Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Update-237(AP The Great) ​

So humlog Jagat family k bodyguard bane hue they, and Ab jab Jagat ki family ko meri asliyat pata chal gayi thi subah subah toh finally humaari job yahaan easy hone waali thi, kyunki unke reaction se saaf tha ki woh doobara mujhse bakchodi karne ki sochenge bhi nahi. Ab main gaadi leke haweli aaya fresh hua nahaya kapde change kiye then breakfast k liye niche aaya toh sablog ek sath they aaj, bus Abeer or Ami missing they jo Jagat k yahaan they..


Deva-Kaisa chal raha hai sab...


Main-Badhiya hai bhai..


Deva-Raatko wahin tha??


Main-Range Rover mein...


Deva-Kyun andar so jaata..


Main-Arrey naa naa..


Babhi-Sharam aagayi hogi bechare ko..


Main-Naa babhi aise bheed mein mujhe nind nahi aati..


Deva-Areey by the way uska call aaya tha raatko.. Kya Naam tha uska.. Arrey kon tha woh Gupta ji..


Guptaji-Raman Bhargav bhai..


Deva-Haan wahi.. Bolraha tha kissi ne uske bhai ko maara hai toh kya woh aa shakta hai yahaan? toh maine bola tha yahaan aake baat karna khudse kuch matt karna..


Guptaji-Subah aagaya hoga bhai..


Deva-Yeah. Pata nahi kisne maara uske bhai ko..


Main-Maine..


Deva-Tune??


Main-I mean maine khudse nahi maara.. Marwaya..


Deva-Kyun kya hua??


Main-Woh Jagat ki beti ka friend ya boyfriend aisa he kuch tha . Or bahot jyaada rude tha.. Bahot jyaada harr kissi se jhagda kar raha tha then he abused Jaanwar and me so mujhe laga isko bhejdena caahiye yahaan se toh better hai..


Deva-Acha kiya.. By the way 3 he din ki protection k liye kahi thi na Jagat ne??


Main-Yeah... 2 din orr..Sam Ravi kahaan hain..


Babhi-College gaye hain, woh thodi teri tarah hain..


Main-Aji haan, babhi meri tarah koi naa hai..


Babhi-Last time college kab gaya tha??


Main-Hmmm.. Sach kahun toh yaad takk nahi hai..


Babhi-Dekha..


Main-Aap chinta matt karo exams mein unse jyaada number naa aajaaein toh kehna.. Abhi nikalta hun main..


Babhi-Byee..


Main waapis Jagat k yahaan aaya or same routine chaalu tha dhoop nikal rahi thi toh pura din unke lawn mein pair pe pair rakh k baithaney waala tha main issi planning k sath Main ek side aake baitha dhoop mein..


"Hiii"


Ye sunke main piche mudda toh Piche woh Jagat ki beti Mahi uski behan Or bhai khaddey they..


Main-Arrey madam aaiye aaiye.. Please sit..Boliye how can i help you..


Mahi-We are really really sorry..


Main-Arrey aap kyun sorry bolrahe ho madam.. Woh bhi ek security guard ko..


Maine hanste hue kaha.


Mahi-Please, at least suno toh sahi.. We are new here so humein pata nahi tha..


Main-I know..


Mahi-Aapko kaise pata ?


Main-Agar tumhe mere baare mein pata hota toh tum mere saamne bolti nahi.. Himmat he nahi hoti..


Mahi-Exactly my point.. I had no idea, literally i thought tum ek security guard ho..


Main - Wahi toh tha main..


Mahi - But uske alawa bhi toh bahot kuch ho tum..


Main-True that..


Mahi-Can i sit here..


Main-Arrey bilkul .. Baitho.. Apna he ghar samjho..


Woh teeno mere saamne baithtey..


Mahi-So humne research ki aapke uppar..


Main-Interesting..


Mahi-Divyanshu k bhaiya majaak nahi kar rahe they.. Aap real mein God Of North India ho..


Main-Yeah.. Literally.. The One and only..


Mahi-We are really really sorry..


Main-For what??


Mahi-For everything.. Woh actually hum already frustrated they ki humein yun bina baat yahaan bula liya gaya and we hate it here so woh frustration Papa pe nikaal nahi shaktey toh aaplogon ko kuch bhi boldiya.


Main-Don't worry about it..


Mahi - Sachmein maaf kiya aapne??


Main-Yeah.. For sure.. Main grudges nahi rakhta...


Mahi-Well google toh kuch or he kehta hai aapke baare mein..


Main-Jaise ki??


Vipin - Ki aap apne enemies ko jinda nahi chhodtey..


Main-Hahahaa. Woh enemies alag hain, galat bolne se koi mera enemy nahi ban jaata.. Dont worry tumlogon ko nahi maarunga..


Maine hanste hue kaha..


Priya-Kal.. Kal.. Akansha ne aapke sath photo daala tha.. Maine dekha bhi tha but mujhe laga koi or hoga.



Main-Kon Akasnha??


Priya-Arreyy.. Bollywood actress.. Singer..


Main - By face jaanta hounga..


Priya-That's even more impressive..


Main-I guess..


Priya-Keval Akansha he nahi.. Divyanka, Vivek Purohit, Jeevan, Naresh Avasthi.. Etcetera celebrities ne photos daale hain aapke sath ..


Main-Kal humaare ghar marriage thi toh yeah wahaan bahot logon k sath photo lee thi maine wohlog khuss hojaatey hain politicians k sath photo khinchwaake..


Priya-But aap toh politician nahi ho..


Main-Oh trust me Mujhse bada politician India mein naa hoga koi..


Mahi - Still again we are really sorry for everything okk??


Main-Yeah it's ok..


Humlog bahaar dhoop mein baithtey they main gate k just saamne or gate opened tha or mujhe saamne again wahi gaadi dikhi jo mujhe kal dikhi thi same make nd model aaj driver mujhe nahi dikha as Mahi mere just samne baithi thi toh woh gaadi bus mujhe wahaan se jaati hui dikhi woh bhi thodi slowly slowly.. Hmmm.. Interesting.. Kuch toh gadbad hai beta.. Something is wrong here.. Kuch toh bakchodi hai yaa toh ye koi mera he dushman hai.. Most probably ye Vilas Singh ka banda hoga kyunki ab Sanjay Das ki taraf se wahi aane waala hai so most probably ye Vilas k bandey he honge jo mujhpe najar rakhe hue hain.. But jo bhi tha ye gadbad mein tha i dont know kya but yes..


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Update-238(Sudha Choudhary) ​

Main uss gaadi k baare mein soch he raha tha ki baaki sablog bhi aagaye breakfast karke or woh teeno bhai behan baaki sabko bhi ek baar sorry bolke nikal gaye.

Humlog ne pura din again same routine se nikaala aaj Jagat ki family mein se koi bahaar nahi gaya toh hum sab wahin they ab shyaam ko Jagat mere pass aaya..

Jagat - AP i know tumne humein bahaar jaane se mana kiya hai but aaj humein thoda bahaar jaana hai..

Main - No worries.. Jaake aao bindaas..

Jagat - Well humaari puri family jaa rahi hai ek known k betey ki shaadi hai..

Main- Sure go ahead.. Ye sablog chale jaaenge tumhaare sath I'll stay here..

Jagat - Tum nahi aaoge??

Main-Mehh.. Not really.. Don't worry Mady ki team Abeer or Ami yelog kaafi hain..

Jagat - Ok.. Just letting you know..

Main-Cool..

Jagat chala gaya wahaan se maine Mady wagairaah ko unke sath jaane k liye ready kardiya..Fuck that main koi shaadi mein nahi jaane waala..

Khair shyaam 7 baje Jagat ki family ready thi jaane k liye and wohlog k sath baaki sab jaane waale they mere alawa main tabtak ghar jaane waala tha so main nikala ghar k liye..

