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Update-351(My Power) 351
Main-Ok ab usko yahaan leke aana hai yahaan laane k baad toh mera ilaaj karegi na woh..
Ruhi-Arrey pagal tu toh uska dream patient hai tere jaise unique cases k liye naa nahi kahegi woh aisa brain kahaan milega bhalla usko treat karne k liye.. Lekin Tu bula kaise lega usko ye toh bata..
Main-Simple hai..
Ruhi-Simple kaise hai?? Delhi jaaega tabtak woh 2 baar take off kar chuki hogi..
Main-Aise kaise take off karchuki hogi Delhi meri Delhi mein sarkaar meri toh aise kaise plane takeoff kar jaaega.. Rukk jaa jarra..
Maine apne phone ki contact list check ki delhi se kiska number hai toh Delhi k CM Vijay Sharma ji ka number tha obviously Delhi mein humaari he party ki sarkar hai CM, HM FM sab bhai ne select kiye hain or ye Vijay uncle humare bahot purane contact hain Dadaji k Driver hua kartey they ye wahaan se journey suru karke aaj itane saal baad Delhi k Chief Minister they woh. Maine unko phone kiya darr ye tha ki 6:30 hue hain kahin naa uthaaein phone but unke PA ne turant he phone uthaya..
PA-Good Morning Sir.. How are you??
Main-Badhiya ji ASAP Uncle se baat karao like ASAP..
PA-But sir..
Main-Naa naa but toh hai he nahi abhi k abhi karwao like second bhi nahi bahot jyada urgent hai..
PA-Sir Sanaan le rahe hain woh..
Main-Toh unko bolo jaldi kare mera phone hai.. Jaao jaldi..
PA-Aaaaananadar jaake??
Main-Arrey bathroom k andar nahi jaana room k andar he toh jaana hai chinta mat karo mera naam sunenge toh gussa nahi karenge..
PA-Ji sir..
Usne andar jaake bathroom kaa door knock kiya..
PA-Sir AP sir ka phone hai bol rahe hain kuch bahot urgent hai..
Udhar se kuch awaaj aai but mujhe sunaai nahi di..
PA-Bus 30 seconds bolrahe hain sir..
Main-Hold pe rakho..
Or almost 30 seconds baad he phone uncle ne le liya..
Vijay-AP? Sab theek toh haina?? Deva beta ? ? Bahurani??
Main-Sab theek hain mujhe aapki help caahiye urgent..
Vijay-Haan bol naa puch kya raha hai..
Main-Delhi Airport incharge kon hai..
Vijay-Arrey chairman haina woh ..kya naam tha uska..haan..Vikram Dev IAS..Chairman AAI(Airport Authority of India)Delhi ..
Main-Usko turant conference pe lo.. Abhi..
Vijay-Rukk Dahiya ji ko bolta hun mujhe nahi aata.. Bomb wagairah toh nahi haina mere baap ??
Main-Arrey naa naa ek passenger caahiye..
PA ne chairman ko add kiya call pe..
Vikram-Jai hind sir..
Vijay-Airport pe he ho Vikram??
Vikram-Ji sir just got here.. Hukkum kijiye sir..
Vijay-Suno line pe AP hai , jaante ho??
Vikram-Kya baat kar rahe ho sir of course unko kon nahi jaanta.. Good morning sir.
Main-Morning. Vikram ji dhyaan se suniye abhi thodi derr mein koi maldives k liye flight jaane waali hai??
Vikram-I don't know the schedule yet sir..
Main-Jaane waali hai main bata raha hun uski boarding chaalu hui hai just jaldi jaake status pata karo.. Flight nahi jaani caahiye woh..
Vikram-Ok sir.. Give me a minute..
Usne phone hold pe rakha.
Vijay-Kon jaa raha hai AP ??
Main-Ek ladki hai uncle..
Vijay-Love interest?? Aisa kya pyaar hai re jo plane rukwa diya tune.. Fir toh milna padega usase..
