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Ramu : kuch sochte hue vo ma vo koi aadmi tha jo ki pass hi ke ganv ka h vo kafi thaka thaka dikh rha tha or bechara garib bhi tha usne mujhe kha ki me garib hu mai khana khana chata hu
Mene uski halat dekhhi vo bilkul ganda lag rha tha mene usse kha nha le fir khana kha lena
To maa vo hi gya tha yash se pehle
Mami: kha h vo
Ramu: bahar betha khana kha rha h
Mami: chal dikha kha hai
Or ramu ne jo dikhaya vo dekh ke mujhe yakin nahi hua
Bahar ek garib aadmi betha kahana kha rha tha jiske kapde fate hue the or khana
Kha rha tha
Me man hi man kya bat hai mere bhai ramu tera kya kehna
Mami:aacha to ye h lekin ye to nhaya hua ni lagta
Mai: bich me hi mami ki bat kat te hue
Vo mami kafi din bad nhaya hai na isliye gandgi ni nikli isliye ye aisahi dekh rha h
Mami: ohh aacha
Mene socha mami usse dhake dekar bahar nikL degi
Leki mami uske jangho ki taraf dekh ke jeb bahar nikal ke honto pe pherne lgi
Mene jab mami ki anko mka picha kiya to dekha ki uss admi ki dhoti jangho se fati hui thi or uska kala lund dikh rha tha mota kale lund ka supada saf dekh
Rha tha
Mami: thik hai ramu isse khana khila de or kuch din rehna cha he to yahi rhne de piche vale store room me jagha kar ke vahi iska intejam kar de sadi ke kam me kuch hat hi btayega
Ramu: thik h maa
Or mami chali gayi
Me bhi chala gya or apne room me jakar bhagwan ko dhnyaewad dene lga
Or kuch der let ke aaram karne lga
Aab mere dimag me kai sawal the
Mami ne uss admi kuch kha kyu ni?
Mami kahi uss se chudvane ke mud me to ni?
Mami ko kahi muj pe to saq ni ho gya ?
Aab kya hoga uss admi ka ?
Aab aise kai sawal mere man me hilore mar rhe the
Ki tabhi vha ramu aa gya
Mai :thanx ramu
Ramu : thanx to sahi h par ye bta ki ye sab kya h
Kya hua bathroom me
Mai aab usse kaise bta ta ki mene uski maa ki garmi dekhi thi
Mai: co yr kisi ne nhate waqt batrom ka nal band kar diya isisliye unhe lga ki dusre bathroom se kisis ne band kar diya
Ramu: ohhhh to ye bat h
Mai : ha bhai lekin tune kya mast goli di mami ko , lekin kyu
Ramu : bas u hi
Mai: u to koi bhi kisi ke liye kuch ni karta koi na koi bat jarur h
Ramu: tujhe pta h vo bat
Mai : kasm se ni pta
Ramu : vo susma ki
Mai: aacha to ye bat h susma ki lena chata h tu
Ramu : mera hat pakdte hue ha bhai ek bar dila de please aise 1000000 jhoot bol dunga or tu jo bole vo karnunga
Mai: sale tere ko andar ghused legi
Ramu: jo bhi ho mujhe ni pta lekin tujhe ek bar to uski dilwani gi padegi dekh kaise ye khda rehta h tum dono ke aane ke bad
Or usne apni pent khol ke lund dikhne lga
Mai : aare ruk ruk band kar isko tasali rakh bhai aab kya meri lega
Or hum hasne lge or usne pent bamd kar li
Sala pagalcho gya tha susma ke piche
Mene kha aab tu ja me dekhta hu karta hu koi intejam
Aab vo niche chala gya ki tabhi niche se ladkiyo ki awaj aane lgi mene niche jakar dekha
Neha ki sabhi friend aa chuki thi or vo bhi
Vo matlab rasmi pujari ki beti kya btau dosto aaj white colour ki dreess me bohat sundar lag rhi thi
Usse dekh kar Mere man me aisi koi bat ni aati chudai ya uska figure ya bobs ya gand
Bas man karta ki uske sath beth ke bate karta rahu bas usse dekhta rahu bas uske niharta rahu vo real me bohat khubsurat thi
Aab me sidhiyo me khada usse hi tad rha tha
Ki aachanak usne upper ki or dekha to usne paya ki me usse hi dekh rha hu
Vo apni chuni thik karte hue vapas niche delhne lgi aab me niche aa gya
