Update-10
"tum apni copy lekar idhar aao..."deepika mam ne mujhe samne bulaya....
dil ki dnadkane badhne lagi aur yahi khayal aata raha ki deepika mam kahi kuch puchh na le, kyunki abhi tak na to maine kuch likha tha aur na hee kuch padha tha, abhi tak mera dhyan sirf aur sirf usi par tha....
"yaha main comedy kar rahi hoon kya...."
"no mam..."apna sar jhukaye main kisi bachche ki tarah samne khada tha, aur us samay ka intezaar kar raha tha ,jab wo gusse se chillati hui meri copy phek de aur main phhir apni copy uthakar wapas apni jagah par baith jaun.....
"naam kya hai tumhara..."
"Arman...."
"kya Arman hai tumhare,...jara sabko batao..."
"sorry mam, aage se kuch nahi karunga...."ye to maine mam se kaha , lekin main use kuch aur bhi bol sakta tha aur wo ye tha"mere Arman ye hai ki tujhe patak-patak kar chodu, kabhi aage se to kabhi peechhe se...."
"sit down, aur dobara meri class me koyi harkat karne se pahle soch lena..."
Apna muh latkaye , main wapas apni jagah par aaya ,jaha Arun baitha maze le raha tha....
"ab chup ho ja..."khunnas me maine kaha aur meri aawaz jara tej ho gayi ,jisse wo 5'8" height wali phhir bhadki aur mujhe ek baar phhir se khada kiya....
"wo mam usse main kuch puchh raha tha..." deepika mam, mera gala dabati usse pahle hee maine bol diya....
"tum bhi khade ho..."abki baar ishara Arun ki taraf tha, aur jab mam ne use khade hone ke liye kaha to uske chehre ka rang bhi badal gaya,...
"kya puchh raha tha ye tumse..."
"wo mam, binary ko octal me convert karne ki method, puchh raha tha..."jhooth bolte hue Arun ne meri taraf dekha aur sari class ne hum dono ki taraf nigahe dali...
"get out...."
"kya..."
"meri class ne bahar jao aur aaj ka tumhara attendance cut, aur agli lass me aao, to jara dhyan se, kyunki yadi next class me tumne koyi harkat ki to Assignment double ho jayega.....is aas me ki mam ka dil thoda dariyadil ho aur wo mujhe wapas neeche baitha de , isliye main thodi der apni jagah par khada raha,...lekin wo is beech hazaro baar mujhe bahar jane ke liye chilla chuki thi , aur phhir usne aakhiri baar Principal ke pass le jaane ki dhamki di...puri class ke samne meri ijjat me char chand lag chuke the, lekin jab deepika mam ne Principal ka naam liya to main kisi bheegi billi ki tarah class se bahar aaya.......
Mujhe ab bhi yaad hai us din main pure 40 min. class ke bahar khade raha, aur phhir jab deepika mam ka period khatam hua aur wo bahar nikali...lekin meri taraf gusse se apni naak sikod kar waha se aage chali gayi, aur jab main class me ghusa to tab sabhi ki najare mujh par hee tiki hui thi.....
"aao beta Arman, kya pure hue aapke dil ke Arman..."
"chup rah sale, warna yahi fod dunga, munda mat bamka..."
"o teri, sorry yar...yadi tujhe bura laga ho to..."Arun bola...
us din us class me do log aise the, jinhe main chahkar bhi nahi bhula sakta hoon, ek to mera khas dost bana aur ek ladki aisi thi, jise dekhkar hee mere muh se galiyo ki pavitra dhara nikalne lagti thi....
"Naveen..."ek ne pahle Arun ki taraf hath badhaya aur phhir meri taraf....
Naveen Mining branch ka tha, aur wo bhi thoda sawla tha, Naveen ko dekhkar ek baar phhir maine khud se chillakar kaha ki"main to isse jyada handsome hoon...."
"bhai, agli class se thoda sambhal kar..."mujhe naseehat dene laga wo.
dusari class to shuru ho chuki thi, lekin teacher abhi tak nahi aaya tha,ladke ho ya ladkiya sabhi sabzi-mandi ki tarah cheekh rahe the, aur usi dauran ek ladki samne aayi aur hum sabko shant rahne ke liye kaha....lekin halat pahle jaise hee rahe...jisse wo ladki samne wale bench par baithe ladko se kuch boli, aur samne bench par baithe chutiyo me sabko shant rahne ke liye kaha, kuch der laga sabko shant karne me....
"Good Morning friend...My Name is Sherin...."
"to kya chusegi sab ka..."Arun ne ek pal bina gawaye ye bola, sun to sabne liya tha, lekin sab sale reaction aise kar rahe the, jaise kaano me rui daal ke aaye ho, samne khadi us ladki ne bhi sun liya tha, lekin wo bhi aise react kar rahi thi, jaise usne suna na ho.....
