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Update-399(The Situation) 399
Mujhe headquarters jaana tha woh bhi aaj shyaam ko issliye Chang ko flight ready karne ka boldiya tha maine or sathmein kuch updates bhi lene ka boldiya tha ki kya situation hai currently wahaan..uske baad main apne room mein aagaya or rest liya and shyaam 4 baje main or Ami nikale humaare city ki ek private airfield k liye Abeer humein drop karne waala tha wahaan par or Chang And Claire already wahaan mojjud they.
Abeer-Dhyaan se be.. Bhosdk kahin 1-2 saal ki jail dedein.. Itane time mein toh yahaan gand marr jaaegi harr cheej ki..
Main-Abe chinta naa kar tu.. Jail lawda mera jaaega.
Abeer-Be safe.. Dhyaan rakhna.. Gharpe main sambhaal lunga tabtak.. Chal bye..
Humlog gaadi se uttare toh humara private jet khadda tha runway par Chang or Claire already andar baithey they humlog k aatey he flight hui ready take off k liye..
Main-Haan toh bata kya updates hain..
Chang-Jyaada kuch pata nahi kar paaya boss main.. But situation ye hai ki Master Flippy coma se bahaar aa chuke hain or obviously unhone tumhari demand ki hai.. Elders ne ek team banaai hai investigation k liye lekin Master Flippy ne saaf mana kardiya hai unki help karne se unhone saaf kaha hai ki agar koi investigation karega toh woh hai MOD yaani aap.. Elders iss baat se bahot naakhush hain unhone Jessica ko saaf keh diya hai ki investigation toh Edlers ki he team karegi kyunki Flippy ek leader tha Or Underworld ka ek bahot bada naam unpe attack matlab Elders ki authority par attack hua hai toh ye investigation elders ki team karegi or MOD kissi bhi haal mein iss situation mein nahi involve ho shakta kyunki obviously aap chhod chuke ho High Command ko or agar Jessica ya flippy aapko involve karte hain toh aapke sath sath unpar bhi strict action liya jaaega.. Issliye Jessica ne Flippy ko samjhaane ki bahot koshish ki lekin Flippy ne saaf mana kardiya koi bhi help karne se.. Dusari taraf Elders ki banaai team ne investigation suru kar di hai.. Or Elders ki banaai team ko kon lead kar raha hai pata hai??
Main-Mera Puraana Dushman Mika..
Chang-Wtf aapko kaise pata..
Main-Tere thobde se..
Chang-Fucking hell boss.. Aap darra rahe ho aise toh .itana bhi smart nahi hona caahiye..its getting creepy....
Claire-Agreed boss.Aap toh Bhagwaan hogaye ho pura.
Chang-So haan Mika Lead kar raha hai uss team ko..
Mika yaad hai?? Mika actually ROW ka ek agent hai koi chota mota nahi ek bahot he high post ka behatarin or khatarnaak agent or mera jaani dushman bhi pehle bhi bahot baar aachuka hai woh.. Mika meri jaan k piche padda tha suru mein lekin uske baad main MOD bangaya toh main usase senior hogaya issliye mera kuch nahi bigaad paaya woh but he still hates me... Mika beshak mera dushman hai lekin isme koi shakk nahi hai ki woh ek bhayanak agent hai or woh investigation mein puri jaan laga dega.।
Claire-Mika apna kya kar lega.. Aap se niche hai..
Main-Naa.. Naa. Niche tha.. Hai nahi.. Elders ne team banaai hai itana bada kand investigate karne k liye toh unhe behisaab powers di hongi or Mika ko leader banaaya hai uss team ka toh usko toh powers di he hongi yaani Mika humse uppar hoga temporarily....