Ghar aaya toh bhai or babhi ready they kahin jaane k liye..

Main-Waah babhi bhayanak cute lagrele ho.

Babhi-Aww! Thanks Betu..

Main-Kidhar Jaa rahe waise..

Deva-Tujhe nahi maalum??Arrey teri wajah se he toh shaadi horahi hai..Teri best friend k Bete ki shaadi hai..

Main-Aaila. Aisa kon aagaya..

Deva-Sudha choudhary K Betey Dheeraj ki shaadi hai..

Main-Oh Fuck really?? Uski shaadi toh sachmein meri wajah se he horahi hai..

Deva-Or nahi toh kya.

Well Sudha Chaudhary k Bete ki shaadi sachmuch meri wajah se he horahi hai.. Yaad hai uska affair chal raha tha apne dost ki biwi k sath jisko maine publicly expose kardiya tha fir majburan Sudha ko shaadi k liye haan bolna padda tha.. Wahaan toh jaana tha yaar maine promise kiya tha Sudha ko ki main jarur aaunga..

Main-Yaar wahaan toh jaana tha mereko.. Maine promise kiya tha Sudha ko ki jarur aaunga..

Deva-Well.. Awesome.. Jaa meri jagah.. Mujhe toh waise bhi nahi jaana uske yahaan.. Woh toh woh Mangal ki shaadi mein aai thi toh humaari side se kissi ko toh jaana padega..

Main-True.

Deva-Tu lejaa Deepu ko..

Main-Ok.. Sure.. Hell yeah.. Matlab woh Jagat family bhi udhar he gayi hogi... Babhi main ready hoke aata hun..

Babhi - Jaldi please haan..

Main-Abhi aaya babhi.. 5 minutes..

Main room mein aaya seconds k hissab se nahaya and then main ready hua and same kapde pehne jo Mangal ki shaadi mein pehne they 35 lakh ka attire tha mera bhenchod dushman k yahaan toh style se jaana caahiye bc.. Main niche aaya..

Main-9 minutes mein aagya babhi..

Babhi - Great.. Chal ab.

Main-Gaadi nikaal laaun main aap baitho tabtak..

Babhi-Gaadi bahaar haina..

Main-Woh nahi mehngi waali leke jaaunga.. Rukko..

Babhi - Mr Showoff..

Main bahaar aaya garage gaya jahaan Rahul tha apne shyaam kaka ka beta usko bola Aston Martin nikaal laa.. Woh 5 minutes baad gaadi leke waapis aaya bhenchod ye hui naa baat currently ye meri sabse jyaada show off waali Car hai ektoh bhenchod mehangi hai uppar se supercar hai then iski sound bhenchod insane hai specially upgrade karwa lene k baad so yeah ye car best thi.. Main bahaar aaya babhi ko baithaya and nikale humlog.

Babhi-Dulhe ko direct competition dene jaaraha hai lagta hai.. Looking awesome haan AP..

Main-Arrey dulha ghanta mere competition mein aaega babhi..

Babhi - True.. Tu alag he hai.. One and only..

Main-Exactly....Dushman k ghar jaane kaa maja he kuch orr hai.. Aapko pata hai wahaan k 90% guests mere haters millenge..

Babhi - Really??

Main-Oh yeah majaak nahi 90% log meri shakal dekhna nahi caahtey wahaan.. Dekhlena jaake aap..

Babhi - Hehhee.. Jealous people..

Main-Yess.. Arrey btw gift wagairaah liya kuch??

Babhi - Kahaan.. Lena hai.. Kya dein??

Main-I don't know.. Aap batao.. Main ghanta gift dunga kissi ko..

Babhi - Sun main Uski wife k liye kuch lelungi tu uss ladke k liye kuch lelena..

Main-Mall se he lelenge it'll be quicker..

Babhi-Ok..

Main-Jaldi karna haan please..

Maine gaadi mall parking mein lee main watch lene waala tha. But mehangi waali jisko pehananey pe majbur ho saamne waala atleast ek baar k liye toh.. Jab bhi pehane usse yaad aaye ki maine kaisi gand maari thi uski.. So main seedha Rolex mein gaya wahaan se Record 45 seconds mein ek watch khareedi almost 9 lakh ki and then main turant waapis parking mein aagaya.. Thankfully aaj babhi ne bhi jyaada time nahi lagaya or woh jaldi he aagaye as humlog already bahot late they so humlog nikale wahaan se and seedha Sudha Chaudhary k Bungalow pe aaye jo bc jagmag saja rakha tha pura, police, security media sablog mojjud they as kaafi vips aae honge..But Main gaadi bilkul aage takk leke gaya and wahaan park karke humlog niche uttare ab media ko main dikhun or woh mere piche naa bhaage woh toh impossible hai so media ka jhund meri taraf bhaga but thankfully police or Security waalon ne unhe piche he rokk liya and humlog chale Sudha k ghar k andar.. Ok here goes nothing..

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Update-239(Baldev Patel - 1)​

Humlog andar enter hue toh pura lawn saja rakha tha ekdum badhiya se..

Babhi - Nice decorations haan..

Main-True..

"Hii There AP".

Humaare side se ek ladki ki awaaj aai main mudda toh woh thi Shreya Choudhary, Sudha ki beti, woh news channel wali and uske sath uski choti behan Neha jo mere college mein hai.. Wohlog logon k welcome k liye khaddey they..

Main-Oh Hii Shreya..

Shreya-Deepika Ji Welcome Welcome.. Thank for gracing us with your presence..

Deepika -Arrey aana toh tha he..

Shreya k sath formality karke humlog aage aaye toh sabse pehle humein dikha ek jhund India k sabse bade and powerful netao kaa jhund.. Wahaan Sudha thi Uska londa and uski wife uske alawa ab India K Prime Minister, then almost sab cabinet ministers or Ruling party President or Ruling party ka mera sabse bada dushman Balvant Patel and unke alawa most importantly ekmaatar sensible aadmi, India ka sabse powerful politician and India ka Home Minister and Balvant Patel ka Baap Baldev Patel.. Ruling party ka i guess ekmaatar aisa shaks jo mujhse Nafrat nahi karta ye sachmein bahot badhiya shaks hai humaara family friend hai ye mere dadaji ka khaas tha... Usse dekh mujhe better feel hua warna toh maadarchod sab dushman he dikhe wahaan mujhe.

Khair unke sath unki families uske alawa kuch businessmans unki families wagairaah wahaan mojjud thi almost 30-35 logon ka jhund tha woh.. Babhi ko koi relative mill gayi wahaan toh woh unke sath baat karne lagi or main uss jhund k orr close aaya taaki sabko by face dekh shakun.. Kyunki CBI waali kirti k according meri gand maarne waale yahi log they Sabse aage Sudha Choudhary and Balvant patel and kaafi saare cabinet ministers.. Apna Jagat bhi wahin baitha tha apni biwi k sath uski betiyan or beta piche khaddey they uske.. Main aage aaya toh meri najar Baldev Se takraai or mujhe dekhtey he woh hanste hue khadda hua..

Baldev-Aaao aao mere sher aao..

Ye sun main hanste hue unki taraf gaya or unke pair chune ko jukha toh unhone mujhe bichmein he pakkad liya..

Baldev-Arrey tu toh galle mill galle..

Ab uske bolne se sabka dhyaan gaya meri taraf or mujhe literally bhenchod jalne ki boo aai.. Literally..

Baldev - Kaise ho??

Main-Badhiya uncle aap batao??

Baldev-Mujhe kya he hoga haan?? 77 ki umar mein bhi ghode jaisa khadda hun..

Main-(Hanske) I can see that...

Baldev-Khadda kyun hai baith.. Sudha chair lagwane ka bolo kissi ko....

