Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[RAAZ]

Update-600(They Lost -1)
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600

SP mujhe puri force k sath leke ek bungalow k bahaar pohancha..

Main- Yahi bungalow hai shayad..Ek second...

Maine phone mein address dekha ..

Main-Yep yahi hai..

SP-Guards hain gate par bhai..

Main - 1,2,3 ,4 ,5,6,7 ...7 guards hain or mere piche 70+ police waale kamaal kartey ho SP sahaab..

SP- Ye baat hai toh abhi khulwa detey hain Bhai..

SP uttara uske sath baaki police waale uttare waise toh guards k pass weapons they lekin bhenchod itani force dekh k unhone turant he hath uppar kar liye or kuch police waalon ne daboch liya unhe gate khulla uss aalishaan bungalow ka or main or SP pehli gaadi mein andar aaye toh andar lawn mein he saamne mehfill jami thi Wahaan Balvant ,Sudha ,Diksha ,Sukesh ,Amit , Dharmendra or Sonia Arya mojjud they actually Sukesh or Sonia ka he bungalow tha ye..

Main-(Chilaake) Arrey bhaagna nahi bhosdwaalo arrest karne nahi aaye hain main hun...

Wohlog sachmein bhaagne ko taiyaar they lekin mujhe dekh rukk gaye..Meri gaadi unke bagal mein rukki or main gaadi se uttara unko dekha toh bhenchod finally mera mission successful hua or mere dil ko shanti paddi unke chehre dekh k unke chehre bhenchod aise hogaye they jaise unki gand maar gaya ho koi...

Main- Whatsup guys..How you doing ? Bhenchod kya din aagaye hain tumhare bharri Dopehar mein Whiskey pee rahe ho bolo...Aisa kya hua be ?

Wohlog kuch nahi bole literally sir niche karke khaddey rahe toh maine Sukesh ki chair khinchi or baitha wahaan..

Main- Baitho bhenchod.. Baitho baitho...SP sahaab aaplog bhi thoda tehal lo badhiya lawn hai..

Ye sunke SP or baaki officers piche chale gaye or wahaan bus humlog he bache..

Finally wohlog baithey Sukesh khadda raha as uski chair maine le lee thi..

Main- Arrey bolo bhenchod kuch toh bolo...Saanp sungh gaya kya be..

Amit- H...hhhow???

