Main-Lund swimming bhosdk sab kuch jamm gaya idhar mujhe pick kar idhar aake main location bhejta hun..
Randy - Ok.. Chang sath hai??
Main-Nahi woh mujhse kaafi pehle nikal gaya tha..
Randy - Toh kahaan gaya woh..
Main-Mere saamne hai or bhaagta hua aaraha hai..
Chang mere saamne se bhayanak bhaagta hua aaraha tha or uske piche Mady k bandey they wohlog uske piche bhaag rahe they Chang ne mujhe dekha or bhaagtey hue mere pass se nikal gaya.. Main wahin freeze hogaya Mady k 3 bandey mere pass se nikale uske piche..
Main-Chang theek hai bhaag raha hai.. Nikal jaaega aaraam se woh..
Main aage badha toh aage se mujhe bhagti hui meri taraf aati dikhi Mady or uske 2 orr sathi.. Main again freeze hogaya woh dono mere pass se nikale then Mady nikali..
Main-Randy bachhh gaya bhaaaaa...
"AP??? Is this you??" hello?? AP...
Woh Mady mere piche se mere saamne aai waapis..
Main-tum kon?? Kya main jaanta hun aapko??
Mady - Nahi but main tumhe jaanti hun.. Main Anjali k sath kaam kar chuki hun actually main ISS se hun., I am Mady . Anjali knows me very well..
Main-Oh.. ISS.. Bade log?? Humne ISS k sath kab kaam. Kiya??
Mady - Oh tum nahi they tab, tumhara treatment chal raha tha koi.. Anjali and team thi bus..Tum yahaan kya kar rahe ho??
"Mam he is still running, permission to shoot"??
Uska walkie talkie baja..
Mady-Nahi don't shoot public place hai i am coming.. AP main contact karti hun tumhe Anjali se number leke.. Currently i am on a very important mission..
Main-Sure sure..
Ye sunke woh turant bhaagi wahaan se..
Main - Randy.. Bhai.. Bahot din se moutt ko itane pass se naa dekha hai..
Randy - Suna maine.. Pehchaana kaise usne??
Main-Abe maine kapde change karliye they or mask wagairaah nahi rakha tha... Issliye woh mujhe pehchaan gayi..
Randy - Fuck..
Main-Fuck kya be lawde acha hai mujhe pehchaan gayi unn kapdo mein dekh leti toh thok deti.. Bhenchod kya bacha hun main.. Chang bawligand abhi marwa deta mujhe.. Bhenchod dhakk dhakk hogayi thi be ekdum piche se waapis aai.. Jaldi aa pick kar mujhe..
Randy - On my way..
Call disconnected..
Bhenchod gand fatt gayi thi bhai.. Literally.. Fuckkk..But bhai kya pre planning ki hai maine holy fuck maano mujhe pata tha ye aisa kuch hoga, Lekin ab ek or problem saamne hai ab ye maadarchod ko kya jawaab dunga.. Fuckkk.. Gand maarlo meri bhenchod sablog millke bhen k lawde..Kuch toh theek ho life mein iski maa ki chut..Ab ye mere piche padegi, shakk naa ho jaae bhenchod..
Continued..
