Fantasy Commando Shakti

[Shahrukh]

Awesome update

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

dilip- main dheeme kadmo se andar gaya
andar ka najara dekh ke main dang rah gaya
mama ji aur badi naani bate kar rahe the
mami ji apne room mein hongi
vanya padh rahi thi
[main samajh gaya yeh jarur vanya ki bachchi ne kiya hai]
main dabe paon apne kamre mein jaa raha tha
ki vanya ne mujhe awaj di
b mama meri taraf dekhne lage
[vanya ki bachchi tujh se toh chun chun ke badle loonga]
b mama- dilip idhar aaiye
dilip- jee mama ji
b mama- kaha the aap 6 ghanto se
dilip- apne dost ke yahan gaya tha
b mama- kal aap sheher jaayenge [jatin chhote chacha] ke ghar
aur vidya ko apne sath leke aayenge
dilip- chhote mama ka ghar kahan hai yeh toh mujhe maloom hi nahi hai
b mama-pehle poori baat suniye
vanya bhi aapke sath jayegi
dilip- ji mama ji
[ab vanya mujhe ghurne lagi]
yeh kehke main apne room mein gaya door lock kiya
main apni shirt paint utar diya
main dekha ki jala hua nishan chhil gaya hai
main apna underwear bhi utar diya
mera lund aadha khara tha
main socha garam pani se nahata hoon aaram milega
main bathroom ka door kholne hi wala tha
ki bathroom ka door khula
meri ankhein khuli ki khuli rah gayi
saamne badi mami kamar se upar puri nangi khadi thi
[main toh samajh hi nahi paya ki yeh kya hai
badi mami mere room ke bathroom mein kya kar rahi hai]
badi mami bhi mujhe nahi mere lund ko dekh rahi thi
badi mami se jab main najre milayi
b mami mujhe ghurne lagi
meri halat kharab ho gayi
ab kya hoga kahi badi mami ne hitler ko bata diya toh
main rona chahta tha magar mera rona bhi nahi nikal raha tha
b mami ne mujhe thappad mar diya
b mami please mujhse galti ho gayi mujhe nahi pata tha ke aap yahan hain
badi mami mujhe maaf kardijiye
badi mami mujhe side hatake aage badh gayi
badi mami almari se apne kapre nikaal ke pehenne lagi
[ab mere room mein badi mami ke kapre kahan se aaye
jab main almari check kiya tha
tab toh almari mein mere kapre the]
tabhi mere dimaag ki ghanti baji
agar badi mami sach mein gussa hoti
toh abhi tak woh mamaji ko bata chuki hoti
kahi mami mujhe seduce toh nahi karna chahti
par aisa kaise ho sakta hai
main jaldi se bathroom gaya
door khula hi rahne diya
aur apne lund ko upar neeche karne laga
agar mami mujhse chudwana chahti hain
toh woh mujhe muth marte hue jarur dekhengi
main apni aadhi aankhein band karke muth marne laga
meri najar door pe hi thi
ab main apni awaj tej kar diya
aisa nahi tha ki main jhadne wala tha
main dheere dheere gate ki taraf badhne laga
gate ke bahar jhanka toh mami deewaar se sat ke apni ankhein band karke apni choot sehla rahi thi
main muskura diya
main mami ke hont pe apne hont rakhke kiss karne laga
mami hosh mein ayi aur mujhe dhakka dene lagi
main mami ko gale laga liya
jor se kiss karne laga
mami abhi bhi apne hath pair maar rahi thi
main mami ke hont se apne hont alag kiya
b mami- dilip yeh tum kya kar rahe chhodo mujhe
main tumhari mami hoon
meri mami hone se pehle aap ek aurat hain
mami ki ankhon mein mujhe nasha dikh raha tha
main phir se mami ke hont chusne laga
mami bhi mere hont chusne lagi
main mami ki jubaan ko munh mein leke chusne laga
ab mami meri juban ko munh mein leke chusne lagi
main mami ki peeth sehlate hue kiss kar raha tha
mera lund mami ke pet pe ragad kha raha tha
mami madhosh hone lagi
main mami ko apni god mein uthaya aur bed pe le jaake lita diya
main mami ki gardan pe hont rakhke chusne laga
mami mere sar pe ungliya phirane lagi
ab main mami ke bra ki hook khol diya
aur mami ke dono doodh ko ahista dabane laga
ab main mami ke doodh ko jor se dabane laga
mami aahen bharne lagi
main mami ke nipple ko chusne laga aur dusre nipple ko ungli se marodne laga
ek ek karke main mami ke dono doodh ko munh mein bhar ke chusne laga
main mami ke doodh se niche aya
aur mami ki nabhi pe kiss karne laga
b mami- dilip aur jor se karo
dilip- main mami ki nabhi mein aur jor se jubaan chalane laga
mami ka badan akadne laga
main mami ki nabhi se munh hata liya
b mami- dilip
mami jor se chillayi
main mami ki nabhi se neeche gaya aur mami ki panty nikaal ke phenk diya
mami ki choot phooli hui aur ek dum gulabi thi
mami ki choot dekh ke mere munh mein pani aagaya
main mami ki choot pe apna munh rakh diya
aur chusne laga
mami boli dilip yeh kya kar rahe ho aur jor se karo
main mami ki choot chuste hue mami ki choot mein apni 2 ungli daalke andar bahar karne laga
mami se bardash nahi ho raha tha
mami mera naam leke jhadne lagi
mami ankhein band karke apni sanse kabu kar rahi thi
main mami ka hath uthake apne lund pe rakh diya
mami ne apni ankh khol ke mujhe dekha
mami mere lund ko age peeche karne lagi
main apni ankhein band karli
mami mere lund ko apne munh mein leke choosne lagi
maine socha nahi tha mami mere lund ko choosengi....
dilip- mami ko mera lund chooste hue 10 minute ho gaye the
mujhe laga ki main jhadne wala hoon
main mami ke munh se apna lund nikaal liya
mami mujhe ghoorne lagi
main mami ko bed pe letaya
aur mami ki choot pe apna lund set kiya
main dhakka lagane hi wala tha ki
koi gate knock karne laga
mere aur mami ke pairo tale jameen khisak gayi
gate aur jor se knock hone laga
main aur mami usi position mein but bane hue the
tabhi kisine gate tod diya
mami usko dekhte hi behosh ho gayi
uski ankhon mein shole dehek rahe the
uske dono haath mein
badi wali bandook thi
woh meri taraf badhne laga
main piche hatne laga
peeche hat te hue main deewaar se sat gaya
tabhi bade mama ne badi mami pe dono bandook se goli chaladi
meri cheekh nikal gayi
aur main hosh mein aaya
main hosh mein aate hi
maaaa maaa maaaa karke awaj dene laga
1 ghante tak main maaa ko awaj deta raha
lekin maaa nahi aayi
aur main behosh ho gaya
jab main apni aankhein kholi toh dekha main bathroom ke gate pe hi soya hoon
tab mujhe yaad aaya ki mujhe attack aaya tha
aur main sapne mein
mami ke saath chhee main itna kaise gir gaya
b mami agar is duniya ki aakhri aurat bhi hui
toh bhi main badi mami ke saath chudai nahi karunga
[main socha ki pehle toh mahine mein 1 baar attack aata tha
abhi toh hafta hi hua hai
yeh ek nayi musibat
bachpan se hi mujhe aisa attack ata hai
jisme main khade khade khuli ankhon se sapne dekhne lagta hoon
aur bade mama mere sapne mein aake kisi maar dete hain
jab tak bade mama mere sapne mein kisiko nahi maarte
tabtak main khuli aankhon se sapne dekhta rehta hoon
isiliye badi naani ne mera room aisa banwaya hai
ki main apne room kitna bhi chillaoon
awaj mere room se bahar nahi jati
aur mujhe attack tab aata hai
jab main akela hota hoon
isi liye main bade mama se itna darta hoon
main badi naani se kai baar pucha ki mere har sapne mein bade mama
