Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Update-391(J) ​

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Main-Sab clear hai ??


Rashi-Haan but meri information se agar tumhari kamjori dhund lee unhone fir??


Main-Hahahahaha.. Nice Joke.. Meri Koi Kamjori nahi hai..


Rashi-So tumhara Motive Sanjay Das ko maarna hai??


Main-Who the fuck is Sanjay Das?? Ye kon hai??


Rashi-You know.. Sanjay. Underworld ka Don.. Jisase tum , I mean tumhara dusara version fight kar raha tha..


Main-Oh acha.. Fuck no.. Woh hai kon mere saamne?? Do kodi ka kutta hai woh... Sanjay?? Who gives a fuck about Sanjay.. Fuck Sanjay.. Mere motive naa jaano toh behtar hai tumhare liye.. Main toh jaanta bhi nahi usse..


Rashi-But tumhe ye bhi nahi pata woh hai kon??jabki AP ka only target Sanjay he hai..


Main-Agar uska naam yaad karwana padd raha hai tumhe mujhe iska matlab woh exist he nahi karta mere liye. Mera dimag befaltu information automatically delete kardeta hai jiss wajah se mujhe yaadasht k issues hotey hain.. Toh woh Sanjay ussi befaltu information mein hai..


Rashi-Y. Y. you are INSANE..


Main-I know Rashi ji I'll take your leave now.. Pray karna tumhare bhagwaan se ki doobara mujhse mulakaat naa karni padde tumhe.. Sab sahi karna..


Rashi-O.. Ok..


Main-Goodbye..


Ye bolke main khadda hua wahaan se and bahaar aaya , apni gaadi mein baitha and seedha haweli waapis aaya or apne room mein jaake baith gaya .. Rest or keval rest yahi karne waala tha main apne task k alawa dusari kissi jagah par ek second bhi dimaag nahi lagaana mujhe not at all.. Subah se shyaam hogayi or Shyaam 6 baje mera phone baja jo new number tha J he ho shakta hai..


J-Boss.. We are here..


Main-Maine kal ek factory mein kand kiya tha uske piche aake mill 15 minutes mein..


J-Got you boss..


Call disconnected..


Main niche aaya toh Meenu or Babhi he they niche , unko evening walk ka bolke main gaadi leke bahaar nikala and ussi factory k piche pohancha jahaan se kal maine ladkiyon ko bachaaya tha.. Andherra hona suru hogaya tha even ho he gaya tha andherra,yahaan durr durr takk koi shaks nahi tha,main apni gaadi mein he baitha tha ki ek or gaadi wahaan aake rukki main niche uttara orr saamne waali gaadi mein se 6 shaks niche uttare 4 male 2 female ye thi meri team niche uttarte he woh mere saamne jukh k niche baith gaye..


Main-At ease..


J-Its good to see you again boss..


Main-Yeah it's been a Long time..


J-Yep.. Woh Jagat ki family k bodyguard bane they tab mile they humlog..


Main-Yeah jahaan maine tumhaara plan flop kiya tha Jagat ko maarne ka..


J-Aap kuch bhi kar shaktey ho boss.. What's happening ??


Main-Bahot kuch bahot kaam hain tumlogon se. Underworld mein aag lagi hai..


J-Woh toh humne he lagaai hai boss..


Main-Woh nahi VIP's waali aag toh thandi ho rahi hai abhi naya kuch chal raha hai or ye chalta raha toh ye mere plan k bichmein aa shakta hai, issliye roukana padega...


J-Ok boss.. Toh pohanchein Humlog wahaan??


Main-Nahi , pehle yahaan kaam hai mujhe..


J-Yahaan kya karna hai boss??


Main-So.. Fuck.. Bhull gaya main.. Arrey kal maine yahaan ek bande ko maara tha.. Usstime 1.0 jyaada active tha.. Kon tha woh shaks??


J-Patrick boss.. News par chaaye hue ho aap..


Main-Yeah Patrick.. So uske marrne se pehle uska phone baja maine uthaya tha or saamne Patrick ka koi boss tha ..Naam yaad nahi hai mereko.. Bhenchod ye yaadasth ka kuch karna padega..


J-Vilas Singh hai Patrick ka boss toh..


Main-Yahi..yahi..Vilas..So usne mujhe dhamki di, mujhe.. Can you imagine?? Woh bhi jaan se maardene ki.. And tujhe pata hai mujhe koi dhamki nahi deta.. Nooo.. I hate it jab log mujhe dhamki detey hain.. I hate it.. Mujhe nahi passand when people make me think about them.. Mere mind mein fansa rahega ye, obviously mera kuch kar nahi shakta woh jo bhi hai but you know awkward lagta hai, ab mera mind kahin naa kahin usko khatam karne ka plan background mein banata he rahega jabtak woh jinda hai or main nahi caahta mera mind uspe 0.00000001% time bhi waste kare..


J-Boss.. Vilas singh ek bahot bada underworld don hai Bahot he jyaada bada.. Pichle 30-35 saal se Crime world ko rule kar raha hai boss woh.. Bahot badi cheej hai woh.. Saikadon log hain uske piche Or itana jyaada experience.. Or usne dhamki 1.0 ko di hogi boss apne ko kya matlab..


Main-Noo.. Unfortunately for him dhamki mujhe di usne ,maine pucha bhi usase ki mujhe kyun?? But dhamki deta he gaya woh..


J-Boss.. Ignore him.. Humaara kya matlab usase.. Befaltu mein itane bade gangster ko kyun target karna time kahaan hai uske liye humaare pass..


Main-Exactly time kahaan hai humaare pass issliye jaldi se dhundke dey usko.. Or haan weapons indian use karna jo license se mill jaaein sab same weapons he use karna.. Don't use foreign weapons..


J-Boss please samjho..


Main-Jaldi haan?? Find him ASAP.. Bye.. Shardi lag rahi hai mujhe..


J-As you say boss..


Main-Jinda caahiye..


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Update-392(The Massacre) ​

392


J ko orders deke main waapis gaadi mein baitha and waapis haweli aaya, dinner ka wait kiya and Dinner karke waapis apne room ki taraf aaya Dinner k time kuch family conversation hui jiske liye mujhe 1.0 ko force karke bahaar laana padda..


Kaise?? Actually ye bhi meri power hai main jab caahun jaise caahun 1.0 o le 2.0 ko use kar shakta hun or unhe pata bhi nahi chalega maine unka use kiya.. Hypnotise karke ek hissab se.. Weird?? Right ?? I know..


Khair After Dinner main Room mein aake baitha he tha ki Abeer or Ami aagaye wahaan..


Abeer-Kya socha??


Main-Kiska??


Abeer-Flippy ka be.. Or kiska..


Main-Under construction hai Plan filhaal.. Give me some time..


Abeer-Tujhe itana time kabse lagne laga?? Tu kar kya raha hai khaali time mein??


Main-Dont worry aaj bahot badhiya kaam karunga tum sabke liye.. 1.0 ki jagah aaya hun toh uska kaam bhi toh karun..


Abeer-Matlab??


Main-Arrey dekhlena.. Kuch galat nahi karunga.. Jaa ab sone dey..


Abeer-Ok.. Aise he shant bana rehna please..


Main-Sure..


Unke jaane k baad main aaram se sogaya, meri nind khulli mere phone k bajne se.. 12:15 baje they raat k or phone J ka tha..


Main-Bol..


J-Milgaya Boss tumhara Vilas Singh... Yahaan tumhare aas pass he hai Patrick ne jo order incomplete chhod diya tha uski bharpaai karne aaya hai bahot bada nuksaan hua hai inka.. Behissab security hai iske sath.. 50-60 guards hain automatic weapons k sath.. Tumhari City se just bahaar highway se uttarke jo jungle waala area haina wahaan ek abandoned factory mein hain woh log.. Humlog yahin kahi hain..