Sudha-Jii..

Main-Arrey nahi aaplog baitho important baat chal rahi hogi..

Baldev-Arrey inse toh main rojj mill leta hun tumse bhalla kab mill paata hun baitho baitho..

Ek nokar ne wahaan chair lagaai uncle k just bagal mein or main baitha unke sath..

Baldev-Deva se toh mulaqaat hoti rehti hai tu eid ka chand horaha hai bilkul.. Tumhare ghar aaya toh bhi nahi dikhta tu..

Main-Bus idhar udhar he kahin hounga uncle..

Baldev- Ye toh hai, harr jagah he hota hai tu..Ek din bhi aisa nahi jissdin tera jikar nahi sunta main..

Main-Hopefully acha jikar he hota hoga..

Baldev-Hahaha.. Ofcourse Acha he hoga. Actually abhi bhi tera he jikar hone wala tha .By the way ye apne Nanda ji ko jaanta hoga tu.. Businessman hain bahot bade..

Nanda-Arrey sir bade kahaan....

Baldev-Chup.. Hai so hai.. So ye abhi keh rahe they ki Sudha ji k bete ki hone waali bahu kitani kismat waali hai ki North India ki Sabse powerful family mein uski shaadi horahi hai.. Toh maine unko kaha ki no doubt bahu kismat waali jarur hai jo itane badhiya gharaane mein uski shaadi horahi hai or Sudha jaisi Saas milli hai jo maa se bhi badhke hai.. Lekin ye powerful waali baat main nahi maanta.. Bilkul bhi nahi.. Toh ab Nanda ne mujhse pucha ki Patel Sahaab or bhalla kon ho shakta hai North India mein. Arrey murkh insaan ye hai North India ki sabse powerful family.. Literally.. Inse uppar North India mein koi nahi hai uppar kya koi aas pass bhi nahi hai no one..

Main-Arrey bus uncle aapki daya hai..

Baldev-Naa naa naa.. Koi daya nahi hai AP ye mehnat hai pehle tumhaare dadaji ki fir tumhare bhai ki or ab Teri..Meri kya daya hogi?? Mere uppar tere Dadaji ki daya thi.. Pm sahaab..

PM-Ji....

Baldev - Aapko ek bahot puraani baat sunata hun.. Main or Tumhare Cacha ji jab koi 22-23 ki ummar k rahe honge jawaan khoon tha or hum uss samay ki sarkar k khilaaf pardarshan kar rahe they or uss time ki sarkaar aapko pata he hai kitani shaktishali thi ektarfa jeet jaatey they wohlog harr jagah, humse doguna rutba tha unka.. Toh hum dono ne dharna diya or kaafi kuch utt pataang bola sarkaar ko toh humaare uppar khud uss time k Prime Minister ne case karwa diya tha or arrest warrant nikalwa diya pure desh ki police piche padd gayi thi humaare kabhi Chennai kabhi Pune kabhi Mumbai kabhi Goa aise bhaage fir rahe they lekin police wahin pohanch jaati fir end mein Hum gaye Haryana issi sehar mein yahaan mille hum iske dadaji, Choudhary sahaab se unse pehle 2-3 baar Delhi mulaqaat hui thi toh humne madad maangi unse or unhone kaha ki chinta matt karo yahaan tumhe koi nahi pakkadne aaega.. Humne kaha dhanywaad Choudhary Sahaab bus chippne ki jagah or dedo bus kuch din.. Toh unhone hanske Humse pucha Chippna kyu hai?? Maine kaha ki arre Choudhary Sahaab Desh ki harr tarah ki police humaare piche paddi hai, Prime Minister ne khud humein pakkadne k aadesh diye hain isase bura bhalla kya ho shakta hai toh chippna toh padega he.. Toh unhone hanske kaha uski koi jarurat nahi hai ye bolke unhone humaare saamne telephone uthaya hum kuch samjh paatey usase pehle unhone phone laga diya tha or bus itana he kaha.." Baldev Patel or Ram Singh humaare mehmaan hain or humaari haweli mein reh rahe hain inhe koi takleef nahi honi chahiye" .. Or saamne se awaaj aai "Ji Choudhary sahaab jo hukkum".. Bus unhone phone rakh diya.. Ab humein laga kissi police waale ko lagaya hoga phone toh humne kaha ki Choudhary sahaab police ki nahi chalegi humein pakkadne ka aadesh khud Prime Minister ne diya hai toh aapke phone ko kon sunega.. Toh unhone bade he aaram se hanste hue apni typical haryanvi mein kaha "Pehalwaan Yo Pardhan Mantri ka he phone tha".. HE Called the damn Prime Minister for us.. Or uss time toh woh politics mein bhi nahi they puri tarah se, or independence India ka aajtak k sabse powerful prime minister ne unko kaha "Ji Choudhary Sahaab Jo Hukkum"....

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Update-240(Baldev Patel - 2)​

Baldev-Ye thi unki power ghar baithtey-2 sarkaar hila diya kartey they woh.. Or aajtak woh power kam nahi hone di hai Deva ne.. Samjhe Nanda ji.. Toh koi or nahi yelog hai North India ki sabse powerful family...By far arrey Sudha kya humsab milke North India k 95% hisson mein inko takkar nahi de shaktey..

Main-Arrey bus kariye uncle Sudha ji bura maan jaaengi..

Baldev - Haahaha.. Woh jaanti hai ye baat Ankit woh jaanti hai.. Kyun Sudha..

Sudha-Jo aap kaho sir..

Sudha ne jhuthi hansi hanste hue kaha..


Baldev- Arrey Nanda or toh chhodo ye dekho yahaan tumhe cabinet k 70% minister baithe dikh rahe hain, haina?? Inka kaam hai bolna inhe koi chupp nahi karwa shakta even parliament mein koi chup nahi karwa paata or ab dekho kaise baithe hain chup chaap ,ye issi ki wajah se baithtey hain warna iske aane se pehle sab kya kahaaniya suna rahe they..

Baldev ne hanste hue kaha..

Baldev - Or abhi toh ye bacha he hai 25-26 ka toh saara he hai ye..

Nanda-Maan gaya Baldev ji..

Baldev- Arrey waise akele aaye ho Ankit?

Main-Nahi uncle Babhi aai hain sath..

Baldev - Arrey milwaao humein fir kahaan hain..

Main-Main bulata hun Uncle..

Baldev - Arrey chalo chalke mill letey hain.. Aao..

Ye bolke woh chair se uthe or unke uthne se sablog ek baar uthe.. Ye thi uski power woh basically Central Government ka AP tha he was an insane person.. Jo bolna hota tha woh munh pe he bolta tha passand aaye toh theek hai warna maa chudao apni.

Baldev - Baitho baitho..Arrey tum bhi baitho iske hotey mujhe security ki jarurat nahi hai..

Usne apne security waalon ko baithne ka ishara kiya.. Or main unko leke babhi k pass aaya.. Babhi ne unhe dekhtey he unke pair chuwe..

Baldev - Jeeti raho Jeeti raho bahurani.. Kaisi ho beta ??

Babhi-Main badhiya hun uncle aap kaise ho??

Baldev - Ekdum fit.. Mujhe bhalla kya he hoga.. Or ghar pariwar kaisa hai??

Babhi - Sab badhiya uncle.. Hoke jaaiye ghar aaj..

Baldev - Arrey kahaan beta yahaan se seedha Delhi jaana hai fir kabhi aaunga..

Babhi- Your always welcome uncle..

Baldev - Woh toh pata hai beta pichle 54-55 saal se Tumhaari haweli k darwaaje mere liye humesha khulle he hain.. Tum baat karo mujhe Ankit se thoda kaam hai..

Babhi - Jii uncle.. Take care..