Kapde change na kiye hote tow Mady n ooper pohcha dia thaUpdate-185(Close Call) Main underwater he woh Mady or uski team se durr bhaagne laga or ek lambi underwater dive k baad main paani se uppar aaya toh wohlog mujhse kaafi piche they but unhone dekh liya tha issliye woh goli chalatey hue meri taraf bhaage toh maine turant ek or lamba sans liya and waapis gaya underwater and abki baar gand faad swim kiya maine, pura dum lag raha tha bhenchod kyunki ek toh paani itana thanda uppar se paani kaa force and then main underwater tha so main next time paani se uppar aaya toh turant he sans leke waapis niche chala gaya and abki baar thoda or aage aake river k kinaare ugge ghaas ko pakkadke river se bahaar aaya, main enter hua tha usase dusari taraf bahaar nikala, ab bahaar aaya toh meri puri body sunn padd gayi thi maine mera mask theek kiya and piche dekha toh wohlog river k dusari side they and woh merese piche he rukke they kyunki wahaan unke saamne Chang bhi meri he taraf nikala tha river mein lekin Chang k pass ek foot bridge tha toh wohlog uss footbridge pe chaddke Chang ki taraf bhaage or Chang bhaaga unse aage Chang easily bach jaane waala tha unse toh main khud bhaaga aage ki taraf ki kahin meri taraf naa bhaag aaein wohlog.. Main saamne ek mini market mein ghussa toh market abhi half open thi fish wagairaah and kapde wagairaah ki market thi mujhe sabse close ek tent dikha jo ek kapdon ki sale shop thi or shop waala banda bus laga he raha tha dukaan ko.. Mujhe kapde badalne they warna bhenchod Gand fatt jaaegi sardi mein, Behosh hone waala kaam hojaaega and Obviously woh Mady and team bhi iss area mein he hain toh kapdon se Pehchaan lenge mujhe agar dekh liya toh.
Main - Bhai mere size k kapde dikha..
Shopkeeper - Miyan ek minute rukkiye, jhaadu lagaa lun..
Main-Abe baadmein laga lena.. Mujhe jaldi hai..
Shopk-Aap dekhlo tabtak..
Usne bina mujhe dekhe kaha toh maine uske kapdon k table k uppar se parda hataaya toh niche kapde yun he paddey they maine apna size dhunda toh ek jeans milli mujhe or ek t-shirt and ek gamcha hyderabadi type..
Main-Changing room kidhar hai??
Shopk-Tumhaare ghar.. Hahahaha..Arrey miyan yahaan Changing room ka kya kaam..
Ye sun main uske tent k piche aaya or turant kapde nikaale apne even underwear takk nikaal diya and gamche se khudko puri tarah poncha maine and then naye kapde pehan liye and woh kapde ikatha karke waapis naddi mein faink diye or waapis dukaan mein aaya mera phone theek tha still baaki kuch mere pass tha nahi..
Main-Kitane hue??
Shopk-500 Rupaye miyan.. Ek he rate hai..
Main-Arrey akela gamcha nahi tha bhai ye t-shirt or jeans bhi lee hai..
Shopk-Haan Miya sabke 500 hogaye.. Yahi rate hai..
Main-500 Rupaye mein Jeans, tshirt or gamcha?? Bhai kahaan aagaya main??
Shopk-Sale mein yahi rate hai miyan..
Bhenchod brands toh maadarchod loot rahe hain fir logon ko.. Maine usko 500 rupaye transfer kiye and bahaar aaya shop se toh bahaar ek halwai ki shop pe aag jall rahi thi toh kuch log wahaan aag shake rahe they toh main sabse aage jaake khadda hua.. Bhenchod tattey takk freeze hogaye holy fuck.. Sirr bhayanak dard karne laga tha.. Kya paani tha maadarchod.. Kuch seconds saari aag ko apne andar bharrke main nikala market se and Randy ko call kiya..
Randy - Boss where the fuck are you??
Main - Idhar market mein bhosdk..
Randy - Kya swimming ki hai boss aapne.. Gajab dekha main uppar se..
Main-Lund swimming bhosdk sab kuch jamm gaya idhar mujhe pick kar idhar aake main location bhejta hun..
Randy - Ok.. Chang sath hai??
Main-Nahi woh mujhse kaafi pehle nikal gaya tha..
Randy - Toh kahaan gaya woh..
Main-Mere saamne hai or bhaagta hua aaraha hai..
Chang mere saamne se bhayanak bhaagta hua aaraha tha or uske piche Mady k bandey they wohlog uske piche bhaag rahe they Chang ne mujhe dekha or bhaagtey hue mere pass se nikal gaya.. Main wahin freeze hogaya Mady k 3 bandey mere pass se nikale uske piche..
Main-Chang theek hai bhaag raha hai.. Nikal jaaega aaraam se woh..