Main-Nice.. Main aaraha hun 25 minutes mein tabtak saara kachra saaf karke usse pakkado...


J-Thoda time toh do boss.. 25 minutes , plan bhi banana padega. Bahot jyaada log hain boss..


Main-J Tu 25 minutes mein ye sab 5 baar kar shakta hai.. I am coming make sure mere aane k baad koi shorr sharaaba na ho.. Make it quick..


J-As you say boss..


Call disconnected..


Main utha jacket pehani shoes pehne and dabe paon niche aaya and bahaar aake garrage mein guard ko jagaaya and chup chaap gaadi leke nikala .. Location durr thi city se bahaar he thi 30 minutes lage mujhe ..highway se niche uttara main and aage kache raaste par drive kiya and finally factory k saamne pohancha basically abandoned factory thi ye bahot badi aadhi buildings toh tutti hui thi but still kaafi kuch bacha tha. Khair main gaadi se niche uttara toh wahaan se suru hui dead bodies ,chaaron taraf bodies he bodies paddi thi main factory k andar ghussa toh wahaan toh orr jyaada bura haal tha niche bus khoon Or laashein paddi thi bahot he bhayanak manjar tha.. Pair rakhne ki jagah bhi nahi thi bhenchod.. Ab wahaan saamne J or baaki team thi unhone uss shaks ko ek chair par baitha rakha tha kya naam tha uska.. Vilas.. Bc.. Vilas.. Uski pith meri taraf thi or uske sath ek or ladki ko bhi baitha rakha tha.. Ye kon bhenchod..


Vilas-Speak... Gunge ho kya God damn it.. Kon ho tumlog... Tum jaante ho kon hun main??


J-58 log maardiye tere.. Bina jaane thodi maarenge dadu.. Common sense use karo thodi..


Ladki-Who the fuck are you guys??


Vilas-Kiske aadmi ho tum?? Yahaan k toh nahi lagte.. 7-8 minutes mein tumne meri puri foujj khatam Kardi, or tum mein se kissi ko kharonch takk nahi aai..its not possible..Koi aam log nahi ho tum..


J-7-8 minutes toh jyaada lag gaye, kai din baad field mein uttare issliye warna 7-8 minutes mein toh isase triple log maar dein hum..


Vilas-Kiske liye kaam karte ho tum??


J-Don't worry boss aa he gaye hain.. Yelo..


Ye sun woh mudda or mujhe dekh uski gand fatt gayi..


Vilas-T. t. T. tum.. Tum... Yee.. Ye... Ye.


Main-Yeah ye mere log hain..


Vilas-t. T. r. Tuu... Tu..


Main-Haan haan.. Main koi aam shaks nahi hun.. I know.. I know...


Vilas-Kya.. Kya hai tu??kon hai tu??


Main-Ohh uncle bahot kuch hun main.. Bahot kuch.. Ye Madam kon hai..


J-Ye hai Boss Siya.. Iski Right hand..


Main-Siya.. Kya chutiya naam hai.. Isko kyun rakha??..


J-Mujhe kya pata boss mujhe laga isko bhi pata hoga kuch.. Iski beti jaisi hai ye..


Main-Kya pata hoga be.. Mujhe thodi kuch pata karna hai..


J-I dont know boss aapko kab kya karna pad jaae.. Issliye jinda rakha..


Main-Naa.. Nahi caahiye..


Vilas-Mujhe pata tha. ...mujhe pata tha...ki koi normal ladka yun he humaare hajaaron logon ko nahi maar shakta pehle Namit ko khatam kiya fir pankaj ko ..


Main-Or ab tujhe.


Vilas- Naa keval unko khatam kiya balki inki gang inke business inka khouff sab khatam kardiya tune. Koi normal ladka itana sab nahi kar shakta.. Maine bola tha Sanjay ko ki tujhmein kuch toh hai but nahi suni usne meri...


Main-Koi naa sunlega uppar jaake sunlega..


Vilas-t.t.ty Tu..Tu hai kya ??


Main-Marrta marrta kya karega be jaan ke..


Vilas-Please tell me..kill me after.. I am not scared of death..


Main-Good..


Vilas-Tell me..


Woh Chilaaya..


Main-Chill yaar itana jorse kyun bol raha hai.. I hate loud voices,aise matt kar.. Main actually bahot kuch hun.. Obviously tujhe underworld ka toh kaafi kuch pata he hoga.. Real underworld ka..


Vilas-Tu kya jaanta hai Underworld k baare mein??


Main-Jaanta nahi hun main.. Main part hun uss underworld kaa..


Vilas-Ofcourse.. I knew it ki tu normal nahi hai..


Main-Wahaan Ek post hoti hai usse bhi jaanta hoga tu.. It's Called The Merchant Of Death.. That's me..


Ye sunke uski gand fatt gayi..


Vilas-Impossible.. Impossible..


Main-Ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai.. Ek time par toh Main Serpent Tha ... The Serpent Of underworld..


Ispe Vilas kuch nahi bola bus munh faade khada he rehgaya ,freeze ho gaya maano.


Main-Marr gaya kya be??


Vilas-Tu sach bol raha hai.. Oh my god tu sach bol raha hai.. Tu MOD hai?! Se.. e. eseerrpent.. Serpent hai tu.. Seee.... Ser.. Pent.. Of course humein harra raha hai tu.. Of course.. Haraaega he.. Tu sachi mein bhagwaan hai iss field ka.. Oh my god. It all makes sense..ttt.tu toh.. Tuu toh jeet jaaega Sanjay se.. Oh my god..


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Update-393(Memory Fucked??) ​

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Main-Woh chhod be budhe bawligand.. Mujhe dhamki kyun di tune?? Phone pe kal.. Madarchod Maine kya bigaada tera??


Vilas-What do you mean?? Tumne mere bete jaise Patrick ko maar diya mera sab khatam kardiya..


Main-Maine thodi kiya be . Main toh.. I mean.. Ab kaise samjhaaun tujhe.. Maine kuch nahi kiya..


Vilas-Tune Dino or Mick ko mara..Anthony ko maara tune Patrick ko maara..


Main-Abe Patrick toh kal tha. Ye Anthony kon Dino Kon Mick kon Bhenchod??


J-Ye iske khaas log boss.. 1.0 ne maara..


Main-Oh.. I see.. I see.. Abe fir mujhe dhamki kyun di tune??


J-Boss usse thodi pata hai 1.0 kya hai?? Kiya toh aapne he hai..


Main-Maine kahaan kiya hai...


J-Boss.. Chhodo.. Isne dhamki di khatam karo isko..


Main-Arrey bataaye toh sahi isne mujhe dhamki di kyun..


J-Chhodo naa.. Kya karoge jaanke.. Koi aa waa jaaega leave it.. Itana safaai se kaam kiya hai finish karo..


Main- Ye ladki kon hai??


Siya-Fuck you...


Main-What the fuck...? Fuck me?? Bawligand aurat..Maine kya kiya Tera bhenchod??


J-Boss.. Wake up abhi toh bataaya Siya.. Iski Right hand.. Barabar ki hakkdaar hai iske kaale dhando mein..


Main-Ohh..haan.. Sorry.. Isko toh maar iska kya kaam..


Vilas-Nooo,.... Noooo.. Kill me.. Usse chhod do.. Woh mere bina kuch nahi kar paaegi.. Isko chhod do main tumhe information dedunga kaafi important.. Even Sanjay ko leke bhi..


Main-Bhenchod ab Ye Sanjay kon..?


J-Boss oh my god.. Itana jaldi information delete karna bandh karo boss.. Sanjay Das.. Underworld Don ,inka Boss.. 1.0 ka dushman.. Itana bhi befaltu shaks nahi hai woh jo usko baar baar delete karo bahot bada don hai boss woh usko delete karna bandh karo.


