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Update-376(Sudha) ​

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Ab saamne 1000+ log they woh bhi gusse se bharpur gaadi aage jaani nahi thi but mujhe roukk lein itani aukaat nahi thi unki main or Abeer paidal he aage badhe..


Abeer-Dekhle bc marwa dega kya.. Media waale bhi bahot hain live pitaai hogi.


Main-Bhosdk kon hun main pata hai tujhe?? Lund mera roukkega mujhe..


Or wahi hua jaise he main bheed k pass pohanchaa saare naare dene waale chupp hogaye or main aage badhta gaya or log saamne se hattne lage woh bhi chup chaap.. Bhenchod yelog koi bhi hon doesn't matter main kon hun woh matter karta hai.. Bheed ko cheertey hue main aage badha toh media waalon ne bhi mere piche aane ka try kiya but bheed ne unhe nahi aane diya harr koi AP thodi hai bc.. Sabke bichon bich se hote hue main bungalow k main gate par pohanchaa guards ne bhi mere aane se pehle he main gate kholdiya or main andar lawn mein enter hua wahaan se main seedha bungalow k andar enter hua, andar hall mein kaafi log they kuch neta log or kuch family waale.. Sudha and family bhi wahin thi uska woh bawligand beta Dheeraj or uski wife kya naam tha uss londiya ka.. Chaaya?? Yeah chaaya.. Sabko pata he hoga ki ye Chaaya kissi or ki biwi thi Dheeraj k dost ki or indono ka chakkar tabse chal raha tha ,jab inhone mujhse panga liya toh Chang ne inke ashleel photos leak kardiye they jisske baad badnaami se bachne k liye Sudha ne inki shaadi karwaadi thi..


Sudha-Aao aao.. Sahaabjaadey aaye hain..Yahaan kyun aaye ho tum??


Main- Police waala hun ji technically case k liye aaya hun..


Sudha-Humein koi case nahi dena tumhe.. Dafa ho jaao yahaan se.. CBI ki ek team investigate karegi ye case..


Main-Are you sure Ramesh ji??


Sudha-Haan sure hain hum.. Nikalo..


Ramesh ko bolne nahi diya usne obviously Ramesh ki boss thi woh lekin ye galat time tha raajneeti karne ka..


Chaaya-Khaddey kya ho nikalo.. Ek nashedi ab humaari madad karega.. Piss off..


Dheeraj-Yeah.. Jaa jaake apna nasha pura kar.. Yahaan koi jarurat nahi hai teri... Yaa dhakke maarke nikalwaaun..


Main-Itani toh teri maa ki he aukaat nahi hai.. Tujhe pata hai kon hun main?? Nikaalke dikha..


Dheeraj-Achya..? Guards.. Hey nikaalo inko bahaar..


Usne wahaan andar mojjud guards or police waalon ko bola jo obviously haryana k they sab toh unhone toh dekha bhi nahi meri taraf unhe Pata tha kon hun main..


Main-Ab kone mein khadda hojaa..


Dheeraj-JP.. Rakesh.. Nikaalo inko..


Abki baar usne apne personal guards ko bola or woh humaari taraf aane bhi lage..


Main-Mere bhai bawla hai kya?? Yahin patak patak k tod dunga or ye tera maalik kuch nahi kar paayega mera, samjha aajtak naa kar paaya ab kya karega.. Tumhe khatam karwake dusare dhund lega guards.. Rukk jaa ek minute.. Ok surely koi help nahi chaahiye tumhe Ramesh ji??


Sudha-Bola na nahi.. Sabko pata hai kya chal raha hai tere sath ek nashedi humaare koi kaam ka nahi hai.. Tumhari sarkaar khud Patrick jaise ghatiya logon se mili hui hai tabhi kuch nahi ukhaad paai uska.. CBI ki team aane waali hai..


Main-Oho ho. Ok.. Done main jaa raha hun.. Good luck.. Badhiya tactic hai khudki team ko case dedo woh fail hojaaye toh bill humaare naam ka faad do fir dange karwao media k saamne rote jaao.. Gajab plan hai.. 2-4 seats agle election mein pakka dilwadega ye plan tumhe.. Main majaak bhi nahi kar raha bhagwaan kasam seat mill jaaegi.. Lekin beti ka kya karoge?? CBI almost 30+ saal se Vilas k piche hai.. 30 saal?? Kya ukhaad liya tumhari CBI ne uska 30 saal mein??? Ghanta.. Ghanta.. North mein toh woh ab aaya hai usase pehle Chennai, Maharashtra, Bengal, MP etc yahaan par hajaaron ladkiyan gayab kar chuka hai Patrick ,yahaan toh sarkaar bhi tumhari hai or uppar center mein bhi tumhari sarkaar hai toh ajtak tumne kya kar liya uska?? Bol ab.. Ab main bataaun jo tum 30 saal mein nahi kar paaye woh maine kuch din mein kar diya hai Vilas k 70% log khatam kar diye maine or jald he usse bhi khatam kar dunga.. Sharam aani chahiye tumhe kissi masoom ki jindagi ko leke raajneeti kartey hue or woh bhi tumhare apne sathi ki beti ki life k sath..Ek time hota hai politics ka bhi lichad jaise saari jindagi politics mein nikaaldi fir bhi ye naa samjh paai. Waaah...


Dheeraj-OYE..


Main-Sssshhhhh.. Aaj toh kardi hai aage se agar meri baat bichmein kaati naa yahin patak patak k maarunga sabke saamne.. Chalta hun Ramesh ji.. Khelo politics karwao dange 2-3 seats orr loo.. Goodluck.. Bina family ki permission k main kuch help nahi kar shakta i am sorry... Chalta hun..


