Update-395(NCB)
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Raatko Kand karke main sabkuch Abeer pe chhodke sogaya and as expected nind bahot he badhiya aai.. Bahot he jyaada badhiya.. Lekin iss bahot he badhiya nind ki gand maari mere phone ne.. Main utha toh Phone par likha aaraha tha "Shruti Sandhu NCB" .. Ab bhenchod ye kon hai.. Shruti..
Maine phone nahi uthaaya kyunki bc mujhe pata he nahi tha ye hai kon..But NCB ka matlab Narcotics Control Bureau iska matlab jo bhi hai ye important hai . Ab main pehle toh fresh hua and then baitha Or dimag par jorr daala Or search kiya .. Tab aaya Saamne.. Shruti Sandhu bhenchod 1.0 ki dushman hai kind of.. Shruti AP ki gand maarne ko ghumti rehti hai kyunki AP ne iski Or iski team ki bahot gand maari hai or filhaal isne kuch din pehle AP ko arrest kiya tha kind of jo tikka nahi or isne bola tha ki ye usko chhodegi nahi .. Chang ne kiya tha waise toh ye sab.. Or ye phone ussi situation se related hoga or important bhi kyunki 5 minutes mein 3 calls aachuke they uske.. Maine mere andar ka 1.0 jagaaya kyunki main nahi deal karne waala tha isase and fir uthaaya finally phone..
Shruti-Finally tumne phone uthaaya humlog andar aane he waale they..
Main-Andar?? Kahaan andar??
Shruti-Tumhari haweli k andar.. Actually mere pass ek warrant hai tumhare liye, don't worry arrest warrant nahi hai lekin tumhe humaare sath chalna hoga humaare kuch sawaal hain jinka jawaab dena hoga tumhe..
Main-Kaise sawaal??
Shruti-Wahi same situation jo woh log marre they rare pistol se..
Main-Uske jawaab de toh diye they Maine..
Shruti-Not really diye kahaan tumne, sab toh juth tha. Uss din humaare pass warrant nahi tha lekin aaj jarur hai.. Or tumhare guards humein andar nahi aane derahe ab yaa toh tum bahaar aao yaa main force bulwaa ke insabko arrest karun or fir tumhe jo main nahi caahti isme tumhari he beijjati hai kyunki fir media wagairaah involve honge isme.
Main-Sure.. I'm coming..
Call disconnected..
Bhenchod kya chutiya pange karta rehta haibe AP tu.. Bawligand.. Bhosdk.. Ab befaltu 2-3 ghante kharaab karegi ye.. Waise chala jaata hun bc kal itana bada kand karke khudko front page par Positively leke aaya hun main woh kuch din toh chale,toh ye chindi chor reason ki wajah se fir se negativity nahi caahiye..
Maine kapde change kiye and niche aaya.. Bhai Abeer Rishi Mangal sab busy they press etc mein itana bada kand kiya tha bc sambhaalne mein pura din lagne waala tha.. Ye Vilas toh sach mein bahot bada aadmi tha.. Niche bus Meenu he thi..
Meenu-Oho ho.. Hero sahaab aaye hain.. Subah se aaj bus tu he tu hai harr jagah..
Main-I know.. Badhiya kiya naa??
Meenu-Tu humesha badhiya he karta hai.. Abhi kahaan??
Main-Ek kaam se jaa raha hun aata hun kuch derr baad..
Meenu-Breakfast toh karle..
Main-Aake karta..
Ye bolke main bahaar aaya and lawn se hotey hue gate par aaya toh bahaar Shyaam kaka Or baaki guards they gate par or saamne Shruti and uske sath uske 2-3 sathi or they..
Main-Kya hua kaka??
Shyaam-Ye dekho na beta.. Humein dhamki derahi hai.. Isko bataao jarra kahaan khaddi hai.. SP hui toh kya yahaan toh DGP takk aake Salaam thokte hain woh bhi alag alag states k.. Badi aai SP waali.. Bade bade officers, businessman, ministers iss haweli k andar jaane se pehle sir jukha lete hain tu kya cheej hai..
Main-Chill kaka.. Main sambhaal lunga.. Bachi hai abhi.. Haan ji madam chaliye main aata hun aapke piche piche..
Shruti-Not really.. Tumhe humaare sath chal na hoga..
Main-Good.. Mujhe waise bhi drive karne ka mood nahi tha.. Let's go..
Ye bolke main unki gaadi ki front seat par baitha driver already baitha tha unka Shruti wagairaah piche baithe Or humlog nikale wahaan se..
Main-Haanji bataao..
Shruti-Yelijiye pehle toh.
Ye bolke usne woh kaagaj diya mujhe jispe yahi sab likha tha ki woh mujhe investigation purpose k liye bulaa rahi hai or mujhe uske sawaal k jawaab dene he padenge or jabtak investigation puri nahi ho jaati tabtak unki help karni padegi..
Ek second.. Ek second. Jabtak investigation puri nahi ho jaati??! Bhenchod.. Din lagenge isme??
Main-Ye investigation mein kitana time lagega?? Approximately..
Shruti-1-2 Weeks..
Main-Weeks?? Hafte ?? What the fuck are you guys even investigating?! Aisa kya investigation hai?? Orr inn 2 weeks mujhe daily aana jaana padega..
Shruti-Yes.. Daily humaare pass aake tumhe sign karne padenge ek din bhi sign nahi hue toh fir arrest warrant nikalega tumhare liye.. Jo tum nahi caahtey obviously..
Aji lund mera sign karega.. Hatt be 1.0...Nikal bhosdk 1.0 .. Yahaan mera he kaam hai.. Bhenchod itane din ghanta dunga inhe.. Mujhe laga kuch ghante mein waapis aajaaunga.. Fucking hell.. Ab inka ilaaj bhi karna padega ...
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