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Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Gaurav1969

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Update was good as always... Pehla pyaar humesha special hota hai ye AP ne prove kar diya.... loved every bit of the two updates....Ami being a saviour saved the day for AP else he might cry..😆.Behno ko lagta hai ki wo bhai se chhupa leti hai kisi baat ko par unhe kon bataye in sab mamlo mein har khabar rehti hai bhaiyon ko ,Ajit ko pehle se hi pata tha...bhai ye Anna kaha chali gyi jara bhi jikra nahi kiya tadipaar ke baad wale meet ke baad.... foreign bhej diye kya? Anjali and team ka bhi utna jikra nahi hua maybe AP abhi break pe hai isi karan..... ab thoda centre ki politics bhi chala diyo mahoul pura shant kar diye ho guru...thoda bawal hungama to hona hi chahiye...
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Main Or Amo Riya k ghar se raatko late haweli pohanchey orr andar aaye sablog aachuke they Delhi se or so rahe honge issliye hum dabe paon andar aaye or main niche sofa par he late gaya Ami ne mujhe tablets di and Maalish kari tube se jisase finally dard kam hua warna dance ne gand faad di thi boss. That was a terrible decision.. But it was lovely..


Main niche sofa par he sogaya kyunki ab seedhiyaan nahi chadhne waala tha main.


Subah meri aankh khulli chehal pehal se bhai or Babhi uth chuke they Rishi Mangal Meenu wohlog apne apne kaam mein lage they, or unko ignore karke main firse sogaya.. Ab doobara meri aankh khulli jaanwar ki awaaj se..


Abeer- Side hojaa be baithney dey naa..


Main- Bhaag jaa jaanwar..


Abeer- kam piya kar bc akela tha toh kya jee bharke peeyega..


Main- Fuck off..


Abeer- Tere room mein jaa naa bc.. Uppar baith jaaunga main..


Ye bolke woh mere pait k uppar baithne laga toh maine usse maara dhakka or woh dhakka meri gand faad gaya kyunki dhakka lagtey he jaanwar girra mere pair k uppar or bhai jaan halak mein aagayi, literally main gand faad chilaaya..


"fuckkkkkkk.... Hatttt bhenchooooooooo.... Fuckkkkk... "


Main bhayanak chilaaya itana jorr se ki jaanwar kuddke mujhse durr hua or bhai or Babhi jo mere side waale sofa par baithey they woh bhi chownk k khaddey hogaye.. Ab hua mera dimaag kharaab main utha jaanwar ko maarne k liye lekin bhenchod pair jawaab de gaya lekin maine wahaan rakhi table uthaani caahi lekin uthaane se pehle bhai ne pakkad lee woh table..


Deva- Kya hua?? Pagal hai kya??


Ab main waapis baitha sofa par baitha kya girr padda apna ghutna pakkad k bc. Gand fatt gayi thi subah subah woh bhi.. Meri khopdi heat kar gayi thi dard se.. Jaanwar ki gand fod deta main abhi k abhi.. Meri awaaj sun Sam Ravi Mangal Meenu sab wahaan aagaye they.. Chilaaya he aisa tha bc ki saari haweli gunjj uthi thi..


Babhi- Arrey hua kya??


Abeer- Naatak kar raha hai Babhi..


"nahi "


Ami ne aatey hue kaha..


Ami- Actually it's serious.. Kal raat bathroom mein fissal gaya tha ye jisase iska ghutna sink par laga or sink orr ghutna dono tutt gaye.. Raatko hospital gaye they hum toh Ligament Tear hai Medium and its bad..Proper rest bataaya hai doctor ne 7-8 din ka otherwise Permanent damage ho shakta hai jisase recovery impossible hai.. So yeah natak nahi he is messed up..


Babhi- What??? What ???


Babhi ne apna coffee ka mug side mein rakha Or mere pass aake baithi..


Babhi- Shittt AP.... Sujjj gaya hai pura ghutna.. Oh my god.. Kya karungi main tera.. Or Tu, tu kahin orr nahi baith shakta tha..