Ye bolke main Or Abeer waapis nikalne lage wahaan se toh Ramesh ki wife humaare saamne aa gayi hath jodke uska ro ro k bura haal tha usse raajneeti se koi matlab nahi tha usse apni beti chahiye thi.. Maine unke hath pakkade..


Main-Arrey kya kar rahe ho aunty..


Aunty-Beta.. Please.. Main keh rahi hun.. Meri beti ko waapis laa do.. Main bhi toh family member he hun.. Mujhe caahiye tumhari madad..


Main-Bus aunty itana boldiya aapne main waada karta hun shyaam se pehle aapki beti aapke pass hogi.. Beta bola hai aapne mujhe meri behan hui woh Or meri behan ko koi kuch nahi kar shakta.. Chinta matt kijiye..


Unko dilaasha deke humlog fir nikale..


Main-Sudha ji mil gayi mujhe permission ab main leke aaunga waapis usko tum khelo raajneeti... Good luck..


Humlog bahaar aaye and waapis bheed ko cheertey hue gaadi takk aaye..


Abeer- Kya bolta hai be Tu.. Gajab..Tu politics mein hota toh aag laga deta..


Main-Waise bhi aag he lagaataa hun main.. Chal ab issko dhundtey hain bc waada kiya hai mukar nahi shakta..


Continued.

Kuch bada hi wada kar liya hai but jaisay dimagh chal raha hai usse to yah kaam kuch hi hours me ho jayega

 

[andyking302]

Update-375(Kidnapping Case) ​

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Khudse khudka comparison kartey hue maine aaj ka din bhi nikaala, but ye fact tha ki main bahot jyaada smart hogaya tha bahot jyaada ,toh kuch toh gadbad thi..


Abe gadbad kya he hogi??


"Kuch bhi ho tu itana smart kabse hogaya?? I mean smart hai tu but itana nahi no way.."


Toh?? Tu bata kya chal raha hai??


"2.0 ?? "


No way bc abtak pure duniya ko pata chal chuka hota ki 2.0 aagaya hai.. Or woh aise he thodi khaali baitha hota.. No way... BC 2.0 aise he thodi aajaaega..


"True ye bhi hai uska toh kaam he gussa hai .. Toh?? Drugs?? Koi drugs toh nahi deraha?? "


Maybe.. Bc.. Ho shakta hai.. Possible hai.. But kaise ??? Kuch kar he nahi raha bahaar toh main?? Toh drugs kaise dega koi??


"Rashi ko trust karta hai tu??"


Of course be woh aisa kuch na kar shakti she is a good person.. For sure..


"Something fishy is going on.. Kahin se toh aa rahe hain drugs for sure. "


But mujhe kya lagta hai pata hai?? Ye reason hai rest ka.. Khaali baitha dimag or kya he karega yahi sab toh karega obviously khudko challenge kar raha hoga woh khaali baithe baithey.. Issliye full potential use kar paa raha hun dimag ka main..


"Yep , jo bhi ho , Ya toh yahi sach hai ya drugs ki theory sahi hai "


Issi discussion k sath Maine puri raat nikaal di and finally Maine maan liya khaali baitha rehna he iska kaaran hai drugs koi kaise dedega be.. No way.. Or bc acha hai chalne dey rest kya pata kab Patrick ya Khud Vilas bahaar aajaaenge fir bhull jaana rest ko..


Next day again main subah utha hua he tha, main fresh hua gym gaya and uske baad breakfast kiya.. And Same plan banaya maine gharse hospital jaane ka lekin aaj driver Rishi ki jagah Mangal tha . Mangal ne ek different SUV lee or main as expected piche waali seat par late gaya . Drop location bhi kalse alag thi aaj dusare office building mein drop kiya Mangal ne mujhe and wahaan se main gaadi leke nikala hospital k liye and aaj hospital k back side bahaar he gaadi park ki maine.. Parking mein gaya he nahi kyunki wahaan bhenchod already media waale chippe hote hain and backside se he fir Sanitation staff waala gate open karwake andar aaya and Ruhi or Rashi k pass pohancha...


Main-Morning guys..


Rashi-Kaise ho AP?? Firse newspaper k front page par return karliya tumne??


Main-Ye toh chalta rehta hai..


Ruhi-Tereko mana kiya tha na tujhe kuch nahi karna?? Or Tu hai ki Sherlock Holmes bana ghum raha hai..


Main-Arrey ye kuch nahi tha, maine majaak majaak mein theory bata di thi bhai ko ki woh killer nahi hai.. Maine koi investigation nahi ki bus paper padha tha..


Rashi-So tumne ghar baithe ek newspaper ki headline k base par itana bada crime solve kardiya?? Jo Saikdon Officers maheenon mein bhi nahi kar paaye...


Main-Yeah.. I'm built like that..


Rashi-Interesting..


Uske baad 2 ek ghante takk wahi sab chala and chal he raha tha ki room ka gate knock hua or Abeer andar aaya..


Abeer-I am sorry but tereko chalna padega...


Main-Ek second.. Kya hua be?? Main rest par hun..


Abeer-Bhaad mein gaya tera rest.. Patrick ne Ramesh Yadav ki beti ko kidnap karliya hai..Or unke gharpe letter bheja hai ki dum hai toh bachalo..


Main-Ramesh?? Opposition waala Ramesh ??


Abeer-Yeah..