Main-Meri khopadi ko samjha ye sab..


Vilas-You.. You are.. Mad.. What's wrong with you?? Tu.. Tu Psycho hai..


Main-Yeah kind of.. Tu chhod be bol naa dhamki kyun deraha tha kal? Ab bol...


Ladki-Are you fucking stupid?? You destroyed everything we worked for .. You killed everyone associated with us.. Or kisko dhamki denge..


Main-Tu kyun bol rahi hai?? Tu bhenchod hai kon.??. Ye kon haibe J ??


J-Oh for fuck's shake boss.. Fucking hell..


Ye bolke J ne apni pistol nikaali or uss ladki ki khopadi kholdi.. Gun par silencer laga tha toh awaaj takk naa hui.. Vilas almost coma mein chala gaya, bus munh or ankhein faade uss ladki ki body ko he dekhta reh gaya..


J-Ye koi nahi hai boss.. Ok?? Ye Vilas hai.. Isne aapko dhamki di thi.. Kya karna hai iska??


Main-Oh.. Haan Siya.. Sorry thoda misplace hogaya tha.. Good.. Iski Right Hand thi toh marrna he tha.. Anywayys..


J-Iska kya karein boss??


Main-Kya karega be.. Maar dey..


J-Aapko nahi maarna??


Main-Oh naa.. Naa naa.. Main Violence se durr hun.. Tu he maar..


J-Satisfaction nahi caahiye ??


Main-Caahiye naa.. Satisfaction toh jarur caahiye bahot saara caahiye. Lekin chhod.. Gand naa marrwaani Satisfaction k chakkar mein..


J-Sochlo..


Main-Maar naa bhosdk.. Iss ek ko maarke thodi satisfaction milega be.. Isko maarke aag lagegi or fir orr shikaar dhundaney padenge or tumhaare alawa bacha kon hai yahaan.. Dekhle tumhe thokdunga fir??


J-Nevermind.. Nahi dena satisfaction..


Vilas-Youuuu....


Vilas meri taraf douda but again J ne uski khopadi kholdi..


Main-Good.. Good Job Guys.. Good Job.. Tareef karna bhull gaya main tumhari.. Entity waala task bhi bahot badhiya kiya tumlogon ne.. Great job..


J-Aapke liye kuch bhi boss..


Main-Nice..


Maine Abeer ko call kiya usne kaafi derr mein uthaaya..


Abeer-Kya haibe Sonedena..


Main-Sota he rahiyo bawligand Maine kand kardiya idhar.. Sun chup chaap Ami ko leke pohanch yahaan address bhej raha hun main.. Sawaal nahi.. Jaldi.. Chup chaap aa..


Call disconnected..


Main-Ok 30 minutes mein aajaaenge wohlog tabtak nikalna hai tumhe.. Konsi guns use ki hain??


J-Pistols boss local.. Jaisa aapne kahaa tha.. Sabne same use ki..


Main-Saari pistols mujhe dedo..


Unhone weapons di mujhe..


J-Ab boss?? Aage??


Main- "Kivy" kahaan hai??


J-Woh toh Turkey mein he hogi boss.. Or kahaan jaaegi.. Jahaan bheja hai aapne.


Main-Toh Kivy ko bolo ki kaam suru kare jo usse karna hai karne dena.. Tumlog Pehle Mongolia jaao wahaan waala task finish karo uske baad Kivy se milo and kya updates hain batao mujhe..


J-MOngolia jaaein pehle??Unko Maarna hai??


Main-Oh yeah.. Pure khaandaan ko.. Koi bachna nahi caahiye.. Kahin baad mein badla lene aaye koi, ye headache naa caahiye mujhe..


J-Ok boss..


Main-Kivy ko sab samjha dena.. Galati nahi caahiye..


J-Meri kahaan sunti hai boss woh aapki chamchi hai aapki sunegi..


Main-Toh bolna mera order hai direct.. Koi bakwaas baaji nahi caahiye mujhe.. Be Serious.. Otherwise main serious hojaaunga..


J-Also boss Flippy kaa pata chala mujhe.. Fucking hell.. Ye kon aagaya.. Ye toh humse bhi uppar kaa aaya koi..


Main-Exactly.. Humse uppar kon paida hogaya?? Usse khatam karna padega.. Humse uppar toh hawa bhi nahi behati..


J-Headquarters jaaoge??


Main-Jaana padega.. Flippy ki help karni padegi warna 2.0,1.0 roenge ki unke family jaisa tha flippy blah blah blah.. Orr jaruri bhi hai help karna, pata toh chale kon humse uppar udd raha hai.. Ussi bahaane main Turkey aajaaunga wahaan milunga tumse fir continue karenge..


J-Ok boss..


Main-Nikalo ab.. Abeer aata hoga... Dhyaan rahe.. Galati nahi caahiye.. Kitana important hai ye task mere liye pata haina??


J-Yeah boss... Don't worry.


Ye bolke woh sab jukhe mere saamne and nikal gaye wahaan se.. Good.. Everything is going great.. That's what I need..


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Update-391(J) ​

391


Main-Sab clear hai ??


Rashi-Haan but meri information se agar tumhari kamjori dhund lee unhone fir??


Main-Hahahahaha.. Nice Joke.. Meri Koi Kamjori nahi hai..


Rashi-So tumhara Motive Sanjay Das ko maarna hai??


Main-Who the fuck is Sanjay Das?? Ye kon hai??


Rashi-You know.. Sanjay. Underworld ka Don.. Jisase tum , I mean tumhara dusara version fight kar raha tha..


Main-Oh acha.. Fuck no.. Woh hai kon mere saamne?? Do kodi ka kutta hai woh... Sanjay?? Who gives a fuck about Sanjay.. Fuck Sanjay.. Mere motive naa jaano toh behtar hai tumhare liye.. Main toh jaanta bhi nahi usse..


Rashi-But tumhe ye bhi nahi pata woh hai kon??jabki AP ka only target Sanjay he hai..


Main-Agar uska naam yaad karwana padd raha hai tumhe mujhe iska matlab woh exist he nahi karta mere liye. Mera dimag befaltu information automatically delete kardeta hai jiss wajah se mujhe yaadasht k issues hotey hain.. Toh woh Sanjay ussi befaltu information mein hai..


Rashi-Y. Y. you are INSANE..


Main-I know Rashi ji I'll take your leave now.. Pray karna tumhare bhagwaan se ki doobara mujhse mulakaat naa karni padde tumhe.. Sab sahi karna..


Rashi-O.. Ok..


Main-Goodbye..


Ye bolke main khadda hua wahaan se and bahaar aaya , apni gaadi mein baitha and seedha haweli waapis aaya or apne room mein jaake baith gaya .. Rest or keval rest yahi karne waala tha main apne task k alawa dusari kissi jagah par ek second bhi dimaag nahi lagaana mujhe not at all.. Subah se shyaam hogayi or Shyaam 6 baje mera phone baja jo new number tha J he ho shakta hai..


J-Boss.. We are here..


Main-Maine kal ek factory mein kand kiya tha uske piche aake mill 15 minutes mein..


J-Got you boss..


Call disconnected..


Main niche aaya toh Meenu or Babhi he they niche , unko evening walk ka bolke main gaadi leke bahaar nikala and ussi factory k piche pohancha jahaan se kal maine ladkiyon ko bachaaya tha.. Andherra hona suru hogaya tha even ho he gaya tha andherra,yahaan durr durr takk koi shaks nahi tha,main apni gaadi mein he baitha tha ki ek or gaadi wahaan aake rukki main niche uttara orr saamne waali gaadi mein se 6 shaks niche uttare 4 male 2 female ye thi meri team niche uttarte he woh mere saamne jukh k niche baith gaye..


Main-At ease..