Main-Yess.Ye hui naa baat bc mujhe laga tha tum puchoge he nahi main bataane ko utaawla horaha tha idhar baat khud ba khud nikal rahi thi ...So tumlogon k khatam hone ki shuruwaat toh actually ussi din hogayi thi jab tumlogon ne apne jhant bharr k dimag mein mujhe barbaad karne ka plan banaake CBI ko mere piche bheja tha lekin main bhenchod iske Baap mere Balwan Uncle ki wajah se woh situation bhullne ko taiyaar tha maine baksh diya tha tumlogon ko lekin tumhari kismat or niyat dono he kharaab they jo tum doobara mere piche aaye or again mere piche aaye hote toh main chhod deta lekin tum abki baar meri family k bhi piche aaye and no one I repeat no one touches my family , toh jaise he tumne woh ghatiya plan banaya tha naa Humein alliance mein lene ka toh mujhe tumhare plan ki boo tabhi aagayi thi tum sabka iq milaake bhi mere aas pass nahi hoga toh tumne soch kaise liya ki main jiska kaam hai samne waale k plans padhna woh tumhara itana ghatiya plan nahi padh paaunga ,main tabhi samjh gaya tha ki sarkaar tumhari strong hai toh ye naatak kyun kar rahe ho tum fir maine thodi research ki toh samjh aaya ki humein sath leke humein khatam kar dene ka plan hai tumhara Bus ussi din se mere counter plans chaalu hogaye or sabse pehle main reasons dhundney laga ki bc keval humein khatam karna he toh reason nahi ho shakta itana sab karne ka fir mujhe tumhara dusara plan samjh aaya woh tha apni leadership change karne ka or PM ko badalne ka bus fir kya tha tum humaari party tod paatey usase pehle maine tumhari sarkaar Tod di..PM se Milla usse tumhara plan bataya woh khussi khussi aagaya or fir one by one harr state mein logon ko khareedta raha main ...Ek hath mein Blank Cheque or Dusare mein AK47 Leke chal raha tha main lekin thankfully sabne khussi khussi Cheque he leliya end mein ..Ab mujhe pata tha tumhare gandey dimag mein firse ye plan aayega ki humaare MPs ko waapis khareedke tum sarkaar giraane ki koshish karoge issliye maine abki baar 400 paar kardiya toh giraana impossible tha ab sab sahi tha lekin badla pura kaha hua ab first mujhse sirf or sirf Balvant or Sudha se matlab tha baaki tum kuch bhi karte caahe main ignore maar deta lekin fir bhenchod tumne ye warrant waali bakchodi ki fir maine socha ab toh kya he chhodunga tumhe issliye maine he Reddy or Keerthy ko bola tha tumhe bulaane k liye kyunki mujhe pata tha woh dono Sudha or Balvant ko ache se jaante hain toh ye natak woh karenge toh real lagega or unke bulaane par tum doudtey hue jaaoge or wahi hua tum doudtey hue gaye paise leke woh bhi, unhone videos dikhaai woh real thi lekin baadmein pendrives he change hogayi or tumhe bhanak bhi nahi lagi or check tum kar nahi shakte they Kyunki tumhe pata tha ki ek he baar play hogi video issliye maine apna last step ekdum perfectly set kiya taaki jaise he tum airport se uttaro tumhe media waale gherr lein woh media waale bhi mere he log they unhe dekh k tumhe idea aaya ki video abhi chalaa deta hun sarkaar bananey se pehle girr jaaegi ab tumne video chalai and bam here we are...So tum sabne jahaan jitani planning ki wahin par main tumse 1000 kadam aage tha i predicted all your moves ..Tumhe laga tum race mein aage chal rahe ho lekin tabtak toh main woh race khatam kar chuka tha ...You thought you'll defeat me ,hell naah ,I'm not built for Defeat ,even my Failures are afraid of me...

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Kia khoob. Kia ready n kirti ko hi apna mohra bana liya jaisay unki hype chali the to yah lag raha thaa ki yah log bol saktey hai 1 min ko bhi khayal na aaya woh double cross wala game khel saktey hai and BAM sara bisat Hi ulat diya. Balvant ko chor do lekin yah sali sudha ko seedha karna hai woh bhi sahi wala coz woh kuttey ki dum kabhi nahi sudhregi n uska pilla bhatija Bhi college me bohat ud raha thaa ab dekhtey hai kaha tak udta hai.

 

[NitinAgarwal17]

GAJAB AP bhai mast update ...ek baat to hai daily subha aapke update ka wait rehte hai ...it means AP bhai Story mastt hai ...

 

[RAAZ]

Update-601(They Lost-2)
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601

Main- Ab jab reality check de diya hai tumhe toh ab meri baat kaan kholke sunlo saari zindagi Tihar mein nikalwaaunga literally saari zindagi sabko a to z ye madam ko chhodke aap kon ??Sukesh ki wife ho right aap ??

Balvant- Inn baaki sabne kya kiya hai ??ye kyun Tihar jaaenge Saboot toh mere or Sudha k khilaaf hain..

Main- Hmm..Let me think about this one..Sabse pehle baat kartey hain tumhari bhateeji Madam Diksha ji ki ye aapki party ki treasurer hain toh 600 crore mein tere or Sudha k baad iska he naam aana hai..Uske baad aati hain DIG Neha ,woh dengi gawaahi kaise inhone unhe torture kiya hai or apne corrupt kaam karwaaye hain ek DIG level k officer ki ye haalat kardi isne no no no ..toh ye gayi..uske baad aatey hain Amit or Dharmendra ji k uppar toh again paise se tie karunga pehle toh or fir agaya is Amit ka mosa woh judge tum dono ka naam ratt raha hai woh toh ek sans yaani tum dono bhi gaye ..Ab aatey hain Sukesh ji k uppar...Toh Piyush bhi bol raha hai sabkuch bakk dega woh bhi..