Ramesh Yadav actually Haryana Opposition Party ka Leader hain. Central Government mein bhi uski badi Pohanch hai Humaare or Sudha k baad Haryana ka sabse popular leader wahi hai.. Sudha ki he party ka hai woh Opposition ko Haryana mein woh or Sudha he sambhaalte hain..


Abeer-Opposition waalon ne bakheda khadda kardiya hai unke log ikatha horahe hain.. Riots ki situation aane waali hai.. We gotta move..


Main-Fuck.. Sorry guys jaana padega but i promise main minimum work karunga..


Ye bolke unki gaali sune bina main or Abeer nikale..


Abeer-Bhenchod kitane phone kiye..


Main-Silent tha be sabka phone..


Abeer-Ye maadarchod Patrick ki gand mein kya khujali hui jo usne Ramesh ki beti ko kidnap karliya..


Main-Abe ye toh uski specialty hai..


Abeer-Abe haan pata hai ladkiyon ko kidnap karke bechdena uski speciality hai but itane bade leader ki beti ko kidnap karna??


Main-Wahi speciality hai uski bataya tha naa bich bich mein VVIP's family members ko kidnap karna passand hai usko or sathmein unko challenge bhi deta hai ki bachaake dikhao dum hai toh.. Isase uski hawa bani rehti hai khouff bana rehta hai..


Abeer-Toh ab?? Bc Ramesh ki beti ko kuch hogaya naa toh bhenchod dange hone confirm hain kai masoom log marrenge.. Sudha ka toh already phone aagaya bhai ko ki ASAP kuch karo warna acha nahi hoga..


Main-Ok ok.. Kya situation hai?? Ramesh kahan hai??


Abeer-Uske bungalow par sudha wagairaah sab wahin hain ladki Hostel se kidnap hui hai lekin letter Ramesh k bungalow par aaya hai jisme Patrick ne challenge kiya hai ki bacha lo bacha shakte ho toh.. Sudha wagairaah sab uske bungalow pohanch chuke hain and wahin par unke supporters ikatha horahe hain and kuch he derr mein sehar k andar aaaajaenge wohlog. Fir gand marr jaaegi..


Main-Nahi marregi be main kissliye baitha hun... Anjali wagairaah ko bol uske bungalow par aake millein humein..


Abeer-Wohlog wahin hain almost 1 ghante se lekin Ramesh k supporters unhe bungalow k ass pass bhi nahi jaane derahe issliye woh bahaar he rukke hain..


Main-Bhenchod.. Chal fir jaldi...


Ramesh hamaari city ki bagal waali district mein rehta hai wahin uska bungalow hai 15-20 kilometre he hoga humaare yahaan se Abeer ne full speed mein humein wahaan pohanchaaya toh bheed durr se he dikh gayi 1000-1500 log toh aachuke they bungalow k bahaar or ab ye log double triple hone waale they Abeer ne gaadi thodi piche he roukk di.. Anjali and team bhi wahin rukki hui thi..


Main-Kya hua be?? Aage chal..


Abeer-Aage kahaan jaaega bc itani bheed k uppar se.. Bhai ko bolta hun main woh Ramesh ko samjhaaenge fir wahi andar bula shakta hai humein.. Warna yelog khaa jaaenge humein..


Main-Arrey lund mera...


Main gaadi se niche uttara Anjali wagairaah mere pass aaye..


Main-Bhosdk fir kaahe ka AP jo mujhe he roukk lenge yelog. Chal hum dono andar chalenge.. Anjali tumlog tabtak saari details nikaalo ladki se related kya karti hai kahaan karti hai kya khaati hai kahaan khaati hai dost kon hai dushman kon hai lover kon hai sabkuch a to z... Main yahaan nipat leta hun


Anjali-Got you boss...


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Update-376(Sudha) ​

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Ab saamne 1000+ log they woh bhi gusse se bharpur gaadi aage jaani nahi thi but mujhe roukk lein itani aukaat nahi thi unki main or Abeer paidal he aage badhe..


Abeer-Dekhle bc marwa dega kya.. Media waale bhi bahot hain live pitaai hogi.


Main-Bhosdk kon hun main pata hai tujhe?? Lund mera roukkega mujhe..


Or wahi hua jaise he main bheed k pass pohanchaa saare naare dene waale chupp hogaye or main aage badhta gaya or log saamne se hattne lage woh bhi chup chaap.. Bhenchod yelog koi bhi hon doesn't matter main kon hun woh matter karta hai.. Bheed ko cheertey hue main aage badha toh media waalon ne bhi mere piche aane ka try kiya but bheed ne unhe nahi aane diya harr koi AP thodi hai bc.. Sabke bichon bich se hote hue main bungalow k main gate par pohanchaa guards ne bhi mere aane se pehle he main gate kholdiya or main andar lawn mein enter hua wahaan se main seedha bungalow k andar enter hua, andar hall mein kaafi log they kuch neta log or kuch family waale.. Sudha and family bhi wahin thi uska woh bawligand beta Dheeraj or uski wife kya naam tha uss londiya ka.. Chaaya?? Yeah chaaya.. Sabko pata he hoga ki ye Chaaya kissi or ki biwi thi Dheeraj k dost ki or indono ka chakkar tabse chal raha tha ,jab inhone mujhse panga liya toh Chang ne inke ashleel photos leak kardiye they jisske baad badnaami se bachne k liye Sudha ne inki shaadi karwaadi thi..


Sudha-Aao aao.. Sahaabjaadey aaye hain..Yahaan kyun aaye ho tum??


Main- Police waala hun ji technically case k liye aaya hun..


