Romance 8TH SEMESTER ! (Completed)

[The Immortal]

Chapter-4:Esha...

Update-13

College ka pahla din kisi bhi hisab se mere liye thik nahi raha, pahle-pahal to CS wali mam ne mujhe bahar bhaga diya aur baad me Canteen wala lafda...College ke pure periods attend karne ke baad aisa lag raha tha ,jaise kisi ne sari energy chus li ho,...
"thak gaya yar..."room me ghuste hee maine apna bag ek taraf pheka aur bistar par ludhak gaya,
"chal ground chalte hai, Shaam ke waqt hostel me rahne wali girls aati hai udhar..."
"gand maraye girls...mujhe to neend aa rahi hai..."
"thik hai tu so, main aata hoon..."
Main jyada thaka hua tha, isliye turant neend aa gayi, aur jab meri neend khuli to Arun mujhe utha raha tha....
"kya hua be..."
"abey raat ke 8 baj gaye..."
"to..."maine socha kuch kaam hoga.
"to kya..... raat ke 8 baje koyi sota hai kya..."
"ab tu decide karega ki mujhe kitne baje kya karna hai..."
"time pass nahi ho raha tha, to socha ujhe uthakar gappe-shappe maar loon...."
"time pass nahi ho raha hai to jakar muth maar..."aur main wapas chadar odhkar gahri neend me chala gaya.....
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purani adat itani jaldi nahi badalti, jab main school me tha tab aksar subah 4 baje uthkar padhayi shuru kar deta tha, aur usi ki badaulat first attempt me hee mujhe bahut hee achchha college mila tha...us din bhi maine 4 baje ka alarm set kiya aur jaisa ki pahle hota tha , dusare din meri aankh alarm ki vajah se subah 4 baje khul gayi, light on ki aur Arun ki taraf dekha...Arun aadha bistar par tha aur aadha bistar ke bahar hee jhool raha tha....
"kya khak padhu...kal to sab sar ke upar se paar ho gaya tha..."books aur notebook kholkar maine dher sari galiya di....
kuch der tak try karne ke baad bhi jab koyi fayda nahi hua to , maine lights off ki aur chadar taan kar let gaya....Meri purani adat ke anusar neend to aane se rahi , isliye main kuch sochane laga...jaise ki kis time par kis subject ko uthakar dimag ki dahi karni hai, phhir jaise hee mere dimag me CS subject ka khayal aaya to sabse pahle meri band aankho ke samne deepika mam ka haseen chehra aur uska haseen jism chha gaya....wo mere samne nahi thi, lekin main use pura dekh sakta tha,...aur isi khayalat me gote lagate hue mera hath mere paint ki taraf badha aur subah subah hee kaam ho gaya , uske baad jo neend lagi wo seedhe subah ke 8 baje khuli....
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Aaj ke din college me koyi aisa aane wali thi, jise nahi aana chahiye tha, us din bhi main aur Arun college ke peechhe wale gate se andar gaye aur seedhe apni class ke andar dastak di....Naveen pahle se hee aa chuka tha...
"chal bahar se aate hai..."main apni seat par baitha hee tha ki Naveen ne apne bag me kuch tatolate hue mujhse bola....
"kyun....kya hua ? "
"lagta hai, bike ki chabi bike me hee lagi rah gayi..."usne ghabrahat me jawab diya...
Maine socha,Arun ko iske sath bhej du, lekin Arun to peechhe kisi se jaan pahchan bana raha tha isliye mujhe hee uske sath jana pada....
"bike me lagi hai chabi..."bike me chabi lagi dekhkar Naveen ne rahat ki saans li...
hum dono abhi bike stand par hee khade the ki ek teji se aati hui ek car ne waha khade sabhi logo ka dhyan kheencha....Car dekhkar hee andaza lagaya ja sakta tha ki andar baitha hua shaks ki hasiyat kitni jyada hai....
"koyi rahis baap ka launda hoga..."maine socha, lekin meri soch mujhe tab dhoka de gayi, jab us chamchamati Car se ladke ki jagah ek ladki bahar aayi,...ladki kya puri modern apsara thi wo, earring se lekar uske sandal tak uski rahisi aur uski modern jamane ke rang me rangi uski shaksiyat ki pahchan kara rahi thi....pahle to maine us ladki ko pura upar se lekar neeche tak dekha aur baad me mere nazar apne aap us jagah par atak gaye, jo ek ladki me mujhe sabse adhik pasand tha,...aur aisi harkat karne wala main waha akela nahi tha, waha khade lagbhag sabhi ladko ka yahi haal tha, sab apni paseendada jagah dekh kar lalcha rahe the.....
"ye kaun hai..."maine Naveen se puchha to usne jawab me kandhe uchkakar mana kar diya....
Waise to us college me bahut sari khubsurat ladkiya thi,lekin wo ladki jo abhi-abhi Car se bahar aayi thi ,wo unme se sabse alag lagi mujhe...aisa mujhe kyun laga iska reason aaj tak main nahi jaan paya......use dekhkar main aur Naveen wahi khade rah gaye, humare kadam zameen par aur aankhe us ladki par hee jami hui thi....Uske sath Car se ek aur bhi ladki bahar nikli, jo uski karibi friend hogi, aisa maine maan liya....
"Esha...."us ladki ki friend ne pahli baar us modern apsara ka naam pukara.....

 

[The Immortal]

"Esha...."us ladki ki friend ne pahli baar us modern apsara ka naam pukara.....
"Esha...."maine bhi dil hee dil me ye naam liya, aur bahut khush bhi hua aur mere arman use dekhkar bahar aaye
"isko to patana padega..."
"kya...?"Naveen bola...
"kuch nahi, chal class shuru ho gayi hogi..."
barso se kuch lafz , kuch alfaaz badi mushkil aur shiddat se likh rakkhe the maine kisi ke liye, jo mere liye khas ho aur aaj Esha ko dekhkar wo alfaaz mere dil se bahar aane ke liye machal rahe the......
"Whenever I close my eyes , i saw many faces in my mind but one face always remain same in my mind, in my heart......"
That face is my love........
"Whenever i hear any song , i feel her in every word of that song, i hear ,.her voice in every beats of the song......"
That Voice is My Love........
"Whenever i feel emptiness in my life, i saw a dream with myopen eyes,
in which an Angel comes in my dream......"
That Angel is my Love........
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"bahar...bahar, bilkul bahar..."damyanti mam ne mujhse kaha, jab maine unse andar aane ki permission mangi to"ye kya tumhara ghar hai..."
"sorry mam..."najare jhuka kar masoon banne ka natak karte hue main bola...
lekin meri us masoomiyat ka dammo rani par koyi asar nahi hua, aur upar se usne dhamki bhi de dali ki yadi maine usse bahas ki to wo aane wale 3 din tak attendance nahi degi
Kal se ye sab kuch mere sath pahli baar ho raha tha, pahle kabhi bhi kisi ne class se bahar nahi bhagaya tha, isliye mujhe maloom tak nahi tha ki , time pass kaise karu ,us samay college me ghoom bhi nahi sakta tha, kya pata koyi senior pakad kar ragging le le....dil kar raha tha ki damyanti ka baal pakadu aur ghaseet kar use class se bahar kar du....
"andar aa jao, aur agli baar se samay ka khayal rakhna..."dammo rani ne meri taraf dekha ,Shayad meri jhoothi masoomiyat aur bhoolepan ko usne asli samajh liya tha....jab class ke andar aaya to ek baar phhir puri class mujhe ghoor rahi thi, kuch mujhpar hans bhi rahe the aur kaleja tab jal gaya tab dekha ki Arun bhi hans raha hai....
"aur beta, kaha ghoom raha the tum dono..."main Arun ke left side me baitha aur Naveen right side me baith gaya...
"kahi nahi yar, bike stand tak gaye the..."Naveen bola"time se wapas bhi aa jate yadi wo ladki nahi dikhi hoti to...."
"kaun ladki be, jaldi bata..."
Mam ko shaq na ho isliye hum teeno apni copy me samne board par likha hua sab kuch chhap rahe the, aur dheemi aawaz me gappe bhi lada rahe the.....
"maloom nahi kaun hai, lekin hai ekdum karri item....uske samne to deepika bhi kam hai..."samne board ki taraf dekhkar main bola,...
ek do baar dammo rani se meri nazar bhi mili, tab maine apna sar upar neeche karke use ahsaas dilaya ki mujhe sab kuch samajh aa raha hai , jabki aisa kuch bhi nahi tha, main to us waqt sirf aur sirf Esha ke baare me soch raha tha, us waqt main sirf aur sirf Esha ke baare me baat karna chahta tha....
"kitna achchha ho , yadi is dammo ki jagah wo apsara hume maths padhaye...."dil ke armano ne ek baar phhir ghantiya bajayi, aur in ghantiyo ko kisi ne bahut jor se bajaya....
"mam..."class ke gate ki taraf se kisi ki aawaz aayi....aur jab nazare us taraf mudi to bas wahi jamkar rah gayi, gate par Esha khadi thi...
"yes..."Math wali mam ne Esha se kaha...
"ye bhi isi class me padhegi
,"khush to bahut hua tha , bench par kood kood kar dance karna chahta tha, Arun aur Naveen se kahna chahta tha ki"tum log yaha se uth jao be, wo yaha baithegi..."lekin afsoos tab hua jab wo boli ki....
"mam CS branch ki class kaun si hai..."
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corridor me sabse pahla class humara hee tha, isliye wo shayad humare class me apni class puchhane aayi thi, socha ki ro ro kar use is baat ka ahsaas dilau ki main kitna dukhi hoon, uske yun jane se , Arun mere andar ki bechaini ko samajh gaya aur bola...
"oye, ye natak band kar, now concentrate only on deepika mam "
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[The Immortal]

