Romance 8TH SEMESTER ! (Completed)

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Update-180
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"tu Kahi Esha ko to phone nahi kar raha,....wo dekh uske mobile ka screen har thodi der baad lapp-lupp, lapp-lupp ho raha hai...."
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" kya bola be..."
"samne dekh to...."
"ek second...."maine call disconnect karke phhir se us unknown number par ghanti mari aur Esha ke screen ki light mere mobile se jate hue ring ke sath ,lapp-lupp hona shuru ho gayi....iske baad maine back to back 2-3 call kiye aur jo natiza mere samne aaya use dekhkar main chakkar bhi kha gaya aur bahut khush bhi hua...
main chakkar kyun kha gaya, ye to sabhi jante hai aur main bahut khush kyun hua, mere khayal se ye bhi batane ki jaroorat nahi hai ,lekin jaisa ki ladkiyo par mera bharosha naam-matra ka bhi nahi tha ,isliye mere shaq ki ungali sabse pahle Divya ke taraf gayi.....
"jaroor ye us baboochad R.Divya ki karamat hogi...warna meri Eshu janeman aisa kaise karegi... ,Divya...sali ,dayan...lekin yadi ye kaam Divya ka na hua to....phhir ? "
"beta ,jaroor kuchh lafda hone wala hai...main to shuru se hee kahta tha ki ye ladki kuchh thik nahi...pahle to tune meri baat nahi mani, ab bhugat..."
"tu ye bol to aise raha hai ,jaise tu bada samajhta hai ladkiyo ko...tabhi Divya ne gand dikha di..."
"are ho jata hai kabhi-kabhi...it's okay baby....aur waise bhi maine kam se kam Divya ka doodh to dabaya tune kya dabaya...."
"maine....maine...."sochte hue maine kaha"main aisa -waisa ladka nahi hoon..."
"mera lund hai tu...ab bhi maan ja, warna tu ek din aisa thukega, aisa thukega ki phhir dobara kabhi thukne ke layak nahi rahega...."
"janeman yahi to tum jaise chhote aadmi aur mujh jaise bade aadmi me fark hai ki tum khatro se ghabrate ho aur main khatro se khelta hoon..."
"tum dono ab shant ho jao,warna yahi par juta marunga...lawde ke balo...jab dekho laundiyo ki tarah ek-dusare se bhidte rahte ho..."mujhe aur Arun ko ek-ek ghusa jamakar Saurabh ne shant karaya....
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Jabse mujhe pata chala tha ki savere-savere mere mobile par call Esha ke hath me pakde mobile se aaya tha tabhi se main us call ke aane ki vajah ko lekar apni theory bana raha tha...jisme ek theory ye bhi shamil thi ki 'Esha ko mujhse pyar ho gaya hai.... '
Waise to mere bahut sare anuman the lekin sahi kaun sa anuman tha iska jawab sirf Esha de sakti thi...lekin auditorium me sabke samne usase is baare me baat karna mujhe kuchh jancha nahi isliye main waha se apne dosto ke sath bahar aaya aur waise bhi ab to anchoring ki practice me sath hee rahna hai ,isliye main jaldbazi kyun karu......
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humare recess yani lunch ka pura time Principal sir aur Chhatrapal ji kha gaye the aur idhar hum log bina kuchh khaye-piye wapas class me pahuche....humare class me kuchh log aise the jo apne ghar se tiffin late the ,jinme ladke-ladkiya dono shamil the....ab canteen jane ka time nahi tha aur next class badi important bhi thi ,isliye maine unhi kuchh logo par hamla karne ka socha,jo rojana apne sath apna lunch box late the...lekin yaha bhi ek dikkat thi ,wo ye ki laundo ki tiffin humare class me aate tak saaf ho chuki thi ,isliye maine ladkiyo par apna jaal feka...
ladkiya sach me badi bholi hoti hai,unse maine do-char achchhi baate kya kar li, unhone mujhe apna tiffin de diya, ye sochkar ki Arman se unki dosti ho gayi hai .lekin unhe ye pata nahi ki kal se main phhir unhe batti dene lagunga.....
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har hafte humari spoken english jaise hee ek, do ghante ki class laga karti thi, jiska title tha'Value Education...' last week VE ke class ke time main ghar me baitha rotiya tod raha tha isliye aaj ki VE ki class meri first class thi...
VE ke teacher Chhatrapal Ji the aur laundo ne bataya tha ki VE ki class wo ekdum friendly mood me lete hai....bole to Chhatrapal Singh humare liye ek teacher cum friend the.
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"yar mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai ki Chhatrapal Gurudev ne hume kuchh homework diya tha..."apna sar par jor dalte hue Arun bola...
"home work nahi hostel work bol..."
"haan...wahi samajh...."ek baar phhir apne dimag par jor dalte hue Arun ne kaha"mere khayal se koyi 2-3 topic diya tha unhone aur kaha tha ki next class me presentation dena hai..."
"tab to aaj mast bejjati hogi...maine to book khol kar bhi nahi dekha...."Saurabh thoda ghabrate hue bola aur gate ki taraf apni najar daudayi ki Chhatrapal sir aaye ya nahi....
"dar mat...koyi aisa ghisa-pita topic hee milega...kuchh bhi bak dena..."apni baanhe uthate hue main taav me kaha aur isi ke sath Chhatrapal ji ne class me entry mari....
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"maine kal kuchh topic diya tha...sorry mera matlab last class me maine kuchh topic diya tha , jispar sabko ek-ek karke yaha samne aakar presentation dena hai aur jo-jo first ,second, third aayega...use meri taraf se special prize milega....to shuru karte hai...."puri class ki taraf ek baar dekhkar unhone apni ungali Sulabh par atkayi aur bole"Sulabh aa jao aur iske baad Saurabh tum taiyar rahna..."
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Sulabh ne ekdum bhadakte hue full english me presentation diya aur wapas lautate waqt ek sher bhi maar diya aur yaha sala mujhe yahi samajh nahi aaya ki topic kya tha
Sulabh ke presentation ke baad Saurabh samne gaya lekin bina kuchh bole...jaise gaya tha,waise hee wapas aa gaya aur yahi kuchh haal Arun ka bhi hua aur ab agli baari meri thi.....
"shuru ho jao...5 minute hai tumhare paas...."Chhatrapal ne meri taraf dekhkar mujhe apna presentation shuru karne ke liye kaha....
"kis topic par presentation dena hai sir..."
"kis topic par presentation de sakte ho..."unhone puchha...
"koyi sa bhi topic de do..."jabarjast confidence ke sath maine kaha...
" 'Ethics in business are just a passing fad ?'...is par shuru ho jao..."
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"ye kaisa bhayankar topic hai jiska ek word bhi familiar nahi lagta...sale ne pura confidence hee down kar diya..."class me chal rahe fan ki taraf dekhte hue maine bahut socha, english ke words ko tod-marod kar kuchh samajhna chaha lekin mera dimag har baar out of syllabus chilla raha tha...
"sir koyi dusara topic nahi mil sakta kya..."raham bhari aankho se main Chhatrapal ki taraf dekha....
"koyi baat nahi...dusara topic choose kar lo..."
"dusara topic boliye..."
" 'Capitalism is very flawed system but the others are much worse ?'....is par shuru ho jao..."
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Presentation ka dusara topic sunkar abki mera haal pahle se bhi badtar ho gaya kyunki Chhatrapal Singh dwara pura topic bolne se pahle hee mere 1400 gm ke dimag ne 'Out of syllabus' ki bell baja di aur maine turant na me apni gardan hilayi....
"kya hua ,teesara topic chahiye..."
"yes sir..."
"phhir ye lo teesara topic
'Should the public sector be privatized ' "
"sir, darasal baat ye hai ki main last week ki class me absent tha..."teesere topic ko sunkar maine turant kaha"next class me pakka "
"very good...aise karoge anchoring..."
"aapke topics hee kuchh jyada khatarnak the...mujhe laga ki koyi general sa topic milega...warna main prepared hokar aata..."
"tumhe kya laga ki main yaha facebook vs. Twitter...advantage and disadvantage of facebook....jaise behad hee bakwas topic pe discussion karwaunga...bade bhai, it's value eduction which is related to our economics....is subject ko dhyan se padh lo beta, zindagi sudhar jayegi...chalo jao "
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Chhatrapal Ji ke shabdo ke teer se ghayal hua main apni jagah par pahucha aur udas hokar baith gaya, lekin jaise-jaise karyakram aage badhta gaya waha mere jaise 10-12 ladke aur nikal gaye...isliye class ke khatm hote tak Chhatrapal singh ke shabd roopi baado ke zakhm bhar gaye aur main khushi-khushi chhutti hone ke baad bahar nikla.....
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"yar ye autonomous ka matlab to abhi tak pata nahi chala....."college se nikalte waqt Saurabh ne notice board me nazar marte hue kaha aur wahi rook kar Autonomous ka matlab dekhne laga...
" Autonomous ka matlab ab exam ke paper humare hee college me banenge, answer sheet bhi yahi check hogi humare baklund teacher ke hatho...ab chal..."Saurabh ka collar pakad kar maine use kheechte hue kaha"tu ek kaam kar Saurabh...Arun ko lekar chup chap hostel nikal...main teri bhabhi se baat karke aata hoon...."
"to jana , Arun se kyun dar raha hai..."
"abey wo ek number ka jhatu hai,yadi maine use ye baat batayi to bolega ki wo bhi mere sath jayega...isliye usko lekar tum jao, hum thodi der me aao...."
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Saurabh ekdum gau tha aur aise mauko par wo mere bahut kaam aata tha...us din Saurabh,Arun ko bahla-fuslakar mere bina hostel le gaya...lekin mujhe maloom hai ki Arun ne kam se kam char baar to jaroor puchha hoga ki 'Arman kaha marwa raha hai'
Kya yaraana hai humara
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Saurabh ko Arun ke sath bhejkar main seedhe parking me pahucha, jaha is waqt bahut bheed thi . Us bheed me mere class ke kayi launde the aur unhi me se maine ek ka mobile lekar Esha ke aane ka intezaar karne laga....
Esha parking place me akele aayi kyunki Divya ke driver ne use parking se bahar hee pick up kar liya tha aur yahi mere liye Esha se baat karne ka ek sunahara mauka tha....Esha ko car ki taraf badhte dekh maine ek baar phhir us unknown number ko apne dost ke mobile se dial kiya...
"hello...kaun..."car se thodi door rook kar Esha ne apne driver ko 5 minute rukne ka ishara kiya aur mujhe boli"who are you..."
"kabhi socha nahi tha ki aap jaisi ijjatdar ladki mujhe savere-savere call karke pareshan karegi..."
"aap kaun..."
"aaj subah hee ki baat hai...yaddasht achchhi ho to flashback me jakar yaad karo ki aaj subah kise phone kiya tha..."
"Arman..."ghabrate hue Esha parking ki bheed me idhar-udhar dekhne lagi aur tabhich maine hawa me apna hath uthkar uska dhyan apni taraf kheencha.....
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nice update ..vibha bhi college chhodkar chali gayi aur armaan usko last time milne bhi nahi gaya .

aur ye esha ke phone se kisne call kiya tha aur kyu ..