Abeer- Mm.mmmaain kya karta Babhi issne push kiya mujhe tabhi ghutne par gaya main.. Muj.. Mujhe thodi pata tha.


Deva- Uthaa isko doctor k pass chal..


Main- Naa.. Naa.. Doctor yahin aaega.. Injections lagne hain subah shyaam ..


Mangal- Bhai aise kaise??


Sam-Teri kismat jethalaal se bhi kharaab hai be..


Main- Puch matt bhai.. Fuckkk.. Ami woh lube leke aa toh subah subah maar diya be jaanwar teri kasam agar yahaan se bhaagta nahi naa tu toh yahin maarta Or itana maarta ki meri side mein tujhe letake rakhta..


Abeer- Sorry bhai... Mujhe thodi pata tha yaar..


Main- Aaj dikh naa jaaiyo..


Ami- Yelo babhi..


Ami ne babhi ko tube di or babhi ne maalish ki.. Bhenchod.. Gand he fatt gayi subah subah..


Deva- Kab aaega doctor??


Main- 8 baje ka bola tha..


Deva - 8 toh baj gaye.. Leke chalun?..


Main- Arrey nahi bhai aa jaaega.. Kuch khaas nahi hai..


Deva- Kuch khaas?? Tera pair tuttne waala tha almost Or kuch khaas nahi hai.. Yahi attitude haina tera tujhe aisi situations mein daalta hai.. Seriously kyun nahi leta kissi situation ko tu..


Main-Sorry bhai..


Ab bhai ki daant se mujhe bachaya Riya ne Or Doctor Sharma ne woh dono ek sath he andar aaye and meri jaan bachi..


Riya- Morning bhaiya morning babhi....


Deva-Morning Riya..


Babhi-Morning betu..baith..


Deva- Sharma ji kya situation hai??


Doctor-Bhai sahaab bahot kharaab situation hai i dont know issne kitana bataaya hai aaplogon ko yaa kitana nahi but this is serious.. Tear abhi medium hai lekin badh shakta hai or yahi haal raha toh badhega he badhega Or badh gaya naa toh fir recovery mein maheenon lag jaaenge Or fir bhi full recovery near impossible hogi.. Toh meri maano toh baandh do isko aise toh sunaney waala nahi hai ye..


Deva- Wahi toh..Tum samjhaati kyun nahi ho isko Riya.. Rojj ka hai iska..


Riya-S. s. sunta kahaan hai bhaiya ye...


Deva- Wahi toh problem hai.. Itani chutt de rakhi hai isko ki kissi ki nahi sunta.. Ye iski babhi ne sirr par chadha rakha hai..


Babhi- Maine?? Maine?? Sabse jyaada main he tokkti hun isko.. Aap sab ne chadha rakha hai isko.. Kahaan kaise kyun jaa raha hai koi nahi puchta.. Main he hun jo puch leti hun isase..


Deva-Subah bhi bataaya nahi ki chot lagi hai bola tabiyat kharaab hai aaplog jaake aao.. Ye kya baat hui..


Main- Important tha jaana bhai bata deta toh aaplog jaate nahi..


Deva- Tujhse jaruri thoda tha be..


Main- Relax bhai..


Deva- Dont tell me to relax.. Responsible ban Tu AP.. Abhi rakh k dunga ek..


Babhi- Dedetey toh responsible ban he jaata..


Deva- Haan toh tumne kyun nahi diya kabhi??


Main- Guys.. Guys.. Suno... Ye discussion baad mein kar lena doctor Sharma ko aage aane do bhayankar dard hai...


Maine baat ko taaltey hue kaha and thankfully plan kaamyaab hua or doctor Sharma ne dekha pair ko..


Doctor- Kal party se kab aaye??


Babhi- Party??


Doctor - Haan Babhi hospital se party mein jaana tha sahaabjaadey ko..


Main- Nahi gaya mere baap.. Ghar aagaya tha puchle Ami se.. Already fanse aadmi ko kyun marwa rahe ho doctor ho aap aapka kaam bachaana hai yaa maarna..


Doctor- Hath hata..