Main aage badha toh aage se mujhe bhagti hui meri taraf aati dikhi Mady or uske 2 orr sathi.. Main again freeze hogaya woh dono mere pass se nikale then Mady nikali..
Main-Randy bachhh gaya bhaaaaa...
"AP??? Is this you??" hello?? AP...
Woh Mady mere piche se mere saamne aai waapis..
Main-tum kon?? Kya main jaanta hun aapko??
Mady - Nahi but main tumhe jaanti hun.. Main Anjali k sath kaam kar chuki hun actually main ISS se hun., I am Mady . Anjali knows me very well..
Main-Oh.. ISS.. Bade log?? Humne ISS k sath kab kaam. Kiya??
Mady - Oh tum nahi they tab, tumhara treatment chal raha tha koi.. Anjali and team thi bus..Tum yahaan kya kar rahe ho??
"Mam he is still running, permission to shoot"??
Uska walkie talkie baja..
Mady-Nahi don't shoot public place hai i am coming.. AP main contact karti hun tumhe Anjali se number leke.. Currently i am on a very important mission..
Main-Sure sure..
Ye sunke woh turant bhaagi wahaan se..
Main - Randy.. Bhai.. Bahot din se moutt ko itane pass se naa dekha hai..
Randy - Suna maine.. Pehchaana kaise usne??
Main-Abe maine kapde change karliye they or mask wagairaah nahi rakha tha... Issliye woh mujhe pehchaan gayi..
Randy - Fuck..
Main-Fuck kya be lawde acha hai mujhe pehchaan gayi unn kapdo mein dekh leti toh thok deti.. Bhenchod kya bacha hun main.. Chang bawligand abhi marwa deta mujhe.. Bhenchod dhakk dhakk hogayi thi be ekdum piche se waapis aai.. Jaldi aa pick kar mujhe..
Randy - On my way..
Call disconnected..
Bhenchod gand fatt gayi thi bhai.. Literally.. Fuckkk..But bhai kya pre planning ki hai maine holy fuck maano mujhe pata tha ye aisa kuch hoga, Lekin ab ek or problem saamne hai ab ye maadarchod ko kya jawaab dunga.. Fuckkk.. Gand maarlo meri bhenchod sablog millke bhen k lawde..Kuch toh theek ho life mein iski maa ki chut..Ab ye mere piche padegi, shakk naa ho jaae bhenchod..
Continued..
Superb update broUpdate-185(Close Call) Main underwater he woh Mady or uski team se durr bhaagne laga or ek lambi underwater dive k baad main paani se uppar aaya toh wohlog mujhse kaafi piche they but unhone dekh liya tha issliye woh goli chalatey hue meri taraf bhaage toh maine turant ek or lamba sans liya and waapis gaya underwater and abki baar gand faad swim kiya maine, pura dum lag raha tha bhenchod kyunki ek toh paani itana thanda uppar se paani kaa force and then main underwater tha so main next time paani se uppar aaya toh turant he sans leke waapis niche chala gaya and abki baar thoda or aage aake river k kinaare ugge ghaas ko pakkadke river se bahaar aaya, main enter hua tha usase dusari taraf bahaar nikala, ab bahaar aaya toh meri puri body sunn padd gayi thi maine mera mask theek kiya and piche dekha toh wohlog river k dusari side they and woh merese piche he rukke they kyunki wahaan unke saamne Chang bhi meri he taraf nikala tha river mein lekin Chang k pass ek foot bridge tha toh wohlog uss footbridge pe chaddke Chang ki taraf bhaage or Chang bhaaga unse aage Chang easily bach jaane waala tha unse toh main khud bhaaga aage ki taraf ki kahin meri taraf naa bhaag aaein wohlog.. Main saamne ek mini market mein ghussa toh market abhi half open thi fish wagairaah and kapde wagairaah ki market thi mujhe sabse close ek tent dikha jo ek kapdon ki sale shop thi or shop waala banda bus laga he raha tha dukaan ko.. Mujhe kapde badalne they warna bhenchod Gand fatt jaaegi sardi mein, Behosh hone waala kaam hojaaega and Obviously woh Mady and team bhi iss area mein he hain toh kapdon se Pehchaan lenge mujhe agar dekh liya toh.
