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UPDATED 10 PART 1.
Ajju home :
Ajju ke jane ke baad ajju ke dad bhi office ke liye nikal jate hai. Aaj ajju ki didi hospital nahi jati. Ajju ki mom aur didi ne milkar ghar ka sabhi kaam khatam kadiya tha. Toh sabhi mil kar hall me baith jate hai aur baten karne lagte hai
Muneeza: didi aaj kyun na bahar ghum kar ate hai bohat din hogaye hai kahi bhi gaye hue.
Didi : hmm baat toh thik kah rahi hai. Ek kaam kar Nishath, Rukhsar, Shabnam, Simran aur Afshan ko bhi bulaley sabhi mil kar aaj ghumenge aur masti karenge. ( Ye sabhi ajju ke cousin sisters hai inka intro inke family ke sath hoga ).
Muneeza: haan didi ye sahi rahega mai abhi sabko call karti hoon. Waise bhi kafi time se sabhi ne mil kar koi dhamal nahi kiya.
Ye kahkar muneeza sabhi ko call karke bata deti hai ke aaj sabhi bahne mil kar bahar jane wale hai. Toh sabhi ko jaldi se ajju ke ghar ane ko boldeti hai. Ye dono bhi ready hone chali jati hai. Thodi der baad ajju ke ghar ki door bell bajti hai. Ajju ki mom jakar door kholti hai toh samne puri paltan khadi thi. Ajju ki mom sabhi ko andar bulati hai. Sabhi andar akar sofe per baith jate hai aur ajju ki mom se salam dua karte hai.
Nishath : mami didi aur muneeza kaha per hai.
Mom : woh dono ready horahi hai.
Rukhsar : 2no abhi tak ready nahi hue chalo didi ke room me chalte hai.
Simran : haan chalo yaha baithe rahe toh woh dono aur bhi der karenge.
Shabnam : mere dimagh me ek idea hai.
Nishath : are wah tere paas dimagh bhi hai aur tu uska use bhi karti hai ye mujhe aaj pata chala
Shabnam : haan tujhe kaise pata chalega tere paas bhi toh nahi haina.
Nishath : toh iska matlab tu manti hai ke tere paas dimagh nahi hai.
Nishath ki baat sunkar sabhi bahne hasti hai jise dekh kar shabnam chid jati hai toh ajju ki mom kahti hai.
Mom
pyar se ) chup ho jao tum sab kyun pareshan karrahi ho meri bacchi ko.
Simran : ( mazak karte hue ) kyun mami hum apke bachche nahi hai kya shabnam akeli hai kya.
Shabnam: ( mazak se ) tujhe kyun jalan horahi hai mami agar mujhe pyar karrahi hai.
Mom : tum sab mere pyare bache ho or mai tum sabhi ko pyar karti hoon. Ab tum sab didi ke room me jao mai tab tak tum sabke liye cold drinks lati hoon.
Rukhsar : nahi mami rahne do hum sab ghar se nashta karke aye hai aur waise bhi hume bahar jana hai aur time bhi horaha hai.
In sab me sabse choti afshan hai toh woh kuch nahi bolti bas sunti hai.
Phir nishath kahti hai.
Nishath : haan shabbu tere dimagh me kuch hai bola tha na ab bata kya hai tere dimagh me.
Shabnam : huh ab kyun puch rahi hai. Mere paas toh dimagh hi nahi hai na.
Nishath : ab ziyada bhau math kha aur jaldi se bol warna hum sab aise hi chale jayege.
Shabnam : haan toh suno hum sab ek sath didi ke room me enter honge aur didi or muneeza ko darainge.
Shabnam ki baat sunkar sabhi ko hasi ati hai magar sabhi apni hasi control karte hai aur usko ok kahte hai.
Phir sabhi ek sath didi ke room ki taraf jate hai aur jaise hi sabhi ek sath room me entar hote hai. Sabhi ki ek sath chik nikal jati hai kyun ki unke samne ek darawna mask pahne muneeza khadi thi. Insab ki cheek sunkar muneeza mask nikal deti hai aur hasne lagti hai muneeza ke sath didi bhi hasti hai.
Muneeza aur didi ko aise haste hue dekh kar sabhi bahne muneeza ke peeche bhagte hai aur usey pakad kar gudgudi karne lagte hai. Phir sabhi neeche akar ajju ki mom ko bye kahkar ghumne nikal jati hai.
Pahle sabhi bahne movie dekhti hai aur uske baad ek restuarant me lunch ke liye jati hai aur waha baith kar shopping kya karna hai woh decide karti hai. Lunch ke baad sabhi mall ke liye nikal jate hai. Thodi hi der me sabhi bahne mall pohanch jate hai. Mall ka naam tha A.S GROUP OF MALLS.
Sabhi andar jati hai aur lag jati hai shopping karne me. Shopping karne ke baad sabhi bahne ek sath bahar jane lagti hai ke muneeza ki nazar ek diamond ki shop per padti hai toh muneeza us shop ke paas chali jati hai aur us diamond ke set ko dekhne lagti hai. Sabhi bahne agey nikal jati hai. Muneeza ko diamond ke set ko dekhte dekh kar us shop ki sales girl muneeza se kahti hai.
Sales girl : bohat hi accha set hai madam.
Muneeza: haan waqai me bohat accha hai.
Sales girl: aiye andar chal kar iske bare me discuss karlete hai.
Muneeza: are nahi mujhe ye nahi lena mai toh bas isko dekh rahi thi. Ye mujhe bohat hi accha laga toh bas isey dekh rahi thi.
Sales girl: are toh isme konsi badi baat hai. Aap aiye mere sath mai aap ko accha discount bhi dilwa dungi.
Muneeza: no thanks madam mujhe nahi chahiye.
Sales girl: jab nahi chahiye toh yaha kyun khadi ho jao yaha se pata nahi kaha kaha se muh utha kar chale ate hai. Auqat hoti nahi khareedne ki ajate hai huh.
Muneeza: excuse me ye aap kis tarha baat karrahi ho mujhse mai kahmosh hoon iska ye matlab nahi ke tum kuch bhi kahogi mai sun longi apni zaban sambhal kar baat karo samjhi.
Idhar muneeza ko apne sath na dekh kar sabhi bahne muneeza ko dhundhte hue iss shop tak ajate hai. Aur muneeza ko kisi se bahes karte dekh uske paas ajate hai.
Sales girl: are jab aukat nahi thi khareedne ki toh kyun khadi thi yaha per.
Us sales girl ki baat sunkar sabhi bahnon ko gussa ata hai aur nishath kahti hai.
Nishath: aye ladki apni zaban sambhal kar bol jo bhi bolna hai. Baad me ye na ho ke tujhe maafi magne me bhi sharam aye. Tu janti nahi hai kisse baat karrahi hai. Agar pata hota toh nazaren bhi nahi milati tu humse samjhi.
Sales girl: kon hai tu bohat badi toop hai kya tu. Huh baat toh aise karrahi hai jaise ye mall hi tere baap ka hai. Aukat ek necklace lene ki nahi hai aur batan dekho jaise abhi ye shop khareed lengi huh.
Jahgda ki baat sunkar iss shop ka manegar bhi waha per ajata hai aur ajju ke sisters se kahta hai.
Shop manager: dekho tum log kahama tamasha mat karo aur chale jao yaha se warna mai guards ko bula kar tumsab ko bahar phikwa donga samhaj ayi meri baat chalo niklo yaha se. Ghareeb kahin ke cheez wahi pasand karna chahiye jo apni aukat me ho. Woh nahi jo apni aukat ke bahar ho chalo dafa hojao yaha se. Isse pahle ke tumhe dhakke dekar nikal diya jaye.
Manager ki baat sunkar toh sabhi bahne gusse se aag bagola hoajti hai aur usey marne ke liye jane lagti hai. Magar yaha per didi rukhsar aur simran ne samhajdari dikha kar apni bahnon ko rok kar kahti hai.
Didi: shanth hojao tum sab or meri baat suno. Isko pata nahi ke isne kiske sath battamizi ki hai toh isko iski aukat iske tareeke se dikhaenge.
Nishath : ( gusse se ) hat jao didi mai ise nahi chodh ne wali isne bardasht ki sabhi hadain paar kardi hai. Mai ise abhi batati hoon ke humari kya aukat hai.
Muneeza: haan simran chodh mujhe mai iss chudail ko batati hoon ke hum kitni badi toop hai.
Simran : tum sab shanth hojao. Hum uski haar baat ka jawab denge magar apne tareeke se iss tarha ladkar nahi.
Badi mushki se ye dono shanth hoti hai toh rukhsar us manager se kahti hai.
Rukhsar: tumhe sach me pata nahi ke hum log kon hai.
Manager: tum log koi bhi ho mujhe usse koi farq nahi padta accha hoga ke tum log yaha se jaldi chale jao warna accha nahi hoga.
Simran: agar tum hume nahi jante toh jaldi hi jaan jaoge magar afsoos ke us waqt tumhare ye tewar badal jayenge.
Nishath jo bohat der se apne gusse ko control karne ki koshish karrahi thi kahti hai.
Nishath : tum log iss se baten kyun karrahi ho. Mai dekhati hoon use apni aukat.
Phir nishath manager ke samne jakar kahti hai.
Nishath : aukat dekhe ga tu humari rook abhi tujhe humari aukat dikhati hoon tujhe humsab ke pairon me gira kar maafi na mangwai toh mera naam bhi nishi nahi.
Phir muneeza se kahti hai call mila. Muneeza bhi haan kahker call milati hai.
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Mahi side:
Mahi ajju ke dad ke sath lunch karne jati hai. Yaha per ajju ke dad mr faisal aur mahi ye teeno milkar lunch karne baithte hai.
Dad : toh mahi tumhare paas koi experience nahi hai phir bhi tumne bohat acchi file banai hai.
Mahi : thank you sir aap ko meri banai hui file pasand ayi. Mujhe toh bohat daar lagraha tha ke aap ko meri banai hui file acchi lagegi bhi ya nahi.
Dad : kaam jab pure dil se karo toh darna nahi chahiye. Waise tumne kahi training toh nahi li.
