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Main college pahuncha
Behenchod aaj car leke aana pada
Behenchod car mein mujhe ulti maalun deti thi
Abhi main campus mein pahuncha hi tha
Ki kuchh laundo ne mujhe gher liya
Inki maa ko chodu
Main..kya hai be
Tabhi meri najar alina pe padi
Saali muskura rahi thi
Teri maa ko chodu
5 ladke the woh
Ab aisa tha ki alina ka baap us college ka trusty tha
Toh woh kisi ki bhi gaand mein ungli karti thi
Aur koi use kuchh nahi bolta tha
Saali ne kya kapde pehen rakhkhe
Bhosdi ek baar neha ki boor maarke apni aur uski virginity tod doon
Uske baad tujhe bataunga.chhinaal
in madarchodo ko main ladka1 2 3 4 5 bolunga
Ladka1 jo ki leader lag raha tha un sabka
Usne mera collar pakad liya
Ladka1..kyun be saale
Jyada garmi hai tere andar madar
Iske aage woh kuchh bol hi nahi paaya
Main maara madarchod ki naak pe apna sar
Woh dard se tadap gaya
Uski naak toot gayi
Aur uski naak se khoon behne laga
Woh neeche baith cheekhne laga
Tabhi dusra ladka2 aur ladka3 dono mujhpe ek sath jhapte
Main side ho gaya
Woh dono munh ke bal gide
Jaise hi woh dono uthne lage
Main maara ladka2 ko ek laat
Uski pasliyo mein
Woh dobara letke cheekh pada
Tabhi ladka3 uth gaya
Main maara uske munh pe laat
Just like shawn Micheal
Uske aage ke chaar daant toot gaye
Woh apna munh pakadke wohin baith gaya
Ab bache the ladka4 aur ladka5
Jinki gaand fat chuki thi
Main Apne dono hath peechhe
Main.. madarchod tumko bhi apni maiyya chudwani hai toh aao
Yeh sunke woh dono gusse se tilmila gaye
Ladka4 ne mujhe punch maarne ki koshish kiya
Main bach gaya
Tabhi ladka5 ne mere pet mein ek laat maari
Main Jaise ka taise khada raha
Aur uske baad use munh pe laat maara
Bilkul aise hi
Woh behosh ho gaya
Ab bacha tha ladka3
Main...tujhe bhi agar apni maiyya chudwani hai
Toh bata
Ladka3.. sorry bhai
Mujhe woh alina ne bola tha
Maaf kar di mujhe
Aur yeh bolke woh bhaag gaya
Baaki chaaro apni apni gaand sehla rahe the
Matlab jahan jahan maara tha main
Main...dobara agar mujhe touch bhi kiya hai
Toh madarchod tum sabki maa chodke tumhara bhai paida kar dunga
Chale aate hain bhosdike
Apni maiyya chudwane
Uske baad main apni class mein aake baith gaya
Tabhi raveena mere paas aagayi
Badi hot dikh rahi thi bhosdi
Raveena... bhadra kya main tumhare paas baith jaaun
Main..baith ja
Woh mere paas baith gayi
Amrita sabse aage baithi hui thi
Woh ek baar peechhe mudke mujhe dekhi
Aur Phir woh udaas hoke aage dekhne lagi
Raveena kuchh kehna chahti thi
Main..kya hai bhosdi
Raveena..bhadra yeh tum mujhse gaali se kyun baat karte ho
Main..jo bolna hai bol na
Raveena..woh main yeh keh rahi thi
Ki tum mere bf baonge
Main..kyun
Tera bf toh ravi hai na
Raveena.. maine usse break up kar liya
Main.. ek minute teri maa commissioner hai na
Raveena..oh toh ab tum bhi yeh mat puchhne mat lag jaana
Ki kal mere bhai ka khoon hua
Aur mere chehre pe ek jara bhi udaasi nahi hai
Main..haan puchhna toh main yahi chah raha tha
Raveena..i hate rapist's
Chahe woh mera hi bhai kyun na ho
Waise bhi woh ek number ka kameena tha
Mujhe dekhke
Yeh bolke raveena chup ho gayi
Main..aage bata
Raveena apna kaan mere munh ke paas leke aayi
Raveena..woh kutta mere baare mein sochke masturbate karta tha
Main..oh toh yeh baat hai
Seedha seedha bol na ki muth maarta tha
Waise yeh bhosdi sheena kahan hai
Raveena..bhool.gaye kya uska bhai bhi toh mara hai
Mla ko beti hai sheena
Tabhi peon class mein aagaya
Peon..tum mein se bhadra kaun hai
Main..main hoon
Peon..tumhein principal sir bula rahe hain
Main..chal aaraha hoon
Peon..abhi chalo
Main.. madarchod chala ja
Warna yahi nanga karke maarunga
Yeh sunke saare students mujhe ghurne lage
Raveena..aaj kal tum itni gandi language use kyun karte ho
Main..jab shareef tha
Tum sab milke hi meri gaand maarte the
Yeh bolke main peon ke paas pahunch gaya
Main... Lund chusega kya
Chal jaldi ab
Peon kuchh nahi bola
Aur main principal ke office mein pahunch gaya
Wahan woh chaaro ladke the
