Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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[andyking302]

UUpdate-344 ( Theory) ​

344


Ab raat hui Dino or Anthony ka game bajaake main haweli aachuka tha kaayde se mujhe enjoy karna caahiye tha but nahi mere pass unse bhi badi problem thi or woh thi ye bhenchod awaajein ... "HELP MEEEE.. " Maadarchod inka ilaaj karna tha mujhe . Uske liye main dinner kartey he apne room mein aaya or figure out karne laga ki bhenchod hua kya or kaise lekin kuch nahi sujha bhenchod nind takk gayab hogayi thi,what the fuck is happening..Fucking hell bhenchod. Maine pehle jtoh bathroom mein jaake cold shower liya woh bhi itani shardi mein gand jarur fatti lekin mind fresh hogaya ..
Ok ab rukko Suru se suru kartey hain. Saari probabilities ko consider kartey hain ki ye kya ho shakta hai..


First Dekho chance he naa hai ki ye mera veham hai maine ye soch bhi kaise liya ki bhenchod mujhe veham ho shakta hai, mera IQ bc scientists se bhi uppar hai lund mujhe veham hoga.. Chance he na hai..


Now second, what if bhenchod ye sachmein kissi bhoot prett ka kaam ho jo mere uppar haawi hogaya ho??


Arrey bawligand gand mein daaal le tere bhoot prett bhosdk.. Aisa kuch nahi hota or lund mera koi bhoot haawi hoga mere uppar.. Mere uppar koi haawi nahi ho shakta..
Ek second ek second, mere uppar koi haawi nahi ho shakta... Naa ye sach nahi hai ofcourse koi hai jo mere uppar easily haawi ho shakta hai.. 2.0 or kon... Haan bhenchod of course Haan.. Matlab ye 2.0 ka kaam hai..


Of course bhenchod ye uska he kaam hai or kiska hoga .. But woh "Help Me " Se kya matlab hai uska?? 2.0 ko merese help caahiye?? Woh bhi itana badly, naa main nahi maanta bc usse meri kya help caahiye hogi bhalla.. Toh kisko meri help caahiye?? Oh yeahhh.. Yeahhh.. Ab samjha kissi ko toh meri help caahiye koi toh mujhse kuch toh chippa raha tha .. Rukko.. Samjhata hun..


Ye 1000% 2.0 ka kaam tha, but usse meri help ki jarurat nahi padti itani buri tarah se toh nahi lekin kissi ko meri help ki jarurat hai, kuch toh chal raha hai or ussi ka hint 2.0 dena caah raha hai mujhe. Woh bata raha hai mujhe ki usse samjh aagaya hai ki kissi ko toh meri help caahiye woh bhi urgently and badly lekin woh banda meri help maang nahi raha yaa maang nahi shakta kuch bhi ho, koi toh kuch toh chippa raha hai mujhse jo main nahi pakkad paaya kuch toh hua hai, mere saamne jisse main nahi samjh paaya lekin 2.0 obviously merese smart hai toh woh andar samjh gaya ki ye juth bol raha hai or isse meri madad ki shakt jarurat hai or woh bhi bahot jaruri warna mujhe yun signal nahi deta 2.0 ..


100% yahi tha 2.0 mujhe signal deraha tha ki kissi ko meri madad caahiye kissi close ko .. Or since 2.0 abhi aake gaya tha toh woh weak tha issliye bus woh yahin atak gaya tha ki kissi ko help caahiye, kab kaise kyun help caahiye woh nahi bata paa raha tha woh.. But dont worry woh main pata karlunga.. Abtoh main dhundke rahunga kisko meri madad caahiye or fir uski madad karunga main kuch bhi hojaaye madad karke rahunga main kyunki tabhi ye bhenchod mera picha chhodega warna mental hojaaunga main..


But pata kaise kiya jaaye, kyunki jisse bhi help caahiye woh mujhse help maang nahi raha yaa maang nahi paa raha, matlab mujhse juth bola jaa raha hai koi toh baat chippa raha hai.. But koi dikkat nahi dhund lenge ok main ab ek ek kar mere saare close logon k pass jaaunga or unse puchunga ki kya woh hai jisse help caahiye obviously sach nahi bolega jisse help caahiye but main cehra toh padh he shakta hun uska woh kaafi hai mere liye jisse help caahiye hogi woh ye baat suntey he ghabra jaaega yaa kuch toh overreact karega he or bhenchod main toh logon ki shakal he padh leta hun .. Hell yeah.. Yahaan se suru kartey hain yaani haweli se he kyunki jisse help caahiye woh mere close hai kaafi warna 2.0 ko farak nahi padta or mere sabse close log yahaan haweli mein he hain.. Sabse pehle Bhai and Babhi..