Main-Arey pyaar wyaar nahi doctor hai uncle uski need hai yahaan..
Vijay-Acha acha mujhe laga Mangal k baad lage hath Tu bhi shaadi karlega..
Main-Kahaan shaadi life mein problems khatam hon tab naa..
Vijay-Haan haan dekha kal tera heroic act tv pe bahot saari clips viral horahi hai teri ,20-30 log chasing you with weapons Tu akela still top pe tu he aaya.. Tujhe pata hai i feel proud because of you.. You are doing great work AP dadaji bahot khuss hote aaj..
Main-Thankyou uncle..
Vijay-Arrey you deserve it tere acts ki wajah se delhi k major criminals takk darrte hain ab major criminals yaa toh aatey he nahi hain Delhi mein or idhar aatey bhi hain toh seedha tere pass jaatey hain Delhi itani safe kabhi nahi thi life mein kasam se..
Vikram-Hello haan sir flight hai Delhi to Malé ,Maldives.. 10 minutes mein it'll take off.. Maine hold karwadi hai flight..
Main-Good ab ek kaam karo iss flight mein jaao or passenger hai ek.. Rashi right Ruhi?? Pura naam..
Ruhi-Rashi Dahiya..
Main-Rashi Dahiya unko boliye ki Airport Authority of India ko aapke uppar kuch suspicion hai toh aapko humaare sath aana hoga with family and unhe bahaar laake bataaiye ki jabtak hum aapko clean chit nahi dedete aap country se bahaar nahi jaa shakti..
Vikram-Arrey sir but kya suspicion.. ? Aise kya bataaun?? What if she questions?? Media??
Main-Sab mujhe he batana hota toh main na IAS banjaata aapki jagah of course IAS aap ho aap smart ho dhund loge kuch raasta..
Vijay-Arrey bhai Vikram kar do , kuch hoga toh woh sambhaal lega..
Vikram-Ok sir..
Main-Yeah.. Or haan mera naam matt aane dena or ekdum aaram se pyaar se respect se baat karna hai maano wahi CM hain tumhari or jab ye sawaal jawaab hojaaein toh kissi ko bolke unko respectfully yahaan haryana drop karwadena..
Vikram-Ji sir.. Hojaaega sir..
Main-Good job.. Thanks a lot boss..
Vikram-No worries sir..
Vijay-Or kuch AP??
Main-Yeah.. Bhai ko matt bata dena..
Vijay-Puchenge toh main bataunga..
Main-Woh nahi puchenge..
Vijay -Well then ye hum dono ka secret hai....
Main-Thankyou uncle for trusting me..
Vijay-Arrey kya baat kar raha hai AP mera bacha hai tu thanks kaisa i know kuch galat nahi karega tu. Aaja kabhi ghar teri aunty or teri behana yaad karti rehti hain tujhe..
Main-Aap he aao kabhi uncle main toh kya pata kab he aaun..
Vijay-Haan haan tujhe kahaan time hai..
Main-Hehehe.. Ok bye uncle.. Thanks again..
Vijay-Arrey anytime beta.. Kuch issue hai toh kabhi bhi call kar..
Call disconnected..
Main-Haashh!
Main ye bolke bed pe baitha toh paaya ki Rohit, Ami or Ruhi mujhe ankhein faade faade ghurr rahe they..
Main-Kya??
Ruhi-Kya?? Tune International Airport ki International Flight ko rukkwaake andar baithe passenger ko bahaar nikalwa diya 2 minutes mein ghar baithe baithey.. Ye choti baat thodi hai?? How is this even possible I don't know..
Rohit-Exactly bc baapu toh mera bhi Cabinet Minister hai lekin tere pass jo aura or power haina bhai unmatchable hai.. Deva bhai khud ye naa Karpaatey..
