Avi Goswami
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Bhai mast update broUPDATE 17
Ab neha ki ability bhi mere paas thi
Isi liye main aasaani se aarushi ke kadhe se bullet nikaal diya
Aur dressing kar diya
Aur use ek injection bhi de diya
Kareeb do ghante baad use hosh aagaya
Aur woh mujhe dekhne lagi
Ghabra bhi rahi thi woh
Main..ab kaisi ho
Aarushi..theek hoon
Main..ok ab main chalta hoon
Aarushi..ruk jaao na please
Main..achcha ruk jaata hoon
Batao kya kaam hai
Aarushi.. tumne un dono ladkiyo ko itni buri tarah se kyun maara
Main..unki jagah koi mard bhi hota
Toh main unka bhi wohi haal karta
Aarushi..phir bhi itni brutality
Main..kamal hoti ho tum ladkiya bhi
Ek taraf equality ki baat karti ho
Mard ki gaand mein chaaku daalke cheer doon
Toh woh sahi hai
Ladki ki boor mein chaaku daalke nahi cheer sakta
Mera ek hi funda hai
Main ladka aur ladki dono ko equal samajhta hoon
Unhone tumhein maarne ki koshish ki
Maine jo kiya mujhe uska koi pachhtawa nahi hai
Aarushi yeh sunke rone lagi
Main..ab kya hua
Aarushi.. i am sorry
Maine tumhare sath misbehave kiya
Main..its ok
Main tumse pyar karta hoon
Itna toh chalta hai
Lekin kabhi bhi bastard nahi bolna mujhko
Aarushi..kabhi nahi bolungi
Aarushi..hum kahan hain
Main..delhi ke ek hotel mein
Aarushi..mujhe Apne superiors se baat karni hogi
Main..koi jarurat nahi hai
Aaram karo
Waise bata sakti hoon
Tumpe humlaa kisne karwaya tha
Aarushi..woh dono isi agents thi
Main... Pakistan ki maa ka bhosda
Maa ke lund
Apni aadat se baaj nahi aayenge
Lekin woh toh foreigners thi
Aarushi.. unhone surgery karwa rakhkhi thi
Aur dono german intelligence ki agent bani hui thi
Main..thodi der mein aata hoon
Jara in isi waale madarchodo ki maiyya chod doon
Maa ke lund
Yeh bolke main wahan se gayab ho gaya
Aur isi base pe pahunch gaya
Main abhi daredevil bana hua tha
Jaise hi un sabne mujhe dekha
Mujhpe fire karne lage
Main Apne dono rod ghumane laga
Jo bhi mere saamne aata
Unki maiyya chud jaati
Kuchh hi der mein saare agents dhool.chaat rahe the
Yeh madarchod isi chief ka office lock tha
Main ek ladki ko pakda
Main.. bhosdi bata kaise khulega
Gate
Ladki..main nahi bata sakti
Mujhe maar diya jaayega
Main..toh main kya koi doodh waala hoon
Bhosdi yeh rod dekh rahi hai
Gaand mein ghusa dunga
Yeh sunke woh ghabra gayi
Aur mujhe password bata di
Main password type kiya
Aur gate khul gaya
Jaise hi andar ghusa
Madarchod chief kisi ladki ko chod raha tha
Woh ladki buri tarah se ro rahi thi
Idhar office ke bahar main uske saare agents ki gaand maar liya
Aur yeh chodne mein laga hua tha
Mujhe dekhte hi woh dono shock ho gaye
Chief ka naam qasim tha
Qasim..kaun ho tum aur andar kaise aaye
Main.. madarchod jara cctv footage dekh bahar ki
Yeh sunte hi table pe padi gun usne utha li
Aur mujhpe fire kar diya
Main.. madarchod main bullet proof hoon
Teri maa ko chodu
Aur main uske seene pe rod maar diya
Woh dard se cheekh pada
Aur woh ladki dar ke maare kone mein chali gayi
Main maara madarchod ke pair pe rod woh zameen pe baithke rone laga
