Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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[Skj1992]

ap got destroyed,literally......gajab update bhai

 

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[AP 316]

Update-370(Revenge??) ​

370


Well woh anchor Archana ne badhiya gand maari thi meri or uska he discussion chal raha tha humaare yahaan still..


Deva-Toh fir kiya kya jaaye ab??


Main-Wahi wait kiya jaaye or hope ki jaaye ki jyaada log isko seriously naa lein , but iske segment ko dekh main khud isse seriously lene lag gaya bc toh log toh lenge he .. Toh wait karne k alawa koi option na hai..


Babhi-Iska munh fod do.. Court mein lejaaein isko.. 100% harra denge usko..


Main-10000% hara denge babhi defamation ka case kiya toh ye pakka haaregi.. Aisi aisi baatein boli hain isne ki haarna he hai usko lekin case se bhi iska he faayda hai isko or hype milegi, orr jyada log sunenge iski, maine aajtak court ka raasta nahi liya aaj lunga toh log sochenge main sach se darr raha hun issliye keval option hai Ignore and hope.. Let's go dinner lagwao ab kaka bahot dekh lee news, bhook lagi hai..


Ab sab baith gaye dinner k liye , dekha jaaye toh aajtak kissi bhi news channel ya reporter ne itani watt nahi lagaai thi meri isne toh bhenchod gand faad di thi meri literally nanga kardiya tha or issue ye tha ki main counterreply bhi nahi kar shakta tha usko.. Lekin mera sawaal ye tha ki kyun itana sab kar rahi hai ye?? Kya khudka career waapis uppar uthaana he ekmaatar reason hai mere piche aane ka iska?? Yaa koi or motive hai?? Kahin mere kissi enemy k ishaaron par toh kaam nahi kar rahi ye,agar aisa hai toh ye kissi criminal ka kaam nahi hai no way ye politics waale kissi dushman ka kaam hoga . Lekin politics mein bhi mere toh saikdon dushman hain bc, Sudha se leke aadhe central cabinet ministers mere dushman hain bhenchod , but aisa kon kar shakta hai.. Yaa main galat hun maybe khudka he plan hai iska apne flop career ko hit karaane ka or agar aisa hai toh woh already successful ho chuki hai or abhi toh bus shruwaat hai main sure tha itana easily woh mera pichha nahi chhodegi... Well koi naa kartey hain iska bhi parbandh kartey hain.. Kuch din hone do khuss isko..


Ab currently issue ye tha ki main apne treatment k liye jaaun kaise jaaunga toh bc fir pohanch jaaenge wohlog bc piche piche aaj already miss kar chuka tha ek session main, doobara nahi karna tha so uske liye bhi maine plan bana liya maine ,subah Rishi jab office k liye nikalega toh uski gaadi mein piche chhippke jaaunga office takk and wahaan se fir koi dusari gaadi leke hospital pohanch jaaunga bc.. Great idea. So dinner karke main apne room mein aaya nind utani kuch aani nahi thi toh maine subah takk kaise na kaise karke time pass kiya and again subah time se utha fresh hua gym gaya and badhiya breakfast kiya or Rishi ko apna plan samjhaya maine, Rishi Range Rover Suv leke jaane waala tha jiski pichli seats par main late jaaunga toh no chance kissi ko dikhunga main..


Yahi planning hui or main Rishi k sath gaadi mein apni location par aaya and humlog haweli se nikale, bolo bhenchod apne ghar se chipke nikalna padd raha hai kya din aagaye hain.. Khair humlog nikale gaon se..


Rishi-Ye dekh bhenchod.. Ye gaadi pakka unhi ki hai itani subah subah gaon k bahaar kon park karega driver kaise ghurr raha tha mujhe bc.. Lund lelo AP ka ghanta dikhega tumhe.. Swift.. 2 bandey hain gaon k naa hain.


Humlog thoda aage gaye toh highway par chadtey he Rishi firr bola..


Rishi-Ye Van ye bhi surely unhi ki hogi bhenchod bolo itane toh gunde log nahi kartey kissi ka picha 500 meter mein 2 gaadiyaan..


Main-Wahi honge bc.. Madarchod ko roukk k gaadi pel dun kya...


Rishi-Idea bura nahi hai bc..


Main-Rukk iski maa main chudwata hun.. Badhiya idea aaya bc.. Iski maa ki chut.. Gajab idea aaya hai..


Rishi-Bhosdk orr matt fans jaana..


Main-Naa naa naam he naa aega chance he naa hai..


Maine niche letey letey Jatin ko call kiya usne bc phone naa uthaya.. Koi naa utha lega..


Humlog office parking pohanchey toh finally main bahaar aaya gaadi se bc kamar tutt gayi thi ab wahaan Rishi ne already ek fortuner mangwa rakhi thi jisko leke main hospital k liye nikala or back gate se hospital ki parking mein entry lee ab karo picha maadarchod.. Main hospital pohancha he tha ki Jatin ka waapis call aaya..


Main-Bawligand marr gaya tha kya??


Jatin-Sorry bhai abhi utha.. Bolo bhai..


Main-Kaam tha..


