Rathod Vipul
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Update-315(The Information) 315
Neha k 5 minutes hone he waale they but uske doston ki cheekhein sunke uski gand fatt rahi thi..
Neha-M. Mmujhe kuch nahi pata..
Main-Ye gaana suna kya Anjali tune?? Mast gaana hai..
Maine uss lawdi ko ignore kartey hue kaha..harr minute k sath chilaane ki awajein badhne lagi, sath sath rone ki awajein bhi aane lagi thi idhar Neha tutt chuki thi woh puri tarah kaanp rahi thi mujhe pata tha ye kaam karega of course karega bc bade bado ki gand fatt jaaye fir ye toh kuch hai he nahi...
Main-Final 30 seconds.. Arrey Poo aajaao tumlog bhi madam ko bhi lena hai.. Ek aajaao dono mein se..
Ab udhar Poo room mein enter hui or idhar Neha chilaai..
Neha-Ok.. Ok.. Ok bataati hun bataati hun.. Please.. Batati hun..
Main -Good job...Guys roukk do servicing jarra..
Neha-Bunty.. Bunty humara boss hai wahi humein drugs laake deta hai or fir apna commission leta hai. Bunty ka ashli naam Vivek Bajpai hai ..
Main-Vivek Bajpai.. Naam suna suna hai Anjali..
Anjali-Ofcourse suna suna hai boss NCR ka bahot bada dealer tha Vivek, utana he shyaana bhi. Gurugram, Faridabad, Noida Delhi pure area mein iska naam chalta tha. But kuch maheene se proper haryana aagaya hai bata rahe hain..
Neha-H. h. H. Haan.. Bunty Nidhi k time aaya tha or kaafi help ki usne yahaan unki..
Main-Oho ho.. Tabhi main sochun itana important kaise aagaya banda.. Nidhi ka chamcha hai..
Neha-Nidhi k jaane k baad bunty ko ek side karne laga Dino lekin Bunty ki ek dost hai Mary, woh kaafi close hai bunty se or Mary Dino ki girlfriend hai or Dino bahot maanta hai uski toh Mary ne Bunty ko dhande mein rakha hai warna nikal detey usse..
Main-Interesting... Very interesting.. Toh tum bunty k liye kaam karti ho bunty Mary k liye or Mary Dino and Mick k liye..
Neha-Mick ka nahi pata mujhe kon hai lekin haan Mary Dino k liye kaam karti hai.. Inmein se kissi ka chehra nahi dekha hai maine Bunty k alawa naa kissi se milli hun kabhi ye toh bus nashe mein bunty kabhi kabhaar jikar kardeta hai.. Iske alawa mujhe kuch nahi pata..
Main-Bunty ki location??
Neha-Woh Samrat Chowk k aas pass kahin rehta hai ye confirm hai , puri location mujhe nahi pata..
Main-Good... Ab dhyaan se sun tere liye 2 options hain mere pass first main tujhe jail bhejdun jahaan tujhe rojj noch noch k khaaenge, or even bina drugs tu kuch he din reh paaegi wahaan uske baad tadap tadap k khud marr jaaegi and dusra option hai main tujhe badhiya hospital mein admit karwadun 15-20 din k liye jahaan tere nashe ka ilaaj karwaya jaaye aaram se or tu ekdum change hoke bahaar aaye.. Dekh Bunty ko main thok dunga, Mary ko bhi thok dunga Dino or Mick ko bhi or aaj nahi toh kal Nidhi or fir Sanjay ko bhi i don't give a fuck lekin teri haalat pata hai mujhe teri puri life story pata hai tujhe maarke mujhe millega bhi kya,sudhar jaa apne maa bhai kaa khayaal rakh unpe bojh naa bann , iss nashe nashe mein kabhi na kabhi nikal legi iss duniya se or ye tere dost or boyfriends kissi ko ghanta farak nahi padega, lekin teri family ka kya hoga ye bhi toh soch.. I know ye baaton ka koi ashar nahi hoga filhaal tujhpe lekin jab kuch din hojaaenge na wahaan hospital mein tab sab samjh aane lagega.. Toh bata Jail yaa hospital..
Neha-H. h.. hospital..
Main-Good... Ajay Deepak in sabko Ruhi k yahaan chhod aa.. Main kardunga call..
Ajay-Ok bhai..
Ajay usko leke jaane laga toh jaate jaate usne hath jodde mere saamne..
Neha-T. T. Thank you ..
Or woh chali gayi wahaan se..
Anjali-Nikal gaya attitude..
Main-Nikalna he tha Anjali apne saamne kon tikka hai bhalla ...