Chang-Haan boss.. Mika filhaal temporarily humse uppar hai or humein jo bolega woh karna padega..Jo bhi ho boss Elders hates you.. .. Dekho naa aapka aana he ban kardiya headquarters mein fir aapke Jaani dushman Mika ko leader banaaya.. Obviously Mika one of the best agents hai underworld ka but usko yahaan special aapse nipatne k liye laaya gaya hai.. Elders ko bhi pata hai ki jaise he ye baat aapko pata chalegi ki Flippy par attack hua hai toh aap aaoge jarur issliye aapse nipatne k liye naa keval Mika lo leke aaye balki powers bhi di uskk.. unko bahot dikkat hai aapse
Main-Ofcourse be dikkat toh hongi he bhull matt main Serpent bananey k kitane close tha or Elders ki powers ko agar koi piche chhod shakta hai toh woh hai Serpent or ye elders ko bhi pata hai Emo inactive hai toh unhe usase khatra nahi hai unhe khatra hai mujhse, kahin main fir Serpent ban gaya toh unse uppar ho jaaunga main bahot uppar woh bhi.. Issliye woh mujhe durr he rakhna caahtey hain kyunki jitana jyaada main aise underworld k matters mein involve hounga utana jyaada active rahunga main Or jitana jyaada active rahunga utane jyaada chances hain mere SERPENT bananey k Or elders beshak kitane he ache log hon unhe Serpent ki post nahi caahiye.. Or abhi toh unhe moka milgaya , rules ka banaana milgaya ki main rules k hisaab se wahaan jaa he nahi shakta .. But dekhte hain.. Mujhe bhalla kon roukk paaya hai..
Chang-Exactly boss.. Or jahan takk baat karun Flippy ki toh mere source ne bataaya ki woh bahot darre hue hain..
Main-Bhosdk marrke bacha hai darrega toh..
Chang-Naa boss.. Flippy ko koi or he darr hai jo woh master Mogui takk ko filhaal nahi bata rahe unhone master Mogui ko bhi yahi kaha ki AP ko bulao tabhi woh bolenge kuch.. Kuch toh bada chal raha hai boss..
Main-Interesting.. Very Interesting.. Very very very interesting.. Ab toh jaake he pata chalega.. Humein bhi toh pata chale aisi kya khichdi pakk rahi hai jiski khusboo mujhe nahi aai..
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Update-400(I Am Back)400
Humlog Shyaam 6 baje Headquarters land hue maine apna mask lagaaya Chang ka contact humein airport par milne waala tha main Plane se uttara or ek lamba sans liya.. Fucking hell I missed this place... I Fucking Love This Place..
Main-Ye hawa mein jo nasha haina woh koi drugs nahi de shaktey mujhe..
Humlog bahaar aaye Chang k friend ne humein bataaya ki masters or Elders ki team sab hospital mein hain Flippy ko final baar samjhaane gaye hain woh log ki Elders ki banaai team ki help kare investigation mein unhe bataaye ki kya hua tha kya nahi,warna wohlog ko bina Flippy ki help k he investigation suru karni padegi.. Or Elders Punish jarur karenge Flippy ko..
Khair humlog hospital Pohanchey..
Main-Ami Claire tumlog bahaar he rukko.. Jaao ghar jaao.. Saaf safaai he karlo or kya karogi tumlog..
Ami-Thats so Misogynist of you boss..
Main-Fuck off..
Main or Chang hospital k andar aaye ..
Chang-304.. Uppar hai room..
Chang-Boss pakka koi plan haina aapke pass?? Gand naa marr jaaye..
Main-No plan.. Jail he toh hai bhosdk..
Chang-Kya baat kar rahe ho Boss.. 1 saal jail mein karenge kya..
Main-Chup kar bawligand..
Humlog uppar pohanchey Or uss room k saamne aaye , maine pehle gate se he andar kaa jaayja liya.. Andar Kai log mojjud they Master Norman Master Bovice Master Boe Rose Randy Sara Jessica Mika or uske sath 5 members or they jo uski team mein honge Uske alawa Doctor Niharika bhi thi woh sab log chairs par baithey they or unke saamne ek wheelchair par they Flippy. Mains Flippy ka cehra padha toh Chang sahi keh raha tha darr toh tha master k cehre par or woh darr moutt ka darr nahi tha woh kuch or he tha ..