Jatin-Hukkam karo bhai. Pehle toh bhai uss maadarchod reporter ko pel dun kya?? Bhen ki lawdi bahot bhonk rahi thi..


Main-Naa be rukkjaa.. Lekin kaam ussi ka hai.. Sun apni haweli se jo seedhi galli aati haina bahaar Or highway par chadhti hai wahaan pe ek gaadi khaddi hai ..


Jatin-Ok..


Main-Swift.. 2 bandey hain andar.. Tu khud involve matt hona bus tu guide kardena bando ko aise bande lena jinhe yahaan jyaada koi jaanta nahi ho..Ab tujhe kya karna hai apne sath 10-12 bandey le 3 bande toh ek gaadi mein bhej or baaki 9-10 ko thoda durr rakhna hai.. Ab woh suru waale 3 bandey pehle toh piche ki side se gaon mein enter karenge or wahaan se fir bahaar ki taraf ussi galli se nikalenge highway ki side ab uss swift waale ne ekdum galat jagah gaadi park kar rakhi hai thoda bhi dhyaan naa dey piche waala toh thukjaaye gaadi toh unn 3 ko wahi karna hai 30-35 ki speed se gaadi thok dey uske piche or turant uttarke saale ko do gaaliyon pe gaaliyaan ab kuch bhi hojaaye usko uksaatey rehna hai or bhaasa ekdum gaon waali use karni hai ab jab baat maar peet ki aaegi toh unhi ki ek van hai thodi aage woh unko bulaaega ya toh ladaai karne k liye yaa bachaane k liye depend karta hai swift waala banda kaisa hai toh unhe bulane dena apne saathiyon ko or agar woh apne sathiyon ko bulaa le toh tere 3 bandey baaki 5-7 ko phone kardenge or koi hathiyaar nahi danda wanda bhi nahi bus thappad mukke ghusse maarna unn sabko maadarchod ko tod dena badhiya se jyaada serious nahi .


Jatin-Easy hai bhai..


Main-Dhyaan rahe aisa lagna caahiye ladaai accident ki wajah se hui hai.. Sab kuch original lagna caahiye.Or gaadi waadi UP side ki koi ho toh woh use karna ya chandigarh wagaiarah kuch..


Jatin-Ok bhai.. Lekin agar woh apne doston ko phone naa kare toh ..


Main-2 he minute dena phone karne k liye usko agar 2 minute mein doston ko call naa kare yaa fir police wolice ko call karne lage toh saale unn dono ko he dedena kharcha paani woh bande naa bulaaye toh tumlog bhi naa bulaana woh bulaaye toh tu bulaalena ..


Jatin-Hojaaega bhai. Chinta naa karo Oscar level ki acting karenge sab aapka or mera naam durr durr takk nahi aaega, befaltu ladaai karne ka bahot experience hai humaare pass..


Main-Good.. Or sab hojaaye na toh tu or 2 ek bandey aise bhi rakhna gaon mein jo ladaai mein shaamil naa hon or sab hojaane k baad agar unhe jyaada maar lagi ho toh tu helper banke unhe hospital pohancha dena.. Khudse hospital jaane laayak hon toh jaane dena agar randi rona kar rahe hon toh chhod dena..


Jatin-30-40 minutes do bus bhai..


Main-Ok.. Karne k baad message kardena code mein or jo jo ladaai mein shaamil hon unhe 2-3 din Shimla side ghumaane ka boldena yahaan matt rukna... Also koi female ho toh unko touch bhi matt karna baaki sabko fod dena..


Jatin-Ji bhai..


Call disconnected..


Main karwaaunga picha maadarchod.. Main bannaaunga inka sting operation..


Continued..

 

[AP 316]

Update-371(Revenge Started) ​

371


Ab jatin ko kaam deke main Rashi or Ruhi k pass aaya and aaj kaa session suru hua aaj kuch khaas nahi tha aaj bus current mein jo chal raha hai ussipe discussion hua ki mujhpe kya farak padda isase, main kya sochta hun uss news k baare mein yaa main kya karna caahta hun ya kya effect padda hai wagairah wagairah.. Acha laga ye sab share karke unse and almost 2 ghante k session k baad main cabin se bahaar aaya Jatin ka messae dekha ki "it's done 4 ko maara hai " ye padhke main khussi khussi lift se niche aaya wahaan se underground mein jaa he raha tha ki bc meri najar paddi saamne cafeteria mein wahaan bhenchod woh maadarchod Anchor Archana Tiwari baithi coffee pee rahi thi, bhen ki lawdi ye yahaan kya kar rahi hai uske sath kuch police officers bhi they or sathmein uske kuch sathi bhi the.. Bhenchod kahin Jatin bawligand ne yahin toh admit nahi karwadiya 4on ko fudwake.. No fucking way bhenchod.. Maine turant Jatin ko call kiya..


Jatin-Its done bhai.. All went well.. Hospital pohancha diya tha maar jyaada nahi paddi lekin sehari log they toh seh nahi paaye..


Main-Arrey bhosdk Sparsh hospital mein toh nahi chhod aaya na unko??


Jatin-Wahin chhoda hai bhai..


Main-Arrey bawligand.. Bhosdk.. Wahaan kyun??