kisi ko kyun maar dete hain
aur yeh sapne mujhe kyun aate hain
badi naani yahi kehti hain ke woh sirf ek sapna hai
main utha bathroom jaake nahaya ab thoda sukun mila
main almari kholke apne kapre nikaala
almari mein daraj bhi the
main ek daraj kholke dekha toh usmein bahut sari wrist watch thi
main ek apne haath mein pehen li
main dusra daraj khola toh usmein 2 button wala 2 touch wala mobile tha
main dono ek ek uthake side mein rakha
tabhi kisine gate knock kiya
dilip- aaraha hoon
main jaldi se paint shirt pehna
abhi bhi gate knock ho raha tha
are aaraha hoon
main gate khola vanya munh banaye khari thi
vanya- itni der se knock kar rahi hoon gate kyun nahi khol rahe ho
dilip- bola toh tha ki aaraha hoon
vanya- kitna jhooth bolte ho kab bola tha
dilip- achcha chhodo yeh batao kya kaam hai
vanya- nahi pehle tum bolo ki tumne jhooth bola tha
dilip- maine jhooth nahi bola hai
har waqt mujh se jhagadne ka bahana dhundti rehti ho
vanya- main nahi tum har waqt jhagda karte ho
jhagdailu bail kahi ka
dilip- mujhe jhagdailu bail bolti hai
tu khud cheekhi chuhiya
har waqt cheekhti rehti hai
vanya- main chuhiya nahi hoon
dilip- sahi kaha tu chuhiya nahi cheekhi chuhiya hai
b nani- kyun jhagad rahe ho ab tum dono bachche nahi rahe
dilip- aapko kaise pata chala
b nani- mera beta kitna bhola hai
tu itna dheere bol raha tha ki poore ghar mein teri awaj sunai de rahi thi
vanya- yeh jhagdailu bail hai
dheere nahi gala phaad ke baat karta hai
dilip- aur tu cheekhi chuhiya hai hamesha cheekhti rehti hai
b nani- ab band bhi karo ladna
ki bulaoon dharmesh ko
dilip- badi nani mama ji ki bulane ki jarurat kya hai
hum dono toh majak kar rahe hain
kyun vanya
vanya- haan badi dadi
b nani- par tum dono lad kyu rahe the
vanya- dekhiye na badi dadi main ise khane ke liye bulane aayi thi
aur yeh hai ki mujhe jhuti bol raha hai
b nani- kyu re tu ise jhuti kyun bol raha hai
dilip- b nani jab yeh gate knock kar rahi thi
tab main bola ki aa raha hoon
phir bhi ye gate peet rahi thi
upar se mujhe hi jhuta bol rah hai
vanya- haa toh jab maine suna hi nahi hai
toh tum jhute hi hue na
b nani- tum dono mein se koi jhuta nahi hai
dilip ke room se awaj na bahar jati aur na hi andar aati hai
dilip- main badi nani ko dekhne laga
yeh keh ke badi naani chali gayi
vanya- chalo khana khane
dilip- nahi khana hai
vanya- kyun nahi khana hai
tumhe khana padega
dilip- koi jabardasti hai kya
meri marji main khana khaaun ya na khaaun
vanya- toh theek hai main bhi khana nahi khaungi
dilip- vanya ki iss baat ne
meri bolti band kardi
achcha theek chalo
vanya- mujhe nahi khana
dilip- ab kya hua dekho vanya
meri tabiyat theek nahi hai
mujhe aur pareshan mat karo
vanya mera haath pakad ke mujhe lejane lagi
jab hum bahar pahunche toh vanya ne mera haath
chhod diya
shayad mamaji ko dekhke
main mamaji ko namaste kiya
aur baith gaya
mami aur vanya ne sabko khana parosa
main pehla niwala badi nani ko khilaya
badi nani ne bhi mujhe pehla niwala khilaya
main dusra niwala apne munh mein daalne hi wala tha ki
b mama ne ek aisa sawal pucha
jo mere liye kisi bomb se kam nahi tha........
b mama- tumhen koi ladki pasand hai
jisse tum shadi karna chahte ho
dilip- nahiii mamaji
b mama- theek hai khana khao
dilip- [kya khana khao
sara mood khrab kar diya]
main khana kha raha tha
vanya mujhe ghur rahi thi mamaji aur mamiji khana khake apne room mein chale gaye
badi naani main subah sheher bike pe jaoonga
main badi nani se pucha
vanya- main nahi hum jayenge
dilip- haa pata hai
b naani- nahi beta tu car leke jayega
dilip- mujhe kaha car chalani aati hai
b naani- driver bhi toh hoga
dilip- subah kitne baje jana hai yaha se
b naani- 11 baje
dilip- achcha theek hai main sone jaa raha hoon
main apne room mein aake let gaya
abhi 9 baje the
1 ghante baad main apna dono mobile jeb mein rakha
aur vanya ke room ki taraf jaane laga
main gate knock kiya
vanya ne gate khola
vanya- kya hai
dilip- kuch nahi tumse baat karni thi
vanya- bolo
dilip- gate pe hi
vanya side ho gayi main andar gaya
aur vanya ka room dekhne laga
vanya- mera room dekhne aaye ho
dilip- main apna touch wala mobile nikala
tumhe yeh chalane aata hai
vanya- kyun tumhen nahi aata
dilip- aata toh tumhe kyun bolta
vanya mere hath se mobile leke chalane lagi
main dhyan se dekh raha tha
vanya- yeh lo
vanya ne mobile dete hue mujhe kaha
dilip- bas itna hi
vanya- 1 ghante se bata rahi hoon
dilip- lekin tumne mobile chalana kaha se sikha
tumhare paas toh mobile bhi nahi hai
vanya- priya di ne hi mujhe sikhaya
dilip- tumse ek sawal puchoo bura toh nahi manogi
vanya- kya
dilip- mere haveli aane se pehle tum
mujhse theek tarah se baat nahi karti thi aisa kyun
vanya- tum mere ek sawal ka jawab do
tum badi dadi se kitna pyar karte ho
dilip- main is duniya mein sabse jyada apni badi nani se pyar karta hoon
vanya- badi dadi kisi se baat na karti ho
aur na hi use pasand karti ho toh
dilip- toh main bhi usse baat nahi karunga aur usse door rahunga
[ab meri samajh mein aa gaya ki vanya kya kehna chahti hai
bade mama har waqt mujhe daantte the
mujhe pasand nahi karte the
isi liye vanya bhi mujhse door rehti thi]
main apni soch mein dooba hua tha
vanya ne mujhe hilaya
vanya- kaha kho gaye
dilip- kahi nahi maine tumhe galat samjha
vanya- koi baat nahi
dilip- lekin aaj tumne mere saath majak kyun kiya
vanya- usmein bhi tumhari galti hai
aaj tum ghar pe aaye
mujhse baat bhi nahi ki
aur bahar chale gaye
dilip- achcha theek hai tum so jao
main jata hoon
vanya- ek minute
vanya mere haath se mobile leke hum dono ka ek sath photo kheench liya
dilip- ab jaun nahi toh mamaji ko pata chal jayega
vanya- tum pitaji se itna darte kyun ho
dilip- kyun tum nahi darti ho
vanya- darti hoon par utna nahi nahi jitna tum darte ho
dilip- ek baar mere jaisa sapna dekh lo
main badbadaya
vanya- kuch kaha tumne
dilip- nahi toh
yeh kehke
main bhaga waha se
apne room mein aake kapre change kiya
mobile mein 8am ka alarm lagaya
bed pe let te hi nind aa gayi
subah alarm ke bajne se meri neend khuli
main utha nahaya dhoya kapre pehna
apne room se bahar nikla toh hitler paper padh rahe the
mamaji ne mujhe dekha
aur phir paper padhne lage
main badi nani ko dhundne laga
badi naani mamiji ke sath kitchen mein thi
main badi nani ke paas gaya
aur piche se unki ankhon pe apna haath rakh diya
b nani- mera pyara beta
dilip- aap hamesha mujhe pehchaan leti hain
b nani- kyun tujhe achcha nahi lagta
dilip- bahut achcha lagta hai
main vinay se milke aaun
b nani- abhi toh tujhe sheher jana hai
dilip- 1 ghante mein aa jaunga
b nani- achcha theek hai
pehle nashta karle
dilip- vinay ke yahan karlunga
main bahar jane hi wala tha ki hitler ne mujhe awaj di
b naani- dharmesh
b mama- ji badi maa
vanya mujhe maaf kardo

