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Kya AP ko headquarters jaana caahiye?


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Nearly 50 likes hain updates pe,lekin comment bc 10 bhi nahi :sigh: deal bhull rahe ho kya guys aise matt kiya karo padh rahe ho toh mujhe batao padh rahe ho, comment jarur karo likes ka kya ghanta karunga main 6 lakh k kareeb likes leke baitha hun main unka kuch nahi karna mujhe , mujhe bus tumhare comments se matlab hai unhi se inspire hoke aage likhne ka mann karta hai mera toh please comment kiya karo beshak kaise bhi karo lekin karo jarur.
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Din mein per day 15+ gaon mein votes maangke ,rallies organise karwaake saikdon kilometre gaadi chalaake, galla faad faad k naare lagaake puri puri raat nikal jaati hai mostly time toh fir bhi time nikaalke updates deraha hun bc woh keval issliye ki mujhe tumhare comments se inspiration milti hai toh uss inspiration ko aane do thodi sharam karo bc :laughing: Or reviews dena na bhullo..

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Update-17(The Planning)

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Humlog haweli pohanchey toh Guptaji ne already sab baatein bhai ko bata di thi or bhai kaafi gussa they..Andar hall mein Bhai Babhi Sam Ravi or Rishi mojjud they..


Mangal-Bhai pehle he bata dun maine mana kiya tha isko ki Sudha Chaudhary involved hai toh panga matt le..


Main-Bhai main pehle he bola tha ki kaam mere hissab se he hoga..


Deva-Ye konsa hissab hua AP?? Cabinet Minister hai woh samjh raha haina tu?? Cabinet minister usase panga nahi lena hai humein..


Main-Bhai aapko ho kya gaya hai?? Panga hum nahi le rahe hain, hum bhalla kyun panga lenge usase, pehle din se aap uski respect kartey aae ho lekin usne ulta harr baar ungali ki hai humein lekin aap shant baithtey rahe, ye aapko bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi pata hai ki usse kya caahiye or woh usko lene k liye kissi bhi hadd takk jaa shakti hai. Or yahaan bhi panga usne humse liya hai aapko kya lagta hai ussne woh factory humaare area mein kyun start karwai?? Kyunki usse pata hai agar woh kaamyaab hogayi toh woh itane gaon mein rehne waalon kaa vishwaash uth jaaega aapse or yahi toh caahiye hai usse, i mean come on thoda toh socho aap ye jagah itani badi factory bananey k liye sahi hai?? Hell no 1% bhi nahi yahaan ki jameen baaki jagah se mehngi hai or uppar se naa koi main road lagta hai naa koi railway line or naa koi major city na koi dusari raw material ki factory nothing .. Toh wohlog chutiya toh hain nahi jo yahaan aake ye itani badi factory banaaenge i mean come on bhai woh khud humein target kar rahi hai or aap Kehte ho main shant baithun?? Main shant tab baitha tha jab usne mujhe tadipar karwane k liye apna pura dum lagaya tha, toh maine socha bhai ne bola hai ki usase abhi nahi uljhana toh main durr hogaya lekin bhai agar woh aapke upar najar dalegi toh main usko jadd se khatam kardunga i will fucking erase that bitch from existence.. I don't give a fuck woh cabinet minister hai yaa kya hai i dont give a single fuck...


Deva-Tujhe kya lagta hai ye sab mujhe pata nahi hai??


Main-I know aapko sab pata hai, aapko toh ye sab suru hone se pehle he pata chal gaya hoga but still bhai jitani jarurat humein government ki hai utani he jarurat government ko humaari hai 56 Lok sabha seats hain humaari or abki baar toh i am 1000% sure humlog 100 seats nikalenge issliye ab Ruling party ko ye decide karna hoga ki unko 100 seats ko bhaav dena hai yaa fir Sudha Chaudhary ko..


Deva-Ye sab mujhe already pata hai AP but harr ek cheej kaa time hota hai..


Main-Or iska time abhi hai bhai right now, kyunki isko orr time diya toh fir ye Sanjay se badi film ban jaaegi.. Or mereko ek time par 2 dushman nahi caahiye.. Issliye isko abhi warn kardiya jaaega.. Aapko bharosa hai mere uppar??


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai AP? Ye bhi bhalla koi puchne ki baat hai..


Main-Bus toh aap Sudha ko mere uppar chhod dijiye main sab sambhaal lunga.. Kabhi bhi aapko lage ki main galat jaa raha hun toh aap bata dena main ussi din sab roukk k iss Sudha k pairon mein girke maafi maang lunga..


Deva-Kitana sure hai tu??


Main-1000%..


Deva-Ok jo Karna hai kar.. Thokna nahi hai lekin isko..


Main-Ofcourse bhai Pagal thodi hun jo cabinet minister ko thokdunga..


Deva-Ok then.. Kar jo karna hai..


Main-Thanks bhai.. I got you don't worry.. I got you..


Finally bhenchod fi fucking Nally ab banaaunga maadarchod Ko Cabinet Minister main.. Ab time tha uske sath sath sabko lapet lene kaa.. Or uske liye mujhe baaki sabke naam caahiye they jo mere pass nahi they but Kirti k pass they usase apna favour waapis maangne kaa time aagaya tha..


Main apne room mein aaya or Kirti ko phone kiya..


Kirti - Hey AP..


Main-Hello there Kirti madam..


Kirti - How are you??


Main-I'm fine I'm fine..


Kirti - Maanana padega AP you are the smartest person i have ever seen.


Main-I know..


Kirti - Itana bada plot itana easily palat diya..