Chang ne andar jaana caaha but maine usse bahaar he roka or chup rehne ka ishara kiya..
Boe-Master please ek baar inki baat toh sunlo.. Mika ko moka toh do investigation karne ka ..
Mika-Ji Master 48 ghante do mujhe agar main aapke attacker ko yahaan naa le aaya toh beshak mujhe hata dena yahaan se..
Flippy-Maine already aap sab ko ek sath or even alag alag bhi bata diya hai ki mujhe koi help nahi karni tumhe khud investigation karni hai toh karo. Main koi help nahi karunga..
Sara-Lekin kyun Master ?? What's the issue?? Aap kaho toh Elders se baat karke main iss team mein shaamil ho jaaun.. Fir toh trust karoge aap inhe??
Flippy-Baat trust ki nahi hai Beta..
Jessica-Toh kya baat hai Flippy?? Bataao toh humein.. You are behaving like a child.. Asia ki largest Syndicate k co leader par attack hua hai or ye koi choti moti baat nahi hai.. Itane din se humein wait tha tumhare honsh mein aane ka ,wohlog doobara attack karne ka wait kar rahe hain koi bhi jagah safe nahi hai. Woh tumtak pohanchein usase pehle humein untak pohanchana hoga.. Tum samjh kyun nahi rahe ye baat..
Flippy-Main sab samjh chuka hun honey.. Don't force me.. Mujhe koi help nahi karni..
Jessica-Oh for fucks shake.. Toh kya karein hath par hath rakh k baithey rahein ?? Kitani baar samjhaun tumhe.. Tumhara MOD nahi aane waala.. Humein chhod gaya tha woh.. Usse koi fikar nahi thi humari..
Flippy-Usne humein chhoda kyunki tumne usse majboor kiya.. Murderer bana diya tha usko tumne or prove karne chali thi ki usne sabko maara.. Or end mein kya mila?? Kuch nahi .. Usne kissi ko maara he nahi tha sab toh fake mod ka kaam tha.. Arrey kon hai woh bhull gayi agar usne kiya bhi hota woh sab toh bhi tum kuch nahi dhund paati.. Mod hai woh.. Usne humein nahi tumne usse chhoda.. Samjhi.. Woh mere liye jaan de bhi shakta hai or le bhi shakta hai..
Jessica-Kitane din hue tumpe attack hue?? Jaan de shakta hai toh kahaan hai tumhara Mod??
Main-Present Mam..
Ye bolke main andar enter hua or mujhe dekhte he wahaan maano time rukk gaya.. Sablog bus mujhe he ghurrte rahe or tabtak ghurrte he rahe jabtak main unke saamne naa aagaya.. Main Masters k saamne jhuka..
Norman-At ease..
Jessica-AP... AAA.. AAAPP.. tum yahaan kya kar rahe ho?? Are you stupid?? Elders ko pata chala naa ki tum yahaan aaye ho toh tumhare sath-2 Flippy ko bhi punishment denge wohlog.. We don't need you here..
Main-Thats rude..
Mika-Yeah.. Master Mod why are you here??Tum involve nahi ho shakte isme pata haina?? According to rules..
Main-Kisme involve nahi ho shakta..?? Kya bol rahe ho tum log.. Arrey.. Flippy Master.. What the hell.. Fucking hell aapko kya hua?? What the fuck happened.. Oh my god..
Mika-Dont play stupid games.. Tumhe pata hai kya chal raha hai yahaan..
Main-Aji ghanta kuch nahi pata mujhe toh kya chal raha hai.. Master Flippy kisne hath lagaaya aapko..
Mika-Nahi pata toh yahaan kya kar rahe ho??