Main.. kyun re haram ke chode
Behen ke lund
India se hi paida hoke
India pe hi attack karwata hai
Qasim..agar tune mujhe maar diya
Toh india mein jitne sleeper cell hain
Woh activate ho jaayenge
Aur tera India jahannum pahunch jaayega
Yeh sunke main uska gala pakad liya
Aur use jo bhi pata tha
Woh ab mujhe bhi pata tha
Main..ek secret ki baat batau
Madarchod
Yeh bolke main use rod se maarne laga
Jo ki itna garam tha
Ki.jahan use rod padta
Wahan ki chamdi jal jaati
Phir main Apne ring ki taraf dekha
Mere rod ek ho gaye
Aur main uske baad main qasim ko utha liya
Main..chal abbu bol
Qasim.. main marne se Nahi darta
Main.. bhosdike sab yahi bolte hain
Yeh bolke main uska chutad Apne rod se sata diya
Qasim ki cheekh nikal gayi
Chutad jo jal gaye the
Qasim..rote hue..abbu abbu
Main..bas isi tarah india bhi tum sabka abbu hai
Aur Pakistan india ki najayez aulaad
Jiski aukaat sirf laude ke baal jitni hai
Jise jab chahein hum Saaf kar sakte
Yeh bolke main uski gaand Apne rod pe rakh diya
Aur use chhod diya
Uski gaand mein rod samane laga
Aur woh buri tarah se cheekhne laga
Main mobile nikaala
Aur uska video banane laga
Kuchh der mein qasim mar gaya
Main us ladki ko dekha
Saali badi khubsurat thi
Happ bhosdike
Main tharki nahi hoon
Woh ladki isi ki hi ek agent thi
Qasim madarchod roz din nayi Nayi agents ko chodta tha
Matlab rape karta tha
Mujhe ek idea aaaya
Main.. kapde pehen Apne chal mere sath
Uska naam zeba tha
Zeba..rote hue.. please mujhe mat maariye
Main..nahi maarunga
Lekin tujhe mere saamne india chalna hoga
Aur wahan live tv pe batana hoga
Ki qasim tere sath kya kya karta tha
Zeba..main barbaad ho jaaungi
Kahin munh dikhane layak nahi rahungi
Main..happ bhosdi
Chal rahi hai
Yaa phir tujhe jaan se maar doon
Yeh sunke woh Apne kapde pehenne lagi
Main zeba ki file nikaal liya
Aur qasim ke office ki cctv footage bhi
Aur phir main uska hath pakda
Hum dono rashmi ke paas pahunch gaye
Jo.abhi ghar pe hi thi
Woh mujhe dekhke khush ho gayi
Tabhi uski najar zeba pe padi
Main use saari baat bata diya
Main..yeh rahi cctv footage aur yeh rahi zeba
Live telecast karwa
Aur tab tak main sleeper cells ki maa chodta hoon
Yeh bolke main teleport ho gaya
Aur uske baad har un sleeper cells ke paas jaake
Unhein jaan se maar diya
Madarchod india ko tabah karenge
Inki maa ka bhosda
Pure india mein tahalka mach gaya
Zeba ne qasim ki saari sachchayi bata di
Aur cctv mein qasim ne jo india ke baare mein.bola tha
Woh bhi sabko pata chal gaya
Poora india appan ko ab superhero maarne laga tha
Prime minister ne mujhpe lage saare charge hatwa diye
Aur radio pe mujhe milne ke liye bulaya
Do din baad
Main pahunch gaya unke paas
Pm aur main ek dusre ke saamne baithe hue the
Main..toh bataiye aapko mujhse kya baat karni hai
Pm..badi khushi hui mujhe tumse milke
Tumne jo Apne desh ke liye kiya hai
Use tumhara desh humesha yaad rakhkhega
Main..maine jo kiya woh mera farz tha
Pm.. young man
Main tumhein aaj se legally india ka superhero appoint karta hoon
Tum jo chahe karo
Koi tumhein nahi rokega