Anjali-True..
Main-Ab baaki Sab suno Bunty aka Vivek ki photo mangwao Delhi, Gurugram, Noida, Faridabad koi police k pass toh hogi he..
Anjali-Apne pass he hai boss , Jab haryana aaya tha woh tabhi Delhi Police ne warning k sath bhej di thi.
Main-Ok good. Toh ab ek or kaam karo samarat chowk k pass batayi uski location toh tum sab k sab faill jaao pure area mein or dhund k do mujhe Bunty main sone jaa raha hun, jaldi se dhundo usko...
Anjali-Got you boss aap rest lo, we got this.
Main-Good..
Ye bolke main Rohit k sath waapis haweli aaya, ab mera kaam nahi tha wahaan pe wohlog dhundlenge usko, mujhe nind caahiye thi bc sirdard karne lag gaya tha firse, hangover hangover k chakkar mein.. So main haweli aaya and seedha apne room mein aake sone jaa he raha tha ki Ruhi ka call aagaya..
Ruhi-Morning Babes..
Main- Morning darling.. Sorry call karna bhull gaya tha actually ye 4on patients mere hain de addiction pe laga dey unmein ek ladki hai Neha naam ki woh important hai uska khaas dhyaan rakhna bhaari drug user hai thoda hard hoga uske liye but tumlog sambhaal loge i know.. Guards rakhna aas pass..
Ruhi-Jo hukkum boss... Anything else??
Main-Else toh date pe chalegi??
Ruhi-Sure kabhi bhi tere liye,but main Riya ka hakk nahi cheen lena caahti issliye No..
Main-Ja ja kaam kar.. Bye..
Ruhi-Bye babes..
Call disconnected..
Uske baad maine Neha ki maa ko call kiya usko woh baaki bache drugs toilet mein flush karne ka bataya and hospital ka address dediya usse fir usne emotional hona caaha lekin maine "It's ok " Bolke kaat diya phone , aise emotional bakchodi i don't like. Fir main sogaya mast, nind turant he aagayi aani he thi bc puri kahaan hui thi nind..
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Superb update broThanks for the support bhidulog keep supporting as always. 2 updates posted read and give reviews, reviews dene mein kanjus hogaye ho tum log so same purani deal hai jitane jyaada reviews ussi hisaab se updates dunga ab next so reveiws ki baadh le aao.
Awesome update broUpdate-320(The Overdose Effect) 320
Ab hum bus baithey rahe wahaan jabtak dhoop thi woh Mary terrace par he soti rahi shyaam hogayi dhoop chali gayi firbhi soti rahi bawligand most probably drug leke sorahi hogi warna bc bahaar toh shardi waala mosam hogaya tha.. Finally woh uthi shyaam 7:30 baje kuch derr toh usse honsh aane mein lage confirmed drugs leke soyi thi bc and finally uthke niche chali gayi woh..
Bahaar nahi gayi woh niche he rahi ab 9 baje k aas pass babhi ka phone aaya mere pass..
Babhi -Kahaan hai betu?? Kal subah se khaana naa khaaya hai tune..
Main-Khaa liya tha thoda bahot babhi suno mera or Ami ka dinner pack kardena toh Rohit lejaaega main boldeta hun usko, mere ek pair joggers and tshirt or mera charger dedena usko.. Main city mein he hun but kaam laga hun..
Babhi-Ok.. Ami sath hai??
Main-Haao..
Babhi-fir theek hai.. Kardeti hun pack.. Dhyaan rakhna shardi hai bahaar matt nikalna jyaada..
Main-Got you babhi..
Call disconnected..
Uske baad maine Rohit ko call kiya..
Rohit-Haan bhai..
Main-Kahaan hai??
Rohit-Abhi ghar aaya tha haweli se..
Main-Good ek kaam kartoh bike utha helmet utha or babhi mera dinner pack kar rahi hai sathmein charger wagairaah woh uthaa laa toh.. Aazad nagar Gali 4 bungalow 9 , bike se he aana helmet lagaaye rakhna bike andar he le aana.. Uske sath badhiya se badhiya binoculars(durbin) bhi jarur leke aana..
Rohit-Jaata hun 15-20 minute mein naha dho lun..
Main-Got you...
Call disconnected..
