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Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

Kya AP ko headquarters jaana caahiye?


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Nearly 50 likes hain updates pe,lekin comment bc 10 bhi nahi :sigh: deal bhull rahe ho kya guys aise matt kiya karo padh rahe ho toh mujhe batao padh rahe ho, comment jarur karo likes ka kya ghanta karunga main 6 lakh k kareeb likes leke baitha hun main unka kuch nahi karna mujhe , mujhe bus tumhare comments se matlab hai unhi se inspire hoke aage likhne ka mann karta hai mera toh please comment kiya karo beshak kaise bhi karo lekin karo jarur.
Aise tumlog comment karna bhull jaaoge toh deal tutt jaaegi Or fir main updates dena bhull jaaunga dont blame me baad mein..

Ab updates wahi puraane time k hisaab se chalenge jabtak enough reviews/comments nahi aaenge main aage update nahi dene waala yahi deal hai kal dene waala tha updates main but ab comments k baad he hoga :sigh: .

Din mein per day 15+ gaon mein votes maangke ,rallies organise karwaake saikdon kilometre gaadi chalaake, galla faad faad k naare lagaake puri puri raat nikal jaati hai mostly time toh fir bhi time nikaalke updates deraha hun bc woh keval issliye ki mujhe tumhare comments se inspiration milti hai toh uss inspiration ko aane do thodi sharam karo bc :laughing: Or reviews dena na bhullo..

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Dino-Dekh shakal dekh sale ki matlab pakka important hai Max Tere liye.. Hahahaa..


Main-So marna manjurr hai lekin Max nahi doge..


Anthony -2 baar fail hochuke hain moutt yaa usase badtar saja boss dega toh darra matt..


Dino-Hahaha..Kabhi nahi dhund paaega usko tu..


Main-Shart lagaaega?? Dhund liya toh bata?? Ohh sorry tu shart tab dekh paaega naa jab tu jinda rahega ..


Ye bolke maine uski khopdi kholdi or Anthony kuch samjh paata tabtak dusari goli uski khopdi mein daag di maine..


"FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK"


Main chilaaya, bhenchod stupid 2.0 bawligand, kyun jikar kiya unke saamne dalle.. Fuck you... Fuckk..


Main khudko gaali deraha tha ki mera phone baja jo bhai ka tha..


Main-Haan bhai..


Deva-Kidhar hai tu?? Main yahaan Anjali wagairaah k pass hun..


Main-Main thoda aage hun sab theek hai wahaan??


Deva-Yeah yeah.. Abeer aagaya tha yahaan toh sath milke sab sambhaal liya inhone mere aane se pehle.. Tu bata theek haina??


Main-Yep safe and sound Anjali darling and baaki ne bacha liya thankfully..


Deva-NCB waali Shruti aagayi hai Dino or woh dusare ka jo karna hai jaldi kar..


Main-Kar chuka..


Deva-Shabbas.. Main thoda piche nikalke baitha hun yahaan rahunga toh media aane waala hai.. Jaldi aa..


Main-Aaya Shruti ko story sunaake..


Call disconnected..


Ab main wahin baith gaya kyunki Shruti ko yahin batadunga kya hua tha warna baad mein bc apne pass bulaaegi abhi jo hai uske saamne he hai..


Ab wahaan baithke main sochne laga apni problem k baare mein, ye awaajon waali problem ab orr ignore nahi kar shakta tha main . bhenchod jaan chali jaaegi iski wajah se kabhi na kabhi, Arrey kabhi kya abhi thodi derr pehle he chali jaati bhenchod,ab toh sawaal he naa hai main ignore karunga ye issue.. Or ye bhi confirm hai ki ye veham bhi naa hai mera no way... Ek baar hogaya do baar hogaya baar baar lawda veham thodi hota hai.. Hmm.. Toh kya kiya jaaye?? Psychiatrist k pass jaaun bc?? Maybe.. Maybe.. doctor Ruhi darling se baat karke koi psychiatrist dhundwata hun jo chup chaap help kar shake..


"Niceee"


Main khawaab se bahaar aaya toh saamne Shruti or uske kuch agents khadde they..


Shruti-Good Evening Sir..


Main-Hiya.. Aap yahaan kaise??