Baldev - Aao Ankit..

Ye bolke woh mujhe leke ek side aaye or apne PA ko bolke 2 chairs lagwaai wahaan.. And then PA ko bhi bhej diya..

Baldev - Woh dekh rahe ho.. Woh Bharat ka bhavishya hai.. Can you belive it??

Unhone woh sab ministers ki taraf ishara kiya..

Baldev - Its unbelievable.. They are like bunch of kids with power.. Don't get me wrong wohlog bahot badhiya politicians hain no doubt about that but apart from that they are nothing.. Nothing..

Main-Aap keh rahe ho toh theek he hoga..

Baldev - Oh don't kid me AP.. Tumhe pata hai ye sab, even mujhse jyaada pata hai tumhe in sabke baare mein..

Main-Yeah..

Baldev - Fir?? I don't know tumhara kya issue hai inke sath but i guess inmein se aadhe se jyaada log teri shakal dekhna passand nahi kartey..

Main-More than half uncle 80% lagalo..

Baldev - Yeah.. Obviously mere saamne kuch bolne ki aukaat nahi hai inki but mujhse bhalla koi baat kabhi chippi rahi hai jo ye rakhenge.. Toh mujhe pata hai tujhse kuch toh problem hai inko i dont know kya obviously jealousy ek reason hai unsabko pata hai tumlog in sabko hata shaktey ho aaj nahi but in future yeah 100% lekin keval jealousy he ekmaatar reason nahi ho shakta..

Main-Reason toh main bata dunga aapko agar aap bura naa maano toh..

Ye sunke woh jor se hanse..

Baldev - Mujhe bura kyun lagega AP tujhe pata hai i dont care...

Main-Yeah. So reason aapke saamne hai..

Baldev - Kon Sudha???

Main-Yeah.. So jaisa aapne kaha ye sab suru Jealousy se he hua tha obviously Sudha is jealous of us..

Baldev - Woh aaj se thodi hai?? Najaane kitane he saal se hai..

Main-Exactly so suruwaat wahin se hui so woh iss jealousy ko ek step uppar legayi mere against plotting karke, woh mere uppar CBI waali situation issi ne suruwaat ki thi uski, lekin main ignore kardeta obviously lekin woh akeli hoti toh, actually usne ek puri team banwai Cabinet ministers ki mujhe gayab karwane k liye obviously main naam nahi bataunga woh aapko khud pata honge i know.. So unhe laga tha ki mujhe gayab karne k baad woh Bhai or party ko daba denge..

Baldev-(Hanske) Idiots...

Main-Exactly but i bounced back..

Baldev-Like you always do..

Main-Yep.. Woh game palat gaya inhi k uppar or main double popular hogaya..

Baldev-Yeah easily..

Main-Ab dekho uncle tabtak maine inka kuch nahi bigaada tha main babhi ki kasam khaata hun maine inko kuch nahi kiya tha..

Baldev - Kasam ki jarurat nahi hai Ankit i believe you.. I know they fucked up..

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Update-241(Baldev Patel - 3)​

Baldev - I know suruwaat inhone he ki hogi..

Main-Wahi toh kyunki unmein se jyaadatar ko toh mai to jaanta bhi nahi tha ki ye hai kon or mujhe pata laga ki ye banda mere against tha.. Ab obviously mujhe badla caahiye tha then mujhe pata chala ki kon kon shaamil tha isme toh bahot saare naam saamne aaye kuch aise naam jo bahot uppar they toh mujhe laga isme toh bahot time jaaega itana time main Sanjay pe lagaaunga toh Sanjay ko End kardunga main toh kyu main time waste karun.. Yelog mere badle k kaabil nahi they.. Or aapko pata hai mere liye badla he sabkuch hai..

Baldev-Tumhare khoon mein he hai woh..

Main-Exactly.. Fir bhi maine inn sabko baksh diya totally ki chhodo... Ab sab theek tha main sab bhull gaya tha and main apne kaam mein busy tha but yet again they Striked.. Woh factory waala issue pata he hoga aapko..

Baldev - (Hanske) Oh yeah.. Ussi issue ki wajah se toh shaadi horahi hai aaj..

Main-Hahaha.. Wahi.. Toh Sudha ne fir panga liya apni so called gang k sath mujhse and woh factory humaare area mein khaddi kardi.. Directly humein target kiya usne directly.. Usne mujhe nahi bhai ko challenge kiya tha ab ye main sehne waala nahi tha so i Striked and fir chippi hui ghum rahi hai..


Baldev - Ye naasamajh log samjhtey nahi hain ki woh tumhe jitana dabaane ki koshish kar rahe hain tu usase double upar aaraha hai.. Pehle woh CBI ki bakwass se unhone tujhe target kiya tu double popular hoke uppar aaya or ab ye factory waale kand se toh tujhe Bhagwaan he bana diya inhone logon kaa..

Main-Hehhehe..or Abhi bhi rukke kahaan honge..

Baldev-Oh bilkul bilkul, kuch na kuch toh abhi bhi chal raha hoga i know it.. Woh Tumhaari taraf kahaawat haina "Humaara kutta kitana guu khaata hai ye humein maalum hai" so wahi lagalo..

Ye sunke mujhe bhi hansi aagayi..

Main-Yep.. Insabke main chehre aka Bossk baare mein jaanana caahoge aap??

Baldev - Nahi mujhe pata hai already.. Humaare sehjaadey Balvant Patel ji he honge..

Main-(Hanske) Yep..Sachmein Aapko sab pata hota hai uncle...

Baldev - Well its easy AP jab bhi party ki taraf se koi negative cheej hoti hai ya koi galat kaam hota hai uska poster boy mera beta he hota hai so its easy to guess..

Main-I guess..

Baldev- But ye matt samajhna ki mera beta hai toh tum isko chhod doge jo banta hai woh karo AP.. Even jyaada karo tumhari jaankaari bus mujhtak he hai aage nahi mera beta tumhara kuch nahi lagta..

Main- Heheh.. Dont worry uncle main kisi ko kuch nahi karne waala already bahot kuch chal raha hai i dont have time for them.. So I'm ignoring them..

Baldev - Yess.. Its better to ignore them AP.. I know yelog galat kar rahe hain and all but still i suggest you ignore them AP until you can.. Kyunki currently they are very powerful very very very powerful.. So it's better to ignore them.. Fuck them karne do jo karte hain waise bhi tumhara kuch bigaad nahi shaktey yelog.. Karne do.. Sehlo thoda jabtak sehna hai or jab moka aaye tab tumhe mujhse behatar maalum hai kya karna hai...

Main-Yeah uncle don't worry about it, main kuch nahi karne waala..

Baldev-Great..Dekho Ankit tum India ka future ho, no doubt about it tumse jyaada popular India mein koi nahi hoga in near future issliye jo bhi karo dhyaan se karo. I know tum rojj karte ho ye sab but still dhyaan se karo kyunki tumhaare uppar bahot kuch depend karta hai or bhagwan naa caahe agar tumhe kuch hogaya naa toh India mein iss darkness se laddne waala koi nahi bachega, tumhe Bhagwaan ne ek tofa diya hai jiska use tum bakhubi kar rahe ho aise he kartey raho but ek ek step soch samjh k rakho kyunki jiss raaste pe tum ho naa uspe harr jagah khatra he khatra hai and you know it..

Main-Ji uncle.. Surely.. Aap bhi khayaal rakha karo bahot jyaada kaam kar rahe ho still aap or Bhagwaan naa caahe aapko kuch hogaya naa toh India ka present khatre mein hoga..Kyunki ek aap he ho jo insabko rokk rahe ho even i know ki main bhi aapki wajah se he bacha hua hun, kyunki abhi aapke darr se yelog chipp chipp k mujhe target kar rahe
hain agar aap naa hotey toh Yelog hath dhoke mere piche paddjaatey..