Main-Bhosdk sawaal jawaab karta hai?? Kon hun main pata haina?? Yahin k yahin thok dunga maadarchod ko..
Jessica-Stop it.. Mika ko elders ne appoint kiya hai special powers k sath.. Woh equal hai tumhare..
Main-Oh God.. Sorry. Actually main toh yahaan apne treatment k liye aaya tha.. Niche pata chala ki Doctor Niharika uppar hain toh yahaan chala aaya.. Yahaan aaya toh kya dekh raha hun main... Ye sab kaise hogaya??
Mika-No.. No.. No.. Game matt khelo.. Guards.. Isko Prison leke jaao ,temporarily.. Elders jabtak confirm naa karlete ki tum sachmuch yahaan ilaaj k liye aaye ho tabtak tumhe prison mein rehna padega.. Abhi k abhi jaao yahaan se.. Main elders se contact karta hun..
Main-BC jail?? What the fuck..
Mika-Its an order.. Guards.. Leke jaao isko..
Main-Ok.. Ok.. But isko bhi sath lo be... Ye bhi toh mere sath aaya hai..
Mika-Isko ban nahi kiya gaya hai.. Tum akele jaaoge..
Main-fuck no.. Chang ko bhi jail bhejo..
Chang-Master Randy Fuck you...
Randy-What the hell.. Apne senior se badtameezi karte ho.. Guards isko bhi prison mein daal do..
Mika-oho ho... Funny.. Funny.. I know kya game khel rahe ho tumlog.. Don't worry elders ko sab bataane wala hun main.. Woh karenge deal tumse...
Main-Sure... Master Flippy Chinta nahi karne ka.. Don't even stress it.. I'll be back..
Flippy-I know you will be.. Chinta tujhe dekhte he durr hogayi meri..
Mika-Dialouges matt maaro MOD it's a very serious situation. Master Flippy ki jaan ko still khatra hai woh yahaan bhi safe hain..
Main-Master Flippy harr jagah safe hain . Jabtak main jinda hun tabtak khud bhagwaan bhi inko nahi bula shakte..
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Update-401(The Prison) 401
Ab technically mujhe prison bhejdiya gaya tha, temporarily he sahi but ye permanent bhi ho shakta hai, jo mujhe nahi chaahiye.. Main Or Chang guards k sath chale prison ki taraf..
Chang-Boss gand marr gayi ye toh.. Aapka Bimari ka bahaana banaake aane ka plan flop hogaya.
Main-Mere plans kabhi flop nahi hotey..
Chang-Jail toh jaa rahe hain boss or kya flop honge..
Main-Tu akela kam padega.. Hmm..
Chang-Matlab??
Main-Prison k andar.. Tu akela kam padega.. Bahot log hain andar.. Fight nahi kar paaega... Main karunga nahi toh tu akela rahega..
Chang-Lekin fight karni kisase hai boss?? 99% prisoners ki toh aapko dekhte he gand fatt jaaegi, prison k andar he andar saikdon log maar chuke ho aap.. Aapse bhalla kon panga lega..
Main-Humein lena hai Panga.. 18-21 bande ho shakte hain jinse panga lena hai, with basic equipments.. Chaaku churi rod etc.. Bol sambhaal lega??
Chang-Ek second.. Ek second lekin kyun?? Kya issue hai??
Main-Sambhaal lega??
Chang-Ek sath ya alag alag..
Main-2 groups mein.. 9-10 members ka ek group uske baad 10-11 ka ek group...
Chang-Haan.. Kind of..
Main-Dekhle main kissi ko hath bhi nahi lagaaunga..
Chang-Hmm..
Main-Fattu.. Oye Guard..
Guard-Ji Master..
Main-Ye ghar haina.. Isme 2 femails hain unko bhi prison leke chalna hai..
Guard-Kyun Master??
Main-Meri Marji be.. That's an order mere sath badtameeji kar rahi thi wohlog...
Guard-Sure Master as you say..
Main-Woh Dekh Woh rahi dono...