Jatin-Areey bhai aap wahin bhijwatey ho aise cases ko pehle woh ladki drug mein fansi thi tab maara tha unn londo ko unko bhi yahin bhijwaya tha aapne.. Or uppar se sabse close bada hospital bhi toh yahi hai wahaan se 5 minutes saare lagte hain toh or kahaan lejaata.. Ulta dusare hospital lejaata toh unhe shakk hojaata ..


Main-Ye bhi hai. Yeah.. Yeah.. Sabse close yahi toh hai..


Jatin-Yeah chinta naa karo bhai aapka naam nahi aaega Oscar level ki acting kari hai ladko ne.. Sabko bahaar bhejdiya hai..


Main-Good Job beta.. Take care..


Jatin-Ji bhai..


Call disconnected..


Ab jab woh log yahaan aagaye they toh maine naya plan bana diya mujhe waise toh yahaan se niche jaana tha jo main inse bachke dusare raaste se bhi jaa shakta tha lekin main jaanbujhke cafeteria k bichon bich unki table k saamne se nikala ab mujhe laga tha woh mujhe bulaaegi lekin usne dhyaan nahi diya woh toh thankfully uske ek sathi ne mujhe notice kiya or usne Archana ko inform kiya ki "ye AP haina??" Jo mujhe bhi sunaai diya or mera naam sunte he Archana jo police waalon ko apni report likhwa rahi thi turant he khadi hui or piche se mujhe awaaj di usne..


Archana -Ankit??


Ye sunke main Oscar level acting karte hue rukka or fir piche mudda or aise react kiya jaise usko kabhi dekha he nahi tha maine pehle..


Main-Haanji??


Ye sunke Archana mere pass aai.. Sathmein woh police waale bhi wahaan aaye ek Sub Inspector or 2 head constables they sath woh police waale turant he mere pair chune k liye jukhe toh maine bichmein he pakkad liya unko..


SI-Parnaam bhai..


Main-Parnaam SI sahaab boliye kya sewa kar shakta hun aapki..


SI-Maine nahi bhai inn madam ne bulaaya aapko..


Main-Ji.. Boliye..


Meri godlevel ki acting se Archana bhi confuse hogayi ki main usko jaanta nahi usse laga ki bc maine uska program he naa dekha jisme isne gand faad mehnat ki thi meri faadne k liye..


Main-I think maine pehle bhi kahin dekha hai aapko..


SI-Ye bhai famous Reporter Archana tiwari..


Main-Ohh haan... Ofcourse.. Of course.. Playing11 with Archana Tiwari.. Abhi jaan gaya..


Maine ek cricket show ka naam bolte hue kaha jo woh 2-3 saal pehle host karti thi..


Archana-Yes yes..


Main-Mera favourite segment hota tha woh. I used to watch it a lot..


Archana-Thankyou ...Keval wahin se jaante ho aap mujhe??


Main-Matlab??


Archana-Aap news nahi dekhtey??


Main-Usually nahi.. News mein bharosa nahi rakhta main..


Archana-Toh aapke baare mein kya rumours chal rahe hain filhaal aapko pata hai??


Main-Oh haan.. Meri family ne inform kiya mujhe newspaper mein kuch aaya tha kal..


Maine still uske live segment ko naa dekhne ka natak kiya..


Archana-Matlab live segment nahi dekha aapne??


Main-No main news rarely he dekhta hun or woh news mujhse related hain toh dekhta he nahi.. Waise aapka question kya hai?? Main samjha nahi? Kya kehna caah rahe ho aap?


SI-Bhai ye madam kehna caah rahi hain ki inhone or inki team ne he aapke uppar woh sting kiya hai inhone he woh photos leak ki thi papers mein or ye toh kuch bhi nahi raatko BNews pe live 1 ghanta non stop aapko bhalla bura sunaaya hai madam ne.. Ki aapko cancer ho shakti hai tumour ho shakta hai koi mental illness ho shakti hai koi disorder ho shakta hai yaa worse aap firse nashe k aadi ban gaye ho jiss wajah se aap iss hospital mein aarahe ho inshort aapko nashedi washedi bola hai or bhi bahot kuch inke pannel par expert bhi aaye they unhone toh or bhi bhalla bura kaha aapke baare mein.. Inka channel record tod gaya live watching mein ek segment se, andha paisa chaap gaye.


Ye sunke mujhe hansi aagayi..


Main-Waah.. Sahi hai..


SI-Aap hans rahe ho bhai..


Main-Ofcourse bhai sahi hai.. Mujhe koi dikkat nahi hai saikdon channels karte hain ye sab mujhe leke , sabko record todne hotey hain..


Archana-Yeah aap hot topic ho North india k..


Main-Thankyou thankyou.. Don't worry mujhe koi issue nahi hai bindaas news chalao.. Yahaan mera picha he kar rahe they kya??


SI-Lag toh yahi raha hai bhai..