Ab 9:15 baje finally harkat dikhi mujhe saamne waale bungalow mein 2 gaadiyaan andar aai jisme se 3 ladies Or 2 gents nikale iske dost log they I think wohlog ladies bahaar lawn mein he rukki lekin woh bandey dono andar gaye or kuch he minutes baad kai chairs uthaake bahaar aaye dono or sathmein andar se Mary bhi bahaar aai ekdusare se galle walle mille wohlog chairs lagaai table lagaai or bichmein ek bonefire lagaake aag jalaa lee or chaaron taraf baith gaye wohlog table pe daru ki bottles rakhi thi kuch chakhna wagairaah ..
Ami-Party kar rahe hain boss yetoh..
Main-Rojj ka hoga inka ye..
Ab thodi derr baad Rohit aagaya wahaan, khaana Or durbin dono le aaya tha woh Or durbin bhi badhiya waali ekdum clear view tha night mein bhi..
Main-Bc badhiya hai ye toh..
Rohit-Badhiya kyun nahi hogi 80 Hajaar k hain..
Main-80 Hajaar?? Bhenchod 80 thousand k hain ye.. What the fuck..
Rohit-Toh tune he bola tha best leke aana mall mein best yahi they..
Main-Damn sambhaal k rakhne padenge ye toh..
Ab humne kiya dinner Rohit ka dinner bhi sathmein diya tha babhi ne toh hum sabne dinner kiya, udhar Mary wagairaah ki party chal he rahi thi or woh lambi chalne waali thi kyunki bhenchod 15-20 minutes mein ek peg bana rahe they lawde ab main or Rohit dono he din mein badhiya so liye they toh humne Ami ko sone bheja pehle and main or Rohit baithe rahe najar rakhtey hue uspe.. Najar rakhne ko kuch tha nahi fir bhi kya pata raatko ye Dino se milne jaane lage yaa kya pata woh he aajaaye yahaan, bhai hawas ka kuch pata nahi hota issliye humne najar rakhna jaruri samjha.
Ab kareeb 10:50 baje mere pass Ruhi ka call aaya ..
Main-Ruhi kya hua??
Ruhi-Nothing crazy , hospital se phone aaya tha abhi mere ghar jaane k baad se abtak 5 drugs overdose k patients aa chuke hain bataya staff ne.. Sabko same symptoms hain baar baar behonsh horahe hain, ulti k sath khoon aaraha hai and puri body kaamp rahi hai..
Main-Oh for fucks shake.. Suru ho gaya ye sab.. Actually abhi ek batch jo aaya hai drugs ka usmein milawat hai bahot toh jo bhi jyaada amount mein drugs lega uski aisi taisi hogi he hogi..
Ruhi-Its getting serious AP kaafi critical condition mein hain log..
Main-Yeah.. Or tere pass toh keval padhe likhe log he leke aarahe honge jinki population kam he hai, mostly drugs lene waale log middle class yaa lower class k he hain toh wohlog government hospital yaa dusare local hospitals mein jaa rahe honge total amount toh or jyaada hone waala hai. Fuck.. Sun main guptaji se baat karta hun jitane bhi critical overdose k patients baaki hospitals mein aarahe hain main un sabko tere hospital mein bhijwaraha hun , Tu apne staff ko overtime pe laga chuttiyaan cancel kar sabki or patients ko theek kar,sabka bill banaake bhejdena Rishi k pass woh sambhaal lega.. Tu khud jaa hospital..
Ruhi-Ok boss.. But AP hum bhi kitane he patients ko sambhaal paaenge bhalla, tujhe roukana padega ye sab before it's too late..
Main-I am working on it..
Ruhi-Ok..
Call disconnected..
Main-Bhenchod gand marr gayi..
Rohit-Kya hua??
Main-Woh milawati drug ki overdose waale patients aane suru hogaye hain kal tak media ko pata chal jaayega gand faad denge wohlog or uppar se opposition waale toh khaa jaaenge bhenchod.. Fuck...
Rohit-Fucking hell..Toh kuch kartey haina bc..
Main-Arrey kya lund kartey hain jiski help se karna hai woh madarchod bonfire k saamne baithi Vodka pee rahi hai bhen ki lawdi..
Maine Guptaji ko call kiya kyunki bhai toh so he gaye honge..
Guptaji- Haan AP kya hua??
Maine Guptaji ko bataya kya situation hai..
Main-So aap khud jaao Jack or Vinny ko sath lejaao jo local hospitals hain and government hospital hain unmein jaake sabhi critical overdose k patients ko ASAP ruhi k yahaan shift karwao..
Guptaji-Ohk AP.. But AP media ko bhanak lagi na iski toh woh picha nahi chhodenge..
Main-Media se kya chippa hai Guptaji ab nahi toh subah takk toh unhe khabar lag he jaaegi but I'm working on it..
Guptaji -Ok..
