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[Raj142]

WONDERFULL UPDATE BHAI

 

[yajivagan]

Nice updates...

 

[Naik]

Update-543(Tamilnadu) ​

543

Sudha ko sunaake main nikala wahaan se .Bhai khuss they Baldev uncle khuss they victims ki families khuss thi media khuss tha or pure India k log khuss they bus mera kaam successful hogaya tha baaki I don't care ..issliye humlog waapis gaadi mein baithey...

Jatin-Kahaan bhai ghar??

Main-Bhosdk.. Aise kaise ghar.. Woh toh unko confuse karne k liye bola tha..

Abeer- Yeah.. Hyderabad..

Main-No.. Actually.. Chennai..

Abeer- Abe Telangana se aaye haina hum.. Wahaan pura kar le pehle..

Main-Noo.. No.. You see iss plan mein harr kaam karne ki ek timeline hai or Telangana ki timeline abhi puri ho chuki hai so wahaan abhi nahi jaaenge..

Abeer-Ok.. So Chennai mein kya hai??

Main- Well.. Chennai mein actually bahot kuch hai... 32 fucking Seats hai Chennai mein..

Abeer- 39 hain...

Main- Total 39 hain humein 32 he milengi..

Abeer- bhenchod 32 ??? Ek sath.. 261 .. Seedha 293 hogayi.. Fuckk..

Main-Yes..

Abeer- Kya situation hai..

Main- Thodi secretive situation hai baad mein bataaunga..

Ab mera phone baja jo Bhai ka tha..

Bhai- Sachi ghar jaa raha hai kya??

Main-Hell no bhai.. Ghar sarkaar banaake he jaaunga..

Bhai-Sun abe.. Maharashtra waala kardey yaar pehle.. Woh Aditi line par nahi aa rahi bc.. Humpe toh trust hona chahiye bc isko iska baap toh khaas tha mera..

Main- Hmm.. Mujhse problem hai usko..

Bhai- Toh deal karle ek baar usase..

Main- Abhi time nahi aaya uska boss..

Bhai- Abe time le aa.. 25 seats hain be ek sath.. 25..Itani ek sath kon dega humein.. Or uppar se ladki saaf dil hai toh humesha loyal rahegi..

Main-Bhai.. Ye sab mujhe pata hai.. Trust me.. Time aane so..

Bhai-Tu time laaega tabtak ye Balvant bawligand le jaaega isko..

Main-Lejaane do.. Usme iska ghaata humaara kuch nahi jaata..

Bhai- Abe kyun nahi jaata 25 seats jaati hain..

Main- I'll handle it bhai..

Call disconnected..

Humlog Delhi airport se nikale and Dopehar 12:30 baje Chennai land hue.. Wahaan se hotel pohanchey and freshnup hoke Main Abeer Chang Ami or Claire mere room mein baithey..

Abeer- Aisa kya tha be Tamil Nadu mein jo Jack Jatin Vinny ko nahi bata shakta..

Main- Yeah. So Tamilnadu mein ek he major party hai jiske pass 39 mein se 32 seats hain.. Ab uss party k 3 bade log hain jo party ko control karte hain... Ek toh hai Leader and Tamil Nadu ka CM P Rajendran sabse jyaada control issi ka hai party par ... Uske baad hai 2 or log unko Co leaders lagaale, pehla hai M Thangaraj and second hai Keerthy Pallavi.. Ab mota mota lagaaein toh Rajendran k under 20 MP's hain. Thanga k pass 7 and Keerthi k pass 5 .. 1-2 uppar niche.. Ab jo Rajendran hai woh apna aadmi hai i mean woh underworld ka banda hai..

Abeer- What??? Ye jaanta hai tujhe?? I mean Merchant ko...

Main-No.. Offcourse not..

Abeer-Haash..

Chang- Yeah.. Hum mein se kissi ko nahi jaantaa woh... Chennai ka port and wahaan ki League and High Command ki trade Rajendran sambhaalta hai uske ships chalte hain uss taraf.. So India se Srilanka , Indonesia Or Malaysia ki trading woh sambhaalta hai.. Well uska beta sambhaalta hai waise toh lekin bus naam naam ka asal mein Rajendran khud he hai..

Abeer-Wow..

Main- Yeah.. Or woh kisko report karta hai pata hai?? I mean woh kiske liye kaam karta hai??

Abeer-Kisko report karta hai ye?

Chang- Randy ko..

Abeer- Bhenchod..

Main- So 2.0 ne Randy se baat ki or usne Rajendran se baat ki or usko bataaya ki Kaise Balvant ki sarkaar girrne waali hai or kaise Deva ki sarkaar bananey waali hai toh usse Balvant naam ki dubti naav ko chhodke Deva k sath mill jaana caahiye.. Ab obviously Rajendran ne toh turant haan kardi bhalla woh kaise Randy ki baat nahi maanega.. Or usse central government se bhalla kya farak padta hai usse Tamil Nadu ka control caahiye jo ektarfa uske pass hai.. Lekin Rajendran ne bataya ki uske baaki 2 sathi iss baat se khuss nahi honge yaani Keerthy or Thangaraj or obviously sach woh unko bata nahi shakta naa khudke baare mein or naa sarkaar girrne k baare mein toh unhe woh nahi manaa shakta ab unhe raaji karna humaara kaam hai..

Abeer- Or unhe raaji kaise karega??

Main- Bahot options hain...

Abeer- Or woh dono nahi maane toh??

Main- Toh bhi Rajendran ne kaha woh unko party se nikaal dega or apne 20 MPs k sath humaare sath mill jaaega..

Abeer- Gajab bc ...Itana loyal hai woh Randy se..

Main- Offcourse.. Bhosdk Kitana paisa khaata hai woh middleman banke tujhe koi idea nahi hai toh bhenchod loyal kyu nahi rahega.. Or dhoka dega toh usse pata hai kya hoga.. Randy saale ka khaandaan khatam kar dega..

Abeer- Kab milna hai unse??

Main- Aaj shyaam 6:30 baje woh teeno Rajendran k farmhouse par milne waale hain.. Jahaan mujhe jaana hai..