J-Its good to see you again boss..


Main-Yeah it's been a Long time..


J-Yep.. Woh Jagat ki family k bodyguard bane they tab mile they humlog..


Main-Yeah jahaan maine tumhaara plan flop kiya tha Jagat ko maarne ka..


J-Aap kuch bhi kar shaktey ho boss.. What's happening ??


Main-Bahot kuch bahot kaam hain tumlogon se. Underworld mein aag lagi hai..


J-Woh toh humne he lagaai hai boss..


Main-Woh nahi VIP's waali aag toh thandi ho rahi hai abhi naya kuch chal raha hai or ye chalta raha toh ye mere plan k bichmein aa shakta hai, issliye roukana padega...


J-Ok boss.. Toh pohanchein Humlog wahaan??


Main-Nahi , pehle yahaan kaam hai mujhe..


J-Yahaan kya karna hai boss??


Main-So.. Fuck.. Bhull gaya main.. Arrey kal maine yahaan ek bande ko maara tha.. Usstime 1.0 jyaada active tha.. Kon tha woh shaks??


J-Patrick boss.. News par chaaye hue ho aap..


Main-Yeah Patrick.. So uske marrne se pehle uska phone baja maine uthaya tha or saamne Patrick ka koi boss tha ..Naam yaad nahi hai mereko.. Bhenchod ye yaadasth ka kuch karna padega..


J-Vilas Singh hai Patrick ka boss toh..


Main-Yahi..yahi..Vilas..So usne mujhe dhamki di, mujhe.. Can you imagine?? Woh bhi jaan se maardene ki.. And tujhe pata hai mujhe koi dhamki nahi deta.. Nooo.. I hate it jab log mujhe dhamki detey hain.. I hate it.. Mujhe nahi passand when people make me think about them.. Mere mind mein fansa rahega ye, obviously mera kuch kar nahi shakta woh jo bhi hai but you know awkward lagta hai, ab mera mind kahin naa kahin usko khatam karne ka plan background mein banata he rahega jabtak woh jinda hai or main nahi caahta mera mind uspe 0.00000001% time bhi waste kare..


J-Boss.. Vilas singh ek bahot bada underworld don hai Bahot he jyaada bada.. Pichle 30-35 saal se Crime world ko rule kar raha hai boss woh.. Bahot badi cheej hai woh.. Saikadon log hain uske piche Or itana jyaada experience.. Or usne dhamki 1.0 ko di hogi boss apne ko kya matlab..


Main-Noo.. Unfortunately for him dhamki mujhe di usne ,maine pucha bhi usase ki mujhe kyun?? But dhamki deta he gaya woh..


J-Boss.. Ignore him.. Humaara kya matlab usase.. Befaltu mein itane bade gangster ko kyun target karna time kahaan hai uske liye humaare pass..


Main-Exactly time kahaan hai humaare pass issliye jaldi se dhundke dey usko.. Or haan weapons indian use karna jo license se mill jaaein sab same weapons he use karna.. Don't use foreign weapons..


J-Boss please samjho..


Main-Jaldi haan?? Find him ASAP.. Bye.. Shardi lag rahi hai mujhe..


J-As you say boss..


Main-Jinda caahiye..


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Update-392(The Massacre) ​

392


J ko orders deke main waapis gaadi mein baitha and waapis haweli aaya, dinner ka wait kiya and Dinner karke waapis apne room ki taraf aaya Dinner k time kuch family conversation hui jiske liye mujhe 1.0 ko force karke bahaar laana padda..


Kaise?? Actually ye bhi meri power hai main jab caahun jaise caahun 1.0 o le 2.0 ko use kar shakta hun or unhe pata bhi nahi chalega maine unka use kiya.. Hypnotise karke ek hissab se.. Weird?? Right ?? I know..


Khair After Dinner main Room mein aake baitha he tha ki Abeer or Ami aagaye wahaan..


Abeer-Kya socha??


Main-Kiska??


Abeer-Flippy ka be.. Or kiska..


Main-Under construction hai Plan filhaal.. Give me some time..


Abeer-Tujhe itana time kabse lagne laga?? Tu kar kya raha hai khaali time mein??


Main-Dont worry aaj bahot badhiya kaam karunga tum sabke liye.. 1.0 ki jagah aaya hun toh uska kaam bhi toh karun..


Abeer-Matlab??


Main-Arrey dekhlena.. Kuch galat nahi karunga.. Jaa ab sone dey..


Abeer-Ok.. Aise he shant bana rehna please..


Main-Sure..


Unke jaane k baad main aaram se sogaya, meri nind khulli mere phone k bajne se.. 12:15 baje they raat k or phone J ka tha..


Main-Bol..


J-Milgaya Boss tumhara Vilas Singh... Yahaan tumhare aas pass he hai Patrick ne jo order incomplete chhod diya tha uski bharpaai karne aaya hai bahot bada nuksaan hua hai inka.. Behissab security hai iske sath.. 50-60 guards hain automatic weapons k sath.. Tumhari City se just bahaar highway se uttarke jo jungle waala area haina wahaan ek abandoned factory mein hain woh log.. Humlog yahin kahi hain..


Main-Nice.. Main aaraha hun 25 minutes mein tabtak saara kachra saaf karke usse pakkado...


J-Thoda time toh do boss.. 25 minutes , plan bhi banana padega. Bahot jyaada log hain boss..


Main-J Tu 25 minutes mein ye sab 5 baar kar shakta hai.. I am coming make sure mere aane k baad koi shorr sharaaba na ho.. Make it quick..


J-As you say boss..


Call disconnected..


Main utha jacket pehani shoes pehne and dabe paon niche aaya and bahaar aake garrage mein guard ko jagaaya and chup chaap gaadi leke nikala .. Location durr thi city se bahaar he thi 30 minutes lage mujhe ..highway se niche uttara main and aage kache raaste par drive kiya and finally factory k saamne pohancha basically abandoned factory thi ye bahot badi aadhi buildings toh tutti hui thi but still kaafi kuch bacha tha. Khair main gaadi se niche uttara toh wahaan se suru hui dead bodies ,chaaron taraf bodies he bodies paddi thi main factory k andar ghussa toh wahaan toh orr jyaada bura haal tha niche bus khoon Or laashein paddi thi bahot he bhayanak manjar tha.. Pair rakhne ki jagah bhi nahi thi bhenchod.. Ab wahaan saamne J or baaki team thi unhone uss shaks ko ek chair par baitha rakha tha kya naam tha uska.. Vilas.. Bc.. Vilas.. Uski pith meri taraf thi or uske sath ek or ladki ko bhi baitha rakha tha.. Ye kon bhenchod..


Vilas-Speak... Gunge ho kya God damn it.. Kon ho tumlog... Tum jaante ho kon hun main??


J-58 log maardiye tere.. Bina jaane thodi maarenge dadu.. Common sense use karo thodi..


Ladki-Who the fuck are you guys??


Vilas-Kiske aadmi ho tum?? Yahaan k toh nahi lagte.. 7-8 minutes mein tumne meri puri foujj khatam Kardi, or tum mein se kissi ko kharonch takk nahi aai..its not possible..Koi aam log nahi ho tum..


J-7-8 minutes toh jyaada lag gaye, kai din baad field mein uttare issliye warna 7-8 minutes mein toh isase triple log maar dein hum..


Vilas-Kiske liye kaam karte ho tum??


J-Don't worry boss aa he gaye hain.. Yelo..


Ye sun woh mudda or mujhe dekh uski gand fatt gayi..


Vilas-T. t. T. tum.. Tum... Yee.. Ye... Ye.


Main-Yeah ye mere log hain..


Vilas-t. T. r. Tuu... Tu..


Main-Haan haan.. Main koi aam shaks nahi hun.. I know.. I know...


