Update-620(Blackmail?)
620
Main- Kaisa blackmail lekin ??
3.0- Well jaisa maine kaha Issiliye tujhe bula rahe hain Elders most probably koi impossible saa task aaya hoga jo obviously dusara koi kar nahi shakta or kar shakta hai toh bhi Illegal hoga jisse koi regular team ya agents nahi kar shakte issliye woh tujhe bulaaenge ...Kya hoga main batata hun...Wohlog oscar level acting karenge sabke saamne ki MOD bahot problems aa rahi hain Pakistan Underworld se bahot pressure aa raha hai humaare hath bhi bandhe hue hain hum kuch nahi kar shaktey toh Case ki dates laani padegi or tumhe tumhara case ladna padega ..Fir tum unke saamne request karoge ki Elders main toh fans jaaunga maine nahi kiya kuch bhi main kyun case laddun ,3.0 ko aane do woh deal karega uski problem hai...Mujhe toh pata bhi nahi ho kya Raha hai ...Fir woh bolenge ki unfortunately matter bahot bada hogaya hai MOD hum kuch nahi kar shaktey ye toh karwana padega ..Fir tu bolega ki Leader Jacob aap toh kuch karo do something I'm getting fucked here...Fir Jacob Oscar winner acting karke bolega tune humaare liye bahot kuch kiya hai blah blah tu important hai tu humara banda hai etc etc toh tere liye main kuch kar shakta hun actually recently humaare pass ek task aaya hai jo impossible sa hai humne ROw se agents bhej diye High Command se bhi Hounds se bhi clans se bhi etc etc lekin koi nahi kar paaya actually tere level ka task hai impossible tasks tu he kar shakta hai and also thoda against the rules hai toh hum mein se koi rules violate karne ki soch bhi nahi shakta but tu MOD hai 99% rules tujhpe laagu nahi hotey toh tu ye kar shakta hai or agar tu ye task kar dega toh main Pakistani Leaders se personally baat karunga taaki woh case k liye tujhe time dey atleast kuch months kaa time toh dein..Toh tu ye kardega toh ye case kuch months aage badha denge humlog...
Main- Kuch months ?? Bhenchod Illegal impossible task k badle kuch he months denge ...Case cancel karwaein toh task karunga..
3.0- Fuck no...Wohlog khud cancel nahi karwa shakte ...Rules k according case toh hoga he hoga...Jacob khud kuch nahi kar shakta...Case cancel karne k liye toh kuch bahot bada he karna padega jisase pure Underworld ko benefit ho or Underworld k Saikdon high Ranking leaders sign karein ek petition par tab jaake case cancel ho shakta hai or woh hona impossible hai ..
Main- Toh main task karunga he nahi fuck that .
3.0- Aji haan tu toh khussi khussi karega bc...Kuch months ka time bahot badi baat hai humaare liye bahot badi ..Mana karega toh woh kal case suru kar denge main yahaan hun nahi gand marr jaaegi Bhenchod itani lambi jail ho jaaegi ki samjh naa aaegi...Or yahaan jail matlab we're fucked ..Ek toh prison mein jaane se sabko teri identity pata chal jaaegi ki tu he MOD hai or uppar se itane saal yahaan rakhenge toh India mein kab kya hoga pata bhi hai tujhe or Obviously hum toh active rahenge nahi , saja bhugatni padegi 1.0 ko and woh gand maarlega fir saare plans ki... Jabki tu ye task kar dey or kuch months ki mohlat maang le tabtak main case jeetane ki taiyaari karta hun...Ye kuch months desperately caahiye humein... Desperately..
Main- Aisa kya task hoga bc ??
3.0- Abe mujhe kaise pata hoga ..?
Main- 3.0 haina tu ??tujhe toh future dikhta hai. .
3.0- Yeah 3.0 ko future dikhta hai or abhi bataya na main 3.0 nahi hun ..3.0 hota toh itane bolne par teri mundi na tod deta main bhadwe...Or kitana sab toh bata diya tujhe .. Literally aadha future toh bata diya ki kya hoga kya nahi ...Or kya lega .
Main- You're right bc ,agar tune bola ye sab sach hua toh tu sachmein god hai...
3.0- Rahi baat task ki toh task kya ho shakta hai bhalla..Hmm... Entity related?? nooo.. Entity related hota toh Entity se toh pure Underworld ko problem hai or Entity ko kuch karna impossible hai toh Entity ka task hota toh usse karne k badle Case khatam he karwa detey elders toh kuch or he hoga ..
Main- Koi na parson jaake pata laga he lenge..
3.0- Good .. Waise bhi .
Woh aage kuch bolta usase pehle Mera phone baja J ki video call thi woh Iraq President Zebari se milne gaya tha or usase meri baat karwane waala tha maine apna mask lagaaya or video call recieve ki...
Main- Good Evening Mr President...
Zebari- Good evening Sir How are you ?..