Jinki main gand maara tha
Sab ne bandage karwa liya tha
Sath mein alina bhosdi bhi thi
Principal..yeh main kya sun raha hoon bhadra
Tum itne shareef aur intelligent student ho
Aaj tak.tumhari ek shikayat
Bhi mere paas nahi aayi
Aur aaj tumne in sabko itni berehmi se maara
Main..yeh madarchod meri maa ko gaali de raha tha
Principal..gusse mein.. bhadra behave yourself
In chaaro se maafi maango
Aur main tumhein sirf ek month ke liye suspend karunga
Main..laude ki.maafi maangu
Principal...bhadra tum had se bahar jaa rahe ho
Main tumhein abhi isi waqt is college se nikaalta hoon
Main..kejriwal ki tarah...toh kar na
Karta kyun nahi hai
Principal... get out of my office
You
Main..jyada cheekh mat
Warna yeh hath dekh raha hai
Gaand mein daalke munh se nikal dunga
Behenchod hai mard
Lekin tu iske baap ki randi hai
Madarchod ek baat yaad rakhiyo
Agar mujhe college se nikaal
Madarchod aaj raat ko tere ghar pe aaunga
Aur Phir dekhiyo main kya karta hoon
Principal.. cheekhte hue..get out
Alina..sir yeh aise Nahi jaayega
Security ko bulwao
Aur ise yahan se uthwake fenkwa do
Main..ruk bhosdi
Aaj raat tere paas bhi aaunga
Aur Uske baad teri saari akad nikaalunga
Saali tujhe pata nahi ki tune kisse panga liya hai
Yeh bolke main wahan se wapas Apne class mein aagaya
Aur apna bag uthaya
Raveena..kya hua bhadra kahan ja rahe ho
Main..kal aajaunga
Kuchh kaam hai mujhe
Uske baad main wahan se nikal gaya
Socha bhosdi aarohi se mil leta hoon
Lekin tabhi mujhe kisi ki cheekhein sunayi dene lagi
Main abhi drive kar raha tha
Car ko mein side mein lagaya
Aur apne daredevil waale roop mein aagaya
Aur uske baad wahan se gayab ho gaya
Aur jahan pahuncha main
Madarchod mera khoon khaul gaya
Mla ne rashmi ka hath pakad rakhkha tha
Aur mp uske kapde faadne mein laga tha
Rashmi cheekhe ja rahi thi
Main.. chèekhte hue.. madarchod teri maa ka bhosda
Yeh sunte hi mla aur mp ne meri taraf dekha
Mla ki gaand fat gayi
Aur mp ke chehre vijayi muskaan aagayi
Abhi hum sab hall mein the
Aur wahan kayi guards gun hath mein liye khade the
Aur mla ke kuchh gunde bhi the
Kuchh kya bhosdike 70 aadmi the
Iski maa ko chodu
Aadhe aadmiyo ke hath mein gun thi
Aur aadhe ke hath mein bade bade chaaku
Mp.. Cheekhte hue...maar daaalo is madarchod ko
Main.. madarchod shayad tum sabne woh video nahi Dekha
Behen ke laudo
Main bullet proof hoon
Ek madarchodo ko waise hi maarunga
Jaise in dono ke beto ko maara tha
Sab aadmi ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lage
Mla... madarchod kaaliya dekh kya raha hai
Kaliya.. sorry maalik
Lekin agar is duniya mein koi hai jispe goli ka koi asar nahi hota hai
Toh woh rahul bhai hain
Aur hum sabko marne ka koi shauk nahi hai
Mla... madarchod yeh rahul bhai nahi hai
Maar daal ise
Kaaliya.. chutiya samjha hai kya
Bhosdike tere LIYE apni jaan bewajah de doon
Mla..main tera maalik hoon
Kaaliya..aur Rahul tera
Toh woh mera bhi maalik bhi hua na
Maaf kar dena rahul bhai
Hum ja rahe hain
Yeh bolke kaaliya ne Apne hathiyar daal diye.use dekhke baaki aadmiyo ne
Bhi Apne hathiyar daal diye
Aur uske baad sab chale gaye
Ab bache the
Mp ke guards
Main..dekho bhai log meri tum sabse koi dushmani nahi hai
Dekho is masum ladki ko
Yeh dono iska rape kar rahe hain
Aur tum inhein bacha rahe ho
Tumhare ghar mein bhi maa behne hongi
Kal ko agar tumhari maa behno ke sath aisa Kuch hua
Toh koi aaye ya na aaye
Main unhein bachane jarur aaunga
Aur agar Phir bhi tumhari gaand mein khujli hai
Toh shuru ho jaao
Yeh sunne ke baad woh sab guards ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lage
Aur Phir wahan se jaane lage
Mp..abe madarchodo kahan ja rahe ho
Tum sabka farz hai
Meri raksha karna
Tabhi unka leader bola
Humein order mila tha
Ki hum ek saansad ki raksha karni hai
Lekin tum saansad ke naam pe ek kalank ho
Hum ja rahe hain
Uske baad woh sab bahar chale gaye
Mla aur mp ki gaand fat chuki thi
Main chahta toh un sabko
Jaan se maar sakta tha
Lekin maine is liye unhein nahi maara
Ki woh sab bas sirf order maan rahe the
