Update-488(Road To Recovery -1 )
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Main Or Amo Riya k ghar se raatko late haweli pohanchey orr andar aaye sablog aachuke they Delhi se or so rahe honge issliye hum dabe paon andar aaye or main niche sofa par he late gaya Ami ne mujhe tablets di and Maalish kari tube se jisase finally dard kam hua warna dance ne gand faad di thi boss. That was a terrible decision.. But it was lovely..
Main niche sofa par he sogaya kyunki ab seedhiyaan nahi chadhne waala tha main.
Subah meri aankh khulli chehal pehal se bhai or Babhi uth chuke they Rishi Mangal Meenu wohlog apne apne kaam mein lage they, or unko ignore karke main firse sogaya.. Ab doobara meri aankh khulli jaanwar ki awaaj se..
Abeer- Side hojaa be baithney dey naa..
Main- Bhaag jaa jaanwar..
Abeer- kam piya kar bc akela tha toh kya jee bharke peeyega..
Main- Fuck off..
Abeer- Tere room mein jaa naa bc.. Uppar baith jaaunga main..
Ye bolke woh mere pait k uppar baithne laga toh maine usse maara dhakka or woh dhakka meri gand faad gaya kyunki dhakka lagtey he jaanwar girra mere pair k uppar or bhai jaan halak mein aagayi, literally main gand faad chilaaya..
"fuckkkkkkk.... Hatttt bhenchooooooooo.... Fuckkkkk... "
Main bhayanak chilaaya itana jorr se ki jaanwar kuddke mujhse durr hua or bhai or Babhi jo mere side waale sofa par baithey they woh bhi chownk k khaddey hogaye.. Ab hua mera dimaag kharaab main utha jaanwar ko maarne k liye lekin bhenchod pair jawaab de gaya lekin maine wahaan rakhi table uthaani caahi lekin uthaane se pehle bhai ne pakkad lee woh table..
Deva- Kya hua?? Pagal hai kya??
Ab main waapis baitha sofa par baitha kya girr padda apna ghutna pakkad k bc. Gand fatt gayi thi subah subah woh bhi.. Meri khopdi heat kar gayi thi dard se.. Jaanwar ki gand fod deta main abhi k abhi.. Meri awaaj sun Sam Ravi Mangal Meenu sab wahaan aagaye they.. Chilaaya he aisa tha bc ki saari haweli gunjj uthi thi..
Babhi- Arrey hua kya??
Abeer- Naatak kar raha hai Babhi..
"nahi "
Ami ne aatey hue kaha..
Ami- Actually it's serious.. Kal raat bathroom mein fissal gaya tha ye jisase iska ghutna sink par laga or sink orr ghutna dono tutt gaye.. Raatko hospital gaye they hum toh Ligament Tear hai Medium and its bad..Proper rest bataaya hai doctor ne 7-8 din ka otherwise Permanent damage ho shakta hai jisase recovery impossible hai.. So yeah natak nahi he is messed up..
Babhi- What??? What ???
Babhi ne apna coffee ka mug side mein rakha Or mere pass aake baithi..
Babhi- Shittt AP.... Sujjj gaya hai pura ghutna.. Oh my god.. Kya karungi main tera.. Or Tu, tu kahin orr nahi baith shakta tha..
Abeer- Mm.mmmaain kya karta Babhi issne push kiya mujhe tabhi ghutne par gaya main.. Muj.. Mujhe thodi pata tha.
Deva- Uthaa isko doctor k pass chal..
Main- Naa.. Naa.. Doctor yahin aaega.. Injections lagne hain subah shyaam ..
Mangal- Bhai aise kaise??
Sam-Teri kismat jethalaal se bhi kharaab hai be..
Main- Puch matt bhai.. Fuckkk.. Ami woh lube leke aa toh subah subah maar diya be jaanwar teri kasam agar yahaan se bhaagta nahi naa tu toh yahin maarta Or itana maarta ki meri side mein tujhe letake rakhta..
Abeer- Sorry bhai... Mujhe thodi pata tha yaar..
Main- Aaj dikh naa jaaiyo..
Ami- Yelo babhi..