Abeer- Akela??

Main- Yeah..

Abeer-Gajab bc.. 32 seats toh gajab he ho jaaega bc.. Seedha 293 confirm seats par pohanch jaaenge humlog.. Like comfortably sarkaar banaa lenge.. Or aaj nahi toh kal Aditi ko samjh aa jaaegi or woh bhaagti aaegi humaare pass uski 25 milaake humlog pohanche 318 par.. Bc orr kissi ki jarurat he nahi hai kabhi..

Main- 318 is not enough Abeer.. I mean sarkaar banaaney k liye toh more than enough hain lekin jo impact daalna hai uske liye enough nahi hain.. Main gand faad dena caahta hun opposition ki.. Ek baar ko toh unhe aisa lagna caahiye ki bhenchod itani seats kaise?? Koi chance he nahi hai inki sarkaar girra shakte hain humlog.. Not a chance.. Ye impact hona chahiye.. Gand fattni caahiye..

Abeer- Bc.. Aisi kitani seats laaega..

Main- Bahot jyaada... Jaao ab sone do mujhe..

Unko bahaar bhejke main mast sogaya and alarm se utha shyaam 5:30 baje and ready hua turant or hotel se he gaadi leke nikala Rajendran k diye address par.. Outer city mein ek farmhouse tha ye jahaan behisaab security thi obviously Tamilnadu k 3 sabse powerful cehre andar they.. Security ko mera pata tha toh checking k baad unhone mujhe andar aane diya.. And main lawn se hote hue aage aaya farmhouse k andar entry lee and andar aaya.. Ab saamne hall mein Rajendran Keerthi or Thangaraj teeno baithey they or teeno k hath mein sharaab k glasses they...

Thangaraj- Who are you??? How'd you get inside??

Keerthi- This.. He's.. He's the guy.. AP... North India's so called Diety.. What are you doing here???

Main- Hii guys nice to meet you..

Rajendran- I called him.. He wanted to meet so i setup the meet..

Thangaraj- Humse kyun meet karna hai isko? We don't care about him or his party...

Rajendran- Well.. He got a deal for us he says..

Keerthy- Deal humaare liye?? Ye humein kya deal de shakta hai??

Main- Yes.. Great.. Aise he stick to hindi.. Sabke liye easy hoga.. English mein mere dialogues mein woh feel nahi hoga.. Tamil unfortunately mujhe aati nahi hai..

Keerthy - Raja Anna what is he talking about??

Rajendran- So.. His brother.. The famous Deva we all know him.. So Deva and Our honorable Prime minister.. Jagat ji.. They both are making an alliance.. Balvant k against.. Yelog Government bananey waale hain.. And humaari help caahiye inhe..

Keerthy- Well no.. Of course not.. Bilkul nahi.. Hum jaante bhi nahi inhe..

Main- Jaananey k liye he toh aaya hun madam..

Thangaraj- Humein nahi jaanana tumhe.. Balvant is good for us ..

Main- Kaise good hai balvant tumhare liye?? Come on samjhaao mujhe. . Kya diya hai balvant ne tumhe?? 2 cabinet post or 1 Minister of State... Woh bhi irrelevant.. Isase acha ek bhi naa hoti.. Itane saal ki loyalty k badle kya diya usne tumhe?? Nothingg.. Ab question hai main kya dunga??

Keerthy- Whatever you are offering humein nahi caahiye.. You can leave now..

Main-Thats rude..

Keeethy- Anna.. Call security.. Bahaar nikaalo isko..Aap bol kyun nahi rahe kuch??

Main- Because Rajendran sir is already with me..

Keerthy- What???

Ye sunke woh dono jhatt se uthe.. Unki aankhein bahaar aane ko ho gayi..

Rajendran- Yes..

Continued..

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Bahot behtareen shaandar update
Tow Tamil Nadu sawari pahoch gayi
Rajendran tow pakka ho gaya ab Baki bache yeh dono kitni der mana karenge aana tow idher hi h jayenge kaha bhala

 

[Naik]

UUpdate-544(In Majority)
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544

Rajendran already mere sath tha ye sunke Keerthy or Thanga ki gand fatt gayi thi..

Keerthy -No chance... Noo.. No.. Humse bina puche aapne decision liya..

Raje-No not at all tumhare liye decision nahi liya maine.. I made my own decision.. Tumhare decision k liye he toh tumhe yahaan bulaaya hai..

Keerthy- So aap keh rahe ho humein separate decisions lene caahiye?? But humlog ek he party hain humesha se..

Raje- Well.. Yes.. Lekin yahaan sabko apna apna decision lena hai.. I already made mine.. What about you??

Thangaraj- Main samjh gaya.. Aapne apne MP's ka support dediya hai inhe.. So hum nahi denge toh hum party se out hojaaenge??

Rajendran- Exactly.. See Thanga I don't like Balvant anymore.. Balvant thoda jyaada he egoistic hota jaa raha hai.. Usse farak nahi padta humse he dont care about us.. Woh yaa uska koi Minister last time kab Yahaan aaya tha yaad hai?? And as AP is saying kya diya usne humein?? Ministry of Chemicals and Fertilizers and Ministry of Steel and Ministry of Heavy Industries what the fuck are these ministries?? Kya relevance hai inka? Nobody knows these, nobody cares about these? Isase better humein 2 he ministry mille jo reasonable ho..

Main- Exactly..


Keerthy - Not happening... No no no..

Main- See.. First listen to what I am offering.. I'll give you 2 cabinet posts and 1 State post.. Jo abhi hain tumhare pass.. But I'll give you something important , ye waahiyat ministries nahi dunga Balvant ki tarah. First The Ministry of Textiles obviously Textiles are famous in Tamilnadu so it'll be best for you.. Then you can have.. Ministry of Environment, Forest and Climate Change which is again a very important part of Tamil Nadu..

Keerthy - No.. Not interested..

Main- I'm not finished yet madam.. Apart from this.. I'll give you guys 1400 Crore INR. 1360 Crore to be precise. 30 Crore each for your 32 MP'S .. 100 Crore to You Thangaraj ji 100 to you Keerthy Madam and 200 to Mr Rajendran over here..

