UUpdate-384( He's Back?)
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Ab un buses k andar jaane k baad media ne waapis mujhe gherr liya..
Main-(On Mike) Ab tumlog sawaal puchna suru karo usase pehle bata dun , Patrick ne in ladkiyon ko alag alag hisson se kidnap kiya tha or uska plan yahi tha jo humesha hota hai inn masoom ladkiyon ko kahin durr lejaake bech dena, ek aise daldal mein daalna caahta tha inko woh jahaan se ye log kabhi nahi lout shaktey they, lekin maine bhi waada kiya tha ki kissi ko kuch nahi hone dunga or aaj maine apna waada pura kiya maine meri sab behano ko bacha liya or haan Patrick or uske sabhi sathi maare gaye bus itana he kehna tha mujhe ab please apne apne ghar jaaiye.. Or haan i know aajkal bahot kuch chal raha hai news mein mujhko leke uske liye bus main yahi kahunga ki "The Time Will Tell"..
Ye bolke maine Mike waapis Diya or Police waalon ne media waalon ko piche karwa diya tab main gaadi se niche uttara toh mere saamne Ab Ramesh uski wife Sudha uska beta bawligand Dheeraj uski maal wife Chaaya khadde they ab Ramesh ki wife ne mere samne hath jodne caahe jo maine bich mein he pakkad liye..
Main-Bus kya aunty bola tha na ye meri behan hai main dhund laaunga isko..
Aunty-Thankyou so so so much beta..
Ramesh-No for real AP politics aside thanks a lot..
Main-Arrey your most welcome Ramesh Sir..
Sudha-Thanks a lot..
Main-Oh aapke thanks toh 2 baar lunga Sudha ji..
Sudha-Good work..
Main-Ji..
Sudha-Aaj yahaan se humare 6 protestors ko arrest kiya gaya hai..
Main-Violence karenge toh kya kiya jaaega Sudha ji .. Lekin bataaiye unka kya??
Sudha-Kissi Judge se bolke unki Fir dismissed karwao..
Main-Judge aapke saamne khadda hai hogaye Dismiss..
Dheeraj-Jhute dilaashe matt do..Chargesheet file ho chuki hai Judge ko involve karo or cases hatwao ASAP..
Main-Tumlog bhull kyun jaate ho main kon hun..
Dheeraj-Sarkaar hum bhi chalate hain woh bhi center mein humein pata hai case kaise dismiss hotey hain tumhari ye power kissi kaam nahi aaegi toh humein pagal matt banao cases waapis lo 48 ghante hain tumhaare pass warna hum fir sadko par uttarenge..
Main-Arrey bhai tu alag he item hai ,again Tu bhull raha hai tu kahaan khadda hai yahaan police bhi main hun judge bhi main hun sarkaar bhi main hun.. Arrey SP sahaab idhar aaiye jarra..
SP-Ji sir..
Main-Ye suna naa aapne?? Mujhe judge laana padega kya??
SP-Aapne keh diya sir judge sahaab konsa alag kahenge..Ji sir abhi release karwadeta hun sir issi second..
Main-Lo ji 48 ghante nahi 48 seconds caahiye they mujhe.. Haan unko samjha jarur dena doobara bakwaas ki toh saari jindagi bahaar nahi aane dunga..
Sudha or baaki k munh khull gaye they..
Main-Aise chownkiye matt tumlog sarkaar chalatey hoge jabki main pura North India Chalaata hun ab ye baat aage mujhse ulajhne se pehle dhyaan rakhna bhagwaan hun main, main kuch bhi karwa shakta hun kuch bhi.. Good night ..subh raatri...
Chaaya ko aankh maartey hue main gaadi mein baitha mere sath Abeer or Ami baithe..
Abeer-Gand faad di bc.. Gajab.. Kya speech deta hai be Tu.. Bhai ka speech godlike hota hai but kabhi kabahar tu bhai ko bache jaisa feel karwa deta hai jo apne aap mein ek bahot badi baat hai like koi written speech kuch nahi koi bade bade words nahi seedha jo hai so hai.. I fucking love it.
Main-Thanks. A kidhar jaa rahi hai tu..
Ami-Ghar? Or kahaan jaoge..
Main-Naa.. Ye address par lele iss hotel mein chalna hai..
Ami-Kon hai yahaan ??
Main-Chang or Claire..
Abeer-Unke pass kyun jaana hai?? Sab theek toh hai..
Main-Filhaal k liye toh haan.. Kuch bahot important baat karni hai let's go..
Abeer-Bhai darra matt..
Main-Chup..
Humlog hotel pohanchey gaadi park ki and uppar aake ek room ka darwaaja khat khataaya darwaaja Claire ne khola..
Claire-Boss.. Aap yahaan?? Aapko address kisne bataaya?? Chang ne??
Main-Naa.. Dhund liya maine waise he..
Claire-No chance boss..
Main-Bitch tumlog bhull kyun jaate ho main kon hun.. Side hatt ab..
Claire Ami or Abeer se galle milli..
Claire-I missed you guys..
Andar aaye toh Chang bathroom se bahaar aaya..
Chang-Areey guys tumlog yahaan?? Claire tune bulaaya??
Claire-No..
Chang-What the hell boss fir kaise dhund liya??
Main-You know what, main violence se thoda durr he tha but this one is needed..
Ye bolke Maine Chang ko pait mein ek bhayanak punch diya literally bhayanak punch lagte he woh niche girra munh se ulti karte hue..
Main-Nice orange juice piya tha betey ne..
Abeer-What the fuck bro..? Aise thodi koi maarta haibe..
Claire-Ewww! ulti ki hai toh saaf bhi tu he karega.. Fucking hell..
Ami - I loved it but boss aise kyun maara bechaare ko..
Main-Yahi bataaega..
Chang khaansta hua khadda hua munh saaf kiya washbasin mein or fir haanfta hua mudda meri taraf mujhe uppar se niche takk dekha usne..
Main-Haanji..
Chang-Ye.. Y. y. y. Ey.. Ye aapka punch toh nahi tha boss.. Ye.. Toh.. 2.00000...oh my god..
Main-Haanji Yours truly..
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