Naik
Well-Known Member
- 21,750
- 77,787
- 258
Oh tow no 1 ki wapsi ho gayi badhiya hUpdate-469(I'm Back) 469
Humlog headquarters k liye nikal chuke they plane mein..
Main-Ok.. Guys utho..
Maine khud se kahaa.. I mean apne baaki versions se kaha..
Main-So bahot kuch acha hua mere liye or baaki sabke liye bhi obviously ab this is all thanks to you guys.. Toh main permission deta hun bahaar aane ki tumlogon ko mujhe baat karni hai tumse.. Come on..
1.0-Fucking hell.. Bhenchod... Matlab meri gand marrne waali hai tere jaate he..
Main-Oh bahot bure waali bahot bahot bahot bure waali.. Tu soch bhi nahi shaita..
1.0-Fuckk..bhai..kya kiya hai aisa??
Main-Kya karega jaanke.. Tere kaam ka kuch nahi hai..
1.0 - Ye 2.0 nahi aa paaya bahaar??
Main-Naa..bahaar hai but silent hai woh darra hua hai mujhse..
1.0-Kyun ??
Main-Kyun?? Gandu ne bakchodi ki mujhse.. Iski gand naa faad deta main.. Mujhse shyaanpatti.. Ab sunbe i know sun raha hai tu,tujhe kuch nahi karunga but mera ek kaam karna hai tujhe.. Thode din baad main tujhe jagaaunga or kuch din active rehke tujhe mera ek simple task handle karna hai..
1.0 -Isko kyun jagaana hai?? Main hun naa..
Main-Shut up karna tujhe he hai 2.0 bus oversee karega andar se.. So Task political hai dimag ka use karna hai power ka nahi.. Maarna marrna nahi hai strategic hai sab.. Or Tu karega woh kaam nahi kiya toh i swear tujhe permanently erase kardunga main.. I swear..
2.0-Ok..ok..by the way woh Psychiatrist ka kya..?
Main-Wahi toh bhosdk.. Ab aaya naa line par.. Kya karun bata?? Bhosdk flow flow mein meri gand maarta ghum raha tha tu pata hai tujhe ?? Gandu.. Bol naa chup kyun hai ab.. Bhosdk harr kissi k saamne kuch bhi bol dega matlab.. Ro matt ab karta hun uska bhi..
Ye bolke maine apna phone nikaala or uske pass ek lamba chouda message karke delete kardiya..
2.0-Thanks..
Main-Good.. Nikalo ab.. Final moments enjoy karne do mujhe..
Ye bolke main utha..
Main-(Chilaake) Hey.. Guys.. Guys.. Guys.. Suno sablog.. Sabse pehle toh you all did good.. Sabne apna kaam kiya .. Good job everyone. Humne impossible ko possible kardiya and kaafi kuch positive hua isme... Ye sab main kar toh leta tumhare bina bhi but tum they toh help hogayi and I'm thankful for that.. Again obviously main rude tha kissi ko yaa hurt kiya kissi ko toh sorry nahi bolunga because it is what it is.. Main aisa he hun.. Ab mera jaane ka time aagaya hai so main nikal raha hun.. It was nice while it lasted.. Now good bye kaafi time takk nahi aane waala main so koi problem create karo toh yaa khud kuch karna yaa 2.0 ko bolna.. Until Then PEACE...
Ye bolke main niche girr padda Or ye tha iss baar mera last word.. Ye abtak ka mera sabse successful trip raha and i loved it.. Ab aage konsa version kyun aata hai mujhe koi matlab nahi tha but mujhe pata tha 1.0 he aaega or uski haalat bahot buri hone waali hai ,bahot jyaada bimar hone waala hai woh... But again I don't give a fuck..
Ab meri aankh khulli toh maine khudko ek hospital mein paaya obviously headquarters ka hospital tha ye.. Or mere sareeer kaa harr hissa like majaak nahi harr ek hissa dard kar raha tha woh bhi buri tarah se.. Bahot buri tarah se.. Sabse jyaada sir dard kar raha tha mera.. Maine khadda hona caaha toh weakness itani thi ki bhenchod 8-10 minutes mujhe khadda hone mein he lag gayi or finally main khadda ho bhi gaya..
"You're weak"
Main-Fuck.. Darra diya Niharika di..
Niharika-Sorry..
Main-Weak.. Nahi super weak.. Yaar pure sareer kaa ek bhi hissa aisa nahi hai jo pain naa kar raha ho.. I'm fucked..
Niharika-Oh yeah.. 48+ ghante se behonsh ho tum.You're fucked.. Bad.. Bad...