Ab ye sunke toh Rajendran bhi bhaagke khadda hua.. Ye uski deal kaa part nahi tha itane paise kaa naam sunke uski aankhein double size hogayi thi..

Rajendran- 1400 crore... Wow.. That's.. A hugee amount..

Main- Yep it is.. I'll get it to you. In cash.. All of it..

Rajendran- Woww... I'm tempted again.. See Keerthy ,Thanga it'll be stupid.. Isko naa kahoge toh tumse jyada idiot koi nahi hoga.. Isase jyaada i can't say.. You guys are free to leave the party with your 12 MP'S agar ye deal bhi samjh nahi aarahi tumhe toh..

Keerthy- Ok.. Anna.. We'll leave.. We'll leave the party.. Hum iske sath nahi jaaenge.. Never.. He's a psychopath.. You know what he does right??

Rajendran- Offcourse I know.. He kills people.. Abhi subah he Bhushan ko maarke aaya hai which is crazy and scary. Usase kuch din pehle isne Vilas ko maara tha. . Vilas ko toh ache se jaante hain humlog.Ussi ki help se toh tum dono bane they. . Vilas ki help se politics mein aaye they tumlog .. Vilas Tamilnadu ka biggest don tha. . Fir ussi ne dhoka diya tumhe and fir usko arrest karwaane k liye ghumte rahe tum but kuch hua nahi. Fir central government ne bhi pura force lagaya but Vilas ka kuch nahi hua but ye. . This kid killed him like he was nothing.Toh offcourse mujhe pata hai ye kon hai.. Tumhe nahi pata hoga tabhi toh mana kar rahe ho.. See abhi toh tumlog mere sath ho but kal ko kon bachaaega tumhe isase? ? Aise dangerous logon ko naa kehta hai kya koi?? That too when jab ye tumhare liye lifetime ki deal leke aaya hai.. I mean come on..

Keerthy-You are threatening us Anna..

Rajendran- Ofcourse not main kyun threaten karunga.. Ye karega.. I'm not a killer he is..

Keerthy- We'll see about that.. We are leaving the party...

Thangaraj- No no no.. You are leaving the party.. I'm with Rajendran anna..

Keerthy- What??

Thangaraj -What ??! Are you crazy?? 100 Crores.. In cash.. Then ministries we got that matters.. Or kya logi?? Hum jaaye yaa naa jaae iske sath he'll make the government.. Fir Balvant k sath opposition mein sit karna tum.. Paise bhi he's giving.. Ministries he's giving and we'll be the government... Or tumhe iske badle Balvant k sath opposition mein rot karna hai..

Rajendran- Exactly.. You must be crazy...

Thanga- Yeah.. Who gives a fuck about Balvant?? Who is he to us?? Nobody..

Rajendran- Yeah..

Main- So.. I'm happy with 27 seats.. Aap dono kaafi ho mere liye.. Inke MP'S and inke paise aaplog divide karlena jaise aapka mann kare..

Rajendran- Dont worry about it.. We'll handle that.. Right Thanga??

Thanga- Offcourse anna..

Main-Now to the Threatening part Keerthy ji.. Listen to me carefully see I don't care aap mere sath nahi aaye.. It's your choice I'm fine with it.. But agar agle 3-4 din ye baat aapne galati se bhi kissi k saamne kahi toh i swear to God I'll hunt you down.. I will find you and I will erase you from existence.. So please don't fuck me over.

Rajendran - Yeahh.. Here is the Killer.. That was cool.. Remember his words Keerthy.. He'll kill you for real if you betray him..

Keerthy- No need. No need.. I'm ok.. I'm joining you guys too..

Main- Are you sure?

Keerthy- Yes..

Main- See you can't change your mind again.. Ab ye bol diya toh karna he hoga.. Nahi karogi toh it'll..

Keerthy- I promise main karungi.. Please dont threaten me.. Please..

Thanga- Yeah.. AP brother I'll take care of her don't you worry..

Main- Thanks a lot guys.. Thanks a lot.. Thanks for trusting me.. So good news ye hai ki humlog officially majority mein hain..

Thanga- What?? Already?? Fuck yeah.. Let's make government then..

Main- Not yet..

Rajendran- Yeah.. Not yet..

Main- We have to become unbeatable first..

Raje- Yes.. See.. Kitana smart hai ye.. I mean come on tumlog impressed nahi ho isase?? He's like 26 only. And he's making the fucking government on his own.. Alone..

Main- Thanks Anna.. Also Anna aaj raatko 10 baje humlog ek online meeting karne waale hain. Jisme humaare sab alliance members honge,so main link bhej dunga please do join..

Raje- Ofcourse AP.. I'll be there..

Main- Now.. Thanks again guys.. I'll get your money to you in a few days.. And also mujhe theek se jaante he ho aap log.. If you'll be loyal to me I'll get you anything you want I'll take care of you.. But if you betray me then trust me I will find you guys..

Continued..

Thanga or keerthy bhi maan gaye
Thanga tow paisa ka Sunke maan gaya or keerthy AP ki dhamki Sunke dimag thikane aa gaya or seedhe raste par aa gayi
Tow majority tow ho gayi ab sarkar khabi bhi bana sakte h
Ab dekhte h agli destination Kon si h filhal tow sabke Saath meeting h dekhte h AP waha kia bhasad dene Wala h

 

[Naik]

Update-545(The Meeting) ​

545


Tamilnadu done karke main waapis hotel aaya.. Bahot khuss tha main.. Bahot jyaada.. Kyunki pehli baar officially main majority mein tha 293 seats thi mere pass...like main caahun toh abhi jaake sarkaar bana lun .. Or mujhe pata tha ki abhi koi dhoka nahi dene waala tha mujhe.. Issliye sarkaar bani he rehti but mujhe orr caahiye tha abhi nahi banaani thi sarkaar mujhe .. Maine hotel aake ye news sabko bataai toh wohlog bhi bahot khuss hue. Khuss kya bawle hogaye bc..


Abeer- Maa chod di bhai... Maa chod di Sudha ki..