Hell yeah bhenchod.. Ab solve karlunga ye bakchodi main, bhenchod gand he naa maardi thi meri, "Help Me "" Help me " Karke.. Bhenchod..


Main turant apne room se niche aaya toh niche bhenchod sab kuch khaali tha lights wagairah bandh thi toh maine phone ki light on ki or sabse pehle Bhai or Babhi k room ka darwaja khatkhataaya kyunki mere sabse close yahin hain or agar Bhai ya Babhi ko meri help caahiye naa or inhone mujhse baat chipaai hogi kuch toh aaj taandav hoga yahaan, bc bhai or Babhi he agar mujhse baat chipaane lagenge toh kya he faayda fir. Yaa maybe unki koi majboori ho?? Haina?? Jiss wajah se woh caahke bhi mujhe bata nahi paa rahe hain yaa meri help nahi maang paa rahe hain?? Right ?? Lekin aisi kya majboori ho shakti hai unki... Hmmm..


Continued..

Fabulous update... Bhai

Aur to ye 2.0 bhej raha hai signal isko...

Kisko itna problem hai ki 2.0 ko signl bhejna pad raha hai.....

 

[spritemathews]

Nice and fantastic update

 

[spritemathews]

Nice and fantastic update

 

[andyking302]

Update-345(Working On It) ​

345


Main still bhai k room k saamne khadda tha door knock kiya lekin door khulla nahi .. Toh maine abki baar jorse door knock kiya..


Main-Bhai...


Finally andar light on hui or darwaja khulla jo Babhi ne khola tha darwaja khulte he main andar aaya toh bhai still bed pe he they..


Babhi-Oye kya hua?? AP??


Main-Idhar aao toh Babhi dono mere saamne khaddey ho jaao..


Deva-Matlab??


Main-Ssshhh! Haan aise.. Ab meri baat suno dhyaan se.. Batao kya help caahiye aapko meri?? Bindaas boldo.. Babhi aapko kuch problem hai?? Bhai aapko?


Ye sun un dono ne mujhe ajeeb najaron se ghurra.. Guilt wuilt jaisa kuch naa tha unke cehre par matlab inhe meri help naa caahiye..


Meri baat sun bhai khaddey hue or unhone apna Daru waala cabinet khola or usme uppar se niche takk najar doudaai..


Deva-Meri toh koi bottle missing nahi hai.. Bahaar se laake pee gaya kya??


Babhi-Orr Pee kab gaya?? Pait bharke dinner toh kiya tha?? Khaane k baad bhi pee lee??


Main-Arrey kya baat kar rahe ho yaar kuch naa peeya Maine.. Aise he shakk naa karo..


Deva-Shakk?? AP raat k 12:30 baje hain, aadhi raat ko tu yahaan aaya or ye kya he puch raha hai .?? Daru nahi toh kya hai??


Main-Pencho saadhe baarah bajgaye??


Babhi-Lo bolo tujhe time ka bhi nahi pata.. Fir bolta shakk naa karo .Pakka daru pee hai tune..


Main-Arrey aapki kasam babhi.. Woh toh kya haina.. Lambi story hai baadmein bataaunga aapko but kissi ko meri help caahiye or woh mujhe bata nahi raha main ussi ka pata laga raha hun..


Babhi-Hainnn??


Main-I know i know weird hai but yahi hai..


Deva-Bhai Tu or teri khopdi..


Main-Sorry my bad aaplog so jaao..


Deva-Pakka??


Main-Yep.. I am sorry..


Babhi-Tu bhi sojaa..


Main-YeP..


Ye bolke main bhai k room se bahaar aaya, bc 12:30 baj gaye matlab 4 ghantey se yahi sab soch raha tha main iski maa kaa.. Ab?? Bhai babhi toh clean hain.. Hmm continue karta hun, ye best time hai bc nind mein log vulnerable honge unka cehra easy rahega padhne k liye.. Good. Gand marrae nind,nind toh roj letey hain . Next?? Rishi?? Uska room he close hai.. Bc ye kya he chipaa lega mujhse iska toh thobda he padhlunga main..