Baldev-Mujhe kuch nahi hoga Ankit. Dont worry about me or jabtak main jinda hun I'm standing with you and your family..

Main-Oh woh toh pata hai uncle mujhe..

Baldev -Acha sun mujhe nikalna hai abhi dhyaan rakhna apna samjha or Deva ko meri yaad dena..

Main-Ji uncle..

Humlog khaddey hue unhone mere sirpe hath rakha..

Baldev-Take care AP..

Ye bolke unhone apne PA ko bulaya or Sudha ki taraf chale gaye.. He is a great human being.. Ye baat sach thi ki main inki wajah se he bacha hua hun or jabtak ye hain bacha he rahunga kyunki inke hotey kissi minister ki gand mein dum naa hai woh mujhe publicly target kare wohlog yun chippke he waar kar shaktey hain and unse nipatana mujhe ache se aata hai..

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So Uncle k jaane k baad main babhi k pass aaya..

Main-Babhi khaana khaana hai yaa gift deke nikalein??

Babhi - Chal akeli kya khaaungi tujhe toh khaana nahi hai...

Main-Naa khalunga aapke sath aajao..

Babhi-Naa naa.. Fir bimaar hojaaega tu.. Gharpe chal wahin khaalenge.. Gift de aatey hain..

Main-Cool.. Aajao..

Main or babhi Sudha k bete ko dhundaney lage toh finally woh humein milla apni maataji k sath toh humlog chal paddey unki taraf..

Babhi - Parnaam Sudha ji..

Sudha-Arrey Parnaam Deepika ji Parnaam.. Please aaiye aaiye.. Kaisi ho aap?

Babhi - Badhiya badhiya.. bahot bahot badhaai aap sabko ..

Ye bolke babhi ne apna gift diya toh maine apna gift Dheeraj ko diya..

Sudha-Aaiye photo karwalijiye..

Ye bolke humlog unke sath khaddey hue or cameraman ne photo lee humaari..

Babhi - Acha Sudha ji chaltey hain ab ek baar firse congrats a lot..

Sudha-Thankyou.. Thankyou.. Khaana khaaya naa aapne??

Babhi - Ji ji..

Sudha-Great.. Thanks a lot for coming Deepika..

Babhi - Pleasure.. See you guys soon.. Have a happy married life guys..

Ye bolke humne unhe parnam kiya and nikale wahaan se..

"Hey AP""

Main piche mudda toh Digvijay khadda tha wahaan, Digvijay yaad haina college president bawligand Sudha mosi lagti hai iski..Maine babhi ko aage chalne ko kaha..

Main-Haan beta president..

Digvijay - Kya hua aajkal college nahi aaraha.. Darr gaya kya..

Main-Kisase?? Hehehe.. Bhosdk raipta maardunga bakchodi matt kar mujhse..

Digvijay - College mein jo hun ab woh main hun AP you better belive it i run that shit..

Main-Hehehe.. Raiptaa khaaega??

Digvijay aage kuch bolta usase pehle ek or shaks aaya mere piche main mudda toh ye tha Balvant Patel, maha maadarchod..

Balvant - Hey There AP...

Main-Hii.. How are you?

Balvant - Main theek hun..i guess pehli baar mill rahe hain humlog..

Main-Oh yeah pehli baar totally pehli baar..

Balvant - Mere father sahaab kaafi taareef kartey hain tumhari..

Main-Yeah.. He is a great guy..

Balvant - It's good to meet you..

Main-Same..

Balvant-See you around..

Main-Yep. Same..

Maine usko smile di or nikala wahaan se.. Maadarchod lund mera see you around..

Main bahaar gaadi mein aaya and wahaan se babhi ko leke seedha ghar aaya.. Babhi ne Meenu ko boldiya tha toh usne khaana ready karwa diya tha so humlog jaatey he khaana khaane baithtey bhook lagi thi bhayanak bc..

Deva-Shaadi se aake khaana khaane waale tum 2 he dekhe ho..

Babhi-Yeah.. Isko khaana tha nahi toh main akeli kya khaati..

Deva-Kaisa raha sab??

Main-Ekdum mast..

Deva-Kissi ne kuch kaha??

Main - Nope. Aankhon he aankhon Mein Mujhe khaa jarur gaye but no kissi ne kuch nahi kaha.. Baldev uncle mill gaye they..

Deva-Bus fir unhone kissi ko bolne he nahi diya hoga..

Main-Exactly.. Bahot time baad baitha unke sath he is great.. Sudha k saamne Sudha ki he utaar gaye..

Deva-Hehehe.. Woh saamne he utaarte hain kissi ki bhi utaarni ho.. Pith piche bolne ki jarurat nahi padti unko..

Main-Wahi toh.. Sudha jall gayi khaddi khaddi but kuch bol naa paai..

Deva-Dadaji ki koi na koi kahaani sunaai hogi??

Main-Yeah.. Pardhan Mantri waali..

Deva-Yep.. Dadaji k bahot bade fan hain woh unki koi baat yaa kahani sunaye bina kissi mehfill se nahi uthatey.. He admired him a lot..

Main-Yeah..

Babhi-Abhi??

Main-Abhi kya apni Security Guard waali duty pe waapis jaaunga.. Jagat k yahaan..

Meenu - Kitane din or jaana hai??

Main-God knows.. I hope soon isase picha chutey..

Meenu-Yeah...

Main - Mangal kahaan hai??

Meenu-So gaye woh toh.Jagaaun.

Main-Hell no.. Uthtey he gift maangega.. Jaane do mujhe abhi..

Meenu - (Hanske) Ok bye..

Main-Bye Bhai bye Babhi..

Deva-Take care..

Babhi-Bye betu..

Main khadda hua and nikala Range Rover leke waapis Jagat k ghar k liye..Bhenchod pata nahi kab picha chhodega ye bawligand, kuch hona toh hai nahi iske uppar maadarchod befaltu time waste kar raha hai..

Ab main life mein galat kai dafa hua hun but itana galat kabhi nahi hua kyunki mere ye statement sochte he mera phone baja jo Jaanwar kaa tha...

Main-Haan..

Abeer-We need help right now ..Ghar...

Maine aage toh kuch suna he nahi phone rakha kyunki udhar se mujhe goliyaan chalne ki awaaj aagayi thi main 1 Kilometre durr tha literally unke ghar se toh maine gaadi pel di, minute se pehle toh main pohanch gaya tha saamne bungalow tha or uske bahaar he kand hogaya tha Jagat or Mady, Abeer wagairaah 3 gaadiyon mein they unki gaadiyaan main gate k bilkul saamne thukki hui thi or iss taraf 2 kaali scorpio mein se atleast 8-10 bandey unpe firing kar rahe they automatic weapons se woh bhi.. Abeer wagairaah fanse hue they ek jagah as ye idhar se lagaataar firing kar rahe they.. Ab mere saamne woh dono scorpio thi dono tedhi khaddi thi dono ka front ek dusare se milla tha jiske cover se wohlog firing kar rahe they.. Ab mere pass bhayanak plan tha maine gaadi ki speed badhaai seat belt lagaai or ussi speed se gaadi thok di undono scorpio k front mein ab meri gaadi unse heavy thi, majboot thi and speed bhi jyaada thi toh woh dono scorpio aage ko gayi or un bando ko takkar maari badhiya waali almost sabko takkar lagi or jo bache woh side mein kuddey.. Mere bhi airbags khul gaye bhenchod sans he ghutt gaya tha but Abeer wagairaah ko time dilwa gaya tha main warna unki gand marr jaati..

