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Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

Kya AP ko headquarters jaana caahiye?


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AP 316

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Nearly 50 likes hain updates pe,lekin comment bc 10 bhi nahi :sigh: deal bhull rahe ho kya guys aise matt kiya karo padh rahe ho toh mujhe batao padh rahe ho, comment jarur karo likes ka kya ghanta karunga main 6 lakh k kareeb likes leke baitha hun main unka kuch nahi karna mujhe , mujhe bus tumhare comments se matlab hai unhi se inspire hoke aage likhne ka mann karta hai mera toh please comment kiya karo beshak kaise bhi karo lekin karo jarur.
Aise tumlog comment karna bhull jaaoge toh deal tutt jaaegi Or fir main updates dena bhull jaaunga dont blame me baad mein..

Ab updates wahi puraane time k hisaab se chalenge jabtak enough reviews/comments nahi aaenge main aage update nahi dene waala yahi deal hai kal dene waala tha updates main but ab comments k baad he hoga :sigh: .

Din mein per day 15+ gaon mein votes maangke ,rallies organise karwaake saikdon kilometre gaadi chalaake, galla faad faad k naare lagaake puri puri raat nikal jaati hai mostly time toh fir bhi time nikaalke updates deraha hun bc woh keval issliye ki mujhe tumhare comments se inspiration milti hai toh uss inspiration ko aane do thodi sharam karo bc :laughing: Or reviews dena na bhullo..

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Bahot e badiya updates. Bhai yah NCB wale nallo ko aik baja dyna chaiyah tha. Kab se warrant warrant ki bakchodi kar rahe thy. Lakin last aik dam zabardast tha shuruti ke liyah tou shock treatment e tha. Mast updates maza aya. Ab intezar tou aglay updates ka hai kyu ke Chang ki sootai hony wali hai 🤣🤣.

Us ne bahot bda clue dy diyah NCB ko pehle tou woh sirf MOD ke pichy thy lakin unk haath kuch nahi a raha tha. Ab NCB ko pata chal gya ke MOD ke group se related koi abhi bhi India main hai. Haan yah sirf unka shak hai koi proof nahi hai unke pas lakin yah bawali Gand NCB wale is baat ko aise ignore tou nahi krein gy.

AuR agar main bhul nahi raha tou Last time Hyderabad main shayad Headquarter se mission mila tha MLA ko tapkane ka. Chang ne wahan ka use kiyah weapon abhi is shootout main use kar diyah. Baki jo bhi ho Chang ki class tou achi khasi lagne wali hai. Phle maxx ko miss kar gya aur ab yah kaand.

AP 316 Bhai aik request hai ke update thoda jaldi de diyah karo. Baki story bahot badiya hai. Phle ke 2 Parts bhi bahot ache thy lakin mera favourite 2nd Part hai MOD ( The Merchant of Death ☠️ ). Bhai thoda comeback karwaO na 2.0 ka bhi.
 

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Ab 25 minutes mein Shruti k pass pohanchana tha toh Vinny ne gaadi douda di jitane traffic rules they sab toudd diye , bhenchod or kuch ho na ho gaadi jarur news mein aajaaegi .. But filhaal jaana jaruri tha or gaadi ki sab windows tinted thi toh main toh nahi aane waala tha news mein..


Khair humlog 2 minutes late he pohanchey ncb k headquarters and seedha andar aaye humlog wahaan Shruti k office k bahaar he Shruti Or Nilesh bawligand khaddey mille mujhe..


Shruti-Oh nice you are here main bus warrant write karne he waali thi thanks for coming.. Aao humare sath.. Aap dono bahaar rukk jaao..


Ye bolke wohlog mujhe leke ek room mein aagaye dekhte he main samjh gaya ki ye interrogation room tha ek badi c table thi jiske ek side ek chair lagi thi jispe mujhe baithana tha and saamne 2 chairs thi jispe Shruti Or Nilesh baithey..


Main-Haanji kya chal raha hai..


