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[sandy619]

Idhar Kareem apne dosto ke saath Meena ki sagai me jaane ka plan bana rha tha aur Udhar kanpur me sanju chotu ke sath kapda market me ghum rha hai.

Sanju - yaar choti itne bade market me hum ramlaal ki dukaan kese dhundenge...??

Chotu - bhaiya ji, aap kaahe fikar krte hai. Raamlaal ko me acche se jaanta hu. Aur kaafi naami h woh yaha. Araam se uski dukaan mil jayegi. Aap tanik yaha rukiye me pta karke aata hu.

Sanju - Thik h chotu. Tu pta kar. Mera toh chalte chalte bura haal ho gya hai. Ek toh bheed bharaka upper se Sala galiya bhi toh yaha ki bahut choti h. Sala bike bhi nahi laa sakte. Tabhi chacha keh rha tha ki bike mat le jaa.

Chotu - woh yaha esa hi hai bhaiya ji. Yeh kapda market kanpur me world famous hai. Dekhiye kitni dukaane hai yaha. Aap rukiye yaha me pta karke aata hu.

Chotu dusri taraf chala jaata hai aur me yaha waha ki dukaane dekhta hu. Yeh sala kanpur bhi kya mast seher hai. Bilkul Mumbai se jhuda. Par apne aap me hi kamaal ka hai. Yaha ke makaan aur dukaane sab Mumbai se alag hai. Kaha bade seheri me malls wagerah aur kaha yaha ki purani dukaane. Par dukaane se jyda acche yaha ke dukaandaar hai. Sab ek dusre ko acchse se jaante hai aur ek dusre ki madad krte hai.
Me khayaalo me dhupa hi tha ki chotu wapis aagya.

Chotu - chaliye bhaiya ji, raamlaal ki dukaan mil gyi hai. Suruwaat me hi thi. Hum miss kr gye the aate time.

Fir hum dono ramlaal ki dukaan me chale gye. Raamlaal dikhne me adher unar ka 50-55 ka aadmi tha. Moti tond uski alag se hi uska pta bata rhi thi.
Uski dukaan bahar se dikhne me jitni purani lag rhi thi utni hi andar se dekhne me acchi lag rhi thi. Koi bahar se dekh kar bta nahi sakta tha ki yeh kapdo ki dukaan hai.

Raamlaal - aao bitwa. Mujhe chacha ne pehle hi bta diya tha ki tum aarhe ho. Kuch nashta paani karoge . ??

Sanju - nahi uncle ji...
Sukariya bas humara maal nikalwa dijiye. Bahut meharbani hogi.

Raamlaal - woh toh mene kabka ready krwa rkha hai bitwa. Uski tension tum na lo. Aye chotu jao godown me jaake dekho samaan load ho rha hoga tumhara gaadi me.

Chotu godown ki taraf chal deta hai aur raamlaal kuch aur naye sample kapde dikhata hai mujhe.

Raamlaal - yeh aajkal bahut bik rha hai yaha. Baaki sare dukaan wale le ke Jaa rhe h yaha se. Kehte h hot cake h yeh. Bahut jaldi bikta hai yaha.

Sanju- hot cake..
Waah chacha, English me le rhe ho

Raamlaal bhi haste huye - kaa hai na bitwa aajkal ke lagte yahi sab baketi krte rehte h toh hum bhi little little Sikh rhe hai.

Sanju- accha toh aap sample ke taur pe kuch peace rakhwa do. Baaki chacha aur fufa ji hi batayenge. Hum toh bas dekh hi sakte hai.

Raamlaal - aree bitwa kahe tension le rhe ho. Tumhari dukaan bhi hogi dekhna ek din. Woh bhi hum sab se badi. Be positive bitwa..
Accha yeh 10 peace rakh lo. Baaki pasand aaye aur lage ki demand hai toh order de Dena. Baaki toh ramji ki ke haatho me hai.

Raamlaal ke sath baate krte huye pta hi nahi chalta ki sham hone wali hai. Sanju ghadi me najar daalta hai toh sham ke 5 baj chuke hote hai.

Aree mar gye. Shaam toh yahi ho gayi ab toh chacha bhi baat sunayega aur fufa se bhi baat sunwayega.
chotu tu maal ke sath nikal me bike ke kar piche piche aata hu.

Raamlaal - cool bitwa cool. Mene chacha se baat krli hai. Tum araam se jao. Aur ghaari me bhijwa deta hu. Chotu maal barabar se dekh liya na tune. Pura hai na..

Chotu - haa Seth ji. Maal pura hai mene do do baar din liya hai.

Maal nikalwa kar sanju aur chotu dono araam se nikalte hai aur kapda market ki galiyo ke chakkar lgate hai.

Chotu - bhaiya ji, chaliye aapko yaha ki famous rabdi jalebi khilata hu. Ek baar kha ke dekhiye. Jeewan bhar yaad karenge.