Maine Rishi ka door knock kiya but aaram se taaki bhai babhi naa sun lein.. Door nahi khulla toh thoda sa jor lagaya Maine and finally andar hal chal hui Or light on hui and gate khulla... Main seedha andar gaya..


Main-Haan beta bata kya dikkat hai?? Kyun nahi bataai mujhe..?? Kya help caahiye??


Rishi bhi mujhe dekhta raha then mere pass aaya..


Main-Bawligand chummi lega kya..


Lekin Rishi ne mera munh sungha..


Main-Arrey daru nahi pee haibe.


Rishi-Chutiya hai kya thoda sa?? Kya time hua??


Main-12:30 something.. Tu jawaab dey..


Rishi-Arrey ghanta kiska jawaab dun?? Kisko dikkat hai??


Main-Tujhe koi dikkat nahi hai??


Rishi-Haina dikkat bc aadhi raat jagaa diya ye dikkat hai..


Main-Lund sojaa..


Rishi-Arrey bata toh kya hua..?


Main-Kuch nahi.. Sojaa.. Subah batata.


Rishi-Bawligand..


Ye bolke main uske room se bahaar aaya.. Bc ye bhi clean.. Iske baad?? Jaanwar ka room hai next..


Ab maine jaanwar ka room khatkhataaya.. And again kaafi derr baad room khulla Or main fir wahi andar gaya seedha..


Main-Acha bhosdk ye baat hogayi ab mujhse baat chipaane laga?? Jaldi se batadey ab kya dikkat hai.. Hain??


Abeer-Nind mein hai kya bawligand?? Yaa nashe mein??


Main-Tujhe help nahi caahiye??


Abeer-Haao caahiye naa help ab nind kharaab kardi toh nind nahi aaegi easily, baithke lori sunaadey..


Main-Bakchod..


Abeer-Tujhe kya hua be abhi aadhi raatko??


Main-Subah bataadunga soja mujhe bhi nind aarahi hai..


Abeer-Main toh so he raha tha chutiye..


Main-Doobara soja..


Ye bolke main jaanwar k room se bahaar aaya and bina piche mudde uppar chadh gaya agla room uppar tha ab sabse pehle Mangal and Meenu kaa. Maine unka door knock kiya main sure tha mangal turant gate kholega woh bahot light sleeper hai jaldi he jaag jaata hai or wahi hua door Meenu ne khola but Mangal jaag gaya tha.. Main andar aaya..


Main -Haan toh bhai newlywed couple kya haal hai?? Itane bade hogaye ki mujhe baat nahi bataoge ab haan?? Kya dikkat hai bol Mangal .. Meenu my best friend Tu bata..


Mangal ne meri baat suni aaram se bed se utha woh or mere bilkul close aake Rishi ki tarah munh sungha mera..


Main-Areey nahi pee haibe nahi pee hai.. Sabko kyun lagta hai bc daru pee hai maine..


Mangal-Woh dekh.. Ghaddi dekh.. 1 baj gaya hai raatka, or raatke ek baje aake ye bawli bawli baat karega toh nahi lagega kya pee hai tune!?


Main-Arrey nahi pee hai bhai teri kasam..


Meenu-But AP hua kya?? Tu theek haina??


Main-Main theek hun , tumlog batao tum theek ho na??


Meenu-Yeah..


Mangal-Abtak toh theek he hain..


Main-Sorry fir sojaao subah batata kya tha..


Ye bolke main turant nikal gaya unke room se bc hadd hogayi.. Fuckk.. But dont worry sahi track pe hai tu abhi toh bahot log baaki hain..


Continued..

शानदार जबरदस्त भाई...

Ye aisa krega to sab log ise pike aya hey aisa hi samjhenge...

Aur ohhh Deva bhai vala jabrdst tha uthke unone daru ka cupboard check kiya Pehele meri to na gayab kar di isne Haa Haa....

Age pata to chalega hi kisko madat chahiye...

Ya ami kuch chipa rahi hey ya chang???

 

[andyking302]

Pagala Gaya hai bc ap apna

It's AP bhai ji

 

[Dragon master]

Pa g kyn sb ki neend kharab kr rhy ho
Janwer ko Lori bhi nhn sunai

 

[Sharma]

Pagala Gaya hai bc ap apna

AP - this name has some respect

 

[yajivagan]

Nice update...