Vilas-Kya.. Kya hai tu??kon hai tu??


Main-Ohh uncle bahot kuch hun main.. Bahot kuch.. Ye Madam kon hai..


J-Ye hai Boss Siya.. Iski Right hand..


Main-Siya.. Kya chutiya naam hai.. Isko kyun rakha??..


J-Mujhe kya pata boss mujhe laga isko bhi pata hoga kuch.. Iski beti jaisi hai ye..


Main-Kya pata hoga be.. Mujhe thodi kuch pata karna hai..


J-I dont know boss aapko kab kya karna pad jaae.. Issliye jinda rakha..


Main-Naa.. Nahi caahiye..


Vilas-Mujhe pata tha. ...mujhe pata tha...ki koi normal ladka yun he humaare hajaaron logon ko nahi maar shakta pehle Namit ko khatam kiya fir pankaj ko ..


Main-Or ab tujhe.


Vilas- Naa keval unko khatam kiya balki inki gang inke business inka khouff sab khatam kardiya tune. Koi normal ladka itana sab nahi kar shakta.. Maine bola tha Sanjay ko ki tujhmein kuch toh hai but nahi suni usne meri...


Main-Koi naa sunlega uppar jaake sunlega..


Vilas-t.t.ty Tu..Tu hai kya ??


Main-Marrta marrta kya karega be jaan ke..


Vilas-Please tell me..kill me after.. I am not scared of death..


Main-Good..


Vilas-Tell me..


Woh Chilaaya..


Main-Chill yaar itana jorse kyun bol raha hai.. I hate loud voices,aise matt kar.. Main actually bahot kuch hun.. Obviously tujhe underworld ka toh kaafi kuch pata he hoga.. Real underworld ka..


Vilas-Tu kya jaanta hai Underworld k baare mein??


Main-Jaanta nahi hun main.. Main part hun uss underworld kaa..


Vilas-Ofcourse.. I knew it ki tu normal nahi hai..


Main-Wahaan Ek post hoti hai usse bhi jaanta hoga tu.. It's Called The Merchant Of Death.. That's me..


Ye sunke uski gand fatt gayi..


Vilas-Impossible.. Impossible..


Main-Ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai.. Ek time par toh Main Serpent Tha ... The Serpent Of underworld..


Ispe Vilas kuch nahi bola bus munh faade khada he rehgaya ,freeze ho gaya maano.


Main-Marr gaya kya be??


Vilas-Tu sach bol raha hai.. Oh my god tu sach bol raha hai.. Tu MOD hai?! Se.. e. eseerrpent.. Serpent hai tu.. Seee.... Ser.. Pent.. Of course humein harra raha hai tu.. Of course.. Haraaega he.. Tu sachi mein bhagwaan hai iss field ka.. Oh my god. It all makes sense..ttt.tu toh.. Tuu toh jeet jaaega Sanjay se.. Oh my god..


Continued..

Update-393(Memory Fucked??) ​

393


Main-Woh chhod be budhe bawligand.. Mujhe dhamki kyun di tune?? Phone pe kal.. Madarchod Maine kya bigaada tera??


Vilas-What do you mean?? Tumne mere bete jaise Patrick ko maar diya mera sab khatam kardiya..


Main-Maine thodi kiya be . Main toh.. I mean.. Ab kaise samjhaaun tujhe.. Maine kuch nahi kiya..


Vilas-Tune Dino or Mick ko mara..Anthony ko maara tune Patrick ko maara..


Main-Abe Patrick toh kal tha. Ye Anthony kon Dino Kon Mick kon Bhenchod??


J-Ye iske khaas log boss.. 1.0 ne maara..


Main-Oh.. I see.. I see.. Abe fir mujhe dhamki kyun di tune??


J-Boss usse thodi pata hai 1.0 kya hai?? Kiya toh aapne he hai..


Main-Maine kahaan kiya hai...


J-Boss.. Chhodo.. Isne dhamki di khatam karo isko..


Main-Arrey bataaye toh sahi isne mujhe dhamki di kyun..


J-Chhodo naa.. Kya karoge jaanke.. Koi aa waa jaaega leave it.. Itana safaai se kaam kiya hai finish karo..


Main- Ye ladki kon hai??


Siya-Fuck you...


Main-What the fuck...? Fuck me?? Bawligand aurat..Maine kya kiya Tera bhenchod??


J-Boss.. Wake up abhi toh bataaya Siya.. Iski Right hand.. Barabar ki hakkdaar hai iske kaale dhando mein..


Main-Ohh..haan.. Sorry.. Isko toh maar iska kya kaam..


Vilas-Nooo,.... Noooo.. Kill me.. Usse chhod do.. Woh mere bina kuch nahi kar paaegi.. Isko chhod do main tumhe information dedunga kaafi important.. Even Sanjay ko leke bhi..


Main-Bhenchod ab Ye Sanjay kon..?


J-Boss oh my god.. Itana jaldi information delete karna bandh karo boss.. Sanjay Das.. Underworld Don ,inka Boss.. 1.0 ka dushman.. Itana bhi befaltu shaks nahi hai woh jo usko baar baar delete karo bahot bada don hai boss woh usko delete karna bandh karo.


Main-Meri khopadi ko samjha ye sab..


Vilas-You.. You are.. Mad.. What's wrong with you?? Tu.. Tu Psycho hai..


Main-Yeah kind of.. Tu chhod be bol naa dhamki kyun deraha tha kal? Ab bol...


Ladki-Are you fucking stupid?? You destroyed everything we worked for .. You killed everyone associated with us.. Or kisko dhamki denge..


Main-Tu kyun bol rahi hai?? Tu bhenchod hai kon.??. Ye kon haibe J ??


J-Oh for fuck's shake boss.. Fucking hell..


Ye bolke J ne apni pistol nikaali or uss ladki ki khopadi kholdi.. Gun par silencer laga tha toh awaaj takk naa hui.. Vilas almost coma mein chala gaya, bus munh or ankhein faade uss ladki ki body ko he dekhta reh gaya..


J-Ye koi nahi hai boss.. Ok?? Ye Vilas hai.. Isne aapko dhamki di thi.. Kya karna hai iska??


Main-Oh.. Haan Siya.. Sorry thoda misplace hogaya tha.. Good.. Iski Right Hand thi toh marrna he tha.. Anywayys..


J-Iska kya karein boss??


Main-Kya karega be.. Maar dey..


J-Aapko nahi maarna??


Main-Oh naa.. Naa naa.. Main Violence se durr hun.. Tu he maar..


J-Satisfaction nahi caahiye ??


Main-Caahiye naa.. Satisfaction toh jarur caahiye bahot saara caahiye. Lekin chhod.. Gand naa marrwaani Satisfaction k chakkar mein..


J-Sochlo..


Main-Maar naa bhosdk.. Iss ek ko maarke thodi satisfaction milega be.. Isko maarke aag lagegi or fir orr shikaar dhundaney padenge or tumhaare alawa bacha kon hai yahaan.. Dekhle tumhe thokdunga fir??


J-Nevermind.. Nahi dena satisfaction..


Vilas-Youuuu....


Vilas meri taraf douda but again J ne uski khopadi kholdi..


Main-Good.. Good Job Guys.. Good Job.. Tareef karna bhull gaya main tumhari.. Entity waala task bhi bahot badhiya kiya tumlogon ne.. Great job..


J-Aapke liye kuch bhi boss..


Main-Nice..


Maine Abeer ko call kiya usne kaafi derr mein uthaaya..


Abeer-Kya haibe Sonedena..


Main-Sota he rahiyo bawligand Maine kand kardiya idhar.. Sun chup chaap Ami ko leke pohanch yahaan address bhej raha hun main.. Sawaal nahi.. Jaldi.. Chup chaap aa..


Call disconnected..