Sanju - accha yeh baat hai toh khilwa de..

Dono nukkad me bani ek purani dukaan ki taraf chal padte hai. Dukaan ke paas kaafi bheed hoti hai par chotu furti se andar gusta hai aur 2 plates rabdi jalebi le aata hai.

Chotu - lijiye bhaiya ji..
Kha ke bataiye kesa hai .

Sanju rabdi jalebi khana suru krta hai.

Sanju- waah chotu tune toh bilkul sahi kaha tha. Wakai me bahut tasty hai yeh toh. Mene mumbai me bhi khaya hai esa swaad nhi aaya aajtak..

Dono rabdi jalebi ka Mazza utha rhe the ki chotu ki najar thodi dur pe Jaa rhi ek mahila pe pakdi hai aur woh sanju ko ishara krte huye kehta hai.

Chotu - bhaiya ji, ek mins Tani waha dekhiye toh..
Yeh devi ji wesi nahi lag rhi hai jo us din humari dukaan pe aayi thi apni nanad ke sath..

Sanju chotu ki baat sunke us taraf dekhta hai.

Sanju - iska toh chehra hi nahi dikh rha hai, tujhe kese pta ki wahi hai.

Chotu - kya bhaiya ji aap bhi. Yeh humara especial talent hai. Pichwada dekh ke bata dete h ki is mahila ko pehle dekh h ki nahi..

Sanju - bada kamina hai tu chotu..

Chotu aur saanju masti kr rahe hote hai ki woh amhila palati hai toh wakai me woh Sandhya nikalti hai.

Sanju - yeh toh Sandhya hai. Beta sanju dusri taraf mud ja warna yaha ese road pe rabdi jalebi khata dekhegi toh kya impression padega.

Sanju turant mud jaata hai par chotu esa hi khada rehta hai.

Chotu - kya hua bhaiya ji muh kaahe ghume liye. Dekhiye idhar hi aarhi hai. Kaho toh awaaz lagao.

Sanju - pagal ho gya hai kya chotu jaane de use. Yaha ese dekhegi toh kya sochegi humare baare me..

Chotu - kya sochegi..
Rabdi jalebi kha rhe h koi chori thode hi kr rhe hai.

Chotu itna hi bolta hai ki dusri taraf Sandhya ke piche se do ladke bike pe aate hai aur usme se ek ladka uske pichwade me haath maarta hai.

Sandhya - aahhh .
Kon h badtameez..

Woh ladka - kya mast gaand hai aapki madam ji. Badi soft soft. Ek baar daba lu kya ..

Dusra ladka - puch kya rha hai chote, daba le. Madam kon sa mana karegi.

Sandhya - dekho jyda tez banne ki koshish mat kro warna me police ko bulaongi.

Idhar chotu - bhaiya ji lagta hai woh devi ji ko ladka log Cher rha hai. Dekhiye toh..

Sanju palat ke dekhta hai. Toh unhe dekh ke sanju aag babula ho jata hai. Par woh kuch kar bhi nahi sakta tha. Kyuki agar woh yaha kuch krta toh fir fufa ji use yaha se bhijwa dete. Woh waha khada bas dekhta rehta hai aur apna gussa pi jata hai.

Dusri taraf woh ladke Sandhya ko ched rhe hote hai.

Woh ladka - madam ji accha use choriye, yeh upper Wale hi dabane dijiye. Isme toh koi takleef nahi hogi na aapko.

Dusra ladka : bhag budwak. Puchta kaahe hai. Sidha daba de na.

Yeh kehke woh apna haath aage badata hai Sandhya ke pallu ko khich leta hai.

Sandha bebas si piche hatne lagti hai par us ladke ki is harkat se Ab uske ke aankho me aansu aajate hai aur woh dar aur bebasi ki wajah se chillati hai.


Idhar sanju ka para sathwe aasmaan me pahuch jaata hai aur woh wahi se chillata hai.

Sanju - pallu chor uska madarc@d...

Woh ladka - kiski maut aayi h be yaha...

Tabhi sanju daurta hua waha pahuch jata hai aur us ladke ko kuch samaj aaye usse pehle sanju use apna bhaari bharkam haath uske kaan ke niche lgata hai aur woh bike samet jameen me pda hota hai.
Thodi der ke liye use kuch sunai nahi deta.
Dusri taraf uska saath uska yeh haal dekh kar waha se raffuchakkar ho jata hai.
Sanju uska collar pakad ke uthata hai.

Sanju - Dekh beta, mahilao ki izzat kiya kr. Warna Tera yeh baap tujhe acche se sikha dega ki kese izzat ki jaati hai.
Chal maafi maanggg..

Sanju ki aawaaj sunte hi uski hawa tight ho jaati hai aur woh Sandhya ke per pakad leta hai.

Woh ladka - didi humko maaf krdo. Humse galti ho gayi. Mujhe nahi pata tha ki bhaiya ji ko itna gussa aajayega. Please maaf kr dijiye..