Behad hi shanadar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.

 

[krish1152]

Nice update

 

[Morning-Star]

Ye Story kaheen parhi the shayd
Ye Apki Original Story nahi hai na ??

 

[Shanu]

Awesome update bhai

 

[mashish]

waiting for next

 

[Junaid devil😈]

Superb Update

 

[Damayanti]

Bahetreen update dia hai apni

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

main mauka dekh ke apni bike nikal gaya
sabse pehle mobile silent pe lagake mobile mein 45 minute baad ka alarm lagaya
main vinay ke ghar pahuncha
vinay ke ghar pe tala laga tha
vinay aur maa shayad khet gaye honge
vinay ke pados mein bimla rehti thi woh vidhwa thi uski ek beti meri hi umar ki thi
aur mere saath hi padhti thi
baat yeh thi ke vimla ke ghar se kuch awaj arahi thi
aur mujhe pakka yakin tha ki yeh chudai ki awaj haipehle toh socha ki rehne du
phir socha ki bimla toh vidhwa hai phir ye chudwa kisse rahi hai
main gate band tha
mujhe yaad aya ki ghar ki dusri taraf khidki hai
main us taraf gaya toh mera dimagg ghum gaya
bimla ki beti khidki ke paas khadi thi
ise toh school mein hona chahiye tha
main chupke se khidki ke paas gaya
andar ka najara dekh ke main dang rah gaya
bimla ghodi bani huwi thi
aur gaon ka sarpanch bimla ki gand mein apna lund andar bahar kar raha tha
pehli baar main kisi aurat ko gaand marate hue dekh raha tha
upar se bimla ki beti apni choot sehla rahi thi
mera lund toh khara hogaya
main apna mobile nikala aur laga recording karne
jab sarpanch jhad gaya
toh bimla ki beti peeche mudi
mujhe dekh ke uski cheekh nikalne wali thi
ki main uske munh pe apna haath rakh diya
aur kaha
chillao mat warna tumhari maa ki hi badnami hogi
main apna haath hata liya
aur recording band kardi
main waha se nikalna hi theek samjha
1 ghanta hone mein 15 minute hi bacha tha......
dilip- tum aaj school nahi gayi kya
main [bimla ki beti] se pucha
woh kuch bol hi nahi rahi thi
shayad sharam ke karan
ya dar gayi thi
school jaao
main daant pees ke kaha
woh bhagi school ki taraf
main jameen se ek patthar uthaya
sarpanch ke gaand pe nishana lagake maar diya
sarpanch ko patthar lagte hi sarpanch ki cheekh nikal gayi
main bike pe baitha aur full speed mein bike chalane laga
shukar hai 5minute pehle pahunch gaya haveli
main andar gaya toh dekha
b mama ki najar gate pe hi thi
main dheeme kadmo se andar gaya
b mama kuch bol pate
usse pehle hi badi naani mujhe apne sath mere room mein legayi
b naani- nashta kiya
dilip- haa kar liya
badi nani ne mere sir pe ek chapat laga di
b naani- kyun jhut bol raha hai
tujhe achche se jaanti hoon
dilip- vinay ke ghar tala laga hai shayad khet gaya hoga
b naani- achcha sun tu apne chhote mama ke yaha jaa toh raha hai
koi kuch bole toh chup chap sun lena
dilip- theek badi naani
aur waise ek hi din ki toh baat hai
aaj jaunga raat ko rukunga
kal subah vidya ko leke aa jaunga
aur chhote mama mujhse achchi tarah baat bhi karte hain
b naani- tu vidya ko didi kyun nahi kehta
dilip- vidya ne mujhse aaj tak baat hi nahi ki
toh main use didi kyun kahu
b nani- baate banana toh koi tujh se seekhe
achcha ja tere bade mama ko tujhse kuch baat karni hai
main badi nani ko dekhne lagi
b nani- pehle kuch kha le
badi nani mujhe apne haath se khana khilane lagi
main khana khaya
aur chal diya hitler mama ke paas
dilip- mamaji
b mama- baitho
[main baith gaya]
aaj monday hai tumhe vidya ko sunday tak leke aana hai
dilip-[yeh kya nayi musibat hai]
6 din tak main waha kya karunga
b mama- yeh bhi hum bataye
ghumna phirna jo cheej pasand aaye woh kharidna
dilip- [paise kon dega
aaj tak main badi nani se kuch nahi manga
toh aapse mangne ka toh sawal hi nahi hai]
b mama- yeh lo
aur jarurat pade toh jatin se le lena
b mama ne noto ki do gaddi jo kareeb 1 lakh hogi
mere haath mein rakhte hue kaha
dilip- [ab hitler ke samne sochna bhi band]
main woh paise apne court ke jeb mein rakh liya
main badi naani ke paas unke room mein gaya
badi nani yeh lijiye
main woh paise badi nani ko dete hue kaha
b nani- yeh mujhe kyun de raha hai
yeh toh tujhe dharmesh ne diya hai
dilip- aap toh antaryami ho gayi
b nani- baat mat badal
dilip- aap ko pata hai
main yeh paise nahi lunga
badi nani ne woh paise mere haath se leke almari mein rakh diya
aur almari se noto ki 4 gaddi nikal ke
mere court ki jeb mein rakhte hue kaha
b nani- ab theek hai
main badi nani se kuch keh bhi nahi paya
badi nani agar mujhe vish bhi dengi peene ko
toh main woh bhi pee lunga
main dekha badi naani ro rahi hai
badi naani kya huwa aap ro kyun rahi hain
b naani- tu pehli baar mujhse door ja raha hai
tere bina main kaise rahungi
dilip- main bhi aap se dur nahi jana chahta
yeh to mamaji ki wajah se
tabhi vanya aa gayi
vanya- chalna nahi hai kya
b nani- apna aur vanya ka khyaal rakhna
dilip- aap bhi apna khyal rakhiyega
maine aur vanya ne badi nani ke pair chhue
hum bahar aaye toh mamaji aur mamiji main gate pe khade the
maine aur vanya ne dono ke pair chhue
b mama- driver sara saman rakh diya gaadi mein
driver- jee malik rakh diya hai
b mama- apna aur vanya ka khyal rakhiyega
mamaji ne mujhse kaha
dilip- jee mamaji
main aur vanya car mein baithe
driver gaadi chalane laga
dilip- vanya hume pahunchne mein kitna time lagega
vanya- 4 ghante lagenge
dilip- bas mujhe laga ki 6 ghante toh lagenge hi
vanya- tum kya chahte ho main poora din gaadi mein baithi rahoon
dilip- bhadak kyun rahi ho
main toh sirf pooch raha tha
aur main apna munh ghuma liya
1 ghante tak jab main kuch nahi bola toh
vanya- dilip
main jawab nahi diya
vanya- dilip suno na mera sar dard kar raha hai
main vanya ka sar apne kandhe pe rakhke dabane laga
thodi der baad vanya so gayi
kaka aage kisi dhaabe pe rokiyega
main driver se kaha
d kaka- jee chhote malik
thodi der baad mujhe bhi neend ane lagi
lekin main soya nahi
vanya ke liye....
dilip- kaka aage koi dhaba dikh raha hai
d kaka- jee chhote malik
main vanya ko jagane laga
vanya- kya hai sone bhi nahi dete
dilip- utho toh
kaka aap jaiye kuch khana hai toh kha lijiye
kaka gaadi se bahar chale gaye
vanya- ab bolo kya hai
dilip- chai peeyogi
vanya- nahi peeni
dilip- sar dard kam ho jayega
vanya- nahi
dilip- maan jaao nahi toh utha ke le jaoonga
vanya- tum aur uthake le jaoge
pitaji ko agar pata chala toh
dilip- shayad tum bhool gayi
mamaji ne hi kaha tha ki apna aur vanya ka khyaal rakhna
vanya- chalo
hum ek table pe baith gaye
dilip- bhaiya do chai dena
main dhaba wale se kaha
vanya- tumko yaad hai vidya didi kaisi dikhti hai
dilip- mujhe kaise yaad hoga
vidya ko dekhe huwe 6 saal ho gaye
vanya- tum unhe didi kyun nahi kehte
woh tumse 3 saal badi hai
dilip- tumbhi toh mujhse 1 saal badi ho
toh kya tumhe bhi didi kahu
vanya- keh ke toh dikhao daant tod dungi
dilip- lo chai bhi agayi

