Update-242(The Attack - 1)
So Uncle k jaane k baad main babhi k pass aaya..
Main-Babhi khaana khaana hai yaa gift deke nikalein??
Babhi - Chal akeli kya khaaungi tujhe toh khaana nahi hai...
Main-Naa khalunga aapke sath aajao..
Babhi-Naa naa.. Fir bimaar hojaaega tu.. Gharpe chal wahin khaalenge.. Gift de aatey hain..
Main-Cool.. Aajao..
Main or babhi Sudha k bete ko dhundaney lage toh finally woh humein milla apni maataji k sath toh humlog chal paddey unki taraf..
Babhi - Parnaam Sudha ji..
Sudha-Arrey Parnaam Deepika ji Parnaam.. Please aaiye aaiye.. Kaisi ho aap?
Babhi - Badhiya badhiya.. bahot bahot badhaai aap sabko ..
Ye bolke babhi ne apna gift diya toh maine apna gift Dheeraj ko diya..
Sudha-Aaiye photo karwalijiye..
Ye bolke humlog unke sath khaddey hue or cameraman ne photo lee humaari..
Babhi - Acha Sudha ji chaltey hain ab ek baar firse congrats a lot..
Sudha-Thankyou.. Thankyou.. Khaana khaaya naa aapne??
Babhi - Ji ji..
Sudha-Great.. Thanks a lot for coming Deepika..
Babhi - Pleasure.. See you guys soon.. Have a happy married life guys..
Ye bolke humne unhe parnam kiya and nikale wahaan se..
"Hey AP""
Main piche mudda toh Digvijay khadda tha wahaan, Digvijay yaad haina college president bawligand Sudha mosi lagti hai iski..Maine babhi ko aage chalne ko kaha..
Main-Haan beta president..
Digvijay - Kya hua aajkal college nahi aaraha.. Darr gaya kya..
Main-Kisase?? Hehehe.. Bhosdk raipta maardunga bakchodi matt kar mujhse..
Digvijay - College mein jo hun ab woh main hun AP you better belive it i run that shit..
Main-Hehehe.. Raiptaa khaaega??
Digvijay aage kuch bolta usase pehle ek or shaks aaya mere piche main mudda toh ye tha Balvant Patel, maha maadarchod..
Balvant - Hey There AP...
Main-Hii.. How are you?
Balvant - Main theek hun..i guess pehli baar mill rahe hain humlog..
Main-Oh yeah pehli baar totally pehli baar..
Balvant - Mere father sahaab kaafi taareef kartey hain tumhari..
Main-Yeah.. He is a great guy..
Balvant - It's good to meet you..
Main-Same..
Balvant-See you around..
Main-Yep. Same..
Maine usko smile di or nikala wahaan se.. Maadarchod lund mera see you around..
Main bahaar gaadi mein aaya and wahaan se babhi ko leke seedha ghar aaya.. Babhi ne Meenu ko boldiya tha toh usne khaana ready karwa diya tha so humlog jaatey he khaana khaane baithtey bhook lagi thi bhayanak bc..
Deva-Shaadi se aake khaana khaane waale tum 2 he dekhe ho..
Babhi-Yeah.. Isko khaana tha nahi toh main akeli kya khaati..
Deva-Kaisa raha sab??
Main-Ekdum mast..
Deva-Kissi ne kuch kaha??
Main - Nope. Aankhon he aankhon Mein Mujhe khaa jarur gaye but no kissi ne kuch nahi kaha.. Baldev uncle mill gaye they..
Deva-Bus fir unhone kissi ko bolne he nahi diya hoga..
Main-Exactly.. Bahot time baad baitha unke sath he is great.. Sudha k saamne Sudha ki he utaar gaye..
Deva-Hehehe.. Woh saamne he utaarte hain kissi ki bhi utaarni ho.. Pith piche bolne ki jarurat nahi padti unko..
Main-Wahi toh.. Sudha jall gayi khaddi khaddi but kuch bol naa paai..
Deva-Dadaji ki koi na koi kahaani sunaai hogi??
Main-Yeah.. Pardhan Mantri waali..
Deva-Yep.. Dadaji k bahot bade fan hain woh unki koi baat yaa kahani sunaye bina kissi mehfill se nahi uthatey.. He admired him a lot..
Main-Yeah..
Babhi-Abhi??
Main-Abhi kya apni Security Guard waali duty pe waapis jaaunga.. Jagat k yahaan..
Meenu - Kitane din or jaana hai??
Main-God knows.. I hope soon isase picha chutey..
Meenu-Yeah...
Main - Mangal kahaan hai??
Meenu-So gaye woh toh.Jagaaun.
Main-Hell no.. Uthtey he gift maangega.. Jaane do mujhe abhi..
Meenu - (Hanske) Ok bye..
Main-Bye Bhai bye Babhi..
Deva-Take care..
Babhi-Bye betu..
Main khadda hua and nikala Range Rover leke waapis Jagat k ghar k liye..Bhenchod pata nahi kab picha chhodega ye bawligand, kuch hona toh hai nahi iske uppar maadarchod befaltu time waste kar raha hai..
Ab main life mein galat kai dafa hua hun but itana galat kabhi nahi hua kyunki mere ye statement sochte he mera phone baja jo Jaanwar kaa tha...
Main-Haan..
Abeer-We need help right now ..Ghar...
Maine aage toh kuch suna he nahi phone rakha kyunki udhar se mujhe goliyaan chalne ki awaaj aagayi thi main 1 Kilometre durr tha literally unke ghar se toh maine gaadi pel di, minute se pehle toh main pohanch gaya tha saamne bungalow tha or uske bahaar he kand hogaya tha Jagat or Mady, Abeer wagairaah 3 gaadiyon mein they unki gaadiyaan main gate k bilkul saamne thukki hui thi or iss taraf 2 kaali scorpio mein se atleast 8-10 bandey unpe firing kar rahe they automatic weapons se woh bhi.. Abeer wagairaah fanse hue they ek jagah as ye idhar se lagaataar firing kar rahe they.. Ab mere saamne woh dono scorpio thi dono tedhi khaddi thi dono ka front ek dusare se milla tha jiske cover se wohlog firing kar rahe they.. Ab mere pass bhayanak plan tha maine gaadi ki speed badhaai seat belt lagaai or ussi speed se gaadi thok di undono scorpio k front mein ab meri gaadi unse heavy thi, majboot thi and speed bhi jyaada thi toh woh dono scorpio aage ko gayi or un bando ko takkar maari badhiya waali almost sabko takkar lagi or jo bache woh side mein kuddey.. Mere bhi airbags khul gaye bhenchod sans he ghutt gaya tha but Abeer wagairaah ko time dilwa gaya tha main warna unki gand marr jaati..
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