 

[Yug Purush]

nice update ..angelina ne sidha chaku hi maar diya tha armaan ko ..par jaate waqt usse mil bhi nahi paaya.....

esha ka behaviour jab armaan khana dene gaya tha tab badal gaya ,kya wo aisa kisike darr se kar rahi thi ..

ab arun bhi nagpur se chala gaya ,,,7 din ki dosti ,,waise dosto ke dur jaane se dukh hota hai har kisiko ..

par wo kahani sunne ke liye ruka nahi ..

Bhai usne toh jiya hai is kahani ko

 

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Chapter-50:Horrible Birthday
Update-190
Mere college me ya phhir kahe ki sabhi college me launde sirf teen hee chiz aisi hai jisase sabse jyada ghabrate hai...pahla exam ke dino me ,dusara jis din exam ka result aane wala hota hai aur teesara tab jab unka birthday hota hai....humari chhoti si toli me jiska bhi birthday hota uske liye bahut bada cake to laya jaata tha lekin phhir birthday boy ko thok-thok kar cake ka sara paisa wasool bhi kar liya jata tha. Jiska birthday hota tha usko sab milkar sale aise marte jaise janmo janam ki dushmani ka badla le rahe ho...10, 15 ,20 kitne bhi launde ho ,wo sab ek sath birthday boy ke upar toot padte aur pichhwade ko maar-maar kar aise suza dete the ki jaise kisi ne nanga karke pichhwade me ghanto hunter barsaye ho....iske baad na to baithte banta tha aur na hee sote...phhir koyi pichhwade par hath bhi rakh le to aisa dard hota jaise kisi ne dhardar chaku ghusa diya ho....
waise to sab khushi me marte the lekin kuchh launde ,jinko khane ke liye cake nahi milta tha,wo phhir birthday boy ko khunnas me marte the....birthday ke din thukayi ka prakop to itna tha ki college me kayi launde apne fb account se birthday hide kare hue the...
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Saamne board par 'Happy Birthday Arman...'likha dekh meri saanse ulti chalne lagi...kyunki mere dimag ne turant aage hone wali thukayi ka ek drishya mujhe dikha diya tha...
Mere class me ghuste hee launde mujhe gale lagakar birthday wish karne lage to wahi ladkiya meri taraf apna hath badhakar mujhe'happy birthday' bolne lagi...lekin apun ne apne class ki laundiyo se hath milana to door, thanks tak nahi kaha ,are thanks kahna to door main unko palatkar dekha tak nahi ,warna sali lunch time pe fudak-kar mere saamne khadi ho jayegi aur party-party ki guhar marne lagegi
Ladkiyo ko maine jis tarah ignore kiya uske thik ulta laundo se gale milkar 'thanks yar...thanks bhai' kaha.
mujhe birthday wish karte hue jo mujhe mazbooti se,jakad kar gale lagata(for ex. Arun, Saurabh, Sulabh) ,main uski taraf dayadrishti se dekhta tha kyunki yahi wo launde the,jo mujhe thokne wale the....bole to jo jitni mazbooti ke sath mujhe gale lagata ,wo baad me utni hee mazboot laat mere pichhwade me marne wala tha.....
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"aaj to beta main nukile jute pahan kar aaya hua hoon...tera khoon kar dunga..."mere baithte hee Arun ne daant dikhate hue mujhe dusari baar happy birthday kaha....
"main to lohe ke rod se pelunga beta isliye gand me me tel-malish pahle se kiye rahna..."Arun ke sur me sur milate hue Saurabh ne bhi mere dil ki dhadkane badha di...
lekin mere dil ki dhadkane badhkar rukne ko tab hui ,jab Sulabh ne mujhse kaha ki wo aaj raat , january ke thand se kadakte mahine me ek balti pani mere upar daal dega....."
"tum logo ne mujhe marne ke liye apne ye jo alag-alag expection bana kar rakhe ho na, usko wapas wahi daal lo,jaha se nikale ho....pichhale teen saalo me to mera kuchh ukhad nahi paye aur abki baar bhi main koyi na koyi jugat laga kar bach hee jaunga...."
"are laand mera bachega...tu dekh aaj raat ko...aur beta mafi maang ,warna hostel ki chhat se seedhe neeche fekunga..."Saurabh ne kaha...
"chal be...dekh lunga tujhe..."
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Us din canteen me laundo ne pel ke meri jeb khali karwayi, fale apne paise se jitna wo canteen me hafte bhar me khate the, utna wo us ek din me kha gaye....aur jab bill pay karne ki bari aayi to meri aankho ke saamne andhera chhane laga...sabke saamne meri bezzati na ho ,isliye main uthkar counter ke paas gaya aur counter me baithe hue aadmi se baad me bill dene ki request ki...
"aise thode hee chalta hai bhaiya ki jeb me maal nahi aur pet bharkar chal diye....kal,parso, narso,sarso...kuchh nahi, bill to aaj hee dena padega,wo bhi abhi..."
"maan ja yar, kal de dunga..."
"paise do nahi to complain karunga..."
"ek baat batau, main jeb me paise lekar nahi chalta...tu kahe to check sign karke de deta hoon...bank se jakar nikal lena..."
"apne ko to cash chahiye..."
"wo to nahi hai...phhir ek aur kaam kar atm swap kar le..."wallet se atm nikalte hue maine kaha...jabki mujhe maloom tha ki atm swap karne wali machine canteen me nahi hai....
"ye sab bakheda tum apne paas hee rakho,apne ko to cash chahiye..."
"chus le mera phhir...kal lena paise..."
Canteen wala jaise-taise maan to gaya lekin use manane me mujhe aadha ghanta lag gaya...mere dost kha-peekar class ki taraf chale gaye aur unke jaane ke baad main ek dusari table par baithkar gahri chinta me dooba hua tha ki inke paise kaha se aayenge, abhi to sala raat me hostel wale daru piyenge...wo alag...jee to karta hai ki do-teen din ke liye kahi bhaag jaun,fala sara lafda hee khatam
"oye...do ras-malayi bhej idhar..."gahri chinta se ubarne ke liye maine order diya"sala ye birthday...birthday na hokar ,ek aafat ho gayi hai...inke birthday aane do, BC 5000 ka to main akele nasta karunga aur 10,000 ka daru piyunga, phhir lawde dusari baar se party lena bhool jayenge...."
"chammach kya papaji lakar denge, ja bhagkar chammach lekar aa..."Canteen me kaam karne wale launde ko maine hadkaya, jab wo bina chammach ke do ras-malayi meri table par rakhkar chala gaya...
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ras-malayi ka raspaan karne ke baad jaise mujhe thoda sukoon mila aur maine ek jordar angadayi maarkar jamhayi li to mujhe Aradhna canteen me apne saheliyo ke sath baithi hui dikhayi di....Aradhna ko maine kal Esha ke karan dhamkaya tha,lekin aaj jab Esha se baat-chit shuru ho gayi to maine socha ki isase bhi baatchit shuru kar hee lete hai,waise bhi galti iski nahi thi....isliye maine Aradhna ko do ungaliyo se ishara karke apne paas bulaya...mere bulane par Aradhna to waha aayi hee sath me uski saheliya bhi usi ke sath waha aa gayi...ab sabke saamne Aradhna se waisi baat karna jaisi baat main karne wala tha, wo main karta to mere aham ke liye ye dharm sankat hota, isliye maine hadka kar Aradhna ki saheliyo ko waha se bhagaya aur Aradhna ko apne paas baithne ke liye bola....
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"dekh...ye gaal fulakar mat baith,main kal thoda upset tha ,isliye tujhpe baras pada tha..."Esha ne jo subah auditorium me mujhe kaha tha, wahi maine Aradhna ko chipka diya....
"iska matlab aap mujhe sorry bol rahe ho "
"sorry maine kab kaha ...wo to main explain kar raha tha ki main tujhpar kal kyun bhadka tha...ab fut yaha se..."
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Us din jab main canteen ke bill aur raat ko hostel me hone wale kharche ko lekar pareshaan tha tabhi kuchh aisa hua,jisne mujhe apaar khushi di aur wo apaar khushi mujhe Esha ke messeges ke karan hui thi....bole to usne apun ko messege bhejkar birthday wish kiya tha....
"Arun...muh me lund lega to ek khushi ki baat batata hoon..."Esha ka messege padhne ke baad chalti hui class ke beech me maine Arun se kaha...
"bose dk ,dheere bol...warna ye chhatrapal tere muh me lund dega..."mere pet me ek mukka marte hue Arun bola"aur tu khush kyun ho raha hai..."
"ye dekh...teri bhabhi ne mujhe birth day wish kiya hai..."mobile desk par rakhkar maine Arun ko Esha ka messege dikhaya...
" tu lawde khush to aise ho raha hai,jaise usne i love you likhkar bheja ho..."
"beta tu samajh nahi raha hai...aaj usne mujhe birthday wish kiya, phhir dheere-dheere karke good night, good morning ke messege karegi aur phhir ek din aisich wo 'i love you' ka messege bhi mujhe tapka degi...i know.."
"laad mera know...i love you, ka messege bhejane ke liye...Gautam zinda hai abhi...uske bachpan ka pyaaaaaaaar...."
"muh band kar sale...aur tu yadi ladkiyo ke baare me itna hee janta to Divya se gand thodi hee marwata...beta dekh lena, wo ek na ek din i love you jaroor bolegi...kyunki maine filmo me dekha hai ki aksar ladkiya apne bachpan ke dost se set to hoti hai,lekin college me unhe kisi dusare ladke se sachcha pyar ho jata hai..."
"dekh lena tu...Esha ke naam par chudega ,phhir mat bolna ki maine tujhe aagaah nahi kiya tha..."
"muh band kar be lodu, tujh jaisa chhota aadmi aisi chhoti hee baat karega...sale kabhi to kuchh achchha bola kar..."kahte hue maine apna chehra Arun ki taraf se ferkar board ki taraf kar liya....
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us din Esha ne do aur messege kiye, jinme se ek me usne likha ki' sorry,mujhe tumhe birthday wish nahi karna chahiye tha' aur dusare me likha ki' kya tum mujhse parking me miloge...'
"badi ajeeb ladki hai yar...kahi iska dimag stak to nahi gaya, na jaane kya-kya sochate rahti hai...."Esha ke messeges padhne ke baad maine kaha....
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nice update ..ab armaan ka birthday hai to sab usko achche se lootnewale hai .
aur ye esha ne message kiya happy birthday ka ..armaan ka dil khush ho gaya ..
par baad me 2 aur message aur parking me milna kuch gadbad to nahi ..