Har officer chahe woh military ka ho police ka ho navy ka ho ya aur force ka ho
Tum un sabke superior ho
Tum jo bologe wohi hoga
Main..aapko nahi lagta aap kuchh jyada hi emotional ho rahe hain
Pm.. muskurate hue.. young man
Desh ka har insaan yahi chahta hai
Main.. thank you sir
Pm..your most welcome
Main..aap zeba ko Indian citizen ship de sakte hain
Pm..de dunga
Main.. thank you
Thank you very much
Pm..woh us presidents tumse milna chahte hain
Unhein tumhari madad chahiye
Main..kaisi madad
Pm..unhein bhi pata karna hai
Ki.unke desh mein kitne sleeper cells hain
Aur kahan kahan hain
Lekin yeh baat kisi ko nahi pata chalni chahiye
Ki woh tumse help le rahe hain
Main.. politics
Ab mujhe jo reward diya tha
Pm ne
Woh bas isi liye diya tha
Kyunki abhi election aane waale hain
Aur mujhe official super hero
Appoint karne ke baad
Uski jeet pakki hai
Uske baad main wahan se aagaya
Shaam ho chuki thi
Zeba military custody mein thi
Main wahan pahunch gaya
Wahan ke incharge ne mujhe dekhke salute kiya
Waah ab toh izzat bhi mil.rahi hai
Main..zeba ko main le jaane aaya hoon
Kuchh der baad zeba mere saamne the
Main uska hath pakda
Aur phir Rashmi ke paas pahunch gaya
Rashmi mujhe dekhne lagi
Main..kuchh din ke liye yeh tumhare sath rahegi
Rashmi... suniye
Main..suniye
Rashmi sharma gayi
Ab woh news editor ban chuki thi
Uska apna show aata tha raat 9 baje
Rashmi..kya aap mujhe apna number de sakte hain
Main..likh
Aur phir main use number bata diya
Aur wahan se gayab ho gaya
Behenchod do din jitne bhi terrorist india mein the unhein pelne mein hi nikal gaya tha
Raat ho chuki thi
Ab waqt aagaya tha
Mom ke sapno mein jaane ka....
Awesome updateUPDATE 16
Neha bhosdi nangi soyi hui thi
Ac 22 pe karke
Blanket odh ke
Main blanket hata diya
Aur phir Apne bhi saare kapde utaar diya
Lund toh tha khada
Neha ki taango ko failaya
Aur daal diya lund uski boor mein
Uski ankh khul gayi
Neha..aah kutte yeh kya kar raha hai
Hat mere upar se
Main..apni kutiya ki chudai kar raha hoon
Aur kya karunga
Yeh bolke main neha ki boor mein Apna lund pelne laga
Neha..din bhar kahan munh kaal kar raha tha
Main..faaltu mat bolo
Main tumhare siwa kisi ko nahi chodta hoon
Neha..gaya hoga usi chhinaal sheena ke paas
Main..jalan ho rahi hai
Neha..main kyun jalne lagi
Aah maa aur jor se daal na
Main..bahut tight boor hai teri
Neha..tera bhi lauda toh gadhe jaisa hai
Itna bada kisi ka hota hai kya
Bachchedaani ko andar thok raha hai
Main neha ke doodh pakadke dabane laga
Aur sath mein uski boor jor jor se maarne laga
Kuchh hi der mein neha jhadne lagi
Main neha ko apni god mein le liya
Aur uske dono chutado ko pakadke
Uske jism ko upar neeche karne laga
Neha..aah mummy aur jor se
Main..haan meri kutiya Didi yeh lo aur jor se lo
Neha..aur jor se mere kutte bhai oh yes fuck me
Main..no English
Neha..bada behaya hai tu toh
Main..tu bhi ban jaana meri kutiya
Neha..andar mat daalna
Warna tere pille paida ho jaayenge
Aur neha phirse ek baar jhadne lagi
Main ek ghante tak use chodta raha
Aur phir apna lund nikaalke uski gaand pe jhadne laga