Maine Ami or Claire ki taraf ishara kiya or woh dono ko sath le liya guards ne..
Ami-Matlab boss koi plan nahi tha aapke pass??fucking hell..
Claire-Kitane Maheene ki mili ??
Chang-Abhi toh temporary hai lekin possible hai 1-2 saal milegi.. Elders khud involved hain..
Claire-Gand marr gayi matlab.. Kya yaar boss.Kitana waahiyaad khaana milta hai andar pata haina??.
Chang-Plan suno boss ka kya tha prison se bachne ka.. Ki inhe kuch pata he nahi hai yahaan kya chal raha hai ye toh apni bimari ka ilaaj karwaane aaye hain yahaan..
Ami-Waah.. Kya bakwass plan tha boss..
Chang-Mika ne sunte he prison bhej diya..
Claire-Ofcourse be bhejega he Prison..Kya sochke banaya tha boss??
Chang-Prison ka sochke banaya hoga...
Main-Naa.. Success ka sochke banaya tha..
Chang-Hua toh nahi successful??
Main-Ho jaaega..
Chang-Kaise hoga?? Sabko pata hai koi bimari nahi hai..
Main-Bimari Banwadenge..
Chang-Kon banaaega?? Senior doctor he bacha shakta hai.. Or.. Senior Doctor.. Oh.. Oh haan.. Fuck.. Senior Doctor Matlab Niharika Di..
Main-Bingo..
Chang-Hell No.. Niharika Di kabhi bhi juth nahi bolne waali..
Claire-Yeah facts.. Niharika Di kissi k liye bhi juth nahi bolti..
Main-Mere liye bolti hain. Or bolengi bhi...
Chang-Aapne pehle baat ki hai unse??
Main-Naa..
Chang-Fir kaise bolengi??
Main-Itana toh jaanta hun main unko.. Mika Elders ko complaint karega Elders bolenge usko ki jaake head doctor se baat karo or confirm karo ki sachmein koi bimari hai bhi yaa nahi.. Mika fir Niharika Di se baat karega or woh bataaengi usko ki main bimar hun.. Bus tabtak k liye jail jaana hoga..
Chang-Firtoh boss aap ye wahin sabke saamne clear karwa detey Niharika di bhi toh wahin thi.. Fir Jail jaana he nahi padta..
Main-Wahi toh nahi chahiye tha , jail he toh jaana hai... Jarur jaana hai..
Chang-Lekin Kyun??
Main-Ssshhhh! Itane sawaal ache nahi lagte mujhe..
Humlog prison pohanchey wahaan mera alag he khouff hai jab main first time prison gaya tha tabhi maine andar sabki gand faad di thi .Ye Prison Asia ki sabse safe or important prison hai yahaan par bahot bade bade log bandh hain bahot jyaada bade..Andar ek prisoner hai jiska naam hai Joshua woh king hai prison ka bhaari dangerous aadmi hai woh or andar ek bhayanak badhiya cell mein rehta hai woh toh suru mein jab main prison gaya toh mujhe uski cell caahiye thi uske liye maine Joshua ko challenge kiya tha or uske bahot saare bande maar diye they usse bhi maar deta main lekin usase pehle mujhe jail se chhod diya gaya.. Uske bahot time baad jab woh Magnificent Seven waala case hua tha unhone headquarters par kabja karne k liye iss Prison mein helicopter crash kardiya tha or andar prisoners ko hathiyaar dediye they tab maine andar jaake saikdon prisoners ko maara tha literally saikdon ko tabse toh mera khouff behisaab badh gaya tha yahaan.. Log darrke maare mutt detey they literally.. Rahi baat Guards ki or warden ki toh unhe pata tha main MOD hun so mujhse panga lena unki aukaat se bahot jyaada bahaar tha..