Shruti-Arrey kamaal kartey ho, Sehar k bichon bich iss sehar k maalik k piche behisaab log padde haiin bandukkein leke , no joke almost 150 calls aachuki hain police k pass isko leke or humtak bhi khabar pohanch he gayi but unfortunately thoda late pohanchi khabar..


Main-Yeah so ek baar he bataaunga please likh lo yaa record karlo kyunki meri haalat nahi doobara aane ki tumhare pass..


Shruti-Nilesh recorder suru karo..


Main-Main college canteen mein baitha tha tab mujhe realise hua ki koi najar rakh raha hai mere uppar maine apne dost log ko nikaala wahaan se toh woh log samjh gaye ki mujhe pata chal gaya hai unki presence ka toh unmein se kuch canteen mein he aaye maine wahaan unhe maara and unhi se ek pistol cheenke bhaaga and yahaan takk fir multiple logon ko maara maine ..


Shruti-Multiple se kya matlab hai?? Kitane??


Main-Ginn thodi raha tha yaar jitane bhi niche marre haina college se yahaan takk woh sab maine maare hain ginn lena 20-30 honge..


Maine Chang k shikaaron ko bhi add kartey hue kahaa...


Nilesh-Tum akele ne itane logon ko maara??


Nilesh ne waaqai schoked hote hue kaha..


Main-Yep.. Shock na ho mere rojj ka hai.. So main wahaan uppar roof pe fans gaya tha tab meri team aai toh uppar waalon ko unhone maara unki guns registered hain toh woh clear hoga kisko unhone maara kisko Maine..


Nilesh-Ok fir yahaan takk kaise aaya??


Main-Fir main indono k piche bhaaga yelog gaadi mein they Maine gaadi k tires faade Anthony k pass assault rifle thi woh girwai then Dino k pass pistol bachi toh final fight mein Maine dono ko maar diya..


Shruti-Dono k hathon mein goli lagi hai matlab marne se pehle inke weapons nikalwa chuke they tum fir maara kyun??Surrender kyun nahi karne diya.?


Main-Arrey Keval Anthony ki gun nikalwai thi maine Dino ki pistol thi uske pass toh usne Anhtony ko aage bheja distract karne k liye toh maine pehle uski khopdi kholi or fir Dino or mere bich firing hui toh maine uppar se goli maari Dino k hath pe lekin usne gun nahi chhodi toh maine niche kuddke uske munh pe goli maari.. Ye hua tha... Abhi mujhe medical ki jarurat hai jaaun?? Auto waale ne mere munh par apne auto se kiss dedi..


Shruti-Ok.. Got you... Main try karungi tumhe station naa aana pade but can't promise..


Main-Okkk..


Shruti ne recorder bandh kiya..


Shruti-Achi story banaai hai.. Mujhe pata hai ye dono ki guns nikalwa chuke they baad mein you killed them.. Jaisa tum humesha kartey ho..


Main-Heheheh.. Prove it or it didn't happen.. I win again by the way..


Ye bolke main nikala wahaan se or road ki side aake bhai k pass call kiya Abeer bhi sath tha toh bhai ne mujhe bahot sunaaya, ki main itana careless kaise tha ki simple logic tha apne bhai ka badla jarur lega Dino toh main akela kyun gaya wagairaah wagairaah.. Bahot sunaaya ,obviously bhai k aage main bol shakta nahi kuch or unki baat sach bhi thi then haweli aaye toh fir sunaaney ki baari babhi ki thi unhone toh orr jyaada sunaaya pucho matt main first aid kit ka bahaana banaake apne room mein aaya or Ami ne mere munh wagairaah pe dawaai lagaai..


Ami-Boss aap bahot careless hogaye hain..


Main-A Ami you know tu meri best friend hai lekin ab boli naa ek mukka maarke thobda badal dunga, majaak nahi pichle pure 1.5 ghante se sunraha hun main Pehle Bhai ki fir Jaanwar ki fir Babhi or Meenu ki Rishi ki Mangal toh bacha he hai Delhi se aake woh sunaaega ... Bus my bad hogayi galati but all is well now.. Maar diya lawdo ko.. Maa chudae woh dono..