Main- Sshhhh.. Call karne dey..


Maine Bhai ko call karke PM uncle ko conference par liya..


PM- Haan AP..


Main- Guys.. We are officially in the Majority.. 293 ...


Deva-Whatttttf???


PM- Itani jaldi??


Main-Yeah.. 32 Mill gayi ek sath..


PM- 32 ??


Deva- Tamilnadu??


PM-Oh.. Yeah.. 32 wahin hain.. How ?? Rajendran toh Balvant ki side tha..


Main- Well ab apni side hai..


Deva- Hell yeah. Hum caahein toh kal sarkaar banaa shakte hain..


Main- Yes..


Pm-Thats... Insanely good....


Main- So abhi 10 baje sabke sath online meeting hai toh please join karna.. Main sabse mill liya ab aaplog bhi mill lena..


PM- Yeah yeah..


Deva- We'll be there..


Bhai or PM ne orr tareef ki meri jo sunn sunn k pakk gaya tha main.. So after call Maine dinner kiya and Laptop leke baith gaya and Links bhejne laga sabke pass.. Sab join hone Lage.. Sabse Pehle PM uncle fir bhai.. Uske baad Gujarat se Mohanlal West Bengal se Devdutt Odisha se Vipin .. Andhrapradesh se Parsanna and Tamilnadu se Rajendran.. Ye Indian Government baithi thi mere saamne or sabka control mere hath mein tha sabko mute kar rakha tha maine.. Meri permission se he bol shakte they wohlog or yahi aage bhi hone waala tha..


Main- So guys.. Guys.. Guys. Good Evening.. Sorry mujhe jarra jaldi nikalna hai toh pehle main kuch kehna caahunga fir aaplog PM sir and mere Bhaiya se baat kar shakte hain.. So first of all main sabko bata dun ki humlog officially Majority mein hain ye screen par 293 seats hain humlog sarkaar abhi bana shakte hain if we need..


Ye sunke woh sablog khussi se uchal padde chilaane lage bc bacchon ki tarah obviously muted they toh suna nahi lekin screen dikh rahi thi mujhe sabki.. Woh sab khuss they..


Main- I can see you guys are happy.. Hona bhi caahiye.. Humlog history create karne waale hain or humein humesha yaad rakha jaaega we will be remembered forever.. Humlog india ka face badal denge for good.. Now few things.. I trust you guys mujhe vishwas hai tum sabpe and i know you guys won't betray me.. But obviously aaplog ye bhi jaante ho ki kya hoga if you do betray me.. So usme time waste nahi karunga aapka.. Let's come to the topic.. First thanks to each and every single one of you guys.. You guys made it possible.. Humlog bahot strong hain currently lekin agle kuch din mein main humein unbeatable bana dunga trust me.. Sabkuch humaari muthi mein hoga literally sabkuch. I'll give you guys everything you desire.. Ab Sabse important Chain of Command kya hogi.. See humaare PM Jagat uncle he rahenge.. I know you guys think ki seats tumhari jyaada alliance tumne banaya toh Deva bhai kyun nahi?? Well firstly Deva bhai kabhi koi post nahi lenge kyunki unhone promise kiya hai meri Bhabhi ko he'll never go for seats.Or secondly PM Jagat uncle bhi mere he family hain so same thing .. Itane lambe time se PM hain woh successfully toh inhe pata hai kab kaise kya karna hai.. So I trust him fully orr jisko main trust karta hun usse aaplog bhi trust karoge and woh bhi blindly, beshak woh aapka dushman ho kyunki ye sab aapki dushmani se bahot bada hai.. Ab PM obviously Jagat uncle rahenge lekin oversee Bhai karenge sab.. Yaani sabse Uppar Deva bhai honge iss alliance ka face wahi honge aap sabko wahi handle karenge and ek cheej jo sabse important hai woh hai respect.. Bhai ki disrespect main majaak mein bhi bardaasht nahi karunga so ye pehle he dhyaan rakhna.. Yahi aapka sabkuch hain .. Jo kuch bhi hoga woh inke through hoga.. Inhone kuch mana kardiya toh woh nahi hoga i dont care kya hai woh...Ye hoga chain of command ..Ab i know sabke mann mein yahi sawaal hai ki tumhara kya?? Tum kahaan ho iss chain mein.. Where is AP?? Toh main bata dun main kahin nahi hun , sarkaar banaake main inn sabse durr ho jaaunga see I'm not a politician ...


Ye sunte he sablog literally sablog ek sath hanss paddey even mujhe bhi hansi aagayi.. Wohlog ka matlab tha ki mujhse bada politician toh koi paida he naa hua hai..


Main- Ok.. Ok.. I know I'm a great politician but i dont like this. Ye sab passand nahi hai mujhe.. Issliye main mere kaamon mein lag jaaunga jo hai criminals ko maarna.. Because that's what I am good at.. But I'll be always here kissi ko kuch bhi problem hai legal yaa illegal kuch bhi ho come to me I'll make it go away ,logon ki problems gayab karna ache se aata hai mujhe.. Bus iske alawa main nahi rahunga isme.. Yaani active nahi rahunga jyaada.. Lekin haan jab active rahunga naa tab ye baat yaad rakhna ki main he PM hun main he Deva hun main he president hun main he bhagwaan hun jab main active rahunga toh wahi hoga jo main bolunga waise he hoga jaise main bolunga.. As simple as that.. Ok guys.. I gotta go.. Remember aap sab mere liye family ho so kabhi bhi koi bhi kaisi bhi problem aati hai aapko toh dont worry I'll be there.. I'll handle it.. Mujhe bus aapka blind trust caahiye agle kuch din mein bahot kuch hone waala hai bahot jyaada good bhi bad bhi .. I don't know kya kya hoga.. But mujhe ye pata hai ki jo bhi ho humlog sarkaar Banaaenge.. And humein koi nahi roukk shakta.. Nobody can stop us.. Literally nobody.. So bus jo bhi ho mujhpe vishwaash rakhna... I'll handle everything.. Thanks for trusting me..PM uncle and bhai se baat karo aaplog..Good bye..