Archana-Oh no no not at all.. I swear to God.. Actually humaare 4 colleagues ko kuch logon ne bahot buri tarah se maara aaj subah thankfully kuch gaon waalon ne unhe bachaaya Or yahaan admit karke humein inform karwaya ussi liye yahaan aaye they humlog Or issiliye police ko inform karke bulaaya humne but ye Sub Inspector sahaab tabse yahi keh rahe hain ki ye humne aapke uppar najar rakhne k liye kiya hai or report nahi likh rahe.. Aap haalat dekhiye unki fir judge kariyega humein.


Main-Arrey uski jarurat nahi hai , I trust you guys aaplogon k cehre par tension dekh shakta hun main.. SI sahaab jald se jald FIR likhiye or dhundke dijiye kisne kiya ye sab.. Khud handle kariye ye case koi laziness nahi honi chahiye 72 hours mein result inke saamne hona chahiye..


SI-Ji bhai.. Ji bhai. Aap tension naa lijiye bhai..Main khud lag jaata hun..


Main-Good.. Humaare mehmaan hain yelog theek se khyaal rakho..


SI-Ji bhai.. Jo hukkam..


Main-Lijiye Archana ji i am sorry humaare yahaan ye sab hua trust me koi nahi baksha jaaega.. Baaki SI sahaaab sab sambhaal lenge Agar fir bhi koi issue hai toh headquarters jaake SP Anjali ko bataaiyega ye situation waise toh jarurat nahi padegi SI sahaab par pura bharosa hai mujhe.. Lekin by chance if you need help contact her or mera naam bata dijiyega unhe.. Actually hospital owner meri friend hai toh main usko bol dunga aapke friends ka ache se khyaal rakha jaaega and dont worry about bills..


Archana-Oh no no itana kar rahe ho aap woh kaafi hai bill hum pay kardenge..


Main-Ok no worries.. Im sorry again.. Take care...
Usko firse ignore kartey hue main chalne laga woh bhaari confused thi uski ego jhaad di thi maine bahot kuch tha uske mann mein issliye mujhe firse rouka usne.. This will be interesting..


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[AP 316]

Thanks for the support bhidulog keep supporting as always. 2 updates posted read and give reviews.. Same deal on hai apni..

 

[111ramjain]

Nice update bro

 

[RAAZ]

Update-367(Problems-2) ​

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Ab sab clear tha ,Archana Tiwar main jaanta tha iss Anchor ko or agar kissi news Anchor ka naam maine suna hua hai toh woh bahot important hai kyunki main bhenchod kabhi kabahar toh news channel dekhta hun.. Archana tiwari bahot badi Reporter hai, actually hai nahi thi abhi uska career flop chal raha tha but aajse 2 ek saal pehle takk Archana Tiwari bc Indian News ki Salman Khan thi uske naam se he channel ki trp badh jaati thi usne suru mein sports reporting ki tabse maine dekha tha usse uske baad woh Bollywood Reporting mein gayi and uske baad crime reporting mein gand faad di usne bahot naam kamaaya.. Uski khaasiyat ye thi ki woh bus yun he padhi padhaai news nahi sunaati thi ,naa ,uska tareeka alag tha uski ek proper team thi jo uske liye baal ki khaal khojke laate they choti se choti khabar dhund lete they wohlog or fir usko Archana apne wordplay se bahot badi news banaadeti .. Uski team ne kai sting operations kiye bollywood cricket Or yahaan takk ki kuch Neta logon k career bhi khatam kar diye uske stings ne . BNews India k top 5 newschannel mein se ek hai or Archana iska reason thi but uske baad social media ka jamaana aagaya log smart hogaye bade log stings se bachne lage or chote logon k sting dekhega kon bhalla isswajah se iska career dubne laga or dubta he gaya ye prime time raatko 9 baje live aati thi lekin iske career k sath sath iska woh spot bhi gaya niche aatey aatey ab dekhlo subah 10:30 baje news derahi thi woh.. Ye thi Archana ki kahaani.. Lekin question ye tha ki ye North India mein kya kar rahi hai.. Iska kaam mostly Maharashtra mumbai side tha or filhaal toh kaafi din se gayab thi ye or ab aai bhi hai toh seedha meri he news leke matlab iska yahaan aane ka ekmatar reason main he tha .. Fucking Hell..


Deva-Oye.. Ab??


Main-Ab??


Deva-Archana Ko jaanta haina??


Main-Yeah..ache se..


Abeer-Pata nahi uske pass kya kya information hogi.. 10:30 baje woh kya bolegi..


Deva-Naa bus yahi information hogi uske pass bhi bus khud badi bana legi issiko woh Or kuch information hoti toh woh promotion k liye paper mein hint toh de he deti tab double public aati..


Main-Exactly..


Deva-Ab??


Main-Kya karein??


Deva-Isase acha toh sach he batadey bhai mere. Nashedi, Pagal, Psychotic or yahaan takk ki terminal Illness dedi hai inlogon ne tujhe..


Main-Noo noo.. Sach isase bhi jyaada dangerous hai bhai.. I mean haan log shant hojaaenge ki main nasha washa toh naa kar raha but Mere Enemies ka kya unhe pata chala naa ki mujhe psychiatrist ki jarurat padd rahi hai yaani main kamjorr horaha hun toh sabkesab ek sath yahaan kursi leke aajaaenge jo dangerous hai mere liye bhi or Ruhi or Rashi k liye bhi issliye sach nahi batana..