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Vilas ka game 2.0 style me brutally bajao inka gang thora or zyada hill jana chahiye
 

AP 316

Politically Correct And Motivated.
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573,450
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UUpdate-344 ( Theory)
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Ab raat hui Dino or Anthony ka game bajaake main haweli aachuka tha kaayde se mujhe enjoy karna caahiye tha but nahi mere pass unse bhi badi problem thi or woh thi ye bhenchod awaajein ... "HELP MEEEE.. " Maadarchod inka ilaaj karna tha mujhe . Uske liye main dinner kartey he apne room mein aaya or figure out karne laga ki bhenchod hua kya or kaise lekin kuch nahi sujha bhenchod nind takk gayab hogayi thi,what the fuck is happening..Fucking hell bhenchod. Maine pehle jtoh bathroom mein jaake cold shower liya woh bhi itani shardi mein gand jarur fatti lekin mind fresh hogaya ..
Ok ab rukko Suru se suru kartey hain. Saari probabilities ko consider kartey hain ki ye kya ho shakta hai..


First Dekho chance he naa hai ki ye mera veham hai maine ye soch bhi kaise liya ki bhenchod mujhe veham ho shakta hai, mera IQ bc scientists se bhi uppar hai lund mujhe veham hoga.. Chance he na hai..


Now second, what if bhenchod ye sachmein kissi bhoot prett ka kaam ho jo mere uppar haawi hogaya ho??


Arrey bawligand gand mein daaal le tere bhoot prett bhosdk.. Aisa kuch nahi hota or lund mera koi bhoot haawi hoga mere uppar.. Mere uppar koi haawi nahi ho shakta..
Ek second ek second, mere uppar koi haawi nahi ho shakta... Naa ye sach nahi hai ofcourse koi hai jo mere uppar easily haawi ho shakta hai.. 2.0 or kon... Haan bhenchod of course Haan.. Matlab ye 2.0 ka kaam hai..


Of course bhenchod ye uska he kaam hai or kiska hoga .. But woh "Help Me " Se kya matlab hai uska?? 2.0 ko merese help caahiye?? Woh bhi itana badly, naa main nahi maanta bc usse meri kya help caahiye hogi bhalla.. Toh kisko meri help caahiye?? Oh yeahhh.. Yeahhh.. Ab samjha kissi ko toh meri help caahiye koi toh mujhse kuch toh chippa raha tha .. Rukko.. Samjhata hun..


Ye 1000% 2.0 ka kaam tha, but usse meri help ki jarurat nahi padti itani buri tarah se toh nahi lekin kissi ko meri help ki jarurat hai, kuch toh chal raha hai or ussi ka hint 2.0 dena caah raha hai mujhe. Woh bata raha hai mujhe ki usse samjh aagaya hai ki kissi ko toh meri help caahiye woh bhi urgently and badly lekin woh banda meri help maang nahi raha yaa maang nahi shakta kuch bhi ho, koi toh kuch toh chippa raha hai mujhse jo main nahi pakkad paaya kuch toh hua hai, mere saamne jisse main nahi samjh paaya lekin 2.0 obviously merese smart hai toh woh andar samjh gaya ki ye juth bol raha hai or isse meri madad ki shakt jarurat hai or woh bhi bahot jaruri warna mujhe yun signal nahi deta 2.0 ..


100% yahi tha 2.0 mujhe signal deraha tha ki kissi ko meri madad caahiye kissi close ko .. Or since 2.0 abhi aake gaya tha toh woh weak tha issliye bus woh yahin atak gaya tha ki kissi ko help caahiye, kab kaise kyun help caahiye woh nahi bata paa raha tha woh.. But dont worry woh main pata karlunga.. Abtoh main dhundke rahunga kisko meri madad caahiye or fir uski madad karunga main kuch bhi hojaaye madad karke rahunga main kyunki tabhi ye bhenchod mera picha chhodega warna mental hojaaunga main..