Main-Yeah woh chhod tujhe toh pata hai maine kyun call kiya hai..


Kirti - Yep..Lekin phone par nahi.. Main aaun haryana??


Main-Naa naa too much risk main aaraha hun Delhi..


Kirti - Ok kab??


Main-Aaj he??


Kirti - Aaj abhi raat ko??


Main - Yeah raat hai toh better hai.. Abhi 8 baje hain raat 11-12 baje Delhi pohanch ke call karunga main kahaan milna hai karke.. Thoda urgent hai..


Kirti - Listen mere ghar he aajaana woh better rahega..


Main-Ok wahaan aake call karta hun main..


Call disconnected..


Maine Jaanwar ko call kiya..


Main-Kahaan haibe??


Abeer-Abe ye tere 2 shikaar ko hospital chhoda hai abhi..


Main-Ok jaldi aa ghar Delhi jaana hai..


Abeer-Abhi??


Main-Yeah jaruri hai.. Tu jaldi aa..


Abeer - 20 minutes mein aaya..


Main ready hua lekin jaanwar bc 20 kaa 40 minutes baad aaya and then ready hone mein orr 30 minutes lagaai 9 toh yahin baj gaye bc.. Babhi ne niche se dinner k liye awaaj di toh humlog niche aaye..


Babhi - Tumlog ye itani raatko kahaan jaa rahe ho?


Main - Delhi..


Babhi - Abhi?? Kya hua??


Main-Kuch kaam tha babhi..


Mangal - Itani raatko??


Main-Kirti se milna hai.. Raat better hai..


Deva-Oh.. Dhyaan se jaana..


Main-Yeah no worries..Mangal Gupta ji k sath milke ye construction par research kar, kya hai kon hai contractor kon hai chief engineer kon hai even majdurr kon hain Construction kaa samaan kahaan se aata hai kitana aata hai,sab details caahiye mujhe..


Mangal - Done bro..


Babhi - Dinner toh karke jaao..


Main-Babhi mujhe bilkul bhook nahi hai abhi toh coffee pee thi raaste mein khaalunga kuch..


Abeer-Same Ruhi k sath hospital coffee peeke aaya tha main bhi..


Babhi - Ok dhyaan se jaana lekin..


Ab humlog Aston Martin mein aaye and nikale Delhi k liye maine jaanwar ko bataya ki kya scene hua aaj..


Abeer-Shabbas bc maa chod denge Sudha ki bhen ki lawdi.. I hate that bitch bro...


Main-Same..


Abeer-Waise ye kirti kaa kya scene hai??


Main-Scene simple hai obviously mujhe pata tha ki Kirti ko pata hai mereko tadipaar karne mein kon kon shaamil they mujhe bus moka caahiye tha usase ye sab pata karne kaa forcefully main pata kar nahi shakta tha kuch bhi then jab CBI mein gaya toh mujhe milla moka bhayanak moka iski family ki jaan ko khatra tha or mujhe inki jimeedari sonpi Anjana ne, main iske sath raha, emotionally iske sath judda then iski jaan bachaai like literally seconds ki derr hoti toh marr jaati ye then iski family ki jaan bachaai then unn cannibals ko thoka and lekin maine pehle he bola tha isko badle mein mujhe information caahiye jikse liye raaji hogayi woh and bam we are here.. Jitana pata hai utana bata degi woh jo kaafi hai..


Abeer-Gajab..


Main-Oh haan also she kissed me..


Abeer-Dafukkk you mean she kissed you?? Kiss kiya usne tujhe..


Main-Yeah..


Abeer-Bhenchod tera kya system hai?Harr koi kiss karti firti hai tujhe..


Main-Ab main hun he itana charming toh main kya karun.. Emotional scene tha meri dialoguebaaji jaari thi or achanak se isne kiss kardiya isme main kya karun bata ab..


Abeer-Toh fir ab??


Main-Ab kya??


Abeer-Bc aage kya karega iska??


Main-Ghanta karunga be main aise kiss pata nahi kitane hue honge mere aise harr ek ko aage dekhunga toh hochuka kaam woh khud bhull chuki hogi kiss bc.. Issliye focus on the task at hand..


Abeer-Yeah let's focus on sudha..


Continued.
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Update-17(The Planning)

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Humlog haweli pohanchey toh Guptaji ne already sab baatein bhai ko bata di thi or bhai kaafi gussa they..Andar hall mein Bhai Babhi Sam Ravi or Rishi mojjud they..


Mangal-Bhai pehle he bata dun maine mana kiya tha isko ki Sudha Chaudhary involved hai toh panga matt le..


Main-Bhai main pehle he bola tha ki kaam mere hissab se he hoga..


Deva-Ye konsa hissab hua AP?? Cabinet Minister hai woh samjh raha haina tu?? Cabinet minister usase panga nahi lena hai humein..