Main-Deva bhai pura plane Haryana land karwadetey bhai kya baat kar raha hai lekin woh kartey nahi ye alag baat hai ,log kya kahenge, media kya kahega , morals unke issliye aisa kartey nahi woh.. Power toh mostly logon k pass hai hut unmein se mostly log be power ko use karna nahi jaante meri jagah koi or powerful bandey ko ye idea aaya hota toh woh ye soch ke baith jaata ki "nahi nahi ye thodi possible hoga aise kaise le aaunga plane se usko main" jabki main sochta nahi kardeta hun kyunki jitani power mere pass hai nothing is impossible... North India ka bhagwan mujhe aise he naa kehte mere permission k bina yahaan pareenda nahi udta ye toh aeroplane tha..
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Nice update broUpdate-348(Theory Failing)
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Humlog Riya k ghar pohanch chuke they or ab silently uski deewar kuddke uppar balcony mein climb karna tha..Maine apna rumaal munh par baandha or Rohit ne gaadi mein padda ek kapda use kiya taaki koi dekh bhi le toh bhaag jaaein and humlog ko pehchan naa le koi..
Rohit-Bc piche koi cctv wagairaah toh naa hai na??
Main-Naa be piche kuch na hai aage hai bus..
Ab humlog Riya k ghar k just piche aaye jahaan ek unchi c deewar thi 10 feet+ ko height hogi uski, woh deewar k uppar barbwire laga tha lekin kuch ek jagah wire kam he tha issliye wahaan chadhna theek samjha Maine..
Main-(Aaram se) yahaan khadda hojaa tere kandhe pe climb karunga main..
Rohit-Bc..
Main-Abe Tu gym waala banda hai aaram se karlega jhatka nahi dunga..
Rohit deewar se satt gaya or main uska or deewar dono kaa sahaara leke uske kandhe pe aagaya bus yahaan se deewar k uppar aana ashaan tha main deewar pe chadha and thoda aage ki side aaya deewar se Riya k room k bilkul niche ,ab yahaan se waise toh balcony close he thi main jump leke seedha balcony k niche latak shakta tha but thoda risky tha toh maine risk nahi liya ulta aage ki taraf jhuk k Maine pipe pakkada or deewar se pipe par aaya bus firtoh balcony ekdum close thi maine pairon se pipe ko pakkada or dono hathon se balcony mein latak gaya and fir apne aapko uppar balcony mein kheench liya ab thankfully balcony ka gate locked nahi tha bus bandh he tha maine gate khola aaram se ab yahaan takk street light nahi aarahi thi toh maine apne phone ki light on ki or room mein enter hua pehle toh confirm kiya ki BC Riya ka he room haina , Room Riya ka he tha woh sorahi thi bed pe then Maine light on ki or main uske pass gaya bc sotey hue kya bhayankar cute lag rahi thi woh.. Kuch seconds k liye toh main yahi bhull gaya tha ki main yahaan kyun hun lekin khudko jagaake main uske bed pe baitha or usse jagaane laga and ek hath uske munh k uppar rakha kyunki woh chilaadegi toh gand chhill jaaegi..
Or wahi hua Riya ne aankh kholi or chilaati usase pehle maine munh daboch diya uska..
Main-Ssshhhh Ssshhhh main hun.. Ok??
Maine hath hataaya uske munh se..
Riya-AP tum yahaan?? Itani raatko?? Kya hua?? What is happening?? Tum theek ho naa??
Main-Yeah yeah sab theek hai. Don't worry..
Riya-Tum andar kaise aaye??
Main-Wahaan se...
Riya-Balcony se... Kyun?? Aisa kya hua??
Main-Suno suno i know ye weird sound karega but suno ek baar.. Kya tumhe koi problem hai?? Kya issue hai?? Kya help caahiye tumhe..??
Riya-Mujhe?? Kuch bhi toh nahi?? Kyun??
Main-Baadmein bataaunga koi dikkat nahi hai I promise bus mere close kissi ko help caahiye or woh mujhe bata nahi raha.. Ye jaan lo..
Riya-Well mujhe toh kuch help nahi caahiye.. Main bata deti kuch hota toh.. Or ye subah takk wait nahi kar shakta tha?? Jo aise aaye tum.