Shruti-Well kal ki situation k baad humlog ussi pe lage hue they ek ek dots connect karne mein ab kuch dots toh theek connect hue but kuch dots hain jo bilkul connect nahi hue Or kuch bahot important sawaal chhod gaye humaare liye.. First of all tum under arrest nahi ho bus simple investigation hai tum caaho toh apna lawyer bula shaktey ho tum caaho toh humaare sawalon k jawab dene se mana kar shaktey ho . Lekin fir humein warrant nikalwaana padega investigation ka and arrest karke fir puchtaach karenge humlog jo obviously na tumhe caahiye naa mujhe caahiye issliye please help us..


Main-Go ahead...


Shruti-So jaisa tumne kahaa tha tumhe exactly nahi pata tumne kitane logon ko maara but Uppar roofs waalon k alawa baaki sabko tumne maara right?? Main memory refresh karti hun tumhari.. Sabse pehle 3 log canteen mein mille uske baad 2 canteen k just outside uske baad 5 log ek gaadi k agal bagal marre jisme 2 gaadi k andar they or 3 bahaar uske baad thoda aage chalke 14 bandey galli k corner par marre and uske baad tum andar ghuss gaye 1 banda seedhiyon k niche marra and 2 fir roof pe chadhtey hue marre and uske alawa dino or Anthony ko maara tumne right??


Main-Yep..


Shruti-Unke alawa 11 log tumhari team k hathon marre unki goliyaan match hogayi hain unki guns se so unka toh koi sawaal he nahi hai.. Or 29 logon ko tumne maara right..


Main-Yeah..


Shruti-Ab baaki sab theek tha sab marre theek tha lekin jo ye 14 log marre haina inhone humein bahot darra diya.. Ye 14 log jo almost ek he jagah marre hain ye photos dekho 14 mein se 12 ko toh ekdum exact headshot laga hai ekdum sharp or 2 ko bhi headshot he laga hai but thoda saa idhar udhar.. Shocking right?


Main-Not really I have great aim caaho toh prove kar shakta hun..


Woh 14 log bhenchod chang ne maare they 5 toh woh jo mere auto se takraane k baad mere samne aa gaye they woh or 9 mere jaane k baad..


Shruti-Oh trust me mujhe koi shakk nahi hai tumhare aim pe lekin Itana sharp aim 14 bandey ek he location par jo tumhara picha kar rahe they un sabko headshot laga jabki tum toh bhaag rahe they or woh tumhare piche they..aisa he aim tha toh baaki kissi ko itana precise headshot kyun nahi laga tumse??


Main-Arrey active situation mein sab automatically hota hai , it's do or die fir jo marre jaise marre uss time koi matter nahi rakhta..


Shruti-Interesting.. Toh unko kiss weapon se maara tumne..


Main-I don't know unhi mein se kissi ki girrgayi thi jo uthaai thi maine..


Shruti-Or woh weapon gayi kahaan fir??


Main-Girr gayi thi bhaagte time..


Shruti-Interesting Kyunki humein toh pure area mein kahin koi aisi gun nahi milli..


Main-I don't know koi utha le gaya hoga..


Shruti-Maybe.. But tumhe pata hai woh gun itani important kyun hai?? Kyunki humne sab goliyaan match karlee thi but jo un 14 logon ko goli lagi .45 acp ki woh match karne mein hum pagal hogaye NCB, CBI, IB, Even RAW k forensic experts ki help lee humne tab jaake finally RAW se help mili humein actually woh gun ek bahut special pistol hai uska naam hai X-Tac Supergrade 1911 pistol.. Bahot he important pistol hai ye limited quantities mein he bani hain ye or keval or keval bahot he important and experienced logon ko di jaati hain ye even india mein toh laana he near impossible hai iska aajtak pehli Xtac hai ye jo India mein aayi hai humaare khabriyo k according ye pistol milna near impossible hai or indian market mein iski value lagaai jaaye toh almost 12 se 20 lakh INR k bich hai .. Toh mera question ye hai ki woh pistol aise chindi chor logon k pass aai kahaan se..