Deva-Toh kya karein?? Kuch toh karna padega.. Kyunki ab media picha nahi chhodne waala i mean tujhe toh nahi dhundpaaenge wohlog but hum sabko toh bahaar jaana hai jaan khaa jaaenge wohlog.. Opposition waale orr aag mein ghee daalenge jawaab toh dena padega..


Main-Hmmm.. Ok ye bolna hai ki AP theek hai puri tarah se bus woh kissi task mein laga hai jald he sabke saamne hoga woh task..


Deva-Waah.. Isase ghatiya reason naa milla tujhe.. Media toh durr ki baat log khud naa maanenge ye baat..


Main-Well maanana padega or koi option nahi hai or baar baar yahi bologe toh atleast picha toh chhod denge aapka.... Obviously log baag humari nahi maanenge lekin Media ki bhi toh nahi maan shakte unhe khud naa pata ki mere sath kya chal raha hai. Kuch sochenge ye sab main task k liye kar raha hun , kuch sochenge main nashedi holiya, kuch bolenge main bc marr raha hun kuch sochenge main pagal holiya.. Yaani unke opinions devided honge Or wohlog aapas mein he ladte rahenge Or tabtak main koi badhiya reason dhund lunga..


Deva-Ok makes sense but bahot hate milne waala hai tujhe tabtak ..sympathy bhi but mostly hate..


Main-I don't care bhai..


Babhi-Kameeno ko sharam bhi nahi hai Tumour??Batao unko ho tumour tujhe kyun hogi...


Main-Wow babhi aap bhi gaali derahe ho Aaj toh..


Babhi-Or kya karun..Pagal,Nashedi,Bimar,last ride ye dekh toh kya kya word use kar rahe hain.. Kide padenge sabhiko..


Main-Chill babhi ganda hai par dhanda hai tabhi toh bikegi news inki..


Deva-Aaj pura din phone he bajenge.. Kya hua bhai AP ko..


Main-Same jawaab dena sabko.. Sab sunlo kissi k pass kissi ka bhi call aaye sabko yahi jawaab dena hai ki koi task ya mission chal raha hai bus wahi jaanta hai..


Sab-Ok..


Ab jaisa bhai ne kaha calls ka silsila jaari hua mere pass bhi calls aaye Riya wagairah k maine sabko yahi kaha ki Mission chal raha hai kuch relax main theek hun.. Bus that's it baakiyon k maine phone uthaaye bhi nahi.. Mujhe intejaar tha uss 10:30 waali news ka bc ye kya bolegi ab.. Lekin 10 baje pata chala ki 10:30 waala segment raat 8 baje waale segment mein shift hogaya hai iska matlab prime time pe dikhaaenge meri news obviously behisaab log dekh rahe honge abhi se hi channel ko toh ,channel waalon ko profit double karne ka tareeka mill gaya or Archana ko apna prime time spot waapis milgaya bina kuch kare he, atleast aaj k liye toh.. Nice matlab or bheed dekhegi meri pant utarte hue.. Nice..


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Bola thaa sab kuch sahi chale AP ki life Mai aisay karam nahi hai uske. Shayad beech me hi un logo ko rok leta to yah sab na hota. Magar jaisa ki mai janta hoon. Sab kuch ko sahi kar lena yah AP ka kaam hai. Aur woh kar hi lega.

 

[Kingsingh]

Fir se dharti pe le aaye bechari ko abi to bus ghamand ke pankh laga udna shuru kiya tha bechari ne.
Fabulous update

 

[only_me]

Update-370(Revenge??) ​

370


Well woh anchor Archana ne badhiya gand maari thi meri or uska he discussion chal raha tha humaare yahaan still..


Deva-Toh fir kiya kya jaaye ab??


Main-Wahi wait kiya jaaye or hope ki jaaye ki jyaada log isko seriously naa lein , but iske segment ko dekh main khud isse seriously lene lag gaya bc toh log toh lenge he .. Toh wait karne k alawa koi option na hai..


Babhi-Iska munh fod do.. Court mein lejaaein isko.. 100% harra denge usko..


Main-10000% hara denge babhi defamation ka case kiya toh ye pakka haaregi.. Aisi aisi baatein boli hain isne ki haarna he hai usko lekin case se bhi iska he faayda hai isko or hype milegi, orr jyada log sunenge iski, maine aajtak court ka raasta nahi liya aaj lunga toh log sochenge main sach se darr raha hun issliye keval option hai Ignore and hope.. Let's go dinner lagwao ab kaka bahot dekh lee news, bhook lagi hai..