Unke ghar mein bhi biwi bachche hain
Main apne dono rod ko majbuti se pakad liya
Rashmi ek side mein baithke ro rahi thi
Isse pehle ki mla aur mp kuchh samajh paate
Main un dono pe rod barsane laga
Inke beto ki tarah hi
Main inke bhi pair pe hi maar raha tha
Dono buri tarah se cheekh rahe the
Jab dono ke pair ki haddi buri tarah se choor ho gayi
Toh main unhein maarna band kar diya
Aur Rashmi ki taraf dekha
Jo bas roye ja rahi thi
Main..ab pata chala jab khud pe beet ti hai
Toh kaisa lagta hai
Kal toh keh rahi thi
Ki kaanoon saza dega
Ab bata kya karu inke sath
Yeh sunke rashmi ghutno ke bal baithke rone lagi
Main..chup kyun hai bata
Inke khilaaf complaint karegi
Ya phir inhein maar doon
Rashmi meri baat sunke
Dono ko nafrat bhari najro se dekhne lagi
Rashmi..maar do dono kutto ko jaan se
Yeh sunte hi main un dono ki taraf badhne laga
Dono rehem ki bheekh maangne lage
Main apne dono rod ko jod diya
Aur phir use khada kar diya
Aur Apne ring ko dekha
Woh rod zameen se chipak gaya
Aur buri tarah se garam hone laga
Uske baad main pehle mla ko uthaya
Woh cheekh raha tha
Chilla raha tha
Lekin main pehle use nanga kiya
Aur phir use uthake
Main.. madarchod kitna bhari hai tu
Mla.. bhagwaan ke liye mujhe maaf kar do
Main aisi galti dobara nahi karunga
Main.. bhagwaan ke paas hi toh bhej raha hoon tujhe
Yeh bolke main uski gaand dande pe set kiya
Woh cheekh pada kyunki ab rod poori tarah garam ho chuka tha
Main use chhod diya
Aur woh tadapne laga
Itna wajan tha saale ki satak se uski gaand rod mein samane laga
Kuchh hi der mein woh jahannum pahunch gaya
Tabhi meri najar mp pe padi
Main muskura diya
Mp buri tarah se cheekhne laga
Main Apne ring ko dekha
Mera rod mla ki gaand se nikal gaya
Aur phir apni jagah jam gaya
Aur uske chaaro taraf nukile kawach ban gaye
Madarchod mp toh pehle se hi nanga tha
Main mp ko utha liya
Aur bina kuchh sune aur bina kuchh bole
Uski gand Apne dande pe rakh diya
Aur use chhod diya
Mera danda uski gaand mein samata chala gaya
Ek toh nukile kawach upar se itna garam
Mp tadap tadap ke jahannum pahunch gaya
Main rashmi ki taraf dekha
Woh upar se nangi thi
Main Apne ring ki taraf dekha
Mere hath mein ek shirt aagayi
Bhosdi Lund khada kar di
Happ
Main rashmi ko woh shirt pehna diya
Ab yeh mat samajhna ki mujhe jaadu aata hai
Nahi aata
Darasal yeh meri hi shirt thi
Jo teleport hoke mere hath mein aagayi thi
Mera jaadu meri apni cheezo pe hi kaam kar sakta tha
Jaise ki mera rod jam.gaya
Main ring se Apne lund ko sula deta hoon
Main..kahan chhod doon tumhein
Rashmi.. dheere se..mere ghar pe
Uski baat sunke main uska hath pakda
Woh dar gayi
Main teleport hua
Aur phir pahunch gaya
Uske ghar pe
Rashmi akayli hi rehti thi
Uske mom dad bhi the
Lekin woh ek independent woman tha
Woman nahi girl
Rashmi chaunk ke idhar udhar Dekhne lagi
Main..ab main chalta hoon
Rashmi.. thank you
Thank you very much
Main..my pleasure
Yeh bolke main gayab ho gaya
Aur pahunch gaya aarushi ke paas
Aur haan mera face waisa hi tha
Jaisa aarushi se main mila tha
Aarushi mujhe gusse dekhne lagi
Aarushi..tum phir mujhe Pareshaan karne aagaye
Aur sabse Pehle tum mera phone do
Main..woh Nahi de sakta
Mujhe kaam padta hai uska
Aarushi..waise yahan kyun aaye ho
Main..lunch karne chale
Aarushi.. kya tum sachmein mujhse love karte ho
Main..koi shakk hai kya
Aarushi..hai toh
Main..toh batao main kaise tumhein yakeen dilau
Aarushi..man.mein..yeh main kya kar rahi hoon
Mujhe iska.use karna hai
Mujhe kya matlab hai
Yeh mujhse love karta hai ki nahi
Main...kahan kho gayi
Aarushi..kahin nahi chalo
Chalte hain
Udhar poore sheher ko pata lag chuka tha
Ko daredevil ne mla aur mp ko maar diya
Commissioner meenakshi aur jyada gusse se tilmila gayi
Cm ne ek meeting bulayi
Saare bade police officers ke sath
Ab sab behenchod lady hi thi
Humara kita dhara jo tha yeh sab
Humara yaani rahulwa ka
Sorry bhadra ki story hai mujhe pata hai
Lekin other part ko narrate bhi toh main hi karunga na....