Main-Thoda late hogaye aap iska jawaab toh wahi de shaktey they or woh uppar pohanch gaye..


Shruti-Are you sure ??


Main-Yeah.. Tum kehna kya caah rahi ho woh samjhao jarra mujhe..


Shruti-Main ye kehna caah rahi hun ki wahaan tumhaare alawa koi or bhi tha koi bahot khatarnaak shaks jisne tumhari help ki jiska itana bhayanak aim hai or jiske pass itani bhayanak weapon hai..Or ye sab kissi aam shaks k lakshan nahi hain ye kissi War criminal level k aadmi ki kartoot hain... Or aise shaks ko main khulla nahi ghumne de shakti, mujhe jaanana hai woh shaks kon tha.


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Buray phasay ho is baar. Pura homework kar ke bethi hui hai aur kar lo aisay shaks ki madad. Jo apne kaam ki jagah doosro ke kaam me tang adati hai. Aur aaj yahi hua hai.
 

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Rashi-So you are telling me tumne 500 se jyaada criminals ko maar diya hai..


Main-Yeah..


Rashi-Thats crazy.. So kabhi you know kissi ko maarke regret hua hai tumhe??


Main-Hmm.. Yeah.. I mean maine kissi innocent bandey ko nahi maara kabhi but still kuch log hotey hain jo shootouts k time gun leke khaddey hojaatey hain or unhe ye nahi pata hota ki gun chalegi kaise but uss time risk nahi le shaktey humlog toh we kill them baadmein realise hota hai ki agar yahaan thoda rukk gaye hote toh woh bach jaata but dimag ye bolta hai ki yahaan rukk gaye hotey toh most probably humlog marr chuke hotey..


Rashi-Maybe woh sab tumhara dimag tumhe better feel karwane k liye bol raha hota hai??


Main-Maybe maybe not.. But dekho aakhri mein baat yahin aake atakti hai yaa woh jinda rahega yaa main toh main always khudko chunnunga.. No one likes to die you know..


Rashi-So you have fear??


Main-Oh hell yeah i have fear yaar..Log bolte hain AP toh fearless hai AP sab kuch plan karke chalta hai usse kuch nahi hoga usse kisika darr nahi hai but reality ye hai ki of course mujhe darr lagta hai , marrne se bhalla kisko darr nahi lagega ye power ye paisa ye aura ye ego sab dharri ki dharri reh jaaegi ek second mein sab khatam hojaaega issliye of course mujhe darr lagta hai or yahi darr hai jo mujhe survive karne mein help karta hai..


Rashi-Interesting.. Apne routine k baare mein bataao AP, what's it like to be AP.. A day in life of AP..


Main-Hmm ,mere bus 2 routines hain life mein actually bus pehla toh hai jo 99% of the times rehta hai , koi case chal raha hota hai toh usme na ye pata ki kab utha kab soya pura din idhar se udhar, uppar-niche planning, executing ,shooting ,killing ,fighting etc ab iss routine mein naa toh ye pata hota ki khaana khaaya ya nahi kai dafa toh main multiple din chaaye paani Or coffee mein nikaal deta hun bina kuch khaaye and same with sleep multiple din mein 2-3 ghante ki nind muskill se milti hai..Ab baaki 1% mein i live like a king 10-12 ghante ki nind badhiya breakfast then college ,friends wagairaah se milna ghumna firna enjoy and back to sleep..Aise din kam he aatey hain 2-3 maheene mein muskill se ek do din ..


Rashi-Sabse bada issue yahin hai AP you have 0 time for yourself pura time tumhara issi mein nikal jaata hai tumhe rest nahi milta it's ok body tired ho jaati hai bukhaar headache etc common hai lekin isme tumhare mind ko bhi toh rest nahi milta woh sabse bada issue hai ussi wajah se tumhe hallucinations k issues hotey hain and now most probably yahi issue hain jiss wajah se tumhe ye awaajein sunaai derahi hain maybe your brain is just tired just like your body or woh yahi convey karna caah raha hai .. But i am not sure yet but dont worry agle kuch din hum yahi figure out karenge ki issue kya hai but tabtak i want you to take complete rest tumhe kuch bhi nahi karna hai iss bich no cases no action just live life..


