Update-589(Fucked?)
589
Ellie se baat karke main waapis baith gaya apne cell mein tabtak Vinay aagaya..
Vinay-Dinner ready hai bhai.. Aaj aapke liye firse kheer banwaai hai bol rahe hain badhiya bani hai..
Main-Arrey waah bhenchod.. Chal bc Jatin ,Fir thandi ho jaaegi..
Humlog kitchen aaye maine obviously kheer kheer he lee and kheer waakai mein theek thi I mean kal se better thi aaj toh dry fruits bhi they bc usme.. Maine kheer khaai or waapis bahaar aaya lawn mein tehalne toh udhar se SP aagaya..
SP-Good evening sir..
Main-Good Evening SP sahaab...
SP-Dinner kaisa tha sir??
Main- Better a lot better..
SP-We made a lot of changes after your guidelines sir..
Main- It worked.. Kya issue hai? Khullke bolo.. I can read people.. Kya dikkat hai?
SP- Sir ek issue hogaya hai.. Kissi ne kuch video clips share ki hain aapki yahaan par 15-20 seconds ki 2 clips hain ek mein aap kapde dhote hue dikh rahe ho or dusare mein aap aaj subah breakfast karte hue dikh rahe ho.. I'm really sorry sir but no idea woh clips kissi kaidi ne record kari hain yaa fir kissi worker ne.. DG sahaab ne bahot sunaaya sir written report maangi hai.. I'm really sorry sir doobara aisa nahi hoga ,I promise.. Please DG sahaab se baat karke mera suspension rukkwa dijiye sir..
Main-Rukkwa dunga suspension toh woh dikkat nahi hai but haan doobara aisa hona chahiye tab rukkwaaunga..
SP-Main samjha nahi sir..
Main- SP sahaab mere liye buri baat nahi hai ye main toh caahta hun video leak hon mere ,jinmein ye show ho ki main koi VIP banke jail mein nahi reh raha hun balki as a normal prisoner reh raha hun, Tihar mein aaj se pehle 7-8 Political leaders ya bade businessman's ki videos leak ho chuki hain or unn sabko VIP treatment letey hue video mein dekha gaya hai ab ek taraf woh VIPs hain or dusari taraf main jo un sabse bahot jyada uppar hun jab log mujhe dekhenge aise rehte hue toh kya hoga ??
SP- Obviously sir aapke liye respect jaagegi unke dil mein..
Main- Exactly or naa keval respect jaagegi balki wohlog sympathy denge mujhe ab ye clips 2-3 din takk mujhe he chalne dengi.. Jail k andar baitha main trending mein he rahunga.. Or yahi toh caahiye tha mujhe issliye toh VIP treatment nahi liya maine..
SP-Issiliye aap aap ho sir.. You're smarter than everyone else..
Main-Exactly toh dont worry DG sahaab ko message kardunga main.. Uske alawa ek kaam karo ,dono aaj subah ki videos hain toh media ko bolo videos na kissi prisoner ne record ki hai or naa he kissi worker ne ye toh delivery waalon ne ki hai jo food etc items deliver karne aaye they exactly kon tha woh uspe investigation chal rahi hai.. Isase tum bhi safe or hum bhi..
SP-Sure sir.. Thanks a lot sir.
Main-No worries..
SP-By the way sir kal NIA waalon ne investigation 1 ghanta jaldi suru karne ki permission Lee hai judge se toh thoda pehle aana hoga aapko bhi..
Main-Ahahaa.. Sure.. BC aaj bichmeim bhaag gaye kal jaldi aake kya kar lenge..
SP-Ohh haan aaj jaldi kaise bhaag gaye??
Main- Chutiya kaat diya maine saalon ka.. Uljha diya.. Rone lagi DIG boli tum serious nahi le rahe ho ye hai woh hai.. Judge k saamne petition lagaaungi ki mujhe as hostile treat karne dein or full freedom dein to interrogate me.. Heheheh..
SP-What?? Or aapne unhe lagaane di petition?? I mean aapke lawyer ne kuch nahi kiya..?
Main-Naa toh.. Mera lawyer hai he nahi abhi koi..
SP-Shitt... That's bad..
Main-Kyun?? Kya hua??
SP- Hostile treat karna and full freedom maangana iska matlab pata haina aapko??
Main- Naa toh.. Kya bakchodi hai ye??
SP-Matlag sir woh shakti se interrogate kar shaktey hain aapko.. Maar shakte hain torture kar shakte hain physically and mentally.. They can use 3rd Degree..
Main-What the fuckkkkk... Lund mera..
SP-Ji waise toh allowed nahi hota ye as witness ka vakeel ulta petition laga deta hai toh judge allow nahi karta but yahaan toh aapke pass lawyer he nahi hai or judge khud aapke against hai toh de di hogi permission..
