Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Bhagwaan 316]

Update-559(Escaped Again)
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559

Gharpe Sabse milke main unke sath breakfast k liye baitha...

Ravi- Tere jaise criminals k sath khaana khaana padd raha hai bolo.

Ye sunke sablog hans paddey ..

Rishi- Kutton ki tarah ghum rahe hain tere piche.

Main- Yeah.. I know..

Meenu- Aankhein dekh teri.. Kitane din se nahi soya hai??

Main- Not sure Meenu.. Bahot time hogaya theek se soye.. Yahaan se gaya tha tabse nahi soya hun..

Bhabhi- AP.. AP.. Kya karungi tera main..

Main- Bhabhi.. Kuch din ki baat orr hai fir sone par he hun main..

Rishi- Humesha yahi bolta hai tu..

Main- Sun.. Tu Or Mangal Mumbai chale jaao.. Aaj Dopehar Press conference karwake Kal subah badi rally organize karwani hai wahaan and officially wahaan sarkaar ban jaaegi. Rally ki information pehle he leak karwa chuka hun main toh andhi bheed hogi wahaan..

Mangal- Tu nahi jaaega??

Main- Naa..

Mangal- Ghanta.. Abe sarkaar tune banaai mehnat teri sab kuch tune kiya or tu he nahi hoga.

Main- Thappad maar dunga.. Maine kiya tumne kiya ek he baat hai.. Main jaaun Tu jaaye ,bhai jaaye ,rishi jaaye.. Ek he baat hai..

Mangal- I know that. Lekin logon ko bhi toh pata chalna caahiye ye sab kar Kon raha hai..

Bhabhi- Wahi toh.. Unhe bhi toh pata chalna caahiye Tu unsabke liye kitana kuch kar raha hai..

Main- Unko time aane par sab pata chal jaaega bhabhi..

Bhabhi- Lekin AP agar tabtak tujhe arrest karliya or case bana diya toh fir kya??

Main- I'll deal with it bhabhi.. Don't worry.. I have everything planned..

Bhabhi- Ok.. Ok..

Main- Also.. Meenu Or Bhabhi aapko bhi sath jaana padega Mumbai.. Swearing in Ceremony k liye..

Bhabhi- Hell No.. Hum kya karenge..

Main- Bhabhi trust me.. Logon ko dikhna caahiye na ki hum darre nahi hain government se or naa he hum darrne waale..

Bhabhi- But..

Main- No but. Iss Bahaane Meena Mousi ,Abhi ,Nirvi etc se mill aana..

Bhabhi- Haan ye toh hai.. Abhishek bhi hospital se ghar aagaya hai..

Main- See.. Great..

Rishi- Woh theek lekin centre mein kab?? Bhai 364 seats leke bhi nahi bana raha..

Main- Not yet ..

Rishi-Abe bana le na.. Fir bhaagna nahi padega...

Bhabhi- Wahi toh.. Fir karte rehna jo karna hai..

Main- Naa bhabhi.. Sab plan k according hoga..

Mangal- Abe pakkad lenge toh dikkat ho jaaegi..

Main- Mujhe?? Hahahah..

Mangal- Ab kahaan??

Main- Hyderabad...

Mangal- Kab?!

Main- 12 minute's mein..

Bhabhi- What?? Itani jaldi..

Main- Yeah.. Phone bajne waala hai..

Bhabhi- Yahaan se direct??

Main- Yeah private jet hai..

Bhabhi- Kabtak chalega ye sab ? I mean kab sab finish kar raha hai tu..

Main- Soon.. Trust me bhabhi sab jaise hona chahiye waise he ho raha hai..

Bhabhi- Ok.. I trust you..

Ab baja mera phone jo Anjali ka tha..

Anjali- Boss.. Ghar aagaye humein nahi bataya..

Main- Aake baitha bhi nahi hun darling.. Tu bata kya hua??

Anjali- Tumhara friend Nilesh NCB waala aa raha hai 15 minutes mein haweli.. Usne NCB office se backup bulaaya tha toh wahaan mere contact ne bataya..

Main- Thanks babes.. Najar rakhe hue they matlab uske log..

Anjali- Yeah..

Main- Chal nikal raha hun fir main..

Anjali- Cool.. Jaldi free hojaao please..

Main- Sure babes..

Anjali- Orr haan arrest matt ho jaana..

Main- Kya yaar Anjali tujhe lagta hai mujhe koi arrest kar shakta hai.. ??

Anjali- Haan.. Main..

Main- Haan tere alawa..

Anjali- Nobody..

Main- Bus toh fir thanks for the headsup.. By babes..

Call disconnected..

Main- Sam bahaar Jatin hoga usko bol gaadi nikal le NCB waale aarahe hain..

Sam- Copy that..

Bhabhi- Tujhe pehle he pata tha call aane waala hai.. How??

Main- Issiliye toh keh raha hun bhabhi chinta matt karo.. Sab already planned hai..

Ab maine khaana khaate hue Neha ko call kiya or speaker par rakha..

Main- Good Morning madam.. Aagaye Delhi??

Neha- Of course.. Kahaan ho tum??

Main- Arrey jaao jaao nadaan naa bano.. Haryana aa rahe ho naa??

Neha-How are you doing that??

Main- Listen listen.. Tip deta hun.. Matt aao.. Hyderabad pohancho.. Yahaan se fir waapis Delhi jaaoge tumhara he time waste hoga..

Neha- I don't believe you..

Main- Lo ji karlo baat abtak juth bola hai maine tumhe?? Matt maano..

Neha- I will catch you AP.. Kabtak bhaagoge..

Main- Main kahaan bhaag raha hun.. Ye khyaal nikaal do dimag se ki main tumse bachke bhaag raha hun itana.. Oh hell no.. Bhaagne ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe.. Mere gaon mein bhi nahi dhund shakti tum mujhe.. Toh be smart..

Neha- Jab meri hathkadi tumhare hathon mein hogi naa tab puchungi main kon smart hai..

Main- You wish.

Neha- I will get you one way or another..

Main- Keep Dreaming..Goodbye..

Call disconnected..

Mangal- Ye kon hai bc ab??

Main- Neha Sharma DIG NIA.. Mission AP ki captain...

Rishi- Bc kitani rude haibe ye.