Mahi : nahi sir ye sab maine apne ghar ke paas seekha hai.
Dad : ghar ke paas matlab ?
Phir mahi unko miss nadiya ki factory ke bare me batati hai. Jaha per woh kabhi kabhi accounts ka kaam dekhliya karti thi.
Ajju ke dad mahi ki baat sunkar kahte hai.
Dad : hmm toh ye baat hai.
Phir sabka lunch finished hota hai. Mahi wapas cabin me jakar apne kaam me lagjati hai.
Idhar mahi ke jane ke baad ajju ke dad mr faisal se kahte hai.
Dad : kuch bhi kaho faisal kuch toh baat hai iss ladki me.
Mr faisal: haa sir apne sahi kaha itni si umer me itna confident maine bohat kam logon me dekha hai.
Dad : haan tumne sahi kaha jab maine isse baat ki aur usse kaha ke tum yaha kaam karrahi thi ya so rahi thi toh usne bohat hi confidently mujhe answer diya. Ek baar toh mai bhi dang rah gaya uska jawab sunkar. Aaj kal log apne boss ko khush karne ke liye unki chaplusi karte hai. Aur agar boss gussa kare toh ji sir ji sir kahte hai. Magar is ladki ka confident toh kuch alag hi level ka hai. Ye ladki bohat upar tak jayegi dekh lena faisal tum.
Mr faisal: ji haan sir mujhe bhi yahi lagta hai. Ye ladki me kuch toh baat hai.
Ye dono baten karrahe the ke ajju ke dad ka phone bajta hai. Caller name dekh kar unke chahre per muskurahat ajati hai. Woh call receive karke muskurate hue kahte hai.
Dad : are wah aaj humari beti ko apne bade papa ki badi jaldi yaad agayi kya baat hai.
Ji haan call karne wali muneeza hi thi jo nishath ke kahne per ajju ke dad ko call kiya tha.
Muneeza: aap abhi kaha per ho bade papa.
Dad ko muneeza ki awaz sunkar hi pata chal jata hai ke muneeza is waqt serious hai isi liye bolte hai.
Dad : beta mai toh is waqt office me hi hoon kyun kya baat hai.
Muneeza: aap isi waqt abc road ke mall me aiye.
Dad : kya hua beta tum itne gusse me kyun lag rahi ho. Kuch hua hai kya waha per mai abhi waha ke manager se baat karta hoon woh tumhari problem solve kardega.
Muneeza: kisi ko call karne ki zarurat nahi hai aap khud yaha per aiye yaha per kisi ko uski aukat dikhani hai.
Ajju ke dad bhi samhaj jate hai ke mamala kuch bada hogaya hai. Isi liye thik hai kahker call phone rakh dete hai.
Mr faisal ajju ke dad ko pareshan dekh kar puchte hai.
Mr faisal: kya hua sir aap pareshan dikh rahe hai.
Dad : pata nahi muneeza ka call tha kah rahi hai aap abhi isi waqt abc road ke mall auo kisi ko uski aukat dikahani hai. Mujhe lagta hai zarur kuch badi baat hui hogi warna mere ghar ke bachche kisi ko bhi uski aukat dikhane ki baat nahi karte. Khair woh sab waha jakar pata chal hi jayega ke mamla kya hai. Tum ek kaam karo mahira ko bhi mere sath chalne ko kaho.
Mr faisal ajju ke dad ki baat sunkar chonk jate hai.
Mr faisal: mahira ko kyun sir ?
Dad : are bhai jis confident se mujhe jawab diya hai dekhte hai waha kya karti hai aur mujhe kisi ko toh sath me lekar jana hi hai. Tumko lekar nahi ja sakta yaha per bhi toh koi hona chahiye. Ajju bhi apni mill ki taraf gaya hua hai. Kah raha tha kuch problem chal rahi hai waha per. Khair aap mahira ko neeche ane ko kaho.
Ye kah kar ajju ke dad baher chale jatey hai aur mr faisal ajju ke cabin ki taraf.
Idhar mahi apne kaam me busy thi ke cabim ko knock karke mr faisal andar ate hai jinhe dekh kar mahi kahdi hojati hai.
Mr faisal: toh mahira kaisa chal raha hai kaam.
Mahi : ji sir bas usi me lagi hoon.
Mr faisal: hmmm ! Mahira agar koi tumhe bila wajha pareshan kare toh tumhe kya karna chahiye.
Mahi : mai samjhi nahi sir ?
Mr faisal: woh baat darasal ye hai ke abhi abhi boss ko unki bhatiji ka call aya tha ke koi unko bila wajha pareshan karraha hai. Toh mai yahi janna cahraha tha ke agar tum waha per hoti toh kya karti.
Mahi: agar mai waha per hoti toh pahle situation ka jaiza leti phir uske baad hi kuch karti.
Mr faisal: good bohat accha ab tum boss ke sath jao aur unki ladki ke sath kiya hua hai usme unki help karo.
Mahi unki baat sunkar hairan hojati hai.
Mahi : ma....ma..mai kiase unke sath jasakti hoon.
Mr faisal: boss ne khud kaha hai. Ab jaldi se neeche jao boss neeche ja chuke hai.
Ye kahkar mr faisal bhi cabin ke bahar chale jate hai. Mahi bhi thodi der kuch soncti hai aur neeche chali jati hai.
Neeche ajju ke dad car ke paas khade the mahi ko dekh kar car me baith jate hai mahi bhi jakar car me baith jati hai aur car chal padti hai mall ki taraf.
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Ajju side :
Ajju ke kahne per honey singh ne sabhi ko ek jagha per aney ke liye kahdiya tohdi hi der me sabhi log agaye. Ye jagha mill me kuch bhi khas announcement karne ke liye thi. Sabhi ke aney ke baad ajju bhi stage per jata hai aur ek baar samne nazar dal kar dekhta hai toh sabhi usey hi dekh rahe they. Ajju ek baar manager ko ghoor kar dekhta hai aur kahna shuru karta hai.
Ajju : assalamu alaikum mere pariwar walo humne kabhi bhi aap sab ko apne se alag nahi samjha humne aap ko humesha apne pariwar ki hi tarha dekha hai. Mujhe toh aap sab jante hi honge. Mujhe iss baat ka bohat dukh hai ke yaha per inta sab kuch hota raha aur hum ko iski koi khabar hi nahi rahi. Yakeen maniye agar iska zara sa bhi ilm humko hota toh hum fauri taur per is per action lete. Iss insaan per humne ankh band karke bharosa kiya aur isne aap sab ke sath aisa sulook kiya. Iske kiye ki saza isko zaroor milegi. Lekin mai aap sab se ye janna chahta hoon ke aap me se kisi ne bhi humko iske bare me kuch bhi kyun nahi bataya. Jab bhi hum kisi kaam se yaha per atey they toh aap me se koi ek bhi agar himmat karke hume iski khabar kar deta toh ye naubat nahi ati.
Ajju ki baat sunkar ek buzurg admi kahta hai. Jo unka union leader tha magar manager iski bhi nahi sunta tha.
Union leader : beta hum ghareeb log apko kya khabar karte. Humne jab bhi manager ko kuch bhi kahne ki koshish ki toh isne humko bohat pareshan kiya aur dhamki bhi deta tha ke kaam se nikal dega. Hum ghareebon ke paas itni himmat nahi hoti ke apne malikon se kuch bhi kah sake. Hum logon ko ek hi cheez ki fikar rahti hai ke humse koi ghalti na hojaye jiske chalte malik hume kaam se na nikal de. Hum ko toh bas apne gharwalon ki fikar rahti hai. Agar kaam se nikal diye gaye toh hum kaha jayenge isi liye jo kuch bhi hota hai hum chup chap sah lete hai.
Ajju ko us buzurg ki baat sunkar bohat bura lagta hai ke ye log waqai me kitne majboor hote hai. Inke sath itni ziyadati hone per bhi ye log sirf apne pariwar ki khatir kitna kuch sahlete hai. Ajju ko manager per aur bhi gussa ata hai. Ajju un buzurg se kahta hai.
Ajju : matna hoon ke aap log majboor they kuch bhi nahi kar sakte they lekin ye bhi toh ghalat hai na koi aap per zulm kare aur aap sahte rahe. Aap logon ke darne ke karan hi iski himmat aur badti gayi aur ye apni manmani karta raha. Lekin ab nahi ab aap logon me se hi koi ek yaha ka manager banega aur yaha ke logon ke liye acche se kaam karega. Ab aap log faisla kariye ke kon aap me se yaha ki bhag daur sambhalne ke kahbil hai.
Ajju ki baat sunkar sabhi workers khush hojate hai aur ajju ki jai jai kaar karne lagte hai jise dekh kar ahmed imtiyaz se kahta hai.
Ahmed: abey yaar apna ajju toh political leader ki tarha bhashan bhi dene laga hai. Ab lagtha hai iska irada rajneeti me utar ne ka hai. India me toh inke kai states me aise na jane kitni hi mills aur factorys hai aur isi tarha her jagha ye aise hi speeh dega toh pakka chota mota CM toh ban hi jayega.
Imtiyaz ahmed ki baat sunkar hasta hai aur kahta hai.
Imtiyaz: ( haste hue ) yaar baat toh teri sahi hai. Agar ajju chota mota CM bangaya toh tu bhi ek chota mota MLA toh zaroor banhi jayega. Kya bolta hai baat karon phir ajju se is bare me.
Ahmed: na bhai na mai toh aise hi kahraha tha. Ajju ke samne agar aisi baten karnge toh beta baithne ke bhi khabil nahi chodega.
Imtiyaz :abey darta kyun hai mai hoon na tere sath. Bas tujhe ajju ko convince karna hai aur kya. Phir dekh tu kaha se kaha pohach jata hai.
Imtiyaz ahmed ke maze lete hue usko chaney ke jhad per chadha ne ki koshish karta hai. Magar ahmed bhi uski iss harkat ko samhaj jata hai.
Ahmed: haan bhai mujhe pata hai tu kitna mere sath hai aur kitna mere bare me sonchta hai. Chup chap baith samjha ziyada gyan math banth.
Dono aise hi kusur pusur karte hai.
Ider sabhi ajju ki jai jai kaar karte hai toh ajju kahta hai.