"ye to chudegi, sali BC..."
"gand me laat maarkar baithao isko..."pahle Arun aur phhir uske sur me sur milata hua Naveen bola, main bhi josh me aa gaya aur bola
"is introduction wali laundiya ko nangi karke pure college me daudana chahiye...."
"main bolta hoon ki muthi maar ke sali ke face pe daal dena chahiye, hoshiyari chodne aayi hai yaha...."
udhar Sherin ke baad baki ki ladkiyo ne bhi apna introduction diya, ye silsila aur bhi aage chalta yadi thermodynamics ke sar waha na aaye hote to....basically humara subject tha,basic mechanical engineering, (BME) , lekin jo sir hume padhane aaye the, unka khud ka base clear nahi tha , puri class ke dauran usne kya padhya kuch samajh nahi aaya, sala boa bhi kis language me tha, ye bhi samajh me nahi aaya....padhayi ki taraf main thoda sensitive tha, aur apna pura sar BME ke period me khapane ke baad bhi jab , kuch samajh nahi aaya to, ek dar dil me uthane laga ki sala exam me kya hoga....
"kya hua,..."
"yar kuch samajh nahi aa raha..."
"to tension kis baat ki ye topic hee chhod de...kaun sa tujhe top marna hai"
"mujhe top hee marna hai..."us waqt to Arun se maine ye kah diya ,lekin ye junoon mere sar se bahut jald utarne wala tha, ye main nahi janta tha.........
"usko dekh, khud ko miss world samajh rahi hai..."Arun ne usi ladki ki taraf ishara kiya, jo kuch der pahle samne aakar introduction de rahi thi....
"mera bas chale to iska T.C. hee iske hath me de du..."Sherin ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha, kuch der pahle jab wo samne aakar bol rahi thi to uski aawaz natural nahi thi, wo apni alag hee tone me baat kar rahi thi, jo ki aksar ladkiya karti hai.....Naveen us waqt study me laga hua tha, aur main aur Arun us ladki ko dekhkar dil hee dil me bura bhala kah rahe the,...tabhi uski nazar hum par padi , aur maine turant apni nazare uski taraf se hata kar apne copy ki taraf kar li.....
"ye kahi ye na soch le ki hum dono ise line de rahe hai..."maine pen pakda aur teacher jo likha raha tha use chhapte hue bola....
"ghanta ka line, itane bade college me ye akeli hee hai kya, jo ise line denge...ise dekhkar to deepika mam ke class me khada lund bhi so gaya...."
"tu mujhe bigad raha hai..."
"paka mat,..."
Wo period to le deke nikal gaya, lekin maine jitna khaya piya tha, wo sab nikal liya tha, humare guru ghantal teachers ne aur recess me main aur Arun bahar aaye...
"battery low hai yar,chal canteen se aate hai..."apne pet par hath phhira kar main bola...
"chal aaja, maal tadenge udhar..."
Waise to seniors ki class lagi hui thi us waqt, lekin kuch aise bhi hote hai, jo class bunk karke canteen pahuch jate hai, jab hum canteen ke andar gaye to waha items to thi, lekin sath me humare seniors bhi the aur wo aise baithe hue the jaise college unke baap ka ho....
"chup chap ,ek kursi pakad le, warna lafda ho jayega..."
main us waqt kuch nahi bola,aur hum dono ne side ki kursi pakad li....
"usko dekh..."Arun ka ishara canteen me ek taraf baithe hue senior ki taraf tha, jo ki kuch students ke sath baitha baate kar raha tha....
"kya hua..."maine bhi usi taraf dekha...
"uska naam Varun hai, sala 7 saal se is college me padh raha hai, lekin aaj tak 4th year me hee latka hua hai..."
jab Arun ne mujhse kaha tab maine uski taraf gaur se dekha, wo apne sath baithe students me se jyada age ka lag raha tha, aur apne pair se table ke neeche se dusari taraf baithi hui ladki ke pair ko sahla raha tha....
"ye ladkiya bhi na jaane kaiso-kaiso se pat jati hai..."us ladki ke liye jhootha dukh vyakt karte hue maine Arun se puchha"ye 7 saal wala hai kis branch ka..."
"apne hee branch ka hai sala
aur kuch log kahte hai ki ye faadu ragging leta hai..."
Ragging sunkar gala sukh gaya, us samay yahi ek chiz thi jo mujhpar hawi thi, jab se main college campus ke andar ghusa tha, yahi chiz mujhe dara rahi thi....
"sala ,ye ragging band kar dena chahiye..."pani peete hue main bola, Pani ke pura ek glass khali karne ke baad thoda sukoon aaya,
"band hai pyare, raaging to salo se band hai lekin ye log le hee lete hai..."