Ye bolke maine screeshot liya and call leave kardi. .


Abeer- Bc thanks toh sunleta unke..


Main-Naa.. Jyaada attach ho jaaenge fir mujhse.. Main aise he theek hun kabhi kabhaar parkat hounga main.. Aise fir meri power bani rahegi..


Continued..

Bahot badhiya shaandar update
PM tow wahi rehenge Lekin sabse ooper Deva Bhai rehenge sahi bhi h
Zabardast bhasad dia ya yeh keh le takreer kar Dali
Behtareen zabardast shaandar update

 

[rAge K]

Awesome updates

 

[dark_world12]

Update-543(Tamilnadu) ​

543

Sudha ko sunaake main nikala wahaan se .Bhai khuss they Baldev uncle khuss they victims ki families khuss thi media khuss tha or pure India k log khuss they bus mera kaam successful hogaya tha baaki I don't care ..issliye humlog waapis gaadi mein baithey...

Jatin-Kahaan bhai ghar??

Main-Bhosdk.. Aise kaise ghar.. Woh toh unko confuse karne k liye bola tha..

Abeer- Yeah.. Hyderabad..

Main-No.. Actually.. Chennai..

Abeer- Abe Telangana se aaye haina hum.. Wahaan pura kar le pehle..

Main-Noo.. No.. You see iss plan mein harr kaam karne ki ek timeline hai or Telangana ki timeline abhi puri ho chuki hai so wahaan abhi nahi jaaenge..

Abeer-Ok.. So Chennai mein kya hai??

Main- Well.. Chennai mein actually bahot kuch hai... 32 fucking Seats hai Chennai mein..

Abeer- 39 hain...

Main- Total 39 hain humein 32 he milengi..

Abeer- bhenchod 32 ??? Ek sath.. 261 .. Seedha 293 hogayi.. Fuckk..

Main-Yes..

Abeer- Kya situation hai..

Main- Thodi secretive situation hai baad mein bataaunga..

Ab mera phone baja jo Bhai ka tha..

Bhai- Sachi ghar jaa raha hai kya??

Main-Hell no bhai.. Ghar sarkaar banaake he jaaunga..

Bhai-Sun abe.. Maharashtra waala kardey yaar pehle.. Woh Aditi line par nahi aa rahi bc.. Humpe toh trust hona chahiye bc isko iska baap toh khaas tha mera..

Main- Hmm.. Mujhse problem hai usko..

Bhai- Toh deal karle ek baar usase..

Main- Abhi time nahi aaya uska boss..

Bhai- Abe time le aa.. 25 seats hain be ek sath.. 25..Itani ek sath kon dega humein.. Or uppar se ladki saaf dil hai toh humesha loyal rahegi..

Main-Bhai.. Ye sab mujhe pata hai.. Trust me.. Time aane so..

Bhai-Tu time laaega tabtak ye Balvant bawligand le jaaega isko..

Main-Lejaane do.. Usme iska ghaata humaara kuch nahi jaata..

Bhai- Abe kyun nahi jaata 25 seats jaati hain..

Main- I'll handle it bhai..

Call disconnected..

Humlog Delhi airport se nikale and Dopehar 12:30 baje Chennai land hue.. Wahaan se hotel pohanchey and freshnup hoke Main Abeer Chang Ami or Claire mere room mein baithey..

Abeer- Aisa kya tha be Tamil Nadu mein jo Jack Jatin Vinny ko nahi bata shakta..

Main- Yeah. So Tamilnadu mein ek he major party hai jiske pass 39 mein se 32 seats hain.. Ab uss party k 3 bade log hain jo party ko control karte hain... Ek toh hai Leader and Tamil Nadu ka CM P Rajendran sabse jyaada control issi ka hai party par ... Uske baad hai 2 or log unko Co leaders lagaale, pehla hai M Thangaraj and second hai Keerthy Pallavi.. Ab mota mota lagaaein toh Rajendran k under 20 MP's hain. Thanga k pass 7 and Keerthi k pass 5 .. 1-2 uppar niche.. Ab jo Rajendran hai woh apna aadmi hai i mean woh underworld ka banda hai..

Abeer- What??? Ye jaanta hai tujhe?? I mean Merchant ko...

Main-No.. Offcourse not..

Abeer-Haash..

Chang- Yeah.. Hum mein se kissi ko nahi jaantaa woh... Chennai ka port and wahaan ki League and High Command ki trade Rajendran sambhaalta hai uske ships chalte hain uss taraf.. So India se Srilanka , Indonesia Or Malaysia ki trading woh sambhaalta hai.. Well uska beta sambhaalta hai waise toh lekin bus naam naam ka asal mein Rajendran khud he hai..

Abeer-Wow..

Main- Yeah.. Or woh kisko report karta hai pata hai?? I mean woh kiske liye kaam karta hai??

Abeer-Kisko report karta hai ye?

Chang- Randy ko..

Abeer- Bhenchod..

Main- So 2.0 ne Randy se baat ki or usne Rajendran se baat ki or usko bataaya ki Kaise Balvant ki sarkaar girrne waali hai or kaise Deva ki sarkaar bananey waali hai toh usse Balvant naam ki dubti naav ko chhodke Deva k sath mill jaana caahiye.. Ab obviously Rajendran ne toh turant haan kardi bhalla woh kaise Randy ki baat nahi maanega.. Or usse central government se bhalla kya farak padta hai usse Tamil Nadu ka control caahiye jo ektarfa uske pass hai.. Lekin Rajendran ne bataya ki uske baaki 2 sathi iss baat se khuss nahi honge yaani Keerthy or Thangaraj or obviously sach woh unko bata nahi shakta naa khudke baare mein or naa sarkaar girrne k baare mein toh unhe woh nahi manaa shakta ab unhe raaji karna humaara kaam hai..

Abeer- Or unhe raaji kaise karega??

Main- Bahot options hain...

Abeer- Or woh dono nahi maane toh??

Main- Toh bhi Rajendran ne kaha woh unko party se nikaal dega or apne 20 MPs k sath humaare sath mill jaaega..