Main-Bhai aapko ho kya gaya hai?? Panga hum nahi le rahe hain, hum bhalla kyun panga lenge usase, pehle din se aap uski respect kartey aae ho lekin usne ulta harr baar ungali ki hai humein lekin aap shant baithtey rahe, ye aapko bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi pata hai ki usse kya caahiye or woh usko lene k liye kissi bhi hadd takk jaa shakti hai. Or yahaan bhi panga usne humse liya hai aapko kya lagta hai ussne woh factory humaare area mein kyun start karwai?? Kyunki usse pata hai agar woh kaamyaab hogayi toh woh itane gaon mein rehne waalon kaa vishwaash uth jaaega aapse or yahi toh caahiye hai usse, i mean come on thoda toh socho aap ye jagah itani badi factory bananey k liye sahi hai?? Hell no 1% bhi nahi yahaan ki jameen baaki jagah se mehngi hai or uppar se naa koi main road lagta hai naa koi railway line or naa koi major city na koi dusari raw material ki factory nothing .. Toh wohlog chutiya toh hain nahi jo yahaan aake ye itani badi factory banaaenge i mean come on bhai woh khud humein target kar rahi hai or aap Kehte ho main shant baithun?? Main shant tab baitha tha jab usne mujhe tadipar karwane k liye apna pura dum lagaya tha, toh maine socha bhai ne bola hai ki usase abhi nahi uljhana toh main durr hogaya lekin bhai agar woh aapke upar najar dalegi toh main usko jadd se khatam kardunga i will fucking erase that bitch from existence.. I don't give a fuck woh cabinet minister hai yaa kya hai i dont give a single fuck...


Deva-Tujhe kya lagta hai ye sab mujhe pata nahi hai??


Main-I know aapko sab pata hai, aapko toh ye sab suru hone se pehle he pata chal gaya hoga but still bhai jitani jarurat humein government ki hai utani he jarurat government ko humaari hai 56 Lok sabha seats hain humaari or abki baar toh i am 1000% sure humlog 100 seats nikalenge issliye ab Ruling party ko ye decide karna hoga ki unko 100 seats ko bhaav dena hai yaa fir Sudha Chaudhary ko..


Deva-Ye sab mujhe already pata hai AP but harr ek cheej kaa time hota hai..


Main-Or iska time abhi hai bhai right now, kyunki isko orr time diya toh fir ye Sanjay se badi film ban jaaegi.. Or mereko ek time par 2 dushman nahi caahiye.. Issliye isko abhi warn kardiya jaaega.. Aapko bharosa hai mere uppar??


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai AP? Ye bhi bhalla koi puchne ki baat hai..


Main-Bus toh aap Sudha ko mere uppar chhod dijiye main sab sambhaal lunga.. Kabhi bhi aapko lage ki main galat jaa raha hun toh aap bata dena main ussi din sab roukk k iss Sudha k pairon mein girke maafi maang lunga..


Deva-Kitana sure hai tu??


Main-1000%..


Deva-Ok jo Karna hai kar.. Thokna nahi hai lekin isko..


Main-Ofcourse bhai Pagal thodi hun jo cabinet minister ko thokdunga..


Deva-Ok then.. Kar jo karna hai..


Main-Thanks bhai.. I got you don't worry.. I got you..


Finally bhenchod fi fucking Nally ab banaaunga maadarchod Ko Cabinet Minister main.. Ab time tha uske sath sath sabko lapet lene kaa.. Or uske liye mujhe baaki sabke naam caahiye they jo mere pass nahi they but Kirti k pass they usase apna favour waapis maangne kaa time aagaya tha..


Main apne room mein aaya or Kirti ko phone kiya..


Kirti - Hey AP..


Main-Hello there Kirti madam..


Kirti - How are you??


Main-I'm fine I'm fine..


Kirti - Maanana padega AP you are the smartest person i have ever seen.


Main-I know..


Kirti - Itana bada plot itana easily palat diya..


Main-Yeah woh chhod tujhe toh pata hai maine kyun call kiya hai..


Kirti - Yep..Lekin phone par nahi.. Main aaun haryana??


Main-Naa naa too much risk main aaraha hun Delhi..


Kirti - Ok kab??


Main-Aaj he??


Kirti - Aaj abhi raat ko??


Main - Yeah raat hai toh better hai.. Abhi 8 baje hain raat 11-12 baje Delhi pohanch ke call karunga main kahaan milna hai karke.. Thoda urgent hai..


Kirti - Listen mere ghar he aajaana woh better rahega..


Main-Ok wahaan aake call karta hun main..


Call disconnected..


Maine Jaanwar ko call kiya..


Main-Kahaan haibe??


Abeer-Abe ye tere 2 shikaar ko hospital chhoda hai abhi..


Main-Ok jaldi aa ghar Delhi jaana hai..


Abeer-Abhi??


Main-Yeah jaruri hai.. Tu jaldi aa..


Abeer - 20 minutes mein aaya..


Main ready hua lekin jaanwar bc 20 kaa 40 minutes baad aaya and then ready hone mein orr 30 minutes lagaai 9 toh yahin baj gaye bc.. Babhi ne niche se dinner k liye awaaj di toh humlog niche aaye..


Babhi - Tumlog ye itani raatko kahaan jaa rahe ho?


Main - Delhi..


Babhi - Abhi?? Kya hua??


Main-Kuch kaam tha babhi..


Mangal - Itani raatko??


Main-Kirti se milna hai.. Raat better hai..


Deva-Oh.. Dhyaan se jaana..


Main-Yeah no worries..Mangal Gupta ji k sath milke ye construction par research kar, kya hai kon hai contractor kon hai chief engineer kon hai even majdurr kon hain Construction kaa samaan kahaan se aata hai kitana aata hai,sab details caahiye mujhe..


Mangal - Done bro..


Babhi - Dinner toh karke jaao..


Main-Babhi mujhe bilkul bhook nahi hai abhi toh coffee pee thi raaste mein khaalunga kuch..


Abeer-Same Ruhi k sath hospital coffee peeke aaya tha main bhi..


Babhi - Ok dhyaan se jaana lekin..


Ab humlog Aston Martin mein aaye and nikale Delhi k liye maine jaanwar ko bataya ki kya scene hua aaj..


Abeer-Shabbas bc maa chod denge Sudha ki bhen ki lawdi.. I hate that bitch bro...


Main-Same..