Issliye main prison k andar enter hua toh maine apna phone etc submit karwa diya or meri checking unhone ki nahi , yahaan khud bhagwaan ko andar bina checking k nahi jaane dete lekin mujhe jaane diya . Piche Chang wagairah ki checking hoti rahi or main aage aagaya guards milte gaye or mere saamne jukhte gaye and finally pohancha main jail k courtyard mein jahaan kaafi prisoners they kuch Outdoor Gym mein they kuch basketball khel rahe they kuch football and kaafi log unhe dekh rahe they.. Ab jaise he unhone mujhe notice kiya wahaan sab rukk gaya Football Gym or Basketball sab bandh hogaya. Sablog bus apni apni jagah freeze hogaye maine ek lambi angadaai li or aage badha or mere aage badhte he wahaan mojjud sablog ulte pair apni apni cells ki taraf chal diye .. Wohlog koi normal log nahi they wohlog underworld k naami criminals, dealers, businessmen yaa gangsters even kuch clans k leaders bhi they or woh sab k sab apni -2 cells ki taraf chal diye bina rukke.. Ye tha mera Fear yahaanpe.।
Main ab ground mein aake ek bench par baitha tabtak Chang Ami or Claire bhi aagaye..
Claire-Aapka sahi hai boss naa checking na kuch or.. Mujhe toh woh saali guard ne nanga karliya.. Lesbian kahin ki..
Ami-Same..
Chang-Fun fact yahaan Keval aajtak Boss he hain jinhe bina checking andar aane diya jaata hai..
Main-Bore na karo.. Mujhe 2 shaks caahiye.. Unke sath 8-10 bandey per person honge one by one dono ko leke aao.. Dono jinda caahiye baaki koi marre i dont care..
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Super dhamakedar update BhaiUpdate-402(My Plans)
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Chang-Lekin boss kyun caahiye 2 shaks aapko batao toh kya khichadi pakk rahi hai.. Kya karna caah rahe ho aap.
Main-Chang you are really starting to piss me off, itane sawaal puch chuka hai tu. I swear tujhe bihcmein se faad dunga main doobara tune behuda sawaal kiya toh..
Chang-Sorry Bosss.. Sorry .. No problem.. Kon 2 log caahiye aapko bus ye bata do baaki hum dekhlenge..
Main-Thats my boy..Pehla Sougad Sigdel..Nepali Arms dealer hai.. Block C mein milega uske sath 6-7 bandey honge.. 10 minutes mein yahan leke aao usko.. Uske baad dusara hai Aijaj Khan.. Pakistani Hai bahot bada businessman hua karta tha High command k liye uske baad khudka ek gang banaake Pakistan ka bahot bada don bana or ab recently yahaan aaya hai..
Chang-Aijaj ko kon nahi jaanta boss.. Bahot bada Don hai Pakistan ka.. Uske Dushman ko humne he thoka tha tabhi woh itana uppar utha tha..
Main-Humne nahi Maine..Usse jaanta hai toh ye bhi jaanta hoga ki kitana khatarnaak banda hai woh uske sath 13-14 bande easily honge.. Koi chance nahi dena..
Chang-Ji boss..
Main-Asap..
Ye sunke Woh teeno nikal gaye or main aaram se bench par baithke aage ki planning karne laga.. Multiple situations ki planning karni thi mujhe. Pehle Flippy k Liye Dusara meri multiple situations k liye .. Badhiya time mila or main apne plans mein kho gaya .. Main khayaalon se bahaar aaya jab mere saamne Chang Ami or Claire aaye unke sath ek or shaks tha 40-42 age ka medium height or medium built sareer..
Main-Kya hua??
Chang-Ye hai boss Sougad Sigdel..
Main-Toh!?
Chang-Toh kya boss.. Aapne bulaaya tha isko..
Main-Maine??.. What the fuck are you talking about.??. Main kyun bulaunga isko.. ??
Main bench par se khadda hua toh khudko headquarters ki prison k andar paaya ..
Main-Bhenchod.. Yahaan kya kar rahe hain hum log??