"ye sala canteen wala kaha mar gaya BC..."hyper hote hue main bola aur meri aawaz pure canteen me gunj uthi , mera itna kahna tha ki sabki nazar ek baar phhir meri taraf hui, mujhe dekhkar kuch apne kaam me lag gayi, kuch aise bhi the, jo meri taraf hee dekh rahe the, unki shakal se lag raha tha ki ,wo mujhe man hee man me galiya bak rahe hai.....tabhi wo 7 saal se college me padhne wala uthkar humari taraf aaya, uske sath kuch ladke bhi the aur wo ladki bhi ,jo uske samne baithi thi.....
"kis branch ka hai..."mere samne wali kursi ko kheenchkar Varun ne mujhse puchha...dil kiya ki us kursi ko ek laat maarkar door kar du, lekin phhir uske baad hone wale mere haal ka andaza lagakar main rook gaya....
"Mechanical, 1st year..."wo raavan mere samne wali chair par pura ka pura sama gaya tha,
"mujhe janta hai..."
"h..h..haan.."gala ek baar phhir sukhne laga aur jaise hee maine pani wale glass ki taraf hath badhaya us raavan ne mera hath pakad liya aur jor se dabane laga, dard to kar raha tha, lekin maine apne muh se ek aawaz tak nahi nikali aur na hee usse bola ki mera hath chhod de,,..
"pani baad me peena, pahle mere sawalo ka jawab de..."wo mere hatho ko ab bhi pakde hue tha aur apna pura jor lagakar dabaye pada tha...
"abey BC,MC , chhod mere hath ko warna yahi patak patak kar gand marunga...."uski aankho me aankh dalte hue maine sirf aankho se kah diya....
"aankh neeche kare be..."Varun ke sath jo ladke aaye the, unme se ek ne mere sar pakda aur neeche jhuka diya..game Shuru ho chuka tha, aur mujhe andaza ho gaya tha ki ab kuch na kuch bura hee hoga....
Mere baye hath ki haddiyo ka kachumar bana kar usne mera hath chhoda aur phhir mere gaal ko pakad kar bola"beta, aukat me rahna seekho aur seniors ko respect do..."
Varun ki item ne apne chair se ek samosa uthakar layi aur uska aadha tukda khakar baki mere chehre par thop di, us waqt shayad main bahut gusse me tha, dil kar raha tha, ki us ladki ko kheench kar aisa thap'ad maru ki uska sar hee alag ho jaye, lekin gusse ko peena pada, main unhe dekhne ke siwa aur kuch nahi kar saka.....wo sabhi mujhpar kuch der hase aur chale gaye...tabhi Varun ke sath wali ladki ,jisne mere chehre ki ye halat ki thi, meri nazar uske gand par padi aur maine man hee man me ye shapath li ki, "isko to aisa chodunga ki iske chut aur gand ke sath sath muh se bhi khoon nikal jaye...."
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Apna naam meri beeti zindagi me sunkar mere khas dost Varun ne mujhe meri college life se bahar ghaseeta....
"abey, ye 7 saal se lagatar fail hone wale ladke ka naam Varun kase hai..."
"ab tu ye uske baap se puchh, ki usne uska naam Varun kyun rakkha..."
"le yar ek aur peg bana..."Arun ne apni khali glass meri taraf badhayi, aur maine Varun ki taraf....
"raat ho gayi kya..."maine uthane ki koshish ki ,lekin sar ghoom raha tha, isliye wapas baith gaya...
"din hai be abhi...dopahar ke 12 baj rahe hai..."Varun ne peg banakar glass meri taraf badhaya aur bola"aage bata, canteen ke baad kya hua..."
"canteen ke baad..."
mujhse yadi us waqt koyi kuch aur puchhta to shayad main nahi bata pata, lekin meri college me beeti zindagi mujhe is tarah yaad thi ki raat ko 12 baje bhi koyi utha ke puchhe to main use bata doon..
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us din canteen ki harkat ne mujhe jhanjhod kar rakh diya, Arun bhi chup baitha hua tha, main buri tarah gusse me tha, aur jab canteen wala humara order lekar aaya to main bola...
"ab tu hee kha BC..."
main waha se gusse me utha aur Canteen se bahar aa gaya, Arun bhi peechhe-peechhe tha...
"Arman, rook na be,..."Arun daud kar mere samne khada ho gaya aur mujhe rok kar bola"bhool ja..."
" us laundiya ka kya naam hai , bata sali ko chod ke aata hoon..."
"uska name to mujhe bhi nahi maloom..."aisa bolte bolte Arun ne mujhe gale laga liya, pata nahi sale me kya jadu tha ki mera gussa shant hone laga....