But pata kaise kiya jaaye, kyunki jisse bhi help caahiye woh mujhse help maang nahi raha yaa maang nahi paa raha, matlab mujhse juth bola jaa raha hai koi toh baat chippa raha hai.. But koi dikkat nahi dhund lenge ok main ab ek ek kar mere saare close logon k pass jaaunga or unse puchunga ki kya woh hai jisse help caahiye obviously sach nahi bolega jisse help caahiye but main cehra toh padh he shakta hun uska woh kaafi hai mere liye jisse help caahiye hogi woh ye baat suntey he ghabra jaaega yaa kuch toh overreact karega he or bhenchod main toh logon ki shakal he padh leta hun .. Hell yeah.. Yahaan se suru kartey hain yaani haweli se he kyunki jisse help caahiye woh mere close hai kaafi warna 2.0 ko farak nahi padta or mere sabse close log yahaan haweli mein he hain.. Sabse pehle Bhai and Babhi..


Hell yeah bhenchod.. Ab solve karlunga ye bakchodi main, bhenchod gand he naa maardi thi meri, "Help Me "" Help me " Karke.. Bhenchod..


Main turant apne room se niche aaya toh niche bhenchod sab kuch khaali tha lights wagairah bandh thi toh maine phone ki light on ki or sabse pehle Bhai or Babhi k room ka darwaja khatkhataaya kyunki mere sabse close yahin hain or agar Bhai ya Babhi ko meri help caahiye naa or inhone mujhse baat chipaai hogi kuch toh aaj taandav hoga yahaan, bc bhai or Babhi he agar mujhse baat chipaane lagenge toh kya he faayda fir. Yaa maybe unki koi majboori ho?? Haina?? Jiss wajah se woh caahke bhi mujhe bata nahi paa rahe hain yaa meri help nahi maang paa rahe hain?? Right ?? Lekin aisi kya majboori ho shakti hai unki... Hmmm..


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AP 316

Politically Correct And Motivated.
Divine
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573,450
259
Update-345(Working On It)
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Main still bhai k room k saamne khadda tha door knock kiya lekin door khulla nahi .. Toh maine abki baar jorse door knock kiya..


Main-Bhai...


Finally andar light on hui or darwaja khulla jo Babhi ne khola tha darwaja khulte he main andar aaya toh bhai still bed pe he they..


Babhi-Oye kya hua?? AP??


Main-Idhar aao toh Babhi dono mere saamne khaddey ho jaao..


Deva-Matlab??


Main-Ssshhh! Haan aise.. Ab meri baat suno dhyaan se.. Batao kya help caahiye aapko meri?? Bindaas boldo.. Babhi aapko kuch problem hai?? Bhai aapko?


Ye sun un dono ne mujhe ajeeb najaron se ghurra.. Guilt wuilt jaisa kuch naa tha unke cehre par matlab inhe meri help naa caahiye..


Meri baat sun bhai khaddey hue or unhone apna Daru waala cabinet khola or usme uppar se niche takk najar doudaai..


Deva-Meri toh koi bottle missing nahi hai.. Bahaar se laake pee gaya kya??


Babhi-Orr Pee kab gaya?? Pait bharke dinner toh kiya tha?? Khaane k baad bhi pee lee??


Main-Arrey kya baat kar rahe ho yaar kuch naa peeya Maine.. Aise he shakk naa karo..


Deva-Shakk?? AP raat k 12:30 baje hain, aadhi raat ko tu yahaan aaya or ye kya he puch raha hai .?? Daru nahi toh kya hai??


Main-Pencho saadhe baarah bajgaye??


Babhi-Lo bolo tujhe time ka bhi nahi pata.. Fir bolta shakk naa karo .Pakka daru pee hai tune..


Main-Arrey aapki kasam babhi.. Woh toh kya haina.. Lambi story hai baadmein bataaunga aapko but kissi ko meri help caahiye or woh mujhe bata nahi raha main ussi ka pata laga raha hun..


Babhi-Hainnn??


Main-I know i know weird hai but yahi hai..


Deva-Bhai Tu or teri khopdi..


Main-Sorry my bad aaplog so jaao..


Deva-Pakka??


Main-Yep.. I am sorry..


Babhi-Tu bhi sojaa..


Main-YeP..