 

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Update-191

"badi ajeeb ladki hai yar...kahi iska dimag stak to nahi gaya, na jaane kya-kya sochate rahti hai...."Esha ke messeges padhne ke baad maine kaha....
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Us din Esha ne jab khud mujhe parking me milne ke liye kaha to mere man me ek khayal kaudha ki 'ye sala college ka parking hai ya humara lover point '
Esha se is semester me main jitni baar parking me mila tha ,utna to main pichhale char saal me shayad usase mila bhi nahi hounga aur aaj phhir mujhe apne lover point me apne lover se milne jaana tha....
Us din mujhse bahut badi galti hui thi aur wo ye ki na jaane kaise Esha se parking me milne wali baat ko main bhool gaya...dosti-yari..hansi-mazaak me college ke last period tak aate-aate tak to jaise main ye bhool hee chuka tha ki mujhe Esha se milna bhi hai ,upar se class ke launde ne puri class me ye khabar bhi faila di ki 'The Dark Knight Rises' hd print me aa chuki hai,isliye class khatm hone ke baad hum jin-jin laundo ko Rises download karni thi...wo New IT building ya phhir Library ki taraf aur unme se ek main bhi tha.....Arun ko Batman kuchh khas pasand nahi tha,isliye wo Saurabh ke sath seedhe hostel ki taraf ho liya aur main, Sulabh ke sath Library me jaa pahucha....Library raat ke 10 baje tak khuli rahti thi lekin college ke baad waha ekka-dukka student hee dikhte the...isliye downloading speed bhi pel ke aati thi...
College ke baad Library ke sunsan hone ki vajah ye thi ki Girls hostel me already wifi laga hua tha aur laundo ko jo download karna hota tha ,wo din me hee class bunk karke download kar lete the....
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"Fala pahle humare hostel me bhi wifi chalta tha lekin is sale taklu principal ne baad me wifi hatwa diya...warna college ke baad yaha aane ki jaroorat nahi hoti ..."Dark Knight Rises ,ko downloading me lagakar maine sulabh se kaha,is baat se anjaan ki Esha udhar parking me mera intezaar kar rahi hai...
"so to hai...oye BC"
"aise pavitra shabd nikalne ki koyi vajah...bakchod Library me to gali mat diya kar...warna abhi wo Library ka incharge insult karke bhaga dega to kya izzat rah jayegi teri..."
"hona kya hai...yadi usne aisa kiya to us lawde ki laundiya ko chhodunga nahi....tune dekha hai use ,kaise marwa-marwa ka gol-gappa hue jaa rahi hai...aur main chauka isliye kyunki wo tere hostel wala kallu sharma ko chashma lag gaya hai, wo dekh sala idharich hee aa raha hai..."
"ajeeb hai yar..."kallu ko apni taraf aata dekh maine thodi unchi aawaz me kaha, taki kallu bhi sun sake...main bola"kaise-kaise laundo ko chashma lag jata hai yar, sale abhi tak first year clear nahi hai aur chashma lagakar padhaku ki aaulad bankar ghoom raha hai...."
"bol to aise raha hai jaise tu college ka topper ho..."hum dono ke paas baithte hue kallu ne kaha.."aur maine first year ki sari back last year me hee clear kar li thi...ab sirf 5th sem. ke 3 aur 6th sem. ke 4 hai...inhi back ko clear karne ke liye din raat padhayi karta hoon,isiliye chashma laga hai..."
"beta ye padhayi karne ke karan chashma nahi laga hai, ye to 3GP quality me bf dekh-dekh kar hilane ka natizaa hai...abey kaliye khud ko dekh aur mujhe dekh...kitna badsurat dikhta hai tu..."
"badsurat bhale hee hoon,lekin laundiya pata kar baitha hoon...teri tarah randwa to nahi hoon..."
"MC..."kallu ka sar pakad kar maine library ki table me patak diya aur bola"aaukat se bahar bolta hai...beta main laundiyo ko bhaav nahi nahi deta,warna laundiya ki to main nadiya baha sakta hoon...fb par 1332 ladkiyo ki friend request pending padi hai abhi...baat karta hai..."apni shekhi jhadte hue maine kaha...
"bol na ki gay hai...aur tera lund khada nahi hota..."
"phhir aaukat se bahar bola tune lawde..."ek baar phhir maine kaliye ka sar pakda aur pahle ki tarah table par de mara...
"beta,mujhpar gussa utarne se kuchh nahi hoga...tu randwa tha ,randwa hai aur randwa rahega..."bolkar kallu waha se utha aur library se bhaag khada hua....
Kallu ki baat sunkar mera rom-rom blast furnace me jalne laga...main kallu ko marne ke liye uske peechhe bhaga...lekin tabhi Sulabh ne 'downloading fail ho jayegi' ki guhar maarkar mujhe rok diya, warna kallu to aaj mere hatho shahid hee hone wala tha jaise-taise main apmaan ka ghoot peekar baith to gaya, lekin Sulabh ke saamne apni bezzati se main thoda nirash aur pareshan tha kyunki kal college me Sulabh yahi baat pure laundo ko batane wala tha aur to aur mujhse ye kahte bhi nahi ban raha tha ki 'dekh yar...ye baat kisi aur ko mat batana...'
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jab dark knight rises download hui to hum dono library se nikal kar bahar aaye...hum dono parking ke paas se bhi gujare,lekin tab bhi mujhe ye yaad nahi aaya ki Esha ne mujhe parking me milne ke liye bulaya tha kyunki mere dil-o-dimag me to kaliya ke wo shabd ghoom rahe the,jo usne mujhse library me kahe the....
"Sulabh...sun to.."
"bol.."
"yadi maine teen hafte ke andar is kallu ki bahan ko patakar nahi choda to tu mera lund kaat dena...lekin tab tak aaj library wali baat kisi ko mat batana...."
"rahne de,tujhe ye kallu ki bahan ko chodne wali partiqya lene ki koyi jaroorat nahi hai...main waise bhi kisi ko nahi bataunga, befikar rah..."
"kamaan se nikla teer..muh se nikla shabd...lund se nikla moot...gand se nikla ***...jis tarah wapas nahi hote,usi tarah Arman ki pratiqya kabhi wapas nahi ho sakti... "
"yadi aisa hee hai to phhir kha kasam Albert Einstein ki...lekin mujhe lagta nahi ki tu ye kar payega..."
"ab to Einstein chacha ki kasam le li hai, izzat to rakhni hee padegi...bole to ab Aradhna darling teen hafto ke andar chud kar hee rahegi..."
Uske baad Sulabh ne apna rasta naapa aur maine hostel ka raasta naapa...
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Us din mera birthday tha...lekin dusare jaha chahte hai ki unke birthday ke din sab use wish kare...wahi main chahta tha ki kisi ko mera birthday maloom tak na chale....iski koyi khaas vajah to nahi thi bas vajah yahi thi ki birthday ke din jaanwaro ki tarah padne wali maar se main bahut ghabrata tha. Lekin ab to jung ka bigul baj chuka tha aur launde apne-apne birthday ke din mere dwara hui thukayi ka badla lene ke liye hostel me taiyaar khade the ki ,kab main hostel ke andar ghusu aur wo meri thukayi shuru kare....
8th Semester me manaya gaya mera birthday kayi karano se mere liye yaadgar sabit hua...
pahla karan ye ki Esha ne pyar se mujhe auditorium me chocolate gift kiya, jise maine lene se inkaar kar diya
Dusara karan ye ki zindagi me pahli baar Esha ne mera intezaar kiya aur main usase milne nahi gaya
teesara karan jo mere birthday ko yaadgar banane ke peechhe tha,wo ye ki maine usi din Aradhna ko chodne ki pratiqya ki thi...
Aur chautha karan ye tha ki zindagi me pahli baar main jail gaya ,wo bhi tab jab humare district ka S.P. hee mere khilaf ho...
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nice update ..movie download karne ke chakkar me esha se milna bhul gaya ..aur kallu ne achchi beijjati ki armaan ki ..
aur lagta nahi aradhna ko chodne ki pratigya puri kar payega .

ab dekhte hai jail kyu jaana pada ..

 