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-345(Working On It) ​

345


Main still bhai k room k saamne khadda tha door knock kiya lekin door khulla nahi .. Toh maine abki baar jorse door knock kiya..


Main-Bhai...


Finally andar light on hui or darwaja khulla jo Babhi ne khola tha darwaja khulte he main andar aaya toh bhai still bed pe he they..


Babhi-Oye kya hua?? AP??


Main-Idhar aao toh Babhi dono mere saamne khaddey ho jaao..


Deva-Matlab??


Main-Ssshhh! Haan aise.. Ab meri baat suno dhyaan se.. Batao kya help caahiye aapko meri?? Bindaas boldo.. Babhi aapko kuch problem hai?? Bhai aapko?


Ye sun un dono ne mujhe ajeeb najaron se ghurra.. Guilt wuilt jaisa kuch naa tha unke cehre par matlab inhe meri help naa caahiye..


Meri baat sun bhai khaddey hue or unhone apna Daru waala cabinet khola or usme uppar se niche takk najar doudaai..


Deva-Meri toh koi bottle missing nahi hai.. Bahaar se laake pee gaya kya??


Babhi-Orr Pee kab gaya?? Pait bharke dinner toh kiya tha?? Khaane k baad bhi pee lee??


Main-Arrey kya baat kar rahe ho yaar kuch naa peeya Maine.. Aise he shakk naa karo..


Deva-Shakk?? AP raat k 12:30 baje hain, aadhi raat ko tu yahaan aaya or ye kya he puch raha hai .?? Daru nahi toh kya hai??


Main-Pencho saadhe baarah bajgaye??


Babhi-Lo bolo tujhe time ka bhi nahi pata.. Fir bolta shakk naa karo .Pakka daru pee hai tune..


Main-Arrey aapki kasam babhi.. Woh toh kya haina.. Lambi story hai baadmein bataaunga aapko but kissi ko meri help caahiye or woh mujhe bata nahi raha main ussi ka pata laga raha hun..


Babhi-Hainnn??


Main-I know i know weird hai but yahi hai..


Deva-Bhai Tu or teri khopdi..


Main-Sorry my bad aaplog so jaao..


Deva-Pakka??


Main-Yep.. I am sorry..


Babhi-Tu bhi sojaa..


Main-YeP..


Ye bolke main bhai k room se bahaar aaya, bc 12:30 baj gaye matlab 4 ghantey se yahi sab soch raha tha main iski maa kaa.. Ab?? Bhai babhi toh clean hain.. Hmm continue karta hun, ye best time hai bc nind mein log vulnerable honge unka cehra easy rahega padhne k liye.. Good. Gand marrae nind,nind toh roj letey hain . Next?? Rishi?? Uska room he close hai.. Bc ye kya he chipaa lega mujhse iska toh thobda he padhlunga main..


Maine Rishi ka door knock kiya but aaram se taaki bhai babhi naa sun lein.. Door nahi khulla toh thoda sa jor lagaya Maine and finally andar hal chal hui Or light on hui and gate khulla... Main seedha andar gaya..


Main-Haan beta bata kya dikkat hai?? Kyun nahi bataai mujhe..?? Kya help caahiye??


Rishi bhi mujhe dekhta raha then mere pass aaya..


Main-Bawligand chummi lega kya..


Lekin Rishi ne mera munh sungha..


Main-Arrey daru nahi pee haibe.


Rishi-Chutiya hai kya thoda sa?? Kya time hua??


Main-12:30 something.. Tu jawaab dey..


Rishi-Arrey ghanta kiska jawaab dun?? Kisko dikkat hai??


Main-Tujhe koi dikkat nahi hai??


Rishi-Haina dikkat bc aadhi raat jagaa diya ye dikkat hai..


Main-Lund sojaa..


Rishi-Arrey bata toh kya hua..?


Main-Kuch nahi.. Sojaa.. Subah batata.


Rishi-Bawligand..


Ye bolke main uske room se bahaar aaya.. Bc ye bhi clean.. Iske baad?? Jaanwar ka room hai next..


Ab maine jaanwar ka room khatkhataaya.. And again kaafi derr baad room khulla Or main fir wahi andar gaya seedha..