Sukesh- Piyush se mera koi lena dena nahi hai..

Main- Koi naa lena dena toh main banwa lunga..Or chal chhod Piyush ko chhod Dipali or Arushi yaad hain ??

Ye dono naam sunke usski gand fatt gayi..

Main- Chal thodi memory refresh karwa deta hun teri ,North Mumbai se..

Sukes-.w.w.w.oh..

Main- Ji ..Sabse lambe se tu he jaaega ..Ji toh sab gaye naa ??good ab tumlog puchoge solution kya hai inn sabka ..haina ??Toh Solution tumhare saamne baitha hai chalo abhi toh tumhaare andar attitude hai ego hai toh abhi toh tum karoge nahi but jab bhi ye attitude or ego khatam ho jaaye tab Mere pair pakkadke maafi maangna sabke saamne mood hoga toh chhudwa dunga ..

Balvant-Never..

Main- Arrey tabhi toh bola jab Mann kare ,i know abhi toh attitude hai ego hai nahi karoge tumlog lekin kuch din mein akal aa jaaegi..Tumhe kya lagta hai court kacheri mein Jeet jaaoge tum ??Sapno mein bhi nahi tumne toh judge khareeda tha main puri ki puri court khareed lunga abe vakeel nahi millega tumhe case laddne waala koi or le bhi aaye vakeel toh kahin nahi jaaoge ghum firke mere he pairon mein aana hai ... Bhagwan hun main literally mujhse koi nahi jeet shakta toh don't worry abhi lagaalo apna jorr jitana lagaana hai or jiss din ye lage ki haan AP bhai k pairon mein he hai swarg tab aajaana ..Sabko ek sath nahi aana hai jisko jaldi akal aa jaaye woh jaldi aa jaana lekin haan ye Saaf hai maafi mere pairon mein aake he millegi...

Sudha- You ww...

Main-Ssshhhh ! Budhiya tu toh bol he matt even tu toh dikh he matt munh se huggegi he huggegi tu issliye chup chaap baith apne dialogues apne andar leke baith ,terese pehle tera sasur barbaad hogaya humein barbaad kartey kartey fir tera pati chal bassa humein barbaad kartey kartey or ab tu bhi khatam hogayi humein barbaad kartey kartey abhi bhi bakchodi kar rahi hai raipta maar dunga saali ko bhai kasam thappad maar dunga bhosdiwaali munh se ek word bhi nikaala toh..Sharam naam ki cheej nahi hai bhenchod abhi bhi munh khol rahi hai ,abe pichle 50 saal se tera pariwar or fir tu ro rahe ho humein khatam karne k liye ,najaane kitani baar try kar chuke tumlog lekin ek baar bhi aisa bataa dey ki humne tujhe ya teri family ko kuch bhi kiya ho toh ,never, kabhi humaari taraf se tumhe kuch nahi kiya gaya fir bhi bhenchod tumlog lage rahe or aaj jab hissab horaha hai toh ro rahi hai bhadwi .Naa bataa dey aisi ek bhi situation bata dey jab humaari side se kissi ne tere yaa tere pariwar ko saamne se kuch kiya ho ye shuruwat bhi maine he ki hai karne ki usase pehle 50+ saal takk tum akele dushmani dikha rahe they ab maine dushmani dikhaai toh seh nahi paai ...Maa kasam thappad maar dunga kuch bhi nikala toh tere munh se i don't give a fuck aurat hai tu .

Ye sunke Sudha ka khulla munh turant bandh hogaya..

Main- Good ...Haan tu bol bhai teri shakal se lag raha hai tujhe maafi caahiye.. Kyunki ye toh bahaar aa bhi jaaenge budhaapa karke bimari karke lekin Tera toh jurm inse 10 gunna khatarnak hai saari zindagi Kasam se saari jindagi bahaar nahi aaega jail se bail par bhi nahi .Or rapists k sath jail mein kya hota hai pata hai tujhe ???Bahot kuch....Bol caahiye na maafi ??

Sukesh-Y.y.y.e...yeah.yeah....

Main- Pair yahaan hain fir..

Woh bhenchod maano mere bolne ka he wait kar raha tha woh seedha mere pairon mein girr padda .