Main usi ke bed pe let gaya
Neha bathroom jaake khudko saaf kar li
Main use dekhne laga
Neha..aise kya dekh raha hai
Main..bahut khubsurat ho aap
Neha..woh toh main hoon
Main neha ko Apne paas kheench liya
Aur use kiss karne laga
Sath mein uske doodh dabane laga
Neha..sone de na
Subah ek operation karna hai
Main bhi yahin so jaaun
Neha..na baba na
Tu mujhe sone nahi dega
Ja yahan se
Main hans diya
Aur Apne kapde pehenke
Bahar nikal gaya
Yeh itni raat ko neha ke room mein kya karne gaya tha
Kahin mera shakk sahi toh nahi hai
Aisa nahi ho sakta
Neha samajhdaar hai
use pata yeh sab galat hai
Lekin bhadra aisa kyun ho gaya hai
Tabhi mom ka phone bajne laga
Mom..haan alka didi
Is waqt aapne phone kiya
Sab theek toh hai
Alka..kuchh sahi nahi hai shalu
Mom..kya hua
Alka ne veer se judi saari baat bata di
Shalini ko
Mom chakra ke gidne waali thi
Mom..man mein.. daredevil toh bhadra hi hai
Lekin uska chehra veer se kaise mil sakta hai
Alka..tum apni betiyo se keh dena
Ki woh kisi anjaan ladke se baat na kare
Mom..theek hai didi
Shalini Apne room mein chali gayi
Uski aankho se neend gayab ho chuki thi
Subah main gudiya leke school chala gaya
Aur phir pahunch gaya college
Main raveena ko dekhne laga
Uske dono gaal suje hue the
Woh mere paas aake baith gayi
Main uski taraf dekha
Raveena..kya hua itne udaas kyun ho bhadra
Main kuchh nahi bola
Raveena..agar raat mein dil na bhara ho
Toh aur maar lo
Yeh sunke main uski taraf dekha
Madarchod yeh toh hona hi tha
Kyunki mere aur daredevil dono ke hath mein ring thi
Jise raveena ne shayad notice kar liya hoga
Main uska hath pakda
Aur class se bahar jane laga
Amrita yeh dekhke man mein ro padi
Main raveena ko leke college ki chhat pe aagaya
Hum dono ek dusre ko dekhne lage
Raveena..yahi soch rahe ho na
Ki mujhe kaise pata chala
Main..maine tujhe maara uske liye sorry
Tu jo saza degi main accept kar lunga
Raveena..hanste hue..maine toh suna hai
Ki daredevil ko dard mehsus nahi hota
Lekin dard kaise diya jaata hai
Woh achchi tarah jaanta hai
Main..maine jo kiya uska mujhe koi pachhtawa nahi hai
Main rapist ko maarta hoon
Teri maa mere peeche padi thi
Isi liye mujhe woh sab karna pada
Raveena..toh tumhein meri mom se dar lagta hai
Yeh sunke main hans diya
Main..teri mom ke order ke chakkar mein
Kayi police waale maare jaate
Isi liye yeh sab kiya
Darta toh main kisi se bhi nahi hoon
Raveena..toh phir sorry kyun bol rahe ho
Main.. kyunki tu meri freind hai
Raveena.. apni freind ko koi itna maarta hai
Aur tumne meri mom ko nanga bhi kiya
Uska kya
Main..jab mujhe gussa aata hai
Toh main control nahi kar paata
Raveena..ab tum kyun ro rahe ho
Main..aankh mein kuchh chala gaya hai
Yeh sunke raveena rone lagi
Main bhi rone laga
Raveena..main bahut dar gayi thi
Main..jaanta hoon
Tere sath phir kabhi aisa nahi hone dunga
Raveena..abhi bhi gaal dard kar rahe hain
Yeh sunke main raveena ke gaal ko chumne laga
Raveena..jyada romantic banne ki jarurat nahi hai
Isse dard kam nahi hoga
Yeh sunke main use dekhne laga
Woh mujhe dekhne lagi