Ajju : please aap log aisa na kare maine ye sab isliye nahi kiya ke aap sab meri jai jai kar kare. Ye toh mera farz hai jo mai pura karraha hoon. In fact mujhe toh bura lag raha hai ke humare hote hue bhi aap logon ke sath itni ziyatti hui. Khair jo hua usey badla toh nahi jasakta magar sudhara zaroor jasakta hai isi liye ye kaam aap me se koi ek kare toh mujhe ziyada fikar karne ki zarurat nahi hogi. Toh aap sab salah mashwara karke mujhe bata de ke aap ne kis ko yaha ka manager banane ke liye chuna hai. Mai usey yaha ka manager bana donga. Mai office me hoon aap ka jo bhi jawab ho mujhe bata dijiye mai tab tak purane manager ki khabar leta hoon.
Ye kahkar ajju stage se neeche ajata hai aur ajju ke sath ahmed imtiyaz aur manager bhi tha. Phir charo office me pohanch jate hai. Jaise hi charo office me atey hai manager ajju ke pairon me girjata hai aur kahta hai.
Manager: sir mujhe maaf kardijiye mai ainda aisa nahi karonga. Mere chote chote bachche hai mujhe ek mauka dijiye sir please sir.
Ajju manager ko apne paas se hatata hai aur kahta hai.
Ajju : wah riyaz bhai wah aaj apne per ayi toh bachche yaad agaye aur rona bhi agaya. Jab ye logon ke uper zulm karte they tab aap ko inke bachchon ka khayal aya tab apko inki bebasi nazar ayi. Tab apko ye nazar nahi aya ke ye log bhi insaan hai inko bhi takleef hoti hai. Arey apne toh auton ko bhi nahi choda unko bhi takleef di ye bhi nahi soncha ke agar inko kuch hojata toh inke bachchon ka kya hota. Ab jab apni bari ayi toh aap ko apne bachche badi jaldi yaad agaye. Wah bhai wah.
Manager : ( request karte hue ) sorry sir mujhse bohat badi ghalti hogai hai mujhe maaf kardijiye. Mai wada karta hoon ke agey se phir kabhi aisa nahi hoga. Please sir mujhe ek chance dijiye.
Ajju : ( gusse se ) kya aap ke sorry kahne se aap ne jo bhi in logon ke sath kiya woh sab khatam hojayega. Kya aap ke sorry kahne se inko jo takleef aap ki wajha se pohchi hai woh kam hojayegi. Kya aap ke sorry kahne se woh aurten jinko aapne us halat me zabardasti kaam karne ke liye majboor kiya jis me woh thik se chal bhi nahi pati. Kya woh aurton ki takleef kam hojayegi. Nahi na toh phir aap ko kis liye maaf kiya jaye aur kis liye ek maukha diya jaye. Bataiye mujhe agar aap ke paas iski koi wajha hai toh bataiye mujhe.
Ajju ki baat ka koi bhi jawab manager ke paas nahi hota woh khamosh hojata hai. Toh ajju imtiyaz se kahta hai.
Ajju : imtiyaz police ko call karo aur yaha per jaldi se jaldi aney ko kaho.
Imtiyaz : maine pahle hi call kardiya hai. Police thodi hi der me ati hi hogi.
Riyaz : ( rotu hue ) please sir khuda ke liye aisa math kijiye mai barbad hojaonga meri izzar mitti me mil jayegi. Mere baad mere biwi bachchon ka kya hoga sir please sir mujhe maaf kardijiye.
Ajju : ye sab tumhe inlogo per zulm karne se pahle sonchna chahiye tha. Aur tumhare biwi bachchon ki fikar math karo woh ab humari zimedari hai.
Ajju manager se baat karraha tha ke police inspector ata hai. Jise dekh kar manager ko pura yakeen hojata hai ke ab uska kuch nahi hosakta.
Ajju inspector se baat karta hai aur manager ki puri details nikal kar is per case karne ko kahata hai. Inspector bhi thik hai kahker manager ko lekar chala jata hai.
Inspector ke jane ke baad ahmed ajju se puchta hai.
Ahmed: yaar ajju ek baat toh bata ye tune uske biwi bachchon ke bareme kuch sonch kar kaha hai ya aise hi kahdiya.
Ajju : sonch kar hi kaha hai. Mai janta hoon uski wife ko bohat acchi aurat hai. Kai baar mulaqat ho chuki hai meri unse.
Ajju apne doston se baat karraha tha ke door per knock hota hai. Imtiyaz jakar door kholta hai. Bahar honey singh khada tha imtiyaz usko andar lekar ata hai.
Ajju : haan bhai kaho karliya tum logon ne faisla.
Honey singh: ji sahab karliya hai isi liye aap ko bulane aya hoon.
Ajju uske sath chala jata hai. Yaha per sabhi workers khade the ajju jakar union leader se kahta.
Ajju : ji baba kahiye kise chuna hai aap sab ne yaha ke manager ke liye.
Woh admi sab ki taraf dekhta hai. Jaise sab se ijazat mang raha ho. Sabhi haan me sar hilate hai.
Admi : pahle toh mai hum sab ki taraf se aap ko shukriya kahna chata hoon. Aaj ke zamane me jaha malik aur naukar ke beech sirf kaam ka hi rishta rahta hai waha per tumne hume apna pariwar kah kar humara maan barha diya. Aur us manager ko police ke hawale karke ek aur ehsaan hum per kiya hai. Hum sab ne mil kar ye faisala kiya hai ke iss ko ( honey singh ki taraf ishara karke ) yaha ka manager banaya jaye.
Ajju unki baat sunkar kahta hai.
Ajju : aap sab ka shukriya ki aap sab ne hume ghalat nahi samjha aur hum per bharosa kiya. Aur mai aap sab se ye wada karta hoon ke aap sab ko kabhi bhi kisi bhi cheez ki zarurat hoto aap ke sath humesha khada rahonga. Aur haan aap sab humesha humara pariwar rahenge.
Ajju ki baat sunkar sabhi bohat khush hote hai phir ajju agey kahta hai.
Ajju : waise mai puchna chahta hoon ke honey singh ko manager banane ki koi khas wajha.
Admi : beta yaha per sabse ziyada yahi parha likha hai. Isi liye sabhi isko yaha ka manager banana chahte hai.
Ajju : arey wah ye toh badi acchi baat hai. Phir tum yaha per mazdori kyun karrahe ho.
Ajju ki baat sunkar honey singh kuch nahi kahta toh woh admi kahta hai.
Admi : mai batata hoon. Ye mera beta hai aur ye yaha per is liye mazdori karta hai ke agar ye kisi aur jagha jakar kaam karega toh meri dekh bhal karne wala koi nahi rahega. Isi liye ye kahi pet bhi nahi jata.
Honey singh: toh kya mai ghalat karraha hoon. Aap ki tabiyat kabhi bhi kharab hojati hai agar mai kaam per kisi aur jagha chala gaya toh aap ki dekh bhal kon karega.
Ajju : tumne sahi kiya. Humko apne waldain ki khidmat karna chahiye paisa kya hai hum kabhi bhi kama sakte hai. Magar maa baap zindagi me sirf ek baar milte hai. Isiliye inki khidmat me koi kami nahi honi chahiye. Mujhe khushi hai ke tum dusre bachchon ki tarha nahi ho jo paise kamane ke liye apne maa baap ko akela chodh kar chale jate hai aur waha jakar unhe ye bhi yaad nahi hota ke unke maa baap unki rah dekh rahe honge. Mujhe ye sunkar bohat accha laga ke tum apne walid ki itni fikar karte ho. Khair ye sab chodo ye batao ke tum ne kaha tak padhai ki hai.
Honey singh : mai ne commerce se degree ki hai.
Ajju : ye toh acchi baat hai. Phir toh tum yaha per bohat acche se handle karsakte ho. Ab aap sab befikar hojaiye mai yaha ka manager honey singh ko bana donga. Ab aap sab apne apne kaam per chale jaiye.
Ajju ki baat sunkar sabhi khush hojate hai aur ajju honey singh ko apne sath lekar chala jata hai.
Ajju : Chalo mere sath mai tum ko kuch cheezen samjha donga ke tumko yaha per kya kya dekhna hai aur kya kya karna hai. Aur haan purane manager sahab ki biwi ko bhi bulwalo kisi ko bhej kar. Mujhe unse bhi kuch baat karni hai.
Ajju ki baat sukar honey singh ek ladke ko riyaz ki biwi ko bulane bhej deta hai.
Ajju apne doston ke sath office me ajata hai aur sath me honey singh bhi tha. Yaha per aney ke baad ahmed honey singh ko puchta hai.
Ahmed: yaar ek baat toh batao ye tumhara naam sach me honey singh hai ya tumne khud rakha hai.
Ahmed ki baat sunkar ajju use ghoor kar dekhta hai toh ahmed kahta hai.
Ahmed: arey bhai aise kya ghoor kar dekh raha hai. Maine kya koi ghalat sawal kiya hai mujhe bas iske naam ke bareme janna tha isi liye puch liya.
Ahmed ki baat sunkar imtiyaz haste hue kahta hai.
Imtiyaz ( haste hue ) : nahi bhai tune koi ghalat sawal nahi kiya hai. In fact tu toh kabhi ghalat sawal kar hi nahi sakta.
Ahmed : chal ab tu ziyada daanth math dikha warna ek ghonsa maronga aur battees ke 32 daanth andar chale janege. Haan bhai tune bataya nahi ke tera yahi naam hai ya kuch aur bhi hai.
Honey singh : bhai mera asli naam harpreet singh hai. Maine singer honey singh ke naam ko dekh kar apna naam harpreet se badal kar honey singh rakh liya.
Ahmed : hmm toh ye baat hai. Sahi hai ab toh tu manager ban gaya hai. Party deni padegi.
Honey singh : kyun mazak uda rahe ho bhai. Aap jaise log kaha hum ghareebon ke sath khana pasand karte hai.