Main - Bhai mere size k kapde dikha..
Shopkeeper - Miyan ek minute rukkiye, jhaadu lagaa lun..
Main-Abe baadmein laga lena.. Mujhe jaldi hai..
Shopk-Aap dekhlo tabtak..
Usne bina mujhe dekhe kaha toh maine uske kapdon k table k uppar se parda hataaya toh niche kapde yun he paddey they maine apna size dhunda toh ek jeans milli mujhe or ek t-shirt and ek gamcha hyderabadi type..
Main-Changing room kidhar hai??
Shopk-Tumhaare ghar.. Hahahaha..Arrey miyan yahaan Changing room ka kya kaam..
Ye sun main uske tent k piche aaya or turant kapde nikaale apne even underwear takk nikaal diya and gamche se khudko puri tarah poncha maine and then naye kapde pehan liye and woh kapde ikatha karke waapis naddi mein faink diye or waapis dukaan mein aaya mera phone theek tha still baaki kuch mere pass tha nahi..
Main-Kitane hue??
Shopk-500 Rupaye miyan.. Ek he rate hai..
Main-Arrey akela gamcha nahi tha bhai ye t-shirt or jeans bhi lee hai..
Shopk-Haan Miya sabke 500 hogaye.. Yahi rate hai..
Main-500 Rupaye mein Jeans, tshirt or gamcha?? Bhai kahaan aagaya main??
Shopk-Sale mein yahi rate hai miyan..
Bhenchod brands toh maadarchod loot rahe hain fir logon ko.. Maine usko 500 rupaye transfer kiye and bahaar aaya shop se toh bahaar ek halwai ki shop pe aag jall rahi thi toh kuch log wahaan aag shake rahe they toh main sabse aage jaake khadda hua.. Bhenchod tattey takk freeze hogaye holy fuck.. Sirr bhayanak dard karne laga tha.. Kya paani tha maadarchod.. Kuch seconds saari aag ko apne andar bharrke main nikala market se and Randy ko call kiya..
Randy - Boss where the fuck are you??
Main - Idhar market mein bhosdk..
Randy - Kya swimming ki hai boss aapne.. Gajab dekha main uppar se..
Main-Lund swimming bhosdk sab kuch jamm gaya idhar mujhe pick kar idhar aake main location bhejta hun..
Randy - Ok.. Chang sath hai??
Main-Nahi woh mujhse kaafi pehle nikal gaya tha..
Randy - Toh kahaan gaya woh..
Main-Mere saamne hai or bhaagta hua aaraha hai..
Chang mere saamne se bhayanak bhaagta hua aaraha tha or uske piche Mady k bandey they wohlog uske piche bhaag rahe they Chang ne mujhe dekha or bhaagtey hue mere pass se nikal gaya.. Main wahin freeze hogaya Mady k 3 bandey mere pass se nikale uske piche..
Main-Chang theek hai bhaag raha hai.. Nikal jaaega aaraam se woh..
Main aage badha toh aage se mujhe bhagti hui meri taraf aati dikhi Mady or uske 2 orr sathi.. Main again freeze hogaya woh dono mere pass se nikale then Mady nikali..
Main-Randy bachhh gaya bhaaaaa...
"AP??? Is this you??" hello?? AP...
Woh Mady mere piche se mere saamne aai waapis..
Main-tum kon?? Kya main jaanta hun aapko??
Mady - Nahi but main tumhe jaanti hun.. Main Anjali k sath kaam kar chuki hun actually main ISS se hun., I am Mady . Anjali knows me very well..
Main-Oh.. ISS.. Bade log?? Humne ISS k sath kab kaam. Kiya??
Mady - Oh tum nahi they tab, tumhara treatment chal raha tha koi.. Anjali and team thi bus..Tum yahaan kya kar rahe ho??
"Mam he is still running, permission to shoot"??
Uska walkie talkie baja..