Sanju uske pichwade me laat maarta hai - chal behencho nikal ab..

Sanju Sandhya ka pallu thik krta hai aur uske sath chalne lgta hai.
Dono ek sath chal rhe hote hai par dono kuch bolte nahi. Sanju bada shant ho ke chal rha hota hai. Aur Sandhya ke samaj me nahi aarha hota hai ki kya kahe. Use toh yakeen nahi aarha hota hai ki uske sath abhi kya hua..

Itne me chotu bhi waha aajaata hai.

Chotu - waah bhaiya ji. Aap toh ekdum movie hi dikha diye. Kya jordaar diya uske kaan ke niche aapne. Bechara janam janamantar ke liye sudhar gya hoga..

Sanju - mahilao ke sath batameezi karega toh yahi hoga na chotu. Fir Sandhya ji apni hi hai..

Sanju ke yeh kehne par Sandhya use dekhti hai aur sanju smile krta hai. Sandhya bhi jawaab me smile deti hai. Thoda aage pahuchti hai toh uska driver wahi khada hota hai. Sanju use car me bethata hai aur fir wapis chotu ke sath apni bike ki taraf chal deta hai. Sandhya use jaata hua dekhti reh jaati hai.

 

[Rudraksha]

riyaz aur kareem car insurance bethe ghar ki taraf nikal padte hai.


kareem - chachu abbu ko kuch mat batana pls, warna woh meri haalat kharaab kr denge.


riyaz - haa bathije, woh toh bhai jaan krenge hi par aaj tujhe itni pine ki kya jarurat pad gyi..??

aur jagda kis se kr liya tune. Kaun the woh, naam jaanta h kya unke..??


kareem woh sab bataonga par pehle woh bottle jo apne desk me rkhi h woh nikaliye. abhi mera mann aur hai pine ka.


riyaz - kyu thane ki hawa kha ke pet nhi bhara kya tera.


kareem- kya chachu yeh koi thana hua jya. 2 granted bhi nhi betha paya woh inspector hume. aap bottle nikaliye na.


riyaz - chal thik h par ghar pe kisi ko na pta chale. aur haa, club me kya kya hua woh bta mujhe saaf saaf.


kareem - pta nhi chachu, saale kaha se aagye aur faltu me mujhse behesbaaji krne lage. mujhse bardaast nhi hua isliye jagda ho gya.


riyaz - toh mujhse kehta na. me sambhal leta.


kareem - kya chachu, esi choti choti chize aapse thode hi kahunga.


riyaz - chal thik h, tune jyda pi rkhi h isliye chupchaap apne kamre me chale jaana. ghar pe kisi ko pta na chale ki aaj kya hua h.


riyaz ghadi ghar ke paas Park krta hai aur kareem ko ghar ke andar bhej deta hai aur phone me baat krne lgta hai.


riyaz - haa, Saleem, aaj kareem ka jis club me panga hua hai waha se pta kar ki woh ladke Kaun h jinke saath kareem ka panga hua hai.


Saleem- aap fikar na kro bhaijaan, me abhi pta lagata hu.


fir riyaz bhi apne kamre me chala jaata hai. fusri taraf kareem apne kamre me jaata hai aur just nikal ke fek deta hai aur ese hi Beth me late jaata hai. uski aankho me abhi bhi sruthi ki tasveer ghum rhi hoti hai.


kareem - sruthi meri jaan, tujhe me kyu pasand nhi hu. kya kammi hai mujhme. tera woh bikhaari baap mere se accha ladka la sakta hai kya tere liye.

sruthi meri jaan I love u yaar...


kareem nashe me ese hi badbda rha hota hai, ek toh usne light bhi band nhi ki hoti hai aur upper se gate bhi khula hota hai.


dusri taraf Sabrina apne kamre me so rhi hoti hai ki uski neend khul jaati hai.


Sabrina- aree yaar, aaj toh pani ki bottle paas rkhna bhul hi gyi. pyaas bhi lag rhi h, ek kaam krti hu kitchen se bottle ke le aati hu.




Sabrina apne kamre se nikalti hai kitchen me jaa rhi hoti h pani lene ke liye ki tabhi use kareem ke kamre se awaaze aati hai toh woh dekhne chali jaati hai.


Sabrina- (aree yeh Kareem bhaijaan ke room ka gate kese khula hai aur light bhi on hai. dekhti hu kya kar rhe hai abhi itni raat me..)

Sabrina kamre ki taraf jaati hai aur gate kholti hai toh dekhti hai. kareem nashe me bed me ulta pda hai aur sruthi ki ratt lagaye huye hai.


Sabrina- ( lagta hai bhaijaan ne aaj jyada hi party kr li hai, aur abhi sruthi bhabhi ki yaad me khoye hai. chalo inhe thik se Sula deti hu.