Imtiyaz : kyun bhai tujh me kya kante lage hue hai. Ya party na dene ke liye bahana dhundh raha hai. Agar aisa hai toh tu bhool ja beta hum nahi chodhne wale tujhe bina party liye Aur ek baat kaan khol kar sunle ye ameer ghareeb kuch nahi hota sab ek jaise hai. Sabhi insaan hai bas yahi kafi hai samjha. Agey se kabhi aisa math kahna.
Honey singh : ji bhai samhaj gaya agey se kabhi nahi kahonga.
Ahmed : hmm thik hai ab ye bol ke party kab dega.
Honey singh : pehli tankha ate hi.
Imtiyaz : chal thik hai.
Ajju jo itni der se khamosh baitha sab sunraha tha kahta hai.
Ajju : tum dono ka hogaya ya aur bhi kuch puchna hai toh puchlo hum yaha kaam karne thodi hi aye hai. Yahi sab karne aye hai. Aur tum inko koi party dene ki zaruat nahi hai samjhe.
Ahmed aur imtiyaz kuch kahte usse pahle hi ajju unhe ghoor kar dekhta hai toh dono khamosh hojate hai.
Phir ajju honey singh ko kaam ke bare me kya janta hai ye sab kuch puchta hai phir yaha per kya karna hai woh bhi batata hai.
Ajju honey singh ko sab kuch acche se samjha deta hai. Uske baad sabhi baten karte hai. Thodi der baad office ke door per knock hota hai. Ajju andar aney ko kahta hai toh ek lady andar ati hai. Ye koi aur nahi purane manager ki wife thi. Ajju usko dekh kar apni jagha se uth jata hai aur usse kahta hai.
Ajju : assalamu alaikum dilshad didi.
Dilshad : wa alaikum assalam.
Ajju : aur aap kaisi hai bacche kaise hai.
Dilshad : alhumdulillah sir sab acche hai aap kaise hai. Aap ne bulaya tha mujhe kuch kaam tha kya sir.
Ajju dishad ke sir kahne se samhajta hai ke woh isse naraz hai isi liye kahta hai.
Ajju : arey didi aap mujhe sir kuyn kahrahi ho. Aur haan mujhe aapse baat bhi karni thi.
Dilshad : ab aap mere husband ke boss ke bete hai toh aap ko sir hi kahongi na. Kahiye sir apne mujhe kyun bulaya tha.
Ajju : accha ab hum boss ke bete bangaye.
Dilshad : aur nahi toh kya aap agar hume apni bahen mante toh aise kaam ke liye hi nahi atey.
Ajju : accha sorry didi kaam ziyada badh gaya hai isi liye nahi asaka. Ab maaf kardijiye na.
Dilshad : bhai tum har baar aisa hi kahte ho aur phir aise ghayeb hoto ho ke nazar hi nahi atey.
Ajju : ab aisa nahi hoga didi.
Dilshad : chalo thik hai maaf kiya tumko aur sab kaise hai ghar per aur ye dono ahmed aur imtiyaz hai kya?
Ajju : ghar per sabhi acche hai aur ye dono ahmed aur imtiyaz hi hai.
Dilshad : mujhe laga hi tha.
Ahmed in dono ki baten sunkar kahta hai.
Ahmed : ek minute ek minute aap hume kaise janti ho ? Hum toh pahle khabhi mile hi nahi.
Ahmed ki baat sunkar ajju aur dilshad haste hai aur dilshad kahti hai
Dilshad : ( haste hue ) are bhai tum log konse zamane me ji rahe ho ? Kisi ko janne ke liye usse milna zaruri thodi hi hai. Bhai jab bhi yaha per ata toh kuch na kuch baat per tum dono ka zikar zarur hota tha. Phir bhai ne tum dono ka photo bhi dikhaya tha. Aur alauddin aur nizam ke bhi photo dekhe. hai.
Imtiyaz: tabhi mai sonchu ke aap hume kaise janti hai. Khair aap se mil kar accha laga aur mai imtiyaz hoon.
Ahmed : mujhe bhi accha laga aap se milkar mai ahmed. Aap hume janti ho magar mai apna intro khud dena pasand karta hoon.
Imtiyaz : haan haan tu toh bohat bada superstar hai na isi liye apna intro khud deta hai.
Ahmed : aur nahi toh kya... apan bhi kisi superstar se kam hai kya.
Imtiyaz : haan woh toh dikh hi raha hai teri shakal dekh kar kitna bada suuuuperstar hai tu.
Ahmed : mujhe kahi se jalne ki bu arahi hai.
Imtiyaz : jalna aur woh bhi tujhse... tujhe nahi lagta teri shakal ke hisab se tu kuch ziyada badi baat karraha hai.
Imtiyaz ki baat sukar ahmed kuch kahta ajju beech me kahta hai.
Ajju : chup hojao tum dono miya ki tarha lad rahe ho.
Ajju ki baat sunkar dilshad haste hue kahti hai.
Dilshad : ( haste hue ) bhai tumne jaisa inke bareme bataya tha ye bilkul waise hi hai. Magar mujhe bohat acche lage...kitna accha ladte hai bilkul ladkiyon ki tarha.
Dilshad ki baat sukar sabhi haste hai phir ajju thoda serious hokar dilshad se kahta hai.
Ajju : arey didi aap mujhe sir kuyn kahrahi ho. Aur haan mujhe aapse baat bhi karni thi.
Dilshad : ab aap mere husband ke boss ke bete hai toh aap ko sir hi kahongi na. Kahiye sir apne mujhe kyun bulaya tha.
Ajju : accha ab hum boss ke bete bangaye.
Dilshad : aur nahi toh kya aap agar hume apni bahen mante toh aise kaam ke liye hi nahi atey.
Ajju : accha sorry didi kaam ziyada badh gaya hai isi liye nahi asaka. Ab maaf kardijiye na.
Dilshad : bhai tum har baar aisa hi kahte ho aur phir aise ghayeb hoto ho ke nazar hi nahi atey.
Ajju : ab aisa nahi hoga didi.
Dilshad : chalo thik hai maaf kiya tumko aur sab kaise hai ghar per aur ye dono ahmed aur imtiyaz hai kya?
Ajju : ghar per sabhi acche hai aur ye dono ahmed aur imtiyaz hi hai.
Dilshad : mujhe laga hi tha.
Ahmed in dono ki baten sunkar kahta hai.
Ahmed : ek minute ek minute aap hume kaise janti ho ? Hum toh pahle khabhi mile hi nahi.
Ahmed ki baat sunkar ajju aur dilshad haste hai aur dilshad kahti hai
Dilshad : ( haste hue ) are bhai tum log konse zamane me ji rahe ho ? Kisi ko janne ke liye usse milna zaruri thodi hi hai. Bhai jab bhi yaha per ata toh kuch na kuch baat per tum dono ka zikar zarur hota tha. Phir bhai ne tum dono ka photo bhi dikhaya tha. Aur alauddin aur nizam ke bhi photo dekhe. hai.
Imtiyaz: tabhi mai sonchu ke aap hume kaise janti hai. Khair aap se mil kar accha laga aur mai imtiyaz hoon.
Ahmed : mujhe bhi accha laga aap se milkar mai ahmed. Aap hume janti ho magar mai apna intro khud dena pasand karta hoon.
Imtiyaz : haan haan tu toh bohat bada superstar hai na isi liye apna intro khud deta hai.
Ahmed : aur nahi toh kya... apan bhi kisi superstar se kam hai kya.
Imtiyaz : haan woh toh dikh hi raha hai teri shakal dekh kar kitna bada suuuuperstar hai tu.
Ahmed : mujhe kahi se jalne ki bu arahi hai.
Imtiyaz : jalna aur woh bhi tujhse... tujhe nahi lagta teri shakal ke hisab se tu kuch ziyada badi baat karraha hai.
Imtiyaz ki baat sukar ahmed kuch kahta ajju beech me kahta hai.
Ajju : chup hojao tum dono miya ki tarha lad rahe ho.
Ajju ki baat sunkar dilshad haste hue kahti hai.
Dilshad : ( haste hue ) bhai tumne jaisa inke bareme bataya tha ye bilkul waise hi hai. Magar mujhe bohat acche lage...kitna accha ladte hai bilkul ladkiyon ki tarha.
Dilshad ki baat sukar sabhi haste hai phir ajju thoda serious hokar dilshad se kahta hai.
Ajju : didi mujhe aap se kuch baat karni hai.
Dilshad : haan bhai bolo... agar tum riyaz ke bareme bolna chahte ho toh mai bata doon. Mujhe bhi unki ye adath bohat buri lagti thi. Maine kai baar unhe rokne ki koshish ki thi. Magar woh nahi maney. Unke sath jo bhi hua bilkul thik hua. Tum is bareme ziyada kuch math soncho.
Ajju : mujhe aap se yahi umeed thi didi. Accha maine aap ko ek aur baat karne ke liye bulaya hai.
Dilshad : ab konsi baat kahna hai bhai tumhe.
Ajju : didi mai chahta hoon ke aap iss mill ke ladies incharge bane. Maine honey singh ko yaha ka manager bana diya hai. Ye yaha ki puri zimedari sambhal lega. Apko bas yaha ki aurton ke sath rahna hai aur unko kisi bhi cheez ki zarurat hoto aap mujhe bataye mai use solve kardonga.
Dilshad : per bhai mai kaise ye sab sambhal sakti hoon ? Mujhe toh iss ka zara sa bhi experience nahi hai.... nahi bhai ye mujhse nahi hoga.
Ajju : mujhe aap per pura bharosa hai ke aap ye kaam bohat hi acche se sambhal sakti hai. Aur agar aap ku kuch samhaj nahi aya toh honey singh ko puch lena.
Honey singh : haan didi aap yaha ki ladies incharge banne ke liye mana math kijiye. Yaha ke log aap ki bohat izzat karte hai. Agar unko ye maloom hua ke aap ladies incharge hai toh woh log bohat khush hojayenge. Aur agar kuch bhi pareshani hui toh mai sab sambhal longa. aap bas haan kardijiye.
Dilshad ajju aur honey singh ki baat sunkar thodi der sonchti hai phir haan kahdeti hai.
Dilshad ke haan kahne ke baad sabhi khush hojate hai. sab baten karte baith jate hai. Aise hi lunch time hojata hai.
......To be continued.......