Main-Arrey nahi yaar bahot urgent hai.. Maine phone try kiya jo off tha fir mujhe pata tha he kaise aana hai toh aagayaa..
Riya-Aww how romantic of you.. Baitho..
Main-Baithna nahi hai.. I gotta go koi aagaya naa.. Marr jaaegi.. You know..
Riya-Tum pakka theek ho na??
Main-Main toh ekdum theek hun mujhe koi problem nahi hai..
Maine itana he bola tha ki bahaar mujhe kutton k bhonkney ki awaaj sunaai di main turant balcony mein aaya toh galli k 2 kuttey Rohit k uppar bhonk rahe they or woh unhe bina awaaj kiye darra raha tha.. Ab un 2 kutton k bhonkne se bhenchod galli k sab kutte bhonkne lage.. Or ab time tha gayab hojaane kaa.. Main seconds k hisaab se balcony pe latka pipe pe latakne ka time nahi tha kyunki aaju baaju waale gharon mein unke paaltu kuttey bhi bhonkne lage they or ek aadh ghar mein toh lights wagairaah on hone lagi thi issliye main seedha deewar par he kudda and deewar se seedha niche kudda mere pair mein wire laga bahot jorr se lekin niche kuddtey he bhenchod main toh kutton k maafik bhaaga or ye dekh fir Rohit bhi bhaaga or hum dono k bhaagne k baad bhen k lawde kutte bhi bhaage humaare piche humein piche gates wagairaah khulte sunaai diye toh humlog gand faad bhaage ab Ami ko humlog aatey hue dikh gaye kyunki usne andar se he dono gate khol diye or humlog seedha gaadi mein ghusse and gate bandh kiya or Ami ne turant bhaga lee gaadi..
Rohit-Bhosdk.. Gandu.. Gand marwadega kya?? Bhenchod akele bhaag gaya tha lawde..
Main-Bhosdk mujhe laga mere kudtey he tu bhaagega issliye main toh rukka he nahi. Ye dekh dalle.. Fucking hell be.. Ye dekh..
Maine apna pair dikhaaya toh bhenchod badhiya cut laga tha ekdum gand faad..
Ami-What the fuck boss..
Rohit-Bhenchod.. Fuckk.. Bhai.. Gand fadwadi gaadi thodi c bhi aage hoti naa kutte gand k uppar bite karne waale they holy fuck bhai..
Main-Bc.. Gates bhi khulne lage they be piche.. Bhenchod jyaada lag gayi ye toh bc uppar se shardi..
Rohit-Yeah i know bitch.. Piche main he tha.. Bhenchod gand marwadega tu toh be fuck bhai.. Sans full gayi..
Main-Fuck .. Bhosdk kya kudda hun be main...
Rohit-Dekha Maine lawde mujhe laga bhenchod unke ghar k andar he girrega lawda lekin deewar takk pohanch gaya thankfully tu.. Fucking hell..
Ami-Konsa clinic khulla hoga ab??
Main-Uski jarurat nahi hai kyunki thankfully next jahaan jaa rahe hain woh doctor he hai..
Rohit-Ab bhi koi bacha hai lawde??
Main-Bus be last Ruhi.. But wahaan kuddke nahi jaana.. Gate se jaana hai.. I promise..
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Awesome update broUpdate-349(A Fucking Psychiatrist??? ) 349
Well apni jaan pe khel ke Riya k ghar se nikal toh aaye humlog but mera jawaab still nahi milla mujhe help usse bhi nahi caahiye thi.. Ab toh bc Ruhi he bachi hai lekin i doubt usse koi help caahiye hogi caahiye hoti toh bata deti woh but confirm karne mein kyaa jaata hai kyunki agar Ruhi ko help nahi caahiye toh fir matlab meri theory galat thi kissi ko help nahi psychology bakchodi hai or mujhe fir professional help caahiye. Matlab kissi Psychiatrist ki help caahiye mujhe or woh Psychiatrist Ruhi he degi uske hospital se or sathmein woh bhi hogi mere ,uske bina nahi jaaunga kahin main..
