UPDATE 17
Main mom ke bagal mein unka hath pakad ke let gaya
uske baad main apni ring ki taraf dekhke
apni aankhein band kar liya
yeh toh mom ki company hai behenchod
main mom ke office mein pahuncha
toh dekha mom Kisi behen ke laude se lipti hui thi
main.. madarchod
teri maa ko chodu
yeh sunte hi mom aur woh shakhs mujhe dekhne laga
main jab uska chehra dekha
toh mera khoon khaul gaya
yeh bhosdika dheeraj
cm ka jeeja
are wohi behen ka lauda
mera chacha
mom..beta tum yahan kya kar rahe ho
main dheeraj ke gidebaan pakda
mom..bhadra beta
main..rote hue..aap nahi sudhrengi
aapka kuchh nahi ho sakta
laanat hai mujhpe
mom..beta mera baat toh suno
tum jaisa soch rahe ho
waisa kuchh bhi nahi hai
main.. i love you mom
main aapko kisi ka hota hua nahi Dekh sakta
aap sirf meri ho
yeh bolke main dheeraj ke sath 13th floor se kood gaya
mom.. cheekhte hue..bhadra mere bachche
aur mom ki aankh khul gayi
waise agar main Normal insaan rehta
toh jaisa ki main sapno mein mar gaya tha
waise hi main asli duniya mein bhi mar jaata
lekin humri body immortal hai
isi liye hum nahi mar sakte
mom paseene se bheeg chuki thi
tabhi unki najar mujhpe padi
woh mujhse lipat gayi
aur munh band karke rone lagi
mom..aakhir kyun ho raha hai
mere sath yeh sab
bhadra mere bachche
main kyun aise sapne Dekh rahi hoon
man..kya tu nahi jaanti
ki tu kyun aise sapne dekh rahi hai
mom..nahi
man..toh sun tere jism ki aag itni badh gayi hai
ki ab tu khud ko nahi rok sakti
har pal tere man mein ek hi baat rehti hai
aakhir kab tere jism ki aag thandi hogi
mom..toh kya yeh galat hai
main kaunsa galat kar rahi hoon
nisha ke janam ke baad hi mere pati Lapata ho gaye
tabse ab tak maine khud ko sambhala hua tha
lekin jab bhadra coma mein gaya
tab dheeraj ne mujhe himmat di
usne mera sath ek pal ke liye bhi nahi chhoda
uske baad mujhe woh achcha lagne laga
uske kareeb aane se mere vaasna jo soyi hui thi
woh jaag gayi
lekin mere bete ne us ummid ko hi khatam kar diya
man..tu Apne bhadra se pyar karti hai
ya phir Dheeraj se
mom.. dono alag alag hain
man.. Yaad rakhna
ek pal aisa aayega
jab tera sapna haqqeqat ban jaayega
tere bete ki laash tere saamne hogi
phir jisse bhi apni garmi thandi karni ho kar lena
mom..nahi maine apne bete ko vachan Diya hai
main apna vachan kabhi nahi todungi
lekin bhadra yahan kya kar raha hai
woh yahan kaise aaya
kya main use utha doon
nahi woh samjhega
ki main usse pyar nahi karti
sone deti hoon
subah puchungi
ki aakhir kyun woh aaya tha
mere bed pe sone
aur phir mom ne beech mein pillow rakh diya
aur phir so gayi
unke sote hi main jaag gaya
aur apne room mein aake so gaya
behenchod main socha tha jaake mom ke sath romance karunga
lekin yahan marna pad gaya
aur phir main subah utha
ready hoke neeche gaya
neha bhosdi abhi bhi nahi aayi thi
iski maa ko chodu
kahin yeh bhosdi bhi toh kisi se pat nahi gayi
dekhna padega
main breakfast karne laga
nisha bhi thi
nisha..bhaiya kya hua chup kyun hain aap
main..bas aise hi
nisha..aise hi kaun chup hota hai
kya soch rahe hain
main..man mein..tumhari maa ko kaise chodu
nisha..aankh dikhate hue..kya bole aap
behenchod meri gand fat gayi
gale mein khaana atak gaya
main buri tarah khaasne laga
nisha glass mere honto se laga di
main paani pee liya
nisha meri peeth sehlane lagi
mom..kya hua bhadra
main..kuchh nahi mom
i am ok
nisha..kya bachcho ki tarah khaate hain
uske baad main Nisha ko uske school chhodne gaya
woh mere honto pe kiss karke chali gayi
ab mom pe toh pehla vaar ho gaya
ab baari hai
aarushi ki maa alka ki
wohi bhosdi cm ki biwi
main gurads se bola
ki phone karke bol bhadra aaya hai
gurad ne andar baat karke
gate khol diya
security kaafi tight kar di thi
ab kuchh logo ko confusion hai
ki veer aur bhadra ka chehra same hai ya nahi
toh hum dono ka chehra same nahi hai
jab main daredevil banta hoon
tab veer bana rehta hoon
aur waise bhadra
humara chehra alag alag hai