Sudha-Humein koi case nahi dena tumhe.. Dafa ho jaao yahaan se.. CBI ki ek team investigate karegi ye case..


Main-Are you sure Ramesh ji??


Sudha-Haan sure hain hum.. Nikalo..


Ramesh ko bolne nahi diya usne obviously Ramesh ki boss thi woh lekin ye galat time tha raajneeti karne ka..


Chaaya-Khaddey kya ho nikalo.. Ek nashedi ab humaari madad karega.. Piss off..


Dheeraj-Yeah.. Jaa jaake apna nasha pura kar.. Yahaan koi jarurat nahi hai teri... Yaa dhakke maarke nikalwaaun..


Main-Itani toh teri maa ki he aukaat nahi hai.. Tujhe pata hai kon hun main?? Nikaalke dikha..


Dheeraj-Achya..? Guards.. Hey nikaalo inko bahaar..


Usne wahaan andar mojjud guards or police waalon ko bola jo obviously haryana k they sab toh unhone toh dekha bhi nahi meri taraf unhe Pata tha kon hun main..


Main-Ab kone mein khadda hojaa..


Dheeraj-JP.. Rakesh.. Nikaalo inko..


Abki baar usne apne personal guards ko bola or woh humaari taraf aane bhi lage..


Main-Mere bhai bawla hai kya?? Yahin patak patak k tod dunga or ye tera maalik kuch nahi kar paayega mera, samjha aajtak naa kar paaya ab kya karega.. Tumhe khatam karwake dusare dhund lega guards.. Rukk jaa ek minute.. Ok surely koi help nahi chaahiye tumhe Ramesh ji??


Sudha-Bola na nahi.. Sabko pata hai kya chal raha hai tere sath ek nashedi humaare koi kaam ka nahi hai.. Tumhari sarkaar khud Patrick jaise ghatiya logon se mili hui hai tabhi kuch nahi ukhaad paai uska.. CBI ki team aane waali hai..


Main-Oho ho. Ok.. Done main jaa raha hun.. Good luck.. Badhiya tactic hai khudki team ko case dedo woh fail hojaaye toh bill humaare naam ka faad do fir dange karwao media k saamne rote jaao.. Gajab plan hai.. 2-4 seats agle election mein pakka dilwadega ye plan tumhe.. Main majaak bhi nahi kar raha bhagwaan kasam seat mill jaaegi.. Lekin beti ka kya karoge?? CBI almost 30+ saal se Vilas k piche hai.. 30 saal?? Kya ukhaad liya tumhari CBI ne uska 30 saal mein??? Ghanta.. Ghanta.. North mein toh woh ab aaya hai usase pehle Chennai, Maharashtra, Bengal, MP etc yahaan par hajaaron ladkiyan gayab kar chuka hai Patrick ,yahaan toh sarkaar bhi tumhari hai or uppar center mein bhi tumhari sarkaar hai toh ajtak tumne kya kar liya uska?? Bol ab.. Ab main bataaun jo tum 30 saal mein nahi kar paaye woh maine kuch din mein kar diya hai Vilas k 70% log khatam kar diye maine or jald he usse bhi khatam kar dunga.. Sharam aani chahiye tumhe kissi masoom ki jindagi ko leke raajneeti kartey hue or woh bhi tumhare apne sathi ki beti ki life k sath..Ek time hota hai politics ka bhi lichad jaise saari jindagi politics mein nikaaldi fir bhi ye naa samjh paai. Waaah...


Dheeraj-OYE..


Main-Sssshhhhh.. Aaj toh kardi hai aage se agar meri baat bichmein kaati naa yahin patak patak k maarunga sabke saamne.. Chalta hun Ramesh ji.. Khelo politics karwao dange 2-3 seats orr loo.. Goodluck.. Bina family ki permission k main kuch help nahi kar shakta i am sorry... Chalta hun..


Ye bolke main Or Abeer waapis nikalne lage wahaan se toh Ramesh ki wife humaare saamne aa gayi hath jodke uska ro ro k bura haal tha usse raajneeti se koi matlab nahi tha usse apni beti chahiye thi.. Maine unke hath pakkade..


Main-Arrey kya kar rahe ho aunty..


Aunty-Beta.. Please.. Main keh rahi hun.. Meri beti ko waapis laa do.. Main bhi toh family member he hun.. Mujhe caahiye tumhari madad..


Main-Bus aunty itana boldiya aapne main waada karta hun shyaam se pehle aapki beti aapke pass hogi.. Beta bola hai aapne mujhe meri behan hui woh Or meri behan ko koi kuch nahi kar shakta.. Chinta matt kijiye..


Unko dilaasha deke humlog fir nikale..


Main-Sudha ji mil gayi mujhe permission ab main leke aaunga waapis usko tum khelo raajneeti... Good luck..


Humlog bahaar aaye and waapis bheed ko cheertey hue gaadi takk aaye..


Abeer- Kya bolta hai be Tu.. Gajab..Tu politics mein hota toh aag laga deta..


Main-Waise bhi aag he lagaataa hun main.. Chal ab issko dhundtey hain bc waada kiya hai mukar nahi shakta..


Continued.

Ye Patrick to shana nikala hey opposite vale ko uthaya hey, aur inke bich mey ye chutiya sudha hey ki rajneeti khel rahi hey bhosdi ki....

Ab AP ne to bol Diya hey ki sham tak to dhund lega ohh ab dekhte hey kya hota hey...

Aur is sudha ka to kuch karna padega aur uss chinal bahu aur bete ka bhi....