Ami ne babhi ko tube di or babhi ne maalish ki.. Bhenchod.. Gand he fatt gayi subah subah..
Deva- Kab aaega doctor??
Main- 8 baje ka bola tha..
Deva - 8 toh baj gaye.. Leke chalun?..
Main- Arrey nahi bhai aa jaaega.. Kuch khaas nahi hai..
Deva- Kuch khaas?? Tera pair tuttne waala tha almost Or kuch khaas nahi hai.. Yahi attitude haina tera tujhe aisi situations mein daalta hai.. Seriously kyun nahi leta kissi situation ko tu..
Main-Sorry bhai..
Ab bhai ki daant se mujhe bachaya Riya ne Or Doctor Sharma ne woh dono ek sath he andar aaye and meri jaan bachi..
Riya- Morning bhaiya morning babhi....
Deva-Morning Riya..
Babhi-Morning betu..baith..
Deva- Sharma ji kya situation hai??
Doctor-Bhai sahaab bahot kharaab situation hai i dont know issne kitana bataaya hai aaplogon ko yaa kitana nahi but this is serious.. Tear abhi medium hai lekin badh shakta hai or yahi haal raha toh badhega he badhega Or badh gaya naa toh fir recovery mein maheenon lag jaaenge Or fir bhi full recovery near impossible hogi.. Toh meri maano toh baandh do isko aise toh sunaney waala nahi hai ye..
Deva- Wahi toh..Tum samjhaati kyun nahi ho isko Riya.. Rojj ka hai iska..
Riya-S. s. sunta kahaan hai bhaiya ye...
Deva- Wahi toh problem hai.. Itani chutt de rakhi hai isko ki kissi ki nahi sunta.. Ye iski babhi ne sirr par chadha rakha hai..
Babhi- Maine?? Maine?? Sabse jyaada main he tokkti hun isko.. Aap sab ne chadha rakha hai isko.. Kahaan kaise kyun jaa raha hai koi nahi puchta.. Main he hun jo puch leti hun isase..
Deva-Subah bhi bataaya nahi ki chot lagi hai bola tabiyat kharaab hai aaplog jaake aao.. Ye kya baat hui..
Main- Important tha jaana bhai bata deta toh aaplog jaate nahi..
Deva- Tujhse jaruri thoda tha be..
Main- Relax bhai..
Deva- Dont tell me to relax.. Responsible ban Tu AP.. Abhi rakh k dunga ek..
Babhi- Dedetey toh responsible ban he jaata..
Deva- Haan toh tumne kyun nahi diya kabhi??
Main- Guys.. Guys.. Suno... Ye discussion baad mein kar lena doctor Sharma ko aage aane do bhayankar dard hai...
Maine baat ko taaltey hue kaha and thankfully plan kaamyaab hua or doctor Sharma ne dekha pair ko..
Doctor- Kal party se kab aaye??
Babhi- Party??
Doctor - Haan Babhi hospital se party mein jaana tha sahaabjaadey ko..
Main- Nahi gaya mere baap.. Ghar aagaya tha puchle Ami se.. Already fanse aadmi ko kyun marwa rahe ho doctor ho aap aapka kaam bachaana hai yaa maarna..
Doctor- Hath hata..
Main-Dard naa kar dena.. Kal rula diya tha aaj main hath chalaa dunga..
Mangal- Aise kaise chala dega pakkado toh bhai ek main pakkadta hun..
Doctor- It's bad AP.. Sujjan kal se kam nahi hui ulta badh gayi hai.. Kya kiya aisa??
Riya-Dance...
Main- Dance?? Majaak matt karo Riya ye Jaanwar baith gaya subah subah pair k uppar..
Doctor- It's not good.. Bhaisahaab koi farak nahi hai medicines ya injections ka admit he karna padega.. Tear increase hogaya lagta hai..
Deva-Shitt..
Main- Arrey suno doctor i know my body very well.. Aap injection lagaao Or shyaam takk wait karo shyaam takk farak naa dikhe toh fir hospital chalunga gladly main..
Doctor- Ok.. Fair enough..
Gand marr gayi bhenchod..
Continued..