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Update-192
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Aur chautha karan ye tha ki zindagi me pahli baar main jail gaya ,wo bhi tab jab humare district ka S.P. hee mere khilaf ho...
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Yadi Main chahta to pichhale teen saal ki tarah is saal bhi birthday ke din maar khane se bach sakta tha ,lekin abki baar maine khud hee maar khane ka socha...kyunki ye college me mera aakhiri saal tha isliye main college me banaye gaye apne aakhiri birthday ko yaadgar banana chahta tha...phhir bhale hee wo yaadgar pal meri thukayi se hee kyun na judi ho....
main haste-muskurate hue hostel ke andar ghusa to jin laundo ne mujhe pahle dekha wo gala fadkar mera naam chillane lage ki'sab jaldi aa jao be, Arman aa gaya hai...'
uske baad fourth year ke ladko ne mujhe uthaya aur mere room me lejakar mujhe band kar diya...un logo ko shayad ye dar tha ki main kahi bhag na jaun, lekin unhe kya pata ki bakra khud bali chadhne aaya tha....
mujhe room me band karne ke taqriban 10 minute baad ladko ne gate khola aur gate khulne ke kuchh hee seconds ke baad Arun ne mera hath pakadkar Saurabh ko pair pakad kar uthane ke liye kaha....
"maaro fale ko, pure chaar saal ki kasar nikal dena..."
Iske baad jo maar mujhe padi, wo sali ab tak mujhe yaad hai...bahut der tak fourth year ke ladke meri dhulayi karte rahe aur juniors waha khade hokar maja le rahe the...iske baad un logo ne mujhe mere bistar par lejakar patak diya aur Arun,Saurabh ko bhi baki ladko ne pelne ke liye utha liya...
"abey oyyyeee...mujhe kyun maar rahe ho be...mera birthday thodi hai..."jab laundo ne Arun ka hath-pair pakad kar uthaya to Arun ki gand fat gayi aur wo bola...
"tum dono Arman ke room partner ho, laat to tum dono bhi khaoge...dekh kya rahe ho be, maro lawdo ko...."fourth year ke jhund me se kisi ne kaha aur phhir Arun ,Saurabh ke pichhwade ko laal karke unhe bhi meri tarah unke-unke bistar par fek diya gaya.....fale bina matlab ke chud gaye
"kasam se ,yadi mujhe maloom hota ki tere room partner hone ke karan main bhi laat khaunga to main first semester me hee room change kar leta...salo ne maar-maar ke pichhwada suja diya..."dard se karahte hue Saurabh bola"waise Arman tere takiye ke neeche tera gift hai...dekh to..."
"gift "maine badi ummid ke sath apna takiya uthaya lekin mere armano par pani tab phhira jab maine dekha ki waha siway condom ke kuchh nahi tha...
"bose dk ,ye condom ko gift kahta hai tu... dikha di na tune apni aaukat...kam se kam 32 gb ka pen drive to diya hota ,bakchod..tere muh me Arun ka lund... "
"abey Arman, mera gift dekhne ke liye dayi taraf palat aur bistar utha kar dekh...."
Abki baar Badi ummid se main dayi taraf palta aur bistar ke neeche dekha to waha daru ka ek quarter rakha hua tha....
"are gajab...sari tabiyat khush ho gayi...lekin bumper deta to main aur jyada khush hota, khair koyi baat nahi isase kaam chala lunga..."
quarter nikalkar maine fatak se apne liye peg banaye aur dard kam karne ke liye ek ke baad ek 2 peg pee gaya.....
"aaahhhh....tum dono koyi vardan mango be mujhse, main bhagwan hoon "
"aaj raat ko bar me party de phhir..."
"tathastu..."bolte maine phhir ek peg chadhaya aur cigarette sulga kar bistar par wapas letkar Jagjit Singh ka gazal gaane laga...
" Ye daulat bhi le lo, ye shoharat bhi le lo
Bhale chheen lo mujhse meri javaani.
Magar mujhako lautaa do bachapan ka saavan,
Vo kaagaz ki kashtii, vo baarish ka paani. "
RUM ke nashe me Jagjit Singh ke gazal ne mujhe kuchh aisa rama diya ki main phhir se utha aur ek peg maarkar wapas bistar par ludhak kar gazal gaane laga...
" Muhalle ki sabse nishaani puraani,
Vo budhiyaa jise bachche kahate the naani.
Vo naani ki baaton mein pariyon kaa deraa
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Vo chehare ki jhuriryon mein sadiyon kaa pheraa. "
"waise Arman, kuchh ladko ke muh se suna ki anchoring me tere sath Esha hai...."gazal ke sur aur mere sur me besura raag gholte hue Arun ne apni taang adayi...lekin usne Esha ka name liya to main rum ke nashe aur Jagjit Saab ke gazal me aur ram gaya...
maine Arun ke sawal ka jawab diye bina gazal ki aage ki panktiyo ko aage badhaya....
" Bhulaye nahi bhool sakata hai koyi,
Vo chhoti si raaten vo lambi kahaani.
Kadi dhoop me apane ghar se nikalana,
Vo chidiyaa, vo bulabul,vo titali pakadana. "
"abey tune jawab nahi diya...chadh gayi kya..."
"thodi der chup nahi rah sakta bakchod...kitna aanand aa raha tha, sale ek to tu khud besura ,upar se teri aawaz besuri..."
"wo sab to thik hai...lekin pahle ye bata ki jo maine suna wo sahi hai kya..."
"shat pratishan sahi hai....Esha apun ke group me hee hai..."
Iske baad Arun kuchh nahi bola aur maine muh jubaani yaad Jagjit Singh ki wo gazal puri ki....Raat ko karib 8 baje, hum teeno apne plan ke mutabiq chup-chap hostel se bar jaane ke liye nikle...lekin hostel ke bahar laundo ne mujhe pakad liya aur party dene ke liye kahne lage....
"abey tumhi logo ke liye daru lene jaa raha hoon,tum sab andar taiyar baithna...main aadhe ghante me daru lekar aata hoon..."bahana banate hue main bola...
"itna saj-dhaj kar daru lene jaa rahe ho be tum teeno... "jis ladke ne hume hostel ke bahar pakda tha, usne meri ore dekhkar puchha...
"beta bhai..hamesha kapde wapde pahankar tip-top rahta hai,kya pata kab koyi ladki mil jaye...tu hostel ke andar jaakar sabko bol de ki koyi khana na khaye...main aadhe khante me sabke liye daru aur khana lekar aata hoon..."
"yeeeesss...aaj to phhir maza aa jayega..."wo ladka khushi ke mare waha se kudata hua hostel ke andar gaya aur main Arun,Saurabh ,Pandey ji ke sath bar ke liye nikal pada....
city se maine Naveen aur Sulabh ko bhi pakda aur jordar party karne ke irade se bar ki taraf badhe lekin hume kya pata tha ki bar ki taraf jaane wala rasta hume bar nahi balki jail pahuchane wala tha......
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nice update ..armaan ke saath arun aur saurabh ki bhi thukaai ho gayi ..gajal mast tha ..
ab sabko jhoothi tasalli dekar bar me jaa rahe hai dekhte hai aisa kya hua jo jail jaana pada ..

 

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Update-193
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city se maine Naveen aur Sulabh ko bhi pakda aur jordar party karne ke irade se bar ki taraf badhe lekin hume kya pata tha ki bar ki taraf jaane wala rasta hume bar nahi balki jail pahuchane wala tha......
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Bar jaate waqt maine man hee man me ek budget bana liya tha ki itne rupaye se aage kharch nahi karna hai...lekin bar me daru aur ladkiyo ke beech mera sara budget gadbada gaya....humne pel ke daru ki botale khali ki aur cigarette se apna kaleja jalaya. Hum log nashe me itne tunn ho gaye the ki ek dusare tak ko nahi pahchan rahe the.....
"tu kaun hai be lawde aur mere peechhe-peechhe dum hilate kyun aa raha hai....bhikhari hai kya..."bar se nikalte waqt jab maine peechhe Arun ko aate hue dekha to usase bola...
"main....main hoon Samrat Arunoday...lekin mere rajya ke log prem se mujhe Arun kahte hai..."
"tu mujhe jaana pahchana kyun lag raha hai be...pakka tune mera lund muh me liya hoga ek-do baar...hat saamne se..."Arun ke peechhe se aate hue Saurabh ne Arun ko dhakka dekar neeche zameen par gira diya aur mere paas aakar aasman ki taraf dekhne laga....phhir apna sar khujate hue bola"sala ,meri helicopter kaha gaya, kuchh der pahle to yahi park kiya tha...pata nahi kaha gaya, kal hee to khareeda tha..."
mere ,Arun aur Saurabh ke baad Pandey ji bar se bahar nikle aur hum teeno ko dekhte hee chillaye...
"doodh mangoge to kheer denge...
kashmir mangoge to cheer denge...
maa tujhe salaam.....sainiko kaid kar lo in deshdrohiyo ko....
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"abey chup be pandey,..."uske sar par ek mukka marte hue Sulabh ne kaha..."ye kya chutiyapa laga rakha hai be tum charo ne...ek khud ko Samrat kahta hai, dusare ka helicopter nahi mil raha aur tu Pakistan se jung lad raha hai...BC ,yadi mujhe maloom hota ki tum charo itna bada lafda karoge to main aata hee nahi....Naveen , ye jo bike lekar aaye hai use tu chala aur apni bike ki chabhi mujhe de...inke bharose raha to aaj swarg ke darshan ho jayenge..."
Sulabh aur Naveen hume bike par bithakar room ki taraf chal pade...aadhi raat hone ke karan puri sadake sunsan thi,bas beech-beech me koyi bike ya car humare paas se gujar rahi thi...Naveen ke room ki taraf jaate waqt meri bagal se ek car gujari to maine Naveen ko bike tez karne ke liye kaha....
"kya hua be..."
"abey speed badha...us car wale ko main jaanta hoon..."
"thik hai phhir...lekin zara sambhal kar baat karna..."
"apne baap ko mat sikha ki kaise baat karni hai...bas jab ishara karu to bike ki speed aur tez kar dena..."
Naveen ne bike ki speed badhayi aur hume overtake karke aage badh chuki car ke thik bagal me bike chalane laga....Car ke sabhi window band thi isliye maine hath se ishara karke car ki window kholne ke liye kaha....
pahle to car wale ne meri baat bahut der tak taal di lekin phhir usne car ki window khol hee di aur mere taraf sawaliya nigaah se dekhane laga.....
"kya uncle...ekdum maze me ya koyi pareshani hai..."
"i'm fine..who are you..."
"wo sab hatao aur ye batao ki car aapki hai..."
"haan..."
Iske baad main jo bolne wala tha use sochkar hee main hasne laga aur phhir haste hue bola"Car dekhkar maza nahi aaya chacha jaan, bahut sasti lag rahi hai....mujhe to yahi car free me mil rahi thi,lekin maine itani chhoti car lene se mana kar diya, aap chodu ban gaye..... "
"abey ye kya bak raha hai...sathiya gaya hai kya..."Naveen ne turant bike ki speed badha di aue car wale ko bahut peechhe chhod diya......
"Arman, ab main tere sath kabhi bhi ,kahi bhi nahi jaunga...free-fokat me lafde karne ka tujhe bada shauk hai...kash ki main tere sath first year me na baitha hota, lekin meri hee mati mari gayi thi...."
"beta tera level hee nahi hai mere sath rahne ka...main khud aaj ke baad tere sath nahi aaunga...aaj ke baad kya, abhi, isi waqt main tujhse dosti todta hoon, bike rok...."
"chal be,..."
"rok bike,warna main kood jaunga..."
"chup chap baitha rah, warna mere hatho peetega tu Arman..."
"tu bike rokta hai ya main kood jaun...."
"abey kudna mat...."Naveen chillakar bola"main bike rokta hoon, lekin tu please yar, kudna mat..."
"ab aaya na line par..."
Naveen ne sadak ke kinare bike roki aur mujhse ek ke baad ek sawal karne laga, jaise ki 'maine bike kyun rukwayi'...'mera aage kya karne ka plan hai' wagerah-wagerah....lekin maine use kuchh nahi kaha aur uske har sawal ke baad use shant rahne ka ishara karta tha....
ye silsila tab tak chalta raha,jab tak ki Sulabh bhi humare paas nahi aa gaya....
"kya hua Naveen, tune bike kyun rok di..."Sulabh ne Naveen se puchha...lekin Naveen kuchh kahta ,uske pahle hee maine Saurabh, Arun ko pakadkar bike se utarne ke liye kaha....
"kya hua...kuchh batata kyun nahi..."abki baar Sulabh ne gala phhadkar Naveen se puchha...
"pata nahi, Arman ne kaha ki bike rok...isliye maine rok diya..."
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"aa jao be..."Naveen ki par baithkar maine Arun,Saurabh aur pandey ji ko peechhe baithne ke liye kaha...
"ye...ye kya kar raha hai..."
Bike ke saamne Naveen turant khada ho gaya aur mujhe rokne ki koshish karne laga.....
"General, aap aagya de, main abhi isko maut ke ghat utar dunga..."Pandey ji ne kaha....Pandey ji ke dimag me jung ka junoon abhi tak sawar tha...
Maine kuchh kahne ki apeksha kuchh karne ka plan kiya aur bike start karke jabardast speed ke sath Naveen ke side se nikal liya.....
Jb Bike chalate waqt mujhe neend aane lagi to maine hostel ki taraf jaane wale highway ke kinare bike khadi ki aur pandey ji ko bike chalane ke liye kaha.....Pandey ji ke sar par to abhi jung ka junoon sawar tha, wo bhala na kyun karte...Pandey ji bike ki kamaan apne hath me li aur tez-tarrar speed se hostel ki taraf bike ko udane lage.....
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"aap dekhna Arman bhai, main kaise hostel ke andar entry marta hoon...bole to ekdum hero ke maafiq..."kahte hue Arman ne bike lejakar seedhe gate par thok di...
hum peechhe baithe teeno to idhar-idhar gire,lekin Pandey ji hawa me uddkar seedhe gate ke dusari taraf ja pahuche.....
"ye sala pandey hume kaha le aaya hai...iski maa ka..."Saurabh zameen par neeche pade-pade karahne laga"ye to hostel nahi lagta, BC pandey...kaha thok diya be..."
"mujhse to utha tak nahi jaa raha...pata nahi kaha gira hoon..."
Bike ki gate se takkar ke baad Rajshri Pandey kaha gaya ,pata nahi...lekin hum teeno jaha gire the,wahi se ek-dusare ka bas naam le rahe the.....na to kisi me uthne ka taqat tha aur na hee kisi me itni samajh ki koyi jeb se mobile nikalkar kisi ko madad ke liye bulaye....
"abey kahi,hum log mar to nahi gaye..."
"nahi be...ek jyotishi ne mujhse kaha tha ki main 50 saal ke pahle nahi marunga..."maine kaha...
lekin uske baad jo harqat hui ,usne mera kaan faad diya...hua ye tha ki achanak hee jiske gate pe pandey ji ne bike thoka tha,us ghar ke andar se eka-ek visil ki aawaz aane lage...pahle kisi ek ne visil bajayi,phhir do phhir teen....wo sab visil bajakar beech-beech me chilla bhi rahe the....
"ye MC itna bhauk kyun rahe hai be Arman..."
"ek minute..."maine apni gardan us ghar ke taraf ki ,jiske andar se visil ki tez aawaze aa rahi thi...aur phhir us ghar ke bahar ka board padha...."Superintendent of police...S.L.Dangi...."
wo board padhte hee mera gala aise sukha, jaise mujhe kisi ne hafto pahle bina pani ke registan me bheja hoon...meri charo taraf se fatne lagi aur main khada na hone ki haalat me na hone ke bawzood ,apna pura dam lagaya aur jaise-taise khada hua....
"bhago BC, Us MC pandey ne bike hostel ke gate me nahi balki Dangi ke ghar me thoki hai...gand me jitna jor hai, bhago...warna ye fale gand me goli daal denge...."
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nice update ..over daru pine se sab sathiya gaye hai ..sirf navin aur sulabh jo shayad pite nahi ya kabhi kabhi pite hai wahi hosh me hai ..
aur pandey ne gate ke ander bike ghusa di aur wo hostel na hokar s.p ka ghar hai ..