 

[Hunterrrr69]

Update-376(Sudha) ​

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Ab saamne 1000+ log they woh bhi gusse se bharpur gaadi aage jaani nahi thi but mujhe roukk lein itani aukaat nahi thi unki main or Abeer paidal he aage badhe..


Abeer-Dekhle bc marwa dega kya.. Media waale bhi bahot hain live pitaai hogi.


Main-Bhosdk kon hun main pata hai tujhe?? Lund mera roukkega mujhe..


Or wahi hua jaise he main bheed k pass pohanchaa saare naare dene waale chupp hogaye or main aage badhta gaya or log saamne se hattne lage woh bhi chup chaap.. Bhenchod yelog koi bhi hon doesn't matter main kon hun woh matter karta hai.. Bheed ko cheertey hue main aage badha toh media waalon ne bhi mere piche aane ka try kiya but bheed ne unhe nahi aane diya harr koi AP thodi hai bc.. Sabke bichon bich se hote hue main bungalow k main gate par pohanchaa guards ne bhi mere aane se pehle he main gate kholdiya or main andar lawn mein enter hua wahaan se main seedha bungalow k andar enter hua, andar hall mein kaafi log they kuch neta log or kuch family waale.. Sudha and family bhi wahin thi uska woh bawligand beta Dheeraj or uski wife kya naam tha uss londiya ka.. Chaaya?? Yeah chaaya.. Sabko pata he hoga ki ye Chaaya kissi or ki biwi thi Dheeraj k dost ki or indono ka chakkar tabse chal raha tha ,jab inhone mujhse panga liya toh Chang ne inke ashleel photos leak kardiye they jisske baad badnaami se bachne k liye Sudha ne inki shaadi karwaadi thi..


Sudha-Aao aao.. Sahaabjaadey aaye hain..Yahaan kyun aaye ho tum??


Main- Police waala hun ji technically case k liye aaya hun..


Sudha-Humein koi case nahi dena tumhe.. Dafa ho jaao yahaan se.. CBI ki ek team investigate karegi ye case..


Main-Are you sure Ramesh ji??


Sudha-Haan sure hain hum.. Nikalo..


Ramesh ko bolne nahi diya usne obviously Ramesh ki boss thi woh lekin ye galat time tha raajneeti karne ka..


Chaaya-Khaddey kya ho nikalo.. Ek nashedi ab humaari madad karega.. Piss off..


Dheeraj-Yeah.. Jaa jaake apna nasha pura kar.. Yahaan koi jarurat nahi hai teri... Yaa dhakke maarke nikalwaaun..


Main-Itani toh teri maa ki he aukaat nahi hai.. Tujhe pata hai kon hun main?? Nikaalke dikha..


Dheeraj-Achya..? Guards.. Hey nikaalo inko bahaar..


Usne wahaan andar mojjud guards or police waalon ko bola jo obviously haryana k they sab toh unhone toh dekha bhi nahi meri taraf unhe Pata tha kon hun main..


Main-Ab kone mein khadda hojaa..


Dheeraj-JP.. Rakesh.. Nikaalo inko..


Abki baar usne apne personal guards ko bola or woh humaari taraf aane bhi lage..


Main-Mere bhai bawla hai kya?? Yahin patak patak k tod dunga or ye tera maalik kuch nahi kar paayega mera, samjha aajtak naa kar paaya ab kya karega.. Tumhe khatam karwake dusare dhund lega guards.. Rukk jaa ek minute.. Ok surely koi help nahi chaahiye tumhe Ramesh ji??


Sudha-Bola na nahi.. Sabko pata hai kya chal raha hai tere sath ek nashedi humaare koi kaam ka nahi hai.. Tumhari sarkaar khud Patrick jaise ghatiya logon se mili hui hai tabhi kuch nahi ukhaad paai uska.. CBI ki team aane waali hai..


Main-Oho ho. Ok.. Done main jaa raha hun.. Good luck.. Badhiya tactic hai khudki team ko case dedo woh fail hojaaye toh bill humaare naam ka faad do fir dange karwao media k saamne rote jaao.. Gajab plan hai.. 2-4 seats agle election mein pakka dilwadega ye plan tumhe.. Main majaak bhi nahi kar raha bhagwaan kasam seat mill jaaegi.. Lekin beti ka kya karoge?? CBI almost 30+ saal se Vilas k piche hai.. 30 saal?? Kya ukhaad liya tumhari CBI ne uska 30 saal mein??? Ghanta.. Ghanta.. North mein toh woh ab aaya hai usase pehle Chennai, Maharashtra, Bengal, MP etc yahaan par hajaaron ladkiyan gayab kar chuka hai Patrick ,yahaan toh sarkaar bhi tumhari hai or uppar center mein bhi tumhari sarkaar hai toh ajtak tumne kya kar liya uska?? Bol ab.. Ab main bataaun jo tum 30 saal mein nahi kar paaye woh maine kuch din mein kar diya hai Vilas k 70% log khatam kar diye maine or jald he usse bhi khatam kar dunga.. Sharam aani chahiye tumhe kissi masoom ki jindagi ko leke raajneeti kartey hue or woh bhi tumhare apne sathi ki beti ki life k sath..Ek time hota hai politics ka bhi lichad jaise saari jindagi politics mein nikaaldi fir bhi ye naa samjh paai. Waaah...


Dheeraj-OYE..


Main-Sssshhhhh.. Aaj toh kardi hai aage se agar meri baat bichmein kaati naa yahin patak patak k maarunga sabke saamne.. Chalta hun Ramesh ji.. Khelo politics karwao dange 2-3 seats orr loo.. Goodluck.. Bina family ki permission k main kuch help nahi kar shakta i am sorry... Chalta hun..