Sabrina kareem ke pero ko bed pe acche se rkhti hai aur use sidha letane ki koshish krti hai par kareem ka wajan jyda hota hai isliye nahi Lita paati.

kareem jo nashe me hota hai aur kacchi neend me bhi use lagta hai jese sruthi hi usse hila rhi hai.

kareem apna haath Sabrina ki kamar pe data hai aur karwat padalta hai jisse Sabrina bhi uske saath bed pe let jaati hai aur kareem uske upper aajaata hai.

kareem nashe me - sruthi meri jaan, tu mujhse itni dur kyu hai. tujhe kese me batao, kitna pyaar karta hu tujhse.


yeh sab kehte huyekareem Sabrina ke chehre ko chumne lgta hai. Sabrina ko kuch samaj nhi aarha hota h ki woh ab kha kre, woh koshish krti hai uthne ki par kareem ne kaske pakad rkha hota hai.

Sabrina- bhaijaan, choriye mujhe. me sruthi nhi Sabrina hu...


Sabrina alag hone ki koshish krte huye bolti hai par kareem toh apne nashe me hota hai aur Sabrina ke gaalo pe toh kabhi uske hotho pe chummiyo ki barsaat kr rha hota hai.

Sabrina- bhaijaan, hathiye na...


Sabrina aage kuch keh paati usse pehle hi kareem ne apne hoth Sabrina ke hotho me rkh diye aur use chumne lga. kareem Sabrina ko hatho ko kaske padke tha aur uske hotho ko chuse jaa rha tha. Sabrina ke mulayam hotho ki feeling use aur utejjit krne lgti hai.

wahi Sabrina ka bura haal tha. usse kisi ne pehli baar kiss kiya tha aur woh bhi uske bhaijaan ne. aur woh bhi jabardasti. Sabrina ke hoth kareem ke hotho me dabbe the aur sharaab ki mere uske chehre me saaf mehsus ho rhi thi.

kareem kiss krte huye apna ek haath Sabrina ki kurti ke upper se le jaate huye uski ek chuchi ko pakad leta hai masalne lgta hai.

Sabrina ki toh jese haalat hi kharaab ho jaati hai aur uske muh se siskiya nikal padti hai.


wahi kareem ki pakad dilli ho jaati hai toh Sabrina use dhakka deti hai toh kareem alqg ho jaata hai aur Sabrina uthke apne kamre ki taraf bhaag jaati hai. kareem nashe me sruthi sruthi karta huya so jaata hai.

 

[Smith_15]

Awesome,
Taare dikha diya

Zabardast

 

[Suniya]

Superb awesome fantastic mind blowing update bhai

 

[A.A.G.]

Agle din kareem jab utha ta hai toh uski najar ghadi me padti hai.

Kareem - hye allah..
Aaj mera sar kyu itna fata jaa rha hai. Behenco kal kuch jyda hi maarli thi lgta hai. Uff yeh sar dard.

Kareem bistar se uthta hai aur bathroom jaata hai. Aur fresh hone lgta hai. Fir thodi der me naha dho ke bahar aata hai.

Niche hall me taiyub Ali Khan sahab gusse se idhar se udhar chakkar lagate huye apne sehjaade ka intjaar kr rhe hote hai. Heena unke bagal me khadi hoti hai aur unhe samjhane ki koshish kr rhi hoti hai
Kareem jese hi niche pahuchta hai toh taiyub use apne paas bulata hai.

Taiyub - aaiye laad sahab..
Neend khul gyi aapki..??
Wese jaan sakta hu ki raat bhar kaha gayab the jo abhi tak so rhe the..

Heena - Jaane dijiye na ji..
Kahi fas gya hoga isliye. Late aaya raat ko. Wese isne mere ko phone kar diya tha ki late aayega.

Tayub - heena, mene tumse kai dafa kaha hai ki jab me bolu toh bich me na bola kro. Me isse baat kr rha hu.
( Taiyub apni aankhe dikhata hua bolta hai. Toh heena chup ho jati hai )

Yaha Kareem ki toh hawa hi tight ho rkhi thi uske muh se toh awaaj hi nhi nikal rhi thi ki yeh kaha aske fas gya.

Kareem - woh abbu..
Woh kal dost ki birthday party me gya tha isliye late ho gya.

Taiyub - kareem, tumhe pta hai na mujhe jhoot se kitni nafrat hai. Me batata hu tu kal kaha gya tha.
Yeh janaab kal raat hawalaat ki hawa kha ke aaye hai. Mujhe toh samaj hi nhi aata ki is ladke ka me kya kru. Jab dekho kuch na kuch ulta sidha krta rehta hai. Me apni siyasat sambhalo yeh iske lafde nipta ta rahu.

( Yeh abbu ko kal raat wali baat kaha se bta chal gyi. Ab toh me gya kaam se.)
Kareem chupchaap sar jhukaye huye taiyub ki daant sun rha hota hai.