Update kaisa laga comments karke zarur batana.
Ajju home :
Ajju ke jane ke baad ajju ke dad bhi office ke liye nikal jate hai. Aaj ajju ki didi hospital nahi jati. Ajju ki mom aur didi ne milkar ghar ka sabhi kaam khatam kadiya tha. Toh sabhi mil kar hall me baith jate hai aur baten karne lagte hai
Muneeza: didi aaj kyun na bahar ghum kar ate hai bohat din hogaye hai kahi bhi gaye hue.
Didi : hmm baat toh thik kah rahi hai. Ek kaam kar Nishath, Rukhsar, Shabnam, Simran aur Afshan ko bhi bulaley sabhi mil kar aaj ghumenge aur masti karenge. ( Ye sabhi ajju ke cousin sisters hai inka intro inke family ke sath hoga ).
Muneeza: haan didi ye sahi rahega mai abhi sabko call karti hoon. Waise bhi kafi time se sabhi ne mil kar koi dhamal nahi kiya.
Ye kahkar muneeza sabhi ko call karke bata deti hai ke aaj sabhi bahne mil kar bahar jane wale hai. Toh sabhi ko jaldi se ajju ke ghar ane ko boldeti hai. Ye dono bhi ready hone chali jati hai. Thodi der baad ajju ke ghar ki door bell bajti hai. Ajju ki mom jakar door kholti hai toh samne puri paltan khadi thi. Ajju ki mom sabhi ko andar bulati hai. Sabhi andar akar sofe per baith jate hai aur ajju ki mom se salam dua karte hai.
Nishath : mami didi aur muneeza kaha per hai.
Mom : woh dono ready horahi hai.
Rukhsar : 2no abhi tak ready nahi hue chalo didi ke room me chalte hai.
Simran : haan chalo yaha baithe rahe toh woh dono aur bhi der karenge.
Shabnam : mere dimagh me ek idea hai.
Nishath : are wah tere paas dimagh bhi hai aur tu uska use bhi karti hai ye mujhe aaj pata chala
Shabnam : haan tujhe kaise pata chalega tere paas bhi toh nahi haina.
Nishath : toh iska matlab tu manti hai ke tere paas dimagh nahi hai.
Nishath ki baat sunkar sabhi bahne hasti hai jise dekh kar shabnam chid jati hai toh ajju ki mom kahti hai.
Mom
pyar se ) chup ho jao tum sab kyun pareshan karrahi ho meri bacchi ko.Simran : ( mazak karte hue ) kyun mami hum apke bachche nahi hai kya shabnam akeli hai kya.
Shabnam: ( mazak se ) tujhe kyun jalan horahi hai mami agar mujhe pyar karrahi hai.
Mom : tum sab mere pyare bache ho or mai tum sabhi ko pyar karti hoon. Ab tum sab didi ke room me jao mai tab tak tum sabke liye cold drinks lati hoon.
Rukhsar : nahi mami rahne do hum sab ghar se nashta karke aye hai aur waise bhi hume bahar jana hai aur time bhi horaha hai.
In sab me sabse choti afshan hai toh woh kuch nahi bolti bas sunti hai.
Phir nishath kahti hai.
Nishath : haan shabbu tere dimagh me kuch hai bola tha na ab bata kya hai tere dimagh me.
Shabnam : huh ab kyun puch rahi hai. Mere paas toh dimagh hi nahi hai na.
Nishath : ab ziyada bhau math kha aur jaldi se bol warna hum sab aise hi chale jayege.
Shabnam : haan toh suno hum sab ek sath didi ke room me enter honge aur didi or muneeza ko darainge.
Shabnam ki baat sunkar sabhi ko hasi ati hai magar sabhi apni hasi control karte hai aur usko ok kahte hai.
Phir sabhi ek sath didi ke room ki taraf jate hai aur jaise hi sabhi ek sath room me entar hote hai. Sabhi ki ek sath chik nikal jati hai kyun ki unke samne ek darawna mask pahne muneeza khadi thi. Insab ki cheek sunkar muneeza mask nikal deti hai aur hasne lagti hai muneeza ke sath didi bhi hasti hai.
Muneeza aur didi ko aise haste hue dekh kar sabhi bahne muneeza ke peeche bhagte hai aur usey pakad kar gudgudi karne lagte hai. Phir sabhi neeche akar ajju ki mom ko bye kahkar ghumne nikal jati hai.
Pahle sabhi bahne movie dekhti hai aur uske baad ek restuarant me lunch ke liye jati hai aur waha baith kar shopping kya karna hai woh decide karti hai. Lunch ke baad sabhi mall ke liye nikal jate hai. Thodi hi der me sabhi bahne mall pohanch jate hai. Mall ka naam tha A.S GROUP OF MALLS.
Sabhi andar jati hai aur lag jati hai shopping karne me. Shopping karne ke baad sabhi bahne ek sath bahar jane lagti hai ke muneeza ki nazar ek diamond ki shop per padti hai toh muneeza us shop ke paas chali jati hai aur us diamond ke set ko dekhne lagti hai. Sabhi bahne agey nikal jati hai. Muneeza ko diamond ke set ko dekhte dekh kar us shop ki sales girl muneeza se kahti hai.
Sales girl : bohat hi accha set hai madam.
Muneeza: haan waqai me bohat accha hai.
Sales girl: aiye andar chal kar iske bare me discuss karlete hai.
Muneeza: are nahi mujhe ye nahi lena mai toh bas isko dekh rahi thi. Ye mujhe bohat hi accha laga toh bas isey dekh rahi thi.
Sales girl: are toh isme konsi badi baat hai. Aap aiye mere sath mai aap ko accha discount bhi dilwa dungi.
Muneeza: no thanks madam mujhe nahi chahiye.
Sales girl: jab nahi chahiye toh yaha kyun khadi ho jao yaha se pata nahi kaha kaha se muh utha kar chale ate hai. Auqat hoti nahi khareedne ki ajate hai huh.
Muneeza: excuse me ye aap kis tarha baat karrahi ho mujhse mai kahmosh hoon iska ye matlab nahi ke tum kuch bhi kahogi mai sun longi apni zaban sambhal kar baat karo samjhi.
Idhar muneeza ko apne sath na dekh kar sabhi bahne muneeza ko dhundhte hue iss shop tak ajate hai. Aur muneeza ko kisi se bahes karte dekh uske paas ajate hai.
Sales girl: are jab aukat nahi thi khareedne ki toh kyun khadi thi yaha per.
Us sales girl ki baat sunkar sabhi bahnon ko gussa ata hai aur nishath kahti hai.
Nishath: aye ladki apni zaban sambhal kar bol jo bhi bolna hai. Baad me ye na ho ke tujhe maafi magne me bhi sharam aye. Tu janti nahi hai kisse baat karrahi hai. Agar pata hota toh nazaren bhi nahi milati tu humse samjhi.
Sales girl: kon hai tu bohat badi toop hai kya tu. Huh baat toh aise karrahi hai jaise ye mall hi tere baap ka hai. Aukat ek necklace lene ki nahi hai aur batan dekho jaise abhi ye shop khareed lengi huh.
Jahgda ki baat sunkar iss shop ka manegar bhi waha per ajata hai aur ajju ke sisters se kahta hai.
Shop manager: dekho tum log kahama tamasha mat karo aur chale jao yaha se warna mai guards ko bula kar tumsab ko bahar phikwa donga samhaj ayi meri baat chalo niklo yaha se. Ghareeb kahin ke cheez wahi pasand karna chahiye jo apni aukat me ho. Woh nahi jo apni aukat ke bahar ho chalo dafa hojao yaha se. Isse pahle ke tumhe dhakke dekar nikal diya jaye.
Manager ki baat sunkar toh sabhi bahne gusse se aag bagola hoajti hai aur usey marne ke liye jane lagti hai. Magar yaha per didi rukhsar aur simran ne samhajdari dikha kar apni bahnon ko rok kar kahti hai.
Didi: shanth hojao tum sab or meri baat suno. Isko pata nahi ke isne kiske sath battamizi ki hai toh isko iski aukat iske tareeke se dikhaenge.
Nishath : ( gusse se ) hat jao didi mai ise nahi chodh ne wali isne bardasht ki sabhi hadain paar kardi hai. Mai ise abhi batati hoon ke humari kya aukat hai.
Muneeza: haan simran chodh mujhe mai iss chudail ko batati hoon ke hum kitni badi toop hai.
Simran : tum sab shanth hojao. Hum uski haar baat ka jawab denge magar apne tareeke se iss tarha ladkar nahi.
Badi mushki se ye dono shanth hoti hai toh rukhsar us manager se kahti hai.
Rukhsar: tumhe sach me pata nahi ke hum log kon hai.
Manager: tum log koi bhi ho mujhe usse koi farq nahi padta accha hoga ke tum log yaha se jaldi chale jao warna accha nahi hoga.
Simran: agar tum hume nahi jante toh jaldi hi jaan jaoge magar afsoos ke us waqt tumhare ye tewar badal jayenge.
Nishath jo bohat der se apne gusse ko control karne ki koshish karrahi thi kahti hai.
Nishath : tum log iss se baten kyun karrahi ho. Mai dekhati hoon use apni aukat.
Phir nishath manager ke samne jakar kahti hai.
Nishath : aukat dekhe ga tu humari rook abhi tujhe humari aukat dikhati hoon tujhe humsab ke pairon me gira kar maafi na mangwai toh mera naam bhi nishi nahi.
Phir muneeza se kahti hai call mila. Muneeza bhi haan kahker call milati hai.
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Mahi side:
Mahi ajju ke dad ke sath lunch karne jati hai. Yaha per ajju ke dad mr faisal aur mahi ye teeno milkar lunch karne baithte hai.
Dad : toh mahi tumhare paas koi experience nahi hai phir bhi tumne bohat acchi file banai hai.
Mahi : thank you sir aap ko meri banai hui file pasand ayi. Mujhe toh bohat daar lagraha tha ke aap ko meri banai hui file acchi lagegi bhi ya nahi.
Dad : kaam jab pure dil se karo toh darna nahi chahiye. Waise tumne kahi training toh nahi li.
