Update-404(The Powers Of The Devil)
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Aijaj ko honsh mein aane mein he kuch minutes lage woh bus mujhe ghurrta he raha.. Finally uske munh se awaaj nikali..
Aijaj-A. A. A. aa. a. aisa th.. Aisa thodi hota hai bhai... Y. Y. Y. E.. Ye.. Kya.. ... Kaise??? How... Is this even possible.. Aaa.. Aap... Sachmein bhagwaan ho... I.. Ye... Toh.. Ho he nahi shakta tha.. Maine toh koi galati bhi nahi ki thi.. Sab perfect tha.. Lekin..
Main-Lekin mujhse bhalla kon bacha hai aajtak.. Bhosdk galati ki tune, Tu itana bada Don League k 4 chindi chor agents se arrest hogaya.. Aisa bhi ho shakta hai kya bhalla..
Aijaj-Noo... Nooo.. Ye kaise possible hai Bhai?? Main ache se jaanta hun aap kya kya kar Shaktey ho lekin ye. Ye.. Ye thodi hona chahiye.. How is this even fair??
Main-Koi naa beta. Life kahaan fair hoti hai.. Such is life.. Tu ab jaldi se decide kar.. Ab tujhe decide karna hai ki Tu Mujhe sab bataake uss killer ko apna dushman banaaega yaa fir mujhe naa bataake mujhe apna dushman banaaega.. Ohh damn bc.. Kya dangerous situation mein haibe tu.. Ek taraf Woh banda hai jisne impossible ko possible kardiya Or Asian Underworld k sabse bade Syndicate k Co Leader ko almost maar diya or dusari side hun main.. Well mera bio data tujhe pata he hai.. So the choice is all yours..
Aijaj-Bhai.. Please.. Try to understand..
Main-Main toh understand kar chuka Aijaj.. Ab tu kar understand.. Meri jagah aake dekh be.. Main ,The Fucking Merchant Of Death jiske naam maatarr se he tere jaise Don apni pant mein mutt detey hain.. Kaise bhull jaaun ye sab.. Tu khud bata..
Ab fansa Aijaj Dharam Sankat mein uske aage kuwa or piche khaai thi woh uss killer se bahot jyaada darr raha tha or darrna bhi chaahiye kyunki jisne itana bada kand kardiya woh isko kaise chhod dega.. Wahin dusari taraf tha main or ye mujhe achi tarah se jaanta tha ki main kon hun or maine kya kya kiya hai..
Aijaj-Bhai.. .w.w.wWoh maardega.. Meri family ko..
Main-Or tujhe lagta hai main unhe jinda chhod dunga?? Abe teri puri bloodline khatam kar dunga main raaton raat.. Samjha.. Tu bhull raha hai kya mujhe?? Itane din se off tha toh tu halke mein le raha hai mujhe?? Bhosdk.. Chal.. Matt bata bhosdk..Tere bina bataaye kya main pata nahi kar shakta?? Bhosdk tere bina bataaye tujhse saara sach pata kar shakta hun main teri aatma bhi bolegi mere saamne toh.. Bhosdk maine ye pata kar liya ki kya hua tha toh kya main ye pata nahi kar shakta ki kisne kiya ye sab.. Abe main logon k andar se sach nikaal leta hun unke bina bole he . Shaitaan hun main.. Shaitaan.. Literally.. I am the fucking Devil..
Maine uska sir apne dono hathon se kaske pakkada Or uski aankhon mein ghurra..
Main-Pehle toh tujhse saari details lunga fir tujhe yahaan k yahaan maarunga.. Fir next fligh se Pakistan jaaunga Pakistan mein kahaan hai tera beta??hmm
.Karachi??Naa..lahore ??oh Lahore..lahore hai tera beta.... Lahore airport k left yaa right??right mein hai interesting..right kitana??karim block ki side???naa..Wapda ???ohh haan wapda..Airport se Wapda Town jaaunga wahaan tera beta Or uski biwi milenge unko maarunga.. Fir Teri biwi kahaan hai??ussi k aas pass??behan bhi??interesting..Wapda k aas pass??hmmm ohh haan Ali Town??yess..Ali Town...Wahaan jaaunga wahaan teri biwi Or behen milenge fir unko maarunga.. Uske baad he aage investigate karunga bhosdk pehle tera he ilaaj karunga..
Aijaj ko maine chhoda toh uske ghutne jawaab de gaye woh niche girra Or niche girrte he safed padd gaya..Woh literally kaanpne laga... Maano heart attack aaraha ho usse..
Main-Haan.. Ye sab maine yahaan baithe baithe he pata kiya hai woh bhi keval tere cehre se.. Maadarchod.. Toh kya main ye nahi pata kar shakta kisne kiya ye sab?? Tune kitani mehnat ki apni family ko chipaane ki lekin mujhe 5 seconds lage unko dhundane mein.. Khadda ho.. Uth..
Maine usko uthaaya woh kaanpte hue he utha.. Firse uske sir ko apne dono hathon se pakkada maine..
Main-Matt bata.. Main karta hun pata...
Lekin abki baar usne pehle he jhatka deke khudko mujhse alag kiya..
Aijaj-Batata hun batata hun.. Sab batata hun.. Shaitaan.. Shaitaan.. Jinn.. Ho tum.. Shaitaan.. Tum Merchant Of Death Nahi ho.. Tum.. Tum kuch or ho.. Tt. t. tum sach mein shaitaan ho..
Main-Sahi pehchana... Ab dekh tujhe moka diya hai maine kyunki tujse purana hisaab hai mera warna itane moke nahi deta main.. Ek sans mein sab bakk dey jaldi se.. Don't waste my fucking time..
Aijaj-Lekin bhai.. Woh.. Maardega meri family ko..
Main-Jinda bachega tab naa maarega .. Bhosdk uska wajudd khatam kar dunga main.. I'll erase him from existence.. Bhosdk majaak thodi hai Shaitaan hun main..
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