Abeer- Gajab bc ...Itana loyal hai woh Randy se..

Main- Offcourse.. Bhosdk Kitana paisa khaata hai woh middleman banke tujhe koi idea nahi hai toh bhenchod loyal kyu nahi rahega.. Or dhoka dega toh usse pata hai kya hoga.. Randy saale ka khaandaan khatam kar dega..

Abeer- Kab milna hai unse??

Main- Aaj shyaam 6:30 baje woh teeno Rajendran k farmhouse par milne waale hain.. Jahaan mujhe jaana hai..

Abeer- Akela??

Main- Yeah..

Abeer-Gajab bc.. 32 seats toh gajab he ho jaaega bc.. Seedha 293 confirm seats par pohanch jaaenge humlog.. Like comfortably sarkaar banaa lenge.. Or aaj nahi toh kal Aditi ko samjh aa jaaegi or woh bhaagti aaegi humaare pass uski 25 milaake humlog pohanche 318 par.. Bc orr kissi ki jarurat he nahi hai kabhi..

Main- 318 is not enough Abeer.. I mean sarkaar banaaney k liye toh more than enough hain lekin jo impact daalna hai uske liye enough nahi hain.. Main gand faad dena caahta hun opposition ki.. Ek baar ko toh unhe aisa lagna caahiye ki bhenchod itani seats kaise?? Koi chance he nahi hai inki sarkaar girra shakte hain humlog.. Not a chance.. Ye impact hona chahiye.. Gand fattni caahiye..

Abeer- Bc.. Aisi kitani seats laaega..

Main- Bahot jyaada... Jaao ab sone do mujhe..

Unko bahaar bhejke main mast sogaya and alarm se utha shyaam 5:30 baje and ready hua turant or hotel se he gaadi leke nikala Rajendran k diye address par.. Outer city mein ek farmhouse tha ye jahaan behisaab security thi obviously Tamilnadu k 3 sabse powerful cehre andar they.. Security ko mera pata tha toh checking k baad unhone mujhe andar aane diya.. And main lawn se hote hue aage aaya farmhouse k andar entry lee and andar aaya.. Ab saamne hall mein Rajendran Keerthi or Thangaraj teeno baithey they or teeno k hath mein sharaab k glasses they...

Thangaraj- Who are you??? How'd you get inside??

Keerthi- This.. He's.. He's the guy.. AP... North India's so called Diety.. What are you doing here???

Main- Hii guys nice to meet you..

Rajendran- I called him.. He wanted to meet so i setup the meet..

Thangaraj- Humse kyun meet karna hai isko? We don't care about him or his party...

Rajendran- Well.. He got a deal for us he says..

Keerthy- Deal humaare liye?? Ye humein kya deal de shakta hai??

Main- Yes.. Great.. Aise he stick to hindi.. Sabke liye easy hoga.. English mein mere dialogues mein woh feel nahi hoga.. Tamil unfortunately mujhe aati nahi hai..

Keerthy - Raja Anna what is he talking about??

Rajendran- So.. His brother.. The famous Deva we all know him.. So Deva and Our honorable Prime minister.. Jagat ji.. They both are making an alliance.. Balvant k against.. Yelog Government bananey waale hain.. And humaari help caahiye inhe..

Keerthy- Well no.. Of course not.. Bilkul nahi.. Hum jaante bhi nahi inhe..

Main- Jaananey k liye he toh aaya hun madam..

Thangaraj- Humein nahi jaanana tumhe.. Balvant is good for us ..

Main- Kaise good hai balvant tumhare liye?? Come on samjhaao mujhe. . Kya diya hai balvant ne tumhe?? 2 cabinet post or 1 Minister of State... Woh bhi irrelevant.. Isase acha ek bhi naa hoti.. Itane saal ki loyalty k badle kya diya usne tumhe?? Nothingg.. Ab question hai main kya dunga??

Keerthy- Whatever you are offering humein nahi caahiye.. You can leave now..

Main-Thats rude..

Keeethy- Anna.. Call security.. Bahaar nikaalo isko..Aap bol kyun nahi rahe kuch??

Main- Because Rajendran sir is already with me..

Keerthy- What???

Ye sunke woh dono jhatt se uthe.. Unki aankhein bahaar aane ko ho gayi..

Rajendran- Yes..

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Rajendran already mere sath tha ye sunke Keerthy or Thanga ki gand fatt gayi thi..

Keerthy -No chance... Noo.. No.. Humse bina puche aapne decision liya..

Raje-No not at all tumhare liye decision nahi liya maine.. I made my own decision.. Tumhare decision k liye he toh tumhe yahaan bulaaya hai..

Keerthy- So aap keh rahe ho humein separate decisions lene caahiye?? But humlog ek he party hain humesha se..

Raje- Well.. Yes.. Lekin yahaan sabko apna apna decision lena hai.. I already made mine.. What about you??

Thangaraj- Main samjh gaya.. Aapne apne MP's ka support dediya hai inhe.. So hum nahi denge toh hum party se out hojaaenge??

Rajendran- Exactly.. See Thanga I don't like Balvant anymore.. Balvant thoda jyaada he egoistic hota jaa raha hai.. Usse farak nahi padta humse he dont care about us.. Woh yaa uska koi Minister last time kab Yahaan aaya tha yaad hai?? And as AP is saying kya diya usne humein?? Ministry of Chemicals and Fertilizers and Ministry of Steel and Ministry of Heavy Industries what the fuck are these ministries?? Kya relevance hai inka? Nobody knows these, nobody cares about these? Isase better humein 2 he ministry mille jo reasonable ho..

Main- Exactly..


Keerthy - Not happening... No no no..

Main- See.. First listen to what I am offering.. I'll give you 2 cabinet posts and 1 State post.. Jo abhi hain tumhare pass.. But I'll give you something important , ye waahiyat ministries nahi dunga Balvant ki tarah. First The Ministry of Textiles obviously Textiles are famous in Tamilnadu so it'll be best for you.. Then you can have.. Ministry of Environment, Forest and Climate Change which is again a very important part of Tamil Nadu..

Keerthy - No.. Not interested..