Mady-Nahi don't shoot public place hai i am coming.. AP main contact karti hun tumhe Anjali se number leke.. Currently i am on a very important mission..
Main-Sure sure..
Ye sunke woh turant bhaagi wahaan se..
Main - Randy.. Bhai.. Bahot din se moutt ko itane pass se naa dekha hai..
Randy - Suna maine.. Pehchaana kaise usne??
Main-Abe maine kapde change karliye they or mask wagairaah nahi rakha tha... Issliye woh mujhe pehchaan gayi..
Randy - Fuck..
Main-Fuck kya be lawde acha hai mujhe pehchaan gayi unn kapdo mein dekh leti toh thok deti.. Bhenchod kya bacha hun main.. Chang bawligand abhi marwa deta mujhe.. Bhenchod dhakk dhakk hogayi thi be ekdum piche se waapis aai.. Jaldi aa pick kar mujhe..
Randy - On my way..
Call disconnected..
Bhenchod gand fatt gayi thi bhai.. Literally.. Fuckkk..But bhai kya pre planning ki hai maine holy fuck maano mujhe pata tha ye aisa kuch hoga, Lekin ab ek or problem saamne hai ab ye maadarchod ko kya jawaab dunga.. Fuckkk.. Gand maarlo meri bhenchod sablog millke bhen k lawde..Kuch toh theek ho life mein iski maa ki chut..Ab ye mere piche padegi, shakk naa ho jaae bhenchod..
Continued..
Update-185(Close Call) Main underwater he woh Mady or uski team se durr bhaagne laga or ek lambi underwater dive k baad main paani se uppar aaya toh wohlog mujhse kaafi piche they but unhone dekh liya tha issliye woh goli chalatey hue meri taraf bhaage toh maine turant ek or lamba sans liya and waapis gaya underwater and abki baar gand faad swim kiya maine, pura dum lag raha tha bhenchod kyunki ek toh paani itana thanda uppar se paani kaa force and then main underwater tha so main next time paani se uppar aaya toh turant he sans leke waapis niche chala gaya and abki baar thoda or aage aake river k kinaare ugge ghaas ko pakkadke river se bahaar aaya, main enter hua tha usase dusari taraf bahaar nikala, ab bahaar aaya toh meri puri body sunn padd gayi thi maine mera mask theek kiya and piche dekha toh wohlog river k dusari side they and woh merese piche he rukke they kyunki wahaan unke saamne Chang bhi meri he taraf nikala tha river mein lekin Chang k pass ek foot bridge tha toh wohlog uss footbridge pe chaddke Chang ki taraf bhaage or Chang bhaaga unse aage Chang easily bach jaane waala tha unse toh main khud bhaaga aage ki taraf ki kahin meri taraf naa bhaag aaein wohlog.. Main saamne ek mini market mein ghussa toh market abhi half open thi fish wagairaah and kapde wagairaah ki market thi mujhe sabse close ek tent dikha jo ek kapdon ki sale shop thi or shop waala banda bus laga he raha tha dukaan ko.. Mujhe kapde badalne they warna bhenchod Gand fatt jaaegi sardi mein, Behosh hone waala kaam hojaaega and Obviously woh Mady and team bhi iss area mein he hain toh kapdon se Pehchaan lenge mujhe agar dekh liya toh.
Main - Bhai mere size k kapde dikha..
Shopkeeper - Miyan ek minute rukkiye, jhaadu lagaa lun..
Main-Abe baadmein laga lena.. Mujhe jaldi hai..
Shopk-Aap dekhlo tabtak..
Usne bina mujhe dekhe kaha toh maine uske kapdon k table k uppar se parda hataaya toh niche kapde yun he paddey they maine apna size dhunda toh ek jeans milli mujhe or ek t-shirt and ek gamcha hyderabadi type..
Main-Changing room kidhar hai??
Shopk-Tumhaare ghar.. Hahahaha..Arrey miyan yahaan Changing room ka kya kaam..