Sukesh- Please..I'm so so sorry..maaf kardo..Main koi politician nahi hun I'm imm..just a businessman...I'm sorry ...I know I fucked up.. I'm sorry please...

Main- Arrey bus pagle rulaaega kya uth uth..Ab bata ye teri wife hai jo...Isko trust karta hai tu ??

Sukesh-Yess.. Blindly..

Main-Gajab toh shyaana ban obviously yelog toh Politicians hain ye toh bhaagenge nahi kyunki bhaagenge toh bhi jindagi khatam he hai lekin tu ,bc tu toh Businessmen hai apni taraf dekh ...Ek kaam kar apna sabkuch ye teri wife k naam transfer kar literally sab kuch...Or tere Germany mein hotels haina woh sambhaal wahaan jaake ,india ko bhull jaa dekhna bhi nahi iss taraf...

Sukesh-B...but wahaan se toh pakkad legi indian government...

Main- Abe gandu indian government tere saamne baithi hai ,main he hun indian government...Yahaan rahega toh maaholl garmaaega fir pakkadna padega ,main bhi kuch nahi kar paaunga isliye Jaa Germany wahaan apna business sambhaal, paisa wahaan bhi bahot hai tera koi nahi dhundaney aaega tujhe wahaan aaram se reh ,haan agar kabhi bhullke bhi India aaya toh ussi din dhar liya jaaega toh ye kurbaani deni padegi tujhe...36 hours deta hun tujhe tabtak gayab ho jaa 36 hours 1 minutes par uthwaliya jaaega tujhe ...

Sukes-...oko...ok....

Main-Ok toh fir main nikalta hun thode din mein wahin millunga Tihar mein ,farak bus itana hoga main uss din bahaar jaa raha hounga or tumlog andar aa rahe hoge..Toh Peace out
homies and Yes I Won You Lost...

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Sukesh gaya apni biwi Soniya ko apna sab kuch de kar ab ek cheez bhi mil gayi hai 2.0 ke liye yani ab woh hoga n Soniya aur jo wada us se kia thaa woh bhi pura hoga. Lekin yah kia apna pura plan bak diya in logo ke samney kyu coz saanp ka fan to puri tarah kuchal dena chahiye . Ab dekhtey hai aage kia banta hai kab AP bahar aata hai aur Balwant n party andar ko jaati hai.
Maza aa gaya yah update pad ker lekin again is buddhi ko mat chorna kisi bhi keemat par.

 

[111ramjain]

Nice update bro

 

[JTN]

Arrey de do issko bhi vote apna he banda hai .

Jaisa AP bhai ka adesh

 

[JTN]

Great update AP bhai.
ab maafi ke liye bhi itna attitude, haar ke bhi samjh nahi aay kya.

 

[Sweetkaran]

Update-600(They Lost -1)
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600

SP mujhe puri force k sath leke ek bungalow k bahaar pohancha..

Main- Yahi bungalow hai shayad..Ek second...

Maine phone mein address dekha ..

Main-Yep yahi hai..

SP-Guards hain gate par bhai..

Main - 1,2,3 ,4 ,5,6,7 ...7 guards hain or mere piche 70+ police waale kamaal kartey ho SP sahaab..

SP- Ye baat hai toh abhi khulwa detey hain Bhai..

SP uttara uske sath baaki police waale uttare waise toh guards k pass weapons they lekin bhenchod itani force dekh k unhone turant he hath uppar kar liye or kuch police waalon ne daboch liya unhe gate khulla uss aalishaan bungalow ka or main or SP pehli gaadi mein andar aaye toh andar lawn mein he saamne mehfill jami thi Wahaan Balvant ,Sudha ,Diksha ,Sukesh ,Amit , Dharmendra or Sonia Arya mojjud they actually Sukesh or Sonia ka he bungalow tha ye..

Main-(Chilaake) Arrey bhaagna nahi bhosdwaalo arrest karne nahi aaye hain main hun...