Taiyub : yeh ab yaha nhi rahega. Ise Dubai bhejo iske Maamu ke paas. Me aaj hi iska bandobast krta hu.

Heena - aree Kareem ke abbu itni si baat pe use yaha se dur kyu bhej rhe ho. Me wada krti hu ki yeh ab se esa nhi karega.

Kareem ki Dubai ke naam se hi fat jaati h.
( ya khuda yeh kesa kahar barpa rha hai mujhe pe agar me Dubai chala gya toh shruthi se kese mil paonga.)

Kareen ghabrate huye taiyub ke par pakad leta hai.

Kareem taiyub ke per pakadte huye - abbu Jaan is baar maaf kr dijiye aiynda sikhayat ka mauka nhi milega.

Taiyub - yeh sab dramebaazi nhi chalegi. Kal apna samaan pack kr lenga me tumhare maamu se baat krta hu.

Taiyub yeh keh ke chala jaata hai. Aur yaha Kareem ki gaand fat jaati hai. Use samaj nhi aa rha hota hai ki ab kya kre. Use khud par ghussa aarha hota hai ki kal raat woh club pe gya hi kyu.

Heena Kareem ke paas aake- tujhse kaha tha na ki yeh ulte sidhe kaam chor de. Ab dekh tere abbu tujhe Dubai bhej ke hi chorenge.

Kareem roni si Surat banate huye- kya ammi, me nhi jaonga Dubai. Aap abbu ko manaiye na. Mujhe aap logo ke sath rehna hai.

Heena - yeh toh tujhe pehle sochna chahiye tha na. tu toh jaanta hu h na apne abbu ko. Ab woh kisi ki na sunne Wale.

Kareem ki maa waha se chali jaati hai. Aur Kareem bhi ghar se bahar chala jaata hai. Thodi der me college pahuchta hai toh dekhta h ki aaj Shruthi nhi aayi h.

Kareem pure college me Shruthi ko dhundta hai par woh kahi nhi dikhti hai. Fir Kareem jaake college ki canteen me beth jaata hai.

Yaar Aaj Shruthi bhi nhi dikh rhi h. Pta nhi kal se use dekh bhi paonga ya nhi. Yeh abbu bhi na, pta nhi kyu mujhe maamu ke paas bhijwa rhe hai. Aur yeh Sabrina aaj pta nhi kaha gayab hai. Ghar pe bhi nahi dikhai aur college bhi nahi aayi hai. Wese toh pura din Pak Pak krti rehti hai.

Itne me Kareem ke dost bhi aa jate hai.

Kareem ka dost - kya bhai, aaj bade udaas lag rhe ho. Kal ki baat se pareshan ho kya. Aap tension na lo. Riyaaz chachu un ladko ko dhund lenge. Fir dekhna unki hum kese lenge.

Kareem - Abe unki chor yaha abbu ne meri lga di hai. Pta hai aaj hu me tumhare saath kal se Dubai dikhunga.

Kareem ka dost - yeh toh bahut bda masla ho gya bhai, ek kaam kro na. Riyaaz chachu ko bolo. Kyu apke abbu se baat krenge toh shayad Maan Jaye. R

Kareem - riyaaz chachu ki abbu ke samne awaaz bhi nhi nikalti. Woh kya baat krenge. Woh sab chor yeh bta aaj Shruthi najar nahi aarhi hai kya baat hai.

Dost - mene uske saheli se abhi pucha Bhai, woh Meena ( Sruthi ki dost ) ke ghar gyi hai. Uski aaj sagai hai isliye.

Kareem khush hote hue - kya baat kr rha hai. Meena ki sagai hai. Accha yeh bta ki Shruthi ki dost meri kya lagegi.

Dost muskurate huye - bhai, saali ..

Kareem bhi muskurate huye - toh saali ki sagaai me jiju na jaaye esa so sakta hai kya...

Dost - bilkul bhi nhi ho sakta Bhai.

Kareem Khushi se chillate huye bolta hai - toh nikal gaadi.....



Dusri tarah riyaaz apne ladko ko tight kr rha hota hai.

Riyaaz - dekho saalo. Aaj shaam tak woh ladke mujhe yaha chahiye jinhone Kareem ke saath haatapaai ki hai, warna tum logo ki me woh haalat karunga ki tum soch bhi nhi sakte ...

Ladke - bhai aap fikar na kre. Humne bande lga rkhe hai. Shaam tak puri report mil jayegi.
Aur woh Khurrana wala kaam bhi hone waala hai aaj.

Riyaaz - Khurrana ka Kaam postpone kro kuch din ke liye. Abhi koi lafda nhi chahiye mujhe. Bas un ladko ko utha laao.

Riyaaz apne ladko se baat kr rha hi hota hai ki heena ka phone aajaata hai.

Riyaaz - chalo apne kaam pe lag jao.

Riyaaz ladko ko kaam pe laga ke phone utha leta hai.