hum dono ne chai piya
aur gaadi mein baith gaye
main apne mobile mein song chalu karke sunne laga
main kaka se pucha aur kitna time lagega
d kaka- 1 ghanta lagega chhote maalik
dilip- hum sheher mein daakhil ho gaye the
[badi nani mujhe har saal dusre sheher ghumane le jaati thi
aaj 1 saal baad main chhote mama se milunga
chhote mama 8saal pehle sheher chale gaye the
lekin woh har saal mujhse aur badi naani se milne aate hain]
dilip- vanya tumhe pata hai chhote mama sheher kyun chale gaye
vanya- mujhe theek se yaad nahi hai
baad mein bataungi
dilip- kya huwa kaka gaadi kyun rok di
d kaka- beta aage bheed lagi huwi hai
dilip- haa toh dekhiye na kis baat ki bheed hai
d kaka- abhi dekhta hoon
[kaka bahar chale gaye]
vanya- yeh toh aam baat hai
jab bhi main pitaji ke sath aati hoon sheher yaha
hamesha kam se kam 1ghanta jaam hi laga rehta hai
d kaka- chhote malik koi ladki hai
jo beech raaste pe padi hai
dilip- chaliye jaake dekhte hain
d kaka- chhodiye na chhote malik hume kya jarurat hai
dilip- [kaka ki baat sunke
gussa bahut aaya]
chaliye
[main kaka ko ghurte hue kaha]
hum dono bheed mein ghuste hue aage badhe
dilip- main kaka ko bola
kya jamana aa gaya hai
yaha pe kam se kam 500 log honge phir bhi inme se ek bhi is ladki ki madad nahi kar raha hai
log yeh bhul jaate hain
kal koi unka apna bhi aisi halat mein ho sakta hai
kaka apni gardan jhuka liya
main us ladki ke paas gaya
toh dekha ki woh ladki mere hi umar ki hai
chot ke nishaan bahut the uske jism par
uske chehre pe laal rang laga tha
isi wajah se uska chehra saaf nahi dikh raha tha
main use apni god mein utha liya
aur jane laga
tabhi kisi ki awaj aayi
are kahi ladki ko kidnap na karle police ko phone karo
dilip- kaun bola kaun bola
ek aadmi bheed se nikal ke bilkul mere samne khada ho gaya
aadmi- main bola
dilip- main apni laat poori taqat se uske main part pe maar diya
woh wohi pe gir ke dard se chillane laga
tabhi bheed ke log mere taraf badhne laga
dilip- ruko ruko wahi pe
bheed ruk gayi
jab yeh ladki yaha pe itni der se padi huwi thi
toh yeh madarchod dekhne nahi aaya ki yeh ladki jinda hai ki mar gayi
jab main isko apne sath le ja raha hun toh yeh bolta hai ki police ko phone karo
mere aane se pehle isne police ko phone kyun nahi kiya
main batata hoon
kyunki yeh apni maachod raha tha
main ek aur laat uske pet pe maara
aur waha se aage badh gaya
kaka ne gaadi ka gate khola
main use apne god mein hi rakhke baith gaya
kaka jaldi chachaji ke ghar chalo
kaka gaadi chalane lage
ab tumhe kya huwa
[main vanya se pucha]
vanya- kuch nahi
dilip- 30 minute baad hum chacha ke ghar pahunche
kaka ne gate khola main bahar utra aur andar jaata
usse pehle hi security ne mujhe rok liya
dilip- samne se hato
security- pehle apni pehchan batao
dilip- vanya
vanya ko dekhte hi security wala side ho gaya
main jaldi se andar gaya
chhoti mami aur unki betiyan sofe pe baithi baatein kar rahi thi
c mami- kaun ho tum aur andar kaise aaye
dilip- main us ladki ko le jaake sofe pe lita diya
c mami- security
[iske aage chhoti mami kuch bol hi nahi payi]
vanya tum
yeh tumhare sath hai
vanya- chachiji yeh dilip hai
[chhoti mami mujhe ghurne lagi]
c mami- lekin yeh ladki kaun hai
vanya- yeh toh driver kaka ko pata hoga
c mami- driver kaun hai yeh ladki
[phir driver kaka ne sari baat chhoti mami ko batayi
gaali chhod ke]
c mami- theek hai tum jao
[driver se]
yeh tumhare baap ka ghar nahi hai
jo yaha kisi ko bhi utha laoo
aruna1- mumma aap kis bhikari ko samjha rahi hain
jise itni bhi samajh nahi hai
kiski madad karni chahiye
aur kiski naih
avantika2- iske liye badi dadi ne humse rishta nahi rakkha
dilip- aap sabko jitni gaali deni hai baad mein de dena
pehle doctor ko bula dijiye
[tabhi c mama main gate se andar aaye
c mama- dilip tum kab aaye
aur yeh ladki kaun hai
dilip- maine c mamaji ko saari baat batayi
c mama- savita jaldi se doctor bulao
dilip- [c mami ne itni jaldi phone lagaya ki mujhe hasi aa gayi
main apna rumaal nikaala use mug mein bhigoya aur uss ladki ka chehra saaf kiya
us ladki ka chehra dekhke sab ki cheekh nikal gayi
sab ke munh se sirf itna hi nikla meghaa