Wohlog sachmein bhaagne ko taiyaar they lekin mujhe dekh rukk gaye..Meri gaadi unke bagal mein rukki or main gaadi se uttara unko dekha toh bhenchod finally mera mission successful hua or mere dil ko shanti paddi unke chehre dekh k unke chehre bhenchod aise hogaye they jaise unki gand maar gaya ho koi...

Main- Whatsup guys..How you doing ? Bhenchod kya din aagaye hain tumhare bharri Dopehar mein Whiskey pee rahe ho bolo...Aisa kya hua be ?

Wohlog kuch nahi bole literally sir niche karke khaddey rahe toh maine Sukesh ki chair khinchi or baitha wahaan..

Main- Baitho bhenchod.. Baitho baitho...SP sahaab aaplog bhi thoda tehal lo badhiya lawn hai..

Ye sunke SP or baaki officers piche chale gaye or wahaan bus humlog he bache..

Finally wohlog baithey Sukesh khadda raha as uski chair maine le lee thi..

Main- Arrey bolo bhenchod kuch toh bolo...Saanp sungh gaya kya be..

Amit- H...hhhow???

Main-Yess.Ye hui naa baat bc mujhe laga tha tum puchoge he nahi main bataane ko utaawla horaha tha idhar baat khud ba khud nikal rahi thi ...So tumlogon k khatam hone ki shuruwaat toh actually ussi din hogayi thi jab tumlogon ne apne jhant bharr k dimag mein mujhe barbaad karne ka plan banaake CBI ko mere piche bheja tha lekin main bhenchod iske Baap mere Balwan Uncle ki wajah se woh situation bhullne ko taiyaar tha maine baksh diya tha tumlogon ko lekin tumhari kismat or niyat dono he kharaab they jo tum doobara mere piche aaye or again mere piche aaye hote toh main chhod deta lekin tum abki baar meri family k bhi piche aaye and no one I repeat no one touches my family , toh jaise he tumne woh ghatiya plan banaya tha naa Humein alliance mein lene ka toh mujhe tumhare plan ki boo tabhi aagayi thi tum sabka iq milaake bhi mere aas pass nahi hoga toh tumne soch kaise liya ki main jiska kaam hai samne waale k plans padhna woh tumhara itana ghatiya plan nahi padh paaunga ,main tabhi samjh gaya tha ki sarkaar tumhari strong hai toh ye naatak kyun kar rahe ho tum fir maine thodi research ki toh samjh aaya ki humein sath leke humein khatam kar dene ka plan hai tumhara Bus ussi din se mere counter plans chaalu hogaye or sabse pehle main reasons dhundney laga ki bc keval humein khatam karna he toh reason nahi ho shakta itana sab karne ka fir mujhe tumhara dusara plan samjh aaya woh tha apni leadership change karne ka or PM ko badalne ka bus fir kya tha tum humaari party tod paatey usase pehle maine tumhari sarkaar Tod di..PM se Milla usse tumhara plan bataya woh khussi khussi aagaya or fir one by one harr state mein logon ko khareedta raha main ...Ek hath mein Blank Cheque or Dusare mein AK47 Leke chal raha tha main lekin thankfully sabne khussi khussi Cheque he leliya end mein ..Ab mujhe pata tha tumhare gandey dimag mein firse ye plan aayega ki humaare MPs ko waapis khareedke tum sarkaar giraane ki koshish karoge issliye maine abki baar 400 paar kardiya toh giraana impossible tha ab sab sahi tha lekin badla pura kaha hua ab first mujhse sirf or sirf Balvant or Sudha se matlab tha baaki tum kuch bhi karte caahe main ignore maar deta lekin fir bhenchod tumne ye warrant waali bakchodi ki fir maine socha ab toh kya he chhodunga tumhe issliye maine he Reddy or Keerthy ko bola tha tumhe bulaane k liye kyunki mujhe pata tha woh dono Sudha or Balvant ko ache se jaante hain toh ye natak woh karenge toh real lagega or unke bulaane par tum doudtey hue jaaoge or wahi hua tum doudtey hue gaye paise leke woh bhi, unhone videos dikhaai woh real thi lekin baadmein pendrives he change hogayi or tumhe bhanak bhi nahi lagi or check tum kar nahi shakte they Kyunki tumhe pata tha ki ek he baar play hogi video issliye maine apna last step ekdum perfectly set kiya taaki jaise he tum airport se uttaro tumhe media waale gherr lein woh media waale bhi mere he log they unhe dekh k tumhe idea aaya ki video abhi chalaa deta hun sarkaar bananey se pehle girr jaaegi ab tumne video chalai and bam here we are...So tum sabne jahaan jitani planning ki wahin par main tumse 1000 kadam aage tha i predicted all your moves ..Tumhe laga tum race mein aage chal rahe ho lekin tabtak toh main woh race khatam kar chuka tha ...You thought you'll defeat me ,hell naah ,I'm not built for Defeat ,even my Failures are afraid of me...