Main- I'm not finished yet madam.. Apart from this.. I'll give you guys 1400 Crore INR. 1360 Crore to be precise. 30 Crore each for your 32 MP'S .. 100 Crore to You Thangaraj ji 100 to you Keerthy Madam and 200 to Mr Rajendran over here..

Ab ye sunke toh Rajendran bhi bhaagke khadda hua.. Ye uski deal kaa part nahi tha itane paise kaa naam sunke uski aankhein double size hogayi thi..

Rajendran- 1400 crore... Wow.. That's.. A hugee amount..

Main- Yep it is.. I'll get it to you. In cash.. All of it..

Rajendran- Woww... I'm tempted again.. See Keerthy ,Thanga it'll be stupid.. Isko naa kahoge toh tumse jyada idiot koi nahi hoga.. Isase jyaada i can't say.. You guys are free to leave the party with your 12 MP'S agar ye deal bhi samjh nahi aarahi tumhe toh..

Keerthy- Ok.. Anna.. We'll leave.. We'll leave the party.. Hum iske sath nahi jaaenge.. Never.. He's a psychopath.. You know what he does right??

Rajendran- Offcourse I know.. He kills people.. Abhi subah he Bhushan ko maarke aaya hai which is crazy and scary. Usase kuch din pehle isne Vilas ko maara tha. . Vilas ko toh ache se jaante hain humlog.Ussi ki help se toh tum dono bane they. . Vilas ki help se politics mein aaye they tumlog .. Vilas Tamilnadu ka biggest don tha. . Fir ussi ne dhoka diya tumhe and fir usko arrest karwaane k liye ghumte rahe tum but kuch hua nahi. Fir central government ne bhi pura force lagaya but Vilas ka kuch nahi hua but ye. . This kid killed him like he was nothing.Toh offcourse mujhe pata hai ye kon hai.. Tumhe nahi pata hoga tabhi toh mana kar rahe ho.. See abhi toh tumlog mere sath ho but kal ko kon bachaaega tumhe isase? ? Aise dangerous logon ko naa kehta hai kya koi?? That too when jab ye tumhare liye lifetime ki deal leke aaya hai.. I mean come on..

Keerthy-You are threatening us Anna..

Rajendran- Ofcourse not main kyun threaten karunga.. Ye karega.. I'm not a killer he is..

Keerthy- We'll see about that.. We are leaving the party...

Thangaraj- No no no.. You are leaving the party.. I'm with Rajendran anna..

Keerthy- What??

Thangaraj -What ??! Are you crazy?? 100 Crores.. In cash.. Then ministries we got that matters.. Or kya logi?? Hum jaaye yaa naa jaae iske sath he'll make the government.. Fir Balvant k sath opposition mein sit karna tum.. Paise bhi he's giving.. Ministries he's giving and we'll be the government... Or tumhe iske badle Balvant k sath opposition mein rot karna hai..

Rajendran- Exactly.. You must be crazy...

Thanga- Yeah.. Who gives a fuck about Balvant?? Who is he to us?? Nobody..

Rajendran- Yeah..

Main- So.. I'm happy with 27 seats.. Aap dono kaafi ho mere liye.. Inke MP'S and inke paise aaplog divide karlena jaise aapka mann kare..

Rajendran- Dont worry about it.. We'll handle that.. Right Thanga??

Thanga- Offcourse anna..

Main-Now to the Threatening part Keerthy ji.. Listen to me carefully see I don't care aap mere sath nahi aaye.. It's your choice I'm fine with it.. But agar agle 3-4 din ye baat aapne galati se bhi kissi k saamne kahi toh i swear to God I'll hunt you down.. I will find you and I will erase you from existence.. So please don't fuck me over.

Rajendran - Yeahh.. Here is the Killer.. That was cool.. Remember his words Keerthy.. He'll kill you for real if you betray him..

Keerthy- No need. No need.. I'm ok.. I'm joining you guys too..

Main- Are you sure?

Keerthy- Yes..

Main- See you can't change your mind again.. Ab ye bol diya toh karna he hoga.. Nahi karogi toh it'll..

Keerthy- I promise main karungi.. Please dont threaten me.. Please..

Thanga- Yeah.. AP brother I'll take care of her don't you worry..

Main- Thanks a lot guys.. Thanks a lot.. Thanks for trusting me.. So good news ye hai ki humlog officially majority mein hain..

Thanga- What?? Already?? Fuck yeah.. Let's make government then..

Main- Not yet..

Rajendran- Yeah.. Not yet..

Main- We have to become unbeatable first..

Raje- Yes.. See.. Kitana smart hai ye.. I mean come on tumlog impressed nahi ho isase?? He's like 26 only. And he's making the fucking government on his own.. Alone..

Main- Thanks Anna.. Also Anna aaj raatko 10 baje humlog ek online meeting karne waale hain. Jisme humaare sab alliance members honge,so main link bhej dunga please do join..

Raje- Ofcourse AP.. I'll be there..

Main- Now.. Thanks again guys.. I'll get your money to you in a few days.. And also mujhe theek se jaante he ho aap log.. If you'll be loyal to me I'll get you anything you want I'll take care of you.. But if you betray me then trust me I will find you guys..

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Tamilnadu done karke main waapis hotel aaya.. Bahot khuss tha main.. Bahot jyaada.. Kyunki pehli baar officially main majority mein tha 293 seats thi mere pass...like main caahun toh abhi jaake sarkaar bana lun .. Or mujhe pata tha ki abhi koi dhoka nahi dene waala tha mujhe.. Issliye sarkaar bani he rehti but mujhe orr caahiye tha abhi nahi banaani thi sarkaar mujhe .. Maine hotel aake ye news sabko bataai toh wohlog bhi bahot khuss hue. Khuss kya bawle hogaye bc..


Abeer- Maa chod di bhai... Maa chod di Sudha ki..


Main- Sshhhh.. Call karne dey..


Maine Bhai ko call karke PM uncle ko conference par liya..


PM- Haan AP..


Main- Guys.. We are officially in the Majority.. 293 ...


Deva-Whatttttf???


PM- Itani jaldi??