Esha to apni class me chali gayi, lekin uski chhap mere dil par wo chhod gayi thi, aur Esha ki chhap kewal mujhpar hee nahi padi thi, aur bahut se log the, jinka dil Esha ke is tarah se jaane ke karan udas tha....Arun aur Naveen bhi isi list me the.....
"wo meri maal hai, usko dekhna bhi mat..."Esha ke jaane ke baad maine phhir se board par nazar gadayi aur jo kuch bhi dammo rani likh rahi thi, main use apni notebook me chhapte hue un dono se bola....
"set to mujhse hee hogi..."Naveen ne kaha...
"gand me bhar lo sab ladkiyo ko, deepika ko dekhoge tab bhi yahi bologe ki ye meri maal hai, Esha ko dekhoge tab bhi yahi bologe ki ye meri maal hai, kisi aur ladki ko bhi dekhoge to wo bhi tum dono ki hee item hai, main yaha hilane aaya hu hai na "
main aur Naveen hans pade, aur ek baar phhir damyanti mam apni jwalamukhi najaro se hum dono ko ghoorne lagi, damyanti ke is tarah se dekhne ke karan main aur Naveen chup ho gaye aur ekdum serious student bankar samne desk par rakkhi books ke panne ulatane lage.....
"chal aaja canteen se aate hai..."recess me Arun ne mujhse canteen chalne ke liye kaha, aur meri aankho ke samne wo najara chha gaya jab Varun ki item mere chehre se pyar kar rahi thi....maine Arun ko saaf mana kar diya ki main canteen ki taraf nahi jaunga,aur phhir main apne hee class ke samne aakar khada ho gaya, jaha kuch ladke khade hokar baat kar rahe the, main khada to apne class me tha lekin aankhe CS branch ki class ki taraf tiki hui thi,...main us waqt waha khada us waqt ka intejaar kar raha tha ki kab wo modern apsara apne class se bahar nikal kar aaye aur meri aankho ko sukoon mile....uparwale ne jaise meri man ki baat sun li ho, Esha apne usi friend ke sath class se bahar nikli aur bahar khade sabhi log machal uthe, sabhi Esha ko dekh rahe the.....humari classes first floor pe thi aur corridor ke dono taraf se neeche jane ke liye seedhiya bani hui thi....Esha apne friend ke sath humari taraf aane lagi,...main ye janta tha ki wo mere liye to is taraf nahi aa rahi hai, lekin phhir bhi dhadkane tej ho gayi, aur wo jab mere samne se gujari to meri jubaan ladkhadaye
"I....."bas itna hee bol paya main Esha ko dekhkar , aur aawaz bhi itani dheemi thi ki mere sath khade mere class wale bhi us aawaz ka na sun paye....
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main pahle bhi hairan hua karta tha aur ab bhi hairan hua karta hoon, ki Arun kaise jaan jata hai ki dusare kya soch rahe hai....
"matlab...."zameen par audha leta Varun cigarette ke chhalle udate hue mujhse puchha...
"matlab ki.."Maine Arun ki taraf dekha, sala daru ki botal liye bathroom se bahar aa raha tha"Arun ki ek khasiyat hai, wo kisi ka bhi shakal dekhkar ye bata deta hai ki uske andar kya chal raha hai ,wo banda kis soch me dooba hua hai...."
"aisa hai kya..."
"ha be,.."
"phhir to..."ye bolte hue Varun zameen par baith gaya aur Arun ki taraf dekha....
"ye sala bathroom me botal lekar kyun gaya tha ?"
"apni adat hai..."mere pass baithte hue Varun ki taraf dekhkar Arun ne jawab diya...
"badi ajeeb adat hai be, achchha hua khane ki plate lekar bathroom jane ki adat nahi hai ,warna ek taraf se material bahar nikalta to dusari taraf se andar jata...."Varun jor-jor se thahake lagane laga aur mujhse bola"tu kyun ruk gaya be, aage bata kya hua...."
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Us din recess me jab maine dheemi aawaz me "I"bola tha , tab Arun mere bagal me hee khada tha, aur jab Esha humari aankho ke samne se gujari to waha ek Arun hee aisa ladka tha jo Esha ki jagah mujhe dekh raha tha aur mere chehre ke badalte rang ko dekhkar wo samajh gaya tha ki mere andar abhi kya chal raha hai......
"chal aaja..."mera hath Pakad kar Arun bola...
"abey kaha aaja..."
"chal Esha se teri baat karata hoon..."
Ye sunte hee maine turant uska hath door kiya aur bola"tujhe aisa kyun laga ki main Esha se baat karna chahta hoon ?"
"ab beta humko ginti ginna na hee sikhao...jab se tune use dekha hai, tere face par lali chhayi hui hai..."
"abey hat....aisi darjano ladkiyo ko main roj dekhta hoon, to iska matlab ye to nahi ki main usse baat karu...."
"abhi un darjano ladkiyo ko chhod aur bayi taraf dekh..."
dusari taraf se Esha apni julfe lahrati hue aa rahi thi, us waqt dil me arman uthe ki kash Esha seedhe mere pass aaye aur mujhe bole ki "hey handsome, what is your name..."
dil me Arman jage ki wo mujhe dekhe aur mujhe dekhte hee use mujhse pyar ho jaye,
wo karib aati gayi aur mere muh se "I......"word ek baar phhir bahar aaya, lekin jab wo apne class ki taraf ghumi to ye "I...."word wapas andar chala gaya....
"dil tod diya usne us taraf ghoomkar..."apne seene me hath rakhkar sahlate hue mazakiya andaz me main bola...."yar, Arun kuch jugad karna....use ek baar sahi se dekhna chahta hoon...."
"chal aaja phhir..."Arun ne ek baar phhir mera hath pakda...
"abey kutte hath chhod, chhota bachcha hu kya, jo baat-baat par hath pakad leta hai..."
"pyar hai pagle..."
"is pyar ko thoda kam hee rahne diyo "
CS branch me Arun ka ek dost tha,jiske pass jakar main aur Arun baith gaye....jaha Arun apne dost se baat karne laga wahi main chupke se Esha ko takne laga....
Aisa nahi tha ki maine Esha se pahle koyi khubsurat ladki nahi dekhi thi, lekin jo kashish usme thi wo aaj tak mujhe kisi bhi ladki me mahsoos nahi hui thi, us waqt hum dono kisi magnet ke north-south pole ki tarah the, jo hamesha ek dusare ko attract karte hai.....isi beech first time usne mujhe dekha
lekin meri nazre eka-ek dusari taraf ho gayi, dil ki dhadkano ne ek baar phhir bullet train ki speed pakad li.....
"kya hua be..."Mujhe dusari taraf dekhte hue dekhkar Arun ne puchha...
"kuch nahi, bas usne mujhe dekh liya...."
"to, yahi to mauka tha , aankh maar deta use usi waqt..."
"phhatati hai meri in sab kaamo se..."
"tab to wo set ho chuki tere se...."Arun ne Esha ki taraf dekha...
"abey Arman, Esha tujhe hee dekh rahi hai...."
"kya.... "dil ek baar phhir teji se dhadka...aur maine Esha ki taaf dekha, Arun sach bol raha tha wo mere taraf hee dekh rahi thi...us waqt mujhe aisa laga jaise ki waqt thahar gaya ho, us waqt mujhe aisa laga ki waha us class room me mere aur uske siwa koyi nahi hai....
"two eyes interact with each other at constat time T"Arun bola aur bolne ke turant baad mere kandhe ko pakad kar jor se hilaya"recss khatam hua pyare, ab apni class ki taraf chale ya is baar bhi yahi irada hai ki next period ka teacher tujhe bahar nikal de...."
"recess khatam ho gaya..."
"bilkul aur tu pichhale 20 min. Se usko ghoore ja raha hai bina palke jhapkaye...."
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[The Immortal]

