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Main Babhi Sam Ravi Nicki Mam or Riti mam ko Riya ki birthday party se ghar le jaa raha tha or Chang dwaara di gayi bad news ki wajah se mera mood already bahot kharaab tha ki uss mood ko kharaab karne k liye raaste mein Shruti Sandhu ka call aagaya..Bhenchod isko kya caahiye ab aadhi raatko..
Main-Hello..
Shruti-Hey there AP, I am sorry to disturb you this late but mujhe pata tha soye toh nahi hoge tum abtak aaj toh nahi at least..
Main-Matlab??
Shruti-Bano matt AP i know news tumtak bhi pohanch chuki hogi even mujhse pehle pohanchi hogi tumtak toh..
Main-Konsi news ki baat kar rahi ho madam?? Drugs k consignment waali??
Shruti-Yes..
Main-Oh yeah aai hai khabar mujhtak..
Shruti-Good thanks for being honest atleast,sach bhi bol lete ho tum sunke acha laga. Ab tumhe ye bhi pata hoga ki ye kitana serious issue hai..
Main-Yeah..
Shruti-Toh fir ye bhi pata he hoga ki being the highest in command ye task humein yaani NCB ko handle karna hai baaki koi bichmein nahi aa shakta humaare..
Main-Ok..
Shruti-or unn koi mein tum and tumhari team bhi aatey ho. But since tumhari bahot gandi aadat hai humesha bich mein aane ki toh tum maanoge toh nahi meri baat fir as usual mujhe tumhe humiliate karke yaad dilwana padta ki i am the boss around here.. But iss baar mujhe tumpe tarash aagaya , and i have an offer for you..
Mujhe uski tone or uski baat dono he bilkul bhi pasand nahi aai mera kharaab mood or jyada kharaab hogaya but main bola nahi kuch kyunki humein jarurat thi uski and ye mission meri Ego se thoda aage tha, issliye main apna gussa pee gaya..
Main-Kaisa offer??
Shruti-You and your team can join us on this mission and help us out..
Main-Ok sounds interesting..
Shruti -Yes but dhyaan rahe main ek ehsaan kar rahi hun tumpe, incharge hum he rahenge or orders main he dungi kya karna hai kab karna hai or kaise karna hai woh sab main decide karungi , and tumhe bus woh follow karna hai sab arrests NCB he handle karegi badle mein hum information share karenge tumhare sath...
Main-Sure sounds good..
Shruti-But dhyaan rahe AP agar tumne kuch bhi kiya mere orders k against main tumhe bahaar kardungi or aage kabhi tumhare sath kaam nahi karungi.. This is serious stuff so mujhe koi nonsense nahi chahiye..
Main-Sure.. Don't worry.. Main Anjali ko bhej dunga subah , thanks for the opportunity..
Ab mera dhyaan phone mein tha ki saamne ek gaadi khaddi thi jo mujhe late dikhi and maine cut maarke avoid kiya uss gaadi ko..
Babhi-AP kya kar raha hai tu.. Phone baad mein kar lena, gaadi theek se chala..
Shruti-Theek ho tum ??
Main-Yeah.. Anjali mill legi subah tumse.. Bye..
Call disconnected..
Main-Saala road k bichmein kon gaadi khaddi karta hai...
Nicki-Iss time pe saare nashedi he millenge tujhe , tu dhyaan se chala..
Main-My bad..
Ravi-Kon hai ye saala piche he aaraha hai..
Maine mirror mein dekha toh jo woh gaadi piche rukki hui thi woh humaare piche lage they, jaisa Nicki mam ne kaha tha nashedi he they koi, Kyunki 2 bandey toh khidki se bahaar nikalke chilla rahe they mere uppar and ek sunroof kholke uppar nikala tha jiske hath mein ek bottle thi obviously daru ki he thi.. Wohlog mujhe gaadi roukane ka ishara kar rahe they..
Babhi-Ignore them AP.. Ghar chal seedha..
Main-Yeah.. I can understand...
Ab maine babhi ki baat maan bhi lee thi ki chhod bc nashe mein yahi harkat hoti hain but un bawligand logon ki kismat he kharaab thi aaj kyunki unhone piche se ek khaali bottle faink k maari jo back mirror mein lagi humaari gaadi k mirror tutta nahi but crack hogaya halka sa,ab main already frustrated tha or inki kismat kharaab , maine turant gaadi roukki side lagaake, or unhone humaare side mein he gaadi roukki..
Babhi -AP.. Nooo.. Nooo..
Main-Kuch nahi babhi sorry boldeta hun warna yun he picha kartey rahenge.. Don't worry..
Ye bolke main gaadi se niche uttara or unka driver sabse pehle uttara or ghumke meri taraf aane laga..
"Kya re kya.... "
Woh aage kuch bol paata usase pehle woh meri range mein aagaya tha or aatey he maine diya uske munh pe ek bhayanak punch , itana bhayanak ki uska sir jaake laga uski gaadi k bonut pe or "Dhadddd" Karke awaaj hui and woh knock hoke wahin girra knock toh woh punch se he hogaya tha.. Iss bich passenger side waala banda bhi niche uttar chuka tha but uski kismat bahot achi thi kyunki ussne nashe mein bhi mujhe pehchan liya.. Main uski taraf badha usase pehle woh mere pairon mein baith gaya..
"AAA.A.. A. AP bhai, sossoossorrrryyy bhai... Bhai.. Bhai sorry.. "
Idhar babhi bhi gaadi se niche uttar gayi thi..
Main -Baitho babhi..
Ye bolke main gaadi mein baitha..
Main-Hospital le jaa isko subah takk honsh aaega..
"sorry bhai.. Maaf kardo bhai" Bhaiii maaf kardo"..
Woh bolta rehgaya or idhar humlog nikale waapis..
Babhi-Ye kaisa Sorry bolna hua??
Main-Ye mera sorry tha babhi.. Ek baar mein he maafi kabool karlee dekha aapne..
Babhi-Tu gussa bhi itana calmly karta hai aajkal ki samjh nahi aata kya karun .. Mujhe sachme laga tu sorry bolega.. But main bhull gayi thi ki tu AP hai after all..
Nicki-Heheheh.. I'm with you on this one AP, aise logon ko yahi milna chahiye.. Sahi kiya..
Babhi-Ye dekho ye teacher kya gyaan derahi hai apne students ko...
Ravi-Yahi gyaan sahi hai babhi aise nashedi log konsa sorry samjhtey hain.. Inka kya bharosha side maardetey gaadi ko inka kuch nahi hota hum maare jaatey, sahi kiya...
Main-Jab aapne kaha naa ki AP ignore kar nashe mein hain toh aapki kasam maine ignore kardiya tha main kuch nahi karta but fir bottle fainki, or mera mood aaj itana acha hai ki woh ignore nahi kar paaya main.. Woh toh acha hua ki usne mujhe pehchan liya warna ambulance bulaani padti..
Babhi-Tere mood ko hua kya Waise??
Main-Naa he pucho toh better hai..
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