Main-Koshish toh yahi hai ji but meri life kaa kuch nahi pata kab kya ho jaaye..


Rashi-Kuch bhi ho jaaye tumhe bus rest lena hai.. Ye sab hota he rahega, tumhare alawa koi nahi kar shakta ye??


Main-Kar toh koi bhi shakta hai but jo main karta hun woh koi nahi kar shakta..


Rashi-Sorry kissi ko toh karna padega kyunki tum nahi karne waale..


Iss bich ab door knock hua..


Ruhi-Come in..


Door khulla orr Ami andar aayi..


Main-Kya hua??


Ami-Deva bhaiya ka call aaya hai, unke pass woh NCB chief Shruti ka call aaya tha usase baat karo ek baar urgent hai kuch..


Main-Oh my god.. Usko kya caahiye ab..


Ami-No idea but bahot urgent hai.. Main bahaar wait kar rahi hun..


Ye bolke Ami chali gayi..


Main-Please give me a minute phone karlun jarra..


Maine phone on kiya or Shruti k pass call kiya..


Shruti-Finally look who decided to call mujhe laga tum sehar chhod gaye..


Main-Sehar?? Main kyun sehar chhodunga..


Shruti-Pata chal jaaega . Kal ki situation se related kuch important questions hain jaldi NCB headquarters aajaao..


Main-Abhi?? See main kuch din k rest pe hun maiii..


Shruti ne meri baat bichmein kaati..


Shruti-Question nahi tha AP order tha ye ek lawful order 30 minutes hain tumhare pass 31st minute mein main tumhare naam ka warrant nikalwaake tum jahaan ho wahin aajaaungi and main woh karna nahi caahti kyunki fir media ko pata chalegi acha nahi hoga tumhare liye, tumhare own good k liye bola maine warna abtak warrant nikalwaa chuki hoti..


Main-But...


Shruti-29 minutes I promise AP..


Call disconnected..


Main-Bhenchod..


Ruhi-Oye gaali nahi..


Main-My bad guys jaana padega mujhe..


Ruhi-Arrey abhi toh tujhe bola rest pe hai tu.. Itani derr mein ..


Rashi-Yeah you are not going anywhere..


Main-Arrey I swear main khud jaana nahi caahta yaar lekin nahi gaya toh arrest warrant nikal jaaega, no joke..


Rashi-Tumhare khilaaf kon arrest warrant nikaal shakta hai??


Main-Arrey hain kuch log yaar majaak nahi kar raha seriously jaana padega.. I'll be back tomorrow.. Sorry..


Ye bolke main utha Or bhaaga seedha bahaar, bahaar Vinny or Ami khaddey they..


Main-Vinny gaadi nikaal bc abhi k abhi.. Jaldi jaana hai.. NCB headquarters..


Humlog full speed se parking mein aake gaadi mein baithey..


Main-Hooter on kar or red green blue white saari lights k aar paar chalne dey bc 20 minutes mein pohancha dey.. Wrong right sab sides se chalne dey..


Vinny-Belt lagaalo bhai fir toh abhi pohancha deta hun..


Humlog nikale wahaan se bc traffic k bina lag jaatey hain 20-25 minutes toh wahaan takk bc toh 25 minutes mein kaise pohanchunga ab lekin nahi pohancha toh woh bawligand aurat sachmuch warrant le aaegi lekin bhenchod hua kya aisa.. Aisa kya millgaya usse , gand faad degi bc.. Saare badle legi..


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Ab 25 minutes mein Shruti k pass pohanchana tha toh Vinny ne gaadi douda di jitane traffic rules they sab toudd diye , bhenchod or kuch ho na ho gaadi jarur news mein aajaaegi .. But filhaal jaana jaruri tha or gaadi ki sab windows tinted thi toh main toh nahi aane waala tha news mein..