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Ab main apne airbag se ladd raha tha, unmein se kuch ko toh bhayanak takkar lagi thi lekin 2-3 bach gaye they toh unhone mere uppar firing ki front se but meri gaadi bulletproof thi so main safe tha maine apni seatbelt kholi seat piche ki and gaadi mein piche jaake piche waale door se side mein kudd gaya or unko pata bhi nahi chala.. Ab bhenchod mere pass gun thi nahi toh main side se hotey hue seedha aage gaya unki najaron se bachtey hue main Abeer wagairaah k pass pohancha toh thankfully Abeer or Ami Theek they Jagat Uski family bhi theek they but shayad accident hojaane se choti moti injuries hui thi unko.. But unfortunately Mady k 2 teammates ko goli lagi thi ek ko toh pair mein woh safe tha but ek ko shoulder or heart k bichmein kahin bullet lagi thi woh critical tha..

Main-Lets go inside... Lets go.. Abhi moka hai.. Abeer.. Unko leke jaa. Move... Lets go...

Mady - Wohlog firing karenge..

Main-Nahi karenge.. Trust me..Abeer meri deagle dey.. Bhosdk..

Abeer - Ye hai..

Abeer ne apni pistol fainki meri taraf..

Main - Go inside... Goo..

Abeer Or Ami Jagat and family ko leke main gate se andar enter kar gaye or tabhi wohlog jo mujhe gaadi mein dhund rahe they woh idhar firing karne lage.. Mady k teammates uss pair waale ko bhi legaye ab wahan Main Mady or woh banda bache jo critical tha woh Humse aage waali gaadi k piche tha or ustak pohanchney k liye saamne waalonse bachna tha humein..

Main-Go inside..

Mady-Nahi.. Main isko chhodke kahin nahi jaane waali..

Main-Trust me.. Please.. Andar jaao.. Goooo... Main le aaunga usko.. Go... Goo... Niche baithtey baithey...I Promise..Goooo..

Mady bhi andar ki taraf bhaagi toh unhone mady ki taraf firing ki iska faayda uthaake main dusari gaadi takk pohanch gaya... Woh agent jinda tha but khoon bahot jyaada behraha tha uska.. Kuch minutes they uske pass bus.. So mujhe risk lena tha maine apni gun daali or dono hathon se usko uthaya thankfully usme jyaada weight nahi tha time kam tha isliye mujhe risk lena tha.. Main sure tha goli mujhe bhi lagne waali thi bus uss goli ko kahaan lagne dena hai woh main kar shakta tha.. Main ulte pair bhaaga usko uthaake ab i dont know meri kismat bahot badhiya thi yaa uss marr rahe agent ki thankfully mujhe notice kiya unhone tabtak main andar jaa chuka tha...

Main-Isko hospital leke jaao Back gate se abhi...Ek second bhi waste matt karo.. Ye gaadi ki chaabi??

Mady-Mere pass hai..

Main-Open it.. Open it..

Main usko uthake andar khaddu gaadi takk laaya and usko piche waali seat par daala..

Main-Iske sath jaao.. Ghaav pe dabaav banaake rakho

maine dusare agent ko kaha..

Main-Oscar Hospital nearest hai piche se pehla left and seedha..

Ab baaki agent uss pair mein goli waale ko bhi baithane k liye aaye..

Main-Arrey maadarchod itana time nahi hai uske pass, iske toh pair mein lagi hai marrega nahi ye.. Go Mady..

Main chilaaya toh Mady nikal gayi..

Main-Abeer inko andar lejaa yahaan kya rukka hai..go..

Abeer-Tu yahaan rukk... Hero nahi banana..Yahin se cover kar.. Chot unko bhi lagi hai unhe bhaagna padega..

Main-Yeah yeah.. Goo.. Ami leke jaa..

Wohlog uss injured agent ko or Jagat and uski family ko leke andar ki taraf bhaage maine gate se dekha toh woh saamne waale bhi waapis nikal rahe they maine bhayanak thoki thi gaadi kuch ko toh sahaara deke baitha rahe they wohlog.. Pehli scorpio nikal gayi un injured ko leke and 4 bandey bache unmein se pehle 2 gaadi mein baithane lage and 2 ne cover kiya gate.. Wohlog fully masked they ekdum Ninjas type.. Ab pehle 2 baithaney k baad piche waale 2 bhi gaadi mein baithtey ab main unhe jaane dene waala tha but unki gaadi start naa hui iss gaadi pe impact jyaada tha mere accident toh i guess issliye start nahi hui, ab ye dekh i dont know kya aaya mere dimag mein or main seedha bahaar aaya uss gaadi k uppar firing karta hua ab woh bulletproof nahi thi toh jaise he pehli goli unke saamne waali khidki pe lagi woh bokhlaaye or turant niche sarak gaye and gaadi se uttarne lage or uttartey he bhaage wohlog ab main bhaaga unke piche.. Yahaan aage pura area khaali banjar tha badi badi jhaadiyan ugg aai thi wahaan.. Main unke piche bhaaga mujhe bhaagtey hue dikhe bhi woh issliye maine firing ki unke uppar..Ye dekh wohlog wahaan se side ko bhage or uss banjar ilaake se bahaar aaye and saamme ek park ki deewar kudd gaye maine unka picha nahi chhoda mujhe nahi pata tha main kya soch raha tha kyunki mujhe pata tha yelog kitane dangerous hain bhenchod, pura underworld jinka kuch nahi bigaad paaya unka bhalla main kya he bigaad paaunga.. Lekin fir bhi main unke piche bhaag raha tha.. I don't know main chutiya tha ya kya but uss time orr kuch soch he nahi raha tha main..

Main unke piche park mein kudda ab thankfully park mein bahot saari street light lagi thi or mujhe sab clearly dikh raha tha but yahaan chippne ki jagah bhi kaafi jyaada thi bade bade jhule and trees they kaafi so wohlog mere saamne literally gayab hogaye they.. But mujhe unko dhundana he tha i dont give a fuck...

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Main apni gun taane uss park mein un bawligand logon ko dhund raha tha iss bich main kuch trees ki taraf aaya..Toh ek banda mujhe dikha ek Neem k piche toh maine turant gun aim ki uske uppar..

Main- I can see you beta..

Ulta woh bhi saamne se gun taane mere saamne aaya..

Main-Don't even think about it..

"I'll kill You"

Ek Ladki ki awaaj aai mask k piche se..

Main-Same..Trust me i dont give a fuck if you are a girl or boy... Moutt sabko baraabar deta hun main..

"Tumhe maarke marrungi main it'll make my friends proud.. Dont worry about me"

"Uski jarurat nahi padegi hands up hero"

Ye bolke mere side se ek or banda apni gun taane bahaar aaya toh main uski taraf palta..

"Hero Bananey ka bada shokk hai tujhe maaaaaaaaa"

Woh pata nahi kyun boltey bolte rukk gaya or turant apni gun niche ki usne..

"Put the gun down"

Usne uss ladki ko kaha..

Ladki-What?? Hell no iski wajah se humara mission fail hua hai I'll kill this guy..


"I said put the fucking gun down.."

Woh chilaata hua uss ladki pe jhapta or uske munh k uppar ek bhayanak punch maara jisase woh ladki niche giri or uski gun bhi.. What the fuck just happened..

Ladki - What the fuck are you doing... I'll kill him..


Ladka-You can't.. We can't.. No one can..

Main-Ek second tumlog kya bolrahe ho bhenchod...Ho Kya raha hh.. H. H. H.

Lekin main aage kuch bolta usase pehle main apne ghutno pe girra i dont know kya hua but yeah main seconds k hissab se blank hogaya tha.. Kya tha kya nahi..

Meri aankh khulli toh main utha maine apni pant jhaadi..Fucking hell bina reason mujhe aana padda.. Fuckkkk..

Main-Hello J...