Riyaaz - hello bhabhi Jaan, salaam..
Aapne kese yaad kiya abhi ??

Reena - riyaaz, tujhe toh pta hi hoga ki Kareem kal kis haalat me ghar aaya tha. Tere bhaiya ko shayad woh pta chal gya hai. Isliye woh use firoz ke paas Dubai bhijwa rhe hai. Me nhi chahti ki Kareem waha Jaye. Tum samaj rhe ho na..

Riyaaz - aap fikar na kre bhabhi Jaan, aapne kaha hai toh esa hi hoga. Me bhaijaan se baat krta hu.

Riyaaz kuch sochte huye waha se chala jata hai aur thodi der me taiyub ke party office pahuchta hai. Taiyub meeting me hota hai ki tabhi ek peon aata hai hai aur dheere se taiyub ke kaan me bolta hhai taiyub ishare me bolta h ki aane do.

riyaaz andar aate hi taiyub ke galle lagta hai aur salaam krta hai.

Taiyub - kya hua riyaaz is time yaha kese..

Riyaaz - woh bhaijaan, aapse akele me baat karni hai.

Taiyub ishara krta hai aur baaki log bahar chale jaate hai.

Taiyub -kyaa baat hai riyaaz??
Koi khaas kaam hai..??

Riyaaz - Khurrana wala kaam..

Taiyub - tujhe kaha hai na abhi nhi Krna hai woh..
Waqt nhi aaya h uska abhi..

Riyaaz - par bhaijaan..

Taiyub - dekh chote, yeh khel bahut bda hai aur iska waqt abhi nhi aaya hai. Tu samaj rha hai na ..
Chal tu abhi araam kr aur koi gadbad nhi chahiye mujhe ..

Riyaaz - bhai jaan, woh Kareem ko Dubai ??

Taiyub - Kareem ka khyaal chor abhi, tujhe apne maksad me dhyaan dena hai.

Riyaaz - par bhaijaan, Kareem abhi baccha hai..

Taiyub - abhi se taiyaar Krna hoga use..

Riyaaz - par bhaijaan..

Taiyub aankhe dikhate huye - mujhe behas nhi chahiye. Tu keh rha hai isliye use abhi nahi bhejta, par jaana toh use padega hi. Khuda ka kaam hai aur use bhi apna hissa dena hoga isme...

Nice update..!!
Taiyub ne kareem ko Dubai bhejne ki baat ki hai lekin kareem ki maa aur Kareem tayyar nahi hai..kareem firse shruti ke pichhe pad gaya hai aur ab shruti ke dost ki shaadi me ja raha hai..bhai apne hero sanju ko bula lo yàar..shruti ko ab sanju ki bahot jarurat hai..kyunki sanju hi kareem ko uski aulat dikha sakta hai..!! Taiyub aur riyaz ki baaton se lagta hai kuchh galat plan kar rahe hai yeh log..ab sanju ki entry honor chahiye..!!

 

[Atharv]

शानदार अपडेट भाया

 

[A.A.G.]

Idhar Kareem apne dosto ke saath Meena ki sagai me jaane ka plan bana rha tha aur Udhar kanpur me sanju chotu ke sath kapda market me ghum rha hai.

Sanju - yaar choti itne bade market me hum ramlaal ki dukaan kese dhundenge...??

Chotu - bhaiya ji, aap kaahe fikar krte hai. Raamlaal ko me acche se jaanta hu. Aur kaafi naami h woh yaha. Araam se uski dukaan mil jayegi. Aap tanik yaha rukiye me pta karke aata hu.

Sanju - Thik h chotu. Tu pta kar. Mera toh chalte chalte bura haal ho gya hai. Ek toh bheed bharaka upper se Sala galiya bhi toh yaha ki bahut choti h. Sala bike bhi nahi laa sakte. Tabhi chacha keh rha tha ki bike mat le jaa.

Chotu - woh yaha esa hi hai bhaiya ji. Yeh kapda market kanpur me world famous hai. Dekhiye kitni dukaane hai yaha. Aap rukiye yaha me pta karke aata hu.

Chotu dusri taraf chala jaata hai aur me yaha waha ki dukaane dekhta hu. Yeh sala kanpur bhi kya mast seher hai. Bilkul Mumbai se jhuda. Par apne aap me hi kamaal ka hai. Yaha ke makaan aur dukaane sab Mumbai se alag hai. Kaha bade seheri me malls wagerah aur kaha yaha ki purani dukaane. Par dukaane se jyda acche yaha ke dukaandaar hai. Sab ek dusre ko acchse se jaante hai aur ek dusre ki madad krte hai.
Me khayaalo me dhupa hi tha ki chotu wapis aagya.

Chotu - chaliye bhaiya ji, raamlaal ki dukaan mil gyi hai. Suruwaat me hi thi. Hum miss kr gye the aate time.