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Awesome update bro

 

[Sweetkaran]

Update-601(They Lost-2)
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601

Main- Ab jab reality check de diya hai tumhe toh ab meri baat kaan kholke sunlo saari zindagi Tihar mein nikalwaaunga literally saari zindagi sabko a to z ye madam ko chhodke aap kon ??Sukesh ki wife ho right aap ??

Balvant- Inn baaki sabne kya kiya hai ??ye kyun Tihar jaaenge Saboot toh mere or Sudha k khilaaf hain..

Main- Hmm..Let me think about this one..Sabse pehle baat kartey hain tumhari bhateeji Madam Diksha ji ki ye aapki party ki treasurer hain toh 600 crore mein tere or Sudha k baad iska he naam aana hai..Uske baad aati hain DIG Neha ,woh dengi gawaahi kaise inhone unhe torture kiya hai or apne corrupt kaam karwaaye hain ek DIG level k officer ki ye haalat kardi isne no no no ..toh ye gayi..uske baad aatey hain Amit or Dharmendra ji k uppar toh again paise se tie karunga pehle toh or fir agaya is Amit ka mosa woh judge tum dono ka naam ratt raha hai woh toh ek sans yaani tum dono bhi gaye ..Ab aatey hain Sukesh ji k uppar...Toh Piyush bhi bol raha hai sabkuch bakk dega woh bhi..

Sukesh- Piyush se mera koi lena dena nahi hai..

Main- Koi naa lena dena toh main banwa lunga..Or chal chhod Piyush ko chhod Dipali or Arushi yaad hain ??

Ye dono naam sunke usski gand fatt gayi..

Main- Chal thodi memory refresh karwa deta hun teri ,North Mumbai se..

Sukes-.w.w.w.oh..

Main- Ji ..Sabse lambe se tu he jaaega ..Ji toh sab gaye naa ??good ab tumlog puchoge solution kya hai inn sabka ..haina ??Toh Solution tumhare saamne baitha hai chalo abhi toh tumhaare andar attitude hai ego hai toh abhi toh tum karoge nahi but jab bhi ye attitude or ego khatam ho jaaye tab Mere pair pakkadke maafi maangna sabke saamne mood hoga toh chhudwa dunga ..

Balvant-Never..

Main- Arrey tabhi toh bola jab Mann kare ,i know abhi toh attitude hai ego hai nahi karoge tumlog lekin kuch din mein akal aa jaaegi..Tumhe kya lagta hai court kacheri mein Jeet jaaoge tum ??Sapno mein bhi nahi tumne toh judge khareeda tha main puri ki puri court khareed lunga abe vakeel nahi millega tumhe case laddne waala koi or le bhi aaye vakeel toh kahin nahi jaaoge ghum firke mere he pairon mein aana hai ... Bhagwan hun main literally mujhse koi nahi jeet shakta toh don't worry abhi lagaalo apna jorr jitana lagaana hai or jiss din ye lage ki haan AP bhai k pairon mein he hai swarg tab aajaana ..Sabko ek sath nahi aana hai jisko jaldi akal aa jaaye woh jaldi aa jaana lekin haan ye Saaf hai maafi mere pairon mein aake he millegi...

Sudha- You ww...