Main-Dard naa kar dena.. Kal rula diya tha aaj main hath chalaa dunga..


Mangal- Aise kaise chala dega pakkado toh bhai ek main pakkadta hun..


Doctor- It's bad AP.. Sujjan kal se kam nahi hui ulta badh gayi hai.. Kya kiya aisa??


Riya-Dance...


Main- Dance?? Majaak matt karo Riya ye Jaanwar baith gaya subah subah pair k uppar..


Doctor- It's not good.. Bhaisahaab koi farak nahi hai medicines ya injections ka admit he karna padega.. Tear increase hogaya lagta hai..


Deva-Shitt..


Main- Arrey suno doctor i know my body very well.. Aap injection lagaao Or shyaam takk wait karo shyaam takk farak naa dikhe toh fir hospital chalunga gladly main..


Doctor- Ok.. Fair enough..


Gand marr gayi bhenchod..


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Ab doctor ne injection lagaaye ghutne mein jisase fir dard kam hua and woh gyaan dene laga or fir deadline dedi ki shyaak takk improvement nahi hui toh hospital admit hona padega.. And fir woh chala gaya.. Ab doctor k jaate he main nind kaa naatak karne laga kyunki warna toh bc bhayanak class lagne waali thi or unki baat sunaney ki meri himmat or mood dono nahi they.. Mujhe gussa aaraha tha bhayanak jo weird tha kyuki itana relax tha main recently toh itana gussa mujhe aana caahiye nahi.. Issliye Maine sone kaa natak kiya or kuch derr baad mujhe firse nind aa bhi gayi... Ab main figure out karne laga ki kya hua bc.. Gussa kyun aaya .. Isko figure out karna easy tha.. 2.0 ... Woh background mein active tha or gussa ussi ko aaya tha.. Or uska gussa aana laajmi tha kyunki uska mission , i mean 3.0 ka mission jo usko karna tha woh khatre mein daal diya tha Maine or 3.0 uski gand faad dega..


"Meri meri nahi maadarchod teri bhi gand faad dega woh.. "


Bhai sun.. Meri galti kya hai bata isme ? Hallucinations par mera control thodi hai..


"Bhosdk woh toh chalo hua so hua lag gayi.. Fir gandu Michael Jackson gand marrane ko bana.. Dance kar raha hai bhosdka.. Bawligand.. "


Sorry.. My bad.. Kuch kar bhai.. Aisa ho he nahi shakta ki bc 36 ghante ki injury k baad meri body mein recovery process chaalu naa ho.. Abtak toh aadha theek ho jaana tha ulta badh raha hai..


"Kyunki 3.0 ne help nahi ki teri.. Usko sabak sikhaana tha tujhe.. Body mein kahin bhi injury ho uski recovery process 3.0 he fast karta hai saari cells saari bones saare receptors saare vessels heart lungs dick etc sabke uppar uska control hai.."


Haan bhosdk pata hai mujhe ye sab.. Par kar kyun nahi raha woh.. Uska mission nahi karwaana kya usko..


"Uske mission mein time hai tabtak recovery karwa dega woh lekin usase pehle itana dard dega tujhe ki teri akal or gand dono theek ho jaaengi.. "


Acha bhosdk.. Mujhse game khelega ab.. Usko bol mujhe usase koi matlab nahi hai naa main uske sath cheating karta hun or na mera kuch bigaad shakta hai woh.. Issliye shyaana ban or help kar meri bhai.. Baadmein bhi karni he hai help toh lekin baadmein fir main kaam nahi karunga tumhara.. Gand marwaa lena fir apni.. Hospital mein admit kardiya naa mujhe toh samjh apni deal bhi khatam hogayi.. Usko samjha ki body ko apna kaam karne dey itana shyaana matt ban.. Main simple version hun mujhe tum dono se kuch matlab nahi hai naa he main tumhare kissi task k bichmein aata hun or naa he main tumhe problem deta hun jab tum dono active hote ho tab ,lekin aise mere sath game kheloge toh fir main bhi game khelunga or mera woh kuch kar bhi nahi shakta.. Main original hun bc.. Issliye shyaam takk theek kar warna hospital gaya toh fir main batata hun tumhe..