Abeer-Waise ye kirti kaa kya scene hai??


Main-Scene simple hai obviously mujhe pata tha ki Kirti ko pata hai mereko tadipaar karne mein kon kon shaamil they mujhe bus moka caahiye tha usase ye sab pata karne kaa forcefully main pata kar nahi shakta tha kuch bhi then jab CBI mein gaya toh mujhe milla moka bhayanak moka iski family ki jaan ko khatra tha or mujhe inki jimeedari sonpi Anjana ne, main iske sath raha, emotionally iske sath judda then iski jaan bachaai like literally seconds ki derr hoti toh marr jaati ye then iski family ki jaan bachaai then unn cannibals ko thoka and lekin maine pehle he bola tha isko badle mein mujhe information caahiye jikse liye raaji hogayi woh and bam we are here.. Jitana pata hai utana bata degi woh jo kaafi hai..


Abeer-Gajab..


Main-Oh haan also she kissed me..


Abeer-Dafukkk you mean she kissed you?? Kiss kiya usne tujhe..


Main-Yeah..


Abeer-Bhenchod tera kya system hai?Harr koi kiss karti firti hai tujhe..


Main-Ab main hun he itana charming toh main kya karun.. Emotional scene tha meri dialoguebaaji jaari thi or achanak se isne kiss kardiya isme main kya karun bata ab..


Abeer-Toh fir ab??


Main-Ab kya??


Abeer-Bc aage kya karega iska??


Main-Ghanta karunga be main aise kiss pata nahi kitane hue honge mere aise harr ek ko aage dekhunga toh hochuka kaam woh khud bhull chuki hogi kiss bc.. Issliye focus on the task at hand..


Abeer-Yeah let's focus on sudha..


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Update-16(Sudha Chaudhary)

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Mangal - Abe chutiya hogaya hai kya tu Sudha Chaudhary involved hai isme, usase panga nahi lena humein, bhai ne kitani baar bola haibe..

Main-Gandu tu chutiya hai, panga nahi lena panga nahi lena kartey kartey gand maar legi woh humaari fir ghumtey rehna..

Mangal-Matlab??

Main-Matlab bhai k saamne batata hun.. Gupta ji or koi hai aaj??

Gupta - Naa beta..

Main-Toh chalo ghar ye bakchodi kuch jyada he horahi hai..

Ye bolke main or Mangal wahaan se nikale haweli k liye ki Abeer kaa phone aagaya..

Main-Haan..

Abeer-Photo bheji hai dekh yaa isase jyaada todna hai..

Maine photo dekhi toh Abeer ne dono bhaiyon ko bahaynak toda tha bhenchod thobda toh pehchaan mein takk nahi aaraha tha uske alawa dono k hath tutte they or pura sareee tutta padda tha that's great..

Main-Good.. 5-6 Maheene hospital mein nikal jaaenge Ruhi k yahaan pohancha dey inko or bolna ki bill main pay kardunga or wahaan woh aunty hogi rape victim ki maa unko inki haalat jarur dikha dena unke kaleje ko bhi thandak milegi or ye sab karke Asap ghar pohanch..

Abeer-Ok Boss..

Call disconnected..

Sudha Chaudhary obviously Sudha meri list mein thi lekin main chaahta nahi tha abhi usase panga lena kyunki first main ek baar Sanjay ki situation samjhlena caahta tha kyunki yelog toh yahin mill jaaenge baadmein bhi lekin Sanjay ko ignore kiya toh dikkat hojaaengi mere liye. Second main akeli uss Sudha k piche nahi jaane waala tha mujhe pata tha ki mujhe Tadipaar karwane mein Sudha k sath sath or bhi log shaamil they jinke naam mere pass nahi they lekin unke naam main kabhi bhi pata kar shakta tha. Kirti toh yaad he hogi?? Cbi waali kirti jiski team ne mujhe tadipaar karwaya tha, uppar k orders par ab jab main cbi mein tha toh Kirti or uski family ki jaan bachaai thi maine Cannibals se or badle mein maine usase woh naam maange they jo mujhe tadipaar karwane mein shaamil they, usne promise kiya tha ki jitana usko pata hai woh sab bata degi mujhe, bus usase aage toh main pata kar he lunga.. Issliye main rukka hua tha ki ek baar mein Sudha chaudhary or baaki jo bhi hain unko samett lunga then final reason tha dekho main koi bhi hun kaisa bhi hun Sudha Chaudhary still Cabinet minister thi or main itana bhi chutiya nahi hun ki bina puri tarah planning kiye ek Cabinet minister se panga lelunga gand maardi jaaegi meri agar aisa hua toh issliye mujhe ek ek kadam plan kar kar k rakhna tha..

Yahi main reason tha ki main Sudha Chaudhary Yaa uske bete Dheeraj yaa uske bhaanje College president Digvijay se direct koi panga nahi le raha tha lekin lagta hai ab panga lena he padega mujhe..