Main-Ok 30 minutes mein aajaaenge wohlog tabtak nikalna hai tumhe.. Konsi guns use ki hain??


J-Pistols boss local.. Jaisa aapne kahaa tha.. Sabne same use ki..


Main-Saari pistols mujhe dedo..


Unhone weapons di mujhe..


J-Ab boss?? Aage??


Main- "Kivy" kahaan hai??


J-Woh toh Turkey mein he hogi boss.. Or kahaan jaaegi.. Jahaan bheja hai aapne.


Main-Toh Kivy ko bolo ki kaam suru kare jo usse karna hai karne dena.. Tumlog Pehle Mongolia jaao wahaan waala task finish karo uske baad Kivy se milo and kya updates hain batao mujhe..


J-MOngolia jaaein pehle??Unko Maarna hai??


Main-Oh yeah.. Pure khaandaan ko.. Koi bachna nahi caahiye.. Kahin baad mein badla lene aaye koi, ye headache naa caahiye mujhe..


J-Ok boss..


Main-Kivy ko sab samjha dena.. Galati nahi caahiye..


J-Meri kahaan sunti hai boss woh aapki chamchi hai aapki sunegi..


Main-Toh bolna mera order hai direct.. Koi bakwaas baaji nahi caahiye mujhe.. Be Serious.. Otherwise main serious hojaaunga..


J-Also boss Flippy kaa pata chala mujhe.. Fucking hell.. Ye kon aagaya.. Ye toh humse bhi uppar kaa aaya koi..


Main-Exactly.. Humse uppar kon paida hogaya?? Usse khatam karna padega.. Humse uppar toh hawa bhi nahi behati..


J-Headquarters jaaoge??


Main-Jaana padega.. Flippy ki help karni padegi warna 2.0,1.0 roenge ki unke family jaisa tha flippy blah blah blah.. Orr jaruri bhi hai help karna, pata toh chale kon humse uppar udd raha hai.. Ussi bahaane main Turkey aajaaunga wahaan milunga tumse fir continue karenge..


J-Ok boss..


Main-Nikalo ab.. Abeer aata hoga... Dhyaan rahe.. Galati nahi caahiye.. Kitana important hai ye task mere liye pata haina??


J-Yeah boss... Don't worry.


Ye bolke woh sab jukhe mere saamne and nikal gaye wahaan se.. Good.. Everything is going great.. That's what I need..


Continued...

Mast update bro

 

[Gagansarai]

Ye Sala magolia me Kya hai itna important Jo 3:0 ne apni best team beji hai

3:0 ki Maya wo hi Jane

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Zabardast update

 

[Ytmovies712]

Ye banda 3.0 raato raat me sanjay ka game baja sakta tha but Sanjay Das ko 3.0 consider bhi nhi karta

 

[Rajesh]

Update-391(J) ​

391


Main-Sab clear hai ??


Rashi-Haan but meri information se agar tumhari kamjori dhund lee unhone fir??


Main-Hahahahaha.. Nice Joke.. Meri Koi Kamjori nahi hai..


Rashi-So tumhara Motive Sanjay Das ko maarna hai??


Main-Who the fuck is Sanjay Das?? Ye kon hai??


Rashi-You know.. Sanjay. Underworld ka Don.. Jisase tum , I mean tumhara dusara version fight kar raha tha..


Main-Oh acha.. Fuck no.. Woh hai kon mere saamne?? Do kodi ka kutta hai woh... Sanjay?? Who gives a fuck about Sanjay.. Fuck Sanjay.. Mere motive naa jaano toh behtar hai tumhare liye.. Main toh jaanta bhi nahi usse..


Rashi-But tumhe ye bhi nahi pata woh hai kon??jabki AP ka only target Sanjay he hai..


Main-Agar uska naam yaad karwana padd raha hai tumhe mujhe iska matlab woh exist he nahi karta mere liye. Mera dimag befaltu information automatically delete kardeta hai jiss wajah se mujhe yaadasht k issues hotey hain.. Toh woh Sanjay ussi befaltu information mein hai..


Rashi-Y. Y. you are INSANE..


Main-I know Rashi ji I'll take your leave now.. Pray karna tumhare bhagwaan se ki doobara mujhse mulakaat naa karni padde tumhe.. Sab sahi karna..


Rashi-O.. Ok..


Main-Goodbye..


Ye bolke main khadda hua wahaan se and bahaar aaya , apni gaadi mein baitha and seedha haweli waapis aaya or apne room mein jaake baith gaya .. Rest or keval rest yahi karne waala tha main apne task k alawa dusari kissi jagah par ek second bhi dimaag nahi lagaana mujhe not at all.. Subah se shyaam hogayi or Shyaam 6 baje mera phone baja jo new number tha J he ho shakta hai..


J-Boss.. We are here..


Main-Maine kal ek factory mein kand kiya tha uske piche aake mill 15 minutes mein..


J-Got you boss..


Call disconnected..


Main niche aaya toh Meenu or Babhi he they niche , unko evening walk ka bolke main gaadi leke bahaar nikala and ussi factory k piche pohancha jahaan se kal maine ladkiyon ko bachaaya tha.. Andherra hona suru hogaya tha even ho he gaya tha andherra,yahaan durr durr takk koi shaks nahi tha,main apni gaadi mein he baitha tha ki ek or gaadi wahaan aake rukki main niche uttara orr saamne waali gaadi mein se 6 shaks niche uttare 4 male 2 female ye thi meri team niche uttarte he woh mere saamne jukh k niche baith gaye..


Main-At ease..


J-Its good to see you again boss..


Main-Yeah it's been a Long time..


J-Yep.. Woh Jagat ki family k bodyguard bane they tab mile they humlog..


Main-Yeah jahaan maine tumhaara plan flop kiya tha Jagat ko maarne ka..


J-Aap kuch bhi kar shaktey ho boss.. What's happening ??


Main-Bahot kuch bahot kaam hain tumlogon se. Underworld mein aag lagi hai..


J-Woh toh humne he lagaai hai boss..


Main-Woh nahi VIP's waali aag toh thandi ho rahi hai abhi naya kuch chal raha hai or ye chalta raha toh ye mere plan k bichmein aa shakta hai, issliye roukana padega...


J-Ok boss.. Toh pohanchein Humlog wahaan??


Main-Nahi , pehle yahaan kaam hai mujhe..


J-Yahaan kya karna hai boss??


Main-So.. Fuck.. Bhull gaya main.. Arrey kal maine yahaan ek bande ko maara tha.. Usstime 1.0 jyaada active tha.. Kon tha woh shaks??


J-Patrick boss.. News par chaaye hue ho aap..


Main-Yeah Patrick.. So uske marrne se pehle uska phone baja maine uthaya tha or saamne Patrick ka koi boss tha ..Naam yaad nahi hai mereko.. Bhenchod ye yaadasth ka kuch karna padega..


J-Vilas Singh hai Patrick ka boss toh..


Main-Yahi..yahi..Vilas..So usne mujhe dhamki di, mujhe.. Can you imagine?? Woh bhi jaan se maardene ki.. And tujhe pata hai mujhe koi dhamki nahi deta.. Nooo.. I hate it jab log mujhe dhamki detey hain.. I hate it.. Mujhe nahi passand when people make me think about them.. Mere mind mein fansa rahega ye, obviously mera kuch kar nahi shakta woh jo bhi hai but you know awkward lagta hai, ab mera mind kahin naa kahin usko khatam karne ka plan background mein banata he rahega jabtak woh jinda hai or main nahi caahta mera mind uspe 0.00000001% time bhi waste kare..


J-Boss.. Vilas singh ek bahot bada underworld don hai Bahot he jyaada bada.. Pichle 30-35 saal se Crime world ko rule kar raha hai boss woh.. Bahot badi cheej hai woh.. Saikadon log hain uske piche Or itana jyaada experience.. Or usne dhamki 1.0 ko di hogi boss apne ko kya matlab..