Ye sun main uske tent k piche aaya or turant kapde nikaale apne even underwear takk nikaal diya and gamche se khudko puri tarah poncha maine and then naye kapde pehan liye and woh kapde ikatha karke waapis naddi mein faink diye or waapis dukaan mein aaya mera phone theek tha still baaki kuch mere pass tha nahi..
Main-Kitane hue??
Shopk-500 Rupaye miyan.. Ek he rate hai..
Main-Arrey akela gamcha nahi tha bhai ye t-shirt or jeans bhi lee hai..
Shopk-Haan Miya sabke 500 hogaye.. Yahi rate hai..
Main-500 Rupaye mein Jeans, tshirt or gamcha?? Bhai kahaan aagaya main??
Shopk-Sale mein yahi rate hai miyan..
Bhenchod brands toh maadarchod loot rahe hain fir logon ko.. Maine usko 500 rupaye transfer kiye and bahaar aaya shop se toh bahaar ek halwai ki shop pe aag jall rahi thi toh kuch log wahaan aag shake rahe they toh main sabse aage jaake khadda hua.. Bhenchod tattey takk freeze hogaye holy fuck.. Sirr bhayanak dard karne laga tha.. Kya paani tha maadarchod.. Kuch seconds saari aag ko apne andar bharrke main nikala market se and Randy ko call kiya..
Randy - Boss where the fuck are you??
Main - Idhar market mein bhosdk..
Randy - Kya swimming ki hai boss aapne.. Gajab dekha main uppar se..
Main-Lund swimming bhosdk sab kuch jamm gaya idhar mujhe pick kar idhar aake main location bhejta hun..
Randy - Ok.. Chang sath hai??
Main-Nahi woh mujhse kaafi pehle nikal gaya tha..
Randy - Toh kahaan gaya woh..
Main-Mere saamne hai or bhaagta hua aaraha hai..
Chang mere saamne se bhayanak bhaagta hua aaraha tha or uske piche Mady k bandey they wohlog uske piche bhaag rahe they Chang ne mujhe dekha or bhaagtey hue mere pass se nikal gaya.. Main wahin freeze hogaya Mady k 3 bandey mere pass se nikale uske piche..
Main-Chang theek hai bhaag raha hai.. Nikal jaaega aaraam se woh..
Main aage badha toh aage se mujhe bhagti hui meri taraf aati dikhi Mady or uske 2 orr sathi.. Main again freeze hogaya woh dono mere pass se nikale then Mady nikali..
Main-Randy bachhh gaya bhaaaaa...
"AP??? Is this you??" hello?? AP...
Woh Mady mere piche se mere saamne aai waapis..
Main-tum kon?? Kya main jaanta hun aapko??
Mady - Nahi but main tumhe jaanti hun.. Main Anjali k sath kaam kar chuki hun actually main ISS se hun., I am Mady . Anjali knows me very well..
Main-Oh.. ISS.. Bade log?? Humne ISS k sath kab kaam. Kiya??
Mady - Oh tum nahi they tab, tumhara treatment chal raha tha koi.. Anjali and team thi bus..Tum yahaan kya kar rahe ho??
"Mam he is still running, permission to shoot"??
Uska walkie talkie baja..
Mady-Nahi don't shoot public place hai i am coming.. AP main contact karti hun tumhe Anjali se number leke.. Currently i am on a very important mission..
Main-Sure sure..
Ye sunke woh turant bhaagi wahaan se..
Main - Randy.. Bhai.. Bahot din se moutt ko itane pass se naa dekha hai..
Randy - Suna maine.. Pehchaana kaise usne??
Main-Abe maine kapde change karliye they or mask wagairaah nahi rakha tha... Issliye woh mujhe pehchaan gayi..
Randy - Fuck..
Main-Fuck kya be lawde acha hai mujhe pehchaan gayi unn kapdo mein dekh leti toh thok deti.. Bhenchod kya bacha hun main.. Chang bawligand abhi marwa deta mujhe.. Bhenchod dhakk dhakk hogayi thi be ekdum piche se waapis aai.. Jaldi aa pick kar mujhe..
Randy - On my way..