Arun aur main Esha ki class se bahar aaye, class to lag chuki thi lekin teacher abhi tak lapata tha.....apni seat par baithkar main kuch der pahle jo kuch bhi hua, usko yaad karne laga aur hatho me pen pakad kar desk par Uska naam likhne laga.....
"Esha....."is naam ko samne wali desk par pen se likhne ke baad main use apne hatho se chhune laga,
wo naam maine normal pen se likha tha, us normal pen ke normal syahi se likha tha, lekin jo 4 akshar waha ubhare the, wo mere liye normal nahi tha,...un char aksharo se ek lagav sa ho gaya tha....lekin us waqt main ye bhool gaya tha ki mere bagal me mera sabse kameena khas dost Arun baitha hai, jo mujhe ek pal ke liye bhi chain se saans lene nahi dega....meri is harkat wo mujhpar chillaya...
"abey ye kya kar raha hai..."
uske is tarah se achanak bolne se mera dhyan toota aur jin 4 aksharo se mujhe lagaav tha ,unhe main mitane ki koshish karne laga....lekin syahi sookh chuki thi, isliye naam mitna thoda mushkil tha......
"hath hata..."
"nahi..."maine Esha ke naam ke aage aise hath rakh kar khada tha jaise ki meri hath hatate hee meri ijjat lutne wali ho....
"dekh Arman, mujhe dikha de ki kya likha hai desk par tune, warna puri class ko bata dunga...."
"teri to "kya karta, majboori me hath hatana hee pada...
"teri headwriting to solid hai..."ye bolkar Arun peechhe muda to maine wapas Esha ke naam ko apne hatho se dhak liya...
"botal hai..."Arun peechhe baithe kisi ladke se bola...
"pani ki botal..."
"nahi daru ki botal....abey class me hu to pani ki botal hee mangunga na...."
"to seedhe se bol na...."Arun ne jisse pani ka botal manga tha wo bola...
"abey ghonchu aise me kya khak engineer banega, sale ne 12th ka exam pakka OPEN se pass kiya hoga...ab la de botal"uske hath se botal lekar Arun ne pani ki kuch boonde desk par dali aur Esha ka naam mitakar mujhse bola...
"ye aashiqi ka jo bhoot sawar hai na, usko sambhal kar rakh warna lene ke dene pad jayenge...."
"sale tu mujhe batti de raha hai..."
"yehi to pyar hai pagle "
hafte me 3 din humara lab rahta tha, aur har ek lab do-do periods ke barabar tha, hum sabhi apne baki ke kaam lab class me hee niptate the, shuru ke aadhe ghante me lab wale sir aakar hume experiment aur equipments ko kaise use karna hai, ye bata kar apni seat par virajman ho jate aur uske baad ka pura samay hum SMS bhejne me, assignment complete karne me use karte the, humare college ke teachers ki ek bahut hee kharab adat ye thi ki wo chhoti si chhoti baat par ya to attendance cut kar dete the, ya phhir seedhe class se bahar hee bhaga dete the...us din Physics ka lab tha aur lab me main CS ka assignment kar raha tha aur is kaam me Arun bhi bakhoobi mera sath de raha tha ki tabhi Kurre sir ki aawaz pure laboratory me gunji....
"jo student reading aur final result dikhayega , main usi ko aaj ka attendance dunga...."
"lag gayi tab to...."ek dard bhari gusse se bharpur aawaz me Arun dheeme se bola....
"ab kya kare..."
"maloom nahi..."
tabhi mujhe apne school ke dino ki yaad aa gayi, jab main lab se aksar pass out ho chuke students ki copy maarkar chhap diya karta tha.....
"hum dono ko practical ka manual nahi mila hai na..."maine Arun se puchha....hum dono ka roll No. Aage peechhe tha, isliye experiment bhi same tha....
"kurre de raha tha, lekin maine liya hee nahi....aur waise bhi isko reading dikhani hai...."
"tu rook main jugad jama ke aata hoon..."
Ye kaam main pahle bhi bahut baar kar chuka tha, isliye dar to nahi lag raha tha lekin phhir thodi si ghabrahat ho rahi thi....
"Sir, humare Pass manual nahi hai..."Lab wale sir ke pass khade hokar main masoomiyat se bola...
Uske baad Kurre ne bahut mathpachchi ki, humara roll No. Puchha, aur uske baad sale ne experiments ke baare me mujhse puchha....us waqt to sala experiment ka object kya hai mujhe ye tak nahi maloom tha to phhir baki uska principle kaise batata......
"Sir, yadi koyi purani copy mil jati to thoda idea mil jata...."apna rambaad maine phheka...
jaha kurre baitha hua tha, waha se bayi taraf thoda andar ek chhota sa room tha...usne pahle 5 min. tak meri shakal dekhi aur phhir mujhe andar jane ke liye bola....
"wo andar baithi hui hai, unse mang lo...."
"thank you Sir...."
aadha kaam to nipta liya tha, bas aadha kaam aur baki tha, pahle maine socha ki andar jis room me main ja raha tha waha koyi Kurre ki age ka hee teacher hoga, yani ki 40 se 45 umra ka, lekin maine jaise hee main andar ghusa aankhe bahar aa gayi ye dekhkar ki andar deepika mam baithi hui hai......
"mam, wo purani practical copy chahiye thi...."us room ke charo taraf dekhte hue main bola....
"sir se puchha hai..."wo table par aise baithi thi, jaise ki wo is college ki principal ho....
"ji mam, unhone hee kaha hai ki main andar jakar apna kaam kar sakta hoon..."maine jaan buchkar aisa kaha....
"kaisa kaam..."chair par seedhi hote hue usne meri taraf nigah dali....
"wahi wala....."main bola, flirting karna mere liye koyi nayi baat nahi thi, main aksar mauka milne par ye sab kaam kar diya karta tha par afsoos ki aaj tak kisi ladki ne mere armano ko thanda nahi kiya tha......
"Mechnical First year right...."
Maine haan me sar hilaya to deepika mam ne ek taraf ishara kar diya...jaha pass out students ki Practical copies jama ki hui thi, main waha pahucha ek do copy ko kholkar padhne ka natak karne laga, lekin is beech mera dhyan sirf aur sirf deepika mam par tha ki wo mujhe dekh to nahi rahi hai....deepika mam is samay apne mobile me busy thi, aur yahi mere liye sahi mauka tha...maine chupke se ek practical copy ko apne shirt ke neeche pet ke pass fansa liya aur uske kuch der baad tak main wahi khada raha....
"thik hai mam, main chalta hoon...."
Mujhe puri ummid thi ki deepika mam ne mujhe nahi dekha tha, aur main apni smartness par khud ko praise karta hua waha se ja hee raha tha ki deepika mam ne peechhe se aawaz di...
"ruko..."
"ji mam..."dil me ghabrahat ek baar phhir paida ho gayi....
"you think that all the staff of college are fool..."
"matlab...?"
"matlab ye ki..."wo apni chair se uthkar mere pass aayi aur seedha mere pet par hath phhirati hui boli"ye tumhare six packs itne majboot hai ya lab ki copy chura kar le ja rahe ho...."
Iske aage bolne ki meri himmat nahi hui,main kisi apradhi ki tarah waha khada deepika mam ke agle action ka intezaar kar raha tha....
"tumhari jaankari ke liye bata doon ki main yahi se pass out hoon aur mujhe maloom hai ye fande...isliye mere samne hoshiyaar banne ki koshish mat karna..."aisa bolte hue usne practical copy nikal li aur boli"tumhare jane ke baad Kurre sir yaha aayenge aur wo mujhse puchhenge ki maine kahi kuch utha to nahi liya, aur phhir jab tum bahar jaoge to tumhari checking bhi hogi...."
" salo ne kohinoor heera chhupa rakkha hai kya yaha..."
"tumne kuch bola..."
"sorry mam,..."
"ab jao..."uske agle pal hee deepika mam ne wo harkat ki jiske karan mera dil left side se right side me shift hone wala tha, 1000 volts ka jhatka diya deepika mam ne mujhe....usne mera hath pakda aur seedhe apni garam chut se touch kara diya aur boli "pasand aaya ho to dobara batana....."
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[The Immortal]