Mahi : nahi sir ye sab maine apne ghar ke paas seekha hai.
Dad : ghar ke paas matlab ?
Phir mahi unko miss nadiya ki factory ke bare me batati hai. Jaha per woh kabhi kabhi accounts ka kaam dekhliya karti thi.
Ajju ke dad mahi ki baat sunkar kahte hai.
Dad : hmm toh ye baat hai.
Phir sabka lunch finished hota hai. Mahi wapas cabin me jakar apne kaam me lagjati hai.
Idhar mahi ke jane ke baad ajju ke dad mr faisal se kahte hai.
Dad : kuch bhi kaho faisal kuch toh baat hai iss ladki me.
Mr faisal: haa sir apne sahi kaha itni si umer me itna confident maine bohat kam logon me dekha hai.
Dad : haan tumne sahi kaha jab maine isse baat ki aur usse kaha ke tum yaha kaam karrahi thi ya so rahi thi toh usne bohat hi confidently mujhe answer diya. Ek baar toh mai bhi dang rah gaya uska jawab sunkar. Aaj kal log apne boss ko khush karne ke liye unki chaplusi karte hai. Aur agar boss gussa kare toh ji sir ji sir kahte hai. Magar is ladki ka confident toh kuch alag hi level ka hai. Ye ladki bohat upar tak jayegi dekh lena faisal tum.
Mr faisal: ji haan sir mujhe bhi yahi lagta hai. Ye ladki me kuch toh baat hai.
Ye dono baten karrahe the ke ajju ke dad ka phone bajta hai. Caller name dekh kar unke chahre per muskurahat ajati hai. Woh call receive karke muskurate hue kahte hai.
Dad : are wah aaj humari beti ko apne bade papa ki badi jaldi yaad agayi kya baat hai.
Ji haan call karne wali muneeza hi thi jo nishath ke kahne per ajju ke dad ko call kiya tha.
Muneeza: aap abhi kaha per ho bade papa.
Dad ko muneeza ki awaz sunkar hi pata chal jata hai ke muneeza is waqt serious hai isi liye bolte hai.
Dad : beta mai toh is waqt office me hi hoon kyun kya baat hai.
Muneeza: aap isi waqt abc road ke mall me aiye.
Dad : kya hua beta tum itne gusse me kyun lag rahi ho. Kuch hua hai kya waha per mai abhi waha ke manager se baat karta hoon woh tumhari problem solve kardega.
Muneeza: kisi ko call karne ki zarurat nahi hai aap khud yaha per aiye yaha per kisi ko uski aukat dikhani hai.
Ajju ke dad bhi samhaj jate hai ke mamala kuch bada hogaya hai. Isi liye thik hai kahker call phone rakh dete hai.
Mr faisal ajju ke dad ko pareshan dekh kar puchte hai.
Mr faisal: kya hua sir aap pareshan dikh rahe hai.
Dad : pata nahi muneeza ka call tha kah rahi hai aap abhi isi waqt abc road ke mall auo kisi ko uski aukat dikahani hai. Mujhe lagta hai zarur kuch badi baat hui hogi warna mere ghar ke bachche kisi ko bhi uski aukat dikhane ki baat nahi karte. Khair woh sab waha jakar pata chal hi jayega ke mamla kya hai. Tum ek kaam karo mahira ko bhi mere sath chalne ko kaho.
Mr faisal ajju ke dad ki baat sunkar chonk jate hai.
Mr faisal: mahira ko kyun sir ?
Dad : are bhai jis confident se mujhe jawab diya hai dekhte hai waha kya karti hai aur mujhe kisi ko toh sath me lekar jana hi hai. Tumko lekar nahi ja sakta yaha per bhi toh koi hona chahiye. Ajju bhi apni mill ki taraf gaya hua hai. Kah raha tha kuch problem chal rahi hai waha per. Khair aap mahira ko neeche ane ko kaho.
Ye kah kar ajju ke dad baher chale jatey hai aur mr faisal ajju ke cabin ki taraf.
Idhar mahi apne kaam me busy thi ke cabim ko knock karke mr faisal andar ate hai jinhe dekh kar mahi kahdi hojati hai.
Mr faisal: toh mahira kaisa chal raha hai kaam.
Mahi : ji sir bas usi me lagi hoon.
Mr faisal: hmmm ! Mahira agar koi tumhe bila wajha pareshan kare toh tumhe kya karna chahiye.
Mahi : mai samjhi nahi sir ?
Mr faisal: woh baat darasal ye hai ke abhi abhi boss ko unki bhatiji ka call aya tha ke koi unko bila wajha pareshan karraha hai. Toh mai yahi janna cahraha tha ke agar tum waha per hoti toh kya karti.
Mahi: agar mai waha per hoti toh pahle situation ka jaiza leti phir uske baad hi kuch karti.
Mr faisal: good bohat accha ab tum boss ke sath jao aur unki ladki ke sath kiya hua hai usme unki help karo.
Mahi unki baat sunkar hairan hojati hai.
Mahi : ma....ma..mai kiase unke sath jasakti hoon.
Mr faisal: boss ne khud kaha hai. Ab jaldi se neeche jao boss neeche ja chuke hai.
Ye kahkar mr faisal bhi cabin ke bahar chale jate hai. Mahi bhi thodi der kuch soncti hai aur neeche chali jati hai.
Neeche ajju ke dad car ke paas khade the mahi ko dekh kar car me baith jate hai mahi bhi jakar car me baith jati hai aur car chal padti hai mall ki taraf.
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Ajju side :
Ajju ke kahne per honey singh ne sabhi ko ek jagha per aney ke liye kahdiya tohdi hi der me sabhi log agaye. Ye jagha mill me kuch bhi khas announcement karne ke liye thi. Sabhi ke aney ke baad ajju bhi stage per jata hai aur ek baar samne nazar dal kar dekhta hai toh sabhi usey hi dekh rahe they. Ajju ek baar manager ko ghoor kar dekhta hai aur kahna shuru karta hai.
Ajju : assalamu alaikum mere pariwar walo humne kabhi bhi aap sab ko apne se alag nahi samjha humne aap ko humesha apne pariwar ki hi tarha dekha hai. Mujhe toh aap sab jante hi honge. Mujhe iss baat ka bohat dukh hai ke yaha per inta sab kuch hota raha aur hum ko iski koi khabar hi nahi rahi. Yakeen maniye agar iska zara sa bhi ilm humko hota toh hum fauri taur per is per action lete. Iss insaan per humne ankh band karke bharosa kiya aur isne aap sab ke sath aisa sulook kiya. Iske kiye ki saza isko zaroor milegi. Lekin mai aap sab se ye janna chahta hoon ke aap me se kisi ne bhi humko iske bare me kuch bhi kyun nahi bataya. Jab bhi hum kisi kaam se yaha per atey they toh aap me se koi ek bhi agar himmat karke hume iski khabar kar deta toh ye naubat nahi ati.
Ajju ki baat sunkar ek buzurg admi kahta hai. Jo unka union leader tha magar manager iski bhi nahi sunta tha.
Union leader : beta hum ghareeb log apko kya khabar karte. Humne jab bhi manager ko kuch bhi kahne ki koshish ki toh isne humko bohat pareshan kiya aur dhamki bhi deta tha ke kaam se nikal dega. Hum ghareebon ke paas itni himmat nahi hoti ke apne malikon se kuch bhi kah sake. Hum logon ko ek hi cheez ki fikar rahti hai ke humse koi ghalti na hojaye jiske chalte malik hume kaam se na nikal de. Hum ko toh bas apne gharwalon ki fikar rahti hai. Agar kaam se nikal diye gaye toh hum kaha jayenge isi liye jo kuch bhi hota hai hum chup chap sah lete hai.
Ajju ko us buzurg ki baat sunkar bohat bura lagta hai ke ye log waqai me kitne majboor hote hai. Inke sath itni ziyadati hone per bhi ye log sirf apne pariwar ki khatir kitna kuch sahlete hai. Ajju ko manager per aur bhi gussa ata hai. Ajju un buzurg se kahta hai.
Ajju : matna hoon ke aap log majboor they kuch bhi nahi kar sakte they lekin ye bhi toh ghalat hai na koi aap per zulm kare aur aap sahte rahe. Aap logon ke darne ke karan hi iski himmat aur badti gayi aur ye apni manmani karta raha. Lekin ab nahi ab aap logon me se hi koi ek yaha ka manager banega aur yaha ke logon ke liye acche se kaam karega. Ab aap log faisla kariye ke kon aap me se yaha ki bhag daur sambhalne ke kahbil hai.
Ajju ki baat sunkar sabhi workers khush hojate hai aur ajju ki jai jai kaar karne lagte hai jise dekh kar ahmed imtiyaz se kahta hai.
Ahmed: abey yaar apna ajju toh political leader ki tarha bhashan bhi dene laga hai. Ab lagtha hai iska irada rajneeti me utar ne ka hai. India me toh inke kai states me aise na jane kitni hi mills aur factorys hai aur isi tarha her jagha ye aise hi speeh dega toh pakka chota mota CM toh ban hi jayega.
Imtiyaz ahmed ki baat sunkar hasta hai aur kahta hai.
Imtiyaz: ( haste hue ) yaar baat toh teri sahi hai. Agar ajju chota mota CM bangaya toh tu bhi ek chota mota MLA toh zaroor banhi jayega. Kya bolta hai baat karon phir ajju se is bare me.
Ahmed: na bhai na mai toh aise hi kahraha tha. Ajju ke samne agar aisi baten karnge toh beta baithne ke bhi khabil nahi chodega.
Imtiyaz :abey darta kyun hai mai hoon na tere sath. Bas tujhe ajju ko convince karna hai aur kya. Phir dekh tu kaha se kaha pohach jata hai.
Imtiyaz ahmed ke maze lete hue usko chaney ke jhad per chadha ne ki koshish karta hai. Magar ahmed bhi uski iss harkat ko samhaj jata hai.
Ahmed: haan bhai mujhe pata hai tu kitna mere sath hai aur kitna mere bare me sonchta hai. Chup chap baith samjha ziyada gyan math banth.
Dono aise hi kusur pusur karte hai.
Ider sabhi ajju ki jai jai kaar karte hai toh ajju kahta hai.