Sudha Chaudhary se pehle main aapko Indian Politics k thode facts bataadun .. India mein Jo Ruling Party haina uske pass hain 297 lok sabha seats.... Yelog pichli 2 yojnaaon se rule kar rahe hain.. Yelog filhaal bhi kaafi strong hain... Uske baad Opposition k pass hain total 122
seats.. Inse pehle unlog kaa rule tha but ab nahi hai.. or uske alaawa independent or choti moti
parties ki hain 70 seats... Ab baari aati hai humaari, humaare pass hain 56 Lok Sabha seats unmein se 52 seats keval 6 States and 1 union territory mein... (Haryana, UP, Punjab, Gujrat, Rajasthan, Himachal Pradesh
and Delhi) baaki allover India mein 4 seats hain
Mumbai North, Mumbai South, Mumbai North
East and Pune.. (Ye seats Abeer or bhai k
Mumbai-Pune mein rehney ki wajah se hain kaafi kaam karwaaya hai wahaan bhai ne jaisa
Abeer ne bataya tha pehle as humaari Maa wahin ki thi toh Bhai usko dusara ghar maantey hain)...humaari party ne Inhi states mein contest kiya tha results theek thaak they but ruling party ki hawa he kuch Orr thi even north India k kaafi log bhi CM humaara caahtey they lekin PM same caahiye tha unhe kyunki opposition mein koi leader nahi
tha jo aage aake lead kar shake jiss wajah se wohlog piche reh rahe they or current ruling party kaa raaj chal raha tha..

Yaani kull milaake hum India Par Raaj karne se
abhi durr hain lekin jiss hissab se chal
rahe hain wahaan bhi humaara he naam hone waala tha. But filhaal k liye Ruling party kaafi strong hai issliye hum unke kaam mein taang nahi adaatey or woh humaare kaam mein taang nahi adaatey because aage chalke jarurat toh unhe bhi pad shakti hai humaari, issliye hum dono he apne apne raaste mein dhyaan detey hain..

Ab ussi ruling party se India ki Law And Justice orr Social Justice and Empowerment Minister thi Madam Sudha Chaudhary. Ab pehli line ko doobara padho ji Haan Law And Justice Minister Of India second position toh chutiyapa hai but yeah woh India ki Law and Justice minister thi yaani woh bahot badi film thi actually film nahi puri tv series thi multiple seasons waali.. Ab Sudha ko humse kya problem hai woh suno, Actually Sudha se pehle uske patidev politics mein they and ye dono he Haryana se he hain infact humse next district hometown hain inka , Sudha k pati ne kaafi naam kamaaya tha politics mein India ka Defense minister reh chuka tha woh kaafi popular hua woh but uske dil mein ek he gum tha itani badi badi posts handle karne k baad bhi woh still North India ka sabse powerful aadmi nahi ban paaya iss post par suru se he humaari family kaa hakk raha hai pehle dadaji they and uske baad bhai toh North India k Bhagwaan ban chuke they ab Sudha ka pati issi wajah se humse nafrat karta tha.. Jalta tha maadarchod humse or issi khwaaish k sath kai saal Pehle heart attack se uski moutt hogayi ab uske baad Sudha ji aage aai usase pehle khudke news channel ki anchor thi Sudha jo channel ab Iski beti sambhaalti hai, Sudha kaa pati acha aadmi tha kaam karwaya tha ussne bhi toh uski death k baad by election mein Sudha MP Ban gayi ektarfa infact humaare he Party k candidate ko haraaya tha ussne then next term election mein bhi woh jeet gayi again humaara he candidate haara tab uske pati k naam ki wajah se usko milli Cabinet post woh bani minister of Social Justice and Empowerment , lekin jaisa maine kaha ye bus naam naam ki post hai lekin Sudha ne isme bhi kaafi naam and kaam kamaaya ab mujhe lund nahi pata isme karna kya hota hai but jo bhi karna hota hai Sudha ne bakhoobi kiya or uska result ye hua ki iss term k lok sabha election mein bhi woh Haryana mein ektarfa jeeti or abki baar Social justice k sath sath usko banaya gaya Cabinet minister of Law and Justice or ye Indian cabinet ki one of the most important and powerful post hai.. Ab Sudha kehne ko toh bhai ki respect karti hai Lekim andar he andar gand faad jalti hai humse lekin power kaa nasha hai ab ussi nashe mein issne pata nahi kya sochke apne bete Dheeraj ko MLA election mein Bhai k opposite mein khadda kardiya tha, i dont know kya socha isne but again power kaa nasha sirr chadd gaya hoga , aage kya hona tha bhai k saamne bhenchod halwa hai kya, saala haar gaya or bhayanak haar haara maadarchod ki jamaanat takk japt hogayi shakal dikhaane laayak naa raha kai din toh and isase Sudha kaa hate humaari taraf kai gunna badh gaya or isase he samjh aata hai ki woh bakchod aurat hai kyunki itane saalon se woh or uska pati humaare candidates ko lok sabha election mein haraatey aarahe hain ek tarfa woh bhi, lekin bhai ne toh kabhi isko yaa iske pati ko ungali nahi ki or ye pagli haar ko dil par legayi yaani kachi khilaadi hai politics ki lekin shyaani bahot jyaada hai woh kya boltey hain beauty with brains kai neta log ko jebh mein rakhti hai ye apni baaton se.. But but but again galat panga leliya lawdi ne main bhenchod maa chod dunga iski.. Ye fact hai just wait and watch..

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Humlog haweli pohanchey toh Guptaji ne already sab baatein bhai ko bata di thi or bhai kaafi gussa they..Andar hall mein Bhai Babhi Sam Ravi or Rishi mojjud they..


Mangal-Bhai pehle he bata dun maine mana kiya tha isko ki Sudha Chaudhary involved hai toh panga matt le..


Main-Bhai main pehle he bola tha ki kaam mere hissab se he hoga..


Deva-Ye konsa hissab hua AP?? Cabinet Minister hai woh samjh raha haina tu?? Cabinet minister usase panga nahi lena hai humein..