Main kaafi frustrated tha bc ki ye theory chali gayi meri bhenchod matlab iska ilaaj or time lega bhenchod.. Fuxkk..
Main-Aa roukk roukk.. Woh dekh dukaan khol raha .. Chaaye peelenge aajaa.. Sir dard kar raha hai..
Rohit-Great suggestion.. Aaja..
Ami ne gaadi rouki dukaan khulli he thi just main ladkhadaatey hue uttara kyunki chot sachmuch badhiya lag gayi thi Ami ne mera rumaal baandha pair pe khoon roukane k liye..
Main-Uncle coffee hai??
Uncle-Haan beta 10 ek minute rukk jaao bus.. Pooja or safaai karlun..
Main-Bus Pooja he karlo safaai baadmein karlena sir fatt raha hai jaldi peela do..
Uncle-Theek hai beta..AP haina??Baitho baitho..
Main car k bonut pe baitha 4:20 hoagye they subah k bc log morning walk pe jaa rahe they or idhar nind he naa aai thi bolo.. Riya ka message aaya toh usse bataya Maine ki nikal gaya hun main.Rohit cigarette le aaya uncle se or cigarette peeke bhagwaan kasam thoda relax hua main . uncle ne gas jalaa le toh humlog unke agal bagal jaake khadde hogaye bc shardi he itani thi..
Main-Ek or cigarette laa toh bc..Uncle dudh he dudh daalna bus koi paani waani nahi ekdum strong banadena..
10-15 minutes baad Uncle ne coffee laa di or ekdum bola waisi jhakaas coffee banaai thi ek ek cigarette coffee k sath pee tab jaake bhenchod sir dard gayab hua.. Uncle ko paise deke humlog nikale Ruhi k ghar k liye or wahaan pohanchtey pohanchtey humein 5:30 hogaye they Ruhi uth chuki hogi Gym jaati hai woh 6 k aas pass toh issliye Maine usse phone kiya or as expected usne jaldi he uthaa liya phone.
Ruhi -Haan darling.. Itani subah subah..
Main-Gym na jaana toh main aaraha hun . . Aagaya infact..
Ruhi-Ok babes.
Call disconnected..
Guard ne gate khola or humlog andar gaye gaadi park karke humlog andar aaye toh Ruhi hall mein he mill gayi..
Main-First of all toh first aid box le aa..
Ruhi-Oh my god AP, kabhi toh theek thaak aajaaya kar yaar..
Ruhi ne mere pair ko dekhte hue kaha..
Ruhi-Baith..
Ruhi andar gayi or first aid kit or ek bucket le aai usne mera pair bucket mein rakhwaya rumaal khola pair se or maine lower uppar kiya..
Ruhi-Kya laga??
Main-Barbed wire.. Deewar kudd raha tha..
Ruhi-Kyun lekin??
Main-Woh chhod ye bata ab apne bich ye baat hogayi kya jo tu mujhse baat chipaane lagi?? Bus kya Ruhi?? Bata kya problem hai??
Ruhi-Hainnn?? Mujhe kya problem hai?? Problem toh tujhe hai ye dekh.. Thoda sa or deep cut hota na stitches lagaane padte maass takk dikh raha hai almost.. Issliye mujhe toh koi help naa caahiye..
Main-Are you sure??
Ruhi-Kya sure??? mujhe help caahiye hogi toh mujhe pata hoga na..
Main-Ye bhi sach hai.. Ab meri baat dhyaan se sun bahot problem hai or mereko teri help caahiye..
Ruhi-Yeah kar toh rahi hun help..
Main-Arrey ye nahi re ye toh theek hojaaega fuck this Tu meri baat sun.. Patti baadmein karna.. Idhar dekh..
Maine uske dono hath pakkad liye..
Ruhi-Aisa Kya hua?? Sab theek hai ??