Ab sab baith gaye dinner k liye , dekha jaaye toh aajtak kissi bhi news channel ya reporter ne itani watt nahi lagaai thi meri isne toh bhenchod gand faad di thi meri literally nanga kardiya tha or issue ye tha ki main counterreply bhi nahi kar shakta tha usko.. Lekin mera sawaal ye tha ki kyun itana sab kar rahi hai ye?? Kya khudka career waapis uppar uthaana he ekmaatar reason hai mere piche aane ka iska?? Yaa koi or motive hai?? Kahin mere kissi enemy k ishaaron par toh kaam nahi kar rahi ye,agar aisa hai toh ye kissi criminal ka kaam nahi hai no way ye politics waale kissi dushman ka kaam hoga . Lekin politics mein bhi mere toh saikdon dushman hain bc, Sudha se leke aadhe central cabinet ministers mere dushman hain bhenchod , but aisa kon kar shakta hai.. Yaa main galat hun maybe khudka he plan hai iska apne flop career ko hit karaane ka or agar aisa hai toh woh already successful ho chuki hai or abhi toh bus shruwaat hai main sure tha itana easily woh mera pichha nahi chhodegi... Well koi naa kartey hain iska bhi parbandh kartey hain.. Kuch din hone do khuss isko..


Ab currently issue ye tha ki main apne treatment k liye jaaun kaise jaaunga toh bc fir pohanch jaaenge wohlog bc piche piche aaj already miss kar chuka tha ek session main, doobara nahi karna tha so uske liye bhi maine plan bana liya maine ,subah Rishi jab office k liye nikalega toh uski gaadi mein piche chhippke jaaunga office takk and wahaan se fir koi dusari gaadi leke hospital pohanch jaaunga bc.. Great idea. So dinner karke main apne room mein aaya nind utani kuch aani nahi thi toh maine subah takk kaise na kaise karke time pass kiya and again subah time se utha fresh hua gym gaya and badhiya breakfast kiya or Rishi ko apna plan samjhaya maine, Rishi Range Rover Suv leke jaane waala tha jiski pichli seats par main late jaaunga toh no chance kissi ko dikhunga main..


Yahi planning hui or main Rishi k sath gaadi mein apni location par aaya and humlog haweli se nikale, bolo bhenchod apne ghar se chipke nikalna padd raha hai kya din aagaye hain.. Khair humlog nikale gaon se..


Rishi-Ye dekh bhenchod.. Ye gaadi pakka unhi ki hai itani subah subah gaon k bahaar kon park karega driver kaise ghurr raha tha mujhe bc.. Lund lelo AP ka ghanta dikhega tumhe.. Swift.. 2 bandey hain gaon k naa hain.


Humlog thoda aage gaye toh highway par chadtey he Rishi firr bola..


Rishi-Ye Van ye bhi surely unhi ki hogi bhenchod bolo itane toh gunde log nahi kartey kissi ka picha 500 meter mein 2 gaadiyaan..


Main-Wahi honge bc.. Madarchod ko roukk k gaadi pel dun kya...


Rishi-Idea bura nahi hai bc..


Main-Rukk iski maa main chudwata hun.. Badhiya idea aaya bc.. Iski maa ki chut.. Gajab idea aaya hai..


Rishi-Bhosdk orr matt fans jaana..


Main-Naa naa naam he naa aega chance he naa hai..


Maine niche letey letey Jatin ko call kiya usne bc phone naa uthaya.. Koi naa utha lega..


Humlog office parking pohanchey toh finally main bahaar aaya gaadi se bc kamar tutt gayi thi ab wahaan Rishi ne already ek fortuner mangwa rakhi thi jisko leke main hospital k liye nikala or back gate se hospital ki parking mein entry lee ab karo picha maadarchod.. Main hospital pohancha he tha ki Jatin ka waapis call aaya..


Main-Bawligand marr gaya tha kya??


Jatin-Sorry bhai abhi utha.. Bolo bhai..


Main-Kaam tha..


Jatin-Hukkam karo bhai. Pehle toh bhai uss maadarchod reporter ko pel dun kya?? Bhen ki lawdi bahot bhonk rahi thi..


Main-Naa be rukkjaa.. Lekin kaam ussi ka hai.. Sun apni haweli se jo seedhi galli aati haina bahaar Or highway par chadhti hai wahaan pe ek gaadi khaddi hai ..


Jatin-Ok..


Main-Swift.. 2 bandey hain andar.. Tu khud involve matt hona bus tu guide kardena bando ko aise bande lena jinhe yahaan jyaada koi jaanta nahi ho..Ab tujhe kya karna hai apne sath 10-12 bandey le 3 bande toh ek gaadi mein bhej or baaki 9-10 ko thoda durr rakhna hai.. Ab woh suru waale 3 bandey pehle toh piche ki side se gaon mein enter karenge or wahaan se fir bahaar ki taraf ussi galli se nikalenge highway ki side ab uss swift waale ne ekdum galat jagah gaadi park kar rakhi hai thoda bhi dhyaan naa dey piche waala toh thukjaaye gaadi toh unn 3 ko wahi karna hai 30-35 ki speed se gaadi thok dey uske piche or turant uttarke saale ko do gaaliyon pe gaaliyaan ab kuch bhi hojaaye usko uksaatey rehna hai or bhaasa ekdum gaon waali use karni hai ab jab baat maar peet ki aaegi toh unhi ki ek van hai thodi aage woh unko bulaaega ya toh ladaai karne k liye yaa bachaane k liye depend karta hai swift waala banda kaisa hai toh unhe bulane dena apne saathiyon ko or agar woh apne sathiyon ko bulaa le toh tere 3 bandey baaki 5-7 ko phone kardenge or koi hathiyaar nahi danda wanda bhi nahi bus thappad mukke ghusse maarna unn sabko maadarchod ko tod dena badhiya se jyaada serious nahi .