Ye bolke main bhai k room se bahaar aaya, bc 12:30 baj gaye matlab 4 ghantey se yahi sab soch raha tha main iski maa kaa.. Ab?? Bhai babhi toh clean hain.. Hmm continue karta hun, ye best time hai bc nind mein log vulnerable honge unka cehra easy rahega padhne k liye.. Good. Gand marrae nind,nind toh roj letey hain . Next?? Rishi?? Uska room he close hai.. Bc ye kya he chipaa lega mujhse iska toh thobda he padhlunga main..


Maine Rishi ka door knock kiya but aaram se taaki bhai babhi naa sun lein.. Door nahi khulla toh thoda sa jor lagaya Maine and finally andar hal chal hui Or light on hui and gate khulla... Main seedha andar gaya..


Main-Haan beta bata kya dikkat hai?? Kyun nahi bataai mujhe..?? Kya help caahiye??


Rishi bhi mujhe dekhta raha then mere pass aaya..


Main-Bawligand chummi lega kya..


Lekin Rishi ne mera munh sungha..


Main-Arrey daru nahi pee haibe.


Rishi-Chutiya hai kya thoda sa?? Kya time hua??


Main-12:30 something.. Tu jawaab dey..


Rishi-Arrey ghanta kiska jawaab dun?? Kisko dikkat hai??


Main-Tujhe koi dikkat nahi hai??


Rishi-Haina dikkat bc aadhi raat jagaa diya ye dikkat hai..


Main-Lund sojaa..


Rishi-Arrey bata toh kya hua..?


Main-Kuch nahi.. Sojaa.. Subah batata.


Rishi-Bawligand..


Ye bolke main uske room se bahaar aaya.. Bc ye bhi clean.. Iske baad?? Jaanwar ka room hai next..


Ab maine jaanwar ka room khatkhataaya.. And again kaafi derr baad room khulla Or main fir wahi andar gaya seedha..


Main-Acha bhosdk ye baat hogayi ab mujhse baat chipaane laga?? Jaldi se batadey ab kya dikkat hai.. Hain??


Abeer-Nind mein hai kya bawligand?? Yaa nashe mein??


Main-Tujhe help nahi caahiye??


Abeer-Haao caahiye naa help ab nind kharaab kardi toh nind nahi aaegi easily, baithke lori sunaadey..


Main-Bakchod..


Abeer-Tujhe kya hua be abhi aadhi raatko??


Main-Subah bataadunga soja mujhe bhi nind aarahi hai..


Abeer-Main toh so he raha tha chutiye..


Main-Doobara soja..


Ye bolke main jaanwar k room se bahaar aaya and bina piche mudde uppar chadh gaya agla room uppar tha ab sabse pehle Mangal and Meenu kaa. Maine unka door knock kiya main sure tha mangal turant gate kholega woh bahot light sleeper hai jaldi he jaag jaata hai or wahi hua door Meenu ne khola but Mangal jaag gaya tha.. Main andar aaya..


Main -Haan toh bhai newlywed couple kya haal hai?? Itane bade hogaye ki mujhe baat nahi bataoge ab haan?? Kya dikkat hai bol Mangal .. Meenu my best friend Tu bata..


Mangal ne meri baat suni aaram se bed se utha woh or mere bilkul close aake Rishi ki tarah munh sungha mera..


Main-Areey nahi pee haibe nahi pee hai.. Sabko kyun lagta hai bc daru pee hai maine..


Mangal-Woh dekh.. Ghaddi dekh.. 1 baj gaya hai raatka, or raatke ek baje aake ye bawli bawli baat karega toh nahi lagega kya pee hai tune!?


Main-Arrey nahi pee hai bhai teri kasam..


Meenu-But AP hua kya?? Tu theek haina??


Main-Main theek hun , tumlog batao tum theek ho na??


Meenu-Yeah..


Mangal-Abtak toh theek he hain..


Main-Sorry fir sojaao subah batata kya tha..


Ye bolke main turant nikal gaya unke room se bc hadd hogayi.. Fuckk.. But dont worry sahi track pe hai tu abhi toh bahot log baaki hain..


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AP 316

Politically Correct And Motivated.
Divine
10,724
573,450
259
Thanks for the support Bhidulog, thanks for all the reviews jaisa maine kaha tha tum reviews do main update dunga so as promised 2 updates posted read and give reviews same deal on hai.
 
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