Nice updateUPDATE 11
Cm ne commissioner ko bol diya tha
Ki use daredevil zinda chahiye
Pata nahi kyun
Ab woh main yaani rahulwa bata sakta hoon
Lekin mera man nahi hai
Mp ke guards se jab puchhtach ki gayi
Toh unhone sab kuchh bata diya
Jiske baad un gurads ko suspend kar diya gaya
Phir aarohi rashmi ke ghar pahunchi Rashmi Ghar se nahi nikli thi
Jab se bhadra use ghar chhodke gaya tha
Rashmi ne aarohi se baat karne se inkaar kar diya
Aarohi bhi uspe jyada pressure nahi daal sakti thi
Mp aur mla dono cm ki party ke the
Agar media ko rashmi yeh bata deti
Toh cm ko resign karna padta
Behenchod bhosdi ne college se nikalwa diya
Iski maa ko chodu
Ab madarchod dusre college mein admission lena padega
Main nisha ko school chhoda
Aur uske baad sochne laga ki kahan jaau
Is bhosdi mom ka peechha karta hoon
Saali kahin aisa toh nahi hai
Ki yeh kisi se chudwa rahi hai
Aaj kal make up bhi karti hai
Pehle toh aisa nahi tha
Ab meri ring mujhe wohin pahunchati thi
Jahan koi na ho
Bas kisi ko bachane ke liye
Direct uske paas pahunch jaata tha
Ya jab kisi ko Thokna ho toh
Behenchod yeh toh washroom hai
Yeh behenchod aahein kiski hain
Main jaise hi washroom ka gate khola
Meri ankhein chaundhiya gayi
Mere sar ke pichhle hisse mein dard hone laga
Meri mom ek 30 saal ke aadmi ko kiss kar rahi thi
Meri ankho mein ansu aagaye
Khoon ka ek ek qatra ubalne laga
Mom mujhe wahan dekhke shocked reh gayi
Woh aadmi ko jaise hi main dekha
Madarchod yeh toh mere bade chacha cm ka saala hai
Use pata tha ki main ek number ka chodu hoon
Uska naam rajan tha
Rajan.. bhadra tum jo soch rahe ho
Waisa kuchh nahi hai
Main aur tumhari mom mature hain
Aur aaj ke time mein yeh sab normal hai
Tumhari mom meri gf hain
Main apni gardan ko jhatka diya
Main..zor se..bahar jaao mom
Tumse toh main baad mein baat karunga
Mom.. bhadra yeh kya tareeka hai
Baat karne ka
Tum jaao yahan se
Main ghar pe tumse baat karungi
Rajan..bhadra tumhari mom sahi keh rahi hain
Main.. madarchod behen ke laude
Tujhse kisi ne bola bolne ko
Aur maara main madarchod ke jabde pe ek punch uske daant toot gaye
Aur uske kaan mein seeti bajne lagi
Ab mere paas super strength nahi thi
Lekin phir bhi mera punch zordaar tha
Mom shocked reh gayi
Mom.. gusse mein..bhadra yeh kya badtamizi hai
Tum paagal ho gaye ho
Main..mom agar tumne mere baap se mujhe jana hai
Toh kasam khata hoon
Tumhare doodh ki
Tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Is madarchod ko
Haram ka jana shaadi shuda hoke
Bolta hai ki tum iski gf ho
Itni hi tumahre boor mein khujli thi
Toh bata deti
Yeh sunke mom mujhe thappad maar di
Rajan ab sambhal chuka tha
Aur usne mera collar pakad liya
Mom.. please rajan forgive him please
For god sake
Yeh sunke mera dimaag fat pada
Main mom ka hath pakda
Aur wahan se teleport ho gaya
Ab hum Rajasthan ke registan mein tha
Jahan door door tak ko nahi tha
Rajan ki gaand fat gayi
Yeh hua kya
Mom bhi ghabra gayi
Main rajan ko ek thappad maara
Dusra maara
Rajan mujhe dhakka diya
Aur phir aayi kick ki baari
Maara main saale ke munh pe laat
Rajan behosh hoke gid pada
Main yahin nahi ruka
Uske seene pe baith gaya
Aur uske face pe Punch maarne laga
Mom ko toh kuchh samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
Ki woh kya kare
Main rajan ke face pe maare ja raha tha
Mere sar pe khoon sawar tha
Tabhi mom mujhe pakad li
Mom.. bhadra woh mar jaayega
Aisa mat karo please
Uski galti nahi thi
Maine hi use seduce kiya tha
Please bhadra stop it
Yeh bolke mom fut fut ke rone lagi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Main..bas ek sawal ka.jawab do
Kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Yeh sunke mom ne rona band kar diya
Aur mujhe thappad maar di
Main phirse rajan ko maarne laga
Mom yeh dekhke ghabra gayi
Rajan ka chehra buri tarah se pachak gaya tha
Khoon se bhar chuka tha
Uska chehra
Mom ne mera collar pakad liya
Mom... please bhadra tumhein meri kasam ruk jaao please
Main..kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Bas mujhe jawab chahiye
Mom..cheekhte hue..nahi nahi nahi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Woh abhi bhi ro rahi thi
Main unke gaalo ko zor se pakad liya
Aur unki aankho mein dekhne laga
Main..agar aapke andar itni hi aag hai
Toh use main thanda karunga
Aapko chudna hai
Toh main aapko chodunga
Jitni baar bologi
Utni baar chodunga
Lekin agar aap ko mere siwa kisi ne touch bhi kiya
Toh use aisi maut maarunga
Ki yamraaj bhi kaanp jaayega
Meri ankho mein dekhke mom dar se kaanpne lagi
Phir bhi woh mujhe thappad maar di
Mom.. main tumhari maa hoon maa