Jatin-Easy hai bhai..


Main-Dhyaan rahe aisa lagna caahiye ladaai accident ki wajah se hui hai.. Sab kuch original lagna caahiye.Or gaadi waadi UP side ki koi ho toh woh use karna ya chandigarh wagaiarah kuch..


Jatin-Ok bhai.. Lekin agar woh apne doston ko phone naa kare toh ..


Main-2 he minute dena phone karne k liye usko agar 2 minute mein doston ko call naa kare yaa fir police wolice ko call karne lage toh saale unn dono ko he dedena kharcha paani woh bande naa bulaaye toh tumlog bhi naa bulaana woh bulaaye toh tu bulaalena ..


Jatin-Hojaaega bhai. Chinta naa karo Oscar level ki acting karenge sab aapka or mera naam durr durr takk nahi aaega, befaltu ladaai karne ka bahot experience hai humaare pass..


Main-Good.. Or sab hojaaye na toh tu or 2 ek bandey aise bhi rakhna gaon mein jo ladaai mein shaamil naa hon or sab hojaane k baad agar unhe jyaada maar lagi ho toh tu helper banke unhe hospital pohancha dena.. Khudse hospital jaane laayak hon toh jaane dena agar randi rona kar rahe hon toh chhod dena..


Jatin-30-40 minutes do bus bhai..


Main-Ok.. Karne k baad message kardena code mein or jo jo ladaai mein shaamil hon unhe 2-3 din Shimla side ghumaane ka boldena yahaan matt rukna... Also koi female ho toh unko touch bhi matt karna baaki sabko fod dena..


Jatin-Ji bhai..


Call disconnected..


Main karwaaunga picha maadarchod.. Main bannaaunga inka sting operation..


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Ab jatin ko kaam deke main Rashi or Ruhi k pass aaya and aaj kaa session suru hua aaj kuch khaas nahi tha aaj bus current mein jo chal raha hai ussipe discussion hua ki mujhpe kya farak padda isase, main kya sochta hun uss news k baare mein yaa main kya karna caahta hun ya kya effect padda hai wagairah wagairah.. Acha laga ye sab share karke unse and almost 2 ghante k session k baad main cabin se bahaar aaya Jatin ka messae dekha ki "it's done 4 ko maara hai " ye padhke main khussi khussi lift se niche aaya wahaan se underground mein jaa he raha tha ki bc meri najar paddi saamne cafeteria mein wahaan bhenchod woh maadarchod Anchor Archana Tiwari baithi coffee pee rahi thi, bhen ki lawdi ye yahaan kya kar rahi hai uske sath kuch police officers bhi they or sathmein uske kuch sathi bhi the.. Bhenchod kahin Jatin bawligand ne yahin toh admit nahi karwadiya 4on ko fudwake.. No fucking way bhenchod.. Maine turant Jatin ko call kiya..


Jatin-Its done bhai.. All went well.. Hospital pohancha diya tha maar jyaada nahi paddi lekin sehari log they toh seh nahi paaye..


Main-Arrey bhosdk Sparsh hospital mein toh nahi chhod aaya na unko??


Jatin-Wahin chhoda hai bhai..


Main-Arrey bawligand.. Bhosdk.. Wahaan kyun??


Jatin-Areey bhai aap wahin bhijwatey ho aise cases ko pehle woh ladki drug mein fansi thi tab maara tha unn londo ko unko bhi yahin bhijwaya tha aapne.. Or uppar se sabse close bada hospital bhi toh yahi hai wahaan se 5 minutes saare lagte hain toh or kahaan lejaata.. Ulta dusare hospital lejaata toh unhe shakk hojaata ..


Main-Ye bhi hai. Yeah.. Yeah.. Sabse close yahi toh hai..


Jatin-Yeah chinta naa karo bhai aapka naam nahi aaega Oscar level ki acting kari hai ladko ne.. Sabko bahaar bhejdiya hai..


Main-Good Job beta.. Take care..


Jatin-Ji bhai..


Call disconnected..


Ab jab woh log yahaan aagaye they toh maine naya plan bana diya mujhe waise toh yahaan se niche jaana tha jo main inse bachke dusare raaste se bhi jaa shakta tha lekin main jaanbujhke cafeteria k bichon bich unki table k saamne se nikala ab mujhe laga tha woh mujhe bulaaegi lekin usne dhyaan nahi diya woh toh thankfully uske ek sathi ne mujhe notice kiya or usne Archana ko inform kiya ki "ye AP haina??" Jo mujhe bhi sunaai diya or mera naam sunte he Archana jo police waalon ko apni report likhwa rahi thi turant he khadi hui or piche se mujhe awaaj di usne..


Archana -Ankit??


Ye sunke main Oscar level acting karte hue rukka or fir piche mudda or aise react kiya jaise usko kabhi dekha he nahi tha maine pehle..


Main-Haanji??


Ye sunke Archana mere pass aai.. Sathmein woh police waale bhi wahaan aaye ek Sub Inspector or 2 head constables they sath woh police waale turant he mere pair chune k liye jukhe toh maine bichmein he pakkad liya unko..