Khair humlog 2 minutes late he pohanchey ncb k headquarters and seedha andar aaye humlog wahaan Shruti k office k bahaar he Shruti Or Nilesh bawligand khaddey mille mujhe..


Shruti-Oh nice you are here main bus warrant write karne he waali thi thanks for coming.. Aao humare sath.. Aap dono bahaar rukk jaao..


Ye bolke wohlog mujhe leke ek room mein aagaye dekhte he main samjh gaya ki ye interrogation room tha ek badi c table thi jiske ek side ek chair lagi thi jispe mujhe baithana tha and saamne 2 chairs thi jispe Shruti Or Nilesh baithey..


Main-Haanji kya chal raha hai..


Shruti-Well kal ki situation k baad humlog ussi pe lage hue they ek ek dots connect karne mein ab kuch dots toh theek connect hue but kuch dots hain jo bilkul connect nahi hue Or kuch bahot important sawaal chhod gaye humaare liye.. First of all tum under arrest nahi ho bus simple investigation hai tum caaho toh apna lawyer bula shaktey ho tum caaho toh humaare sawalon k jawab dene se mana kar shaktey ho . Lekin fir humein warrant nikalwaana padega investigation ka and arrest karke fir puchtaach karenge humlog jo obviously na tumhe caahiye naa mujhe caahiye issliye please help us..


Main-Go ahead...


Shruti-So jaisa tumne kahaa tha tumhe exactly nahi pata tumne kitane logon ko maara but Uppar roofs waalon k alawa baaki sabko tumne maara right?? Main memory refresh karti hun tumhari.. Sabse pehle 3 log canteen mein mille uske baad 2 canteen k just outside uske baad 5 log ek gaadi k agal bagal marre jisme 2 gaadi k andar they or 3 bahaar uske baad thoda aage chalke 14 bandey galli k corner par marre and uske baad tum andar ghuss gaye 1 banda seedhiyon k niche marra and 2 fir roof pe chadhtey hue marre and uske alawa dino or Anthony ko maara tumne right??


Main-Yep..


Shruti-Unke alawa 11 log tumhari team k hathon marre unki goliyaan match hogayi hain unki guns se so unka toh koi sawaal he nahi hai.. Or 29 logon ko tumne maara right..


Main-Yeah..


Shruti-Ab baaki sab theek tha sab marre theek tha lekin jo ye 14 log marre haina inhone humein bahot darra diya.. Ye 14 log jo almost ek he jagah marre hain ye photos dekho 14 mein se 12 ko toh ekdum exact headshot laga hai ekdum sharp or 2 ko bhi headshot he laga hai but thoda saa idhar udhar.. Shocking right?


Main-Not really I have great aim caaho toh prove kar shakta hun..


Woh 14 log bhenchod chang ne maare they 5 toh woh jo mere auto se takraane k baad mere samne aa gaye they woh or 9 mere jaane k baad..


Shruti-Oh trust me mujhe koi shakk nahi hai tumhare aim pe lekin Itana sharp aim 14 bandey ek he location par jo tumhara picha kar rahe they un sabko headshot laga jabki tum toh bhaag rahe they or woh tumhare piche they..aisa he aim tha toh baaki kissi ko itana precise headshot kyun nahi laga tumse??


Main-Arrey active situation mein sab automatically hota hai , it's do or die fir jo marre jaise marre uss time koi matter nahi rakhta..


Shruti-Interesting.. Toh unko kiss weapon se maara tumne..


Main-I don't know unhi mein se kissi ki girrgayi thi jo uthaai thi maine..


Shruti-Or woh weapon gayi kahaan fir??


Main-Girr gayi thi bhaagte time..


Shruti-Interesting Kyunki humein toh pure area mein kahin koi aisi gun nahi milli..


Main-I don't know koi utha le gaya hoga..