Main- Ohh bahot jyaada.. Ok main guys main room se le aata hun mera samaan then i gotta bounce..

Main breakfast finish karke room mein aaya.. Obviously mujhe lena kuch nahi tha mujhe Riya se baat karni thi bus akele mein or wahi hua Riya mere piche piche room mein mein aagayi.. Or aatey he usne kasske mujhe galle se lagaaya..

Riya- Gande ho tum..

Main- Tumne bola tha naa yaad aarahi hai kab miloge.. Toh chala aaya main..

Riya- Mere liye itana risk kyun liya budhu tumne..

Main-Tumhare liye toh jindagi ka harr risk lene ko taiyaar hun main honey..

Riya- Awww... I love you..

Main- Love you too.. Listen.. I gotta go meri chinta matt karna kuch bhi ho jaaye caahe.. Jo bhi hoga maine karwaya hai.. Issliye dont worry a bit..

Riya-Pakka??

Main- Yes.. Promise..

Ye sunke Riya ne mujhe halka saa kiss kiya mere honthon par.. Orr bc itane din ki thakaan ek second k liye toh durr he hogayi thi.. Haaye.. I love her..

Main- I love you..

Riya- I love you more..Ab jaao.. Aatey honge wohlog..

Main- Tum kehti ho toh chala jaata hun warna nahi jaata..

Riya- Jaao budhu..

Main niche aaya and turant he nikala sablog mujhe chhodne aaye bahaar takk.. Jatin ready tha toh main gaadi mein baitha..

Main- Ok guys..

Bhabhi- Khyaal rakhna apna..

Main- Guards ko bolna bina warrant andar naa jaane dey NCB waalon ko.. Unse 10 gunna guards hain humaare..

Mangal- Dont worry ..

Main Or Jatin nikale wahaan se seedhe airfield k liye jahaan private jet humaara wait kar raha tha.. And humlog pohanchey Hyderabad... Humari next destination..

Continued..

 

[Bhagwaan 316]

Update-560(Their MasterPlan)
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560

Humlog Subah 12:30 baje Hyderabad pohancney and hotel gaye wahaan se.. Iss baar humaare hotel mein nahi rukke humlog balki ek different hotel mein rukke jo Rishi k friend ka tha toh koi dikkat nahi hui humein..

Jatin - Yahaan kya karna hai Bhai..

Main- Yahaan humein milna hai Surekha Parbhakar se.. Yahaan ki Chief Minister hai woh.. Also 12 MPs ki maalkeen bhi.. Unhi 12 MPs ka support caahiye humein..

Jatin- Ok.. Nice.. Toh usase kab kahaan kaise kyun milna hai??

Main- Abhi Andhrapradesh mein gaye they naa humlog.. CM Parsana ne help ki thi humari Or unki beti thi Anuradha jiski help ki maine uske husband ko jail se bahaar laane k liye.. Ab Anuradha ye Surekha ko jaanti hai woh milwaaegi humein Surekha se.. And ussi ki sifarish se hum deal denge Surekha ko..

Jatin- Maan jaaegi woh??

Main- 364 seats leke baitha hun main sarkaar meri ban chuki hai .. Paise dunga woh alag toh bhenchod kyun nahi maanegi..

Jatin- Ye bhi hai..

Main-Shyaam 7:30 baje meeting hai..

Jatin- Tabtak so jaao bhai.. Bahot thakke hue ho..

Main- Hmm.. Lekin din mein aise nind kam he aaegi mujhe.. Chal karle rest Tu bhi..

Jatin apne room mein gaya and maine kiya Neha ko phone kyunki uske 3 calls aaye hue they already..Usne mujhe number deke bahot badi galati kar di thi ab uske dimag k sath end takk khelunga main..

Main- Hanji madam..

Neha- I swear to God.. How do you keep vanishing??

Main- Maybe dikkat tumhari team k sath hai, ye socha hai?? I think they're not good enough.. Maybe you're not good enough..

Neha- I'm the best at this.

Main- Then kyun nahi pakkad paa rahe ho??

Neha- Pakkad lungi sooner or later.. Or trust me maar maar k tumhare ye saare dialogues nikaal dungi fir main..

Main- Maar maar k..

Maine hanste hue kaha..

Main- Maar maar k.. Crazy.. Crazy.. Madam tumhe pata bhi hai kon hun main?? Main pura NIA khaa jaaunga tumhari toh aukaat he kya hai.. Maar maar k.. Come on.. Do your research.. Pata lagao kon hun main.. Apna sir Balvant k pairon mein se uthaao Or research karo mere uppar..

Neha- How dare you???

Main - Sach sunke mirchi lagi.. Tumhe kya lagta hai mujhe nahi pata Balvant and gang k sath tumhare relations. Madam i know everything..

Neha- I will get you..

Main- Hyderabad.. Maine pehle bhi bataya tha ab fir bata raha hun.. Waise toh shyaam takk pata chalega tumhe.. Main abhi bata raha hun.. Hyderabad.. Aajaao.. Dhund lo..

Call disconnected..

Maine call cut kiya toh Claire k message they.. Call recording bheji thi usne.. Maine on ki woh..

Balvant- Haweli se bhi bhaag gaya woh..

Sudha- How?? Kaise??Pehle Mumbai se fir Bengalore se.. Fir Delhi se.. Fir Uske ghar de.. Kaise kar raha hai woh ye sab??

Dharma- Psycho hai saala.. Smart hai.. Ye toh humein pata he tha.

Sukesh- Itana smart hai ye thodi pata tha.. Bhenchod pass mein bhi nahi aane de raha.. Humein taunt kar raha hai harr baar woh alag..

Balvant- Smart nahi lucky hai saala.. Harr baar ek warrant k piche bach jaata hai.. Bengalore mein fanss gaya tha fir warrant k chakkar mein nikal gaya.. Same Mumbai mein hua.. Uske ghar bhi yahi hua.. 350 Guards they uski haweli par or uske alawa 500-700 gaon waale dandey or hathyaaron k sath aagaye they.. NCB waale bhi kya karte.. North Mein usko koi touch bhi nahi kar shakta..

Sukesh- Toh south mein konsa kar liya humne touch usse..

Amit- Wahi toh.. Mumbai chalo, Maharashtra mein usne banwa lee hogi government.. Lekin Karnataka mein kaise nikal gaya woh?? Wahaan toh sab apna hai..

