andyking302
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Fabulous update... BhaiUUpdate-344 ( Theory) 344
Ab raat hui Dino or Anthony ka game bajaake main haweli aachuka tha kaayde se mujhe enjoy karna caahiye tha but nahi mere pass unse bhi badi problem thi or woh thi ye bhenchod awaajein ... "HELP MEEEE.. " Maadarchod inka ilaaj karna tha mujhe . Uske liye main dinner kartey he apne room mein aaya or figure out karne laga ki bhenchod hua kya or kaise lekin kuch nahi sujha bhenchod nind takk gayab hogayi thi,what the fuck is happening..Fucking hell bhenchod. Maine pehle jtoh bathroom mein jaake cold shower liya woh bhi itani shardi mein gand jarur fatti lekin mind fresh hogaya ..
Ok ab rukko Suru se suru kartey hain. Saari probabilities ko consider kartey hain ki ye kya ho shakta hai..
First Dekho chance he naa hai ki ye mera veham hai maine ye soch bhi kaise liya ki bhenchod mujhe veham ho shakta hai, mera IQ bc scientists se bhi uppar hai lund mujhe veham hoga.. Chance he na hai..
Now second, what if bhenchod ye sachmein kissi bhoot prett ka kaam ho jo mere uppar haawi hogaya ho??
Arrey bawligand gand mein daaal le tere bhoot prett bhosdk.. Aisa kuch nahi hota or lund mera koi bhoot haawi hoga mere uppar.. Mere uppar koi haawi nahi ho shakta..
Ek second ek second, mere uppar koi haawi nahi ho shakta... Naa ye sach nahi hai ofcourse koi hai jo mere uppar easily haawi ho shakta hai.. 2.0 or kon... Haan bhenchod of course Haan.. Matlab ye 2.0 ka kaam hai..
Of course bhenchod ye uska he kaam hai or kiska hoga .. But woh "Help Me " Se kya matlab hai uska?? 2.0 ko merese help caahiye?? Woh bhi itana badly, naa main nahi maanta bc usse meri kya help caahiye hogi bhalla.. Toh kisko meri help caahiye?? Oh yeahhh.. Yeahhh.. Ab samjha kissi ko toh meri help caahiye koi toh mujhse kuch toh chippa raha tha .. Rukko.. Samjhata hun..
Ye 1000% 2.0 ka kaam tha, but usse meri help ki jarurat nahi padti itani buri tarah se toh nahi lekin kissi ko meri help ki jarurat hai, kuch toh chal raha hai or ussi ka hint 2.0 dena caah raha hai mujhe. Woh bata raha hai mujhe ki usse samjh aagaya hai ki kissi ko toh meri help caahiye woh bhi urgently and badly lekin woh banda meri help maang nahi raha yaa maang nahi shakta kuch bhi ho, koi toh kuch toh chippa raha hai mujhse jo main nahi pakkad paaya kuch toh hua hai, mere saamne jisse main nahi samjh paaya lekin 2.0 obviously merese smart hai toh woh andar samjh gaya ki ye juth bol raha hai or isse meri madad ki shakt jarurat hai or woh bhi bahot jaruri warna mujhe yun signal nahi deta 2.0 ..
100% yahi tha 2.0 mujhe signal deraha tha ki kissi ko meri madad caahiye kissi close ko .. Or since 2.0 abhi aake gaya tha toh woh weak tha issliye bus woh yahin atak gaya tha ki kissi ko help caahiye, kab kaise kyun help caahiye woh nahi bata paa raha tha woh.. But dont worry woh main pata karlunga.. Abtoh main dhundke rahunga kisko meri madad caahiye or fir uski madad karunga main kuch bhi hojaaye madad karke rahunga main kyunki tabhi ye bhenchod mera picha chhodega warna mental hojaaunga main..
But pata kaise kiya jaaye, kyunki jisse bhi help caahiye woh mujhse help maang nahi raha yaa maang nahi paa raha, matlab mujhse juth bola jaa raha hai koi toh baat chippa raha hai.. But koi dikkat nahi dhund lenge ok main ab ek ek kar mere saare close logon k pass jaaunga or unse puchunga ki kya woh hai jisse help caahiye obviously sach nahi bolega jisse help caahiye but main cehra toh padh he shakta hun uska woh kaafi hai mere liye jisse help caahiye hogi woh ye baat suntey he ghabra jaaega yaa kuch toh overreact karega he or bhenchod main toh logon ki shakal he padh leta hun .. Hell yeah.. Yahaan se suru kartey hain yaani haweli se he kyunki jisse help caahiye woh mere close hai kaafi warna 2.0 ko farak nahi padta or mere sabse close log yahaan haweli mein he hain.. Sabse pehle Bhai and Babhi..
Hell yeah bhenchod.. Ab solve karlunga ye bakchodi main, bhenchod gand he naa maardi thi meri, "Help Me "" Help me " Karke.. Bhenchod..
Main turant apne room se niche aaya toh niche bhenchod sab kuch khaali tha lights wagairah bandh thi toh maine phone ki light on ki or sabse pehle Bhai or Babhi k room ka darwaja khatkhataaya kyunki mere sabse close yahin hain or agar Bhai ya Babhi ko meri help caahiye naa or inhone mujhse baat chipaai hogi kuch toh aaj taandav hoga yahaan, bc bhai or Babhi he agar mujhse baat chipaane lagenge toh kya he faayda fir. Yaa maybe unki koi majboori ho?? Haina?? Jiss wajah se woh caahke bhi mujhe bata nahi paa rahe hain yaa meri help nahi maang paa rahe hain?? Right ?? Lekin aisi kya majboori ho shakti hai unki... Hmmm..
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Aur to ye 2.0 bhej raha hai signal isko...
Kisko itna problem hai ki 2.0 ko signl bhejna pad raha hai.....