Shruti-Maybe.. But tumhe pata hai woh gun itani important kyun hai?? Kyunki humne sab goliyaan match karlee thi but jo un 14 logon ko goli lagi .45 acp ki woh match karne mein hum pagal hogaye NCB, CBI, IB, Even RAW k forensic experts ki help lee humne tab jaake finally RAW se help mili humein actually woh gun ek bahut special pistol hai uska naam hai X-Tac Supergrade 1911 pistol.. Bahot he important pistol hai ye limited quantities mein he bani hain ye or keval or keval bahot he important and experienced logon ko di jaati hain ye even india mein toh laana he near impossible hai iska aajtak pehli Xtac hai ye jo India mein aayi hai humaare khabriyo k according ye pistol milna near impossible hai or indian market mein iski value lagaai jaaye toh almost 12 se 20 lakh INR k bich hai .. Toh mera question ye hai ki woh pistol aise chindi chor logon k pass aai kahaan se..


Main-Thoda late hogaye aap iska jawaab toh wahi de shaktey they or woh uppar pohanch gaye..


Shruti-Are you sure ??


Main-Yeah.. Tum kehna kya caah rahi ho woh samjhao jarra mujhe..


Shruti-Main ye kehna caah rahi hun ki wahaan tumhaare alawa koi or bhi tha koi bahot khatarnaak shaks jisne tumhari help ki jiska itana bhayanak aim hai or jiske pass itani bhayanak weapon hai..Or ye sab kissi aam shaks k lakshan nahi hain ye kissi War criminal level k aadmi ki kartoot hain... Or aise shaks ko main khulla nahi ghumne de shakti, mujhe jaanana hai woh shaks kon tha.


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AP hai bhai vo
 

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Main-Tum kehna kya caah rahi ho madam??


Shruti-Main ye kehna caah rahi hun ki wahaan tumhaare alawa koi or bhi tha koi bahot khatarnaak shaks jisne tumhari help ki jiska itana bhayanak aim hai or jiske pass itani bhayanak weapon hai..Or ye sab kissi aam shaks k lakshan nahi hain ye kissi War criminal level k aadmi ki kartoot hain... Or aise shaks ko main khulla nahi ghumne de shakti i want him behind bars..


Main-Well madam woh shaks main he hun haan gun meri nahi thi but baaki sab Maine he kiya..


Shruti-I don't blame you AP.. Or sabse badi baat toh tumne suni he nahi ye gun aaj se pehle bhi use hui hai iski casings pehle bhi milli hain on record 1 baar actually india mein he abhi kuch weeks pehle he Hyderabad mein or woh situation bahot he high level ki thi itani high level ki mujhe bhi information nahi milli unse related.. But jo bhi hai woh situations bahot dangerous thi itana bata shakti hun main or aisi situation mein again koi unn jaisa chindi chor toh hoga nahi.. Toh tell me AP kon tha woh shaks jisne tumhari help ki or itane khatarnaak shaks k sath tumhara kya relation hai??


Main-No idea kya keh rahi ho tum.. Woh shaks tumhare saamne hai..


Nilesh-Stop lying AP.. Tell us the truth humari help karoge toh hum tumhara naam alag rakhenge iss situation se humein bus woh shaks caahiye.. Help us here.. Aise dangerous logon se kyun help mill rahi hai tumhe??


Main-Bhai nasha washa kiya hai kya bata toh raha hun woh main he tha..


Shruti-You know ek or weird cheej humne uss location k agal bagal ki cctv footages nikaalni caahi wahaan total 6 alag alag cctv camera they jo uss location ko dekh paa rahe they or shockingly un 6 k 6 cameras ki kal ki footage corrupted hai.. Itana sab hone k baad ye toh clear hai AP ki kuch toh chal raha hai...


Main-Jo chal raha tha woh toh main bata he chuka hun tumhe.. I know nothing.. Jo tha wahi tha I killed them..


Shruti-AP juth bolna bandh karo..


Nilesh-Yeah warna humein orr tareeke bhi aatey hain sach nikalwaane k..


Main-What the hell..?


Nilesh-Yeah dekhlo tumhari marji warna aisi jagah dard denge ki tum sab bakoge.. Tum toh kya tumhare purvaj bhi sab bakkenge.