dilip- meri ankhein phati ki phati reh gayi
kyunki megha4 hubahu sunita3 ki tarah dikhti thi
sunita toh behosh hi hogayi
c mama megha ka hath pakad ke rone lage
c mama- beti kya hua tujhe
megha uthna beta
dilip- c mami bhi megha ke paas baith ke rone lagi
aruna aur avantika jo abhi sherni bani huwi thi
woh bhi rone lagi]
main c mama ke paas gaya
mamaji sambhaliye khudko
c mama- kaise sambhaloo khudko
meri phool jaisi bachchi ke jism pe aise nishan
dilip- dekhiye doctor sahab bhi agaye
c mama- doctor sahab meri beti ko kuch nahi hona chahiye
aapko jo chahiye main dunga
doctor- thakur sahab sayyam rakhiye
dilip- [doctor megha ko check karne laga]
main vanya ke paas gaya
dilip- tum kaha rone lagi
[vanya mujhe ghurne lagi]
mera matlab hai ki tum jake mamiji ko sambhalo
taki woh apni betiyo ko sambhale
[vanya mamiji ke paas chali gayi]
main mamaji ke paas gaya
mamaji mere gale lagke rone lage
c mama- dilip main tumhara ehsaan kaise chukaunga
dilip- mamaji yeh aap kaisi baat kar rahe hain
vanya- chup ho jaiye chachi aap aise karengi
toh aruna didi aur avantika ko kaun sambhalega
sunita bhi behosh hai
c mami- beti yeh kya ho gaya subah megha apne college ki taraf se picnic pe gayi thi
yeh toh maan hi nahi rahe the
maine hi jidd ki thi inse
doctor- thakur sahab
maine injection de diya hai
sunita beti ko bhi thodi der mein hosh ajayega
yeh kuch dawai hai mangwa lijiye
megha beti ko kisi baat ka sadma laga hai
ghabrane ki baat nahi hai
subah tak hosh ajayega
dilip- doctor sahab woh chot ke nishaan
doctor- woh toh jaanbujh ke banaye gaye hain
bachchi ko kuch bhi nahi huwa hai
[yeh sunke c mami aruna aur avantika ne rona band kiya
vanya toh pehle hi chup ho gayi thi]
c mama- thankyou doctor sahab
doctor- achcha thakur sahab ab agya dijiye
dilip- [doctor sahab chale gaye]
c mama- dilip ab tum jaake aram karo
aruna dilip ko guest room mein le jao
aruna- ji pitaji
dilip- main apna saman leke aruna ke piche chalne laga
aruna- yeh hai guest room
dilip- aruna aage kuch bol paati
usse pehle hi main room mein jaake gate andar se lock kar liya
main jaake shower ke niche khada ho gaya
[main bahut der se khud ko controle kiya hua tha]
meri ankho se ansu behne lage
baar baar mujhe yaad aa raha tha ki
yeh ghar tumhare baap ka nahi hai
30 minute tak shower ke niche khada hoke main rota raha
main bathroom se bahar aaya
apne kapde pehna
aur bed pe let gaya
main apna mobile mein voice record band kiya
voice record ko 3 baar copy kiya
socha thoda so leta hoon
main so gaya
mere kaan mein khat khat ki awaj ane lagi
main utha toh dekha mujhe sote hue 2 ghante ho gaye
main gate khola samne vanya khadi thi
dilip- andar aao
[vanya andar aa gayi]
baitho
main bathroom gaya munh dhoke bahar aaya
kya hua chup kyun ho
vanya- woh
dilip- kya hai saaf saaf bolona
vanya- tumhe neeche khana khane ke liye bula rahe hain
dilip- vidya kahan hai
vanya- didi yahi hai ghar pe
jabse unhe pata chala hai woh bhi bahut dukhi hai
dilip- achcha yeh batao vidya konse college mein padhti hai
[yaha pe main college ko a b c mein likhunga]
vanya- vidya di
college a
mein padhti hai
aruna aur avantika di
college b
mein padhti hai
sunita aur megha
college c
mein padhti hai
dilip- tumse vidya ke baare mein pucha tha
unsab ki baat karne ki kya jarurat thi
vanya- tumhara matlab tum jab mujhse puchoge tab main batau
dilip- [ yeh toh khisakne wali hai]aaah hooo
vanya- kya hua
dilip- chinti ne kaat liya
vanya hansne lagi
chalo khana khane
main aur vanya hall mein pahunche
dinning table pe sab baithe the poori family sirf megha sunita mamaji aur mamiji nahi thi
main baith gaya
vanya mamaji kahan hai
vanya- mamaji aur mamiji aaj khana nahi khayenge
aruna mere plate lagane lagi
rehne dijiye main le lunga
aruna apni jagah jaake baith gayi
main pyali mein daal daala aadhi roti liya
aur khane laga
sab mujhe dekh rahe the
[main vanya ko ankh marte hue kaha]
khana khao mujhe kha jane wali najar se mat dekho
sab ne khana shuru kardiya
main khana khake uthne hi wala tha ki
vidya- dilip hume tumse kuch baat karni hai
dilip- jee kahiye
vidya- aruna aur avantika tumse maafi mangna chahti hain