Main-Noo.. Unfortunately for him dhamki mujhe di usne ,maine pucha bhi usase ki mujhe kyun?? But dhamki deta he gaya woh..


J-Boss.. Ignore him.. Humaara kya matlab usase.. Befaltu mein itane bade gangster ko kyun target karna time kahaan hai uske liye humaare pass..


Main-Exactly time kahaan hai humaare pass issliye jaldi se dhundke dey usko.. Or haan weapons indian use karna jo license se mill jaaein sab same weapons he use karna.. Don't use foreign weapons..


J-Boss please samjho..


Main-Jaldi haan?? Find him ASAP.. Bye.. Shardi lag rahi hai mujhe..


J-As you say boss..


Main-Jinda caahiye..


Continued..

Nice update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-392(The Massacre) ​

392


J ko orders deke main waapis gaadi mein baitha and waapis haweli aaya, dinner ka wait kiya and Dinner karke waapis apne room ki taraf aaya Dinner k time kuch family conversation hui jiske liye mujhe 1.0 ko force karke bahaar laana padda..


Kaise?? Actually ye bhi meri power hai main jab caahun jaise caahun 1.0 o le 2.0 ko use kar shakta hun or unhe pata bhi nahi chalega maine unka use kiya.. Hypnotise karke ek hissab se.. Weird?? Right ?? I know..


Khair After Dinner main Room mein aake baitha he tha ki Abeer or Ami aagaye wahaan..


Abeer-Kya socha??


Main-Kiska??


Abeer-Flippy ka be.. Or kiska..


Main-Under construction hai Plan filhaal.. Give me some time..


Abeer-Tujhe itana time kabse lagne laga?? Tu kar kya raha hai khaali time mein??


Main-Dont worry aaj bahot badhiya kaam karunga tum sabke liye.. 1.0 ki jagah aaya hun toh uska kaam bhi toh karun..


Abeer-Matlab??


Main-Arrey dekhlena.. Kuch galat nahi karunga.. Jaa ab sone dey..


Abeer-Ok.. Aise he shant bana rehna please..


Main-Sure..


Unke jaane k baad main aaram se sogaya, meri nind khulli mere phone k bajne se.. 12:15 baje they raat k or phone J ka tha..


Main-Bol..


J-Milgaya Boss tumhara Vilas Singh... Yahaan tumhare aas pass he hai Patrick ne jo order incomplete chhod diya tha uski bharpaai karne aaya hai bahot bada nuksaan hua hai inka.. Behissab security hai iske sath.. 50-60 guards hain automatic weapons k sath.. Tumhari City se just bahaar highway se uttarke jo jungle waala area haina wahaan ek abandoned factory mein hain woh log.. Humlog yahin kahi hain..


Main-Nice.. Main aaraha hun 25 minutes mein tabtak saara kachra saaf karke usse pakkado...


J-Thoda time toh do boss.. 25 minutes , plan bhi banana padega. Bahot jyaada log hain boss..


Main-J Tu 25 minutes mein ye sab 5 baar kar shakta hai.. I am coming make sure mere aane k baad koi shorr sharaaba na ho.. Make it quick..


J-As you say boss..


Call disconnected..


Main utha jacket pehani shoes pehne and dabe paon niche aaya and bahaar aake garrage mein guard ko jagaaya and chup chaap gaadi leke nikala .. Location durr thi city se bahaar he thi 30 minutes lage mujhe ..highway se niche uttara main and aage kache raaste par drive kiya and finally factory k saamne pohancha basically abandoned factory thi ye bahot badi aadhi buildings toh tutti hui thi but still kaafi kuch bacha tha. Khair main gaadi se niche uttara toh wahaan se suru hui dead bodies ,chaaron taraf bodies he bodies paddi thi main factory k andar ghussa toh wahaan toh orr jyaada bura haal tha niche bus khoon Or laashein paddi thi bahot he bhayanak manjar tha.. Pair rakhne ki jagah bhi nahi thi bhenchod.. Ab wahaan saamne J or baaki team thi unhone uss shaks ko ek chair par baitha rakha tha kya naam tha uska.. Vilas.. Bc.. Vilas.. Uski pith meri taraf thi or uske sath ek or ladki ko bhi baitha rakha tha.. Ye kon bhenchod..


Vilas-Speak... Gunge ho kya God damn it.. Kon ho tumlog... Tum jaante ho kon hun main??


J-58 log maardiye tere.. Bina jaane thodi maarenge dadu.. Common sense use karo thodi..


Ladki-Who the fuck are you guys??


Vilas-Kiske aadmi ho tum?? Yahaan k toh nahi lagte.. 7-8 minutes mein tumne meri puri foujj khatam Kardi, or tum mein se kissi ko kharonch takk nahi aai..its not possible..Koi aam log nahi ho tum..


J-7-8 minutes toh jyaada lag gaye, kai din baad field mein uttare issliye warna 7-8 minutes mein toh isase triple log maar dein hum..


Vilas-Kiske liye kaam karte ho tum??


J-Don't worry boss aa he gaye hain.. Yelo..


Ye sun woh mudda or mujhe dekh uski gand fatt gayi..


Vilas-T. t. T. tum.. Tum... Yee.. Ye... Ye.


Main-Yeah ye mere log hain..


Vilas-t. T. r. Tuu... Tu..


Main-Haan haan.. Main koi aam shaks nahi hun.. I know.. I know...


Vilas-Kya.. Kya hai tu??kon hai tu??


Main-Ohh uncle bahot kuch hun main.. Bahot kuch.. Ye Madam kon hai..


J-Ye hai Boss Siya.. Iski Right hand..


Main-Siya.. Kya chutiya naam hai.. Isko kyun rakha??..


J-Mujhe kya pata boss mujhe laga isko bhi pata hoga kuch.. Iski beti jaisi hai ye..


Main-Kya pata hoga be.. Mujhe thodi kuch pata karna hai..


J-I dont know boss aapko kab kya karna pad jaae.. Issliye jinda rakha..


Main-Naa.. Nahi caahiye..


Vilas-Mujhe pata tha. ...mujhe pata tha...ki koi normal ladka yun he humaare hajaaron logon ko nahi maar shakta pehle Namit ko khatam kiya fir pankaj ko ..


Main-Or ab tujhe.


Vilas- Naa keval unko khatam kiya balki inki gang inke business inka khouff sab khatam kardiya tune. Koi normal ladka itana sab nahi kar shakta.. Maine bola tha Sanjay ko ki tujhmein kuch toh hai but nahi suni usne meri...


Main-Koi naa sunlega uppar jaake sunlega..


Vilas-t.t.ty Tu..Tu hai kya ??


Main-Marrta marrta kya karega be jaan ke..


Vilas-Please tell me..kill me after.. I am not scared of death..


Main-Good..


Vilas-Tell me..


Woh Chilaaya..


Main-Chill yaar itana jorse kyun bol raha hai.. I hate loud voices,aise matt kar.. Main actually bahot kuch hun.. Obviously tujhe underworld ka toh kaafi kuch pata he hoga.. Real underworld ka..


Vilas-Tu kya jaanta hai Underworld k baare mein??


Main-Jaanta nahi hun main.. Main part hun uss underworld kaa..


Vilas-Ofcourse.. I knew it ki tu normal nahi hai..


Main-Wahaan Ek post hoti hai usse bhi jaanta hoga tu.. It's Called The Merchant Of Death.. That's me..


Ye sunke uski gand fatt gayi..


Vilas-Impossible.. Impossible..


Main-Ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai.. Ek time par toh Main Serpent Tha ... The Serpent Of underworld..


Ispe Vilas kuch nahi bola bus munh faade khada he rehgaya ,freeze ho gaya maano.