Yeh bolte hue tumhein sharam nahi aati
Main..jitna chahe maar lo
Jaan se bhi maar do
Main uff tak nahi karunga
Kyunki aapne mujhe janam diya hai
Lekin agar aapko merr siwa kisi ne hath lagaya
Toh aap delhiyega
Uske poore khandan ko mita dunga
Mom ghabra gayi
Mujhe yeh sab bolta dekh
Unhein samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki ho kya raha hai
Main yahan kaise leke aagaya unhein
Mujhmeim itni power kahan se aagayi
Ki rajan jaise hatte katte aadmi ko pel diya
Mom..theek hai aaj se main kisi ko bhi apna sharir touch nahi karne dungi
Please use hospital leke chalo
Mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
Kahin woh mar gaya toh
Aur yeh bolke mom behosh ho gayi
Main rajan ko pakda
Aur use leke hospital pahunch gaya
Aur Uske baadi uski wife smita ko phone karke bata diya
Ki uska husband hospital mein hai
Maine Apna face change kar liya tha
Taaki koi mujhe pehchaan na paaye
Main ek ward boy ko pakda
Aur use rajan ke paas leke aaya
Woh faaltu ka sawal puchhne laga
Main.. bhosdike chup karke ise doctor ke paas le jaa
Yeh chief minister ka saala hai
Yeh sunke uski gaand fat gayi
Aur woh doctor ke paas bhaaga
Agar madarchod ne meri mom ko chod diya hota
Toh sachmein main ise aur iski biwi dono ko maar deta
Uske baad main wapas mom ke paas aaya
Aur unhein apni god mein utha ke
Unke room mein pahunch gaya
Behenchod gussa abhi bhi aaraha tha
Mera maa kisi ne touch kaise kiya
Bhosdi aaj chud hi jaati
Phir main mom ki taraf dekha
Kitni pyari lag rahi thi
Mujhe badtamizi nahi karni Chahiye thi
Kuchh bhi ho
Mujhe janam diya tha
Meri maa thi
Main mom ke munh pe paani maara
Mom hosh mein aagayi
Aur idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Main..rajan ko hospital pahuncha diya hai
Mom.. ghabrate hue..tum mere bete nahi ho
Tum koi behrupiya ho
Mera beta kitna masum aur bhola tha
Batao kaun ho tum
Main.. pata hai aap shocked mein ho
Mom..door raho mujhse
Main mom munh pe ungli rakh diya
Man..jo bol raha hoon pehle suno
Main jab coma se jaaga toh mere paas yeh sab powers aachuki thi
Tabhi mom ko jhatka laga
Aur woh aur jyada dar gayi
Mom..tum hi daredevil ho
Main..haan
Mom..tum khooni ban gaye
Kya yahi parvarish di thi maine tumhein
Main..isse aapko koi matlab nahi hona Chahiye
Main Rapist ko maarta hoon
Bekasoor ko nahi
Aur rahi baat aapki
Toh agar aapne apna promise toda hai
Toh apne aapko khatam kar dunga
Yeh sunte hi mom ne mere munh pe hath rakh diya
Mom..aisa kyun bol rahe ho
Main nahi karungi ab woh sab kisi ke sath
Tumse badhke mere liye koi nahi hai
Main..sorry main aap pe chillaya
Mujhe aisa nahi karna Chahiye tha
Maaf kar dijiye
Yeh bolke main apne kaan pakad liya
Mom mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Main.. main aapko kisi sath dekhne ka soch bhi nahi sakta
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh sunke mom jhenp gayi
Jo mujhe pata nahi tha
Mom..bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Yeh sab mat bolo
Main..sach hi toh bol raha hoon
Aisa nahi hai
Ki mere andar hawas hai isi liye bol raha hoon
Main aapse bahut pyar karta hoon
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh bolke maim mom se lipat gaya
Mom..man mein..yeh kya ho gaya hai bhadra ko
Woh aisi ajeeb ajeeb baatein kyun kar raha hai
Woh mera beta hai
Yeh paap hai
Main aisa nahi hone de sakti
Mom.. bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Maine tumse promise karti hoon
Ki main kisi mard ke paas bhi nahi jaaungi
Lekin tumne agar dobara aisi baatein ki
Toh main apni jaan de dungi
Main..aap bas apna promise yaad rakhna
Mujhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye
Waah and Filmfare goes to
Hap bhosdike
Filmfare laude ka Filmfare
And oscer goes to the one only bhadra
Mom..ab mujhe chhodo
Mujhe change bhi karna hai
Kapde gande ho gaye hain
Main mom se alag ho gaya
Aur unhein dekhne laga
Don't worry mom
Tumhari boor tumhein khud mere paas leke aayegi
Mujhe bas ab tumhare sapno mein jaana hai baaki ka kaam Apne aap ho jaayega
Main.. love you mom
Yeh bolke main mom ke maathe ko chum liya
Aur phir room se bahar aagaya
Madarchod meri maa ko hath lagata hai
Ab tu dekh yeh bhadra teri biwi ki bhi boor faadega
Bhosdi mom bhi kya karti
Baap Madarchod hai nahi
Boor toh lund maangegi hi
Ab kya karu
Haan aarohi se mil leta hoon
Aur main pahunch gaya
Uske cabin mein
Aarohi dusri taraf Dekh rahi thi
Main bola dhappa
Aarohi dar gayi
Aarohi..tum
Aur yeh boke aarohi apni gun mujhpe taan di
Main uske saamne baith gaya
Aarohi..you bastard Apne hath upar karo
Warna shoot kar dungi
Main.. madam harami mat bolo