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Bahut khoob superb.

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

dilip- kis liye mafi mangna hai inhe
isiliye ki maine inki behen ki jaan bachayi
ji nahi maine inki behen ki jaan nahi bachayi
maine ek insaan ki jaan bachayi hai
agar yeh ladki koi or hoti toh abhi tak mujhe 1000 gaaliya pad chuki hoti
aur woh ladki
inhe mujhse maafi nahi maangni hai
inhe mujhe shukriya kehna hai ki
maine inki behen ki jaan bachayi
yeh mera farz tha
aur kisi ki bhi madad karne ke liye main kabhi bhi nahi sochunga
[yeh baat main aruna ki taraf dekhke kaha]
vanya megha kis room mein hai
vanya- us room mein
dilip- tum bhi mere sath chalo
main aur vanya megha wale room mein gaye
mamaji aur mamiji sofe pe baithe the
main megha ko dekha aur apne room mein chala gaya
vanya bhi apne room mein chali gayi
main apne room mein pahunch ke kapre utara
aur underwear mein so gaya...
subah 6am meri neend khuli
main uthke nahaya dhoya kapre change kiya
apna mobile aur paisa coat ke jeb mein rakha
room ka gate kholte hi samne vanya aur vidya khadi thi
vanya- kaha ja rahe ho
dilip- mamaji se milne ja raha hoon
vanya- hum bhi chalenge
hum teeno megha ke room mein pahunche
waha pe mami thi
vidya- chachaji kahan hain
c mami- woh apne room mein gaye hain
vidya- megha kaisi hai
c mami- abhi tak hosh nahi aaya hai
tum log baitho na
[hum teeno baith gaye
mami baar baar meri taraf dekh rahi thi]
vanya- dilip tumhe aruna aur avantika se baat karni chahiye
dilip- main kuch bolta usse pehle[megha ko hosh ane laga]
megha mamiji ke gale lagke rone lagi
c mami- chup ho ja beti
tu ro kyun rahi hai
main hoona tere paas
megha- mumma main bahut dar gayi thi
[c mama bhi agaye]
c mama- [megha ke sar pe hath rakhte hue]
meri bahadur beti
megha- papa
[main vanya ka haath pakda aur roomse nikal gaya]
vanya- kya hai
dilip- tumhe kya hai
har waqt roti rehti ho
chalke aruna aur avantika ko bolo megha ko hosh agaya hai
hum neeche hall mein gaye
vanya- aruna di megha ko hosh agaya hai
aruna- avantika chal jaldi
avantika- ji didi
[aruna aur avantika megha ko dekhne chali gayi]
dilip- yaha se najdik koi market hai
vanya- megha ki tabiyat kharab hai aur tumhe market ghumna hai
dilip- batana hai toh batao
warna main khud dhund lunga
vanya- ruko chalti hoon
jhagdailu bail
dilip- kya boli
vanya- kuch nahi chalo
[bahar aake] kaka gaadi nikaliye
dilip- market jane ke liye car lejana jaruri hai
paidal nahi chal sakti
vanya- 2km door hai market
dilip- haa toh taxi le lenge
[vanya aur main ghar se bahar nikle
vanya ne ek taxi rukai
hum usme baith gaye vanya ne bataya kaha jana hai
thodi der baad hum market pahunch gaye
main taxi wale ko paisa diya]
vanya- ab toh batao kya kaam hai
dilip- tumhe kyun janna hai
vanya- mat batao
main ek flowers ki dukaan pe gaya
aur ek guldasta kharida
us guldaste pe likha tha
get well soon
yehlo main vanya ko guldasta dete hue kaha
vanya- mere liye thankyou
dilip- megha ke liye hai
vanya- par yeh toh tumne liya hai megha ke liye
tumhe hi dena chahiye
dilip- main nahi dunga
vanya- kyun
dilip- main ye guldasta megha ko dunga
toh mami aruna aur avantika sochegi
ke main c mama ke samne apni badai karwana chahta hoon
vanya- kitna galat sochte ho tum
tumhe pata hai
kal tumhare jaane ke baad aruna di aur avantika kitna royi hain
dilip- toh main kya karu
vanya- tumne yeh guldasta megha ke liye liya hai toh tumhi do
main nahi dungi
dilip- mere liye itna nahi kar sakti
vanya- nahi
dilip- tumhe meri kasam
vanya- de dungi
ab chale yaha se
phir hum taxi mein baithe
hume gaye huwe 2 ghante ho gaye the
jab hum c mama ke ghar pahunche toh c mama chai pee rahe the
c mami kitchen mein thi
c mama- dilip kaha the tum 2 ghante se
dilip- market gaya tha
c mama- bata ke jaya karo
dilip- jee mamaji
hum megha ko dekh ke aate hain
c mama- theek hai beta
dilip- main aur vanya megha ke room mein pahunche
waha pe paancho behne baate kar rahe the
vidya- vanu kaha gaye the tum dono
vanya- market gaye the
[vanya ne woh guldasta megha ko dete hue kaha]
dilip leke aaya hai tumhare liye
[main vanya ko ghur ke dekha]
megha- thankyou dilip aruna di ne mujhe bataya ki tumne hi meri madad ki
thankyou so much
dilip- koi baat nahi
aap aram karo
[meri iss baat pe aruna aur vidya dono hansne lagi]
vanya- are aap sab itna kyun has rahi hain
vidya- batati hoon
dilip megha se itni ijjat se baat kar raha hai
jaise megha dadi amma ho uski
megha- vidya didi
jaiye main aapse baat nahi karti
aruna- dekh dadi amma gussa ho gayi
[megha apna munh phulake baith gaya]
[sabne use kisi tarah manaya]
dilip- vanya
vanya- kya hai
dilip- main apne room mein jaa raha hoon
vidya- dilip tum bhi baitho na hamare saath
[main kuch nahi bola aur sabke sath baith gaya
sab gossip kar rahe the
aur main bor ho raha the]
main phir uth gaya
dilip- vanya mujhe kuch kaam hai
main thodi der mein aata hoon
vanya- tumhe kya kaam hai
[main vanya ko ghur ke dekha]
main bhi aati hoon
[main apni gardan naa mein hila diya]
phir bhi vanya khadi hogayi
phir hum dono mere room mein aaye
main jaldi se bathroom mein ghusa aur halka hone laga
main bathroom se nikla
toh vanya muskura rahi thi
dilip- tumne mera naam kyun liya
vanya- main kuch samjhi nahi
dilip- meri pyari bholi vanya
guldasta tumne diya aur naam mera liya
vanya- tum unsab se itni nafrat kyun karte ho
dilip- nafrat
[main jor jor se hansne laga]
tumhe pata hai nafrat kise kehte hain
nafrat woh hai jo main roj sehta hoon
phir bhi uff nahi karta
main insaan hoon
mujhe bhi taklif hoti hai
main sabse dur rehta iski wajah hai
aaj koi bhi mujhe gaali deta
dhutkarta hai
main sahan kar leta hoon
aur sahan karta rahoonga
lekin kal agar yeh log mere dil mein bas gaye
toh phir main inki nafrat inki gaali inka dhutkarna kabhie bhi sahan nahi kar paunga
main mar jaunga
[yeh kehke main ghutno ke bal baith gaya
aur phut phut ke rone laga]...
dilip- main wahi pe baitha rota raha
vanya room ka gate kholke bahar chali gayi
[chaliye dekhte hain
vanya kaha gayi]
vanya dilip ke room se seedha megha ke room ki taraf jane lagi
aisa lag raha tha vanya ko dilip se jyada taklif ho rahi thi
vanya ke ankhon se lagatar ansu beh rahe the
vanya megha ke room mein pahunchi
paancho behno ne jab vanya ki ankhon mein ansu dekha toh woh bahut jyada ghabra gayi
