Update-358(NCB?)
358
Rashi-So you are telling me tumne 500 se jyaada criminals ko maar diya hai..
Main-Yeah..
Rashi-Thats crazy.. So kabhi you know kissi ko maarke regret hua hai tumhe??
Main-Hmm.. Yeah.. I mean maine kissi innocent bandey ko nahi maara kabhi but still kuch log hotey hain jo shootouts k time gun leke khaddey hojaatey hain or unhe ye nahi pata hota ki gun chalegi kaise but uss time risk nahi le shaktey humlog toh we kill them baadmein realise hota hai ki agar yahaan thoda rukk gaye hote toh woh bach jaata but dimag ye bolta hai ki yahaan rukk gaye hotey toh most probably humlog marr chuke hotey..
Rashi-Maybe woh sab tumhara dimag tumhe better feel karwane k liye bol raha hota hai??
Main-Maybe maybe not.. But dekho aakhri mein baat yahin aake atakti hai yaa woh jinda rahega yaa main toh main always khudko chunnunga.. No one likes to die you know..
Rashi-So you have fear??
Main-Oh hell yeah i have fear yaar..Log bolte hain AP toh fearless hai AP sab kuch plan karke chalta hai usse kuch nahi hoga usse kisika darr nahi hai but reality ye hai ki of course mujhe darr lagta hai , marrne se bhalla kisko darr nahi lagega ye power ye paisa ye aura ye ego sab dharri ki dharri reh jaaegi ek second mein sab khatam hojaaega issliye of course mujhe darr lagta hai or yahi darr hai jo mujhe survive karne mein help karta hai..
Rashi-Interesting.. Apne routine k baare mein bataao AP, what's it like to be AP.. A day in life of AP..
Main-Hmm ,mere bus 2 routines hain life mein actually bus pehla toh hai jo 99% of the times rehta hai , koi case chal raha hota hai toh usme na ye pata ki kab utha kab soya pura din idhar se udhar, uppar-niche planning, executing ,shooting ,killing ,fighting etc ab iss routine mein naa toh ye pata hota ki khaana khaaya ya nahi kai dafa toh main multiple din chaaye paani Or coffee mein nikaal deta hun bina kuch khaaye and same with sleep multiple din mein 2-3 ghante ki nind muskill se milti hai..Ab baaki 1% mein i live like a king 10-12 ghante ki nind badhiya breakfast then college ,friends wagairaah se milna ghumna firna enjoy and back to sleep..Aise din kam he aatey hain 2-3 maheene mein muskill se ek do din ..
Rashi-Sabse bada issue yahin hai AP you have 0 time for yourself pura time tumhara issi mein nikal jaata hai tumhe rest nahi milta it's ok body tired ho jaati hai bukhaar headache etc common hai lekin isme tumhare mind ko bhi toh rest nahi milta woh sabse bada issue hai ussi wajah se tumhe hallucinations k issues hotey hain and now most probably yahi issue hain jiss wajah se tumhe ye awaajein sunaai derahi hain maybe your brain is just tired just like your body or woh yahi convey karna caah raha hai .. But i am not sure yet but dont worry agle kuch din hum yahi figure out karenge ki issue kya hai but tabtak i want you to take complete rest tumhe kuch bhi nahi karna hai iss bich no cases no action just live life..
Main-Koshish toh yahi hai ji but meri life kaa kuch nahi pata kab kya ho jaaye..
Rashi-Kuch bhi ho jaaye tumhe bus rest lena hai.. Ye sab hota he rahega, tumhare alawa koi nahi kar shakta ye??
Main-Kar toh koi bhi shakta hai but jo main karta hun woh koi nahi kar shakta..
Rashi-Sorry kissi ko toh karna padega kyunki tum nahi karne waale..
Iss bich ab door knock hua..
Ruhi-Come in..
Door khulla orr Ami andar aayi..
Main-Kya hua??
Ami-Deva bhaiya ka call aaya hai, unke pass woh NCB chief Shruti ka call aaya tha usase baat karo ek baar urgent hai kuch..
Main-Oh my god.. Usko kya caahiye ab..
Ami-No idea but bahot urgent hai.. Main bahaar wait kar rahi hun..
Ye bolke Ami chali gayi..
Main-Please give me a minute phone karlun jarra..
Maine phone on kiya or Shruti k pass call kiya..
Shruti-Finally look who decided to call mujhe laga tum sehar chhod gaye..
Main-Sehar?? Main kyun sehar chhodunga..
Shruti-Pata chal jaaega . Kal ki situation se related kuch important questions hain jaldi NCB headquarters aajaao..
Main-Abhi?? See main kuch din k rest pe hun maiii..
Shruti ne meri baat bichmein kaati..
Shruti-Question nahi tha AP order tha ye ek lawful order 30 minutes hain tumhare pass 31st minute mein main tumhare naam ka warrant nikalwaake tum jahaan ho wahin aajaaungi and main woh karna nahi caahti kyunki fir media ko pata chalegi acha nahi hoga tumhare liye, tumhare own good k liye bola maine warna abtak warrant nikalwaa chuki hoti..
Main-But...
Shruti-29 minutes I promise AP..
Call disconnected..
Main-Bhenchod..
Ruhi-Oye gaali nahi..
Main-My bad guys jaana padega mujhe..
Ruhi-Arrey abhi toh tujhe bola rest pe hai tu.. Itani derr mein ..
Rashi-Yeah you are not going anywhere..
Main-Arrey I swear main khud jaana nahi caahta yaar lekin nahi gaya toh arrest warrant nikal jaaega, no joke..
Rashi-Tumhare khilaaf kon arrest warrant nikaal shakta hai??
Main-Arrey hain kuch log yaar majaak nahi kar raha seriously jaana padega.. I'll be back tomorrow.. Sorry..
Ye bolke main utha Or bhaaga seedha bahaar, bahaar Vinny or Ami khaddey they..
Main-Vinny gaadi nikaal bc abhi k abhi.. Jaldi jaana hai.. NCB headquarters..
Humlog full speed se parking mein aake gaadi mein baithey..
Main-Hooter on kar or red green blue white saari lights k aar paar chalne dey bc 20 minutes mein pohancha dey.. Wrong right sab sides se chalne dey..
Vinny-Belt lagaalo bhai fir toh abhi pohancha deta hun..
Humlog nikale wahaan se bc traffic k bina lag jaatey hain 20-25 minutes toh wahaan takk bc toh 25 minutes mein kaise pohanchunga ab lekin nahi pohancha toh woh bawligand aurat sachmuch warrant le aaegi lekin bhenchod hua kya aisa.. Aisa kya millgaya usse , gand faad degi bc.. Saare badle legi..
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