 

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Update-194
Quote:
"bhago BC, Us MC pandey ne bike hostel ke gate me nahi balki Dangi ke ghar me thoki hai...gand me jitna jor hai, bhago...warna ye fale gand me goli daal denge...."
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Mujhme khade hone ki bilkul bhi taaqat nahi thi ,wo to S.P. ka dar tha, jiski vajah se main ladkhadate hue jaise-taise karke khada hua...lekin tabhi gate se teen guard jo kuchh der pahle visil baja rahe the, wo teeno lambi nali wali bandook lekar bahar aaye....
Pahle to wo teeno gate ke bahar aakar idhar idhar torch marne lage aur jab main unhe khada dikhayi diya to wo teeno mujhpar lapke....ek ne mere dono hatho ko kaskar pakda to dusare ne apne hath me rakhi lambi nali wali bandook se seedhe mere ghutano me mara....
"madarchod...."ladkhada kar girte hue maine apni mushkile aur badha li...
kyunki iske baad wo teeno mujhpar baras pade aur galiya bakne lage....iske baad un teeno me se do ne mujhe chhoda aur mere sath aur kaun-kaun hai ,ye janne ke liye idhar-udhar phhir se torch marne lage....
"tere sath aur kaun-kaun hai....jaldi bata,warna goli naar dunga..."
"are main koyi attankwadi thode hee hoon,jo on the spot pel doge....hands up...mera matlab tum log mujhse hands up karne ko kaho aur main surrender karta hoon...."
"tu aise nahi manega..."bolte hue wo policewala mere kamar ke upar chadh gaya aur mere dono hath ko peechhe ki taraf karke marodne laga.....
"BC ,dard ho raha hai chhod..."
"BC,gali deta hai..."mere hath ko aur jor se marod kar wo bola....
tab tak Arun aur Saurabh ko baki dono hawaldaro ne dhoondh liya aur un dono ko pakad kar gate ke paas bitha diya.....
"idhar hee baith ,zara sa bhi hila to gand me goli maar dunga...."Arun aur Saurabh ko gate ke paas baithate hue un police walo ne kaha....
Lekin lagta hai mera khas dost Arun , ab bhi Raja Arunoday ke character me tha, usne bina kuchh soche -samjhe ,bina aage-peechhe ki parwah kiye...aav na dekha taav aur hawaldar ko ek tamaacha jad diya...
Arun ke is tamaache se kuchh der tak to khud tamaacha khane wala hawaldar bhi shocked raha...lekin uske baad jo reaction un teeno police walo ka hua, wo batane layak nahi hai.....hum teeno ko pel-pel ke wo police wale humari jaan hee le lete, yadi gate ke dusari taraf se kisi ne unhe aawaz dekar rukne ke liye na kaha hota to......
"un dono ko chhodkar khade ho jao ,lagta hai Sahab aa rahe hai..."mere upar itni der se jo hathi ka vajan liye hue baitha tha, wo aawaz sunte hee mere upar se hat gaya aur S.P. ko salaam karne ki position me aa gaya.....
Dangi ji hatho me ek revolver liye hue gate se bahar aaye aur hum teeno ko dekhkar sawaliya nazaro se apne guards ki taraf dekha....
"wo...wo sahab, ye teeno ne gadi se gate ko takkar maar di thi aur jab hum inhe uthane aaye to hum par hamla kar diya aur galiya bhi bakne lage....."
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Ab to meri haalat aise hone lagi,jaise hafte pahle nahi balki mahino pahle kisi ne bina pani ke registan me ghused diya ho...dar itna laga ki puchho mat aur andar se sirf ek hee aawaz aa rahi thi ki "bas ek baar in sabse chhutkara mile ,uske baad to daru ka naam tak nahi lunga...."
"in teeno ko thane lejakar band kar do, GEC college ke ladke lagte hai..."
Itna bolkar S.P. andar khisak liya aur 5 minute ke andar police jeep ne hume lejakar jail ke andar patak diya.....
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Mere birthday ke din meri aisi durgati hogi maine socha tak nahi tha...hume salaankhon ke peechhe fek diya gaya wo bhi bina kisi kambal aur rajayi ke....thand to itni thi ki yadi duniya ki sabse hot laundiya bhi humare saamne nangi khadi ho jaye to thand ke mare lund tak khada na ho....waisi thand me main aur mere dost puri raat police station me band rahe....
kuchh sharab ke nashe ka asar tha to kuchh hume padi maar ka asar tha, jiske karan meri palake bhari hokar ghante-do ghante me band ho gayi....warna aisi thand me to main hafto tak nahi so pata.....
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Bachpan me main ek jadoo har roj dekha karta tha...main jab bahut chhota tha tab main aksar raat ko t.v. dekhate hue ya to sofe par so jata tha ya phhir apne bhai ke sath khelte hue neeche zameen par hee so jata tha, lekin jab dusare din subah meri aankh khulti to main bistar me pada hota....us waqt main ise ek magic maanta tha lekin jaise-jaise bada hua to sab kuchh samajhne laga.darasal wo koyi magic nahi tha wo to mere mammi-papa the jo mujhe uthakar bistar par sula dete the...
Aur aaj jab meri aankh thand me marte hue band ho rahi thi to main bachpan ka wo jadoo phhir se dekhne ki chaahat me tha. Main chahta tha ki agli subah jab meri aankh khule to main yaha jail me na hokar apne bistar par rahu aur uthate hee apna sar khuja kar apni maa se is baare me puchhu ki"main idhar kaise aaya...."
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dusare din wo magic to nahi hua, jo bachpan me aksar hota tha,lekin pata nahi raat ko kisi ne mere upar kambal daal di thi...dusare din jab meri aankh khuli to samay ka koyi aata-pata nahi tha, bas itna maloom tha ki suraj nikal chuka hai....
Main uthkar baith gaya aur Arun, Saurabh ki taraf dekha....phhir jail ki saalankhon ki taraf dekha aur yaad karne laga ki kal raat actual me hua kya tha...
kal raat ki ghatna yaad karte hee mere hath-pair phhool gaye, sar chakrane laga...kuchh samajh me hee nahi aa raha tha ki kya karu, kisase kya bolu...jisase hum sab waha se nikal sake....
main,Arun aur Saurabh waise the to ek hee jagah, lekin hosh me aane ke bahut der baad tak lagbhag ghante bhar baad tak hum teeno me se koyi kuchh nahi bola...hum teeno sirf ek-dusare ka muh taak rahe the...
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"tum me se koyi ek bahar aao...sahab ko baat karni hai..."salaankho ke dusari taraf se hawaldar ne gate khola aur humse bola....
"Arman tu jaa aur jaate hee pair pakad lena...."Saurabh ne apna kambal samet kar mujhse kaha...
Saurabh ke bolte hee main kambal se bahar nikla aur hawaldar ke peechhe-peechhe jaane laga....Hawaldar mujhe seedhe police station ke bahar le gaya aur jab maine aas-paas dekha to samajh gaya ki ye humare college ke paas wala police station hai....
bahar dhoop ki chhav me do kursiya rakhi hui thi ,jisme se ek par Dangi ji baith kar chay ki chuskiya le rahe the aur dusari kursi shayad mere liye thi....hawaldar ke peechhe chalte hue main Dangi ke paas pahucha aur sar jhuka kar khada ho gaya...Dangi ne hawaldar ko waha se jaane ke liye kaha aur mujhe apne saamne wali chair par baithne ka ishara kiya....
"kal raat maine inhe kambal dene ke liye kaha tha...inhone kambal diya tha kya..."
"h..."
"kya..."
"h..ha..haan...diya tha.."
"kis college me padhte ho..."
"GEC...GEC me..."
"kal raat kya hua tha..."
Maine pahli baar S.P. Ki taraf dekha aur bola"Sir, 2 minute dijiye...yaad karke batata hoon..."