Call disconnected..
Bhenchod gand maar lo meri bc thakk gaya tha be main, literally thakk gaya tha nind sukh chain sab jaa chuka tha bhenchod gand ghissna bacha tha bus , najaane kitane din se ek minute calmly nahi baitha tha main fucking hell itana stress kissi normal bandey pe hota toh bhenchod pankhe pe latak jaata abtak woh.. Fuckkkk..
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Bunty ki Zindagi bacha li AP khudse bhi or Sanjay se bhiUpdate-318(Saved Bunty) 318
Main-Toh Bunty ab meri baat dhyaan se sun 10 minutes hain tere pass apna saara paisa or sona ikatha karr obviously yahin chipaaya hoga sab kuch tune toh ikatha kar.. Apne phone smart watches etcetera sabkuch yahin chhod dey ids jalaa dey apni saari, ye hai Deepak 10 minute baad ye tum sabko yahaan se leke jaaega Delhi Railway station..delhi se tujhe kolkata ki train pakkadni hai ticket pohanch jaaengi tere pass..Kolkata jake Tu kissi dealer se milega or usse bolna ki tujhe Bangladesh jaana hai ASAP illegally.
Bunty-Dealer saare Sanjay k he log hotey hain woh bata denge sab ki main Bangladesh gaya hun..
Main-Wahi toh caahiye ki woh bata dein ki tu Bangladesh gaya hai lekin tu Bangladesh jaaega nahi . Dealer ko bolke Tu Kolkata se turant nikal jaaega by train Guwahati k liye.. Guwahati pohanchke tujhe bus leni hai Silchar k liye .. Silchar Pohanchke wahaan se tu Shared Taxi lega or pohanchega " Aizwal" capital of Mizoram ab paisa andha hai tere pass documents tu wahaan jaake aaram se banwa lega wahaan jaake apna koi dhanda suru karna aaram se or iss life mein kissi se bhi contact nahi karna jabtak meri baat yaad rakhega tujhe koi dikkat nahi hogi kabhi, wahan kabhi nahi dhund shakta tujhe Sanjay ka koi bhi aadmi.. Goodbye..
Ye sunke uski wife ne hath jodd liye mere saamne fir bunty ne bhi hath jode..
Main-Iski jarurat nahi hai, dusaron ki jindagi ujaadne se pehle soch leta toh aaj ye nobat nahi aati, teri beti ne bachaya hai tujhe yaad rakhna warna main no matter what thokne waala tha tujhe..
Bunty ko Deepak k hathmein sonpke humlog nikale wahaan se..
Anjali-Ab boss??
Main-Ab Mary k uppar research kartey hain , abhi k abhi suna na kya kaha usne aaj market mein drugs aajaaenge ya even aa bhi chuke honge drugs,or woh bhi milaawati yaani ho na ho 10-15% users pe toh side effect hoga he hoga matlab close to 100 people per day will be effected by this , or itane log hospital laaye jaaenge toh media waale gand khaa jaaenge humaari, bhenchod Dino ne sach kaha tha sadko pe log marrenge wahi kar raha hai woh.. Lekin humein hone nahi dena hai ye.. Issliye ek kaam karo tumlog Ami ko chhodo mere sath hum jaata hain Mary k address pe uspe najar rakhne, or tum log tabtak ghumte raho NCB waalon ko chutiya banaate hue jaise he Mary Dino se milegi main inform kardunga and turant he humein action lena hoga..
Anjali-Got you boss.. By the way yahaan bhi they NCB waale i mean humlog jab dhund rahe they tab humne dekha ek aadh agent unka humpe najar rakhe hue.. Unhe pata toh tha ki humlog dhund rahe hain kuch lekin kya ye nahi samjh paaye wohlog, kyunki usko pata chal jaata naa toh Bunty ko kissi haalat mein nahi chhodtey wohlog Delhi se leke yahaan takk kai case hain Bunty k uppar NCB k pass..
Main-Wahi toh, agar Shruti ko pata chal jaata naa ki hum bunty k piche hain toh woh kissi bhi haal mein humein deal nahi karne deti bunty se khud lejaati usse..
Anjali-Exactly..
Main-Toh firse jaao jaake chutiya banaao unko tabtak main lead dhundta hun..
Anjali-Ok boss.. Take care...
Main-Bye babes.. Aaja Ami...