Ye bolke main Or Abeer waapis nikalne lage wahaan se toh Ramesh ki wife humaare saamne aa gayi hath jodke uska ro ro k bura haal tha usse raajneeti se koi matlab nahi tha usse apni beti chahiye thi.. Maine unke hath pakkade..


Main-Arrey kya kar rahe ho aunty..


Aunty-Beta.. Please.. Main keh rahi hun.. Meri beti ko waapis laa do.. Main bhi toh family member he hun.. Mujhe caahiye tumhari madad..


Main-Bus aunty itana boldiya aapne main waada karta hun shyaam se pehle aapki beti aapke pass hogi.. Beta bola hai aapne mujhe meri behan hui woh Or meri behan ko koi kuch nahi kar shakta.. Chinta matt kijiye..


Unko dilaasha deke humlog fir nikale..


Main-Sudha ji mil gayi mujhe permission ab main leke aaunga waapis usko tum khelo raajneeti... Good luck..


Humlog bahaar aaye and waapis bheed ko cheertey hue gaadi takk aaye..


Abeer- Kya bolta hai be Tu.. Gajab..Tu politics mein hota toh aag laga deta..


Main-Waise bhi aag he lagaataa hun main.. Chal ab issko dhundtey hain bc waada kiya hai mukar nahi shakta..


Continued.

Ye phir pitne ke kaam kr rha dheeraj

 

[Rajesh]

S

Update-375(Kidnapping Case) ​

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Khudse khudka comparison kartey hue maine aaj ka din bhi nikaala, but ye fact tha ki main bahot jyaada smart hogaya tha bahot jyaada ,toh kuch toh gadbad thi..


Abe gadbad kya he hogi??


"Kuch bhi ho tu itana smart kabse hogaya?? I mean smart hai tu but itana nahi no way.."


Toh?? Tu bata kya chal raha hai??


"2.0 ?? "


No way bc abtak pure duniya ko pata chal chuka hota ki 2.0 aagaya hai.. Or woh aise he thodi khaali baitha hota.. No way... BC 2.0 aise he thodi aajaaega..


"True ye bhi hai uska toh kaam he gussa hai .. Toh?? Drugs?? Koi drugs toh nahi deraha?? "


Maybe.. Bc.. Ho shakta hai.. Possible hai.. But kaise ??? Kuch kar he nahi raha bahaar toh main?? Toh drugs kaise dega koi??


"Rashi ko trust karta hai tu??"


Of course be woh aisa kuch na kar shakti she is a good person.. For sure..


"Something fishy is going on.. Kahin se toh aa rahe hain drugs for sure. "


But mujhe kya lagta hai pata hai?? Ye reason hai rest ka.. Khaali baitha dimag or kya he karega yahi sab toh karega obviously khudko challenge kar raha hoga woh khaali baithe baithey.. Issliye full potential use kar paa raha hun dimag ka main..


"Yep , jo bhi ho , Ya toh yahi sach hai ya drugs ki theory sahi hai "


Issi discussion k sath Maine puri raat nikaal di and finally Maine maan liya khaali baitha rehna he iska kaaran hai drugs koi kaise dedega be.. No way.. Or bc acha hai chalne dey rest kya pata kab Patrick ya Khud Vilas bahaar aajaaenge fir bhull jaana rest ko..


Next day again main subah utha hua he tha, main fresh hua gym gaya and uske baad breakfast kiya.. And Same plan banaya maine gharse hospital jaane ka lekin aaj driver Rishi ki jagah Mangal tha . Mangal ne ek different SUV lee or main as expected piche waali seat par late gaya . Drop location bhi kalse alag thi aaj dusare office building mein drop kiya Mangal ne mujhe and wahaan se main gaadi leke nikala hospital k liye and aaj hospital k back side bahaar he gaadi park ki maine.. Parking mein gaya he nahi kyunki wahaan bhenchod already media waale chippe hote hain and backside se he fir Sanitation staff waala gate open karwake andar aaya and Ruhi or Rashi k pass pohancha...


Main-Morning guys..


Rashi-Kaise ho AP?? Firse newspaper k front page par return karliya tumne??


Main-Ye toh chalta rehta hai..


Ruhi-Tereko mana kiya tha na tujhe kuch nahi karna?? Or Tu hai ki Sherlock Holmes bana ghum raha hai..


Main-Arrey ye kuch nahi tha, maine majaak majaak mein theory bata di thi bhai ko ki woh killer nahi hai.. Maine koi investigation nahi ki bus paper padha tha..


Rashi-So tumne ghar baithe ek newspaper ki headline k base par itana bada crime solve kardiya?? Jo Saikdon Officers maheenon mein bhi nahi kar paaye...


Main-Yeah.. I'm built like that..


Rashi-Interesting..


Uske baad 2 ek ghante takk wahi sab chala and chal he raha tha ki room ka gate knock hua or Abeer andar aaya..


Abeer-I am sorry but tereko chalna padega...


Main-Ek second.. Kya hua be?? Main rest par hun..


Abeer-Bhaad mein gaya tera rest.. Patrick ne Ramesh Yadav ki beti ko kidnap karliya hai..Or unke gharpe letter bheja hai ki dum hai toh bachalo..


Main-Ramesh?? Opposition waala Ramesh ??


Abeer-Yeah..