alka chachi humesha ki Tarah
saari pehne hue thi
jismein unki kamar ke darshan ho rahe the
main jaake unke pair chhua
unhone mujhe blessings Diya
alka..toh aagayi tujhe meri yaad
main..kaisi baatein kar rahi hain aap
aapko toh pata hai.kitna busy rehta hoon main
alka..haan haan pata hai
kitna busy rehta hai tu
chal baith
main..aap ko kya hua
alka.. mujhe kya hoga
mujhe toh kuchh nahi hua hai
main..toh phir aapka chehra murjhaya hua kyun hai
alka.. aisa toh nahi hai
main..chacha kaise hain
alka..theek hain
main..itne rukhe andaz mein kabse aap chacha ke baare mein baat karni lagi
alka..man mein..jabse us kameene ki sachchayi pata chali hai
neech kahin ka
main..kya soch rahi hain
alka..koi gf banayi ki nahi
main..main Kahan se banau
meri shakal dekhiye
mujh jaise ki kaun bf banegi
alka..maarungi bahut.tu toh kitna handsome hai
aur waise bhi tu agar apne paise dikhayega
toh koi na koi tujhe line jarur degi
main..i hate fucking show off
alka.. language
main.. sorry
alka..kuchh maangu tujhse dega
lund maang lo abhi de dunga
teeno chhed mein
main..yeah sure
alka..main yeh chahti hoon
ki aaj se amrita tere sath college jaaye
wapas aaye
aur tujhe uspe nahar bhi rakhni hogi
main..baaki sab toh theek hai
lekin najar kyun rakhni hai
alka..woh mujhe baba jee ne bataya hai
ki Amrita kisi galat ladke ke chakkar mein fans sakti hai
main..waise toh mujhe in baato pe vishwaas nahi hai
lekin phir bhi main jo kar sakta hoon karunga
alka..beti amrita college nahi jaana hai kya
Amrita..aayi Mummy
kuchh der baad Amrita Apne room se bahar nikli
aur mujhe dekhte hi uski saansein ruk gayi
Amrita..man mein..kitne pyare lag rahe ho
man karta hoon
tumhein apne seene se laga loon
alka..kya soch rahi hai
amrita..kuchh bhi toh nahi
alka.. Dekh tera bhai aaya hai
amrita..man mein..bhai hoga aapka
mera toh saiyya hai yeh
alka..phir sochne lag gayi
amrita..nahi toh
alka..woh bhadra keh raha tha
ki aaj se woh hi tujhe college drop jar dega
aur ghar bhi le aayega
amrita..man mein..sach mein
kya bhadra bhi mujhse pyar karta hai
kya woh jaan gaya hai
ki main uske bina nahi jee sakti
alka..kya hua
amrita..theek hai
mujhe koi problem nahi hai
alka..yeh hui na baat
chalo ab dono nashta karo
aur jaao sath mein
woh nashta kar raha tha
aur main use chupke chupke Dekh rahi thi
tabhi ek pal ke liye meri hum dono ki najar ek dusre se takrayi
aur main sharma ke neeche dekhne lagi
phir meri himmat nahi hui
ki main use dobara Dekhu
waise mujhe Pata tha ki woh mujhse pyar karti hai
kyunki 10th mein usne mujhe ek letter Diya tha
main use padhke faad Diya
mujhe bada gussa aaya tha us waqt
maine Amrita ko dhamkaya
ki agar woh Kabhi dobara mujhse yeh sab baatein karegi
toh main uncle ko bata dunga
aur aaj Dekho mujhe use pet se karna hai
uski dono behno ko karna hai
uski maa ko karna hai
apni maa ko karna hai
neha ko karna hai
uske baad hum college pahunch gaye
na maine usse baat kiya
aur na usne mujhse
hum jaa rahe the
tabhi kisi ladki ne Amrita ki gand pe thappad maar diya
bhosdi mere maal ko touch karti hai
main maara use ek hath
uske gaalo pe meri ungliyo ke nishaan chhap gaye
sab shocked hoke mujhe dekhne lage
yeh dekhke ek ladka
kisi aur ladke ke paas gaya
jo gaya tha uska naam champak tha
aur jiske paas gaya tha
uska naam aslam tha
champak..bhai teri behen ko kisi ne thappad maar diya
yeh sunke aslam ki jhaantein sulag gayi
amrita..bhadra yeh kya kar rahe ho
main..isne tumhein touch kaise kiya
amrita.. woh meri freind hai
main.. freind my foot
kaunsi freind apni freind ke peeche hath maarti hai
amrita..bhadra this is not fair
sorry bolo huma se
huma..waise yeh hai kaun
jisne mere gaal laal kar diye
tere chakkar mein
amrita..yeh yeh
main..main iska bf hoon
mera naam bhadra hai
dobara meri gf ko inappropriate Tarah se touch nahi karna
huma..ok nahi karungi
handshake kar sakti hoon
amrita.. man mein..god kya maine kuchh galat suna
kya bhadra ne mujhe apni gf kaha