Main-Acha bhosdk ye baat hogayi ab mujhse baat chipaane laga?? Jaldi se batadey ab kya dikkat hai.. Hain??


Abeer-Nind mein hai kya bawligand?? Yaa nashe mein??


Main-Tujhe help nahi caahiye??


Abeer-Haao caahiye naa help ab nind kharaab kardi toh nind nahi aaegi easily, baithke lori sunaadey..


Main-Bakchod..


Abeer-Tujhe kya hua be abhi aadhi raatko??


Main-Subah bataadunga soja mujhe bhi nind aarahi hai..


Abeer-Main toh so he raha tha chutiye..


Main-Doobara soja..


Ye bolke main jaanwar k room se bahaar aaya and bina piche mudde uppar chadh gaya agla room uppar tha ab sabse pehle Mangal and Meenu kaa. Maine unka door knock kiya main sure tha mangal turant gate kholega woh bahot light sleeper hai jaldi he jaag jaata hai or wahi hua door Meenu ne khola but Mangal jaag gaya tha.. Main andar aaya..


Main -Haan toh bhai newlywed couple kya haal hai?? Itane bade hogaye ki mujhe baat nahi bataoge ab haan?? Kya dikkat hai bol Mangal .. Meenu my best friend Tu bata..


Mangal ne meri baat suni aaram se bed se utha woh or mere bilkul close aake Rishi ki tarah munh sungha mera..


Main-Areey nahi pee haibe nahi pee hai.. Sabko kyun lagta hai bc daru pee hai maine..


Mangal-Woh dekh.. Ghaddi dekh.. 1 baj gaya hai raatka, or raatke ek baje aake ye bawli bawli baat karega toh nahi lagega kya pee hai tune!?


Main-Arrey nahi pee hai bhai teri kasam..


Meenu-But AP hua kya?? Tu theek haina??


Main-Main theek hun , tumlog batao tum theek ho na??


Meenu-Yeah..


Mangal-Abtak toh theek he hain..


Main-Sorry fir sojaao subah batata kya tha..


Ye bolke main turant nikal gaya unke room se bc hadd hogayi.. Fuckk.. But dont worry sahi track pe hai tu abhi toh bahot log baaki hain..


Continued..

Fantastic bechara pagla samjhne lage sab AP ko

 

[Ytmovies712]

Update-345(Working On It) ​

345


Main still bhai k room k saamne khadda tha door knock kiya lekin door khulla nahi .. Toh maine abki baar jorse door knock kiya..


Main-Bhai...


Finally andar light on hui or darwaja khulla jo Babhi ne khola tha darwaja khulte he main andar aaya toh bhai still bed pe he they..


Babhi-Oye kya hua?? AP??


Main-Idhar aao toh Babhi dono mere saamne khaddey ho jaao..


Deva-Matlab??


Main-Ssshhh! Haan aise.. Ab meri baat suno dhyaan se.. Batao kya help caahiye aapko meri?? Bindaas boldo.. Babhi aapko kuch problem hai?? Bhai aapko?


Ye sun un dono ne mujhe ajeeb najaron se ghurra.. Guilt wuilt jaisa kuch naa tha unke cehre par matlab inhe meri help naa caahiye..


Meri baat sun bhai khaddey hue or unhone apna Daru waala cabinet khola or usme uppar se niche takk najar doudaai..


Deva-Meri toh koi bottle missing nahi hai.. Bahaar se laake pee gaya kya??


Babhi-Orr Pee kab gaya?? Pait bharke dinner toh kiya tha?? Khaane k baad bhi pee lee??


Main-Arrey kya baat kar rahe ho yaar kuch naa peeya Maine.. Aise he shakk naa karo..


Deva-Shakk?? AP raat k 12:30 baje hain, aadhi raat ko tu yahaan aaya or ye kya he puch raha hai .?? Daru nahi toh kya hai??


Main-Pencho saadhe baarah bajgaye??


Babhi-Lo bolo tujhe time ka bhi nahi pata.. Fir bolta shakk naa karo .Pakka daru pee hai tune..


Main-Arrey aapki kasam babhi.. Woh toh kya haina.. Lambi story hai baadmein bataaunga aapko but kissi ko meri help caahiye or woh mujhe bata nahi raha main ussi ka pata laga raha hun..


Babhi-Hainnn??


Main-I know i know weird hai but yahi hai..