Ye sunte he woh banda mere samne jukha or niche apne ghutno pe baith gaya.. Ye dekh woh ladki bhi turant niche baith gayi..

J-Boss..


Main-Kya kar raha tha be udhar?? Kya bakwass position lee thi tumlogon ne. 15 feet ki jagah mein 11 bandey khaddey hoke firing kar rahe they.. Kitana bakwass plan tha.. Koi grenade faink deta toh..

J-B.. Bboss.. Humne inquiry karlee thi inke pass koi Grenade nahi tha.. They had Class 1 weapons..

Main-Still.. You lost..

J-We lost because of you boss.. Aapko nahi hara shaktey humlog, hum kya koi nahi hara shakta main shocked tha ki itana easily koi humein hara raha hai.. It was you.. But aap yahaan??

Main-Yeah.. Long story iss chutiye ka security guard hai 1.0.. Listen first things first mere pass time nahi hai.. Main toh aata bhi nahi lekin tu bitch, 1.0 k saamne meri poll khol raha tha.. I should kill you right now.. You dumbass bitch..

J-Sorry.. Bosss.. Ye maardeti goli aapko..

Main-Hahahaha.. You wish.. Main tum dono ko thok deta tum kuch sochtey usase pehle.. Anyways I'll take care of it leave it.. Isko kyun maarne aaye ho tumlog?? Jahan takk mujhe yaad hai ye clean hai 1.0 ne master se confirm bhi kiya tha..

J-Clean hai, tha nahi boss ab sareef ban raha hai ye.. He was a piece of shit... Itana paisa ussi wajah se kamaya hai isne warna legal business mein kuch nahi tha iske.. Thats why..

Main-Interesting..

J-So we should kill him??

Main-I'm his bodyguard dum hai toh maarke dikha dey maadarchod.. Ye margaya toh meri beijati hogi...

J-Ok we will skip him boss..

Main-Isko nahi skip all.. Kitane bache hain??

J-20 something.. Noobs bache hain boss.. Almost 340 dead..

Main-Yeah.. Leave them.. Already bahot jyaada heat hai tumlogon k uppar pura underworld hilla diya Hai tumlogon ne..

J-Bus aapke plans ki wajah se he sab hopaaya hai boss..

Main-But ab jyaada horaha hai.. Humaara message jaa chuka hai bahot loud and clear ab underground ho jaao until further notice..No More killings.

J-As you wish boss..

Main-But ek final task hai..

J-What boss??

Main-Tumhe investigate karne k liye underworld ki ek team bani hai right..

J-Oh yeah.. 12 members ki, ROW waale lead kar rahe hain uss team ko.. Wohi jyaada problems derahe hain boss.. They are hunting us bad..

Main-Yeah.. Go ahead kill them all..

J-What??

Main-Yeah.. That's your final task uske baad back to underground until further notice...

J-B. B.. Bosss.. Bosss.. Woh team Elders ne banaai hai khud... Literally Elders ne baithke ek ek member select kiya hai..

Main-Yeah i know..

J-Y. T. Toh boss unko kaise maar shaktey hain..

Main- Well superheros nahi hain J wohlog they bleed they die simple..

J-But bosss. Elders?? Woh maa.. Elders..

Main-I don't give a fuck about Elders. I'm above them..

J-Bb. B. But boss..

Main-J. J.. J.. J.. I hate it when you doubt my orders..

J-No.. No. Boss.. We'll do it... Hum karlenge.. Dont worry boss..

Main-That's a good DOG.. Elders ko bhi toh pata chale ki NO ONE Messes with "The Entity"


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J-Ok boss we'll kill them..But usme aapki Jessica Madam ka right hand Nick bhi shaamil hai..

Main - I repeat i dont give a fuck...Who gives a fuck about Jessica she is a nobody.. Now get the fuck off my face mere pass jyaada time nahi hai.. And ye city abhi chhod dena right now subah nahi.. Abhi right now..

J-Yeah boss..See you around boss..

Main-You won't.. Trust me..

Ye bolke main firse blank hogaya i dont know main kitani derr behosh tha main utha mere phone ki awaaj se maine phone uthaya toh jaanwar ka tha..

Abeer-Bhosdk kahaan hai..

Main-Main theek hun yahin hun aaya..

Abeer - Bawligand bola tha hero matt banana..

Main-Aaya be..

Call disconnected..

Maine phone cut kiya khadda hua bhenchod 7 minutes behonsh tha main itani derr mein kya hogaya? What the fuck happened?? Kya hua?? 2.0 aaya tha kya?? Noo.. Woh aaya hota toh mujhe kuch toh yaad hota.. Toh kya 3.0 aaya tha?? No fucking way woh itana easily nahi aa shakta.. No way.. Toh hua kya bhenchod.. Sachmein he behonsh hogaya tha kya main?? No way.. Befaltu he behonsh hogaya main bhenchod?? But unhone mujhe maara kyun nahi woh bandey ne gun niche kyun karwai uss ladki ki.. Mujhe kyun nahi maara unhone?? Why the fuck??

"Because Unhe pata hoga ki tu" Merchant Of Death" hai.. No one messes with MOD bitch..

Main - Yeah.. Ab samjha.. Gand fatt gayi unki.. But bhenchod unhe thodi MOD se koi farak padta hai.. No fucking way woh MOD ki wajah se rukk gaye bhenchod 300 VIPS ko maar chuke hain wohlog toh MOD ko kyun nahi maartey wohlog.. I don't belive this shit..

"Bhai VIPS alag cheej hain MOD is a fucking POST.. Abhi toh League or HOD waale unko nahi dhund rahe agar MOD ko kuch kardetey toh ye bhi aajatey and uppar se Elders bhi involve hotey pura underworld involve hojaata. MOD ko maarna itana easy thodi hai.." They were scared..

Main-True that. True.. Bhenchod ek post ne bacha liya.. But bhenchod main unka picha kyun kar raha tha?? Bawligand hogaya tha kya main?? Bhenchod 300 VIPS ko maarne waale killers ka picha kon karta hai bhenchod..

" Tujhe hero banana tha.."

Main-Fucking hell bach gaya warna aaj Rest In Peace hojaata bhenchod..Fucking hell...Lekin ek second ye maadarchod par attack kaise hogaya?? Bhenchod ye toh sareef tha naa?? Toh?? Master ne khud bola tha bc... Then attack kaise hua?? Unlogon ne apna pattern toda kya?? No fucking way. Toh attack kaise hua bc..

Main khudse baat karta karta waapis Jagat k bungalow takk aaya toh police aagayi thi wahan...

Abeer-Bhosdk ispe toh attack nahi hone waala tha na??

Main-Mujhe kya pata bc ab.. Information toh yahi thi..

Abeer-Fucking hell bro.. Kya entry maari tune you saved the day yet again.. Godlike save bc.. Literally..

Main-I know bitch..

Abeer-Mady ka call aaya tha hospital pohanch gaye they wohlog doctors operate kar rahe hain 5-4 minutes idhar udhar hojaati toh marr jaata bechara..

Main-Wahi toh bc or yelog bawligand uss taang waale ko load karne lage bawligand.. Woh thodi marrega.. Itani derr mein ye bechara nipat jaata..

Ami-Tumne bacha liya boss..

Main-Yeah i guess.. Bhenchod dekha nahi tumne aise warzone se uthaake laaya usko hero k maafik uske liye gand k uppar goli khaane waala tha main..

Ami-Hehehe..

Abeer-By the way ab kya?? No fucking way humlog isko protection detey rahenge.. Ek baar badi muskill se bache hain.. No fucking way..

Main-Jarurat nahi padegi jaise he League walon ko pata chalega ki ispe attack hua hai or ye bach gaya toh wohlog khud protection denge isko apni job over..

Abeer-Good kyunki hum nahi karne waale fuck that...