Main- Oh hell no.. Maadarjaat.. Maa chod dunga unki..
SP- Issi liye kal jaldi aa rahe hain woh log.. They'll torture you sir.. obviously maar shakte nahi aapko wohlog they know who you are .
Main- Haan haan hath nahi lagaaenge ye toh pata hai itani aukaat nahi hai unki but bhenchod darrake dhamkaake sab try karenge and I don't like that..
SP- Ji sir.. They'll mentally torture you..
Main- Iski maa ki chut.. Ye toh gand marr gayi be.. Fuck this shit.. Let me do something..
Main bhaagke waapis cell mein aaya.. Bhenchod ye toh part of the plan nahi tha lund mera dhamkiyaan sahega unki. Halwa thodi hai bhenchod.. Maa naa chod dunga sabki.. Fuck that shit..
Maine apna phone nikaala kuch calls kiye kuch messages kiye.. Tabhi Claire ne bheji mere pass Balvant gang ki recording..
Balvant-Its done paise ka jugaad hogaya hai Mumbai mein..
Sukesh- Great.. Maine bola tha naa woh kuch bhi kar shakti hai..
Balvant- Main or Sudha dono kal subah 7 baje Keerthy or Anil se Mumbai millenge wahaan unhe paise handover karenge and verify karke proofs le lenge..
Sukesh- Pehle video dekhna then aage badhna..
Sudha- Of course.. Kal Deva family ka end suru ho jaaega so congratulations to all of us..
Sukesh- Hell yeah...
Balvant- Chalo hum dono nikalte hain jaake paise takeover karenge Mumbai waalon se . Subah call karunga main good news k sath.. Proofs toh lunga he lunga unse badle mein unse unke MPs ka permanent support bhi maang lunga unke alliance chhodke woh permanently NDP ka part ban jaaenge badle mein promise karenge unko ki AP or Deva se hum bachaaenge unko.. Or 600 crore toh de he rahe hain.. Isme humein saboot bhi mill jaaenge AP k khilaaf and 18-19 MPs bhi mill jaaenge ..
Dharmendra- This is great.. Sone par suhaga..
Sudha- Exactly..
Balvant- Talk to you guys tomorrow..
Call disconnected..
19 MPs .. Hmmmm 12-13 Anil k or 6-7 Keerthy k... Still doesn't matter.. Bahot hain...
Main apna task finish karke soya.. Plan set kardiya tha Maine.. Agar ye plan sahi se nahi gaya toh subah NIA waale gand tod denge meri.. Yahi sochte sochte late takk soya main and subah jaldi uthh gaya.. Fresh hua and naha liya.. Breakfast mein bus dudh liya.. Or Dudh peeke main waapis cell mein aaya phone rakhne toh Claire ne just ek recording bheji thi mere pass Balvant wagairaah ki he thi abhi 5-7 minutes pehle ki..
Balvant- Guess what guys??
Sukesh -Mill gaye saboot??
Balvant-Arrey bilkul HD mein 4k mein.. Maine or Sudha ne dekhi hai video dono ,Ankit Khullam khulla deal kar raha hai Anil k sath and Keerthy k sath bhi..uske alawa cash kaa bhi directly jikar hai or uski bataai locations par cash milla hone ka proof hai woh bhi thoda bahot nahi hajaaron crores.. Pendrive hai mere pass..
Sudha- Haan humein dikhaai pendrive ki video pehle unhone.. Sab clear hai. AP is fucked..
Dharmendra-Oh my god finally.. Finally... Hell yeah..
Balvant- Ek issue hai lekin Perfectly coded pendrive hai koi techie ne ki hai toh isme jo video hai woh sirf or sirf ek he baar orr play ho shakti hai.. Anil ne bataya ki usne ye prove karne k liye kiya hai ki uske pass orr copies nahi hain uss video ki.. Taaki humein shakk naa ho ki kahin orr bhi bechega ye videos woh..
Sukesh- Smart.. but ab copies banwaa lo..
Balvant- Haan bol diya hai maine apne ek expert ko.. Bola Delhi le aao woh bana dega 24 hours mein multiple copies..
Sukesh - Ok le aao fir.. Copies banaake ek court mein submit karwa do or baaki media mein bhej do..
Balvant- Wahi karna padega... Bus nikal rahe hain humlog Mumbai se..
Amit- MP seats ka kya hua??
Balvant- Woh bhi khareed lee unse.. Unhone kaha AP ko permanent jail bhejdo ussi din humaare sath judd jaaenge woh or fir hum unke MPs k pass paisa bhijwa denge.. Yaani Seats bhi khareed lee or saboot bhi..
Amit- Great.. Great.. Just great..
Balvant- Haan.. Bus ab AP ko Khatam hotey dekhna baaki hai bus..
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