Main-Bhai aapko ho kya gaya hai?? Panga hum nahi le rahe hain, hum bhalla kyun panga lenge usase, pehle din se aap uski respect kartey aae ho lekin usne ulta harr baar ungali ki hai humein lekin aap shant baithtey rahe, ye aapko bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi pata hai ki usse kya caahiye or woh usko lene k liye kissi bhi hadd takk jaa shakti hai. Or yahaan bhi panga usne humse liya hai aapko kya lagta hai ussne woh factory humaare area mein kyun start karwai?? Kyunki usse pata hai agar woh kaamyaab hogayi toh woh itane gaon mein rehne waalon kaa vishwaash uth jaaega aapse or yahi toh caahiye hai usse, i mean come on thoda toh socho aap ye jagah itani badi factory bananey k liye sahi hai?? Hell no 1% bhi nahi yahaan ki jameen baaki jagah se mehngi hai or uppar se naa koi main road lagta hai naa koi railway line or naa koi major city na koi dusari raw material ki factory nothing .. Toh wohlog chutiya toh hain nahi jo yahaan aake ye itani badi factory banaaenge i mean come on bhai woh khud humein target kar rahi hai or aap Kehte ho main shant baithun?? Main shant tab baitha tha jab usne mujhe tadipar karwane k liye apna pura dum lagaya tha, toh maine socha bhai ne bola hai ki usase abhi nahi uljhana toh main durr hogaya lekin bhai agar woh aapke upar najar dalegi toh main usko jadd se khatam kardunga i will fucking erase that bitch from existence.. I don't give a fuck woh cabinet minister hai yaa kya hai i dont give a single fuck...


Deva-Tujhe kya lagta hai ye sab mujhe pata nahi hai??


Main-I know aapko sab pata hai, aapko toh ye sab suru hone se pehle he pata chal gaya hoga but still bhai jitani jarurat humein government ki hai utani he jarurat government ko humaari hai 56 Lok sabha seats hain humaari or abki baar toh i am 1000% sure humlog 100 seats nikalenge issliye ab Ruling party ko ye decide karna hoga ki unko 100 seats ko bhaav dena hai yaa fir Sudha Chaudhary ko..


Deva-Ye sab mujhe already pata hai AP but harr ek cheej kaa time hota hai..


Main-Or iska time abhi hai bhai right now, kyunki isko orr time diya toh fir ye Sanjay se badi film ban jaaegi.. Or mereko ek time par 2 dushman nahi caahiye.. Issliye isko abhi warn kardiya jaaega.. Aapko bharosa hai mere uppar??


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai AP? Ye bhi bhalla koi puchne ki baat hai..


Main-Bus toh aap Sudha ko mere uppar chhod dijiye main sab sambhaal lunga.. Kabhi bhi aapko lage ki main galat jaa raha hun toh aap bata dena main ussi din sab roukk k iss Sudha k pairon mein girke maafi maang lunga..


Deva-Kitana sure hai tu??


Main-1000%..


Deva-Ok jo Karna hai kar.. Thokna nahi hai lekin isko..


Main-Ofcourse bhai Pagal thodi hun jo cabinet minister ko thokdunga..


Deva-Ok then.. Kar jo karna hai..


Main-Thanks bhai.. I got you don't worry.. I got you..


Finally bhenchod fi fucking Nally ab banaaunga maadarchod Ko Cabinet Minister main.. Ab time tha uske sath sath sabko lapet lene kaa.. Or uske liye mujhe baaki sabke naam caahiye they jo mere pass nahi they but Kirti k pass they usase apna favour waapis maangne kaa time aagaya tha..


Main apne room mein aaya or Kirti ko phone kiya..


Kirti - Hey AP..


Main-Hello there Kirti madam..


Kirti - How are you??


Main-I'm fine I'm fine..


Kirti - Maanana padega AP you are the smartest person i have ever seen.


Main-I know..


Kirti - Itana bada plot itana easily palat diya..


Main-Yeah woh chhod tujhe toh pata hai maine kyun call kiya hai..


Kirti - Yep..Lekin phone par nahi.. Main aaun haryana??


Main-Naa naa too much risk main aaraha hun Delhi..


Kirti - Ok kab??


Main-Aaj he??


Kirti - Aaj abhi raat ko??


Main - Yeah raat hai toh better hai.. Abhi 8 baje hain raat 11-12 baje Delhi pohanch ke call karunga main kahaan milna hai karke.. Thoda urgent hai..


Kirti - Listen mere ghar he aajaana woh better rahega..


Main-Ok wahaan aake call karta hun main..


Call disconnected..


Maine Jaanwar ko call kiya..


Main-Kahaan haibe??


Abeer-Abe ye tere 2 shikaar ko hospital chhoda hai abhi..


Main-Ok jaldi aa ghar Delhi jaana hai..


Abeer-Abhi??


Main-Yeah jaruri hai.. Tu jaldi aa..


Abeer - 20 minutes mein aaya..


Main ready hua lekin jaanwar bc 20 kaa 40 minutes baad aaya and then ready hone mein orr 30 minutes lagaai 9 toh yahin baj gaye bc.. Babhi ne niche se dinner k liye awaaj di toh humlog niche aaye..


Babhi - Tumlog ye itani raatko kahaan jaa rahe ho?


Main - Delhi..


Babhi - Abhi?? Kya hua??


Main-Kuch kaam tha babhi..


Mangal - Itani raatko??


Main-Kirti se milna hai.. Raat better hai..


Deva-Oh.. Dhyaan se jaana..


Main-Yeah no worries..Mangal Gupta ji k sath milke ye construction par research kar, kya hai kon hai contractor kon hai chief engineer kon hai even majdurr kon hain Construction kaa samaan kahaan se aata hai kitana aata hai,sab details caahiye mujhe..


Mangal - Done bro..