Main or Ami nikale Mary ki location pe Aazad nagar pohanchey uski galli mein pohancney toh yahaan decent size k bungalows they upper middle class area tha ye or same bungalow Mary ka tha bungalow ka ek he gate tha chaaron taraf badi deewar thi , lawn tha uske baad bungalow tha 2 floor ka badhiya saa bungalow tha, usne 1000% khareeda nahi hoga rent pe hoga but jo bhi tha yahi tha, ab thankfully 7 number k just saamne ek or bungalow yaa farmhouse bol lo woh tha 9 number or uske bahaar for sale and rent ka board laga tha ..
Main-Ye leletey hain rent pe aise toh koi najar nahi rakhi jaaegi deewar k uppar se he kuch naa dikh raha..
Ami-Yep...
Maine uss board pe diye number pe call kiya or agent ne uthaya..
Main-Hello bhai ye aazad nagar galli 4 ka bungalow number 9 rent pe chaahiye ..
Agent-Ok sir karwadetey hain aaj shyaam ko aajaaiye aap property pe..
Main-Shyaam nahi abhi chaahiye like 10 minutes k andar.. Jaldi se aake chaabi dejaao..
Agent-Arrey aise kaise sir itana jaldi toh nahi hoga fir documents verify wagairaah bhi karne hotey hain safaai bhi karwani hai or shyaam se pehle koi agent humara free nahi hai sir.. Orr..
Main-Bus bus sans lele or sun main bol raha hun AP, pehchan gaya??
Agent-Arrey bhai sahaab aap parnaam bhai ji, kaise ho aap??
Main-Badhiya aage sun ab 15 minutes mein aaja chaabi leke..
Agent-10 minutes mein aaya bhaiya ji.. Aap wahin rukko..
Main-Thanks..
Call disconnected..
Main-BC bina intro kaam he nahi banta..
Ab mera phone baja jo Rajat ka tha..
Main-Haan rajat bhai..
Rajat-Belive nahi karoge bhai suno kya hua,main ye bunty k bungalow k aas pass tha bus najar rakhne k liye toh guess what kon aaya hai yahaan pe??
Main-Hmmm.. Shruti??
Rajat-Bingo..itane smart kaise ho boss aap.. Shruti puri force leke aai hai apni ekdum gun wuns leke vests pehnke hathmein warrant leke, bungalow k idhar udhar chakkar kaat rahi hai..
Main-Ahahahaha.. Matlab usse pata chal gaya wahaan kon tha lekin bus 1ghanta late ho gayi...
Rajat-Wahi toh.. Ab pair patakti hui ghum rahi hai..
Main-Bus toh fir call aane he waala hai mere pass..
Rajat-Yep..
Main-Koi naa ab bhi dhyaan bhatkaatey raho Mary takk naa pohancnney paaein wohlog.Mary takk woh pohanchey toh humari gand marrgayi samjho.
Rajat-Kabhi nahi boss don't worry..
Call disconnected..
Main-Shruti bawli hui ghum rahi hai wahaan...
Ami-Heheh what a dumbass..
Main-Exactly..
Ami-By the way woh uss bandey ka kya hua, Max ka ,jo 2.0 ka shikaar tha.. Mila nahi abtak ?? Chang getting slow kya??
Main-Yeah.. In fact bilkul sahi, bc taang tudwaae baitha hai hopefully jaldi recover ho woh..
Ami-Funny..
Main-Not funny at all jaldi Max nahi milla na toh 2.0 khud aajaaega yahaan usse dhundne..
Ami-Yep not funny at all..
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Shruti madam poori force leker pahoch gayi bunty ko arrest kerne lekin haath kuch nahi aayaUpdate-318(Saved Bunty) 318
Main-Toh Bunty ab meri baat dhyaan se sun 10 minutes hain tere pass apna saara paisa or sona ikatha karr obviously yahin chipaaya hoga sab kuch tune toh ikatha kar.. Apne phone smart watches etcetera sabkuch yahin chhod dey ids jalaa dey apni saari, ye hai Deepak 10 minute baad ye tum sabko yahaan se leke jaaega Delhi Railway station..delhi se tujhe kolkata ki train pakkadni hai ticket pohanch jaaengi tere pass..Kolkata jake Tu kissi dealer se milega or usse bolna ki tujhe Bangladesh jaana hai ASAP illegally.
Bunty-Dealer saare Sanjay k he log hotey hain woh bata denge sab ki main Bangladesh gaya hun..