Or ye thi meri limit ye suntey he Maine table k uppar se dono hathon se uska galla pakkada or usko table k uppar se he khinchke apni taraf laaya or saale ko deewar par patak k maara... Woh uthke bandukk nikaalne laga lekin Shruti bich mein aagayi..


Shruti-Hey kya chal raha hai ye what are you doing??


Nilesh-Yy. y. e.. Paggggal hai...


Main-Halak mein hath daalke sabkuch nikaal laaunga bhosdk..


Shruti-Hey calm down..


Main-Shut the fuck up.. Tu bol bhenchod, bhosdk jab tere purvaj angrejon k chuttad chaata kartey they naa tab wahi angrej mere purvajo k pair dabaya kartey they.. Mere purvajo ne ye sab banaaya hai they built this shit, pura ka pura North india ,samjha.. Prime minister takk gardan nichi karke baat karta tha unse bhosdk teri toh aukaat he kya hai.. Bhenchod himmat kaise hogayi teri.. Tu mujhse sach uggalwaaega?? Madarchod jinda jalla dunga yahaan k yahaan or tere directors takk mera kuch nahi ukhaad paaenge ,kyun pata hai ?? Kyunki i run this shit.. Yahin k yahin thokdunga maadarchod.. Teri aukaat kya hai bhosdk pata hai kon hun main?? Bhagwaan hun main yahaan ka bhagwaan.. Tujhe kya laga ijjat karta hun toh darrta hun main tumse?? Arrey lund mera ,puri NCB k uppar mutt shakta hun yahaan khaddey khaddey main samjha ab teri toh aukaat he kya hai .


Shruti-Hey relax.. Relax we are sorry.. He got carried away I am sorry on his behalf..


Main-I don't give a fuck about your sorry aaj k aaj yahaan tumhare saamne likh k deta hun aaj k baad mere saamne ye carry away hua naa toh iski laash he carry karke leke jaana tum or ye mera waada hai bhagwaan ka waada fir nikalwa lena sach..


Shruti-Ye sab ki jarurat nahi hai i said I am sorry. I am sorry.. Nilesh get out. Tum bus mujhe sach sach bataao kya hua tha??


Main-Arrey nahi bata raha jo sab bataaya woh bhi nahi bataaunga on record Ab toh.. Ukhaad lo kya ukhaadogi mera..


Shruti-Fir warrant nikalwaaungi main..


Main-Haan jaao abhi jaao kya bolke warrant laaogi?? Saboot kya hai?? Main dun saboot??saikdon logon ne dekha hai unko weapons k sath mera picha kartey hue toh ye hai mera saboot "SELF-DEFENSE" jaao konse judge k pass jaaogi hansega woh tumhare munh par..Abki baar warrant he leke aana fir court mein he dekhunga main tumhe Arrey mujhe toh vakeel ki bhi jarurat naa hai main akela he kaafi hun tum warrant toh nikalwaao..


Shruti-You want to start a war..


Main-Tumlogon ki aukaat nahi hai mere sath war karne ki bata raha hun naa NCB mere juttey k niche hai.. War toh tumhe caahiye main toh kabse help kar raha hun, fanswa main raha hun toh bacha bhi toh main he raha hun.. Mujhe nahi harra shakte tumlog tum kya tumhaare boss or unke boss or unke boss woh ministers bhi nahi harra shaktey mujhe toh.. Fuckkkk.. I am sorry.. Holy shit... Aisa doobara try bhi nahi karna.. Never..


Shruti-I already said I am sorry...


Main- Apology accepted...


Shruti-Tum itane weird kyun ho?? Seconds mein kaise change ho jaatey ho tum??


Main-I am built like this.. Gussa matt dilaaya karo mujhe.. I am warning you..


Shruti-Yeah our bad that was unprofessional.. But atleast sach toh bataado khudko bacha lo AP otherwise pata toh main laga lungi..


Main-Lagalo pata.. I am done here.. Goodbye. And sorry i got anger issues...


Shruti-Dekha Maine..


Main-Dekha he toh nahi hai tumne madam...


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