Balvant- Paisa..CM Shiva ne bataya ki kissi local officer ko paise khilaake Helicopter ki permission nikalwa lee usne.. Woh handle karlega unn officers ko.. Shiva apna banda hai.. Usse bata diya hota naa ki AP Bengalore hai or usse pakkadna hai toh uske aadmi khud pakkad letey usko..

Sukesh- Yeah.. Kyunki aapki Special Team toh pakkad nahi paa rahi hai..

Balvant- Sukesh.. Trust rakho yaar.. Trust me...

Sukesh- Of course i trust you bhai.. Lekin.. Mere baki sathiyon ka trust uth raha hai aapse.. Dhyaan rahe unke paise k bina aap sarpanch bhi nahi bana shakte.. AP is a threat to all of us..

Balvant- Unko trust dilwana tumhara kaam hai.. Thoda time Orr maango unse..

Sukesh- Lekin kya kahunga?? Kaise bach raha hai woh?? Or kaise hum usse pakadenge..

Balvant- Unhe batao ki warrant ki wajah se nikal raha hai woh lekin ab nahi nikal paaega..

Sukesh- Kaise??

Balvant- Kyunki hum Neha or uski team ko special powers de rahe hain agar unhe jarra saa bhi shakk hai ki AP wahaan hai toh unhe kissi bhi warrant ki jarurat nahi hai. Woh kuch bhi kar shakte hain.. Kahin bhi jaa shakte hain.. Kissi bhi property mein ghuss shakte hain bina warrants bina permissions they can do anything..

Sudha- What??

Dharma- Ye toh illegal ho jaaega.. Log pehle he piche pade hain Balvant..

Sudha- Yeah.. Khaa jaaegi humein public..

Balvant- Kanoon hum he banaatey hain.. Kuch illegal nahi hoga.. Special warrant jaari karwa denge AP k naam par..

Amit- This is a bad idea bhai..

Sudha- Yeah.. Terrible..

Balvant- Toh kya karun tum he batao!? Dusara koi option hai humaare pass?? Rules mein rehke hum usse kabhi nahi pakkad shakte.. Never.. Tumhare pass koi idea hai toh bolo.. Nahi haina?? Toh yahi karne do..

Sukesh- Yeah.. Karo karo.. I don't care.. Woh jaldi se pakkada jaana caahiye.. Ye last chance hai bhai aapke pass uske baad mere friends ye matter apke hathon mein le lenge

Balvant- Dont worry uski nobat nahi aaegi..Karte hain announcement shyaam takk..

Call disconnected..

Fucking hell.. Bhenchod.. Gand takk kaa dum laga rahe hain be yelog.. Bawle hogaye hain bc.. Andhe hogaye hain.. Kuch nahi sujh raha lawdo ko.. Kuch bhi kiye jaa rahe hain..

Lekin apne liye sahi hai.. Sab according to plan he toh ho raha hai.. Yahi toh caahiye tha .. Right??

Exactly..

Mere khilaaf plans bana rahe hain ye log. Bhenchod abhi bhi nahi samjhe main kon hun.. Jabtak samjh mein aaega tabtak bahot late ho chuka hoga..

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[Bhagwaan 316]

Update-561(376) ​

561

Waise oye 2.0 Paison kaa kya hua be?? Bhosdk.. Bina paise kaise sarkaar banaaunga..

2.0-Ohh yeah yaad aaya.. Phone nikaal..

Maine phone nikala Or Number dial kiya..

"Hello"..

Main- Yuri my boy..

Yuri- b. B. b. obbb..bosss...Good Afternoon.. Boss..

Main- How are you??

Yuri- I'm.. I'm.. Good boss..

Main- Hows business??

Yuri- Business is fantastic boss.. way Better then before..

Main- That's why I made you incharge..

Yuri- Thanks boss.. I'll never let you down..

Main- How much money we got at the moment.. Wahaan Turkey Turkey mein..

Yuri- Money wise.. Probably 20 Crore USD yaa 200 Million USD bol lo...

Main- 5 crore USD Tu rakh business continue rakhne k liye .Bache 15 Crore Or say 150 Million USD yaani almost 1300 Crore INR.. Ok Baaki assets.. Gold??

Yuri- A lot boss.. A lot of gold.. Approximately 2 Tons of gold..

Main- 2000 Crore rupees Ka Gold Hogaya matlab...Diamonds..

Yuri- Diamonds worths of Approximately 100 Million USD.. Rubies worth 50 Million USD.. Total 150 Million.. Meaning almost 1700 Crore worth of Diamonds..

Main- Now Listen to me carefully. President se contact kar usse bol Mumbai, India ek cargo plane bhejna hai tujhe jisme electronics items etc hain woh samjh jaaega and permission dega then uss plane mein 15 Crore USD Cash (1300 Crore).. 150 Million K diamonds (1300 Crore INR) .. 400 KG GOLD. (400 Crore INR) .. Ye load kar.. And Bhejdey Mumbai..

Yuri- Ok boss..

Main- Kitana jaldi kar shakta hai??

Yuri- 10-12 Hours Arrangements k and 10-12 hours Traveling k.. 20-24 hours mein Mumbai pohancha shakta hun boss..

Main- Great.. Do that..

Yuri- As you wish boss.. But just saying boss Money ki situation thodi tight hai yahaan toh ye karne k baad it'll be a little bit hard..

Main- You can manage though right??

Yuri- Of course boss...

Main- Then do that.. Baaki I'll handle..

Yuri- Ok boss.. Thankyou again boss..

Call disconnected..

Uske baad maine firse call kiya..

Main- J..

J- Yes boss..

Main- Mumbai Pohanch.. Kal Subah 11-12 baje k around Istanbul se ek cargo plane aaega usme 150 Million USD , 400 KG Gold and 150 Million worth of diamonds hain main CM se baat karke permission dilwa dunga woh sab maal nikaal wahaan se..and Rupees mein convert karwa ASAP..

J- Boss itana sab convert karaane mein toh 2-3 din kam se kam lag jaaenge..