Deva-Bhai Tu or teri khopdi..


Main-Sorry my bad aaplog so jaao..


Deva-Pakka??


Main-Yep.. I am sorry..


Babhi-Tu bhi sojaa..


Main-YeP..


Ye bolke main bhai k room se bahaar aaya, bc 12:30 baj gaye matlab 4 ghantey se yahi sab soch raha tha main iski maa kaa.. Ab?? Bhai babhi toh clean hain.. Hmm continue karta hun, ye best time hai bc nind mein log vulnerable honge unka cehra easy rahega padhne k liye.. Good. Gand marrae nind,nind toh roj letey hain . Next?? Rishi?? Uska room he close hai.. Bc ye kya he chipaa lega mujhse iska toh thobda he padhlunga main..


Maine Rishi ka door knock kiya but aaram se taaki bhai babhi naa sun lein.. Door nahi khulla toh thoda sa jor lagaya Maine and finally andar hal chal hui Or light on hui and gate khulla... Main seedha andar gaya..


Main-Haan beta bata kya dikkat hai?? Kyun nahi bataai mujhe..?? Kya help caahiye??


Rishi bhi mujhe dekhta raha then mere pass aaya..


Main-Bawligand chummi lega kya..


Lekin Rishi ne mera munh sungha..


Main-Arrey daru nahi pee haibe.


Rishi-Chutiya hai kya thoda sa?? Kya time hua??


Main-12:30 something.. Tu jawaab dey..


Rishi-Arrey ghanta kiska jawaab dun?? Kisko dikkat hai??


Main-Tujhe koi dikkat nahi hai??


Rishi-Haina dikkat bc aadhi raat jagaa diya ye dikkat hai..


Main-Lund sojaa..


Rishi-Arrey bata toh kya hua..?


Main-Kuch nahi.. Sojaa.. Subah batata.


Rishi-Bawligand..


Ye bolke main uske room se bahaar aaya.. Bc ye bhi clean.. Iske baad?? Jaanwar ka room hai next..


Ab maine jaanwar ka room khatkhataaya.. And again kaafi derr baad room khulla Or main fir wahi andar gaya seedha..


Main-Acha bhosdk ye baat hogayi ab mujhse baat chipaane laga?? Jaldi se batadey ab kya dikkat hai.. Hain??


Abeer-Nind mein hai kya bawligand?? Yaa nashe mein??


Main-Tujhe help nahi caahiye??


Abeer-Haao caahiye naa help ab nind kharaab kardi toh nind nahi aaegi easily, baithke lori sunaadey..


Main-Bakchod..


Abeer-Tujhe kya hua be abhi aadhi raatko??


Main-Subah bataadunga soja mujhe bhi nind aarahi hai..


Abeer-Main toh so he raha tha chutiye..


Main-Doobara soja..


Ye bolke main jaanwar k room se bahaar aaya and bina piche mudde uppar chadh gaya agla room uppar tha ab sabse pehle Mangal and Meenu kaa. Maine unka door knock kiya main sure tha mangal turant gate kholega woh bahot light sleeper hai jaldi he jaag jaata hai or wahi hua door Meenu ne khola but Mangal jaag gaya tha.. Main andar aaya..


Main -Haan toh bhai newlywed couple kya haal hai?? Itane bade hogaye ki mujhe baat nahi bataoge ab haan?? Kya dikkat hai bol Mangal .. Meenu my best friend Tu bata..


Mangal ne meri baat suni aaram se bed se utha woh or mere bilkul close aake Rishi ki tarah munh sungha mera..


Main-Areey nahi pee haibe nahi pee hai.. Sabko kyun lagta hai bc daru pee hai maine..


Mangal-Woh dekh.. Ghaddi dekh.. 1 baj gaya hai raatka, or raatke ek baje aake ye bawli bawli baat karega toh nahi lagega kya pee hai tune!?


Main-Arrey nahi pee hai bhai teri kasam..


Meenu-But AP hua kya?? Tu theek haina??


Main-Main theek hun , tumlog batao tum theek ho na??


Meenu-Yeah..


Mangal-Abtak toh theek he hain..


Main-Sorry fir sojaao subah batata kya tha..


Ye bolke main turant nikal gaya unke room se bc hadd hogayi.. Fuckk.. But dont worry sahi track pe hai tu abhi toh bahot log baaki hain..


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