Chapter-5: Worst days of Life

Update-17

Main, us room se bahar nikla,Waha se aane ke baad meri sitti pitti gum ho gayi thi, aisa lagne laga tha jaise ki kisi ne mere hath me kuch der pahle current ka wire pakda diya ho.......
"kya hua ? laya practical copy ?"mujhe apne bagal me chupchap baitha dekhkar Arun ne mujhse puchha....
"abhi kuch der baat mat kar ,sadme me hoon...."
"kya hua....kisi ne chori karte hue dekh liya kya ? "
"meri chori pakdi bhi gayi aur uski saza bhi de di gayi..."main ab bhi sadme me tha.....
"aakhir hua kya..."
"kuch nahi, ab main thik hoon..."mere dil-o-dimag me , mere pure jehan me sirf wahi nazara ghoom raha tha, jab deepika mam ne mera hath pakda aur mere hath ko apni chut se touch kara diya....
"i was trembled..."main badbadaya...
"aisa kya dekh liya tune..."
"kuch nahi..."
deepika mam ne jo kiya uspar mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha, koyi bhi ladki bina jaan pahchan ke aise kaise kar sakti hai, ye jante hue bhi ki main uski complaint kar sakta hoon, shayad maine hee deepika mam ko badhava diya tha aisa karne ke liye...na main double meaning me usse baat karta aur na hee wo mera hath pakadti aur na hee... abhi tak jo kuch bhi mere sath hua tha wo sab unexpected tha, maine kabhi nahi socha tha ki main ek ladki ke peechhe pagal ho jaunga aur na hee maine ye socha tha ki shuruat ke kuch dino me hee mujhe wo chhune ko mil jayega......us din ke baad deepika mam se jaise main nazar hee nahi mila pa raha tha, wo jab tak class me rahti main apna sar jhukaye rahta aur chupke se unki taraf dekhta to wo mand-mand muskurati nazar aati....
"sala main kitna sharmila hoon..."
mujhe meri zindagi ke 18 saal beet jane ke baad ye maloom chala ki, main bhi un ladko me se hoon ,jinki ladkiyo ko dekhkar kuch bolne ki himmat nahi hoti.....Esha kuch dino se college nahi aayi thi, main jab bhi uske class me jakar Arun ke dost se puchhta to wo na me sar hila deta,...dil bechain rahta tha uske bagair , har din recess me main Arun ko lekar uski class me uske dost ke pass jata tha aur jaha wo baitha karti thi, us jagah ko is aas me dekhta tha ki shayad wo late aayi ho,lekin har din uski jagah koyi aur ladki hee waha baithi hui milti aur har din main uske class se udas hee lautata tha....
Abhi tak to main bahut si unexpected chizo ko jhel chuka tha, lekin in sabke aalawa bhi kuch aur tha jo ki meri zindagi me pahli baar hone wala tha aur sabse badi baat to ye thi ki mujhe is baat ki bhanak tak nahi thi....
Kuch din beetane ke baad meri kuch aur ladko se dosti ho gayi aur har din ki tarah hum aaj bhi recess me apni class ke bahar khade aas-pass se gujarne wali ladkiyo ka maza le rahe the.....Esha ke liye mera interest kam hota ja raha tha, main ab har khubsoorat ladki ko dekhkar isi khayal me doob jata ki main use apne hostel ke room me chod raha hoon, ek ajeeb sa badlaav aa raha tha mujhme deepika mam ki us harkat se....
"sab line me khade ho..."kisi ne gala phhad kar kaha, aur jab meri nazar us taraf padi to dekha ki do seniors hume line me khade rahne ke liye kah rahe the.....unka kahna tha ki hum sab line me khade ho gaye....
"aankh neeche kar be...apne baap se aankh milata hai sale BC..."kisi ek ko usne chamkaya....
"kya hai beta , wish nahi karte tum log seniors ko...gand me danda daal ke yaad dilana padega kya...."un do me se ek ne bag tang rakkha tha yani ko recess ke baad wo bunk marne ke plan me tha aur dusara apne hatheliyo ko ragad raha tha....
"chalo idhar aa jao aur class me jitne ladke hai unhe bhi bulao..."jisne bag tang rakkha tha wo bola...
class me jitne ladke the un sabko bula liya gaya, main dil hee dil me ye chah raha tha ki kahi se koyi teacher aa jaye....lekin sala koyi nahi aaya, sab apna pet bharne me lage hue the.....
"tera naam kya hai...."mujhe upar se neeche dekhte hue wo bola....
"j..j..ji..."main haklaya...sach to ye tha ki waha khade har ladke ki buri tarah se phhat chuki thi...
"naam kya hai engineer saheb aapka..."
"Arman..."maine ek pal ke liye uski taraf dekha aur jawab dekar wapas apni gardan neeche kar li....
"dil ke arman aansuo me bah gaye...."wo gaate hue mere pass aaya aur belt ke pass paint ko pakad kar jor se hilata hua bola "yaha kya karne aata hai..."
"padhne..."
"to phhir kal se formal dress me aaya kar, warna yahi se neeche phhek dunga...samjha"
"j...j...ji Sir..."(tera baap dega paisa formal dress kharidne ka , be saale chutiye...)
"chal relax ho ja..."belt chhodkar mera kandha sahlate hue wo bola"mera naam janta hai...."
"nahi...."
"main hoon bajirao Singham....samjha, kal se students ki tarah dikhna..."
un do chutiyo ko main akela hee dikha tha kya jo sale meri leke chale gaye, unke jaane ke baad maloom chala ki wo dono mining branch ke the.....
"ye to mining ke the, iska matlab Mechanical wale bhi kuch dino me apne darshan denge..."
har college me alag-alag funda chalta hai, humare yaha ragging tab hoti thi, jab kuch hafte nikal jate the...city me rahne wale to phhir bhi bach jate the, lekin hostel walo ki aisi taisi ho jati thi....
us din recess ke baad hum sabke man me yahi sawal ghoom raha tha ki in sabse kaise bacha jaye, aur us din ke baki ke periods isi khauf me nikal gaye,...
Main aur Arun college ki chhutti ke baad hostel ki taraf hee ja rahe the ki hostel se thodi door par bheed dikhayi di.....
"ye sale BC, yahi chalu ho gaye..."Arun wahi rook gaya aur mujhse bola"is raste se mat ja, samne seniors khade hai...."
Hum dono dusare raste se jane ke liye peechhe mude hee the ki kisi senior ne hume dekh liya aur udhar aane ke liye kaha, jaha bheed jama thi....
"wapas kaha ja rahe the Sir..."mere kandhe par hath rakhkar koyi bola...
"wo mobile chhut gaya hai, class me..."
"achchha..."usne mera bag ek jhatke se kheencha aur bag ki chain kholkar pura saman raste me hee bikher kar bag mere hath me thama diya....
"apna saman utha aur nikal yaha se..."
Maine ek hath me apna bag pakad kar apni books aur copy ko uthane ke liye jhuka hee tha ki us MKL senior ne mere pichhwade par kaskar ek laat mari aur main wahi jor se muh ke bal gira....
"chutiya samajh ke rakkha hai kya..."peechhe se uski aawaz aayi, hatho ki mutthiya bandh chuki thi, aur yadi us waqt wo waha akele rahta to us sale ko itna marta ki ragging ki spelling tak bhool jata wo, lekin main uthta uske pahle hee uske kuch aur dost aa gaye, aur usko pakad kar bole ki...
"abhi nahi, baad me dekh lenge in dono ko..."jiske jawab me wo chillaya ki "sale jhooth bolta hai, tu rook aaj raat teri dhulayi karta hai ,sale BC..."
Uske baad sirf ye hua ki meri gusse band mutthiya dheeli pad gayi, aur wo senior jisne mere pichhwade par apne jute ke nishan chhode the wo mujhe galiya dete hue waha se chala gaya....
"maine use mara kyun nahi, kya main darpok....nahi..."aaj zindagi ke 18 saal gujar lene ke baad ek aur sach se samna karna pad raha tha....aaj tak school me sirf chhoti-moti ladai hui thi, jisme main har baar pure jor aur shor se bhag leta tha....aur apni A grade study ke liye har baar bach bhi jata tha....school me aksar sab yahi bolte ki main bahut himmatwala hoon, lekin aaj kunye ka mendhak Samundar me aaya tha, jiska muqabala bade bade kachhuo aur shark se tha......
"chal apne room chalte hai...."Arun ne mera bag uthakar mujhe pakdate hue bola....main chup raha, chehra gusse se ab bhi laal tha.....
"chal, bhool ja..."mujhe jabardasti Arun ne kheencha, jiske chalte main uspar jhalla utha....
"abey chhod"
"bhad me ja..."gussa me wo bhi tha, isliye wo bhi mujhoar chillaya aur mera bag mere hath me pakda kar waha se hostel ki taraf chala gaya......
"us sale ne laat mere pichhwade par mari hai aur gussa ye ho raha hai...."Arun ko hostel ki taraf jate hue main dekh raha tha....kuch der pahle jo hua, wo sab dekhkar shayad Arun ko bhi gussa aaya tha...
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[The Immortal]