"door chal, main gay nahi hoon..."jab mera gussa puri tarah shant ho gaya to maine kaha...
"ek baat bata, tujhe Varun ke sath wali ladki maal lagi na..."mujhse alag hote hue Arun ne mujhse puchha...
"maal to hai, isiliye to uska name puchha "
"to bhai, use bhool ja, Warna Varun nanga karke daudayega..."
"wo utni bhi hot nahi hai ki main uske liye pure college me nanga daudu...now concentrate only on deepika mam "
Uske baad hum dono apni class ki taraf aaye, first year ki sari class aas-pass hee thi, isliye recess me har branch ki ladkiyo ko line mara ja sakta tha....hum dono apni class ke bahar khade students ke pass jakar khade ho gaye,jaha group bana kar kuch ladke baate kar rahe the aur jaisa ki maine socha tha topic girls par hee tha.....
"kaha gaye the yar..."Naveen ne hum dono se hath milaya aur puchha...
"canteen..."Arun ne jawab diya...
"Canteen "uski aankhe na jaane kitni badi ho gahi ye jaan kar jab usne suna ki hum dono canteen se hokar aaye hai....
"kya hua..."Uski badi -badi aankho ko dekhkar maine puchha...
"ragging hui ,tum dono ki..."
Ragging....ye sunkar main aur Arun ek dusare ki aankho me jhakne lage aur sochane lage ki ise kya bola jaye...
"nahi...kisi ne ragging nahi li..."
"aaj to bach gaye ,lekin kal se udhar mat jana, seniors dera daal ke rahte hai udhar...."
"to kya hua, phhati hai kya..."ye lafz maine aise kaha, jaise kuch der pahle Varun ki us hot item ne nahi balki maine uske face par samosa dala ho.....
"dekh bhai, jaankari dena apna kaam tha..."Naveen bola
"waise aur kaha-kaha ye seniors pakadte hai hume..."
"teen jagah fixed hai, first canteen, second city bus and third one is hostel...."
Hum is masle par kuch der aur bhi baat karte lekin uske pahle hee waha khade ladko me se kisi ek ne topic ko change karke, apne college ki haseenao par goal mara.....aur is mamle me sabse pahla name jo aaya wo tha deepika mam,...sab yahi chah rahe the ki deepika mam unse set ho jaye, kuch tharkiyo ne to ye tak bol diya tha ki...
"aaj college se jane ke baad deepika mam ko sochkar 61-62 karunga "
"tu bhi bol le kuch..."Arun ne mujhe kohani maari....
"main to us futiye Varun ki maal ko chodunga, wo bhi leta-leta kar..."
"Varun..."ye name sunkar sab chup hokar meri taraf dekhne lage,..us sab mujhe aise dekh rahe the jaise ki maine kisi ka murder karne ka public me elaan kar diya ho....
"maine to aise hee bol diya..."maine baat wahi khatam karni chahi...
"yar, aise mat bola kar, kahi se Varun ko maloom chal gaya to phhir panga ho jayega..."
Naveen ki baate sunkar maine charo taraf dekha aur jab confirm ho gaya ki ,humare gossip ko kisi ne nahi suna to main bola...
"darta hu kya, "
"dekh, jyada sher mat baniyo, warna pol khul javegi..."Arun mere kaan me fusfusaya....
Kuch der aur college ki ladkiyo ke baare me baate karte hue, humne apna samay barbaad kiya aur isi beech mujhe aur bhi kaye sare facts maloom hue jo ki humare college me barso se chale aa rahe the....
1. Jab tum first year me hee raho ,tab hee koyi maal pata lo,warna pure 4 saal khali hath se kaam chalana padega aur honth par ladki ke honth ki jagah boro plus laga kar rahna padega.... "
2. Humara college Govt. tha, isliye college ke principal aur teachers ko bhale hee respect na do ,lekin waha kaam karne wale worker aur peon ko SIR kahkar bulana padega, jisse time aane par wo hume lambi line se bacha sake....
Us din ek aur jaroori fact jo maloom chala wo ye tha ki...
3. Jab bhi koyi maal patao to use jaldi chod do, humare college me padhne walo ka manna tha ki girlfriend ko chodne ke baad ladkiya, ladko se kisi strong chemical bond ki tarah bandh jati hai....
Us din aur bhi kuch maloom chalta yadi recess ke baad Mathematics wali mam na aati to....
"kitna baat karte ho tum log,pure Corridor me tum logo ki aawaz aa rahi hai..."samne wali bench par apni books rakhkar Maths wali mam ne dialogue mara....
Maths wali mam ka naam Damyanti tha, jo baad me humare beech "DAMMO RANI" ke naam se famous hui
........TO BE CONTINUED-
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