Main-Well baaki sab theek hai but mere sath kuch theek nahi hai sun Tu bhi Sun be Rohit doobara nahi bataaunga dhyaan se sun bichmein naa boliyo..
Ab mujhe inhe baat bataani thi sab sach sach tabhi Ruhi meri help kar shakti thi lekin main obviously 2.0 ka jikar nahi kar shakta tha inke saamne kyunki woh kaafi complex topic hojaaega so maine 2.0 ko hataake apki story taiyaar ki..
Main-So tujhe pata haina mera dimag background mein kuch na kuch karta rehta hai right??? Like main so raha hun ya behosh hun ya even coma mein hun toh bhi mera dimag sab process kar raha hota hai i mean work kar raha hota hai. I mean mere dimag ko tujhse better koi naa jaanta hoga.So aisa he kuch hua hai actually ye suru hua kuch din pehle hum log ek ladki pe najar rakhe hue they actually hum teeno he they uss din bhi. . Raatko mujhe kuch ajeeb c awaaj sunaai di.. "help me " Ekdum low voice maano koi whisper kar raha ho mujhe ekdum rongte khaddey kardene waali awaaj ab suru mein laga veham hoga obviously but fir ye sab baar baar hone laga toh veham nahi ho shakta tha baar baar ek he awaaj ek he baat ek he tone bus kuch times awaaj thodi or daraawani hoti thi ab hadd toh tab hogayi jab kal ek gunfight k douraan mujhe bhayanak awaaj sunaai di ekdum daraawani itani daraawani ki main literally kudda khadda-2 Or uss wajah se main almost like literally marr gaya hota aaj no joke mera dhyaan hata Or saamne waala bandukk liye aagaya but i survived tabse mujhe samjh aagaya ki main iss baat ko or ignore nahi kar shakta ek second k liye bhi nahi issliye main turant he lag gaya kaam pe. Ab mujhe start mein laga tha ki jaisa maine bataya mera mind humesha kaam karta rehta hai toh mereko laga ki mere dimag ne kissi k expressions se ya harkaton se ye signal pick kar liya hai ki uss bandey ko badly meri madad caahiye Or woh Mujhe kissi bhi reason se bata nahi raha hai woh banda ,lekin mera dimag tejj hai woh bina bataaye he samjh gaya ki usse help caahiye.. Ye theory ekdum gajab thi toh main raat 12 baje laga tha sab close family and friends ko jagaa jagaa k puchraha tha ki unhe kya help caahiye and main unke cehre padh raha tha but sabse pucha or kissi ko koi help nahi caahiye atleast jinn close logon se mera contact hua tha pichle kuch din mein unsabse toh puch liya maine toh kissi ko help nahi caahiye..Shockingly meri theory galat hogayi or ye problem orr badi hogayi ab obviously main tereko ye problem bata raha hun toh tu ek he solution bataaegi iska jo Hai to consult a Psychiatrist ab obviously tujhe toh pata he hai I fucking hate psychiatrists mujhe shakt nafrat hai un chutiyo se like technically unka koi kaam naa hota, bhenchod doctor bhi naa hote woh toh fir bhi tag lagaake ghumtey rehtey hain bc sirdard ki goli nahi prescribe kar shaktey wohlog toh kaaheke doctor uppar se shyaane bantey hain woh alag..
Ruhi-Yeah yeah I know tujhe shakt nafrat hai Psychiatrists se..
Main-But ye problem itani weird hai ki main taiyaar hun psychiatrist ki help lene k liye..
Ruhi-What??
Rohit-Abe lund.. Sachi?? Matlab sachi gand marri hai teri..
Obviously bc mujhe shakt nafrat hai psychiatrist se lekin meri ek maatar theory galat saabit ho chuki thi jo aamtor par hota nahi hai, issliye meri gand marr chuki thi toh ab main kuch bhi karne k liye taiyaar tha kuch bhi, it means I'll take help from a psychiatrist..
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