Babhi - Dinner toh karke jaao..


Main-Babhi mujhe bilkul bhook nahi hai abhi toh coffee pee thi raaste mein khaalunga kuch..


Abeer-Same Ruhi k sath hospital coffee peeke aaya tha main bhi..


Babhi - Ok dhyaan se jaana lekin..


Ab humlog Aston Martin mein aaye and nikale Delhi k liye maine jaanwar ko bataya ki kya scene hua aaj..


Abeer-Shabbas bc maa chod denge Sudha ki bhen ki lawdi.. I hate that bitch bro...


Main-Same..


Abeer-Waise ye kirti kaa kya scene hai??


Main-Scene simple hai obviously mujhe pata tha ki Kirti ko pata hai mereko tadipaar karne mein kon kon shaamil they mujhe bus moka caahiye tha usase ye sab pata karne kaa forcefully main pata kar nahi shakta tha kuch bhi then jab CBI mein gaya toh mujhe milla moka bhayanak moka iski family ki jaan ko khatra tha or mujhe inki jimeedari sonpi Anjana ne, main iske sath raha, emotionally iske sath judda then iski jaan bachaai like literally seconds ki derr hoti toh marr jaati ye then iski family ki jaan bachaai then unn cannibals ko thoka and lekin maine pehle he bola tha isko badle mein mujhe information caahiye jikse liye raaji hogayi woh and bam we are here.. Jitana pata hai utana bata degi woh jo kaafi hai..


Abeer-Gajab..


Main-Oh haan also she kissed me..


Abeer-Dafukkk you mean she kissed you?? Kiss kiya usne tujhe..


Main-Yeah..


Abeer-Bhenchod tera kya system hai?Harr koi kiss karti firti hai tujhe..


Main-Ab main hun he itana charming toh main kya karun.. Emotional scene tha meri dialoguebaaji jaari thi or achanak se isne kiss kardiya isme main kya karun bata ab..


Abeer-Toh fir ab??


Main-Ab kya??


Abeer-Bc aage kya karega iska??


Main-Ghanta karunga be main aise kiss pata nahi kitane hue honge mere aise harr ek ko aage dekhunga toh hochuka kaam woh khud bhull chuki hogi kiss bc.. Issliye focus on the task at hand..


Abeer-Yeah let's focus on sudha..


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Humlog haweli pohanchey toh Guptaji ne already sab baatein bhai ko bata di thi or bhai kaafi gussa they..Andar hall mein Bhai Babhi Sam Ravi or Rishi mojjud they..


Mangal-Bhai pehle he bata dun maine mana kiya tha isko ki Sudha Chaudhary involved hai toh panga matt le..


Main-Bhai main pehle he bola tha ki kaam mere hissab se he hoga..


Deva-Ye konsa hissab hua AP?? Cabinet Minister hai woh samjh raha haina tu?? Cabinet minister usase panga nahi lena hai humein..


Main-Bhai aapko ho kya gaya hai?? Panga hum nahi le rahe hain, hum bhalla kyun panga lenge usase, pehle din se aap uski respect kartey aae ho lekin usne ulta harr baar ungali ki hai humein lekin aap shant baithtey rahe, ye aapko bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi pata hai ki usse kya caahiye or woh usko lene k liye kissi bhi hadd takk jaa shakti hai. Or yahaan bhi panga usne humse liya hai aapko kya lagta hai ussne woh factory humaare area mein kyun start karwai?? Kyunki usse pata hai agar woh kaamyaab hogayi toh woh itane gaon mein rehne waalon kaa vishwaash uth jaaega aapse or yahi toh caahiye hai usse, i mean come on thoda toh socho aap ye jagah itani badi factory bananey k liye sahi hai?? Hell no 1% bhi nahi yahaan ki jameen baaki jagah se mehngi hai or uppar se naa koi main road lagta hai naa koi railway line or naa koi major city na koi dusari raw material ki factory nothing .. Toh wohlog chutiya toh hain nahi jo yahaan aake ye itani badi factory banaaenge i mean come on bhai woh khud humein target kar rahi hai or aap Kehte ho main shant baithun?? Main shant tab baitha tha jab usne mujhe tadipar karwane k liye apna pura dum lagaya tha, toh maine socha bhai ne bola hai ki usase abhi nahi uljhana toh main durr hogaya lekin bhai agar woh aapke upar najar dalegi toh main usko jadd se khatam kardunga i will fucking erase that bitch from existence.. I don't give a fuck woh cabinet minister hai yaa kya hai i dont give a single fuck...


Deva-Tujhe kya lagta hai ye sab mujhe pata nahi hai??


Main-I know aapko sab pata hai, aapko toh ye sab suru hone se pehle he pata chal gaya hoga but still bhai jitani jarurat humein government ki hai utani he jarurat government ko humaari hai 56 Lok sabha seats hain humaari or abki baar toh i am 1000% sure humlog 100 seats nikalenge issliye ab Ruling party ko ye decide karna hoga ki unko 100 seats ko bhaav dena hai yaa fir Sudha Chaudhary ko..


Deva-Ye sab mujhe already pata hai AP but harr ek cheej kaa time hota hai..


Main-Or iska time abhi hai bhai right now, kyunki isko orr time diya toh fir ye Sanjay se badi film ban jaaegi.. Or mereko ek time par 2 dushman nahi caahiye.. Issliye isko abhi warn kardiya jaaega.. Aapko bharosa hai mere uppar??


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai AP? Ye bhi bhalla koi puchne ki baat hai..