Fir hum dono ramlaal ki dukaan me chale gye. Raamlaal dikhne me adher unar ka 50-55 ka aadmi tha. Moti tond uski alag se hi uska pta bata rhi thi.
Uski dukaan bahar se dikhne me jitni purani lag rhi thi utni hi andar se dekhne me acchi lag rhi thi. Koi bahar se dekh kar bta nahi sakta tha ki yeh kapdo ki dukaan hai.

Raamlaal - aao bitwa. Mujhe chacha ne pehle hi bta diya tha ki tum aarhe ho. Kuch nashta paani karoge . ??

Sanju - nahi uncle ji...
Sukariya bas humara maal nikalwa dijiye. Bahut meharbani hogi.

Raamlaal - woh toh mene kabka ready krwa rkha hai bitwa. Uski tension tum na lo. Aye chotu jao godown me jaake dekho samaan load ho rha hoga tumhara gaadi me.

Chotu godown ki taraf chal deta hai aur raamlaal kuch aur naye sample kapde dikhata hai mujhe.

Raamlaal - yeh aajkal bahut bik rha hai yaha. Baaki sare dukaan wale le ke Jaa rhe h yaha se. Kehte h hot cake h yeh. Bahut jaldi bikta hai yaha.

Sanju- hot cake..
Waah chacha, English me le rhe ho

Raamlaal bhi haste huye - kaa hai na bitwa aajkal ke lagte yahi sab baketi krte rehte h toh hum bhi little little Sikh rhe hai.

Sanju- accha toh aap sample ke taur pe kuch peace rakhwa do. Baaki chacha aur fufa ji hi batayenge. Hum toh bas dekh hi sakte hai.

Raamlaal - aree bitwa kahe tension le rhe ho. Tumhari dukaan bhi hogi dekhna ek din. Woh bhi hum sab se badi. Be positive bitwa..
Accha yeh 10 peace rakh lo. Baaki pasand aaye aur lage ki demand hai toh order de Dena. Baaki toh ramji ki ke haatho me hai.

Raamlaal ke sath baate krte huye pta hi nahi chalta ki sham hone wali hai. Sanju ghadi me najar daalta hai toh sham ke 5 baj chuke hote hai.

Aree mar gye. Shaam toh yahi ho gayi ab toh chacha bhi baat sunayega aur fufa se bhi baat sunwayega.
chotu tu maal ke sath nikal me bike ke kar piche piche aata hu.

Raamlaal - cool bitwa cool. Mene chacha se baat krli hai. Tum araam se jao. Aur ghaari me bhijwa deta hu. Chotu maal barabar se dekh liya na tune. Pura hai na..

Chotu - haa Seth ji. Maal pura hai mene do do baar din liya hai.

Maal nikalwa kar sanju aur chotu dono araam se nikalte hai aur kapda market ki galiyo ke chakkar lgate hai.

Chotu - bhaiya ji, chaliye aapko yaha ki famous rabdi jalebi khilata hu. Ek baar kha ke dekhiye. Jeewan bhar yaad karenge.

Sanju - accha yeh baat hai toh khilwa de..

Dono nukkad me bani ek purani dukaan ki taraf chal padte hai. Dukaan ke paas kaafi bheed hoti hai par chotu furti se andar gusta hai aur 2 plates rabdi jalebi le aata hai.

Chotu - lijiye bhaiya ji..
Kha ke bataiye kesa hai .

Sanju rabdi jalebi khana suru krta hai.

Sanju- waah chotu tune toh bilkul sahi kaha tha. Wakai me bahut tasty hai yeh toh. Mene mumbai me bhi khaya hai esa swaad nhi aaya aajtak..

Dono rabdi jalebi ka Mazza utha rhe the ki chotu ki najar thodi dur pe Jaa rhi ek mahila pe pakdi hai aur woh sanju ko ishara krte huye kehta hai.

Chotu - bhaiya ji, ek mins Tani waha dekhiye toh..
Yeh devi ji wesi nahi lag rhi hai jo us din humari dukaan pe aayi thi apni nanad ke sath..

Sanju chotu ki baat sunke us taraf dekhta hai.

Sanju - iska toh chehra hi nahi dikh rha hai, tujhe kese pta ki wahi hai.

Chotu - kya bhaiya ji aap bhi. Yeh humara especial talent hai. Pichwada dekh ke bata dete h ki is mahila ko pehle dekh h ki nahi..

Sanju - bada kamina hai tu chotu..

Chotu aur saanju masti kr rahe hote hai ki woh amhila palati hai toh wakai me woh Sandhya nikalti hai.

Sanju - yeh toh Sandhya hai. Beta sanju dusri taraf mud ja warna yaha ese road pe rabdi jalebi khata dekhegi toh kya impression padega.

Sanju turant mud jaata hai par chotu esa hi khada rehta hai.

Chotu - kya hua bhaiya ji muh kaahe ghume liye. Dekhiye idhar hi aarhi hai. Kaho toh awaaz lagao.