Main-Ssshhhh ! Budhiya tu toh bol he matt even tu toh dikh he matt munh se huggegi he huggegi tu issliye chup chaap baith apne dialogues apne andar leke baith ,terese pehle tera sasur barbaad hogaya humein barbaad kartey kartey fir tera pati chal bassa humein barbaad kartey kartey or ab tu bhi khatam hogayi humein barbaad kartey kartey abhi bhi bakchodi kar rahi hai raipta maar dunga saali ko bhai kasam thappad maar dunga bhosdiwaali munh se ek word bhi nikaala toh..Sharam naam ki cheej nahi hai bhenchod abhi bhi munh khol rahi hai ,abe pichle 50 saal se tera pariwar or fir tu ro rahe ho humein khatam karne k liye ,najaane kitani baar try kar chuke tumlog lekin ek baar bhi aisa bataa dey ki humne tujhe ya teri family ko kuch bhi kiya ho toh ,never, kabhi humaari taraf se tumhe kuch nahi kiya gaya fir bhi bhenchod tumlog lage rahe or aaj jab hissab horaha hai toh ro rahi hai bhadwi .Naa bataa dey aisi ek bhi situation bata dey jab humaari side se kissi ne tere yaa tere pariwar ko saamne se kuch kiya ho ye shuruwat bhi maine he ki hai karne ki usase pehle 50+ saal takk tum akele dushmani dikha rahe they ab maine dushmani dikhaai toh seh nahi paai ...Maa kasam thappad maar dunga kuch bhi nikala toh tere munh se i don't give a fuck aurat hai tu .

Ye sunke Sudha ka khulla munh turant bandh hogaya..

Main- Good ...Haan tu bol bhai teri shakal se lag raha hai tujhe maafi caahiye.. Kyunki ye toh bahaar aa bhi jaaenge budhaapa karke bimari karke lekin Tera toh jurm inse 10 gunna khatarnak hai saari zindagi Kasam se saari jindagi bahaar nahi aaega jail se bail par bhi nahi .Or rapists k sath jail mein kya hota hai pata hai tujhe ???Bahot kuch....Bol caahiye na maafi ??

Sukesh-Y.y.y.e...yeah.yeah....

Main- Pair yahaan hain fir..

Woh bhenchod maano mere bolne ka he wait kar raha tha woh seedha mere pairon mein girr padda .

Sukesh- Please..I'm so so sorry..maaf kardo..Main koi politician nahi hun I'm imm..just a businessman...I'm sorry ...I know I fucked up.. I'm sorry please...

Main- Arrey bus pagle rulaaega kya uth uth..Ab bata ye teri wife hai jo...Isko trust karta hai tu ??

Sukesh-Yess.. Blindly..

Main-Gajab toh shyaana ban obviously yelog toh Politicians hain ye toh bhaagenge nahi kyunki bhaagenge toh bhi jindagi khatam he hai lekin tu ,bc tu toh Businessmen hai apni taraf dekh ...Ek kaam kar apna sabkuch ye teri wife k naam transfer kar literally sab kuch...Or tere Germany mein hotels haina woh sambhaal wahaan jaake ,india ko bhull jaa dekhna bhi nahi iss taraf...

Sukesh-B...but wahaan se toh pakkad legi indian government...

Main- Abe gandu indian government tere saamne baithi hai ,main he hun indian government...Yahaan rahega toh maaholl garmaaega fir pakkadna padega ,main bhi kuch nahi kar paaunga isliye Jaa Germany wahaan apna business sambhaal, paisa wahaan bhi bahot hai tera koi nahi dhundaney aaega tujhe wahaan aaram se reh ,haan agar kabhi bhullke bhi India aaya toh ussi din dhar liya jaaega toh ye kurbaani deni padegi tujhe...36 hours deta hun tujhe tabtak gayab ho jaa 36 hours 1 minutes par uthwaliya jaaega tujhe ...

Sukes-...oko...ok....

Main-Ok toh fir main nikalta hun thode din mein wahin millunga Tihar mein ,farak bus itana hoga main uss din bahaar jaa raha hounga or tumlog andar aa rahe hoge..Toh Peace out
homies and Yes I Won You Lost...

Continued...

Fabulous mind blowing update bro

 

[Sushilnkt]

ये उम्दा रहा

 

[Raj Singh]

Fantastic updates