Ajju : please aap log aisa na kare maine ye sab isliye nahi kiya ke aap sab meri jai jai kar kare. Ye toh mera farz hai jo mai pura karraha hoon. In fact mujhe toh bura lag raha hai ke humare hote hue bhi aap logon ke sath itni ziyatti hui. Khair jo hua usey badla toh nahi jasakta magar sudhara zaroor jasakta hai isi liye ye kaam aap me se koi ek kare toh mujhe ziyada fikar karne ki zarurat nahi hogi. Toh aap sab salah mashwara karke mujhe bata de ke aap ne kis ko yaha ka manager banane ke liye chuna hai. Mai usey yaha ka manager bana donga. Mai office me hoon aap ka jo bhi jawab ho mujhe bata dijiye mai tab tak purane manager ki khabar leta hoon.
Ye kahkar ajju stage se neeche ajata hai aur ajju ke sath ahmed imtiyaz aur manager bhi tha. Phir charo office me pohanch jate hai. Jaise hi charo office me atey hai manager ajju ke pairon me girjata hai aur kahta hai.
Manager: sir mujhe maaf kardijiye mai ainda aisa nahi karonga. Mere chote chote bachche hai mujhe ek mauka dijiye sir please sir.
Ajju manager ko apne paas se hatata hai aur kahta hai.
Ajju : wah riyaz bhai wah aaj apne per ayi toh bachche yaad agaye aur rona bhi agaya. Jab ye logon ke uper zulm karte they tab aap ko inke bachchon ka khayal aya tab apko inki bebasi nazar ayi. Tab apko ye nazar nahi aya ke ye log bhi insaan hai inko bhi takleef hoti hai. Arey apne toh auton ko bhi nahi choda unko bhi takleef di ye bhi nahi soncha ke agar inko kuch hojata toh inke bachchon ka kya hota. Ab jab apni bari ayi toh aap ko apne bachche badi jaldi yaad agaye. Wah bhai wah.
Manager : ( request karte hue ) sorry sir mujhse bohat badi ghalti hogai hai mujhe maaf kardijiye. Mai wada karta hoon ke agey se phir kabhi aisa nahi hoga. Please sir mujhe ek chance dijiye.
Ajju : ( gusse se ) kya aap ke sorry kahne se aap ne jo bhi in logon ke sath kiya woh sab khatam hojayega. Kya aap ke sorry kahne se inko jo takleef aap ki wajha se pohchi hai woh kam hojayegi. Kya aap ke sorry kahne se woh aurten jinko aapne us halat me zabardasti kaam karne ke liye majboor kiya jis me woh thik se chal bhi nahi pati. Kya woh aurton ki takleef kam hojayegi. Nahi na toh phir aap ko kis liye maaf kiya jaye aur kis liye ek maukha diya jaye. Bataiye mujhe agar aap ke paas iski koi wajha hai toh bataiye mujhe.
Ajju ki baat ka koi bhi jawab manager ke paas nahi hota woh khamosh hojata hai. Toh ajju imtiyaz se kahta hai.
Ajju : imtiyaz police ko call karo aur yaha per jaldi se jaldi aney ko kaho.
Imtiyaz : maine pahle hi call kardiya hai. Police thodi hi der me ati hi hogi.
Riyaz : ( rotu hue ) please sir khuda ke liye aisa math kijiye mai barbad hojaonga meri izzar mitti me mil jayegi. Mere baad mere biwi bachchon ka kya hoga sir please sir mujhe maaf kardijiye.
Ajju : ye sab tumhe inlogo per zulm karne se pahle sonchna chahiye tha. Aur tumhare biwi bachchon ki fikar math karo woh ab humari zimedari hai.
Ajju manager se baat karraha tha ke police inspector ata hai. Jise dekh kar manager ko pura yakeen hojata hai ke ab uska kuch nahi hosakta.
Ajju inspector se baat karta hai aur manager ki puri details nikal kar is per case karne ko kahata hai. Inspector bhi thik hai kahker manager ko lekar chala jata hai.
Inspector ke jane ke baad ahmed ajju se puchta hai.
Ahmed: yaar ajju ek baat toh bata ye tune uske biwi bachchon ke bareme kuch sonch kar kaha hai ya aise hi kahdiya.
Ajju : sonch kar hi kaha hai. Mai janta hoon uski wife ko bohat acchi aurat hai. Kai baar mulaqat ho chuki hai meri unse.
Ajju apne doston se baat karraha tha ke door per knock hota hai. Imtiyaz jakar door kholta hai. Bahar honey singh khada tha imtiyaz usko andar lekar ata hai.
Ajju : haan bhai kaho karliya tum logon ne faisla.
Honey singh: ji sahab karliya hai isi liye aap ko bulane aya hoon.
Ajju uske sath chala jata hai. Yaha per sabhi workers khade the ajju jakar union leader se kahta.
Ajju : ji baba kahiye kise chuna hai aap sab ne yaha ke manager ke liye.
Woh admi sab ki taraf dekhta hai. Jaise sab se ijazat mang raha ho. Sabhi haan me sar hilate hai.
Admi : pahle toh mai hum sab ki taraf se aap ko shukriya kahna chata hoon. Aaj ke zamane me jaha malik aur naukar ke beech sirf kaam ka hi rishta rahta hai waha per tumne hume apna pariwar kah kar humara maan barha diya. Aur us manager ko police ke hawale karke ek aur ehsaan hum per kiya hai. Hum sab ne mil kar ye faisala kiya hai ke iss ko ( honey singh ki taraf ishara karke ) yaha ka manager banaya jaye.
Ajju unki baat sunkar kahta hai.
Ajju : aap sab ka shukriya ki aap sab ne hume ghalat nahi samjha aur hum per bharosa kiya. Aur mai aap sab se ye wada karta hoon ke aap sab ko kabhi bhi kisi bhi cheez ki zarurat hoto aap ke sath humesha khada rahonga. Aur haan aap sab humesha humara pariwar rahenge.
Ajju ki baat sunkar sabhi bohat khush hote hai phir ajju agey kahta hai.
Ajju : waise mai puchna chahta hoon ke honey singh ko manager banane ki koi khas wajha.
Admi : beta yaha per sabse ziyada yahi parha likha hai. Isi liye sabhi isko yaha ka manager banana chahte hai.
Ajju : arey wah ye toh badi acchi baat hai. Phir tum yaha per mazdori kyun karrahe ho.
Ajju ki baat sunkar honey singh kuch nahi kahta toh woh admi kahta hai.
Admi : mai batata hoon. Ye mera beta hai aur ye yaha per is liye mazdori karta hai ke agar ye kisi aur jagha jakar kaam karega toh meri dekh bhal karne wala koi nahi rahega. Isi liye ye kahi pet bhi nahi jata.
Honey singh: toh kya mai ghalat karraha hoon. Aap ki tabiyat kabhi bhi kharab hojati hai agar mai kaam per kisi aur jagha chala gaya toh aap ki dekh bhal kon karega.
Ajju : tumne sahi kiya. Humko apne waldain ki khidmat karna chahiye paisa kya hai hum kabhi bhi kama sakte hai. Magar maa baap zindagi me sirf ek baar milte hai. Isiliye inki khidmat me koi kami nahi honi chahiye. Mujhe khushi hai ke tum dusre bachchon ki tarha nahi ho jo paise kamane ke liye apne maa baap ko akela chodh kar chale jate hai aur waha jakar unhe ye bhi yaad nahi hota ke unke maa baap unki rah dekh rahe honge. Mujhe ye sunkar bohat accha laga ke tum apne walid ki itni fikar karte ho. Khair ye sab chodo ye batao ke tum ne kaha tak padhai ki hai.
Honey singh : mai ne commerce se degree ki hai.
Ajju : ye toh acchi baat hai. Phir toh tum yaha per bohat acche se handle karsakte ho. Ab aap sab befikar hojaiye mai yaha ka manager honey singh ko bana donga. Ab aap sab apne apne kaam per chale jaiye.
Ajju ki baat sunkar sabhi khush hojate hai aur ajju honey singh ko apne sath lekar chala jata hai.
Ajju : Chalo mere sath mai tum ko kuch cheezen samjha donga ke tumko yaha per kya kya dekhna hai aur kya kya karna hai. Aur haan purane manager sahab ki biwi ko bhi bulwalo kisi ko bhej kar. Mujhe unse bhi kuch baat karni hai.
Ajju ki baat sukar honey singh ek ladke ko riyaz ki biwi ko bulane bhej deta hai.
Ajju apne doston ke sath office me ajata hai aur sath me honey singh bhi tha. Yaha per aney ke baad ahmed honey singh ko puchta hai.
Ahmed: yaar ek baat toh batao ye tumhara naam sach me honey singh hai ya tumne khud rakha hai.
Ahmed ki baat sunkar ajju use ghoor kar dekhta hai toh ahmed kahta hai.
Ahmed: arey bhai aise kya ghoor kar dekh raha hai. Maine kya koi ghalat sawal kiya hai mujhe bas iske naam ke bareme janna tha isi liye puch liya.
Ahmed ki baat sunkar imtiyaz haste hue kahta hai.
Imtiyaz ( haste hue ) : nahi bhai tune koi ghalat sawal nahi kiya hai. In fact tu toh kabhi ghalat sawal kar hi nahi sakta.
Ahmed : chal ab tu ziyada daanth math dikha warna ek ghonsa maronga aur battees ke 32 daanth andar chale janege. Haan bhai tune bataya nahi ke tera yahi naam hai ya kuch aur bhi hai.
Honey singh : bhai mera asli naam harpreet singh hai. Maine singer honey singh ke naam ko dekh kar apna naam harpreet se badal kar honey singh rakh liya.
Ahmed : hmm toh ye baat hai. Sahi hai ab toh tu manager ban gaya hai. Party deni padegi.
Honey singh : kyun mazak uda rahe ho bhai. Aap jaise log kaha hum ghareebon ke sath khana pasand karte hai.