Main- Toh tu Smart ban.. 1000 Crore humein Ellie ko dene hain.. Toh usse USD cash dedey saara..Woh legi nahi but dhakke se dey bol ehsaan nahi caahiye..udhaar thi toh lele waapis..USD SE INR woh Khud convert karwa legi.. Total 1300 Crore Bante hain 1050 crore usko denge usko bol humein 250 Crore dedey Asap baaki rakh le.. Ab Bacha gold and diamonds.. Woh toh easy hai.. Ellie ko he dey woh kaam bhi, ye alag se.. Gold jitana convert kar shakti hai utana kar.. Gold toh saara he karwa dey.. Heavy hoga warna bhenchod.. Diamonds jitane bachein bachne dey paise ki jagah diamonds dedenge ek aadh jagah.. 3000 crore kaa maal hai Or Humein bus 1000 Crore caahiye filhaal.. Kyunki 1000 Ellie apne rakh legi and uske alawa 1000 Or Maharashtra mein he dene hain woh bhi woh aaram se convert karwaake deti rahegi humein bus last 1000 caahiye in cash.. Yaa ye karle.. 700-800 crore jitana cash possible hai utnaa le lena baaki diamonds rakh lena..

J- Great idea boss.. 10-12 ghante mein ho jaaega sab ye toh...

Main- Exactly.. Smart ban..

J- Sorry boss ..

Main- 24 ghante mein woh samaan aajaaega yahaan kuch ghante tujhe diye.. Yaani kal Dopehar 2-3 k bich sab ready hoga..

J-Yes boss..

Main- Good.. Lag jaa kaam par.. And hotey he Chang ko inform kar dena..

Call disconnected..

Ab mujhe honsh aaya toh maine khudko bhenchod firse balcony mein paaya.. Iski maa kaa.. Kya baate ki be??

2.0- Paiso kaa jugaad hogaya.. 3000 Crore..

Main-Gajab..

2.0- Kal issi time takk sah set ho jaaega..

Main- Perfect..

Ab uske baad maine Lunch kiya and aake sone ki try kiya din mein utana nind aati nahi mujhe but filhaal thakaan Or nind itani thi ki bhenchod 2-3 ghante toh so he liya.. 10% nind toh nikaal he lee maine.. And Shyaam 6:30 baje utha main Or ready hone laga.... 7 baje humlog nikale ek dusare hotel k liye jahaan humein CM Surekha se milna tha..


Jatin- Yahaan aagayi hogi bhai woh aapki setting..

Main- Yeah.. Abtak pata laga liya hoga usne sehar se woh private plane kahaan gaya tha or aa bhi gayi hogi.. Jaldi he pata bhi chal jaaega usse ki hum yahaan hain..

Jatin- Kaise??

Main- Kaise kya be.. Unlimited powers hain unke pass unlimited.. Saikdon even hajaaron cctvs Or utane he log dhund rahe honge mujhe filhaal.. Issliye jald se jald nikalna hoga humein..

Jatin- Kahaan jaana hai??

Main- Mumbai..

Jatin-Wahaan toh kaam hogaya naa bhai..

Main- Yeah.. But paisa aaraha hai orr wahaan par..

Jatin- Waah.. Jet ready hai??

Main- Naa even better..

Ab Claire kaa call aaya mere pass..

Claire- News dekho..

Main- Ok..

Call disconnected..

Ab Maine news on ki toh Sudha firse press conference kar rahi thi or usme usne wahi kaha jo unki phone par baat hui thi ki jo mujhe pakkadne k liye team bani hai usko direct powers de di thi all over india mein . Unhe mere liye kissi warrant ya kissi permission ki jarurat nahi thi wohlog directly kahin bhi ghuss shakte they..

Jatin- Ye apni he maa chudwa rahe hain bc.. Khudko dictator dikhaake..

Main- Exactly... Jatin Exactly..

Jatin- Lekin ab thoda smart rehna padega bhai.. Yelog kya pata kahaan kya kiye baithey honge.

Main- Wahi toh Bhenchod.. Dhyaan rakhna padega..

Humlog hotel pohanchey wahaan ek suite mein aaye jahaan Surekha Or Anuradha mojjud thi..

Main -Namaskaar Surekha ji..

Surekha- Namaskar Beta..

Main- Kaisi ho Anu??

Anu-Badhiya bhai.. Toh Surekha ji ko main bata rahi thi tumhare yahaan aane ka motive..

Surekha- Mujhe samjh mein ye nahi aaya beta.. 364 setas currently confirm hain tumhari toh humaari kya jarurat tumhe??

Main- Because I want to be unbeatable Surekha ji.. 364 se better hai 376 .. Or mujhe mostly wahi log caahiye jinke sath thode relations hon mere ab Anu meri behan aapko jaanti hai or trust karti hai toh main bhi aapko trust karta hun or aajkal politics mein trust kahaan milta hai..

Surekha- Valid point..

Main- So decision se pehle aapko bata dun main.. Aapko kya milega.. First toh ek Union Cabinet post aapke kissi MP KO and second 300 crore Rupees.. I know aapke kuch sathi hain jinhe paison se bahot pyaar hai toh unke liye 300 crore Cash.. Abhi raat 10:00 baje Nizamabad Junction Pohanch jaaega..

Surekha- Nizamabad?? Abhi se?? Abhi toh humaari baat bhi nahi hui.. Tumne paisa pehle he mangwaa liya tha?.. Itane confident they tum??

Main- Yes.. I knew you'll say yes..Mujhe naa kehke kya milega aapko.. Jabki haan kehne par kitana kuch mill raha hai.. Uppar se meri behan ki sifarish hai ..

Surekha- I like you AP.. I really do.. But I need a little bit of time.. To discuss with my fellow comrades.

Main- Unfortunately time he nahi hai mere pass Surekha ji.. Orr comrades se kya baat karna aapke log itane loyal hain ki galat decision mein bhi aapko support karenge jabki ye decision toh bahot sahi hai..

Surekha - Bahot jaante ho mere baare mein..

Main- Sabke baare mein.. I know everything Surekha ji..

Surekha- Interesting.. Ok.. Ok.. I'm in.. I'll support you..

Main- Great.. That's the spirit.. Now few important points.. I know aap ek honest and loyal politician ho or mujhe loyalty he caahiye.. I respect you but kabhi aapke mann mein mere khilaaf jaane kaa khayaal aaya toh trust me it'll be bad.. Really bad..