kya ab woh mujhse pyar karta hai
thank you god thank you
main..nahi
huma..hanste hue.. bade possessive ho
abhi main yeh bolta tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua
ki koi mujhe peechhe se maar raha hai
main maara ghumake uske seene pe laat
aur tabhi meri najar padi uspe
yeh toh aslam hai
student council ka president
woh maar khaake phir se khada ho chuka tha
aslam..you bastard teri himmat kaise hui
tune hath kaise uthaya meri behen pe
huma..aslam cool down
woh ek misunderstanding thi
jo khatam ho gayi hai
aslam..tum hato
isko toh main dekhunga
iski khaal nahi kheench liya toh
main.. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
yeh sunke sab hansne lage
aslam..jitna udna hai
main..blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
aslam jhunjla gaya
huma bhi ek pal ke liye hans di
huma..tujhe meri kasam
chal yahan se
main..sun lo re sab
agar kisi ne Amrita ko touch bhi kiya
toh uski maa chod dunga
ab hote Hain kuchh log
jinki gaand mein keeda hota hai
yeh sab alina bhi Dekh rahi thi
alina..yeh kaun bitch hai
jise bhadra apni gf bata raha hai
khoon kar dungi kutiya ka
mere bhadra ki gf banegi
tabhi ek ladka aage aaya
ladka.. kyun be apne aapko jyada qaabil samajhta hai
saale humari maa pe jaayega
yeh sunke jo main use punch maarna shuru kiya
kabhi munh pe Kabhi pet mein
Kabhi seene pe
saale ka thobda bigaad diya
main..main teri maa pe gaya behenchod
maine yeh kaha agar kisi ne meri amrita ko touch kiya
toh uski uski uski
maa chod dunga
ab yeh jaanvi madam ne dekh liya
woh aayi mere paas
aur mujhe princi ke office mein chalne ko boli
main princi ke office mein khada tha
jaanvi madam use sab kuchh bata rahi thi
principal..bhadra kya hai yeh sab
beta maar peet karne ki kya jarurat hai
koi problem hai
toh mujhe batao
main..koi problem nahi hai sir
aap jayada mat sochiye
yeh bolke main wahan se nikal gaya
jaanvi..isse jyada badtameez student maine aaj tak nahi dekha
aapne kuchh bola kyun nahi
principal..madam aap use nahi jaanti
aapke liye behtar yahi hoga
ki aap usse door rahein
main jab class mein pahuncha
toh dekha sab mujhe ghur rahi thi
ladkiya
raveena..bhadra yeh main kya sun rahi hoon
Amrita tumhari gf hai
toh phir main kaun hoon
main..are woh maine jhuth bola tha
aisa kuchh nahi hai
tabhi meri najar gate pe padi
jahan Amrita khadi thi
chud gayi maiyya
amrita rote hue wahan se bhaag gayi
main raveena ko ghurne laga
raveena.. mujhe kyun ghur rahe ho
main.. kyunki main madarchod hoon
aur main chair uthake zameen pe de maara
raveena ki gand fat gayi
main Amrita ko dhundne laga
main kuchh students se puchha
toh pata chala
ki Amrita chhat pe gayi hai
tabhi sab ladke college campus mein cheekhne lage
main chhat pe pahuncha
toh Dekha Amrita boundary ke upar khadi hui thi
main..kya kar rahi ho
amrita..kuchh nahi
tum jaao yahan se
main..utro neeche
tumhara dimaag kharab hai
amrita..haan mera dimaag kharab hai
main paagal hoon tumhare pyar mein
main tumhare bina nahi jee sakti
nahi jee sakti tumhare bina main
aaj ek pal ki khushi deke
tumne mujhse chheen li
mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha hai
main.. main karta hoon tumse pyar
please aisa mat karo
amrita..koi jarurat nahi hai
mujhpe ehsaan karne ki
yeh bolke Amrita ne aankhein band kar li
aur chhat se neeche kood gayi
bhosdi behen ki laudi
main teleport ho gaya
aur daredevil mein badal gaya
aur beech mein hi amrita ko pakad liya
aur Phir teleport hoke zameen pe pahunch gaya
aur main ek pal bhi bina ruke
teleport hoke chhat pe pahunch gaya
aur uske baad main wahan se neeche aaya
huma..tu paagal hai
kya karne gayi thi
aaj agar daredevil tujhe nahi bachata
toh
amrita zameen pe baithke rone lagi
main uske paas pahuncha
isse pehle woh kuchh bolti
main use kiss karne laga
sab shout karne lage
raveena mujhe achchi lagti thi
lekin main pyar sirf apne badle se karta tha
mera pehla aur aakhri pyar badla hai....