Warna usi gun ko tumhari boor mein Ghusa dunga
Yeh sunke aarohi ko itna gussa aaya
Ki usne mujhpe goli chala di
Goli mere maathe se takra ke neeche gid gayi
Aarohi shocked ho gayi
Ab laga use dar
Bhadra khush hua
Aur uska lund aur jayda Khush hua
Aarohi..darte hue..kaun ho tum
Main..aapka chahne waala
Aarohi..shut up
Main..dekho madam galti aapki hai
Mujhe bastard kyun bola aapne
Aarohi.. sorry
Lekin tum mujhe Pareshaan kyun kar rahe ho
Main..kahan kar raha hoon
Aap hi bematlab ka mujhe itna dhoyi ho
Ek thappad maara tha hawaldaar ko
Uske badle aapne mujhe itna dhoya
Koi normal aadmi hota toh dum tod deta
Aarohi..tumne mujhe uksaya tha
Mere sath gandi language use karke
Aur ek minute normal aadmi
Toh kya tum normal nahi ho
Main.. appan alien hai
Yeh sunke aarohi shock ho gayi
Aarohi..man mein..3rd degree torcher kiya
Kuch nahi hua
Balls ko itni zor se pakad dabayi
Kuchh nahi hua
Yahan tak ki mathe pe goli maari
Kuchh nahi hua
Ek minute daredevil bhi toh bullet proof hai
Kahin yahi toh daredevil nahi hai
Main..appan daredevil nahi hai
Appan uska bhai hai
Aarohi..kya
Main..yep
Aarohi.. tum apne bhai se keh do
Ki woh surrender kar de
Woh bach nahi sakta
Main..duniya ka koi bhi hathiyar uski body ko nahi bhed sakta
Aarohi..tum toh keh rahe the ki mujhse pyar karte hi
Tum mere liye itna nahi kar sakte
Main..madam main tumhein achcha insaan samajhta tha
Lekin tum toh bitch nikli
Aarohi.. apni had mein raho
Main..chillao mat
Jab koi cheekhta hai
Toh man karta hai
Uski aatma ko mita doon
Aur rahi baat tumhari
Toh ek baat sun lo
Jab koi tumhara balatkar karega
Tab tumhein ehsaas hoga
Ki kaisa mehsus hota hai
Aur rapist's ko kyun nahi maarna chahiye
Aarohi..cheekhte hue..get out
Main..ab agar tumhara balatkar hua
Toh na main tumhein bachane aaunga
Aur na mera bhai
Bloody bitch
Yeh bolke main teleport ho gaya
Aur pahuncha Apne senior ke paas
Tabhi uske sath jo ladki thi
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Main.. sorry
Rahul..kya hai be
Main..woh boss tumse ek help chahiye
Rahul..gaand nahi dunga
Main..are gaand nahi chahiye
Woh main yeh keh raha tha
Kya tu 10 gundi ladkiyo ka intezaam kar sakta hai
Rahul..tu toh mujhse bhi bada harami nikla
Main..woh toh main hoon
Ladki..yeh kaun hai honey
Rahul..yeh bhadra hai
Mera junior
Urmila tum thodi der ke liye room se bahar chali jaao
Urmila bahar chali gayi
Bhadra..yeh kaun thi
Main..meri bua ki ladki
Aur meri biwi
Bhadra.. phir toh tu jyada harami hua
Main..waise plan toh badhiya hai
Uske baad rahul ne kisi ko phone lagaya
Rahul..lisa 10 ladkiyo ko bol do
Ki acp aarohi ko utha le
Aur use nanga karke
Aisi acting kare ki uska rape hone waala hai
Lisa..ok dear
Rahul..done
Main..thank you
Gaand do na
Isse pehle ki senior kuchh bolta
main wahan se bhaag aaya
Ab wait tha ki kab aarohi kidnap hoti hai
Saali bhosdi
Kya karu
Behen ki laudi ko mujhse pyar hone waala nahi tha
Toh daredevil se hi karwa dete hain...
Excellent mindblowing superb fantastic update.....................?UPDATE 11
Cm ne commissioner ko bol diya tha
Ki use daredevil zinda chahiye
Pata nahi kyun
Ab woh main yaani rahulwa bata sakta hoon
Lekin mera man nahi hai
Mp ke guards se jab puchhtach ki gayi
Toh unhone sab kuchh bata diya
Jiske baad un gurads ko suspend kar diya gaya
Phir aarohi rashmi ke ghar pahunchi Rashmi Ghar se nahi nikli thi
Jab se bhadra use ghar chhodke gaya tha
Rashmi ne aarohi se baat karne se inkaar kar diya
Aarohi bhi uspe jyada pressure nahi daal sakti thi
Mp aur mla dono cm ki party ke the
Agar media ko rashmi yeh bata deti
Toh cm ko resign karna padta
Behenchod bhosdi ne college se nikalwa diya
Iski maa ko chodu
Ab madarchod dusre college mein admission lena padega
Main nisha ko school chhoda
Aur uske baad sochne laga ki kahan jaau
Is bhosdi mom ka peechha karta hoon
Saali kahin aisa toh nahi hai
Ki yeh kisi se chudwa rahi hai
Aaj kal make up bhi karti hai
Pehle toh aisa nahi tha
Ab meri ring mujhe wohin pahunchati thi
Jahan koi na ho
Bas kisi ko bachane ke liye
Direct uske paas pahunch jaata tha
Ya jab kisi ko Thokna ho toh
Behenchod yeh toh washroom hai
Yeh behenchod aahein kiski hain
Main jaise hi washroom ka gate khola
Meri ankhein chaundhiya gayi
Mere sar ke pichhle hisse mein dard hone laga
Meri mom ek 30 saal ke aadmi ko kiss kar rahi thi
Meri ankho mein ansu aagaye
Khoon ka ek ek qatra ubalne laga
Mom mujhe wahan dekhke shocked reh gayi
Woh aadmi ko jaise hi main dekha
Madarchod yeh toh mere bade chacha cm ka saala hai
Use pata tha ki main ek number ka chodu hoon
Uska naam rajan tha
Rajan.. bhadra tum jo soch rahe ho
Waisa kuchh nahi hai