maja aa gaya ..sabko achche se maar padi aur jail me raat kaatni padi .
lagta hai s.p achcha aadmi hai jo raat ko kambal dene ko bola ,,aur ab kal kya hua tha ye yaad bhi hai yaa nahi armaan ko ..

 

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UPDATE 94 -CONTINUE

Jawab me Dangi ji chay ki sirf chuskiya lete rahe...waise to mujhe pura yaad tha ki kal raat kya hua tha...lekin S.P. ke samne main aise hee kuchh bhi bolne ka matlab tha ki khud ke gale me fansi ka fanda fasana....isliye maine unse do minute ka samay manga ,ye sochane ke liye ki mujhe kya bolna chahiye.
do minute ka bolkar main pure 5 minute tak chup baitha raha.tab tak Dangi ji ki chay bhi khatm ho chuki thi aur wo ab meri taraf hee dekhe jaa rahe the.....
"Jai maa kali, jai bhadra kali...har-har mahadev...."andar hee andar bhagwano ke naam ka uchcharan karte hue maine bolna shuru kiya"kal mera birthday tha, isliye hum log party manane ek hotel gaye the..."
"birthday tha...oh, Happy birthday..."
"thank you sir..."S.P. ne jab mujhe birthday wish kiya to mere dil ki ghabrahat aur jeebh ki ladkhadahat thodi kam hui, bole to apun thoda relax feel karne laga kyunki S.P. apun ko ek achchha insaan laga...maine aage kaha"to jab hum log party karke aa rahe the to gadi mera dost Pandey chala raha tha aur uski aankh lag gayi,jiske karan bike seedhe aapke bunglow ke gate se takra gayi..."
ye bolne ke turant baad mujhe Rajshri Pandey ka khayal aaya, kyunki wo bike aur gate ke beech hui takkar ke baad se mujhe nahi dikha tha....
"sale ka kahi upar ka ticket to nahi kat gaya...."maine socha aur innocent si shakl banate hue dangi ji puchha ki mera chautha sathi kaha hai...
"wo behosh ho gaya tha ,abhi filhaal thik hai..."
"wo hai kaha...."
"hospital me...kal raat hee maine use hospital me admit karwa diya tha..."
"bahut bhalamanush police adhikshak hai yar...khamkha main ise gali deta rahta tha..."Jab mujhe pata chala ki Dangi ne Pandey ji ko hospital me admit kara diya hai to maine socha aur S.L. Dangi ke liye izzat mere dil me apne aap aa gayi....
Dangi ji ne chay khatm karne ke baad ek hawaldar ko apne paas bulaya..
"in teeno ka name, permanent address,mobile number lekar inhe jaane do aur koyi case file mat karna...."apni jagah par khade hote hue unhone kaha"aur haan, inki bike bhi chhod dena, student hai...zurmana shayad na bhar paye..."
S.P. ke muh se aise alfaaz sunkar mera dil kiya ki abhich khushi se naachu lekin mera naach dekhkar kahi S.P. Ka mood satak gaya to problem ho sakti hai...isliye main chup-chap khada aur bas chup-chap khada hee raha,lekin maine decide kar liya ki bina kisi musibat ke chhutane ke karan aaj raat jordar daru piyenge....
S.P. sir ne iske baad mujhse kuchh nahi kaha aur waha se jaane lage...unhe jaata dekh mujhe khayaal aaya ki thanks to kahna hee chahiye,kyunki yadi koyi dusara police wala hota to 20-25 hazar ghuste aur ghar me khabar bhi pahuch jati...lekin aisa kuchh bhi nahi hua tha,isliye main Dangi ji ka shukriya ada karne ke liye unke peechhe dauda.....
"thank you ,sir...warna mujhe laga tha ki aaj to gaye kaam se..."
Jawab me S.P. ne sirf ek feeki si muskan di aur aage badh gaye...
"is meharbani ki koyi khas vajah ,sir..."
"Vajah..."usi feeki muskan ke sath S.P. peechhe palte aur hontho ko chabate hue bole"tumhe pata nahi hoga, par tumhare jitna bada mera bhi ek ladka tha.Pichhale saal uske birthday par wo mere paas aaya aur mujhe bola ki 'dad, mujhe aaj raat birthday celebrate karne ke liye kuchh paise chahiye'...use jitne rupaye chahiye the,maine use diya jabki mujhe maloom tha ki wo mere diye hue rupayo ko sirf sharab me uda dega....wo apne birthday ki raat mujhe 'i love you,dad' bolkar gaya aur phhir kabhi wapas nahi aaya...."bolte hue Dangi ji achanak rook gaye....unke rukne ke karan main samajh gaya ki aage kya hua hoga...lekin main unse kya bolu ,ye meri samajh ke bahar tha...kyunki aisi situation ki maine kabhi kalpana tak nahi ki thi aur na hee mere paas aisi situation ke liye koyi readymade dialogue the...isliye mere paas siway chup rahne ke koyi dusara rasta nahi tha....
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"mera beta ,wapas nahi aaya kyunki usne bahut sharab pee rakhi thi aur wapas aate waqt uski bike kisi bhari vahaan se takrayi thi...wo takkar itni bhayanak thi ki jab tak main waha pahucha,mera beta mar chuka tha..."S.P. bolte-bolte phhir chup ho gaye aur rumaal nikalkar apne aankho me rakh liya...
aur main pahle ki tarah ab bhi bejubaan sa wahi ,unke paas khada tha...unhone aage kaha...
"mere bete ke sath-sath bike par do aur ladke the aur wo dono bhi nahi bache... report ke baad pata chala ki sharab sirf mere bete ne pee rakhi thi,baki dono vyarth me hee apni jaan ganwa baithe...ab shayad tum samajh gaye hoge ki meri is meharbani ki kya vajah thi...main chahta to kal raat hee tum sabko chhod sakta tha lekin maine tumhe andar kiya jiska karan ye tha ki tum log bilkul bhi hosh me nahi the aur main nahi chahta tha ki koyi aur durghatna tumhare sath ho....beta, zindagi mili hai mauz-masti karne ke liye na ki narak banane ke liye....chalta hoon..."
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S.P. to waha se chala gaye lekin unke shabd mere kaan me bahut der tak gunjate rahe aur main bina kisi hosh-hawaas ke waha tab tak khada raha ,jab tak ki Arun aur Saurabh ne mujhe aawaz nahi di....
"ye to kamaal ho gaya be..S.P. ne teeno ko aise hee chhod diya...ya to main kisi dusare desh me aa gaya hoon ,jaha daru peekar gadi chalana aur policewale ko gali dena aparadh nahi mana jata ya phhir is desh ka kanoon badal gaya hai,jiski bhanak mujhe nahi lagi hai...."
"desh bhi wahi aur kanoon bhi wahi hai..." aage chalte hue maine kaha...
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Police station se bahar nikalne ke baad hume pata chala ki hum teeno ke kapde jagah-jagah se fat chuke hai aur body me idhar-udhar thodi bahut chote bhi hai....Arun Naveen ki khatara ho chuki bike ko sadak par rengate hue mere sath chal raha tha aur Saurabh humari kal ki footi kismat par soch vichar karte hue thoda peechhe chal raha tha....
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nice aur sad update ..s.p ke bete ki kahani sunke dukh hua ..
par s.p ne armaan ke dost aur kahi musibat me naa fans jaaye isliye jail me rakha ...