Main-Aap bol rahe ho matlab kuch bura he hone waala hai..
Niha-Bahot bura. 3.0 itana time rehke gaya hai yaar obviously dikkat toh hogi he,bahot jyaada dikkat infact... Ye weakness, ya fever bada issue nahi hai ye toh 4-5 din mein theek bhi ho jaaenge main issue rahenge mind related.. Hallucinations, Headaches, Lack of sleep and Mood swings honge i mean gussa bahot aaaega bina baat ...
Main-Fucking hell.. Kabtak discharge karoge?? Ghar bhi jaana hai yaar..
Niharika-Abhi ho jaao Discharge ka issue nahi hai..
Main-Ok..
Niha-Medicine main de dungi but medicine se jyaada tumhare uppar hai theek hona, mind fresh rakhna apne emotions par control rakhna gussa bilkul matt karna or hallucinations par control rakhna.. Be Normal AP.. Just be Normal.. Be yourself.. Chhod dey kuch din ye hero giri.. Enjoy your life..
Main-Ok.. Ok..
Niha-Ok nahi AP bahot dhyaan rakhna padega , this is going to be a bad phase.. Akele matt rehna jitana ho shake utani koshish karna koi humesha sath ho.. Drive nahi karna weapons k pass nahi jaana ..
Main-Theek hai.. But.. Ek second aapko itani details kaise pata ??
Niha-3.0 message karke gaya tha mere pass jaane se pehle ki kya kya hoga tumhare sath or kaise theek hoga..
Main-Waah meri fikar bhi hai matlab saale ko.. Aisi he fikar hai toh meri aisi taisi kyun karke jaata hai..
Niha-I mean uske hath mein nahi hai aisi taisi karna woh aake jaaega toh automatically ho jaaegi aisi taisi.. Or remember iss baar toh jarurat thi uski..
Main-Yeah issliye he usko gaali nahi de raha main.. Bulaaya gaya tha iss baar usko.. But still kissi ko bhi kissi bhi wajah se bulaao end mein aisi taisi meri he hoti hai. 3.0 or 2.0 ka damage control ban gaya hun main..
Niha-I agree..
Main-Bhenchod meri jarurat kissi ko nahi hai..
Niha-Wrong, tumhari jarurat tumhari family ko haina or achi baat hai yahaan tumhari jarurat nahi hai.. Kya karoge yahaan waise bhi AP.. You hate this place.. Or remember tere bina 3.0 yaa 2.0 koi kuch bhi nahi hai.. You are the originator..
Main-Agreed.
Niha-Good..
Main -so main masters se mill leta hun fir nikalta hun..
Niharika- Sab yahin aarahe hain, maine bula liya tha sabko jab tu 10 minutes takk bed se uthne ki koshish kar raha tha.. Master Emo or Mogui Beijing gaye hain baaki sab yahi hain..
Main-Cool..
Itani he derr mein sabki entry hui wahaan.. Master Norman Bovice Boe Chloe Mam Flippy Jessica, Randy Sara Rose Chang Ami Claire or Daemon bhi.. Ek second.. Daemon..
Main-tu yahaan kaise be.. ? Dafukkk..
Daemon-Long story.. I'm back permanently though all thanks to you..
Main-Glad to hear that..
Norman-Looking Good there AP..
Main-Lelo maje master lelo..
Bovice-Ho jaaega theek sherr hai tu..
Main-Thanks Master..
Sara-How are you feeling??
Main-To be honest terrible.. I'm. Fucked..
Sara-We can understand.. You'll be fine soon though..
Main-I sure hope so..
Randy-Kaise bhai??
Main-Hath matt laga bhosdk dard hai..
Randy-Sorry.. Ohh i missed you bhai.. 3.0 Kuch bhi ho but he is a fucking bitch.. He is rude ,egoistic and always angry..
Chloe-Oh yeah..aisa lagta hai koi killing robot hai humaare sath.. But Tu Tu he hai..
Main-Chloe mam.. Aap bhi??
Chloe-Yeah.. Long story but all thanks to you..
Main-Im glad I could help.. Jo bhi help ki maine..
Ye sunke sablog hans pade.
Chang-We sure did missed you boss..
Ami-Glad you're back.
Main-Me too.. Me too...
Continued..
3.0 achche se maar ke gaya body ka ek ek Ang Dard me h
Baherhal sab log khush h 1 ki wapsi per
Jaane se pehle 3.0 ne apna plan Bata dia 1.0 or 2.0 ko ki kia kerna h
Ab pehle tow AP ko maheena bhar tow lagega theek hone me
Baherhal dekhte h aage kia hota h
Badhiya zabardast shaandar update