vidya- choti kya hua tujhe tu ro kyun rahi
[vanya kuch nahi boli]
aruna- vanu kya hua tujhe batana
vidya- vanya vanya
[vanya kuch bol hi nahi rahi thi]
sunita aur megha toh jyada dar gayi aur rone lagi
tabhi vidya ne vanya ka kandha pakad ke jor se hilaya
vanya hosh mein aayi
aur vidya ke gale lagke rone lagi
vanya- didi woh keh raha tha ki woh mar jayega
vidya- kaun mar jayega
batana choti mera dil bahut ghabra raha hai
vanya- dilip
sab ke munh se yahi nikla kya
vidya- kya hua dilip ko
[vanya apne dupatte mein se mobile nikal ke vidya ko deti hai]
vidya- choti yeh toh mera mobile hai
yeh tere paas kaha se aaya
[vanya woh mobile vidya se leti hai aur usmein voice recorder play kardeti hai]
vidya- choti yeh kya kar rahi
[dilip ke bathroom se nikalne ke baad
jo baate dilip aur vanya ke beech hoti hai
woh sab mobile ke jariye sab ko sunai deta hai
jaise jaise dilip ki baat aage badhti hai
sab ke ankhon se ansu behne lagte hain]
aruna- di hume dekhna chahiye kahi dilip koi galat kadam na utha le
[vidya se]
vidya- haa
[uske baad dilip ki behne uske room ki taraf daudi]
[ab dekhte hain idhar kya huwa jab vanya room se bahar gayi]
dilip- mujhe aaj bahut takleef ho rahi thi
aisa lag raha tha ki ab main inlogo ki nafrat bardasht nahi kar paunga
tabhi mere sar mein bahut tez dard hone laga
aisa laga ki is dard se meri jaan nikal jayegi
meri palke bhaari hone lagi
aur main behosh ho gaya
vanya aur baki sab dilip ke room mein pahunche
vanya daud ke dilip ke paas gayi
vanya- dilip uthona kya huwa tumhe
didi dekhona dilip nahi uth raha hai
vidya- avantika jaldi se doctor ko phone laga
avantika- doctor ka number toh mumma ke paas hai
abhi jaati hoon neeche
avantika- mummy aapka phone kaha hai
c mami- waha table pe hai
tu itni ghabrayi huwi kyun hai
avantika- mummy dilip behosh ho gaya hai
doctor ko phone karungi
c mami- use kya huwa
avantika ne doctor ko phone karne lagi
c mami- ab toh bata kya huwa dilip ko
avantika- papa ka kaha hain
c mami- office gaye hain
tu baat mat badal
avantika ne sari baat
batayi
c mami- tu kyun chinta karti hai
use kuch nahi hoga
jab tak woh hum sab ki khushiyo mein aag nahi lagayega
woh marega nahi
avantika- mummy
aap ko jitni nafrat karni hai
dilip se kariye
hum behno ka pyaar humare bhai ke liye kaafi hai
c mami- badtameez apni maa se jubaan ladati hai
avantika bina kuch sune dilip ke room ki taraf jane lagti hai
idhar vanya ka roroke bura haal tha
vidya- choti chup ho ja
dilip theek ho jayega
vanya- yeh sab meri wajah se huwa hai
maine dilip ko uksaya tha
ki woh apne dil ka bojh halka kare
vidya- teri koi galti nahi hai
galti toh hamari hai
hum kabhie dilip ko samajh nahi paye
dilip ke liye papa aur chachi ki nafrat ko bachpan se dekhke humar dil mein bhi dilip ke liye nafrat
baith gayi
jabki hume pata hi nahi hai ki hum dilip se nafrat kyun karte
aruna- aap theek keh rahi hain didi
har saal hum gaon jate the
lekin kabhi humne dilip se baat nahi ki
dilip humse milne bhi aata tha toh hum use dhutkaar ke bhaga dete the
megha- didi dilip ko kuch hoga toh nahi
vidya- kuch nahi hoga dilip ko
aaj tak dilip hamari nafrat sehta raha
lekin ab main apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone dungi
aruna- hum apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone denge didi
avantika- hum sab behne apne bhaiya ko kuch nahi hone denge
vidya- doctor ko phone kiya
avantika- ji didi thodi der mein ajayega
vidya- pehle dilip ko bed pe litao
sab behno ne dilip ko uthake bed pe litaya
vanya dilip ke sarko apni god mein rakhe hui thi
sab behno ke ankho se ansu beh rahe the
vidya- avantika jaake neeche baith doctor aaye toh jaldi leke aana
avantika room se bahar aayi aur seedhiyo pe baith gayi
woh apni maa se baat nahi karna chahti thi
thodi der baad doctor aagaya
avantika doctor ko upar leke aai
doctor ne dilip ko check kiya
ek injection lagaya
doctor- thodi der mein hosh aajayega
yeh kehke doctor chala gaya
aruna- dekho dilip ko hosh aaraha hai
dilip- main apni ankhein khol ke dekha
toh main chaunk gaya
mera sir vanya ke god mein hai
meri paancho behne mere aaju baaju baithi hai
kaash yeh pal yahi tham jaaye
lekin mere dimaag ne mujhe samjhaya yeh sach nahi hai
aap sab yaha
vanya tum ro kyun rahi ho
aruna- dilip hume maaf kardo
dilip- aap sab jaiye yaha se
vidya- dilip hum tabtak yaha se nahi jayenge jab tak tum hume maaf nahi karte
dilip- maine kaha na mujhe aap sab se baat nahi karni hai
yeh kehke main apna munh vanya ki god chhupa liya aur rone laga
aruna- dilip tum chaho toh hume bhi dhutkaar lo maar lo
par hume maaf kardo
hum tumhare pair pakadte hume maaf kardo
dilip- didiii...
dilip- aap mujhe majbur kar rahi hain
vidya- hum behno ne kabhie bhi tumhe rakhi nahi bandhi
shayad isi liye tum hume maaf nahi kar rahe ho
dilip- aap samajh nahi rahi hain
aaj aap sab josh mein hosh kho baithi hain
lekin kal aap sab mujhe phir se thukra dengi
toh main to jeete jee mar jaunga
[sab ek sath dilip kehte hue mere gale lag gayi]
vidya- agar dubara marne ki baat kahi
toh hum apni jaan de denge
ek baar hume maaf karde
hum tujhe apna bhaiya nahi apne jigar ka tukda samjhenge
dilip- [ab mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha tha
mera dil khud ko rok nahi paa raha tha
main kitna khushnaseeb hoon
kal mere paas sirf badi naani thi
lekin aaj mere paas inti behne aur vanya hai]
bhaiya bhi chalega
aruna- didi kya bola abhi dilip ne
vidya- mujhe kya pata usi se pooch
dilip- bhaiya bhi chalega
yeh keh ke main vidya di ke gale lag gaya aur rone laga
avantika - tu sirf vidya di ka bhaiya nahi hai
hum sabka hai
megha- haa
aruna- didi dekho toh
humara bhaiya kaise ladkiyo ki tarah ro raha hai
vidya- aruna tu toh sach bol rahi hai
ab chup bhi ho ja kitna royega
dilip- main kaha ro raha hoon
aruna- didi main apne bhaiya ke liye special aloo ke parathe bana ke lati hoon
[yeh kehke aruna chali gayi]
vidya- tere hath ke parathe
bhaiya tu toh gaya
megha- didi ab bhaiya ka kya hoga
avantika- wahi hoga jo aruna di ka paratha chahega
dilip- aap sab itna kyun ghabra gayi
aruna di parathe hi toh banane gayi hain
koi bomb banane thodi gayi hain
avantika- bhaiya bomb banake khilati toh chalta
lekin aruna di ke parate
vidya- avni aisa nahi kehte