Main-Bus toh aap Sudha ko mere uppar chhod dijiye main sab sambhaal lunga.. Kabhi bhi aapko lage ki main galat jaa raha hun toh aap bata dena main ussi din sab roukk k iss Sudha k pairon mein girke maafi maang lunga..


Deva-Kitana sure hai tu??


Main-1000%..


Deva-Ok jo Karna hai kar.. Thokna nahi hai lekin isko..


Main-Ofcourse bhai Pagal thodi hun jo cabinet minister ko thokdunga..


Deva-Ok then.. Kar jo karna hai..


Main-Thanks bhai.. I got you don't worry.. I got you..


Finally bhenchod fi fucking Nally ab banaaunga maadarchod Ko Cabinet Minister main.. Ab time tha uske sath sath sabko lapet lene kaa.. Or uske liye mujhe baaki sabke naam caahiye they jo mere pass nahi they but Kirti k pass they usase apna favour waapis maangne kaa time aagaya tha..


Main apne room mein aaya or Kirti ko phone kiya..


Kirti - Hey AP..


Main-Hello there Kirti madam..


Kirti - How are you??


Main-I'm fine I'm fine..


Kirti - Maanana padega AP you are the smartest person i have ever seen.


Main-I know..


Kirti - Itana bada plot itana easily palat diya..


Main-Yeah woh chhod tujhe toh pata hai maine kyun call kiya hai..


Kirti - Yep..Lekin phone par nahi.. Main aaun haryana??


Main-Naa naa too much risk main aaraha hun Delhi..


Kirti - Ok kab??


Main-Aaj he??


Kirti - Aaj abhi raat ko??


Main - Yeah raat hai toh better hai.. Abhi 8 baje hain raat 11-12 baje Delhi pohanch ke call karunga main kahaan milna hai karke.. Thoda urgent hai..


Kirti - Listen mere ghar he aajaana woh better rahega..


Main-Ok wahaan aake call karta hun main..


Call disconnected..


Maine Jaanwar ko call kiya..


Main-Kahaan haibe??


Abeer-Abe ye tere 2 shikaar ko hospital chhoda hai abhi..


Main-Ok jaldi aa ghar Delhi jaana hai..


Abeer-Abhi??


Main-Yeah jaruri hai.. Tu jaldi aa..


Abeer - 20 minutes mein aaya..


Main ready hua lekin jaanwar bc 20 kaa 40 minutes baad aaya and then ready hone mein orr 30 minutes lagaai 9 toh yahin baj gaye bc.. Babhi ne niche se dinner k liye awaaj di toh humlog niche aaye..


Babhi - Tumlog ye itani raatko kahaan jaa rahe ho?


Main - Delhi..


Babhi - Abhi?? Kya hua??


Main-Kuch kaam tha babhi..


Mangal - Itani raatko??


Main-Kirti se milna hai.. Raat better hai..


Deva-Oh.. Dhyaan se jaana..


Main-Yeah no worries..Mangal Gupta ji k sath milke ye construction par research kar, kya hai kon hai contractor kon hai chief engineer kon hai even majdurr kon hain Construction kaa samaan kahaan se aata hai kitana aata hai,sab details caahiye mujhe..


Mangal - Done bro..


Babhi - Dinner toh karke jaao..


Main-Babhi mujhe bilkul bhook nahi hai abhi toh coffee pee thi raaste mein khaalunga kuch..


Abeer-Same Ruhi k sath hospital coffee peeke aaya tha main bhi..


Babhi - Ok dhyaan se jaana lekin..


Ab humlog Aston Martin mein aaye and nikale Delhi k liye maine jaanwar ko bataya ki kya scene hua aaj..


Abeer-Shabbas bc maa chod denge Sudha ki bhen ki lawdi.. I hate that bitch bro...


Main-Same..


Abeer-Waise ye kirti kaa kya scene hai??


Main-Scene simple hai obviously mujhe pata tha ki Kirti ko pata hai mereko tadipaar karne mein kon kon shaamil they mujhe bus moka caahiye tha usase ye sab pata karne kaa forcefully main pata kar nahi shakta tha kuch bhi then jab CBI mein gaya toh mujhe milla moka bhayanak moka iski family ki jaan ko khatra tha or mujhe inki jimeedari sonpi Anjana ne, main iske sath raha, emotionally iske sath judda then iski jaan bachaai like literally seconds ki derr hoti toh marr jaati ye then iski family ki jaan bachaai then unn cannibals ko thoka and lekin maine pehle he bola tha isko badle mein mujhe information caahiye jikse liye raaji hogayi woh and bam we are here.. Jitana pata hai utana bata degi woh jo kaafi hai..


Abeer-Gajab..


Main-Oh haan also she kissed me..


Abeer-Dafukkk you mean she kissed you?? Kiss kiya usne tujhe..


Main-Yeah..


Abeer-Bhenchod tera kya system hai?Harr koi kiss karti firti hai tujhe..


Main-Ab main hun he itana charming toh main kya karun.. Emotional scene tha meri dialoguebaaji jaari thi or achanak se isne kiss kardiya isme main kya karun bata ab..


Abeer-Toh fir ab??


Main-Ab kya??


Abeer-Bc aage kya karega iska??


Main-Ghanta karunga be main aise kiss pata nahi kitane hue honge mere aise harr ek ko aage dekhunga toh hochuka kaam woh khud bhull chuki hogi kiss bc.. Issliye focus on the task at hand..


Abeer-Yeah let's focus on sudha..


Continued.
Mil gayi permission Deva bhai se ab aayega maza dekhte h kitne Longo ke naam ki list deti h kriti
Dekhte h Mangal kia information nikalta h Sudha chaudhri ki factory contraction side ki
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