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[Bhagwaan 316]

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[Ytmovies712]

badhiya hai Cant wait to see jab government change hogi tab ye NIA wali ka kya hoga

 

[Raj142]

AWESOME LAJWAB UPDATE BHAI

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-559(Escaped Again)
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559

Gharpe Sabse milke main unke sath breakfast k liye baitha...

Ravi- Tere jaise criminals k sath khaana khaana padd raha hai bolo.

Ye sunke sablog hans paddey ..

Rishi- Kutton ki tarah ghum rahe hain tere piche.

Main- Yeah.. I know..

Meenu- Aankhein dekh teri.. Kitane din se nahi soya hai??

Main- Not sure Meenu.. Bahot time hogaya theek se soye.. Yahaan se gaya tha tabse nahi soya hun..

Bhabhi- AP.. AP.. Kya karungi tera main..

Main- Bhabhi.. Kuch din ki baat orr hai fir sone par he hun main..

Rishi- Humesha yahi bolta hai tu..

Main- Sun.. Tu Or Mangal Mumbai chale jaao.. Aaj Dopehar Press conference karwake Kal subah badi rally organize karwani hai wahaan and officially wahaan sarkaar ban jaaegi. Rally ki information pehle he leak karwa chuka hun main toh andhi bheed hogi wahaan..

Mangal- Tu nahi jaaega??

Main- Naa..

Mangal- Ghanta.. Abe sarkaar tune banaai mehnat teri sab kuch tune kiya or tu he nahi hoga.

Main- Thappad maar dunga.. Maine kiya tumne kiya ek he baat hai.. Main jaaun Tu jaaye ,bhai jaaye ,rishi jaaye.. Ek he baat hai..

Mangal- I know that. Lekin logon ko bhi toh pata chalna caahiye ye sab kar Kon raha hai..

Bhabhi- Wahi toh.. Unhe bhi toh pata chalna caahiye Tu unsabke liye kitana kuch kar raha hai..

Main- Unko time aane par sab pata chal jaaega bhabhi..

Bhabhi- Lekin AP agar tabtak tujhe arrest karliya or case bana diya toh fir kya??

Main- I'll deal with it bhabhi.. Don't worry.. I have everything planned..

Bhabhi- Ok.. Ok..

Main- Also.. Meenu Or Bhabhi aapko bhi sath jaana padega Mumbai.. Swearing in Ceremony k liye..

Bhabhi- Hell No.. Hum kya karenge..

Main- Bhabhi trust me.. Logon ko dikhna caahiye na ki hum darre nahi hain government se or naa he hum darrne waale..

Bhabhi- But..

Main- No but. Iss Bahaane Meena Mousi ,Abhi ,Nirvi etc se mill aana..

Bhabhi- Haan ye toh hai.. Abhishek bhi hospital se ghar aagaya hai..

Main- See.. Great..

Rishi- Woh theek lekin centre mein kab?? Bhai 364 seats leke bhi nahi bana raha..

Main- Not yet ..

Rishi-Abe bana le na.. Fir bhaagna nahi padega...

Bhabhi- Wahi toh.. Fir karte rehna jo karna hai..

Main- Naa bhabhi.. Sab plan k according hoga..

Mangal- Abe pakkad lenge toh dikkat ho jaaegi..

Main- Mujhe?? Hahahah..

Mangal- Ab kahaan??

Main- Hyderabad...

Mangal- Kab?!

Main- 12 minute's mein..

Bhabhi- What?? Itani jaldi..

Main- Yeah.. Phone bajne waala hai..

Bhabhi- Yahaan se direct??

Main- Yeah private jet hai..

Bhabhi- Kabtak chalega ye sab ? I mean kab sab finish kar raha hai tu..

Main- Soon.. Trust me bhabhi sab jaise hona chahiye waise he ho raha hai..

Bhabhi- Ok.. I trust you..

Ab baja mera phone jo Anjali ka tha..

Anjali- Boss.. Ghar aagaye humein nahi bataya..

Main- Aake baitha bhi nahi hun darling.. Tu bata kya hua??

Anjali- Tumhara friend Nilesh NCB waala aa raha hai 15 minutes mein haweli.. Usne NCB office se backup bulaaya tha toh wahaan mere contact ne bataya..

Main- Thanks babes.. Najar rakhe hue they matlab uske log..

Anjali- Yeah..

Main- Chal nikal raha hun fir main..

Anjali- Cool.. Jaldi free hojaao please..

Main- Sure babes..

Anjali- Orr haan arrest matt ho jaana..

Main- Kya yaar Anjali tujhe lagta hai mujhe koi arrest kar shakta hai.. ??

Anjali- Haan.. Main..

Main- Haan tere alawa..

Anjali- Nobody..

Main- Bus toh fir thanks for the headsup.. By babes..

Call disconnected..

Main- Sam bahaar Jatin hoga usko bol gaadi nikal le NCB waale aarahe hain..

Sam- Copy that..

Bhabhi- Tujhe pehle he pata tha call aane waala hai.. How??

Main- Issiliye toh keh raha hun bhabhi chinta matt karo.. Sab already planned hai..

Ab maine khaana khaate hue Neha ko call kiya or speaker par rakha..

Main- Good Morning madam.. Aagaye Delhi??

Neha- Of course.. Kahaan ho tum??

Main- Arrey jaao jaao nadaan naa bano.. Haryana aa rahe ho naa??

Neha-How are you doing that??

Main- Listen listen.. Tip deta hun.. Matt aao.. Hyderabad pohancho.. Yahaan se fir waapis Delhi jaaoge tumhara he time waste hoga..

Neha- I don't believe you..

Main- Lo ji karlo baat abtak juth bola hai maine tumhe?? Matt maano..

Neha- I will catch you AP.. Kabtak bhaagoge..

Main- Main kahaan bhaag raha hun.. Ye khyaal nikaal do dimag se ki main tumse bachke bhaag raha hun itana.. Oh hell no.. Bhaagne ki jarurat nahi hai mujhe.. Mere gaon mein bhi nahi dhund shakti tum mujhe.. Toh be smart..

Neha- Jab meri hathkadi tumhare hathon mein hogi naa tab puchungi main kon smart hai..

Main- You wish.

Neha- I will get you one way or another..

Main- Keep Dreaming..Goodbye..

Call disconnected..

Mangal- Ye kon hai bc ab??

Main- Neha Sharma DIG NIA.. Mission AP ki captain...