Main-Yep..

Humlog andar gaye toh ambulance waale uske bete or beti ko patti kar rahe they mujhe dekhtey he Jagat mere pairon mein girr padda..

Main-Arrey kya kar rahe ho.. Utho.. Utho..

Maine usko pakkad ke uthaaya..

Jagat - You saved us.. You saved us... Sachmein bhagwan ho tum..

Main-Yeah.. Dont worry..

Jagat - Thanks a lot AP.. Thanks a lot.. Main ye ehsaan kabhi nahi bhullunga tumhara.. Kabhi nahi..

Main-Don't worry take care of your family.

Jagat mujhe pakkadke ek side aaya..

Jagat - Maine mere boss ko inform kardiya hai unhone agents bheje hain meri protection k liye 1 ghantey mein aajaaenge, wohlog humein safe house lejaaenge so humlog safe hain AP ab, all thanks to you. Tumne apna kaam bakhoobi kiya main humesha yaad rakhunga ye ehsaan or tumhe ya tumhari party ko kissi bhi cheej ki jarurat kabhi bhi pade toh I'm here.. Bus hukkam kardena..

Main-Sure.. Take care...

Ye bolke maine Jagat se hath milaaya and humlog bahaar aaye maine Police ko kahaani bataai tabtak Abeer ne gahrpe inform kardiya.. Sadly jo gate pe guards they unmein se ek marr gaya tha inn sabke bich..

Main-Iski family ko paise bhejdena itane ki unko kabhi kissi k aage hath naa failaane pade..

Abeer-Yeah...


Main-Chalo bhenchod isase toh picha chutta finally i can go back to my normal life..

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Update-246(Done And Dusted) ​

Humlog Jagat k yahaan se nikale Abeer ki gaadi leke kyunki mere waali toh maine thok di thi, finally bhenchod free tha main.. Pehle humlog hospital gaye Jahaan Mady wagairaah they.. Wohlog humei operation theatre k bahaar he millgaye..

Mady-Hey.. Kya raha??

Main-Bhaag gaye wohlog..Yahaan Kya situation hai??

Mady - operation on hai doctors ne kaha safe hai time se aagaye humlog khoon jyaada nahi baha he'll be fine.. All thanks to you AP.. You saved his life..

Main-I'm glad..

Mady-You risked your life to save him..

Main-i did.. Dont worry about it.. I was doing my job..

Mady-No it wasn't your job, your job was to protect Jagat but still apni jaan pe khelke tumne iski jaan bachaai you are a great human being AP, no wonder people love you that much..

Main-Arrey don't even worry about it.. You helped me i helped you then we helped each other now again i helped you so apna ab chalta rahega, ab jab mujhe jarurat padegi toh I'll call you..

Mady-1000%.. Whenever you need my help just call me..

Main-I will.. Take Care Mady..

Ye bolke main Mady se galle milla and humlog nikale wahaan se..

Abeer-Bc gand fatt gayi thi be.. Bach gaye..

Main-Yeah bc..

Abeer-Bhosdk tune bola tha ki Jagat par attack nahi hoga issliye haan ki thi bhai ne..

Main-Abe mujhe kya maalum tha.. Master Boe ne bhi bataya tha ki Jagat sareef banda hai ab iske 2 he matlab ho shaktey hain yaa toh ye Jagat niche se corrupt tha yaa fir woh killers apna pattern badal rahe hain..

Abeer-Jo bhi tha humaari toh gand marr gayi thi bc tu naa aata toh kya bhayanak tarah se setup kiya tha unhone bc 1 gaadi ne takkar maaari dusari ne pit kiya or fir bc andhadhun firing taaki humlog andar naa jaa paaein gate se bc ek inch takk naa hill paa rahe they humlog... Fucking hell..

Main-Yeah yeah bc itane logon ko maar chuke hain wohlog woh bhi bina kissi chinta k so ye toh choti baat thi..

Abeer-I guess..

Main-Humaari kismat achi thi jo bach gaye..

Abeer-Kismat nahi tu tha be..

Main-Jo bhi hai..Pehle to master Boe ko sunata hun unhone he bola tha ye Jagat safe hai...

Maine master Boe ko call kiya..

Boe-Ok ok tum bolna suru karo usase pehle bata dun ki meri information ekdum sahi thi Jagat ek sareef agent tha..

Main - Aji haan master fir attack kaise hua..

Boe-Main kya bataaun ab..

Main - Aapne bola tha ispe attack nahi hoga..

Boe - Nope maine aisa kuch nahi bola tha maine bola tha ki Jagat ek sareef aadmi hai, koi galat kaam nahi karta woh, attack ki koi baat nahi hui thi..

Main - Baal baal bache hain master.. Fucking hell it was crazy shit.. Kya planning karke aaye they wohlog..

Boe - Ofcourse AP unki planning ki wajah se he toh famous hain wohlog.. Itane logon ko maar chuke hain lekin aajtak no proper clue even aaj pehli baar unka task fail hua hai and pehli baar unka saamna tujhse hua hai so unhe bhi apna match mill gaya..

Main-Main lucky tha master..

Boe-Woh toh tum humesha hote ho.. Jo bhi hai pehli dafa khaali hath loute hain wohlog or reason tha tu or tujhe pata hai last time jab Pakistan mein unke mission k bichmein koi aaya tha toh kya hua tha..

Main-Oh yeah unhone ek pura police station jala diya tha police waalon k samett, ados pados k logon takk ko jinda jala diya tha..

Boe-Yeah so ussi liye master Norman just call karne waale they tere pass..

Main - Oh don't even worry Master unhe koi idea nahi hai main kon hun mera kuch nahi bigaaad shaktey wohlog..

Maine confidently kahaa..

Boe-Are you sure??

Main-Oh yeah.. Haan ISS waalon ka pata hai unko and ISS ka ghanta kuch nahi ukhaad shaktey wohlog...

Boe-Yeah true.. By the way underworld mein bhi yahi information failaai hai humne ki Jagat ko ISS waalon ne bachaaya hai taaki tumhaara naam nahi aaye kahin..

Main-Yeah great master.. Listen i gotta go take care..

Boe - Take care AP.. Good job you proved yourself yet again..

Call disconnected..

Humlog haweli pohanchey gaadi park ki and jaise he andar enter hue toh bc puri paltan humaara intejaar kar rahi thi Bhai Babhi Mangal Meenu Rishi Sam or Ravi..Or andar aatey he unka sunaana chaalu hogaya..

Babhi-Tune kaha tha koi issue nahi hai..

Main-Arrey babhi mujhe thodi maalum tha ki aisa hojaaega..

Babhi-Toh nahi maalum tha toh kyun itana surely bola tha ki kuch nahi hoga..

Main-Babhi hota rehta hai ye sab.. Aisa kuch nahi tha..

Babhi-Juth matt bol abhi tv pe dekha maine kaise gaadiyaan paddi hain kitani bullets fire hochuki thi..

Main-Ye dekho bhalla kissi ko kuch hua hai?? Kharonch takk aai ho toh batao.. News waale aivein he kuch bhi dikhate hain unki matt suno aap.. Itana late hogaya hai so jaao.. Its ok..

Babhi - Agar tune fir aise juth bola teri taangein tod dungi..

Main - Ok baba done..

Bhai - Yeah AP ye unnecessary risk nahi lena tha tujhe, mana kardetey Jagat ko..

Main-Arrey bhai aapki kasam sab confirmed tha ki kuch nahi hoga warna main khud mana kardeta aapko bola tha maine ki its dangerous.. But i dont know kya hua..But sab theek hai main hun yahaan Jagat and uski family bhi theek hai wohlog ab apni jimedaari nahi hain haan apne ehsaan k niche dab jarur gaya hai woh and that is the good news..

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