SI-Parnaam bhai..


Main-Parnaam SI sahaab boliye kya sewa kar shakta hun aapki..


SI-Maine nahi bhai inn madam ne bulaaya aapko..


Main-Ji.. Boliye..


Meri godlevel ki acting se Archana bhi confuse hogayi ki main usko jaanta nahi usse laga ki bc maine uska program he naa dekha jisme isne gand faad mehnat ki thi meri faadne k liye..


Main-I think maine pehle bhi kahin dekha hai aapko..


SI-Ye bhai famous Reporter Archana tiwari..


Main-Ohh haan... Ofcourse.. Of course.. Playing11 with Archana Tiwari.. Abhi jaan gaya..


Maine ek cricket show ka naam bolte hue kaha jo woh 2-3 saal pehle host karti thi..


Archana-Yes yes..


Main-Mera favourite segment hota tha woh. I used to watch it a lot..


Archana-Thankyou ...Keval wahin se jaante ho aap mujhe??


Main-Matlab??


Archana-Aap news nahi dekhtey??


Main-Usually nahi.. News mein bharosa nahi rakhta main..


Archana-Toh aapke baare mein kya rumours chal rahe hain filhaal aapko pata hai??


Main-Oh haan.. Meri family ne inform kiya mujhe newspaper mein kuch aaya tha kal..


Maine still uske live segment ko naa dekhne ka natak kiya..


Archana-Matlab live segment nahi dekha aapne??


Main-No main news rarely he dekhta hun or woh news mujhse related hain toh dekhta he nahi.. Waise aapka question kya hai?? Main samjha nahi? Kya kehna caah rahe ho aap?


SI-Bhai ye madam kehna caah rahi hain ki inhone or inki team ne he aapke uppar woh sting kiya hai inhone he woh photos leak ki thi papers mein or ye toh kuch bhi nahi raatko BNews pe live 1 ghanta non stop aapko bhalla bura sunaaya hai madam ne.. Ki aapko cancer ho shakti hai tumour ho shakta hai koi mental illness ho shakti hai koi disorder ho shakta hai yaa worse aap firse nashe k aadi ban gaye ho jiss wajah se aap iss hospital mein aarahe ho inshort aapko nashedi washedi bola hai or bhi bahot kuch inke pannel par expert bhi aaye they unhone toh or bhi bhalla bura kaha aapke baare mein.. Inka channel record tod gaya live watching mein ek segment se, andha paisa chaap gaye.


Ye sunke mujhe hansi aagayi..


Main-Waah.. Sahi hai..


SI-Aap hans rahe ho bhai..


Main-Ofcourse bhai sahi hai.. Mujhe koi dikkat nahi hai saikdon channels karte hain ye sab mujhe leke , sabko record todne hotey hain..


Archana-Yeah aap hot topic ho North india k..


Main-Thankyou thankyou.. Don't worry mujhe koi issue nahi hai bindaas news chalao.. Yahaan mera picha he kar rahe they kya??


SI-Lag toh yahi raha hai bhai..


Archana-Oh no no not at all.. I swear to God.. Actually humaare 4 colleagues ko kuch logon ne bahot buri tarah se maara aaj subah thankfully kuch gaon waalon ne unhe bachaaya Or yahaan admit karke humein inform karwaya ussi liye yahaan aaye they humlog Or issiliye police ko inform karke bulaaya humne but ye Sub Inspector sahaab tabse yahi keh rahe hain ki ye humne aapke uppar najar rakhne k liye kiya hai or report nahi likh rahe.. Aap haalat dekhiye unki fir judge kariyega humein.


Main-Arrey uski jarurat nahi hai , I trust you guys aaplogon k cehre par tension dekh shakta hun main.. SI sahaab jald se jald FIR likhiye or dhundke dijiye kisne kiya ye sab.. Khud handle kariye ye case koi laziness nahi honi chahiye 72 hours mein result inke saamne hona chahiye..


SI-Ji bhai.. Ji bhai. Aap tension naa lijiye bhai..Main khud lag jaata hun..


Main-Good.. Humaare mehmaan hain yelog theek se khyaal rakho..


SI-Ji bhai.. Jo hukkam..


Main-Lijiye Archana ji i am sorry humaare yahaan ye sab hua trust me koi nahi baksha jaaega.. Baaki SI sahaaab sab sambhaal lenge Agar fir bhi koi issue hai toh headquarters jaake SP Anjali ko bataaiyega ye situation waise toh jarurat nahi padegi SI sahaab par pura bharosa hai mujhe.. Lekin by chance if you need help contact her or mera naam bata dijiyega unhe.. Actually hospital owner meri friend hai toh main usko bol dunga aapke friends ka ache se khyaal rakha jaaega and dont worry about bills..


Archana-Oh no no itana kar rahe ho aap woh kaafi hai bill hum pay kardenge..


Main-Ok no worries.. Im sorry again.. Take care...
Usko firse ignore kartey hue main chalne laga woh bhaari confused thi uski ego jhaad di thi maine bahot kuch tha uske mann mein issliye mujhe firse rouka usne.. This will be interesting..


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