Rishi- Bc kitani rude haibe ye.

Main- Ohh bahot jyaada.. Ok main guys main room se le aata hun mera samaan then i gotta bounce..

Main breakfast finish karke room mein aaya.. Obviously mujhe lena kuch nahi tha mujhe Riya se baat karni thi bus akele mein or wahi hua Riya mere piche piche room mein mein aagayi.. Or aatey he usne kasske mujhe galle se lagaaya..

Riya- Gande ho tum..

Main- Tumne bola tha naa yaad aarahi hai kab miloge.. Toh chala aaya main..

Riya- Mere liye itana risk kyun liya budhu tumne..

Main-Tumhare liye toh jindagi ka harr risk lene ko taiyaar hun main honey..

Riya- Awww... I love you..

Main- Love you too.. Listen.. I gotta go meri chinta matt karna kuch bhi ho jaaye caahe.. Jo bhi hoga maine karwaya hai.. Issliye dont worry a bit..

Riya-Pakka??

Main- Yes.. Promise..

Ye sunke Riya ne mujhe halka saa kiss kiya mere honthon par.. Orr bc itane din ki thakaan ek second k liye toh durr he hogayi thi.. Haaye.. I love her..

Main- I love you..

Riya- I love you more..Ab jaao.. Aatey honge wohlog..

Main- Tum kehti ho toh chala jaata hun warna nahi jaata..

Riya- Jaao budhu..

Main niche aaya and turant he nikala sablog mujhe chhodne aaye bahaar takk.. Jatin ready tha toh main gaadi mein baitha..

Main- Ok guys..

Bhabhi- Khyaal rakhna apna..

Main- Guards ko bolna bina warrant andar naa jaane dey NCB waalon ko.. Unse 10 gunna guards hain humaare..

Mangal- Dont worry ..

Main Or Jatin nikale wahaan se seedhe airfield k liye jahaan private jet humaara wait kar raha tha.. And humlog pohanchey Hyderabad... Humari next destination..

Continued..

Fantastic update bro

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-560(Their MasterPlan)
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560

Humlog Subah 12:30 baje Hyderabad pohancney and hotel gaye wahaan se.. Iss baar humaare hotel mein nahi rukke humlog balki ek different hotel mein rukke jo Rishi k friend ka tha toh koi dikkat nahi hui humein..

Jatin - Yahaan kya karna hai Bhai..

Main- Yahaan humein milna hai Surekha Parbhakar se.. Yahaan ki Chief Minister hai woh.. Also 12 MPs ki maalkeen bhi.. Unhi 12 MPs ka support caahiye humein..

Jatin- Ok.. Nice.. Toh usase kab kahaan kaise kyun milna hai??

Main- Abhi Andhrapradesh mein gaye they naa humlog.. CM Parsana ne help ki thi humari Or unki beti thi Anuradha jiski help ki maine uske husband ko jail se bahaar laane k liye.. Ab Anuradha ye Surekha ko jaanti hai woh milwaaegi humein Surekha se.. And ussi ki sifarish se hum deal denge Surekha ko..

Jatin- Maan jaaegi woh??

Main- 364 seats leke baitha hun main sarkaar meri ban chuki hai .. Paise dunga woh alag toh bhenchod kyun nahi maanegi..

Jatin- Ye bhi hai..

Main-Shyaam 7:30 baje meeting hai..

Jatin- Tabtak so jaao bhai.. Bahot thakke hue ho..

Main- Hmm.. Lekin din mein aise nind kam he aaegi mujhe.. Chal karle rest Tu bhi..

Jatin apne room mein gaya and maine kiya Neha ko phone kyunki uske 3 calls aaye hue they already..Usne mujhe number deke bahot badi galati kar di thi ab uske dimag k sath end takk khelunga main..

Main- Hanji madam..

Neha- I swear to God.. How do you keep vanishing??

Main- Maybe dikkat tumhari team k sath hai, ye socha hai?? I think they're not good enough.. Maybe you're not good enough..

Neha- I'm the best at this.

Main- Then kyun nahi pakkad paa rahe ho??

Neha- Pakkad lungi sooner or later.. Or trust me maar maar k tumhare ye saare dialogues nikaal dungi fir main..

Main- Maar maar k..

Maine hanste hue kaha..

Main- Maar maar k.. Crazy.. Crazy.. Madam tumhe pata bhi hai kon hun main?? Main pura NIA khaa jaaunga tumhari toh aukaat he kya hai.. Maar maar k.. Come on.. Do your research.. Pata lagao kon hun main.. Apna sir Balvant k pairon mein se uthaao Or research karo mere uppar..

Neha- How dare you???

Main - Sach sunke mirchi lagi.. Tumhe kya lagta hai mujhe nahi pata Balvant and gang k sath tumhare relations. Madam i know everything..

Neha- I will get you..

Main- Hyderabad.. Maine pehle bhi bataya tha ab fir bata raha hun.. Waise toh shyaam takk pata chalega tumhe.. Main abhi bata raha hun.. Hyderabad.. Aajaao.. Dhund lo..

Call disconnected..

Maine call cut kiya toh Claire k message they.. Call recording bheji thi usne.. Maine on ki woh..

Balvant- Haweli se bhi bhaag gaya woh..

Sudha- How?? Kaise??Pehle Mumbai se fir Bengalore se.. Fir Delhi se.. Fir Uske ghar de.. Kaise kar raha hai woh ye sab??

Dharma- Psycho hai saala.. Smart hai.. Ye toh humein pata he tha.

Sukesh- Itana smart hai ye thodi pata tha.. Bhenchod pass mein bhi nahi aane de raha.. Humein taunt kar raha hai harr baar woh alag..

Balvant- Smart nahi lucky hai saala.. Harr baar ek warrant k piche bach jaata hai.. Bengalore mein fanss gaya tha fir warrant k chakkar mein nikal gaya.. Same Mumbai mein hua.. Uske ghar bhi yahi hua.. 350 Guards they uski haweli par or uske alawa 500-700 gaon waale dandey or hathyaaron k sath aagaye they.. NCB waale bhi kya karte.. North Mein usko koi touch bhi nahi kar shakta..

Sukesh- Toh south mein konsa kar liya humne touch usse..

Amit- Wahi toh.. Mumbai chalo, Maharashtra mein usne banwa lee hogi government.. Lekin Karnataka mein kaise nikal gaya woh?? Wahaan toh sab apna hai..