Update-18

"sorry...."jab Arun ne darwaja khola to maine usse kaha....jiske jawab me wo haste hue bola
"sorry se kaam nahi chalega, main to gand marunga...."
"chal be, door chal...main to tujhe dekhte hee samajh gaya tha ki tu hai..."
Andar aakar maine apna bag ek taraf phheka aur bistar par let gaya, abhi kuch hee der hue the ki ek chhote kad ka ladka Arun ke pass aaya, uski aankho me laga chashma use ek serious student ki upadhi de raha tha....wo seedhe mere pass aaya aur mujhse hath milaya wo bhi bina kuch bole.....aur phhir seedhe jakar Arun ke pass baith gaya...
"sala pagal lagta hai..."use dekhkar maine kaha....
Arun ke pass jakar wo baat karne laga, aur Arun se baat karne ke dauran wo apna chashma utarta aur meri taraf kuch der tak dekh kar wapas apna chashma apni aankho me taangar Arun se baat karne lagta.......
" sun be Arman...ye Bhupesh mere hee yaha ka hai...."
us chhoti si height wale ladke ka naam Bhupesh tha, jiska naamkaran Arun ne pahle hee kar diya tha....
"B.H.U."Arun use isi naam se bulata tha....
"us ladki ka naam kya hai , jo CS me hai..."bhu ne ek baar phhir apna chasma nikal kar meri taraf dekha aur phhir chashme par phhook mar kar Arun ki chadar se chashme ko saaf karne laga....
"Esha...."Arun bola...
Esha ka naam sunte hee sari thakan door ho gayi, main uthkar bistar par baith gaya aur Arun ki taraf dekhkar bola"kya hua..."
"bhu ko Esha se pyar ho gaya hai..."
"ise aur Esha se pyar
"Bhupesh ki taraf dekhkar main bola....(abey sale, apni shakal dekhi hai, kaha wo aur kaha tu )
"iske pass uska mobile number bhi hai..."
ye sunkar mujhe jhatka laga,waise to Esha ka no. Maloom karna koyi badi baat nahi thi, uske class me jo bhi uske karib ho usse Esha ka number liya ja sakta hai....lekin mujhe jhatka isliye laga kyunki bhu Esha ke mamle me mujhse jyada active tha....jaha maine use chupke se ghoorne ka aalawa aur kuch nahi kiya tha, wahi bhu ne uska no. Apne mobile me save karke rakkha tha.....
"use call karta hoon..."Arun se wo bola aur apna Nokia 1200 nikal liya....
Maine apni 18 saal ki zindagi me bahut se premi jode dekhe the, lekin unme se sirf ek ya do premi jode hee ek-dusare ke liye perfect the....warna ek se badhkar ek ghonchu launde tanatan maal lekar ghoomte hai, jise dekhkar aksar mera kaleja jal uthta hai aur sirf ek line muh se nikalti hai
"hum mar gaye hai kya, jo is gandu ke sath ghoom rahi hai...."
aur isi dar me ki kahi Esha ke sath ye bhu na set ho jaye, main apne bistar se utha aur Bhupesh ke hath se uska mobile chheen liya....
"abey yadi usne tere mobile no. Ki report kar di to...."use darate hue main bola....
"koyi baat nahi sim farzi hai..."
"aajkal location trace ho jate hai, aur waise bhi wo kisi na kisi se set hogi to kyun apna balance faltu me kharch kar raha hai...."
"baad ki baad me dekhenge..."mere hath se mobile lekar Arun ne mobile bhu ko thama diya aur bola"tu call kar..."
"ye sala Arun, mera sath hai ya iske sath "
"tune kuch bola kya..."Arun meri taraf dekhkar mujhse puchha....
"na, maine kuch nahi bola....main kyun bolunga kuch...Esha meri wife hai kya, jo mujhe uski fikar hogi...."
Mera itna kahna tha ki darwaje par kisi ne dastak di...
"le yar khol..."Arun mujhse bola,...
maine pura darwaja khola bhi nahi tha ki ek jordar tamacha mere gaal aur kaan par pada, main sann rah gaya us waqt aur kaan par hath rakhkar wahi khada raha...andaza lagana mushkil nahi tha ki room ke andar kaun aaya tha, jisne abhi-abhi mera gaal laal kiya tha wo wahi tha jisse meri mulaqat hostel ke bahar hui thi.....
"chal be side chal..."main is waqt darwaje aur room ke beech me khada tha, isliye usne mujhe dhakka dete hue kaha aur seedhe jakar mere bistar par baith gaya, jo haal mera tha, wo haal bhu aur Arun ka bhi tha, wo dono bistar se khade ho gaye the.....
"neeche baith wahi zameen par..."meri taraf ishara karte hue wo bola"shakal yaad hai meri ya bhool gaya..."
"yaad hai..."
"haan to hamesha yaad rakhna, tere baap ki shakal hai..."
usne jaise hee ye bola, pura jism gusse se laal -peela ho gaya, yadi us waqt mujhe apne bhai ke kahe hue shabd yaad na aaye hote to ma kasam us sale ko bahut marta......
"eye contact karega be..."bistar par pura pasarta hue room ke deewar ki taraf ishara kiya"us deewar ko dekh raha hai...maine usi deewar par tere jaise hee ek chutiye ka sar pakad kar de mara tha, sala chaar mahine coma me tha....Police bhi kuch nahi ukhad payi, kyunki use koyi gavah hee nahi mila jo ye bolta ki wo sab maine kiya tha...."
"to ye sab mujhe kyun bata rahe ho...."khoon mera bhi garam tha, isliye maine bol diya...jiska nateeza ye hua ki wo senior jo kuch der pahle mere bistar par pasra hua tha wo ekdum se uth khada hua aur gusse se apne daant peeste hue mere pass aaya....
"sorry sir, use chhod do, pagal hai wo..."Arun ne us senior ko pakda....
"samjha de is launde ko warna yahi jaan se maar dunga...."
"thik hai, main ise samjha dunga...."
"ja ek glass pani la..."
Arun waha se pani lene chala gaya aur idhar room me chuppi chhayi rahi, Arun kuch der me hee wapas aa gaya,lekin uske hath khali the....
"sir, wo waha ka glass shayad kisi ladke ne apne room me rakkha hua hai, main botal me aapke liye pani lata hoon...."andar ghuste hee Arun bola aur botal lekar waha se pani lene chala gaya.....
"tu idhar aa be..."Arun ke jaane ke baad usne mujhe apne pass bulaya aur Cigarette peene ke liye puchha....
"main nahi peeta..."tapak se maine bina ek pal ganwaye jawab diya,
Wo senior aage kuch bolta uske pahle hee Arun daudte bhagte hue botal me pani bharkar le aaya aur use de diya....usne botal me muh lagakar ek ghoot pani piya aur phhir botal meri taraf badha di...
"relax ho ja, aur le pani pee..."
"mujhe pyas nahi hai..."khoon mera ab bhi garam tha....
"pee le pani ,kyunki iske baad main jo karne wala hoon usse tera gala sookh jayega..."
Uske baat ka maine koyi jawab nahi diya aur wo apne kandhe uchkata hua bola"teri marzi...."
usne apne jeb se cigarette ki packet nikali aur Bhupesh ko apne pass bulaya aur room me jal rahe bulb ko off karne ke liye kaha....
"wapas on kar jake..."andhere me dhua udate hue usne bhu se wapas bulb ko on karne ke liye kaha aur jab bhu ne wapas bulb ko on kar diya to wo bola....
"ab tu 100 baar bulb ko on karne ke baad bistar par aakar baith jana aur phhir uthkar bulb ko off kar dena...chal shuru ho ja...."
Bhupesh ki pahle se hee sitti-pitti gum thi ,wo kya bolta...bina kuch bole wo Arun ke bed se board tak 200 chakkar marne laga......
"le pee..."on-off hote hue bulb ke beech me usne mujhe ek cigarette diya....
"meri adat nahi hai..."
"isiliye to pila raha hu, engineer saheb...jab tak nasha patti nahi karoge to engineer kaise banoge...."
mazboori me cigarette ko muh se lagana pada, bhaiya ke dwara di gayi naseehat me ye bhi tha ki main cigarette aur sharab se door rahu, lekin yadi main us waqt ye sab nahi karta to unke dwara di gayi dusari naseehat ,jisme unhone kaha tha ki ladayi - jhagda mat karna, wo toot jati.....
"dhua andar le...muh me rakhkar to pahli-dusari class ke launde bhi cigarette pee lete hai..."
maine waisa hee kiya, cigarette ke dhue ko andar liya...cigarette ke kash ko andar kya kheencha, pura ka pura kaleja jaise bahar aa gaya, aur main khasne laga.....
"ek kash aur maar..."
Maine phhir kash andar liya aur nateeza wahi pahle jaise hee raha...
"ek kash aur..."
teesari baar himmat to nahi ho rahi thi, lekin us waqt koyi dusara rasta bhi nahi... bhu ab bhi bulb ko on-off karne me laga hua tha....
"tere kitne round hue be.."
"80...." hanfte hue bhu ne jawab diya,
"beta abhi to aadhe bhi nahi hue,...chal shuru ho ja..."
teesari baar bhi maine cigarette ke dhue ko apne seene me ghusaya aur is baar khasne ke sath-sath meri aankho se aansu bhi nikal gaye aur sar bhi ghoomane laga....
"aaj ke liye itna hee kafi hai, kal phhir milenge...."
Uska room se bahar jana tha ki main aur bhu bistar par let kar hanpne lage.....
"gand....gand...."bhu bas itna bol paya aur hanpne laga,
"kya gand-gand kar raha hai be..."
"gand maar li sale ne, chakkar aa raha hai, pani....pani..."wo phhir hanpne laga....
"idhar to BC sar hee ghoom raha hai...."apna sar pakad kar main bola...
"cigarette ka asar jyada der tak nahi rahta, don't worry..."
"worry gayi ma chudane, tu ja daudkar pani la..."
Arun ke waha se jana ke baad main bhu ki taraf muda, wo apne sar chhat ki taraf kiye hue hanf raa tha....
"kyun beta, kya haal hai...maza aaya.."
"bahut maza aaya, dobara karne ka man raha hai...."
"jab se college me aaya hu, sala sab maar ke chale jate hai, ab deepika mam ko hee le le, aaj lab me sali ne mera hath chut se hee touch karwa diya...."
"kya...."usne jaise hee ye suna uski sari thakan door ho gayi aur wo mere pass aakar bola"deepika mam ke bahut charche hai college me ,jara sambhal kar...ek baar jisko tad leti hai, use chodkar sorry usse chudwakar hee dam leti hai....sali caracterless hai..."
"tujhe kaise pata..."
"mera ek dost 2nd year me hai, usi ne bataya deepika ke jalwe ke baare me,
usne ye bhi bataya ki isi vajah se usko last year college se nikalne bhi wale the...lekin phhir hod aur uske beech .....lekin tu fikar mat kar, tujhe wo chhod degi..."
"aise kaise chhod degi..."
"tere me wo baat hee nahi hai, wo unhi ladko ke sath setting karti hai jo handsome ho..."
"sala khud to bawarchi lagta hai aur mujhe bol raha hai, chal bhag yaha se..."
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[The Immortal]