Call disconnected..
Bhenchod gand fatt gayi thi bhai.. Literally.. Fuckkk..But bhai kya pre planning ki hai maine holy fuck maano mujhe pata tha ye aisa kuch hoga, Lekin ab ek or problem saamne hai ab ye maadarchod ko kya jawaab dunga.. Fuckkk.. Gand maarlo meri bhenchod sablog millke bhen k lawde..Kuch toh theek ho life mein iski maa ki chut..Ab ye mere piche padegi, shakk naa ho jaae bhenchod..
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Sab kuch sahi ho jaye to phir AP kaun kahega. Jaisay ki Randy ne kaha thaa ki bad news ke alawa hota hi kiya hai AP ki life me yah to uske karam hai Jo us bad news ko good news me change ho jata hai. Ab Maddy N MOD naam ke do khatre uske samne hain. Ab dekhna hai kaisay solve karta hai yah jigsaw puzzle.Update-185(Close Call) Main underwater he woh Mady or uski team se durr bhaagne laga or ek lambi underwater dive k baad main paani se uppar aaya toh wohlog mujhse kaafi piche they but unhone dekh liya tha issliye woh goli chalatey hue meri taraf bhaage toh maine turant ek or lamba sans liya and waapis gaya underwater and abki baar gand faad swim kiya maine, pura dum lag raha tha bhenchod kyunki ek toh paani itana thanda uppar se paani kaa force and then main underwater tha so main next time paani se uppar aaya toh turant he sans leke waapis niche chala gaya and abki baar thoda or aage aake river k kinaare ugge ghaas ko pakkadke river se bahaar aaya, main enter hua tha usase dusari taraf bahaar nikala, ab bahaar aaya toh meri puri body sunn padd gayi thi maine mera mask theek kiya and piche dekha toh wohlog river k dusari side they and woh merese piche he rukke they kyunki wahaan unke saamne Chang bhi meri he taraf nikala tha river mein lekin Chang k pass ek foot bridge tha toh wohlog uss footbridge pe chaddke Chang ki taraf bhaage or Chang bhaaga unse aage Chang easily bach jaane waala tha unse toh main khud bhaaga aage ki taraf ki kahin meri taraf naa bhaag aaein wohlog.. Main saamne ek mini market mein ghussa toh market abhi half open thi fish wagairaah and kapde wagairaah ki market thi mujhe sabse close ek tent dikha jo ek kapdon ki sale shop thi or shop waala banda bus laga he raha tha dukaan ko.. Mujhe kapde badalne they warna bhenchod Gand fatt jaaegi sardi mein, Behosh hone waala kaam hojaaega and Obviously woh Mady and team bhi iss area mein he hain toh kapdon se Pehchaan lenge mujhe agar dekh liya toh.
Main - Bhai mere size k kapde dikha..
Shopkeeper - Miyan ek minute rukkiye, jhaadu lagaa lun..
Main-Abe baadmein laga lena.. Mujhe jaldi hai..
Shopk-Aap dekhlo tabtak..
Usne bina mujhe dekhe kaha toh maine uske kapdon k table k uppar se parda hataaya toh niche kapde yun he paddey they maine apna size dhunda toh ek jeans milli mujhe or ek t-shirt and ek gamcha hyderabadi type..
Main-Changing room kidhar hai??
Shopk-Tumhaare ghar.. Hahahaha..Arrey miyan yahaan Changing room ka kya kaam..
Ye sun main uske tent k piche aaya or turant kapde nikaale apne even underwear takk nikaal diya and gamche se khudko puri tarah poncha maine and then naye kapde pehan liye and woh kapde ikatha karke waapis naddi mein faink diye or waapis dukaan mein aaya mera phone theek tha still baaki kuch mere pass tha nahi..
Main-Kitane hue??
Shopk-500 Rupaye miyan.. Ek he rate hai..
Main-Arrey akela gamcha nahi tha bhai ye t-shirt or jeans bhi lee hai..
Shopk-Haan Miya sabke 500 hogaye.. Yahi rate hai..