Main-Marr gaya kya be??


Vilas-Tu sach bol raha hai.. Oh my god tu sach bol raha hai.. Tu MOD hai?! Se.. e. eseerrpent.. Serpent hai tu.. Seee.... Ser.. Pent.. Of course humein harra raha hai tu.. Of course.. Haraaega he.. Tu sachi mein bhagwaan hai iss field ka.. Oh my god. It all makes sense..ttt.tu toh.. Tuu toh jeet jaaega Sanjay se.. Oh my god..


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Bahut hi shandaar update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-393(Memory Fucked??) ​

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Main-Woh chhod be budhe bawligand.. Mujhe dhamki kyun di tune?? Phone pe kal.. Madarchod Maine kya bigaada tera??


Vilas-What do you mean?? Tumne mere bete jaise Patrick ko maar diya mera sab khatam kardiya..


Main-Maine thodi kiya be . Main toh.. I mean.. Ab kaise samjhaaun tujhe.. Maine kuch nahi kiya..


Vilas-Tune Dino or Mick ko mara..Anthony ko maara tune Patrick ko maara..


Main-Abe Patrick toh kal tha. Ye Anthony kon Dino Kon Mick kon Bhenchod??


J-Ye iske khaas log boss.. 1.0 ne maara..


Main-Oh.. I see.. I see.. Abe fir mujhe dhamki kyun di tune??


J-Boss usse thodi pata hai 1.0 kya hai?? Kiya toh aapne he hai..


Main-Maine kahaan kiya hai...


J-Boss.. Chhodo.. Isne dhamki di khatam karo isko..


Main-Arrey bataaye toh sahi isne mujhe dhamki di kyun..


J-Chhodo naa.. Kya karoge jaanke.. Koi aa waa jaaega leave it.. Itana safaai se kaam kiya hai finish karo..


Main- Ye ladki kon hai??


Siya-Fuck you...


Main-What the fuck...? Fuck me?? Bawligand aurat..Maine kya kiya Tera bhenchod??


J-Boss.. Wake up abhi toh bataaya Siya.. Iski Right hand.. Barabar ki hakkdaar hai iske kaale dhando mein..


Main-Ohh..haan.. Sorry.. Isko toh maar iska kya kaam..


Vilas-Nooo,.... Noooo.. Kill me.. Usse chhod do.. Woh mere bina kuch nahi kar paaegi.. Isko chhod do main tumhe information dedunga kaafi important.. Even Sanjay ko leke bhi..


Main-Bhenchod ab Ye Sanjay kon..?


J-Boss oh my god.. Itana jaldi information delete karna bandh karo boss.. Sanjay Das.. Underworld Don ,inka Boss.. 1.0 ka dushman.. Itana bhi befaltu shaks nahi hai woh jo usko baar baar delete karo bahot bada don hai boss woh usko delete karna bandh karo.


Main-Meri khopadi ko samjha ye sab..


Vilas-You.. You are.. Mad.. What's wrong with you?? Tu.. Tu Psycho hai..


Main-Yeah kind of.. Tu chhod be bol naa dhamki kyun deraha tha kal? Ab bol...


Ladki-Are you fucking stupid?? You destroyed everything we worked for .. You killed everyone associated with us.. Or kisko dhamki denge..


Main-Tu kyun bol rahi hai?? Tu bhenchod hai kon.??. Ye kon haibe J ??


J-Oh for fuck's shake boss.. Fucking hell..


Ye bolke J ne apni pistol nikaali or uss ladki ki khopadi kholdi.. Gun par silencer laga tha toh awaaj takk naa hui.. Vilas almost coma mein chala gaya, bus munh or ankhein faade uss ladki ki body ko he dekhta reh gaya..


J-Ye koi nahi hai boss.. Ok?? Ye Vilas hai.. Isne aapko dhamki di thi.. Kya karna hai iska??


Main-Oh.. Haan Siya.. Sorry thoda misplace hogaya tha.. Good.. Iski Right Hand thi toh marrna he tha.. Anywayys..


J-Iska kya karein boss??


Main-Kya karega be.. Maar dey..


J-Aapko nahi maarna??


Main-Oh naa.. Naa naa.. Main Violence se durr hun.. Tu he maar..


J-Satisfaction nahi caahiye ??


Main-Caahiye naa.. Satisfaction toh jarur caahiye bahot saara caahiye. Lekin chhod.. Gand naa marrwaani Satisfaction k chakkar mein..


J-Sochlo..


Main-Maar naa bhosdk.. Iss ek ko maarke thodi satisfaction milega be.. Isko maarke aag lagegi or fir orr shikaar dhundaney padenge or tumhaare alawa bacha kon hai yahaan.. Dekhle tumhe thokdunga fir??


J-Nevermind.. Nahi dena satisfaction..


Vilas-Youuuu....


Vilas meri taraf douda but again J ne uski khopadi kholdi..


Main-Good.. Good Job Guys.. Good Job.. Tareef karna bhull gaya main tumhari.. Entity waala task bhi bahot badhiya kiya tumlogon ne.. Great job..


J-Aapke liye kuch bhi boss..


Main-Nice..


Maine Abeer ko call kiya usne kaafi derr mein uthaaya..


Abeer-Kya haibe Sonedena..


Main-Sota he rahiyo bawligand Maine kand kardiya idhar.. Sun chup chaap Ami ko leke pohanch yahaan address bhej raha hun main.. Sawaal nahi.. Jaldi.. Chup chaap aa..


Call disconnected..


Main-Ok 30 minutes mein aajaaenge wohlog tabtak nikalna hai tumhe.. Konsi guns use ki hain??


J-Pistols boss local.. Jaisa aapne kahaa tha.. Sabne same use ki..


Main-Saari pistols mujhe dedo..


Unhone weapons di mujhe..


J-Ab boss?? Aage??


Main- "Kivy" kahaan hai??


J-Woh toh Turkey mein he hogi boss.. Or kahaan jaaegi.. Jahaan bheja hai aapne.


Main-Toh Kivy ko bolo ki kaam suru kare jo usse karna hai karne dena.. Tumlog Pehle Mongolia jaao wahaan waala task finish karo uske baad Kivy se milo and kya updates hain batao mujhe..


J-MOngolia jaaein pehle??Unko Maarna hai??


Main-Oh yeah.. Pure khaandaan ko.. Koi bachna nahi caahiye.. Kahin baad mein badla lene aaye koi, ye headache naa caahiye mujhe..


J-Ok boss..


Main-Kivy ko sab samjha dena.. Galati nahi caahiye..


J-Meri kahaan sunti hai boss woh aapki chamchi hai aapki sunegi..


Main-Toh bolna mera order hai direct.. Koi bakwaas baaji nahi caahiye mujhe.. Be Serious.. Otherwise main serious hojaaunga..


J-Also boss Flippy kaa pata chala mujhe.. Fucking hell.. Ye kon aagaya.. Ye toh humse bhi uppar kaa aaya koi..


Main-Exactly.. Humse uppar kon paida hogaya?? Usse khatam karna padega.. Humse uppar toh hawa bhi nahi behati..


J-Headquarters jaaoge??


Main-Jaana padega.. Flippy ki help karni padegi warna 2.0,1.0 roenge ki unke family jaisa tha flippy blah blah blah.. Orr jaruri bhi hai help karna, pata toh chale kon humse uppar udd raha hai.. Ussi bahaane main Turkey aajaaunga wahaan milunga tumse fir continue karenge..


J-Ok boss..


Main-Nikalo ab.. Abeer aata hoga... Dhyaan rahe.. Galati nahi caahiye.. Kitana important hai ye task mere liye pata haina??


J-Yeah boss... Don't worry.


Ye bolke woh sab jukhe mere saamne and nikal gaye wahaan se.. Good.. Everything is going great.. That's what I need..


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