Main aur tumhari mom mature hain
Aur aaj ke time mein yeh sab normal hai
Tumhari mom meri gf hain
Main apni gardan ko jhatka diya
Main..zor se..bahar jaao mom
Tumse toh main baad mein baat karunga
Mom.. bhadra yeh kya tareeka hai
Baat karne ka
Tum jaao yahan se
Main ghar pe tumse baat karungi
Rajan..bhadra tumhari mom sahi keh rahi hain
Main.. madarchod behen ke laude
Tujhse kisi ne bola bolne ko
Aur maara main madarchod ke jabde pe ek punch uske daant toot gaye
Aur uske kaan mein seeti bajne lagi
Ab mere paas super strength nahi thi
Lekin phir bhi mera punch zordaar tha
Mom shocked reh gayi
Mom.. gusse mein..bhadra yeh kya badtamizi hai
Tum paagal ho gaye ho
Main..mom agar tumne mere baap se mujhe jana hai
Toh kasam khata hoon
Tumhare doodh ki
Tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Is madarchod ko
Haram ka jana shaadi shuda hoke
Bolta hai ki tum iski gf ho
Itni hi tumahre boor mein khujli thi
Toh bata deti
Yeh sunke mom mujhe thappad maar di
Rajan ab sambhal chuka tha
Aur usne mera collar pakad liya
Mom.. please rajan forgive him please
For god sake
Yeh sunke mera dimaag fat pada
Main mom ka hath pakda
Aur wahan se teleport ho gaya
Ab hum Rajasthan ke registan mein tha
Jahan door door tak ko nahi tha
Rajan ki gaand fat gayi
Yeh hua kya
Mom bhi ghabra gayi
Main rajan ko ek thappad maara
Dusra maara
Rajan mujhe dhakka diya
Aur phir aayi kick ki baari
Maara main saale ke munh pe laat
Rajan behosh hoke gid pada
Main yahin nahi ruka
Uske seene pe baith gaya
Aur uske face pe Punch maarne laga
Mom ko toh kuchh samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
Ki woh kya kare
Main rajan ke face pe maare ja raha tha
Mere sar pe khoon sawar tha
Tabhi mom mujhe pakad li
Mom.. bhadra woh mar jaayega
Aisa mat karo please
Uski galti nahi thi
Maine hi use seduce kiya tha
Please bhadra stop it
Yeh bolke mom fut fut ke rone lagi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Main..bas ek sawal ka.jawab do
Kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Yeh sunke mom ne rona band kar diya
Aur mujhe thappad maar di
Main phirse rajan ko maarne laga
Mom yeh dekhke ghabra gayi
Rajan ka chehra buri tarah se pachak gaya tha
Khoon se bhar chuka tha
Uska chehra
Mom ne mera collar pakad liya
Mom... please bhadra tumhein meri kasam ruk jaao please
Main..kya tum isse chud chuki ho
Bas mujhe jawab chahiye
Mom..cheekhte hue..nahi nahi nahi
Yeh sunke main rajan ko maarna band kar diya
Aur mom ki taraf dekha
Woh abhi bhi ro rahi thi
Main unke gaalo ko zor se pakad liya
Aur unki aankho mein dekhne laga
Main..agar aapke andar itni hi aag hai
Toh use main thanda karunga
Aapko chudna hai
Toh main aapko chodunga
Jitni baar bologi
Utni baar chodunga
Lekin agar aap ko mere siwa kisi ne touch bhi kiya
Toh use aisi maut maarunga
Ki yamraaj bhi kaanp jaayega
Meri ankho mein dekhke mom dar se kaanpne lagi
Phir bhi woh mujhe thappad maar di
Mom.. main tumhari maa hoon maa
Yeh bolte hue tumhein sharam nahi aati
Main..jitna chahe maar lo
Jaan se bhi maar do
Main uff tak nahi karunga
Kyunki aapne mujhe janam diya hai
Lekin agar aapko merr siwa kisi ne hath lagaya
Toh aap delhiyega
Uske poore khandan ko mita dunga
Mom ghabra gayi
Mujhe yeh sab bolta dekh
Unhein samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki ho kya raha hai
Main yahan kaise leke aagaya unhein
Mujhmeim itni power kahan se aagayi
Ki rajan jaise hatte katte aadmi ko pel diya
Mom..theek hai aaj se main kisi ko bhi apna sharir touch nahi karne dungi
Please use hospital leke chalo
Mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
Kahin woh mar gaya toh
Aur yeh bolke mom behosh ho gayi
Main rajan ko pakda
Aur use leke hospital pahunch gaya
Aur Uske baadi uski wife smita ko phone karke bata diya
Ki uska husband hospital mein hai
Maine Apna face change kar liya tha
Taaki koi mujhe pehchaan na paaye
Main ek ward boy ko pakda
Aur use rajan ke paas leke aaya
Woh faaltu ka sawal puchhne laga
Main.. bhosdike chup karke ise doctor ke paas le jaa
Yeh chief minister ka saala hai
Yeh sunke uski gaand fat gayi
Aur woh doctor ke paas bhaaga
Agar madarchod ne meri mom ko chod diya hota
Toh sachmein main ise aur iski biwi dono ko maar deta
Uske baad main wapas mom ke paas aaya
Aur unhein apni god mein utha ke
Unke room mein pahunch gaya
Behenchod gussa abhi bhi aaraha tha
Mera maa kisi ne touch kaise kiya
Bhosdi aaj chud hi jaati
Phir main mom ki taraf dekha
Kitni pyari lag rahi thi
Mujhe badtamizi nahi karni Chahiye thi
Kuchh bhi ho
Mujhe janam diya tha
Meri maa thi
Main mom ke munh pe paani maara