"Roo matt karta hun main baat.. Good Night. Uthna nahi. "


Good.. Bhenchod majaak samjh rahe hain bolo mujhe toh.. Aise thodi chalne dunga main.. Bc main bhugatun dard or ye mujhe sabak sikhaaenge ab.. Gand marrao apni.. Main samjh toh gaya tha ki bc itani derr pehle injury hui thi abtak toh recovery process suru ho jaani chahiye thi lekin nahi bc.. Game khel raha hai bolo.. Mere sath.. Maine kya bigaada hai..


Ab main sota he raha bichmein main bus lunch karne utha Or khaana khaake waapis sogaya.. Sone ka benefit ye tha ki meri body double speed se recover hogi agar main idle hun toh , yaani khaali padda hun toh usase meri body pura dum meri injury par lagaati hai.. Riya chali gayi thi because main so he raha tha toh woh kya karti.. Next mujhe uthaaya gaya dinner time doctor aaya tha waapis shyaam waale injections lagaane Or check karne ki recovery hui yaa nahi, agar nahi hui hai toh hospital leke jaane waala tha woh mujhe but mujhe bina dekhe pata tha ki subah se kaafi better thi meri knee or wahi doctor ne bola..


Doctor- Wow.. Kya lagaaya babhi?? Koi desi ilaaj kiya kya??


Babhi-Nahi toh subah se so he raha hai Sharma ji ye.. Isne kuch nahi kiya , jo aapne subah di thi wahi sab liya hai..


Doctor- Unbelievable.. Swelling 80% takk kamm hogayi hai.. Mujhe pakka laga tha ki shyaam takk isko jyaada farak nahi hoga toh isko hospital lejaana padega but.. That's impressive..


Main-Bola tha naa i know my body well..


Doctor- Good for you AP.. But still abhi hero banana nahi hai kuch din toh..


Main-Nahi banunga.. Swelling gayi hai pain still hai.. Hero nahi banana..


Doctor -Great.. Iss rate se toh 8-10 din mein recovery ho jaaegi..


Main- Itana time nahi lagega..


Doctor- Aajkal Media kuch jyaada he horaha hai gate k bahaar bhaisahab.. Alliance ko leke he hai kya??


Deva- Haan haan.. Wahi hai Sharma ji.. Unhe AP nahi dikha haina kai din se toh unhe lagta hai AP khuss nahi hai mere decision se..


Doctor- but unhe nahi pata AP bed par hai...


Deva-Haan..


Doctor-Yelog ko bus footage caahiye kal yahaan se piche padde they mere or ghar takk gaye, Haweli mein kya karne gaye they doctor kon bimar hai kon kya hai.. Police bulaai maine toh..


Deva- Haha.. Famous karna caahtey hain Sharma ji tumhe..


Doctor- Naa main toh aise he theek hun bhaisahaab..


Ab doctor ne firse injections lagaaye jisase dard kam hua uske baad dinner hua and sablog baithey ek sath, late takk baatein chali and fir main room mein gaya ek pair ki help se and firse sogaya.. Ab meri aankh khulli doobara raat 12:30 baje kyunki mujhe bahot jor se toilet lagi thi main uthke bed par baitha or jaise he uthne laga toh saamne bathroom mein ek saaya dikha mujhe..


Main-Kon haibe..


Ab idhar jaise he maine bed se niche pair rakha mere pair mein hua dard or meri aankh khull gayi.. Time dekha toh subah k 6:30 baje they.. Bhenchod hallucination firr se.. Dard ne bachaa liya... Fuckk warna firse tutt jaata.. Madarchod chhod dey be picha dalle chhod dey..


Khair mere pair mein 40% takk improvement thi swelling almost puri jaa chuki thi but pain still bahot tha pehle se kam lekin kaafi tha.. Iss rate se toh bc 2-3 din mein orr recovery ho he jaaegi kahaan doctor bola tha 8-10 lagenge.. Hell yeah..


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