Main-Wahi toh caahiye ki woh bata dein ki tu Bangladesh gaya hai lekin tu Bangladesh jaaega nahi . Dealer ko bolke Tu Kolkata se turant nikal jaaega by train Guwahati k liye.. Guwahati pohanchke tujhe bus leni hai Silchar k liye .. Silchar Pohanchke wahaan se tu Shared Taxi lega or pohanchega " Aizwal" capital of Mizoram ab paisa andha hai tere pass documents tu wahaan jaake aaram se banwa lega wahaan jaake apna koi dhanda suru karna aaram se or iss life mein kissi se bhi contact nahi karna jabtak meri baat yaad rakhega tujhe koi dikkat nahi hogi kabhi, wahan kabhi nahi dhund shakta tujhe Sanjay ka koi bhi aadmi.. Goodbye..
Ye sunke uski wife ne hath jodd liye mere saamne fir bunty ne bhi hath jode..
Main-Iski jarurat nahi hai, dusaron ki jindagi ujaadne se pehle soch leta toh aaj ye nobat nahi aati, teri beti ne bachaya hai tujhe yaad rakhna warna main no matter what thokne waala tha tujhe..
Bunty ko Deepak k hathmein sonpke humlog nikale wahaan se..
Anjali-Ab boss??
Main-Ab Mary k uppar research kartey hain , abhi k abhi suna na kya kaha usne aaj market mein drugs aajaaenge ya even aa bhi chuke honge drugs,or woh bhi milaawati yaani ho na ho 10-15% users pe toh side effect hoga he hoga matlab close to 100 people per day will be effected by this , or itane log hospital laaye jaaenge toh media waale gand khaa jaaenge humaari, bhenchod Dino ne sach kaha tha sadko pe log marrenge wahi kar raha hai woh.. Lekin humein hone nahi dena hai ye.. Issliye ek kaam karo tumlog Ami ko chhodo mere sath hum jaata hain Mary k address pe uspe najar rakhne, or tum log tabtak ghumte raho NCB waalon ko chutiya banaate hue jaise he Mary Dino se milegi main inform kardunga and turant he humein action lena hoga..
Anjali-Got you boss.. By the way yahaan bhi they NCB waale i mean humlog jab dhund rahe they tab humne dekha ek aadh agent unka humpe najar rakhe hue.. Unhe pata toh tha ki humlog dhund rahe hain kuch lekin kya ye nahi samjh paaye wohlog, kyunki usko pata chal jaata naa toh Bunty ko kissi haalat mein nahi chhodtey wohlog Delhi se leke yahaan takk kai case hain Bunty k uppar NCB k pass..
Main-Wahi toh, agar Shruti ko pata chal jaata naa ki hum bunty k piche hain toh woh kissi bhi haal mein humein deal nahi karne deti bunty se khud lejaati usse..
Anjali-Exactly..
Main-Toh firse jaao jaake chutiya banaao unko tabtak main lead dhundta hun..
Anjali-Ok boss.. Take care...
Main-Bye babes.. Aaja Ami...
Main or Ami nikale Mary ki location pe Aazad nagar pohanchey uski galli mein pohancney toh yahaan decent size k bungalows they upper middle class area tha ye or same bungalow Mary ka tha bungalow ka ek he gate tha chaaron taraf badi deewar thi , lawn tha uske baad bungalow tha 2 floor ka badhiya saa bungalow tha, usne 1000% khareeda nahi hoga rent pe hoga but jo bhi tha yahi tha, ab thankfully 7 number k just saamne ek or bungalow yaa farmhouse bol lo woh tha 9 number or uske bahaar for sale and rent ka board laga tha ..
Main-Ye leletey hain rent pe aise toh koi najar nahi rakhi jaaegi deewar k uppar se he kuch naa dikh raha..
Ami-Yep...
Maine uss board pe diye number pe call kiya or agent ne uthaya..
Main-Hello bhai ye aazad nagar galli 4 ka bungalow number 9 rent pe chaahiye ..
Agent-Ok sir karwadetey hain aaj shyaam ko aajaaiye aap property pe..
Main-Shyaam nahi abhi chaahiye like 10 minutes k andar.. Jaldi se aake chaabi dejaao..
Agent-Arrey aise kaise sir itana jaldi toh nahi hoga fir documents verify wagairaah bhi karne hotey hain safaai bhi karwani hai or shyaam se pehle koi agent humara free nahi hai sir.. Orr..
Main-Bus bus sans lele or sun main bol raha hun AP, pehchan gaya??
Agent-Arrey bhai sahaab aap parnaam bhai ji, kaise ho aap??
Main-Badhiya aage sun ab 15 minutes mein aaja chaabi leke..
Agent-10 minutes mein aaya bhaiya ji.. Aap wahin rukko..
Main-Thanks..
Call disconnected..
Main-BC bina intro kaam he nahi banta..
Ab mera phone baja jo Rajat ka tha..