Balvant- Paisa..CM Shiva ne bataya ki kissi local officer ko paise khilaake Helicopter ki permission nikalwa lee usne.. Woh handle karlega unn officers ko.. Shiva apna banda hai.. Usse bata diya hota naa ki AP Bengalore hai or usse pakkadna hai toh uske aadmi khud pakkad letey usko..

Sukesh- Yeah.. Kyunki aapki Special Team toh pakkad nahi paa rahi hai..

Balvant- Sukesh.. Trust rakho yaar.. Trust me...

Sukesh- Of course i trust you bhai.. Lekin.. Mere baki sathiyon ka trust uth raha hai aapse.. Dhyaan rahe unke paise k bina aap sarpanch bhi nahi bana shakte.. AP is a threat to all of us..

Balvant- Unko trust dilwana tumhara kaam hai.. Thoda time Orr maango unse..

Sukesh- Lekin kya kahunga?? Kaise bach raha hai woh?? Or kaise hum usse pakadenge..

Balvant- Unhe batao ki warrant ki wajah se nikal raha hai woh lekin ab nahi nikal paaega..

Sukesh- Kaise??

Balvant- Kyunki hum Neha or uski team ko special powers de rahe hain agar unhe jarra saa bhi shakk hai ki AP wahaan hai toh unhe kissi bhi warrant ki jarurat nahi hai. Woh kuch bhi kar shakte hain.. Kahin bhi jaa shakte hain.. Kissi bhi property mein ghuss shakte hain bina warrants bina permissions they can do anything..

Sudha- What??

Dharma- Ye toh illegal ho jaaega.. Log pehle he piche pade hain Balvant..

Sudha- Yeah.. Khaa jaaegi humein public..

Balvant- Kanoon hum he banaatey hain.. Kuch illegal nahi hoga.. Special warrant jaari karwa denge AP k naam par..

Amit- This is a bad idea bhai..

Sudha- Yeah.. Terrible..

Balvant- Toh kya karun tum he batao!? Dusara koi option hai humaare pass?? Rules mein rehke hum usse kabhi nahi pakkad shakte.. Never.. Tumhare pass koi idea hai toh bolo.. Nahi haina?? Toh yahi karne do..

Sukesh- Yeah.. Karo karo.. I don't care.. Woh jaldi se pakkada jaana caahiye.. Ye last chance hai bhai aapke pass uske baad mere friends ye matter apke hathon mein le lenge

Balvant- Dont worry uski nobat nahi aaegi..Karte hain announcement shyaam takk..

Call disconnected..

Fucking hell.. Bhenchod.. Gand takk kaa dum laga rahe hain be yelog.. Bawle hogaye hain bc.. Andhe hogaye hain.. Kuch nahi sujh raha lawdo ko.. Kuch bhi kiye jaa rahe hain..

Lekin apne liye sahi hai.. Sab according to plan he toh ho raha hai.. Yahi toh caahiye tha .. Right??

Exactly..

Mere khilaaf plans bana rahe hain ye log. Bhenchod abhi bhi nahi samjhe main kon hun.. Jabtak samjh mein aaega tabtak bahot late ho chuka hoga..

Continued..

Lovely update bro

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-561(376) ​

561

Waise oye 2.0 Paison kaa kya hua be?? Bhosdk.. Bina paise kaise sarkaar banaaunga..

2.0-Ohh yeah yaad aaya.. Phone nikaal..

Maine phone nikala Or Number dial kiya..

"Hello"..

Main- Yuri my boy..

Yuri- b. B. b. obbb..bosss...Good Afternoon.. Boss..

Main- How are you??

Yuri- I'm.. I'm.. Good boss..

Main- Hows business??

Yuri- Business is fantastic boss.. way Better then before..

Main- That's why I made you incharge..

Yuri- Thanks boss.. I'll never let you down..

Main- How much money we got at the moment.. Wahaan Turkey Turkey mein..

Yuri- Money wise.. Probably 20 Crore USD yaa 200 Million USD bol lo...

Main- 5 crore USD Tu rakh business continue rakhne k liye .Bache 15 Crore Or say 150 Million USD yaani almost 1300 Crore INR.. Ok Baaki assets.. Gold??

Yuri- A lot boss.. A lot of gold.. Approximately 2 Tons of gold..

Main- 2000 Crore rupees Ka Gold Hogaya matlab...Diamonds..

Yuri- Diamonds worths of Approximately 100 Million USD.. Rubies worth 50 Million USD.. Total 150 Million.. Meaning almost 1700 Crore worth of Diamonds..

Main- Now Listen to me carefully. President se contact kar usse bol Mumbai, India ek cargo plane bhejna hai tujhe jisme electronics items etc hain woh samjh jaaega and permission dega then uss plane mein 15 Crore USD Cash (1300 Crore).. 150 Million K diamonds (1300 Crore INR) .. 400 KG GOLD. (400 Crore INR) .. Ye load kar.. And Bhejdey Mumbai..

Yuri- Ok boss..

Main- Kitana jaldi kar shakta hai??

Yuri- 10-12 Hours Arrangements k and 10-12 hours Traveling k.. 20-24 hours mein Mumbai pohancha shakta hun boss..

Main- Great.. Do that..

Yuri- As you wish boss.. But just saying boss Money ki situation thodi tight hai yahaan toh ye karne k baad it'll be a little bit hard..

Main- You can manage though right??

Yuri- Of course boss...

Main- Then do that.. Baaki I'll handle..

Yuri- Ok boss.. Thankyou again boss..

Call disconnected..

Uske baad maine firse call kiya..

Main- J..

J- Yes boss..

Main- Mumbai Pohanch.. Kal Subah 11-12 baje k around Istanbul se ek cargo plane aaega usme 150 Million USD , 400 KG Gold and 150 Million worth of diamonds hain main CM se baat karke permission dilwa dunga woh sab maal nikaal wahaan se..and Rupees mein convert karwa ASAP..

J- Boss itana sab convert karaane mein toh 2-3 din kam se kam lag jaaenge..