Us waqt bhu ke upar mera pura dimag ukhda hua tha...sala mujhe bol kaise sakta hai ki deepika mam mujhse nahi pat sakti....Arun jab bahut der tak pani lekar nahi aaya to hum dono hee bahar nikle, maine ye andaza lagaya tha ki hostel me humare room ke bahar baki ladke jhund banakar khade honge aur humse puchhenge ki seniors ne humari ragging kaise li...lekin us waqt waha koyi nahi tha, aur jab aas-pass ke room se jani pahchani aawaz jaise ki thappad, galiya...aayi to main samajh gaya ki ye sab jhelne wala main akela nahi hoon....aur sabse jyada sukoon mujhe is baat se mil raha tha ki ab koyi mujhe ye nahi kahega ki main darpok hoon, kyunki us waqt to sabhi darpok the......
"kaha mar gaya tha be..."water cooler ki taraf jate hue hume Arun mila lekin uske hath me pani ka botal nahi tha , aur wo hanf bhi raha tha....
"kuch senior ne pakad liya tha..."apne ghutno par hath rakhkar hafte hue wo bola"ja mere liye pani lekar aa...."
"botal to aap le gaye the..."
"water cooler ke pass jo glass rakkha hoga, usi me le aa...."aur ladkhadate hue Arun room ki taraf nikal gaya.....
meri aur bhu ki halat to phhir bhi thik thi ,lekin Arun bistar par leta ulti saanse bhar raha tha.....
"abey girls hostel me kaisi ragging hoti hogi..."bhu waise shakal se to chodu dikhta tha, lekin trick badi dhansu lagata tha,.....
"mere khayal se senior girls, junior girls ko bf dikhakar apna chut chatwati ho..."bhu ke in anmol shabdo ne mera aur Arun ka rom-rom khada kar diya.....
"pagal hai kya be, aisa thode hota hai..."maine aisa isliye kaha taki bhu apne shuddh dimag se aur bhi aise khayalat bune, jisse ki humara rom-rom khada ho jaye.....
"abey kisi private college me to senior ladke, bf dikha rahe the....lekin phhir police case ban gaya.."
first year ka student hone ke naate mujhe waise achchhi baate karni chahiye thi, lekin mera tharki dimag us waqt pure lay me tha,...
"jis college me ye hua, us waqt waha first year ke ladke bhi maujood the kya..."maine sawal kiya aur besabri se jawab ka intezaar karne laga....
"tera matlab ,jab first year ki ladkiyo ko bf dikhaya ja raha tha tab..."
"haan...haan, usi waqt..."
"maloom nahi "
"sale ne klpd kar diya "
"main to girls hostel jaunga..."Arun ki saans seedhi chalne lagi to wo bhi humari gyan dene wali baato me shamil hote hue bola....
"kya karea waha jakar seniors ki chut chatega...."
"nahi be, sunne me aaya hai ki kuch ladke hamesha girl's hostel me apni setting se milne - julne jate rahte hai....to kyun na apun log bhi chale..Arman tu kya bolta hai..."
""College me jakar padhayi karna be, laundiya bazi me busy mat rahna aur na hee is chakkar me padna..."
"ji bhai..."
"abey kidhar mar gaya..."mere kandho ko jor se hilate hue Arun ne mujhse dobara puchha...jiske liye maine turant na kar di aur plan ye bana ki mauka dekhte hee Arun aur bhu girl's hostel me jayenge aur main yahi room me pada-pada makkhiya marunga.....
agle din hum phhir college ke pichhe wale gate se andar ja rahe the, lekin aaj bhu bhi humare sath tha, wo 5 chudail aaj bhi gate ke bahar khadi thi.....
"mar gaye..."
"mard ban be, in laundiyo se kya darta hai..."bhu seena taan ke aage chalta hua bola...
"oye chutiye..."un 5 chudailo me se ek ne bhu ko aawaz di "idhar aa be chaparganju..."
pahle pahal to Bhupesh ko yakin nahi hua aur wo wahi khada hokar peechhe ki taraf dekhkar confirm karne laga ki unhone use hee Chutiya aur Chaparganju kaha...lekin jab unme se ek ne M******** kaha to bhu ko yakin ho gaya ki wo ladkiya use hee bula rahi hai.....
"kyun be tujhe sunayi nahi deta..."bhu ki aankh me lage chashme ko nikalkar unme se ek boli, aaj waha un panch chudailo me saat saal se engineering karne wale Varun ki maal bhi thi....
"ek bhartiya nari ko is tarah se baat karna shobha nahi deta...."bhu ne buri shakal banakar kaha aur ye sunte hee wo pancho chudail hans padi, hansi to mujhe aur Arun ko bhi aayi lekin hum dono ne jaise-taise apni hansi ko control kiya.....
"mera naam Vibha hai..."Varun ki item ne apna hath bhu ki taraf karte hue muskura kar boli,...
"Myself bhu..."Vibha ka hath apne hatho me thamkar bhu ne jawab diya"Vibha, wo dono mere dost hai...Arun and Arman..."
Vibha ne pahle Arun ko dekha aur phhir uski nazar mujhse mili aur wo khilkhila kar hans padi "ye to wahi chutiya hai, jiske muh par maine samosa pota tha...."
"teri maa ki "mera dil ek baar phhir khud par chillaya....
bhu ne un ladkiyo se kuch der aur baat ki aur jis shaleenta se wo pancho item bhu se baat kar rahi thi usse mere dil me ek dar paida ho gaya ki kahi ye Esha ko na pata le.....
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"Wo aayi hai kya..."apne class me ghusne se pahle main Esha ki class me ghusa, aur pichhale kuch dino ki tarah aaj bhi Arun ke dost ne na me sar hila diya aur udas man se main waha se apne class me aaya, waise aaj ka first period to dammo rani ka tha, lekin uski jagah deepika mam aayi thi aur main samajh gaya ki is pure period ko apna sar jhuka kar guzarna hai....
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[The Immortal]