Main-Haan rajat bhai..
Rajat-Belive nahi karoge bhai suno kya hua,main ye bunty k bungalow k aas pass tha bus najar rakhne k liye toh guess what kon aaya hai yahaan pe??
Main-Hmmm.. Shruti??
Rajat-Bingo..itane smart kaise ho boss aap.. Shruti puri force leke aai hai apni ekdum gun wuns leke vests pehnke hathmein warrant leke, bungalow k idhar udhar chakkar kaat rahi hai..
Main-Ahahahaha.. Matlab usse pata chal gaya wahaan kon tha lekin bus 1ghanta late ho gayi...
Rajat-Wahi toh.. Ab pair patakti hui ghum rahi hai..
Main-Bus toh fir call aane he waala hai mere pass..
Rajat-Yep..
Main-Koi naa ab bhi dhyaan bhatkaatey raho Mary takk naa pohancnney paaein wohlog.Mary takk woh pohanchey toh humari gand marrgayi samjho.
Rajat-Kabhi nahi boss don't worry..
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Main-Shruti bawli hui ghum rahi hai wahaan...
Ami-Heheh what a dumbass..
Main-Exactly..
Ami-By the way woh uss bandey ka kya hua, Max ka ,jo 2.0 ka shikaar tha.. Mila nahi abtak ?? Chang getting slow kya??
Main-Yeah.. In fact bilkul sahi, bc taang tudwaae baitha hai hopefully jaldi recover ho woh..
Ami-Funny..
Main-Not funny at all jaldi Max nahi milla na toh 2.0 khud aajaaega yahaan usse dhundne..
Ami-Yep not funny at all..
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Shruti madam ka phone aa gaya lekin kia Mila kuch nahi ab dhoondhti Rahi Bunty ko woh nikal gaya bahot doorUpdate-319(Mary) 319
Kareeb 10 minutes k andar he wahaan ek gaadi aake rukki ye woh dealer tha i think, humne humaari gaadi piche he rouki and paidal aage aaye tabtak woh agent ne gate kholdiya tha bahaar waala gate bungalow ka toh humlog seedha andar gaye toh same yahaan bhi badhiya lawn tha fir farmhouse tha... Agent 28-30 age ka banda he tha mujhe dekh usne mere pair touch karne caahe lekin maine roukk liya usko..
Main-Rate bata dey kuch din k liye caahiye hai mujhe bus, payment karwa deta hun..
Agent-Kya baat kar rahe ho bhai aapse paise lenge toh maalik jutte se maarega, kuch din aap use karo passand aajaae toh dilwa denge aapko or nahi passand aaye toh humaari galati hai ..
Main-Aise nahi be paise toh lene padenge..
Agent-2 raipte aap he maar lo bhai ,paise nahi lunga ..
Main-Chal theek.. Chaabi dejaa saaf safaai ki jarurat nahi hai koi nahi aana chahiye agle kuch din yahaan..
Agent-Jo hukkum boss..
Main-Acha ye bata ye saamne waala bungalow jo hai..
Agent-Maine he dilwaya hai bhai.. Ek lady rehti hai akeli..
Main-Usne khud liya hai ye??
Agent-Ji bhai..
Main-Koi or aata hai yahaan??
Agent-Haan kuch ladies aati rehti hain aadmi bhi aajatey hain ek aadh baar..
Main-Kuch ajeeb dekha yahaan??
Agent-Oh ho ab samjha, unke liye liya hai ye bungalow aapne, bhai sach kahun toh mujhe toh suru mein he gadbad lagi thi woh lady koi kaam nahi karti koi income nahi dikhayi lekin fir bhi rent mein koi negotiation nahi ki uppar se aise rehti hai harr time maano daru pee hai, aise he kapde pehanti hai yahaan ki toh nahi lagti, main kai dafa gaya hun andar koi issue hota hai toh mujhe bulaa leti hai woh..Koi na koi aaya he hota hai uske pass.. Toilet overflow ki complaint leke aai thi bhai ek baar main plumber leke gaya toh pata chala saikdon plastic k pouches and used syringes flush kar rakhe hain main samjh gaya kuch toh gadbad hai lekin maine jikar nahi kiya naa usase or na kissi or se, kyun insab mein padna bhai simple log hain..
Main-Yeah yeah samjh gaya good job...
Agent-Khaana bhijwa dun bhai??
Main-Naa na bc meri haweli 10 minute durr hai yahaan se aajaaega khaana dont worry Tu nikal ab kuch kaam hua toh call karunga main.. Thanks a lot for the help..