 

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Update-198
Quote:
"khaakh mera mature hai...zehar pila ke bolti hai ki mujhe thanks kaho..."Esha ki taraf dekhkar main badbadaya...
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Shuru me to mujhe ye laga ki Esha ne mujhe ye kis musibat me fek diya hai ,lekin Anchoring ki practice karne ke dauran jab maine Aradhna ko dekha to mera 1400 gm ka dimag kuchh ghooma aur meri x-ray type nazar Aradhna ke seene se hoti hue uske taango ke beech me se jab guzari to mera ang-ang fadakne laga....
Practice ke baad maine Esha ko dil se shukriya kaha aur Aradhna mujhe pakde ,usase pahle hee lagbhag bhagte hue waha se apni class ki taraf ho liya....Pata nahi mere andar achanak se itani khushi kyun ghar kar gayi thi ki kuchh der tak tez chalne ke baad main daudane laga aur Mechanical ,4th year ki class ke gate ke paas drift maarkar fisalte hue direct class ke andar aa gaya....Dusari class shuru ho chuki thi aur IIT,Roorkee se humare phd holder , shree J.K. Agrawal ji Robotics ki class le rahe the...bole to mechanical department ke hod ki class chal rahi thi...
"May i come in, Sir..."Class ke andar aakar maine puchha ,kyunki daudate hue drift marne ke karan main 2 foot class ke andar dakhil ho chuka tha....
"abhi kyun permission mangi, apni seat par baithkar ,'may i come in, sir' bolte..."
"sorry sir..."do kadam peechhe hatkar maine kaha"may i come in sir.."
"aa jao..."
"thank you sir.."bolte hue main andar aaya aur jakar sabse peechhe wali seat par baith gaya....
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waise to class kisi bhi teacher ki ho, main baat karta hee tha,lekin hod sir ko main thoda respect deta tha ,isliye unki class me main chup rahta tha ,lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki main baat nahi karta tha...hod sir ki class me hum log written format me discussion karte the....
"itna khush kyun hai be gandul, kisi ne chusa diya kya..."Arun apni copy par ye likhkar saamne hod sir ki taraf dekhne laga...
"maine ek maal pata li hai..."maine reply kiya...
"kya baat karta hai,..chodu mat bana, sach bata..."
"are lawda sach me tere bhai ne laundiya set kar li...badi dudharu ladki hai..."
"kaun hai..? "
"Aradhna...apne kaliye ki door ki bahan..."
"oye BC,...main bhi chodunga..."
"pahle main to chod loon... "
"ok, ab saamne dekh, nahi to hod chodega..."
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Iske baad Robotics ki puri class me humare beech kuchh aisi hee chhoti-moti..idhar-udhar ki baate written format me hui aur jab shree J.K. Agrawal ji class se gaye to Arun bola....
"kyun be, saat semester tak to Esha ka bada sachcha aashiq bana firta tha, ab kaha gayi teri aashiqi..."
"Ye Aradhna to L wali hai...dabao, dalo aur dhakke maro...bas"
"lekin mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai , tune ladki badal li hai to kahi tujhe Aradhna se pyar na ho jaye...maine bahut se laundo ko dekha hai, jo pahle to sirf choot ke liye ladki patate hai lekin phhir choot marte-marte chutiya bankar usi ladke ke aage-peechhe ghoomate hai..."
"abey bakchod hote hai ,wo launde..."
"dekh ke beedu, kahi Aradhna se pyar na ho jaye..."
"you can change the girl...not love. Tension naa le, kuchh nahi hoga..."bolte hue maine samne wale ladke ko mazak hee mazak me ek jhapad mara aur phhir khud ki tareef karte hue bola"fala ,kya dialogue mara hai.. 'you can change the girl..not love' ...taali baja be"
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Next class Chhatrapal ki thi aur Chhatrapal ekdum correct time par class me pahucha...class me aate hee usne 'business Ethics, Economy, Environment' jaise boring topic par apna boring bhasad shuru kar diya aur idhar humari baat-chit bhi jaari thi...
"NSUI ka form bharega, President ke liye..."Arun ki jagah abhi-abhi shift hue Sulabh ne puchha...
"bakwas kaamo ke liye, i have no time...dusara dukaan dhundo babuji..."
"sach bol be, jaise phhir kisi dusare ko main dhundu..."
"bola na...bakwas kaamo ke liye mere paas time nahi hai aur waise bhi i hate khangress.."
"i hate khangress , sach me...phhir first year me kyun lada tha..."
"us samay apne ko jaroorat thi..isiliye , ab nahi hai isliye nahi lad raha..."
"kitna selfish hai be tu ..."
"chup kar be, ek pappu kam hai kya ,jo main dusara banu aur English me ek sentence hai 'No argument ,please'..."
"lad lena be...mast daru ki party milegi..."
"jo meri pahli baat na mane uske liye english me ek dusara sentence bhi hai' go to hell '..."
"gand mara..."
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Lunch hua aur meri puri mandali har din ki tarah canteen ke liye ravana hui...mere dosto ko Aradhna aur meri setting ki jaankari ho chuki thi aur wo sab halke-fulke jokes, comments mujhpar pele pade the, jaise ki main Aradhna ka dhoodh dabaunga to wo kya bolegi, jab main uski choot me ungali karunga to wo kaise kasmasayegi, react kaise karegi wagerah-wagerah......is beech Saurabh mere bagal me khada tha aur use pata nahi kyun, par meri parvaah ho rahi thi ki Aradhna meri zindagi me ek toofan lekar aayegi, shayad usne us toofan ko bahut pahle bhaanp liya tha, jiski bhanak tak mujhe us waqt nahi thi...
"Aradhna ,kuchh sahi nahi lag rahi be..."Mujhe ,mere dosto se thoda aage lejakar Saurabh ne mere kaan me kaha...
"kyun ,kya hua..."
"mana ki har kutte ka din aata hai aur use ladki chodane ko mil jati hai...lekin tera din abhi nahi aaya hai..."
"tu mere sath MBA-MBA khel raha hai kya..jo baat ko yun ghuma firakar bol raha hai, seedhe-seedhe bol na..."
"seedhe-seedhe main ye bolna chahta hoon ki , jo ladki badi aasani se razi ho jati hai ,wo kabhi aasani se peechha nahi chhodati..."
"tu faltu me tension le raha hai, mere paas back up plan hai..."
"aur kya hai wo tera back up plan..."
"tu lawda ,pahle thoda door chal..aane-jane wale log faltu me mujhe gay samajh rahe hai..."Saurabh ko dhakka dete hue maine kaha"aur abhi filhaal mere paas koyi back up plan nahi hai lekin baad me bana lunga..."
"soch le koyi bhi insaan ,do naav me pair rakhega to doobega hee..."
"beta main ,jack sparrow hoon aur according to jack sparrow zindagi sirf ek samjhauta hai...jisase abhi haal-filhaal me kaam bane ,wo samjhauta karo, baki kal ki kal dekh lenge..."
"soch le...mera personally experience hai, zindagi jhand ho jati hai ,aisi ladkiyo ke karan..."
"zindagi kabhi har sire se khushahaal nahi rahegi mere dost aur jitani jaldi ho sake hume iski aadat daal leni chahiye..."
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Canteen me pahuchkar finally Saurabh ka muh band hua aur maine chain ki saans li kyunki mere aadha dozen dialogues jo maine future ke liye bacha rakhe the, wo Saurabh ko samjhane me waste ho chuke the...
Canteen me apna pet bharte hue mujhe Aradhna apne saheliyo ke sath dikhi aur Auditorium me jo maine socha tha , use karne ke liye maine apne dosto ko bye kahkar seedhe Aradhna ke paas pahucha...
"chal uth.."
"kya hua sir..."sharmate hue Aradhna boli...
"tujhse pyar karne ka mood ho raha hai, ab chal..."
Mere itna kahte hee Aradhna jhat se khadi hui aur apne saheliyo ko wo direct class me milegi bolkar mere sath bahar aayi....
"tu bhi apun pe flat thi kya, jo auditorium me turant peechhe palatkar aankh maar di..."Canteen ke bahar Aradhna ko rok-kar maine kaha...
"maine thik kiya na..."
Shuru me socha ki Aradhna se bolu ki'kya ghanta thik gaya, gand fat ke hath me aa gayi thi meri ,us waqt' ....lekin phhir socha ki wo ladki hai aur sath me meri item bhi ,isliye maine usi baat ko thoda ghuma-firakar kaha...
"kya khaakh thik hai, sharam naam ki koyi chiz hai ki nahi tere andar...aise bhi koyi aankh marta hai kya, janti hai tera kya impression pada mujhpar...mujhe dekh ,main kitna sharif hoon, maine khud tujhse apne be-panah pyar ka izahaar na karke Esha ke dwara apne pyar ka izahaar kiya aur ek tu hai ,jo seedhe aav na dekha taav aur aankh lapka di...ye to kisi bhi tarah ,kisi bhi angle se acceptable nahi hai, mana ki tu bhi mujhe love karti hai lekin aisa bhi kya hai jo seedhe palatkar aankh hee maar de.tujhe pata nahi mujhe heart attack hee aa gaya tha, yadi main mar jata to ...kaun jimmedari leta uski, ye aaj kal ki ladkiyo ka to chaal-chalan hee mujhe samajh nahi aata , jab dekho muh fade baithi rahti hai ki , Arman bas ek ishara kar de...mana ki main bahut handsome hoon lekin aisa bhi kya hai ki bas mauka mila nahi ki mujhpar toot padi...mujhe dekh kitne sharifi se rahta hoon,bakayada tum ladkiyo ki bharpoor izzat karta hoon, tu aisa nahi kar sakti kya...yadi nahi kar sakti to abhi bol de, baad ka lafda nahi mangta apun ko..."
"sorry..."bolte hue Aradhna lagbhag rone ko ho gayi...
"teri to...ab ye kya hai,...kuchh bola nahi ki rona chalu, aise karegi to kaise chalega...ladki hai na tu ...to Rani Lakshami bai bankar yun rone ke bajay mujhe seedhe ek thappad bhi to maar sakti hai na...aise rote rahegi ye sochkar ki main tujhe shant karaunga to ye teri galat fahmi hai. Main bilkul bhi us type ka ladka nahi hoon, jis type ka tu samajh rahi hai...meri girl friend bani hai matlab kuchh rules, kuchh regulation, kuchh niyam, kuchh kayde-kanoon se rahna seekh...shaam tak tere paas meri girlfriend banne ke jo 'terms and conditions' hai wo main pahucha dunga, use achchhe se padh lena aur waisa hee karna...warna main apne liye koyi dusara boyfriend dhoond lena...ab rona band kar aur haste hue mujhse chipak kar chal, ek dost se milwana hai...tujhe..."
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Aradhna ko chup karakar maine college ki seedhiya chadhi aur seedhe CS branch ki class ki taraf pahucha...jaha kallu mujhe bahar hee mil gaya...
"abey oye kaliye ,idhar aa...kisi se milwana hai tujhe "
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majedar update ..esha ne aradhna se setting kar di ..
aradhna bhi pyar karti hai armaan se aisa lagta hai ..
par pandey ji se milne abhi tak koi gaya kyu nahi .
aur ye cs ke ladke ki kya jarurat hai ,kahi divya aur esha ki ladhai ke baare me to nahi jaanna chahta armaan ..