Ramesh Yadav actually Haryana Opposition Party ka Leader hain. Central Government mein bhi uski badi Pohanch hai Humaare or Sudha k baad Haryana ka sabse popular leader wahi hai.. Sudha ki he party ka hai woh Opposition ko Haryana mein woh or Sudha he sambhaalte hain..


Abeer-Opposition waalon ne bakheda khadda kardiya hai unke log ikatha horahe hain.. Riots ki situation aane waali hai.. We gotta move..


Main-Fuck.. Sorry guys jaana padega but i promise main minimum work karunga..


Ye bolke unki gaali sune bina main or Abeer nikale..


Abeer-Bhenchod kitane phone kiye..


Main-Silent tha be sabka phone..


Abeer-Ye maadarchod Patrick ki gand mein kya khujali hui jo usne Ramesh ki beti ko kidnap karliya..


Main-Abe ye toh uski specialty hai..


Abeer-Abe haan pata hai ladkiyon ko kidnap karke bechdena uski speciality hai but itane bade leader ki beti ko kidnap karna??


Main-Wahi speciality hai uski bataya tha naa bich bich mein VVIP's family members ko kidnap karna passand hai usko or sathmein unko challenge bhi deta hai ki bachaake dikhao dum hai toh.. Isase uski hawa bani rehti hai khouff bana rehta hai..


Abeer-Toh ab?? Bc Ramesh ki beti ko kuch hogaya naa toh bhenchod dange hone confirm hain kai masoom log marrenge.. Sudha ka toh already phone aagaya bhai ko ki ASAP kuch karo warna acha nahi hoga..


Main-Ok ok.. Kya situation hai?? Ramesh kahan hai??


Abeer-Uske bungalow par sudha wagairaah sab wahin hain ladki Hostel se kidnap hui hai lekin letter Ramesh k bungalow par aaya hai jisme Patrick ne challenge kiya hai ki bacha lo bacha shakte ho toh.. Sudha wagairaah sab uske bungalow pohanch chuke hain and wahin par unke supporters ikatha horahe hain and kuch he derr mein sehar k andar aaaajaenge wohlog. Fir gand marr jaaegi..


Main-Nahi marregi be main kissliye baitha hun... Anjali wagairaah ko bol uske bungalow par aake millein humein..


Abeer-Wohlog wahin hain almost 1 ghante se lekin Ramesh k supporters unhe bungalow k ass pass bhi nahi jaane derahe issliye woh bahaar he rukke hain..


Main-Bhenchod.. Chal fir jaldi...


Ramesh hamaari city ki bagal waali district mein rehta hai wahin uska bungalow hai 15-20 kilometre he hoga humaare yahaan se Abeer ne full speed mein humein wahaan pohanchaaya toh bheed durr se he dikh gayi 1000-1500 log toh aachuke they bungalow k bahaar or ab ye log double triple hone waale they Abeer ne gaadi thodi piche he roukk di.. Anjali and team bhi wahin rukki hui thi..


Main-Kya hua be?? Aage chal..


Abeer-Aage kahaan jaaega bc itani bheed k uppar se.. Bhai ko bolta hun main woh Ramesh ko samjhaaenge fir wahi andar bula shakta hai humein.. Warna yelog khaa jaaenge humein..


Main-Arrey lund mera...


Main gaadi se niche uttara Anjali wagairaah mere pass aaye..


Main-Bhosdk fir kaahe ka AP jo mujhe he roukk lenge yelog. Chal hum dono andar chalenge.. Anjali tumlog tabtak saari details nikaalo ladki se related kya karti hai kahaan karti hai kya khaati hai kahaan khaati hai dost kon hai dushman kon hai lover kon hai sabkuch a to z... Main yahaan nipat leta hun


Anjali-Got you boss...


Continued...

Superb update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-376(Sudha) ​

376
Ab saamne 1000+ log they woh bhi gusse se bharpur gaadi aage jaani nahi thi but mujhe roukk lein itani aukaat nahi thi unki main or Abeer paidal he aage badhe..


Abeer-Dekhle bc marwa dega kya.. Media waale bhi bahot hain live pitaai hogi.


Main-Bhosdk kon hun main pata hai tujhe?? Lund mera roukkega mujhe..


Or wahi hua jaise he main bheed k pass pohanchaa saare naare dene waale chupp hogaye or main aage badhta gaya or log saamne se hattne lage woh bhi chup chaap.. Bhenchod yelog koi bhi hon doesn't matter main kon hun woh matter karta hai.. Bheed ko cheertey hue main aage badha toh media waalon ne bhi mere piche aane ka try kiya but bheed ne unhe nahi aane diya harr koi AP thodi hai bc.. Sabke bichon bich se hote hue main bungalow k main gate par pohanchaa guards ne bhi mere aane se pehle he main gate kholdiya or main andar lawn mein enter hua wahaan se main seedha bungalow k andar enter hua, andar hall mein kaafi log they kuch neta log or kuch family waale.. Sudha and family bhi wahin thi uska woh bawligand beta Dheeraj or uski wife kya naam tha uss londiya ka.. Chaaya?? Yeah chaaya.. Sabko pata he hoga ki ye Chaaya kissi or ki biwi thi Dheeraj k dost ki or indono ka chakkar tabse chal raha tha ,jab inhone mujhse panga liya toh Chang ne inke ashleel photos leak kardiye they jisske baad badnaami se bachne k liye Sudha ne inki shaadi karwaadi thi..


Sudha-Aao aao.. Sahaabjaadey aaye hain..Yahaan kyun aaye ho tum??


Main- Police waala hun ji technically case k liye aaya hun..


Sudha-Humein koi case nahi dena tumhe.. Dafa ho jaao yahaan se.. CBI ki ek team investigate karegi ye case..