Main- Toh tu Smart ban.. 1000 Crore humein Ellie ko dene hain.. Toh usse USD cash dedey saara..Woh legi nahi but dhakke se dey bol ehsaan nahi caahiye..udhaar thi toh lele waapis..USD SE INR woh Khud convert karwa legi.. Total 1300 Crore Bante hain 1050 crore usko denge usko bol humein 250 Crore dedey Asap baaki rakh le.. Ab Bacha gold and diamonds.. Woh toh easy hai.. Ellie ko he dey woh kaam bhi, ye alag se.. Gold jitana convert kar shakti hai utana kar.. Gold toh saara he karwa dey.. Heavy hoga warna bhenchod.. Diamonds jitane bachein bachne dey paise ki jagah diamonds dedenge ek aadh jagah.. 3000 crore kaa maal hai Or Humein bus 1000 Crore caahiye filhaal.. Kyunki 1000 Ellie apne rakh legi and uske alawa 1000 Or Maharashtra mein he dene hain woh bhi woh aaram se convert karwaake deti rahegi humein bus last 1000 caahiye in cash.. Yaa ye karle.. 700-800 crore jitana cash possible hai utnaa le lena baaki diamonds rakh lena..

J- Great idea boss.. 10-12 ghante mein ho jaaega sab ye toh...

Main- Exactly.. Smart ban..

J- Sorry boss ..

Main- 24 ghante mein woh samaan aajaaega yahaan kuch ghante tujhe diye.. Yaani kal Dopehar 2-3 k bich sab ready hoga..

J-Yes boss..

Main- Good.. Lag jaa kaam par.. And hotey he Chang ko inform kar dena..

Call disconnected..

Ab mujhe honsh aaya toh maine khudko bhenchod firse balcony mein paaya.. Iski maa kaa.. Kya baate ki be??

2.0- Paiso kaa jugaad hogaya.. 3000 Crore..

Main-Gajab..

2.0- Kal issi time takk sah set ho jaaega..

Main- Perfect..

Ab uske baad maine Lunch kiya and aake sone ki try kiya din mein utana nind aati nahi mujhe but filhaal thakaan Or nind itani thi ki bhenchod 2-3 ghante toh so he liya.. 10% nind toh nikaal he lee maine.. And Shyaam 6:30 baje utha main Or ready hone laga.... 7 baje humlog nikale ek dusare hotel k liye jahaan humein CM Surekha se milna tha..


Jatin- Yahaan aagayi hogi bhai woh aapki setting..

Main- Yeah.. Abtak pata laga liya hoga usne sehar se woh private plane kahaan gaya tha or aa bhi gayi hogi.. Jaldi he pata bhi chal jaaega usse ki hum yahaan hain..

Jatin- Kaise??

Main- Kaise kya be.. Unlimited powers hain unke pass unlimited.. Saikdon even hajaaron cctvs Or utane he log dhund rahe honge mujhe filhaal.. Issliye jald se jald nikalna hoga humein..

Jatin- Kahaan jaana hai??

Main- Mumbai..

Jatin-Wahaan toh kaam hogaya naa bhai..

Main- Yeah.. But paisa aaraha hai orr wahaan par..

Jatin- Waah.. Jet ready hai??

Main- Naa even better..

Ab Claire kaa call aaya mere pass..

Claire- News dekho..

Main- Ok..

Call disconnected..

Ab Maine news on ki toh Sudha firse press conference kar rahi thi or usme usne wahi kaha jo unki phone par baat hui thi ki jo mujhe pakkadne k liye team bani hai usko direct powers de di thi all over india mein . Unhe mere liye kissi warrant ya kissi permission ki jarurat nahi thi wohlog directly kahin bhi ghuss shakte they..

Jatin- Ye apni he maa chudwa rahe hain bc.. Khudko dictator dikhaake..

Main- Exactly... Jatin Exactly..

Jatin- Lekin ab thoda smart rehna padega bhai.. Yelog kya pata kahaan kya kiye baithey honge.

Main- Wahi toh Bhenchod.. Dhyaan rakhna padega..

Humlog hotel pohanchey wahaan ek suite mein aaye jahaan Surekha Or Anuradha mojjud thi..

Main -Namaskaar Surekha ji..

Surekha- Namaskar Beta..

Main- Kaisi ho Anu??

Anu-Badhiya bhai.. Toh Surekha ji ko main bata rahi thi tumhare yahaan aane ka motive..

Surekha- Mujhe samjh mein ye nahi aaya beta.. 364 setas currently confirm hain tumhari toh humaari kya jarurat tumhe??

Main- Because I want to be unbeatable Surekha ji.. 364 se better hai 376 .. Or mujhe mostly wahi log caahiye jinke sath thode relations hon mere ab Anu meri behan aapko jaanti hai or trust karti hai toh main bhi aapko trust karta hun or aajkal politics mein trust kahaan milta hai..

Surekha- Valid point..

Main- So decision se pehle aapko bata dun main.. Aapko kya milega.. First toh ek Union Cabinet post aapke kissi MP KO and second 300 crore Rupees.. I know aapke kuch sathi hain jinhe paison se bahot pyaar hai toh unke liye 300 crore Cash.. Abhi raat 10:00 baje Nizamabad Junction Pohanch jaaega..

Surekha- Nizamabad?? Abhi se?? Abhi toh humaari baat bhi nahi hui.. Tumne paisa pehle he mangwaa liya tha?.. Itane confident they tum??

Main- Yes.. I knew you'll say yes..Mujhe naa kehke kya milega aapko.. Jabki haan kehne par kitana kuch mill raha hai.. Uppar se meri behan ki sifarish hai ..

Surekha- I like you AP.. I really do.. But I need a little bit of time.. To discuss with my fellow comrades.

Main- Unfortunately time he nahi hai mere pass Surekha ji.. Orr comrades se kya baat karna aapke log itane loyal hain ki galat decision mein bhi aapko support karenge jabki ye decision toh bahot sahi hai..

Surekha - Bahot jaante ho mere baare mein..

Main- Sabke baare mein.. I know everything Surekha ji..

Surekha- Interesting.. Ok.. Ok.. I'm in.. I'll support you..

Main- Great.. That's the spirit.. Now few important points.. I know aap ek honest and loyal politician ho or mujhe loyalty he caahiye.. I respect you but kabhi aapke mann mein mere khilaaf jaane kaa khayaal aaya toh trust me it'll be bad.. Really bad..

Continued...

Gajab update bro

 

[111ramjain]

Nice update bro