avantika- sorry di
dilip- [mujhe toh is baat se khushi ho rahi thi
aaj pehli baar main apni di ke haathon se bane hue parathe khaunga]
[jab aruna neeche gayi]
aruna- mummy jaldi kitchen se bahar jao
c mami- kya kar rahi main khana bana rahi hoon
aruna- aap khana baad mein bana lena
mujhe apne bhaiya ke liye aloo ke
parate banane hai
c mami- ek kaam karna aloo ke parathe mein thoda sa zeher mila ke apne bhaiya ko khila dena
aruna- mummy agar apne aisa dobara kaha toh
c mami- bahut jubaan chalane lagi hai
aruna- aap jaiye yaha se
[c mami bina kuch bole apne kamre ki taraf chali gayi]
[dilip ke room mein]
dilip- didi aap mujhse baat nahi karengi
[main sunita di se pucha]
vidya- yeh toh humse bhi kam hi baat karti hai
yeh sirf megha se baat karti hai
dilip- [main sunita di ki taraf dekha]
sunita- nahi bhaiya di jhuth bol rahi hain
main toh sab se baat karti
main toh tujhse bhi baat kar rahi hoon
tu toh mera bhaiya hai
hai na hai ki nahi
dilip- [main vidya di ki taraf dekha
yeh kam bolna huwa]
[vidya di avanatika di aur megha di hasne lagi
unka hasna band hi nahi ho raha tha]
sunita- aap sab ko kya huwa
[tabhi aruna di parathe leke aa gayi]
aruna- pesh hai mere hatho ke bane special aloo ke parathe
main apne bhaiya ko apne hatho se khilaungi
[dilip- [aruna di mere sath bed pe baith gayi
aur mujhe apne hathon se parathe khilane lagi]
[sab ankhein phaad phaad ke mujhe khate hue dekh rahe the]
aap sab bhi khaona
aruna- woh sab mere hath ke bane huwe parathe nahi khati
dilip- itna swadisht hai
vidya- sach mein
dilip- aap khud khake dekho
[uske baad toh sab parathe pe toot pade
5 minute ke andar sare parathe khatam ho gaye]
aruna- yeh kya sara chat kar gaye
aaj tak toh kabhie nahi khaya
dilip- kyun
aruna- main batati hoon
pehli baar jab main parathe bana rahi thi
meri galti se parathe mein
laal mirch aur namak jyada pad gaya tha
jab sab ne mere hath ke bane hue parathe khaye
toh sab ne mera bahut majak udaya
us din se jab bhi main parathe banati thi
usmein namak aur laal mirch 10guna jyada mila deti thi
vidya- iska matlab tu hume aaj tak apne magarmach ansu dikha ke apne jwalamukhi type parathe
khilati rahi
aruna- haa
vidya- haa ki bachchi ruk tujhe batati hoon
[vidya di aruna di ko chapat lagne lagi]
aruna- bhaiya bachao
bhaiya bachao
dilip- [main uthne laga]
vidya- agar tu waha se utha hai
toh teri taange tod dungi
dilip- [main phir baith gaya]
aruna- mera pyara bhaiya apni didi ko nahi bachayega
dilip- [main toh fas chuka tha dono taraf se
tabhi mujhe gaanv ka ek muhavra yaad aagaya]
ek mahapurush ne kaha tha
do aurto ke jhagde mein naa kisi mard ko padna chahiye
naa hi kisi aurat ko
[jahan vidya di meri baat pe khush dikh rahi thi
wahi aruna di ne apna munh phula liya]
[main avantika di ki taraf dekha]
avantika- didi aap dono ko yeh aurat bol raha hai
[is baat pe main apna matha peet liya]
[vidya aur aruna di meri samne aake khadi ho gayi
vidya- main tujhe kis angle se aurat dikhti hoon
dilip- maine aapko aurat thode hi kaha hai
aruna- toh tu mujhe aurat keh raha hai
dilip- maine toh muhavre mein aurat kaha tha
[vidya di aur aruna di ne ek dusre ko dekha aur lagi mujhe peetne]
[tabhi c mama ke chillane ki awaj aayi
woh megha di ko awaj de rahe the]
[main megha di ki taraf dekha toh megha di bahut dari huwi dikh rahi thi]
aruna- megha pitaji tujhe awaj de rahe hain
[tabhi c mama mere room mein daakhil hue
unke chehre dekhke hum sab dar gaye
woh bahut hi jyada gusse mein lag rahe the]...
c mama- megha hum apse sirf ek baar puchenge
kal aap kaha gayi thi
dilip- [yeh toh b mama ka andaz hai]
[piche se c mami bhi a gayi]
vidya- chachaji baat kya hai
c mama- abhi hum megha ko college gaye the
waha hume pata chala ki kal college ki taraf se koi picnic plan nahi kiya gaya tha
megha jawab dijiye
megha- pitaji mujhe maaf kar dijiye
lekin main apko nahi bata sakti
c mama- megha
c mami- aap shant ho jaiye
[c mama mami ko ghurne lage
c mami ne apni gardan neeche kar li]
c mama- megha agar apne kuch galat nahi kiya hai
toh hum apse wada karte hain
hum apko maaf kardenge
dilip- [megha di ne apni gardan na mein hila di]
[mama ji gusse mein megha di ki taraf badhne lage]
[dar toh bahut lag raha tha
par kya karu behen ka sawal tha
mujhe pata tha ki c mama kabhie gussa nahi karte
lekin jab karte hai toh jaldi shant nahi hote ]
[main mamaji ke samne khada ho gaya]
c mama- dilip samne se hat jao
dilip- aap shant ho jaiye
c mama- humne kaha samne se hat jao
dilip- aap shant ho jaiye
c mama- dilip
[mamaji ne apna hath utha liya
mujhe marne ke liye]
[sab ki cheekh nikal gayi]
hum phir keh rahe hain
dilip- main wahi pe khada raha
mamaji mujhe marne lage
ek toh aaj tak kisine mujhpe haath nahi uthaya
upar se mamaji pahelwan type
1 maar rahe the aisa lag raha tha ki 10admi milke peet rahe hain
mamaji mujhe marte rahe
main wahi pe khada raha
jab mamaji ka gussa shant huwa toh woh chale gaye
c mami bhi chali gayi
main wahi pe baith gaya dard ke karan
chot mujhe lagi hai ro aap sab rahi hain
main bilkul theek hoon
megha di mere paas ane lagi
tabhi vanya jo shuru se chup thi
vanya ne megha di ko dhakka de diya
dilip- vanya
main megha di ko jaake uthaya
yeh kya kar rahi ho
vanya- kya kar rahi hoon
yeh agar sach bata deti
toh chacha tumhe itni buri tarah maarte
dilip- matlab tum badla logi
megha- nahi bhaiya marne dijiye didi ko mujhe toh ghin aa rahi hai apne aap se
aaj hi mujhe bhai mila
aur aaj hi meri wajah se mere bhai ko
dilip- vidya di aap sab bahar jaiye
mujhe megha di se akele mei baat karni hai
[vanya toh jaa hi nahi rahi thi
vidya aur aruna di use pakad ke le gaye]
main gate lock kiya
aur megha di ke paas baith gaya
pehle aap rona band kijiye
main apne hatho se megha di ke ansu pocha
ab aap agar mujhe dil se apna bhai manti hain toh
mujhe sach batayengi
megha- bhaiya jaan maang lo de dungi
par
dilip- theek hai
main mamaji se jaake keh deta hoon
kal main gaon wapas jaraha hoon
aur kabhi wapas nahi aaunga
megha- bhaiya mujhe majboor mat karo
dilip- ek aakhri baat kehna chahta hoon
maan lijiye kal mujhe cancer ho jaye
toh main bhi aap sab ko kuch nahi batau
aur mar jau kitna achcha lagega aap sab ko na
megha- bhaiya aisa mat bolo
main batati hoon

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Bahut khoob superb.