Chapter-The Slam
Update-23
ground se nikalkar main seedhe hostel ki taraf badha, room ka darwaza pahle se hee aadha khula hua tha,jise pura kholkar main andar ghusa....
"kya hua...."ghabrayi hui aawaz me Arun ne puchha lekin main kuch nahi bola ya phhir kahe ki mujhme kuch bolne ki himmat hee nahi thi ,us waqt yadi main kuch bolta to yakinan main ro padta...isliye main usi halat me seedhe jakar apne bed par let gaya aur apni aankhe band kar li....pura sharir dard aur un chudailo ke sandal ke kharocho se jal raha tha....
"ye kya ho gaya,...wo bhi mere sath...."us waqt na to mujhe Esha ka khayal tha aur na hee deepika mam ka....us waqt main ye bhi bhool gaya tha mere bhai ne ye shahar chhodne se pahle kuch naseehat di thi, dil aur dimag me tha to sirf badla....main kuch bada dhamaka karna chahta tha jiske chapet me aaj ground me maujood sabhi log aa jaye....
"kal sabki maa chod dunga, phhir jo hoga dekha jayega....."kamar bahut jor se dard kar raha tha,lekin phhir bhi main uthkar baith gaya....
" tu aaram kar Arman..."
"bahut sah liya in chutiyo ko, tu dekh main kal inki kaise leta hu...."khade hokar maine kaha aur apna shirt utarne laga,...
"abey kis chiz mara hai tujhe..."
"wo pancho chudail sandal pahan kar naach rahi thi ,sali randiya...."gusse se kanpte hue main bola aur nahane ke liye waha se seedhe bathroom ki taraf ki gaya.....
us raat koyi senior hostel me nahi aaya aur us din mujhe hostel me sabse ajeeb jo baat lagi wo ye thi ki bhu(बी-एच-u)us din raat bhar kisi se phone me baat karta raha ,wo kisi jugad ki baat kar raha tha.....us raat neend mujhse koso door thi, main bas yahi chah raha tha ki jaldi se jaldi subah ho aur main MKL se milu....
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"ma kasam sun kar dukh hua...."har roz ki tarah Varun aaj bhi mujhse pahle utha aur chay banane ke liye gas on karte hue bola...."la doodh ki botal pakda...."
"Arun, udhar doodh ki botal rakkhi hui hai, la de..."
Arun se maine doodh ki mangi thi lekin usne mujhe daru ki botal pakda di aur to aur wo bola ki ek cup chay mere liye bhi bana de....
"abey ullu , mujhe honney Singh samajh rakkha hai kya, jo chips me daru daalkar khaunga aur phhir dono hath upar karke upar-upar wala gana gaunga,..."
"matlab..."sar khujata hua wo bola...
"matlab ki chay doodh se banti hai sharab se nahi...."
"oh sorry ! dhyan hee nahi raha...."
Iske baad Arun ne doodh ka botal mujhe pakdaya aur maine Varun ko,, chay banate hue Varun ne mujhse puchha....
"to phhir uske agle din kuch dhamaka kiya ,ya ek baar phhir unse maar khaya..."
"uske agle din..."main us waqt thoda aur sona chahta tha,lekin Varun ko kuch jyada hee utsukta thi aage janne ki ,isliye mujhe apne yaadon ke Samundar me ek baar phhir tairana pada......
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"aaj kya bolega unse, wo sab to har din ki tarah aaj bhi waha khadi hai...."
Main aur Arun college ke peechhe wale gate se kuch hee doori par khade the.....waise to ek padhne wale student ko galiya nahi bakni chahiye khaskar ke ladkiyo ko....lekin us kal unhone jo kuch bhi mere sath kiya tha usne mere sari achchhi chizo ko khatam kar diya tha....
"cigarette kaise peete hai, jaldi se bata..."
"simple...chhota kash lena aur phhir dhue ko andar kheench lena....."
"la cigarette de, try karta hu..."
"wo to nahi hai.... "
"chal koyi baat nahi aaja..."collar ko maine upar kiya aur un chudailo ki taraf badha.....peeth aur kamar me bahut dard tha, isliye hostel se nikalte waqt main thoda jhuk kar aur langda kar chal raha tha...lekin us waqt maine khud ko straight kiya aur bindas chal me chalkar unki taraf aaya.....jaise - jaise main unki taraf badh raha tha beete din ground ka har ek moment meri aankho ke samne chha raha tha......
"Good morning bandariyo...."
"huh...."un pancho chudailo ki nazar mujhpar padi aur Vibha boli"kal ka bhool gaya kya,jo aaj aa gaya..."
muskurate hue maine Vibha ke chehre ko dekha aur phhir jaanbuchkar apni nazar uske seene par tikayi aur apne hontho par jeebh phhirate hue maine Vibha se kaha....
"size kya hai tere mummo ko...."