Imtiyaz : kyun bhai tujh me kya kante lage hue hai. Ya party na dene ke liye bahana dhundh raha hai. Agar aisa hai toh tu bhool ja beta hum nahi chodhne wale tujhe bina party liye Aur ek baat kaan khol kar sunle ye ameer ghareeb kuch nahi hota sab ek jaise hai. Sabhi insaan hai bas yahi kafi hai samjha. Agey se kabhi aisa math kahna.
Honey singh : ji bhai samhaj gaya agey se kabhi nahi kahonga.
Ahmed : hmm thik hai ab ye bol ke party kab dega.
Honey singh : pehli tankha ate hi.
Imtiyaz : chal thik hai.
Ajju jo itni der se khamosh baitha sab sunraha tha kahta hai.
Ajju : tum dono ka hogaya ya aur bhi kuch puchna hai toh puchlo hum yaha kaam karne thodi hi aye hai. Yahi sab karne aye hai. Aur tum inko koi party dene ki zaruat nahi hai samjhe.
Ahmed aur imtiyaz kuch kahte usse pahle hi ajju unhe ghoor kar dekhta hai toh dono khamosh hojate hai.
Phir ajju honey singh ko kaam ke bare me kya janta hai ye sab kuch puchta hai phir yaha per kya karna hai woh bhi batata hai.
Ajju honey singh ko sab kuch acche se samjha deta hai. Uske baad sabhi baten karte hai. Thodi der baad office ke door per knock hota hai. Ajju andar aney ko kahta hai toh ek lady andar ati hai. Ye koi aur nahi purane manager ki wife thi. Ajju usko dekh kar apni jagha se uth jata hai aur usse kahta hai.
Ajju : assalamu alaikum dilshad didi.
Dilshad : wa alaikum assalam.
Ajju : aur aap kaisi hai bacche kaise hai.
Dilshad : alhumdulillah sir sab acche hai aap kaise hai. Aap ne bulaya tha mujhe kuch kaam tha kya sir.
Ajju dishad ke sir kahne se samhajta hai ke woh isse naraz hai isi liye kahta hai.
Ajju : arey didi aap mujhe sir kuyn kahrahi ho. Aur haan mujhe aapse baat bhi karni thi.
Dilshad : ab aap mere husband ke boss ke bete hai toh aap ko sir hi kahongi na. Kahiye sir apne mujhe kyun bulaya tha.
Ajju : accha ab hum boss ke bete bangaye.
Dilshad : aur nahi toh kya aap agar hume apni bahen mante toh aise kaam ke liye hi nahi atey.
Ajju : accha sorry didi kaam ziyada badh gaya hai isi liye nahi asaka. Ab maaf kardijiye na.
Dilshad : bhai tum har baar aisa hi kahte ho aur phir aise ghayeb hoto ho ke nazar hi nahi atey.
Ajju : ab aisa nahi hoga didi.
Dilshad : chalo thik hai maaf kiya tumko aur sab kaise hai ghar per aur ye dono ahmed aur imtiyaz hai kya?
Ajju : ghar per sabhi acche hai aur ye dono ahmed aur imtiyaz hi hai.
Dilshad : mujhe laga hi tha.
Ahmed in dono ki baten sunkar kahta hai.
Ahmed : ek minute ek minute aap hume kaise janti ho ? Hum toh pahle khabhi mile hi nahi.
Ahmed ki baat sunkar ajju aur dilshad haste hai aur dilshad kahti hai
Dilshad : ( haste hue ) are bhai tum log konse zamane me ji rahe ho ? Kisi ko janne ke liye usse milna zaruri thodi hi hai. Bhai jab bhi yaha per ata toh kuch na kuch baat per tum dono ka zikar zarur hota tha. Phir bhai ne tum dono ka photo bhi dikhaya tha. Aur alauddin aur nizam ke bhi photo dekhe. hai.
Imtiyaz: tabhi mai sonchu ke aap hume kaise janti hai. Khair aap se mil kar accha laga aur mai imtiyaz hoon.
Ahmed : mujhe bhi accha laga aap se milkar mai ahmed. Aap hume janti ho magar mai apna intro khud dena pasand karta hoon.
Imtiyaz : haan haan tu toh bohat bada superstar hai na isi liye apna intro khud deta hai.
Ahmed : aur nahi toh kya... apan bhi kisi superstar se kam hai kya.
Imtiyaz : haan woh toh dikh hi raha hai teri shakal dekh kar kitna bada suuuuperstar hai tu.
Ahmed : mujhe kahi se jalne ki bu arahi hai.
Imtiyaz : jalna aur woh bhi tujhse... tujhe nahi lagta teri shakal ke hisab se tu kuch ziyada badi baat karraha hai.
Imtiyaz ki baat sukar ahmed kuch kahta ajju beech me kahta hai.
Ajju : chup hojao tum dono miya ki tarha lad rahe ho.
Ajju ki baat sunkar dilshad haste hue kahti hai.
Dilshad : ( haste hue ) bhai tumne jaisa inke bareme bataya tha ye bilkul waise hi hai. Magar mujhe bohat acche lage...kitna accha ladte hai bilkul ladkiyon ki tarha.
Dilshad ki baat sukar sabhi haste hai phir ajju thoda serious hokar dilshad se kahta hai.
Ajju : arey didi aap mujhe sir kuyn kahrahi ho. Aur haan mujhe aapse baat bhi karni thi.
Dilshad : ab aap mere husband ke boss ke bete hai toh aap ko sir hi kahongi na. Kahiye sir apne mujhe kyun bulaya tha.
Ajju : accha ab hum boss ke bete bangaye.
Dilshad : aur nahi toh kya aap agar hume apni bahen mante toh aise kaam ke liye hi nahi atey.
Ajju : accha sorry didi kaam ziyada badh gaya hai isi liye nahi asaka. Ab maaf kardijiye na.
Dilshad : bhai tum har baar aisa hi kahte ho aur phir aise ghayeb hoto ho ke nazar hi nahi atey.
Ajju : ab aisa nahi hoga didi.
Dilshad : chalo thik hai maaf kiya tumko aur sab kaise hai ghar per aur ye dono ahmed aur imtiyaz hai kya?
Ajju : ghar per sabhi acche hai aur ye dono ahmed aur imtiyaz hi hai.
Dilshad : mujhe laga hi tha.
Ahmed in dono ki baten sunkar kahta hai.
Ahmed : ek minute ek minute aap hume kaise janti ho ? Hum toh pahle khabhi mile hi nahi.
Ahmed ki baat sunkar ajju aur dilshad haste hai aur dilshad kahti hai
Dilshad : ( haste hue ) are bhai tum log konse zamane me ji rahe ho ? Kisi ko janne ke liye usse milna zaruri thodi hi hai. Bhai jab bhi yaha per ata toh kuch na kuch baat per tum dono ka zikar zarur hota tha. Phir bhai ne tum dono ka photo bhi dikhaya tha. Aur alauddin aur nizam ke bhi photo dekhe. hai.
Imtiyaz: tabhi mai sonchu ke aap hume kaise janti hai. Khair aap se mil kar accha laga aur mai imtiyaz hoon.
Ahmed : mujhe bhi accha laga aap se milkar mai ahmed. Aap hume janti ho magar mai apna intro khud dena pasand karta hoon.
Imtiyaz : haan haan tu toh bohat bada superstar hai na isi liye apna intro khud deta hai.
Ahmed : aur nahi toh kya... apan bhi kisi superstar se kam hai kya.
Imtiyaz : haan woh toh dikh hi raha hai teri shakal dekh kar kitna bada suuuuperstar hai tu.
Ahmed : mujhe kahi se jalne ki bu arahi hai.
Imtiyaz : jalna aur woh bhi tujhse... tujhe nahi lagta teri shakal ke hisab se tu kuch ziyada badi baat karraha hai.
Imtiyaz ki baat sukar ahmed kuch kahta ajju beech me kahta hai.
Ajju : chup hojao tum dono miya ki tarha lad rahe ho.
Ajju ki baat sunkar dilshad haste hue kahti hai.
Dilshad : ( haste hue ) bhai tumne jaisa inke bareme bataya tha ye bilkul waise hi hai. Magar mujhe bohat acche lage...kitna accha ladte hai bilkul ladkiyon ki tarha.
Dilshad ki baat sukar sabhi haste hai phir ajju thoda serious hokar dilshad se kahta hai.
Ajju : didi mujhe aap se kuch baat karni hai.
Dilshad : haan bhai bolo... agar tum riyaz ke bareme bolna chahte ho toh mai bata doon. Mujhe bhi unki ye adath bohat buri lagti thi. Maine kai baar unhe rokne ki koshish ki thi. Magar woh nahi maney. Unke sath jo bhi hua bilkul thik hua. Tum is bareme ziyada kuch math soncho.
Ajju : mujhe aap se yahi umeed thi didi. Accha maine aap ko ek aur baat karne ke liye bulaya hai.
Dilshad : ab konsi baat kahna hai bhai tumhe.
Ajju : didi mai chahta hoon ke aap iss mill ke ladies incharge bane. Maine honey singh ko yaha ka manager bana diya hai. Ye yaha ki puri zimedari sambhal lega. Apko bas yaha ki aurton ke sath rahna hai aur unko kisi bhi cheez ki zarurat hoto aap mujhe bataye mai use solve kardonga.
Dilshad : per bhai mai kaise ye sab sambhal sakti hoon ? Mujhe toh iss ka zara sa bhi experience nahi hai.... nahi bhai ye mujhse nahi hoga.
Ajju : mujhe aap per pura bharosa hai ke aap ye kaam bohat hi acche se sambhal sakti hai. Aur agar aap ku kuch samhaj nahi aya toh honey singh ko puch lena.
Honey singh : haan didi aap yaha ki ladies incharge banne ke liye mana math kijiye. Yaha ke log aap ki bohat izzat karte hai. Agar unko ye maloom hua ke aap ladies incharge hai toh woh log bohat khush hojayenge. Aur agar kuch bhi pareshani hui toh mai sab sambhal longa. aap bas haan kardijiye.
Dilshad ajju aur honey singh ki baat sunkar thodi der sonchti hai phir haan kahdeti hai.
Dilshad ke haan kahne ke baad sabhi khush hojate hai. sab baten karte baith jate hai. Aise hi lunch time hojata hai.
......To be continued.......
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