Sanju - pagal ho gya hai kya chotu jaane de use. Yaha ese dekhegi toh kya sochegi humare baare me..

Chotu - kya sochegi..
Rabdi jalebi kha rhe h koi chori thode hi kr rhe hai.

Chotu itna hi bolta hai ki dusri taraf Sandhya ke piche se do ladke bike pe aate hai aur usme se ek ladka uske pichwade me haath maarta hai.

Sandhya - aahhh .
Kon h badtameez..

Woh ladka - kya mast gaand hai aapki madam ji. Badi soft soft. Ek baar daba lu kya ..

Dusra ladka - puch kya rha hai chote, daba le. Madam kon sa mana karegi.

Sandhya - dekho jyda tez banne ki koshish mat kro warna me police ko bulaongi.

Idhar chotu - bhaiya ji lagta hai woh devi ji ko ladka log Cher rha hai. Dekhiye toh..

Sanju palat ke dekhta hai. Toh unhe dekh ke sanju aag babula ho jata hai. Par woh kuch kar bhi nahi sakta tha. Kyuki agar woh yaha kuch krta toh fir fufa ji use yaha se bhijwa dete. Woh waha khada bas dekhta rehta hai aur apna gussa pi jata hai.

Dusri taraf woh ladke Sandhya ko ched rhe hote hai.

Woh ladka - madam ji accha use choriye, yeh upper Wale hi dabane dijiye. Isme toh koi takleef nahi hogi na aapko.

Dusra ladka : bhag budwak. Puchta kaahe hai. Sidha daba de na.

Yeh kehke woh apna haath aage badata hai Sandhya ke pallu ko khich leta hai.

Sandha bebas si piche hatne lagti hai par us ladke ki is harkat se Ab uske ke aankho me aansu aajate hai aur woh dar aur bebasi ki wajah se chillati hai.


Idhar sanju ka para sathwe aasmaan me pahuch jaata hai aur woh wahi se chillata hai.

Sanju - pallu chor uska madarc@d...

Woh ladka - kiski maut aayi h be yaha...

Tabhi sanju daurta hua waha pahuch jata hai aur us ladke ko kuch samaj aaye usse pehle sanju use apna bhaari bharkam haath uske kaan ke niche lgata hai aur woh bike samet jameen me pda hota hai.
Thodi der ke liye use kuch sunai nahi deta.
Dusri taraf uska saath uska yeh haal dekh kar waha se raffuchakkar ho jata hai.
Sanju uska collar pakad ke uthata hai.

Sanju - Dekh beta, mahilao ki izzat kiya kr. Warna Tera yeh baap tujhe acche se sikha dega ki kese izzat ki jaati hai.
Chal maafi maanggg..

Sanju ki aawaaj sunte hi uski hawa tight ho jaati hai aur woh Sandhya ke per pakad leta hai.

Woh ladka - didi humko maaf krdo. Humse galti ho gayi. Mujhe nahi pata tha ki bhaiya ji ko itna gussa aajayega. Please maaf kr dijiye..

Sanju uske pichwade me laat maarta hai - chal behencho nikal ab..

Sanju Sandhya ka pallu thik krta hai aur uske sath chalne lgta hai.
Dono ek sath chal rhe hote hai par dono kuch bolte nahi. Sanju bada shant ho ke chal rha hota hai. Aur Sandhya ke samaj me nahi aarha hota hai ki kya kahe. Use toh yakeen nahi aarha hota hai ki uske sath abhi kya hua..

Itne me chotu bhi waha aajaata hai.

Chotu - waah bhaiya ji. Aap toh ekdum movie hi dikha diye. Kya jordaar diya uske kaan ke niche aapne. Bechara janam janamantar ke liye sudhar gya hoga..

Sanju - mahilao ke sath batameezi karega toh yahi hoga na chotu. Fir Sandhya ji apni hi hai..

Sanju ke yeh kehne par Sandhya use dekhti hai aur sanju smile krta hai. Sandhya bhi jawaab me smile deti hai. Thoda aage pahuchti hai toh uska driver wahi khada hota hai. Sanju use car me bethata hai aur fir wapis chotu ke sath apni bike ki taraf chal deta hai. Sandhya use jaata hua dekhti reh jaati hai.

Nice update..!!
Sanju toh kaam se gaya tha market me lekin waha usko sandhya mil gayi..sandhya ko bhi ladke chhed rahe the aur sanju se yeh dekha nahi gaya aur pel diya ladko ko..idhar sanju ka herowala character dikh jata hai..sandhya bhi impress hogayi hai sanju se..!! Shruti ko bhi harami Kareem chhed raha hai..ab shruti ko sanju ko bula lena chahiye..bahot hogaya ab iss haramjade Kareem ka..!!

 

[A.A.G.]

Waiting for next update..!!

 

[Crazy7]

Good update

 

[Nava singh Meena]

Bhai mast majedar lavely update bhai waiting for next update jaldi dana bhai