Chang-Nasha karliya kya boss..
Maine apne dimag ko reverse mein doudaaya tab samjh aayi puri situation ki main yahaan kyun Or kaise tha..fuckkkkk..Bhenchod itani derr mein bhull gaya main.. Fucking hell.. Fucking hell.. This is getting insane..
Main-Kaisi thi meri acting??
Claire-Nashedi jaisi.. Isko Pakkado bahot akad kar raha tha do thappad mein center mein aagaya iske 3 bandey marr gaye boss or baaki 3 hospital gaye bach jaaenge.. Aijaj ko leke aatey hain hum log..
"Arrey aap kyun pareshan hotey ho madam Hum khud aagaye aapke pass"
Main left mudda toh ek or shaks khadda tha 50 k aas pass umar rahi hogi safe baal safed beard.. Lamba chouda banda tha.. Ye tha Aijaj khan.. Mere saamne aake jukha woh..
Aijaj-Maalik jaise he iss Naachij ko pata chala ki aapne mujhe yaad kiya hai , sunte he douda chala aaya main ..
Chang-Yelo boss.. Yetoh bina force k aagaya..
Aijaj-Kya baat karte ho Miya ,Maalik bulaayein Or nokar naa aaein , aisa bhi ho shakta hai bhalla..
Main-Good.. Chang tum log jaao mujhe akele mein kaam hai inse..
Ami-Akele mein?? What the fuck is happening boss..
Main-Go i said bitch.. Get the fuck away from me..
Ye sunte he woh teeno nikal gaye wahaan se or Aijaj or Sougad k saamne aaya main..
Main-Haan toh guys pehle he bata dun time nahi hai waste karne ko mere pass or agar tumhari wajah se mera time waste hua toh..
Sougad-Toh??
Aijaj-Arrey murkh aadmi bhonkana bandh kar.. Tujhe pata hai kiske saamne khadda hai tu.. Marrna hai toh jaake fansi khaale apni kothri mein.. Yahaan mujhe bhi kyun marwa raha hai.. MOD hain ye..
Ye sunke Sougad mujhse 4 kadam piche hatt gaya or bus munh faade ghurrne laga mujhe fir ekdum se honsh mein aaya or mere saamne jukh gaya..
Main-Tu soch bhi nahi shakta kitana lucky hai tu.. Khadda ho.. suno mujhe kuch bahot important sawaal puchne hain tum se or unke jawaab mein bus mujhe sach or keval sach caahiye.. Keval sach dusara option moutt he hai i promise..
Sougad-Ji.. Ji ..
Main-Samjhe naa?? Juth matlab moutt.. Ab suno ..
Main bolte bolte rukk gaya or Sougad ko ghurra..
Main-Abe bhag madarchod tujhe toh kuch pata he nahi hai..
Sougad-.. Nmujhe?? Mujhe??
Main-Haan tujhe bhosdk.. Bhag yahaan se..
Sougad-Kya nahi pata hai bhai mujhe??
Main-Jo mujhe puchna hai..
Sougad-Mujhe toh ye bhi nahi pata aapko puchna kya hai..
Main-Mujhe pata hai. Jaa nikal jaa.. Abhi k abhi..
Woh confused mujhe ghurrta hua ulte paon nikal gaya..
Aijaj-A. A. A. Apko kaise pata bhai ki usko kuch nahi pata??
Main-Waise he jaise mujhe pata hai ki mere sawaalon k jawaab tere pass hain.. Main logon ko padh leta hun Aijaj Miya uppar se niche takk.. Ab jawaab toh tu dega saare k saare.. Oh I love it ...hahahah..Mera toh aankh bandh karke chalaya gaya teer bhi nishaane par lagta hai...
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Headquarters me enter hote hi prison me bhej diya lekin ye 3.0 Bhaishab kuch bada karne wale hai jo banned hone par bhi aa gaye mast maza aane wala hai aage.