 

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Update-218
Quote:
"Wow ! Aradhna ka matter to badi aasani se sulajh gaya....usne to koyi react hee nahi kiya. Mujhe aise hee ladkiya pasand hai,jo meri baat sune aur bas sune...koyi jawab ya sawal na kare...."
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"kyun be Arman ,Suna hai ki farewell ke din tera aur Esha ka kuchh programme hai...."raat ko sote samay Saurabh ne puchha....
waise to hostel me bahut kam hee aisi raatein guzarti thi,jo ki bina piye guzare...aur wo raat unhi raaton me se ek thi.yani ki main bilkul hosh-o-hawas me tha aur mere room me us waqt sirf hum teeno hee the.
"kya..."Saurabh ki baat sunkar Arun jor-jor se hasne laga aur haste-haste bistar se neeche gir gaya.....
"itna kyun muh fad raha hai be..."
"lawda, aise impossible baat karoge to hansi to aani hee hai na..."bistar par wapas let kar Arun bola"Mujhe ye to maloom tha ki Arman, hawa me sari baatein karta hai,lekin Saurabh...tu...tu kabse iski tarah neech prani ban gaya. I hate both of you.nikal jao lawdo mere room se.main tumhari badsurat shakal tak nahi dekhna chahta..."
"abey sach hai ye....khane ke time par Umesh bata raha tha..."
Un dono ki baatein sunkar mujhe aisa andaza ho raha tha ki ab ye dono mujhse puchhenge ki sach kya hai aur isiliye wo dono meri taraf dekhte uske pahle hee maine apni aankhe band kar li...taki unko lage ki main so gaya hoon...
"Arman...Arman lund...Arman-chut...so gaya kya be..."Saurabh ne apne bistar par pade-pade hee mujhe aawaz di aur main yathavat sone ki acting karta raha.
"ruk lawda...ye aise nahi uthega.abhi main iska mobile khidki se bahar fekta hoon..."
"chod dunga ,yadi kisi ne aisa kiya bhi to...."bhakbhaka kar main utha aur cheekha.
"Tu Anchoring me kaise select hua iska sachitra varnan kar..."Meri aankh khulte hee Saurabh ne puchha...
"chal be, puchh to aise raha hai ,jaise main bata hee dunga...,raasta nap apna..."
"Arun...utha iska mobile aur fek de khidaki ke bahar..."
"oyyeee....kisi ne mere mobile ki taraf apni nazar bhi dali to....to tum dono ka lund kat kar tum dono ke gand me ghusa dunga...."
"dekho...jyada bolo mat aur sirf kaam ki hee baat karo.kyunki ek to waise bhi kuchh der baad subah hone wali hai ,upar se subah jaldi uthkar presentation ki taiyari bhi karni hai.isliye....."
"wo apun ne chhatrapal ko dhamki di ki yadi usne mujhe select nahi kiya to usko pelwa dunga...aur usne mujhe select kar liya..."
"aisa kya...hume jo janna tha ,wo to tune bata diya.lekin phhir bhi main tera mobile khidki se bahar fekunga...."bolkar Arun utha aur main samajh gaya ki lawde ko maloom hai ki main jhooth bol raha tha.isliye Arun khidki ke paas pahuchta usase pahle hee maine ekdum sau pratishat shuddh karan bataya ,jo ki mere aur Esha ke selection ki vajah thi....main bola.
"tune angrejo ke shasan karne wali us neeti ke baare me to suna hee hoga na ki 'foot dalo aur shasan karo'....usi ko maine thoda modify kiya aur apna ek alag niyam banaya,jo ye tha ki'fod dalo aur shasan karo' aur mere isi neeti par chalte hue maine apna aur Esha ka selection karwaya..."
"sab upar se gaya..."
"well,ab jab tune mujhe neend se uthaya hee hai to main ab tum dono ki liye bagair to rahunga nahi isliye ek baat batao ki yadi kisi race me 5 log participate karne wale hai aur un paancho me se ek tu bhi hai to race jeetane ke liye tu kya karega...."
"main apni puri jaan laga dunga "Arun tevar chadhate hue bola...
"lekin main apna dimag lagaunga aur yahi....bas yahi tum jaise chhote log aur mere jaise bade, mahan ,purusharthi logo me farak hota hai ki tum log gand se sochate ho aur humlog dimag se...main un charo ko race me utarne hee nahi dunga aur bade aaram se goggle lagakar, cigarette ke chhalle udakar, daru peete hue...race jeetunga..."
"ab teri self-praising band ho gayi to ab point par aaye..."apne hath band karke mukke ka roop dekar Saurabh bola...
"apun ne baki ladko ko dhamkaya ki wo Chhatrapal se koyi bhi bahana karke anchoring se hat jaye, warna main unki khatiya khadi kar dunga aur dusare din se unhone auditorium me jaana band kar diya,jiske prinamswarup tum logo ke idol yani ki mera selection hua..."
"how bad are you ..."
"but i like it...good night with bad dreams..."
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Aradhna ka chapter close karke main aage badha aur aise aage badha,jaise Aradhna ko main janta hee nahi hoon,kabhi usase baat bhi na ki ho...uske sath itne din rahkar main ye to jaan hee chuka tha ki wo kitne time kaha rahti hai...isliye utne time waha bhatakna to door main us jagah ke baare me sochta bhi nahi tha.main nahi chahta tha ki Aradhna mere saamne aaye aur koyi emotional drama ho...
Mujhe Aradhna ke classmate ,Aradhna ke aas-paas rahne walo se uski khabar lete rahna chahiye tha ki mere us bartaav ka uspar kya asar hua hai...mujhe uski fikar karni chahiye thi.lekin sach to ye tha ki mujhe uski parvaah hee nahi thi, uski chhodo...mujhe to un dino kisi ki bhi parvaah nahi thi.
aksar main jo karta hoon ,uska kuchh par bahut bura asar padta hai to kuchh itna khush hote hai ki unka bas chale to mujhe 'bharat-ratna' de de...lekin abki baar main jo hoshiyari chod raha tha wo sirf mujhe hee achchha lagne wala tha yani ki koyi dil par lene wala tha ,to koyi muh me aur le bhi kyun na, maine Aradhna ke roop me us sulagti chingari ko chhod diya tha jo ya to khud ko jala kar shant hoti hai ya phhir sabko jala kar rakh kar deti hai,lekin phhir bhi wo nahi bhujhati....lekin in sabse anjaan main un dino farewell me magan tha aur magan bhi kyun na hota...BC teen saal se farewell de-de kar jeb khali ho chuki thi aur abki baar mauka mila tha ki kuchh vasool kiya jaye.....
Maine kitne achchhe kaam kiye ,ye to mujhe yaad nahi lekin meri nazar me jo ek achchha kaam yaad aata hai ,wo ye ki us saal pahli baar city wale aur hostel walo ne milkar welcome party aur farewell ka maza liya...lekin mere is achchhe kaam me burayi ki parat tab chadh jati hai,jab main dekhta hoon ki maine iski shuruat kyun ki thi.
City wale aur hostel walo ka ek sath milkar in do evergreen super duper hit rahne wale programme ki shuruat karne ke peechhe sirf ek vajah thi aur wo ye ki meri tarah hostel ke baki ladke bhi yahi chahte the ki laundiya unke us sunahre din me sath rahe aur aisa tabhi ho sakta tha jab pure college wale milkar kisi programme ka aayojan kare....kyunki ek insaan ko sirf do baar khush hona chahiye,pahle, jab wo is duniya me aata hai aur dusara tab ,jab wo is duniya se jata hai....ab in dono time me kisi ko hosh to rahta nahi,isliye in dono ko main frame of reference ka phenomenon istemaal karke welcome aur farewell party se replace kar diya....aur waise bhi BC ,hum gay to hai nahi,jo sirf ladko ke sath party kare.kul milakar kahe to meri niyat kharab thi lekin kaam jabardast tha.
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"tumhara best friend kaun hai..."college me ghoomte hue Esha ne mujhse puchha...
"tum use nahi janti..."agal-bagal dekh kar main bola...waise main to tha Esha ke sath lekin mera dhyan sirf isi par tha ki kahi se Aradhna na tapak pade....
"kise nahi janti...Arun ko ya Saurabh ko..."
"mere best friend to wo dono hai hee lekin ek aur hai,jo is college me nahi hai..."
"teen-teen best friend...lagta hai tumhe grammer ki knowledge nahi hai.best to sirf ek hota hai..."
"mujhe grammer ki itni knowledge hai,jitni ki grammer banane wale ko bhi nahi hogi
aur best sirf ek ho ya hazaar ye tum par nirbhar karta hai na ki grammer banane wale par..."
"phhir to rahne do, jab main us teesare ko janti nahi to uske baare me baat karke kya fayda....tum ye batao ki Arun aur Saurabh tumhare best friend kyun hai..."
"aur main ye kyun batau...
privacy naam ki bhi koyi chidiya hoti hai aur main us chidiya ko marna nahi chahta..."
"main tumhe force nahi kar rahi batane ko, wo to main isliye puchh rahi thi kyunki mera aaj tak koyi best friend nahi bana...shuru me laga ki Gautam best friend hai ,lekin phhir laga ki Divya...lekin ab lagta hai ki mera koyi friend hee nahi hai...maine tumhe kabhi tumhe ,apne dosto se ladte hue nahi dekha aur na hee iske baare me kabhi suna...jabki hostel ke har ek movement ki khabar pure college me kisi virus ke tarah failti hai...actually main ye janna chahti hoon ki tum apne dosto me kya dekhte ho..."
"apun ka ek simple funda hai..."agal-bagal phhir se iski jaanch karte hue ki Aradhna kahi hai to nahi, main bola"aur wo simple funda ye hai ki mujhe jab bhi mere dosto ki jaroorat pade to wo mujhe achchhe-bure ka naseehat diye bagair pahle mera sath de baki sawal-jawab baad me kare ya na bhi kare...aur Arun-Saurabh dono aise hee hai...unko bas mere muh se ladayi, maar-peet,panga,lafda sunne ki deri hai....Arun to phhir bhi kabhi kuchh nahi puchhta ,wo hamesha yahi sochta hai ki galti meri nahi balki saamne wale ki hogi aur Saurabh ,wo baad me akele me mujhse sab kuchh jaan leta hai ki lafda kyun aur kisliye hua tha..."
"ye best friend kaise ho sakte hai...huh...matlab ki maine kahi padha tha ki ek dost wo hota hai jo aapke sath cigarette na piye balki aapki cigarette chhudaye..."
"aise friend ,good friend hote hai,best nahi aur filhal mere paas aisa ek bhi nahi hai... "
"i love you, Arman...jaise-jaise tumhare sath din beet rahe hai...tumhara utna jyada hee effect mujhpar pad raha hai..."
"ye ab phhir se bore karegi
"Esha ko 'i love you too'bolkar maine man me socha....
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nice update ..aradhna ko chod bhi diya aur baad me break up bhi kar liya ..
aradhna ki gaon ki kahani bhi majedar thi ...

ab esha se thoda close hai ..kya esha sach me usko dost maanti hai yaa jaal me fasa rahi hai ..

aradhna ka koi reaction pata nahi chala break up ke baad ..