"Arman, stand up...."deepika mam ne mujhe aawaz di, lekin kyun...na to maine puri class me kuch bola aur na hee kisi se baat ki,...us class me us waqt sabse shant bachcha main hee tha, phhir mujhe kyun khada kiya
"What is JVM ? " apni jagah par main thik se khada bhi nahi ho paya tha ki usne missile dag di....deepika mam ke is question ka answer dena to door ki baat thi maine to ye word JVM hee pahli baar suna tha.....
"chup kyun ho answer batao, abhi kuch der pahle hee to bataya tha...."
"mam, wo main bhool gaya....ek baar phhir se bata do..."kuch der tak deepika mam ko dekha, phhir samne ki deewar ko dekha, aur jab kuch nahi soojha to kuch der is intezaar me chup-chap khada raha ki shayad mere agal-bagal baithe Naveen aur Arun me se koyi dheere se bol de,...lekin jab charo khane main chit ho gaya to deepika mam ke aage maine surrender kar diya.....
"Java Virtual Machine....ab yaad rakhna..."smile marte hue wo boli, mujhe answer usne is andaz me bataya jaise ki The Matrix movie usi ne banayi ho....
"now sit down..."ghamand bhari aawaz me wo boli...
uske baad usne apna pravachan phhir chalu kar diya, aadhe ludhak gaye aur aadhe samne ki taraf dekhkar apne khayalo me khoye hue the....
"now i'm going to ask some basic questions...."
"Arman...."
"yes mam..."ek baar phhir bali bakra main hee bana(aa chus le Arman ka, sali jab dekho gand hilate rahti hai...)
"kuch normal question puchh rahi hu tumse, i hope ki mujhe jawab milenge..."
"i will try..."....(lawda phhek ke marunga nahi to baitha de)
"Windows xp kya hai..."
"matlab..."
"matlab ki what do you mean by Windows xp ? "
"wo to operating system hai, bas itna hee maloom hai..."
"not bad, achchha ye batao, computer use karte ho..."samne ki chair par apni gand sata kar usne agla sawal kiya...
"bilkul karta hu..." (bf dekhne ka maza to bade screen me hee aata hai...)
"to batao ki kisi bhi document ko print karne ke liye shortcut tarika kya hai...."
"Ctrl + P...."idhar ek taraf maine jawab diya aur wahi dusari taraf apne bade bhai ka man hee man shukriya ada kiya , kyunki unhi ke badaulat hee maine is sawal ka jawab diya tha.....
deepika mam ke do questions ka answer kya diya, usne mujhe computer ki duniya ka godfather samajh liya aur phhir ek ke baad ek sawal puchhati gayi, aur main har baar yahi bolta"sorry mam...."
CS subject ka koyi theory exam nahi tha, ye subject fully practical based tha aur jis subject ka kewal practical ho to use practical exam wale din ke aalawa kisi aur din padhna PAAP tha, aur ye PAAP main kaise karta, isiliye deepika mam ke baki ke questions par sirf do shabd muh se nikle "Sorry mam..."
"padhna chalu kar do ,warna fail kar dungi...sit down..."
Usne fail karne ki dhamki dekar sit down kya bola , mera shut down hee ho gaya, aur main chup chap kisi lute peete ki tarah baith gaya.....
"Arman, is par try kar ,ye pat jayegi..."deepika mam ke class se jane ke baad Arun bola
"ise pata kar kya karunga, sali chudte waqt HTTP ka full form puchhegi "
"abey isse achchhi maal nahi milegi, "
"Esha darling hai na...."
" apne Armano par kabu rakkho beta Arman ,warna....."
"warna...."
"ye BC phhir aa gayi..."Arun ke is tarah se turant topic change karne se main chauka
"kya hua be..."
"ye Sherin lodi ,phhir aa gayi samne..."
maine samne ki taraf nazar dali to dekha ki samne wahi ladki khadi thi, jo college ke pahle din hee netagiri jhadte hue introduction class chala rahi thi, Arun waise to class ki dusari ladkiyo ko gali nahi deta tha,lekin Sherin ko dekhte hee uska para garam ho jata aur uske muh se Sherin ke liye pyar bhare shabd nikal jate......
"itne din ho gaye hai aur hum sab ek-dusare ka naam bhi nahi jante...."muh banate hue wo boli....
Sherin na jyada moti thi aur na hee jyada patli...lekin yadi uska face aur uski adat dhang ki hoi to shayad hum use chhod bhi dete....class khali ja rahi thi aur introduction ka daur aage badhte hue Arun tak aaya....
"your turn...."Arun ki taraf ungali dikhati hue Sherin boli....
Apne Arun bhai taav me aa gaye aur khade hokar bole ki jisko bhi mere baare me janna hai wo dabi me aakar mujhse mil le....
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[The Immortal]

"what..."naak sikodti hue Sherin boli,...
"Haweli me milna phhir bataunga tujhe ,What...."
"ye to bahut daring hai sala..."is waqt mere dono aankhe do taraf dekh rahi thi, main kabhi Sherin ka chehra dekhta to kabhi Arun ka aur mujhe Na Jaane kya sujha main Arun ke kaan me dheere se bola...
"tere liye perfect maal hai..."
"zindagi bhar muth maar lunga, lekin ise nahi chodunga...."
Arun to Sherin ko dhamki dekar chup ho gaya, lekin ab agla number mera tha ,us waqt mujhe bhi khade hokar Arun ki tarah bol dena chahiye tha ki"jisko bhi mere baare me janna hai wo Haweli me aakar mile,...."
lekin mujhme us waqt utni himmat nahi thi, sabke samne jaane se dil ghabra raha tha,lekin phhir bhi main utha aur jaise -jaise mere kadam aage badhe, main andar hee andar kanpne laga....
"GM , friends... I'm Arman..."ek mari si aawaz mere muh se nikli...jise samne wale bench par baithe students hee sun paye honge.....
"please speak loudly...."Sherin phhir boli....
us waqt Sherin ka face dekhkar man kar raha tha ki apna juta utarkar seedhe uske muh pe de maru,...aur usi waqt Civil subject wali mam andar ghusi aur ghuste hee mujhe par goli dag di....
"yaha kya kar rahe ho khade hokar...."
"w...w...wo wo kuch nahi, bas apna introduction de raha tha aur kuch nahi...."
"jao, apni jagah par jakar baitho..."
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"dekh be wo bajirao Singham pure corridor me ghoom raha hai..." apni copy me likhkar Arun ne bataya...
"abey formal dress to maine nahi pahni hai...sala phhir lafda karega"
"ek plan hai...."Samne board par jo kuch likha hua tha use utarte hue Arun bola"recess me yadi college ke bahar chale to bacha ja sakta hai, aur recess jaise hee khatam hoga wapas aa jayenge...."
"solid idea hai...."
isi dauran Civil wali mam board par kuch likhne ke liye mudi, aur uski badi-badi gand humare samne thi....waise to civil wali mam ki age 45+ rahi hogi aur unhe samne se dekhkar koyi galat khayalat apne man me na laye, lekin peechhe se yadi koyi unhe dekhe to phhir........
"oye, sale isko to chhod de
"meri nazar puri tarah se civil wali mam ke gand par jami hui thi....
"kya hua..."main aise react karne laga jaise maine kuch kiya hee na ho , lekin Arun mujhse jyada kamina tha
"abey ise kyun ghoor raha hai, ise to sab log Mummi bolte hai...."
"Mummi "
"Naveen bol raha tha ki ye bahut pyar se padhati hai...matlab ki ek question ko chahe jitne baar bhi puchh lo, hamesha shant hee rahti hai...Prof. Hai ye yaha lekin is baat ka ise bilkul bhi ghamand nahi hai..."
Us pure class me maine aur Arun ne full2 masti ki , Civil wali mam ne hume kayi baar baat karte hue aur haste hue bhi dekha, lekin wo har baar ignore kar deti....civil wali mam sach me Mummi thi
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pichhale kuch dino ki tarah main aaj bhi recess me Esha ke class me ghusa is aas me ki shayad wo late aayi hogi, lekin jawab ek baar phhir na me sar hilakar Arun ke dost ne diya....uske baad main aur Arun bike stand par aaye, maine Naveen ke bike ki chabi usse mang li thi, bike stand par jaha ek taraf Arun ,Naveen ki bike nikal raha tha wahi main dsari taraf us jagah ko dekh raha tha,jab kuch din pahle maine Esha ko pahli baar dekha tha....uski car aaj waha nahi khadi thi aur na hee Esha us din ki tarah waha thi,lekin phhir bhi NA JAANE KYUN mujhe mohabbat si ho gayi thi us jagah se, main us taraf badh hee raha tha ki Arun ne horn mara....
"oye idhar peshab mat kar, bahar kar lena...."
"abey main.... "aage kya bolu kuch samajh nahi aaya isliye main itna bolkar chupchap bike me baith gaya....
"do plate samosa dena kaka..."college ke main building se 2 k.m. door college ka main gate tha aur usi ke aas-pass bani dukano me se ek dukan par baith kar maine do plate samose ka order diya....
"ek plate bana ke dena...matlab namkin, salad, teekhi-meethi chatni sab daal dena....aur ha thoda dahi bhi daal dena..."Arun ne apni farmaish jhadi, jise sunkar maine kaha...
"jab itna sab kuch dalwa raha hai to thoda zameen ki mitti bhi dalwa liyo..."
"wo tere liye chhodi hai...."
"thanks... "
Pet puja karne ke baad Arun ne apne jeb se 10 ka note nikalkar table par aise phheka jaise tash khelne wala hukum ka ekka phhekta hai.....
"main aaj bhi feke hue paise nahi uthata hayiiii...."
"thik hai..."us 10 ke note ko uthate hue Arun ne kaha"tu hee de de mera bill..."
"nahi be main to aise hee Amitabh bachchan ka dialogue maar raha tha...."aur maine uske hath se 10 ka note chheen liya.....
recess me jab kuch der hee rah gaye the tab main aur Arun class ki taraf pahuche, hum dono us waqt khud ko chalak samajh kar bahut khush ho rahe the ki recess me hone wali ragging se hum dono bach gaye, lekin humari chalaki us waqt dam tod gayi jab bike stand par seniors ne hume pakad liya.....
"Arman & Arun...."seniors ke puchhne par maine hum dono ka naam bataya.....
"tera kya naam hai..."
"Arman...."
abhi maine apna naam hee bataya tha ki hostel wala wo senior waha aa dhamka jisne kal se mujhe pareshan kar rakkha tha, usne pahle apne dosto se hath milaya aur phhir mujhe dekhkar apne dosto se bola...
"aur pahalwan kya haal chal hai..."
"sab badhiya...."
Mera itna kahna tha ki usne kas kar ek thappad mujhe jad diya, aur uske baki dost hasne lage.....
"kitni baar samjhaya ki eye contact mat kar...lekin tere gand me baat ghusti hee nahi...."
Khoon ka ghoot peekar maine apni aankhe neeche ki, aur jab sare seniors ne mujhe gher liya to main samajh gaya ki mere sath kuch bura hone wala hai kuch bahut hee bura....jiski maine kalpana tak nahi ki thi..........
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[The Immortal]