"what..."usne mujhe thappad mane ke liye apna hath aage badhaya, to maine turant uska hath pakad liya...
"BC, apna hath sambhal..."use door jhatka dete hue maine kaha....
meri is harkat se waha cigarette pee rahi ek ladki ke hath se cigarette chhut kar zameen par gir gayi, jise uthakar maine ek chhota sa kheencha jaisa ki Arun ne bataya tha aur dhue ko uske face par chhodte hue bola.....
"ek cigarette nahi sambhal pa rahi hai tu , phhir mera lund kya pakdegi....tujhe nahi chodunga...tu reject...."
main jab un pancho ko bak raha tha tab shuru -shuru me Arun door khada tamasha dekh raha tha, lekin baad me wo bhi wahi aa gaya aur Vibha ko dekhkar bola....
"ek baat bata tu, tujhe pyar karne ke liye wo gadha hee mila..."aur hum dono hans pade, Arun ne bolna jari rakkha"tere us boyfriend ko best gadha of the universe ka award milna chahiye....sala 7 saal se engg. Kar raha hai...."
hum dono ek baar phhir jor se hanse, aaj hasne ki bari humari thi, kal jaise main shant khada sah raha tha aaj wahi halat un pancho ki thi.....
"suno be randiyo....dobara idhar dikhi to yahi patak kar rape kar dunga aur chut ka bhosda bana dunga....chal bhag yaha se...."
"ruko tum dono , aane do Varun aur uske dosto ko..."ek ladki taav me boli.....
hum un chutiye seniors ki maal ko chheda tha ,jisse mamla garam to hona hee tha...ladayi to honi hee thi...to phhir mere khas dost Arun ne socha ki jab yuddh hona hee hai to kyun na full maza le liya jaye aur uske baad maine zameen se dhool uthayi aur sabse pahle Vibha ke chehre par lagaya, wo gusse se puri laal hokar mujhe ghoorti rahi,....
"ye us din ke samose ka badla aur kal wale kand ke liye....."main bolte-bolte rook gaya, kyunki hume bachpan se yahi sikhaya jata hai ladkiyo ki ijjat karo unhe pura samman karo....lekin jab ladkiya hee tumhari marne par tuli ho tab kya karna chahiye ye kisi ne aaj tak nahi kaha tha....
"chhod de be Arman warna yahi ro padengi ye..."
"jao, tum pancho ko maine maaf kiya, aur jisko bulana hai bula lena....."
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Update-23
ground se nikalkar main seedhe hostel ki taraf badha, room ka darwaza pahle se hee aadha khula hua tha,jise pura kholkar main andar ghusa....
"kya hua...."ghabrayi hui aawaz me Arun ne puchha lekin main kuch nahi bola ya phhir kahe ki mujhme kuch bolne ki himmat hee nahi thi ,us waqt yadi main kuch bolta to yakinan main ro padta...isliye main usi halat me seedhe jakar apne bed par let gaya aur apni aankhe band kar li....pura sharir dard aur un chudailo ke sandal ke kharocho se jal raha tha....
"ye kya ho gaya,...wo bhi mere sath...."us waqt na to mujhe Esha ka khayal tha aur na hee deepika mam ka....us waqt main ye bhi bhool gaya tha mere bhai ne ye shahar chhodne se pahle kuch naseehat di thi, dil aur dimag me tha to sirf badla....main kuch bada dhamaka karna chahta tha jiske chapet me aaj ground me maujood sabhi log aa jaye....
"kal sabki maa chod dunga, phhir jo hoga dekha jayega....."kamar bahut jor se dard kar raha tha,lekin phhir bhi main uthkar baith gaya....
" tu aaram kar Arman..."
"bahut sah liya in chutiyo ko, tu dekh main kal inki kaise leta hu...."khade hokar maine kaha aur apna shirt utarne laga,...
"abey kis chiz mara hai tujhe..."
"wo pancho chudail sandal pahan kar naach rahi thi ,sali randiya...."gusse se kanpte hue main bola aur nahane ke liye waha se seedhe bathroom ki taraf ki gaya.....
us raat koyi senior hostel me nahi aaya aur us din mujhe hostel me sabse ajeeb jo baat lagi wo ye thi ki bhu(बी-एच-u)us din raat bhar kisi se phone me baat karta raha ,wo kisi jugad ki baat kar raha tha.....us raat neend mujhse koso door thi, main bas yahi chah raha tha ki jaldi se jaldi subah ho aur main MKL se milu....
.
"ma kasam sun kar dukh hua...."har roz ki tarah Varun aaj bhi mujhse pahle utha aur chay banane ke liye gas on karte hue bola...."la doodh ki botal pakda...."
"Arun, udhar doodh ki botal rakkhi hui hai, la de..."
Arun se maine doodh ki mangi thi lekin usne mujhe daru ki botal pakda di aur to aur wo bola ki ek cup chay mere liye bhi bana de....