Neha: aao bhai aao
Mai: aaya behna
Sabhi ladkiya vhi bethi thi or aapas me bate kar rhi thi
Mene uski halat dekhhi vo bilkul ganda lag rha tha mene usse kha nha le fir khana kha lena
To maa vo hi gya tha yash se pehle
Mami: kha h vo
Ramu: bahar betha khana kha rha h
Mami: chal dikha kha hai
Or ramu ne jo dikhaya vo dekh ke mujhe yakin nahi hua
Bahar ek garib aadmi betha kahana kha rha tha jiske kapde fate hue the or khana
Kha rha tha
Me man hi man kya bat hai mere bhai ramu tera kya kehna
Mami:aacha to ye h lekin ye to nhaya hua ni lagta
Mai: bich me hi mami ki bat kat te hue
Vo mami kafi din bad nhaya hai na isliye gandgi ni nikli isliye ye aisahi dekh rha h
Mami: ohh aacha
Mene socha mami usse dhake dekar bahar nikL degi
Leki mami uske jangho ki taraf dekh ke jeb bahar nikal ke honto pe pherne lgi
Mene jab mami ki anko mka picha kiya to dekha ki uss admi ki dhoti jangho se fati hui thi or uska kala lund dikh rha tha mota kale lund ka supada saf dekh
Rha tha
Mami: thik hai ramu isse khana khila de or kuch din rehna cha he to yahi rhne de piche vale store room me jagha kar ke vahi iska intejam kar de sadi ke kam me kuch hat hi btayega
Ramu: thik h maa
Or mami chali gayi
Me bhi chala gya or apne room me jakar bhagwan ko dhnyaewad dene lga
Or kuch der let ke aaram karne lga
Aab mere dimag me kai sawal the
Mami ne uss admi kuch kha kyu ni?
Mami kahi uss se chudvane ke mud me to ni?
Mami ko kahi muj pe to saq ni ho gya ?
Aab kya hoga uss admi ka ?
Aab aise kai sawal mere man me hilore mar rhe the
Ki tabhi vha ramu aa gya
Mai :thanx ramu
Ramu : thanx to sahi h par ye bta ki ye sab kya h
Kya hua bathroom me
Mai aab usse kaise bta ta ki mene uski maa ki garmi dekhi thi
Mai: co yr kisi ne nhate waqt batrom ka nal band kar diya isisliye unhe lga ki dusre bathroom se kisis ne band kar diya
Ramu: ohhhh to ye bat h
Mai : ha bhai lekin tune kya mast goli di mami ko , lekin kyu
Ramu : bas u hi
Mai: u to koi bhi kisi ke liye kuch ni karta koi na koi bat jarur h
Ramu: tujhe pta h vo bat
Mai : kasm se ni pta
Ramu : vo susma ki
Mai: aacha to ye bat h susma ki lena chata h tu
Ramu : mera hat pakdte hue ha bhai ek bar dila de please aise 1000000 jhoot bol dunga or tu jo bole vo karnunga
Mai: sale tere ko andar ghused legi
Ramu: jo bhi ho mujhe ni pta lekin tujhe ek bar to uski dilwani gi padegi dekh kaise ye khda rehta h tum dono ke aane ke bad
Or usne apni pent khol ke lund dikhne lga
Mai : aare ruk ruk band kar isko tasali rakh bhai aab kya meri lega
Or hum hasne lge or usne pent bamd kar li
Sala pagalcho gya tha susma ke piche
Mene kha aab tu ja me dekhta hu karta hu koi intejam
Aab vo niche chala gya ki tabhi niche se ladkiyo ki awaj aane lgi mene niche jakar dekha
Neha ki sabhi friend aa chuki thi or vo bhi
Vo matlab rasmi pujari ki beti kya btau dosto aaj white colour ki dreess me bohat sundar lag rhi thi
Usse dekh kar Mere man me aisi koi bat ni aati chudai ya uska figure ya bobs ya gand
Bas man karta ki uske sath beth ke bate karta rahu bas usse dekhta rahu bas uske niharta rahu vo real me bohat khubsurat thi
Aab me sidhiyo me khada usse hi tad rha tha
Ki aachanak usne upper ki or dekha to usne paya ki me usse hi dekh rha hu
Vo apni chuni thik karte hue vapas niche delhne lgi aab me niche aa gya
Neha: aao bhai aao
Mai: aaya behna
Sabhi ladkiya vhi bethi thi or aapas me bate kar rhi thi