Humare bharat desh ke Sanvidhan ke kisi dhara ke kisi anuchhed me ye saaf kaha gaya hai ragging allow nahi hai par waha bike stand par sab kuch galat ho raha tha.....mujhse jaane kya dushmani thi ki wo hostel wala senior hath dho ke mere peechhe pada hua tha aur us waqt main waha bilkul akela tha....kuch der pahle Arun ne beech bachav karne ki koshish ki thi,lekin jab Arun ki rok tok se senior jyada pareshan ho gaye the to unhone ek thappad uske gaal par raseed kar use waha se chalta kiya aur mujhe apni bike par baitha kar waha se door college ground par le aaye.....
"bike se utrega BC ,ya utar kar feku..."
us waqt mujhe laga ki kash mere pass koyi super power ya kuch aisa hona chahiye tha jisse main inki band baza saku....lekin main ek normal student tha jisne first attempt me hee itna shandar college paya tha.......
"mujhe yaha kyun laye ho Sir..."bike se utar kar main bola....mere sawal karne se wo aur bhi bhadak jayenge ye main janta tha, lekin waha chup khada rah bhi to nahi sakta tha....isliye maine unse mujhe waha lane ka reason puchha aur jaise ki mera anuman tha mujhe jawab me ek thappad mila aur sath hee sath mere peeth par ek laat aur nateeza ye hua ki main seedhe ground par bikhar pada.....
"aisa to sabke sath hota hoga..."ye sochte hue main utha, aur apne chehre ki dhool saaf karne laga..
Ground college se thodi door me tha aur jab college laga ho to udhar ekka-dukka hee aate the, lekin us din jab main apne chehre par hath phhira kar dhool saaf kar raha tha to mujhe do-teen bike ki aawaz sunayi di jo samay beetne ke sath badhti gayi aur phhir wo bike ground me aakar khadi ho gayi, un bikes par ladkiya thi aur wo wahi chudail thi jo aksar college ke peechhe wale gate par khadi hokar galiya bakti thi.....
"7 saal se engg. Karne wale us gadhe ko bhi bula lo be, bas usi ki kami hai...."ye maine khud se kaha....ek normal padhne wala student jab aisi situation me fansta hai to wo aksar ghabraya hua hota hai aur kuch ka moot tak nikal jata hai,lekin main thoda ajeeb behaviour kar raha tha aur andar hee andar comedy kare ja raha tha......
"ye to wahi canteen wala hai.."ek aur bike aakar waha khadi ho gayi aur us bike par wahi 7 saal se engg. Karne wala Raavan sawar tha.....Varun bike se utra to dusare senior ne use ek cigarette di aur Sir kahkar use wish bhi kiya.......
"Good afternoon Sir..."irada to nahi tha lekin phhir bhi main Varun se bola, kya pata sala khush ho jaye aur mujhe bacha le....
"yaha kyun bulaya chhote..."usi hostel wale senior se Varun ne puchha ,jo mujhse na jaane kis janam ka badla le raha tha.....
"ye wahi ladka hai sir, jo bahut uchak raha tha...aaj pakad me aaya hai...."
"idhar aa..."Varun ne apni do ungaliyo se mujhe kareeb aane ka ishara kiya...
"name kya hai..."
"Arman.....First year....branch-Mechanical....."maine sab kuch ek baar me hee bata diya kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki uska agla sawal yahi hoga....
"ye to bada smart banda hai chhote...."
"kuch nahi Sir, aap dekho abhi iski smartness nikalta hu...."phhir us chhotu ne mujhe wahi baithne ke liye kaha....
"up...."jab main baitha tab usne kaha...
main khada ho gaya to usne phhir down bola....sali puri ijjat ki lagi padi thi, wo sab senior ladkiya apna pet pakad-pakad kar thahake laga rahi thi aur idhar uthak baithak karke meri saanse phhool rahi thi.....
"sabse bada chutiya hai ye....maine aaj tak isse bada ghonchu nahi dekha..."Vibha ne mujhe dekhte hue kaha,
mera pura sharir us waqt paseene se lathpath tha, paanv dard ka raha tha....aur isi beech wo situation aayi jab main kewal baith kar rah gaya....dobara uthne ki himmat hee nahi bachi thi....
"abey uth.....,"Varun ne Vibha ka hath pakad kar use apni taraf kheencha aur apne jute se waha dhool ko mere chehre par udata hua bola....
"ab....himmat......nahi hai.."jor-jor se saans lete hue maine jawab diya aur ek nazara dekha ki Varun aur Vibha ke honth ek dusare se jude hue the.....
"dekho sir, ye nahi uth raha..."
"abey uth..."Varun taav se bola"uth ja warna nanga karke daudaunga...."
"hath laga ke dekh teri maa chod dunga..."taav-taav me maine bol diya ,lekin uske agle pal jab mujhe khayal aaya ki maine kya bola hai to main kuch der ke liye shunya ho gaya aur samajh gaya ki meri zindagi ka sabse bura din aaj aane wala hai.....
"belt nikal, BC ko iski aukat dikhata hu..."Vibha ko door karke Varun mere pass aaya aur apne bade-bade mazboot hatho se mere jabdo ko pakadkar dabate hue apne dosto se bola"abey belt do..."
"Sir, chhodo use....mar jayega ye..."
"marne de "
"arey sir chhodo use..."baki seniors ne Varun ko mujhse door kiya aur phhir mere pass aaye...
"chal push up kar..."
"i can't..."
"tera baap bhi karega ,sale MC"Varun ki aawaz aayi,
unlogo ne maloom nahi kya plan banaya tha ki sabhi ne mujhe gher liya aur phhir push up karne ke liye kahne lage.....
"ek baat apne gand me thoos le ,yadi tu zara bhi ruka to wahi kheench kar ek laat sab marenge...chal ab shuru ho ja...."
wo log had paar kar rahe the aur main us waqt yahi soch raha tha ki kya main kal ka suraj dekh paunga ? Aur yadi main kal ka suraj dekhunga bhi to kis haal me ? us waqt mujhe ye bhi nahi maloom tha ki kal main college me rahunga
Ya kisi hospital me apne pure jism me patti bandhwa kar pada rahunga ?
maine push up karna shuru kar diya lekin tabhi kisi ne mere paint ka belt utarne ki koshish ki aur main wahi rook gaya aur khud ko zameen se sata diya....
"ye aap log...."main kah bhi nahi paya tha ki mere kamar par kaskar kayi laat ek sath pade , pura sharir dard se kanp utha aur aakhir me mere aankh se aansu nikle....dhool ke kad mere pure jism se chipke hue the,...jab ladko ke laato ki barish thami to un ladkiyo ne apni nok wali sandal se mere kamar par dastak ki aur wo pal aisa tha jise main aaj bhi nahi bhula sakta....us din na jaane kitne dino baad main roya tha........
"chal phhir shuru ho ja aur yaad rakhna ,is baar mat rukna...."
Maine rote hue apne hath zameen se tikaye aur phhir push up marne laga, is baar ek ladke ne apne hath se mere paint me lagi belt ko nikala aur paint ka button khol diya.....lekin main nahi ruka kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki rukne ka matlab phhir se wahi maar khana....pure sharir se betahasa paseena nikal raha tha jisse zameen par meri chhap bani hui thi.....jab main push up kar raha tha to usi waqt Vibha ne meri paint ko neeche khiska diya aur khilkhila ke hasne lagi.....
"rukna mat be..."
uske baad unhone mere kamar ke neeche ke saare kapde utar diye aur main thak haar kar wahi let kar rone laga....wo sab bahut der tak wahi khade haste rahe ,mujhe galiya dete rahe aur phhir jab unka man bhar gaya to wo waha se chale gaye........
Yadi ye sab college ke andar hota to shayad aaj wo sab jail me hote,lekin aisa nahi hua tha....aur college ke bahar jo kuch bhi hua uski responsibility college ki nahi hoti....main ground se uthkar apne hostel ki taraf chala, us waqt main andar se toot chuka tha...rote-rote aansu khatam ho gaye the, aankhe surkh laal thi.....
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