"abey ullu , mujhe honney Singh samajh rakkha hai kya, jo chips me daru daalkar khaunga aur phhir dono hath upar karke upar-upar wala gana gaunga,..."
"matlab..."sar khujata hua wo bola...
"matlab ki chay doodh se banti hai sharab se nahi...."
"oh sorry ! dhyan hee nahi raha...."
Iske baad Arun ne doodh ka botal mujhe pakdaya aur maine Varun ko,, chay banate hue Varun ne mujhse puchha....
"to phhir uske agle din kuch dhamaka kiya ,ya ek baar phhir unse maar khaya..."
"uske agle din..."main us waqt thoda aur sona chahta tha,lekin Varun ko kuch jyada hee utsukta thi aage janne ki ,isliye mujhe apne yaadon ke Samundar me ek baar phhir tairana pada......
.
"aaj kya bolega unse, wo sab to har din ki tarah aaj bhi waha khadi hai...."
Main aur Arun college ke peechhe wale gate se kuch hee doori par khade the.....waise to ek padhne wale student ko galiya nahi bakni chahiye khaskar ke ladkiyo ko....lekin us kal unhone jo kuch bhi mere sath kiya tha usne mere sari achchhi chizo ko khatam kar diya tha....
"cigarette kaise peete hai, jaldi se bata..."
"simple...chhota kash lena aur phhir dhue ko andar kheench lena....."
"la cigarette de, try karta hu..."
"wo to nahi hai.... "
"chal koyi baat nahi aaja..."collar ko maine upar kiya aur un chudailo ki taraf badha.....peeth aur kamar me bahut dard tha, isliye hostel se nikalte waqt main thoda jhuk kar aur langda kar chal raha tha...lekin us waqt maine khud ko straight kiya aur bindas chal me chalkar unki taraf aaya.....jaise - jaise main unki taraf badh raha tha beete din ground ka har ek moment meri aankho ke samne chha raha tha......
"Good morning bandariyo...."
"huh...."un pancho chudailo ki nazar mujhpar padi aur Vibha boli"kal ka bhool gaya kya,jo aaj aa gaya..."
muskurate hue maine Vibha ke chehre ko dekha aur phhir jaanbuchkar apni nazar uske seene par tikayi aur apne hontho par jeebh phhirate hue maine Vibha se kaha....
"size kya hai tere mummo ko...."
"what..."usne mujhe thappad mane ke liye apna hath aage badhaya, to maine turant uska hath pakad liya...
"BC, apna hath sambhal..."use door jhatka dete hue maine kaha....
meri is harkat se waha cigarette pee rahi ek ladki ke hath se cigarette chhut kar zameen par gir gayi, jise uthakar maine ek chhota sa kheencha jaisa ki Arun ne bataya tha aur dhue ko uske face par chhodte hue bola.....
"ek cigarette nahi sambhal pa rahi hai tu , phhir mera lund kya pakdegi....tujhe nahi chodunga...tu reject...."
main jab un pancho ko bak raha tha tab shuru -shuru me Arun door khada tamasha dekh raha tha, lekin baad me wo bhi wahi aa gaya aur Vibha ko dekhkar bola....
"ek baat bata tu, tujhe pyar karne ke liye wo gadha hee mila..."aur hum dono hans pade, Arun ne bolna jari rakkha"tere us boyfriend ko best gadha of the universe ka award milna chahiye....sala 7 saal se engg. Kar raha hai...."
hum dono ek baar phhir jor se hanse, aaj hasne ki bari humari thi, kal jaise main shant khada sah raha tha aaj wahi halat un pancho ki thi.....
"suno be randiyo....dobara idhar dikhi to yahi patak kar rape kar dunga aur chut ka bhosda bana dunga....chal bhag yaha se...."
"ruko tum dono , aane do Varun aur uske dosto ko..."ek ladki taav me boli.....
hum un chutiye seniors ki maal ko chheda tha ,jisse mamla garam to hona hee tha...ladayi to honi hee thi...to phhir mere khas dost Arun ne socha ki jab yuddh hona hee hai to kyun na full maza le liya jaye aur uske baad maine zameen se dhool uthayi aur sabse pahle Vibha ke chehre par lagaya, wo gusse se puri laal hokar mujhe ghoorti rahi,....
"ye us din ke samose ka badla aur kal wale kand ke liye....."main bolte-bolte rook gaya, kyunki hume bachpan se yahi sikhaya jata hai ladkiyo ki ijjat karo unhe pura samman karo....lekin jab ladkiya hee tumhari marne par tuli ho tab kya karna chahiye ye kisi ne aaj tak nahi kaha tha....
"chhod de be Arman warna yahi ro padengi ye..."
"jao, tum pancho ko maine maaf kiya, aur jisko bulana hai bula lena....."
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