Dheere dheere humara chehra ek dusre ke kareeb jaane laga
Aur dekhte hi dekhte hi
Humare hont ek ho gaye
Main uske honto ko bade pyar se chusne laga
Woh bhi mere hont utne hi pyar se chusne lagi
Kuchh der mein raveena kiss tod di
Aur mere taraf dekhne lagi
Raveena..waise meri mom kaisi thi
Hai na bahut hot
Yeh sunke main Apne sar se raveena ke sar pe maara
Raveena hansne lagi
Wohin dusri taraf alka ne apni dono betiyo ko kasam de di thi
Ki woh kisi anjaan ladke se nahi milengi
Aarohi aur aarushi ne wajah puchhi
Toh alka ne kuchh nahi bataya
Yeh batati ki aaj se 20 saal pehle
Uske pati aur dono devar ne ek ladke ke pure pariwaar ka rape karke maar diya
Aur ab woh ladka wapas aagaya hai
Main raveena ko leke wapas class room mein aagaya
Woh mere sath hi baith gayi
Ravi hum dono ko hi ghur raha tha
Raveena mujshe chipki jo hui thi
Jaise hi recess hua
Main aarushi ke paas pahunch gaya
Aarushi mujhe dekhke
Mujhpe gun taan di
Main..yeh kya kar rahi ho
Aarushi..shut up
Jo bhi puchhu uska jawan dena
Warna saari bullets seene mein utaar dungi
Main..ok
Aarushi..kaun ho tum
Main..bata chuka hoon
Aarushi.. cheekhte hue..tumhari shakal ka koi bhi us college mein nahi tha
Jismein main thi
You bastard
Main..gaali nahi
Aarushi..i just want to know
Whi the fuck are you
Main..tumhara deewana
Yeh sunte hi aarushi mujhpe ek ke baad ek fire karne lagi
Saari bullets meri body se takrake neeche gid gayi
Tabhi aarushi ke room ke gate blast hua
Aarushi thodi door jaake gidi
Main waise hi khada tha
Tabhi do ladki andar aagayi
Ek hath mein chaaku the
Aur ek ke hath mein gun
Gun waali ne mujhpe gun taan di
Main aarushi ki taraf dekha
Aarushi uthne ki koshish kar rahi thi
Tabhi ladki2 ne aarushi pe fire kar diya
Goli uske kandhe mein lagi
Uske jism se khoon nikalta hua dekh
Main paagal ho gaya
Main un dono ki taraf badhne laga
Ladki1..dekho humari tumse koi dushmani nahi hai
Humein sirf woh ladki chahiye
Main..woh meri hai
Ladki2..hanste hue.. you idiot
Yeh bolke woh mujhpe fire karne lagi
Uski bullet mere maathe se takrake neeche gid gayi
Tabhi ladki1 ne apna chaaku meri taraf ghumaya
Main maara uski naak pe apna sar
Woh apni sar ko jhatki
Tabhi dusri ladki ne mujhe kick maarne ki koshish ki
Main apna dono angutha ladki1 ki ankho mein ghusa diya
Woh dard se chhatpatane lagi
Ladki2 yeh dekhke ghabra gayi
Maara uske munh pe ek kick
Woh zameen pe gid gayi
Uske baad main ladki1 ka chaaku uthaya
Aur ladki2 ke pet pe baith gaya
Ladki2 mujhe punch maarne lagi
Main woh chaaku Apne munh mein fansaya
Aur ladki2 ke kapde faad diya
Upar se woh nangi ho gayi
Ladki2.. please mujhe chhod do
Mujhe order mila tha
Main..kuchh bhi ho meri aarushi ko touch nahi karna Chahiye tha
ladki 2..tum samajhte kyun nahi
hum bas apna order maan rahe the
Main bas apni duty kar rahi hoon
Aur woh bhi
aur aarushi bhi
main uski aankho mein dekha
main aisa nahi kar sakta
woh bhi kisi ki behen hai
Lekin dil Nahi maan raha tha
pata nahi senior ne kya kar Diya tha mere sath
main uske upar se uth gaya
aur aarushi ko apni god mein uthake teleport ho gaya....