Main-500 Rupaye mein Jeans, tshirt or gamcha?? Bhai kahaan aagaya main??
Shopk-Sale mein yahi rate hai miyan..
Bhenchod brands toh maadarchod loot rahe hain fir logon ko.. Maine usko 500 rupaye transfer kiye and bahaar aaya shop se toh bahaar ek halwai ki shop pe aag jall rahi thi toh kuch log wahaan aag shake rahe they toh main sabse aage jaake khadda hua.. Bhenchod tattey takk freeze hogaye holy fuck.. Sirr bhayanak dard karne laga tha.. Kya paani tha maadarchod.. Kuch seconds saari aag ko apne andar bharrke main nikala market se and Randy ko call kiya..
Randy - Boss where the fuck are you??
Main - Idhar market mein bhosdk..
Randy - Kya swimming ki hai boss aapne.. Gajab dekha main uppar se..
Main-Lund swimming bhosdk sab kuch jamm gaya idhar mujhe pick kar idhar aake main location bhejta hun..
Randy - Ok.. Chang sath hai??
Main-Nahi woh mujhse kaafi pehle nikal gaya tha..
Randy - Toh kahaan gaya woh..
Main-Mere saamne hai or bhaagta hua aaraha hai..
Chang mere saamne se bhayanak bhaagta hua aaraha tha or uske piche Mady k bandey they wohlog uske piche bhaag rahe they Chang ne mujhe dekha or bhaagtey hue mere pass se nikal gaya.. Main wahin freeze hogaya Mady k 3 bandey mere pass se nikale uske piche..
Main-Chang theek hai bhaag raha hai.. Nikal jaaega aaraam se woh..
Main aage badha toh aage se mujhe bhagti hui meri taraf aati dikhi Mady or uske 2 orr sathi.. Main again freeze hogaya woh dono mere pass se nikale then Mady nikali..
Main-Randy bachhh gaya bhaaaaa...
"AP??? Is this you??" hello?? AP...
Woh Mady mere piche se mere saamne aai waapis..
Main-tum kon?? Kya main jaanta hun aapko??
Mady - Nahi but main tumhe jaanti hun.. Main Anjali k sath kaam kar chuki hun actually main ISS se hun., I am Mady . Anjali knows me very well..
Main-Oh.. ISS.. Bade log?? Humne ISS k sath kab kaam. Kiya??
Mady - Oh tum nahi they tab, tumhara treatment chal raha tha koi.. Anjali and team thi bus..Tum yahaan kya kar rahe ho??
"Mam he is still running, permission to shoot"??
Uska walkie talkie baja..
Mady-Nahi don't shoot public place hai i am coming.. AP main contact karti hun tumhe Anjali se number leke.. Currently i am on a very important mission..
Main-Sure sure..
Ye sunke woh turant bhaagi wahaan se..
Main - Randy.. Bhai.. Bahot din se moutt ko itane pass se naa dekha hai..
Randy - Suna maine.. Pehchaana kaise usne??
Main-Abe maine kapde change karliye they or mask wagairaah nahi rakha tha... Issliye woh mujhe pehchaan gayi..
Randy - Fuck..
Main-Fuck kya be lawde acha hai mujhe pehchaan gayi unn kapdo mein dekh leti toh thok deti.. Bhenchod kya bacha hun main.. Chang bawligand abhi marwa deta mujhe.. Bhenchod dhakk dhakk hogayi thi be ekdum piche se waapis aai.. Jaldi aa pick kar mujhe..
Randy - On my way..
Call disconnected..
Bhenchod gand fatt gayi thi bhai.. Literally.. Fuckkk..But bhai kya pre planning ki hai maine holy fuck maano mujhe pata tha ye aisa kuch hoga, Lekin ab ek or problem saamne hai ab ye maadarchod ko kya jawaab dunga.. Fuckkk.. Gand maarlo meri bhenchod sablog millke bhen k lawde..Kuch toh theek ho life mein iski maa ki chut..Ab ye mere piche padegi, shakk naa ho jaae bhenchod..
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