Main-Yeah.. 32 Mill gayi ek sath..


PM- 32 ??


Deva- Tamilnadu??


PM-Oh.. Yeah.. 32 wahin hain.. How ?? Rajendran toh Balvant ki side tha..


Main- Well ab apni side hai..


Deva- Hell yeah. Hum caahein toh kal sarkaar banaa shakte hain..


Main- Yes..


Pm-Thats... Insanely good....


Main- So abhi 10 baje sabke sath online meeting hai toh please join karna.. Main sabse mill liya ab aaplog bhi mill lena..


PM- Yeah yeah..


Deva- We'll be there..


Bhai or PM ne orr tareef ki meri jo sunn sunn k pakk gaya tha main.. So after call Maine dinner kiya and Laptop leke baith gaya and Links bhejne laga sabke pass.. Sab join hone Lage.. Sabse Pehle PM uncle fir bhai.. Uske baad Gujarat se Mohanlal West Bengal se Devdutt Odisha se Vipin .. Andhrapradesh se Parsanna and Tamilnadu se Rajendran.. Ye Indian Government baithi thi mere saamne or sabka control mere hath mein tha sabko mute kar rakha tha maine.. Meri permission se he bol shakte they wohlog or yahi aage bhi hone waala tha..


Main- So guys.. Guys.. Guys. Good Evening.. Sorry mujhe jarra jaldi nikalna hai toh pehle main kuch kehna caahunga fir aaplog PM sir and mere Bhaiya se baat kar shakte hain.. So first of all main sabko bata dun ki humlog officially Majority mein hain ye screen par 293 seats hain humlog sarkaar abhi bana shakte hain if we need..


Ye sunke woh sablog khussi se uchal padde chilaane lage bc bacchon ki tarah obviously muted they toh suna nahi lekin screen dikh rahi thi mujhe sabki.. Woh sab khuss they..


Main- I can see you guys are happy.. Hona bhi caahiye.. Humlog history create karne waale hain or humein humesha yaad rakha jaaega we will be remembered forever.. Humlog india ka face badal denge for good.. Now few things.. I trust you guys mujhe vishwas hai tum sabpe and i know you guys won't betray me.. But obviously aaplog ye bhi jaante ho ki kya hoga if you do betray me.. So usme time waste nahi karunga aapka.. Let's come to the topic.. First thanks to each and every single one of you guys.. You guys made it possible.. Humlog bahot strong hain currently lekin agle kuch din mein main humein unbeatable bana dunga trust me.. Sabkuch humaari muthi mein hoga literally sabkuch. I'll give you guys everything you desire.. Ab Sabse important Chain of Command kya hogi.. See humaare PM Jagat uncle he rahenge.. I know you guys think ki seats tumhari jyaada alliance tumne banaya toh Deva bhai kyun nahi?? Well firstly Deva bhai kabhi koi post nahi lenge kyunki unhone promise kiya hai meri Bhabhi ko he'll never go for seats.Or secondly PM Jagat uncle bhi mere he family hain so same thing .. Itane lambe time se PM hain woh successfully toh inhe pata hai kab kaise kya karna hai.. So I trust him fully orr jisko main trust karta hun usse aaplog bhi trust karoge and woh bhi blindly, beshak woh aapka dushman ho kyunki ye sab aapki dushmani se bahot bada hai.. Ab PM obviously Jagat uncle rahenge lekin oversee Bhai karenge sab.. Yaani sabse Uppar Deva bhai honge iss alliance ka face wahi honge aap sabko wahi handle karenge and ek cheej jo sabse important hai woh hai respect.. Bhai ki disrespect main majaak mein bhi bardaasht nahi karunga so ye pehle he dhyaan rakhna.. Yahi aapka sabkuch hain .. Jo kuch bhi hoga woh inke through hoga.. Inhone kuch mana kardiya toh woh nahi hoga i dont care kya hai woh...Ye hoga chain of command ..Ab i know sabke mann mein yahi sawaal hai ki tumhara kya?? Tum kahaan ho iss chain mein.. Where is AP?? Toh main bata dun main kahin nahi hun , sarkaar banaake main inn sabse durr ho jaaunga see I'm not a politician ...


Ye sunte he sablog literally sablog ek sath hanss paddey even mujhe bhi hansi aagayi.. Wohlog ka matlab tha ki mujhse bada politician toh koi paida he naa hua hai..


Main- Ok.. Ok.. I know I'm a great politician but i dont like this. Ye sab passand nahi hai mujhe.. Issliye main mere kaamon mein lag jaaunga jo hai criminals ko maarna.. Because that's what I am good at.. But I'll be always here kissi ko kuch bhi problem hai legal yaa illegal kuch bhi ho come to me I'll make it go away ,logon ki problems gayab karna ache se aata hai mujhe.. Bus iske alawa main nahi rahunga isme.. Yaani active nahi rahunga jyaada.. Lekin haan jab active rahunga naa tab ye baat yaad rakhna ki main he PM hun main he Deva hun main he president hun main he bhagwaan hun jab main active rahunga toh wahi hoga jo main bolunga waise he hoga jaise main bolunga.. As simple as that.. Ok guys.. I gotta go.. Remember aap sab mere liye family ho so kabhi bhi koi bhi kaisi bhi problem aati hai aapko toh dont worry I'll be there.. I'll handle it.. Mujhe bus aapka blind trust caahiye agle kuch din mein bahot kuch hone waala hai bahot jyaada good bhi bad bhi .. I don't know kya kya hoga.. But mujhe ye pata hai ki jo bhi ho humlog sarkaar Banaaenge.. And humein koi nahi roukk shakta.. Nobody can stop us.. Literally nobody.. So bus jo bhi ho mujhpe vishwaash rakhna... I'll handle everything.. Thanks for trusting me..PM uncle and bhai se baat karo aaplog..Good bye..


Ye bolke maine screeshot liya and call leave kardi. .


Abeer- Bc thanks toh sunleta unke..


Main-Naa.. Jyaada attach ho jaaenge fir mujhse.. Main aise he theek hun kabhi kabhaar parkat hounga main.. Aise fir meri power bani rahegi..


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