Main- Im good thankyou Mr President..
Ab President ko English utani nahi aati or mujhe Arabic ya Khurdish nahi aati but thankfully J ko sab aata hai toh woh sath sath translator bhi tha mera..
Main- Yaad haina J hum isse...
J- Ohh yeah ache se boss ... Thankfull hai bola humaara...
Main- Hona bhi caahiye..Isko bol humein help caahiye iski...
J ne bataaya usko or badle mein usne jawaab diya..
J- Bol raha hai boss sure jo bhi woh kar shakta hai khussi khussi karega..
Main- Isko bata humne Mines lease par lee hai..
J ne bataya usko.
J- Bol raha hai boss Good but unfortunately humein protection nahi de shakta woh ,it's impossible iske pass itane log nahi hain or uppar se abhi toh war chal raha hai ...
Main- Isko bol protection nahi caahiye bc humein ... Protection ka ulta caahiye humein toh ..Isko bol ki teri government ki harr agency humse durr rahegi koi law agency humaare aas pass bhi nahi aaegi hum apna kaam kar rahe hain humein apna kaam karne do ..Mere vehicles mere Cargo Ships mere planes koi nahi roukkega agar kissi vehicle ya kissi aadmi k pass humaara Tag hai toh usse koi bhi nahi roukkega kabhi nahi ..Hum kuch violently illegal kaam nahi karenge ye promise hai kuch karein toh beshak ye jo marji aaye woh kare...bus mujhe itana caahiye ki humaare business k bich koi nahi aaega ..Badle mein hum isse 50 Million US Dollars denge or next election isko 100% hum sponsor karenge yaani saara kaa saara Paisa humlog lagaaenge ...Or isse proofs dene ki jarurat nahi hai humein ye jaanta hai hum kon hain or kitana paisa hai humaare pass toh Ye deal hogi...
J ne usse samjhaya jisse sunke usko bhi shock laga Bhenchod 50 Million US DOLLARS bahot jyaada hotey hain yahaan k liye bahot jyaada , 6.5 Trillion Iraqi Dinar hogaye ... Obviously uski fattegi ...Usne kuch questions kiye J se and fir bola woh ..
J- Proofs nahi caahiye boss isse bharosa hai humpe ye bolraha hai meri government ya kissi bhi Law Agency ki taraf se humein 0.00001% problems nahi aane dega ye promise hai iska ye sab sambhaal lega vehicles check karna toh durr koi roukkega bhi nahi ..Lekin Main Problem Mines mein jo hai woh Militant Terroristic groups ki hai unhe kaise solve karoge unka hum kuch nahi kar shakte abhi or dusari problem Turkey Missiles par Missiles chhod Raha hai Mines k nearby areas mein ..War ki situation hai ...
Main- Isko bol uski tension naa le .. Militants se main deal karlunga apne hisaab se or rahi baat Turkey ki toh Aaj or abhi war rukk jaaega even Main Turkish President se request karunga ki woh bolega ki Iraqi President se meri baat Hui or unhone kuch points rakhe mere saamne jisse sunke Main unse agree Kiya or abhi k liye Iraqi President Zebari k kehne par we're stopping the war ..Bc soch National Hero ban jaaega ye bhadwa ..Iraq ka saviour ... Superman k maafik popularity hogi iski..Log bhagwaan maan lenge . Opposition takk hath jod lega iske saamne...
J ne usse samjhaya toh woh khussi se bawla hogaya...
J- Bolraha hai boss itana sab karoge aap mere liye ..I can't believe..
Main-1 ghante mein ho jaaega belive .
J- Bolraha hai boss ye toh bahot badi baat hai sachmein national hero ban jaaega ye and thanks a lot ..Ye humaari puri help karega Jo caahiye jaise caahiye woh waise he hoga .. Whatever you guys need ,main provide karunga .. I'll handle everything don't you worry a bit ..
Main- Awesome..Isko bol badle mein bus ek he cheej caahiye woh hai Loyalty Samjha dey isko theek se sabkuch A to Z ..
J- Keh raha hai boss ye humesha loyal rahega jabtak ye power mein hai tabtak...
Main- Toh isko bol chinta Naa kar jabtak tu jinda hai tabtak tujhe power mein rakhne ki guarantee main leta hun ... baaki minor details samjha dey sab isko or Haan koi puche mines k baare mein toh bataana nahi hai koi bilkul he High Ranking Leader yaa fir koi VVVIP puche tab isse sirf or sirf itana batana hai ki koi Russian Businessmen hai Pravitel Smerti main 2 baar milla hun usase or wahi hai Mines ka current owner...That's it ..Chote mote logon ko toh batana he nahi hai...
J- I'll handle this boss so jaao aap...
Main - Cool..Ok Mr President thanks ...Good Night...
Zebari- Thank You Sir ...Thank You...Good Night ...Don't worry I help you always..
Main- I Know you will..
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