Main-Are you sure Ramesh ji??


Sudha-Haan sure hain hum.. Nikalo..


Ramesh ko bolne nahi diya usne obviously Ramesh ki boss thi woh lekin ye galat time tha raajneeti karne ka..


Chaaya-Khaddey kya ho nikalo.. Ek nashedi ab humaari madad karega.. Piss off..


Dheeraj-Yeah.. Jaa jaake apna nasha pura kar.. Yahaan koi jarurat nahi hai teri... Yaa dhakke maarke nikalwaaun..


Main-Itani toh teri maa ki he aukaat nahi hai.. Tujhe pata hai kon hun main?? Nikaalke dikha..


Dheeraj-Achya..? Guards.. Hey nikaalo inko bahaar..


Usne wahaan andar mojjud guards or police waalon ko bola jo obviously haryana k they sab toh unhone toh dekha bhi nahi meri taraf unhe Pata tha kon hun main..


Main-Ab kone mein khadda hojaa..


Dheeraj-JP.. Rakesh.. Nikaalo inko..


Abki baar usne apne personal guards ko bola or woh humaari taraf aane bhi lage..


Main-Mere bhai bawla hai kya?? Yahin patak patak k tod dunga or ye tera maalik kuch nahi kar paayega mera, samjha aajtak naa kar paaya ab kya karega.. Tumhe khatam karwake dusare dhund lega guards.. Rukk jaa ek minute.. Ok surely koi help nahi chaahiye tumhe Ramesh ji??


Sudha-Bola na nahi.. Sabko pata hai kya chal raha hai tere sath ek nashedi humaare koi kaam ka nahi hai.. Tumhari sarkaar khud Patrick jaise ghatiya logon se mili hui hai tabhi kuch nahi ukhaad paai uska.. CBI ki team aane waali hai..


Main-Oho ho. Ok.. Done main jaa raha hun.. Good luck.. Badhiya tactic hai khudki team ko case dedo woh fail hojaaye toh bill humaare naam ka faad do fir dange karwao media k saamne rote jaao.. Gajab plan hai.. 2-4 seats agle election mein pakka dilwadega ye plan tumhe.. Main majaak bhi nahi kar raha bhagwaan kasam seat mill jaaegi.. Lekin beti ka kya karoge?? CBI almost 30+ saal se Vilas k piche hai.. 30 saal?? Kya ukhaad liya tumhari CBI ne uska 30 saal mein??? Ghanta.. Ghanta.. North mein toh woh ab aaya hai usase pehle Chennai, Maharashtra, Bengal, MP etc yahaan par hajaaron ladkiyan gayab kar chuka hai Patrick ,yahaan toh sarkaar bhi tumhari hai or uppar center mein bhi tumhari sarkaar hai toh ajtak tumne kya kar liya uska?? Bol ab.. Ab main bataaun jo tum 30 saal mein nahi kar paaye woh maine kuch din mein kar diya hai Vilas k 70% log khatam kar diye maine or jald he usse bhi khatam kar dunga.. Sharam aani chahiye tumhe kissi masoom ki jindagi ko leke raajneeti kartey hue or woh bhi tumhare apne sathi ki beti ki life k sath..Ek time hota hai politics ka bhi lichad jaise saari jindagi politics mein nikaaldi fir bhi ye naa samjh paai. Waaah...


Dheeraj-OYE..


Main-Sssshhhhh.. Aaj toh kardi hai aage se agar meri baat bichmein kaati naa yahin patak patak k maarunga sabke saamne.. Chalta hun Ramesh ji.. Khelo politics karwao dange 2-3 seats orr loo.. Goodluck.. Bina family ki permission k main kuch help nahi kar shakta i am sorry... Chalta hun..


Ye bolke main Or Abeer waapis nikalne lage wahaan se toh Ramesh ki wife humaare saamne aa gayi hath jodke uska ro ro k bura haal tha usse raajneeti se koi matlab nahi tha usse apni beti chahiye thi.. Maine unke hath pakkade..


Main-Arrey kya kar rahe ho aunty..


Aunty-Beta.. Please.. Main keh rahi hun.. Meri beti ko waapis laa do.. Main bhi toh family member he hun.. Mujhe caahiye tumhari madad..


Main-Bus aunty itana boldiya aapne main waada karta hun shyaam se pehle aapki beti aapke pass hogi.. Beta bola hai aapne mujhe meri behan hui woh Or meri behan ko koi kuch nahi kar shakta.. Chinta matt kijiye..


Unko dilaasha deke humlog fir nikale..


Main-Sudha ji mil gayi mujhe permission ab main leke aaunga waapis usko tum khelo raajneeti... Good luck..


Humlog bahaar aaye and waapis bheed ko cheertey hue gaadi takk aaye..


Abeer- Kya bolta hai be Tu.. Gajab..Tu politics mein hota toh aag laga deta..


Main-Waise bhi aag he lagaataa hun main.. Chal ab issko dhundtey hain bc waada kiya hai mukar nahi shakta..


Continued.

Awesome update bro

 

[Dragon master]

Ab yh leader bhi sudha ki side Sy gya

 

[Sushilnkt]

गजब ही आग लगा दी।

कहा से क्या गुल खिल जाते है गुलशन में पता ही नही चलता,

बहुत सटीक वार सुधा पर

 

[111ramjain]

Nice update bro

 

[Nadan Dill]

Nice update bhaii par kar Maza Aya gya ab new update ka intazar ha bhaii

 

[Surya_021]

Superb updates