Agent-Arrey thanks kaisa bhai.. Aap hukkum kardena bus..
Ye bolke woh agent chala gaya wahaan se humne farmhouse khola ye Mary waale bungalow se ek floor uncha tha toh humein easily visible hoga woh bungalow toh humlog seedha uppar third floor pe aaye or aatey he pehli he jhalak mein Mary dikh gayi humein ,woh uppar terrace par thi ek folding chair par bikini pehanke dhoop sekk rahi thi bhen ki lawdi maine Zoom karke photo click ki uski toh shakal bhi dikh gayi confirmed Mary he thi woh. Humlog uppar room mein baithey usko dekh rahe they, one side mirror tha humaare room k back mein and aage balcony thi toh humlog aaram se andar se he dekh rahe they usko..
Ab finally baja mera phone jo tha Shruti ka..
Main-Hello madam..
Shruti-Vivek kahaan hai??
Main-Kon Vivek??
Shruti-Shyaane matt bano AP Vivek Bajpai woh drug dealer..
Main-Noidea madam..
Shruti-AP don't lie Vivek jisko tum dhund rahe they smrat chowk side jisko arrest karne gaye they tumlog..
Main-Humne kissi ko arrest nahi kiya madam. Tum khud he sawaal puch rahi ho or khud he jawaab derahi ho..
Shruti-Toh tum wahaan kya kar rahe they..
Main-Makaan dekh raha tha rent pe..
Shruti-Ok ok tum the AP, Prince of North india jiske saikdon literally saikdon bungalows and hawelis hain 20-25 toh issi sehar mein hongi woh rent pe makaan dekh raha tha ek middle class area mein..
Main-Yep...
Shruti-Juth logical bolo atleast..
Main-Kyun bolun logical koi proof hai kya tumhare pass??
Shruti-Mujhe 10000% pata hai tumne Bunty ko uthaya hai..
Main-Aji haan dekhlo police station jaake maine koi bunty ko nahi uthaya..
Shruti-Tumhare arrest kiye hue log station nahi jaatey i know usse hide kiya hai tumne..
Main-Ok dhund lo fir mill jaaye toh puchlena usase kisne hide kiya usko, mera naam lediya toh jo tum kahogi woh karunga..
Shruti-Mujhe kissi se puchne ki jarurat nhi hai AP i am sure of it..
Main-Tumhare sure hone yaa naa hone se kissko matlab hai madam koi saboot hai toh batao..
Shruti-Saboot bhi dhund lungi main AP or sathmein Vivek ko bhi dhund lungi or fir dekhna tum..
Main-Good luck..
Shruti-You just wait AP..
Main-Waiting for you madam..
Ye sunke usne call kaat diya..
Main-Itani kyun roti hai bc mujhe samjhmein nahi aata..
Ami-Hehehe.. She is like Jessica..
Main-Exactly.. Holy fuck sahi comparison kiya hai tune ..
Jessica yaad haina, Leader of Highcommand meri best frienemy...
Ami-Ussi ki tarah tumhare harr kaam se dikkat hai isko harr tareeke se dikkat hai isko ..
Main-Exactly.. But 2.0 ne filhaal block krdiya Jessica or high command ko unke koi kaam nahi kar raha main kaash aise ye Shruti ko bhi block kar shakta main..
Ab mera phone firse baja jo Jatin ka tha..
Main-Haan beta..
Jatin-Bhai khabar laya hun market mein drug aachuke hain kuch dealers k pass limited quantiy mein hain ,Or bhaav bhi jyada hai or jitana jyaada loge bhaav utana he jyaada hai, ye pehli baar dekha maine.. Koi discount nahi jyada lene pe.
Main-Haan Kyunki maal limited he bacha hai unke pass or buyers jyaada hain toh sabko khuss rakhna hai toh sabko limited he maal derahe hain wohlog jyaada caahiye toh paisa bhi jyaada lenge..
Jatin-Acha.. Ajeeb bakchodi hai , yahi bata raha tha bhai main aaj morning mein he maal aane lag gaya tha abtak toh jisko milna tha mill chuka harr 2-3 din mein thoda thoda aaega bolrahe hain toh hisaab se lo ek sath kissi dealerr ko nahi milega caahe kitana he paisa dedo..
Main-Haan.. Sun bc apne sabhi bando ko bolna ki bawligand lein nahi maal bilkul bhi apna afeem wagairaah lelo, duplicate maal hai bc bahot side effects hain..
Jatin-Apne sab bandey daru ya feem he letey hain bhai so koi dikkat naa hai..
Main-Good..Chal.. Dhyaan rakh..
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