Mom hosh mein aagayi
Aur idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Main..rajan ko hospital pahuncha diya hai
Mom.. ghabrate hue..tum mere bete nahi ho
Tum koi behrupiya ho
Mera beta kitna masum aur bhola tha
Batao kaun ho tum
Main.. pata hai aap shocked mein ho
Mom..door raho mujhse
Main mom munh pe ungli rakh diya
Man..jo bol raha hoon pehle suno
Main jab coma se jaaga toh mere paas yeh sab powers aachuki thi
Tabhi mom ko jhatka laga
Aur woh aur jyada dar gayi
Mom..tum hi daredevil ho
Main..haan
Mom..tum khooni ban gaye
Kya yahi parvarish di thi maine tumhein
Main..isse aapko koi matlab nahi hona Chahiye
Main Rapist ko maarta hoon
Bekasoor ko nahi
Aur rahi baat aapki
Toh agar aapne apna promise toda hai
Toh apne aapko khatam kar dunga
Yeh sunte hi mom ne mere munh pe hath rakh diya
Mom..aisa kyun bol rahe ho
Main nahi karungi ab woh sab kisi ke sath
Tumse badhke mere liye koi nahi hai
Main..sorry main aap pe chillaya
Mujhe aisa nahi karna Chahiye tha
Maaf kar dijiye
Yeh bolke main apne kaan pakad liya
Mom mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Main.. main aapko kisi sath dekhne ka soch bhi nahi sakta
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh sunke mom jhenp gayi
Jo mujhe pata nahi tha
Mom..bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Yeh sab mat bolo
Main..sach hi toh bol raha hoon
Aisa nahi hai
Ki mere andar hawas hai isi liye bol raha hoon
Main aapse bahut pyar karta hoon
Aap sirf meri ho
Yeh bolke maim mom se lipat gaya
Mom..man mein..yeh kya ho gaya hai bhadra ko
Woh aisi ajeeb ajeeb baatein kyun kar raha hai
Woh mera beta hai
Yeh paap hai
Main aisa nahi hone de sakti
Mom.. bhadra main tumhari mom hoon
Maine tumse promise karti hoon
Ki main kisi mard ke paas bhi nahi jaaungi
Lekin tumne agar dobara aisi baatein ki
Toh main apni jaan de dungi
Main..aap bas apna promise yaad rakhna
Mujhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye
Waah and Filmfare goes to
Hap bhosdike
Filmfare laude ka Filmfare
And oscer goes to the one only bhadra
Mom..ab mujhe chhodo
Mujhe change bhi karna hai
Kapde gande ho gaye hain
Main mom se alag ho gaya
Aur unhein dekhne laga
Don't worry mom
Tumhari boor tumhein khud mere paas leke aayegi
Mujhe bas ab tumhare sapno mein jaana hai baaki ka kaam Apne aap ho jaayega
Main.. love you mom
Yeh bolke main mom ke maathe ko chum liya
Aur phir room se bahar aagaya
Madarchod meri maa ko hath lagata hai
Ab tu dekh yeh bhadra teri biwi ki bhi boor faadega
Bhosdi mom bhi kya karti
Baap Madarchod hai nahi
Boor toh lund maangegi hi
Ab kya karu
Haan aarohi se mil leta hoon
Aur main pahunch gaya
Uske cabin mein
Aarohi dusri taraf Dekh rahi thi
Main bola dhappa
Aarohi dar gayi
Aarohi..tum
Aur yeh boke aarohi apni gun mujhpe taan di
Main uske saamne baith gaya
Aarohi..you bastard Apne hath upar karo
Warna shoot kar dungi
Main.. madam harami mat bolo
Warna usi gun ko tumhari boor mein Ghusa dunga
Yeh sunke aarohi ko itna gussa aaya
Ki usne mujhpe goli chala di
Goli mere maathe se takra ke neeche gid gayi
Aarohi shocked ho gayi
Ab laga use dar
Bhadra khush hua
Aur uska lund aur jayda Khush hua
Aarohi..darte hue..kaun ho tum
Main..aapka chahne waala
Aarohi..shut up
Main..dekho madam galti aapki hai
Mujhe bastard kyun bola aapne
Aarohi.. sorry
Lekin tum mujhe Pareshaan kyun kar rahe ho
Main..kahan kar raha hoon
Aap hi bematlab ka mujhe itna dhoyi ho
Ek thappad maara tha hawaldaar ko
Uske badle aapne mujhe itna dhoya
Koi normal aadmi hota toh dum tod deta
Aarohi..tumne mujhe uksaya tha
Mere sath gandi language use karke
Aur ek minute normal aadmi
Toh kya tum normal nahi ho
Main.. appan alien hai
Yeh sunke aarohi shock ho gayi
Aarohi..man mein..3rd degree torcher kiya
Kuch nahi hua
Balls ko itni zor se pakad dabayi
Kuchh nahi hua
Yahan tak ki mathe pe goli maari
Kuchh nahi hua
Ek minute daredevil bhi toh bullet proof hai
Kahin yahi toh daredevil nahi hai
Main..appan daredevil nahi hai
Appan uska bhai hai
Aarohi..kya
Main..yep
Aarohi.. tum apne bhai se keh do
Ki woh surrender kar de
Woh bach nahi sakta
Main..duniya ka koi bhi hathiyar uski body ko nahi bhed sakta
Aarohi..tum toh keh rahe the ki mujhse pyar karte hi
Tum mere liye itna nahi kar sakte
Main..madam main tumhein achcha insaan samajhta tha
Lekin tum toh bitch nikli
Aarohi.. apni had mein raho
Main..chillao mat
Jab koi cheekhta hai
Toh man karta hai
Uski aatma ko mita doon
Aur rahi baat tumhari
Toh ek baat sun lo
Jab koi tumhara balatkar karega
Tab tumhein ehsaas hoga
Ki kaisa mehsus hota hai
Aur rapist's ko kyun nahi maarna chahiye
Aarohi..cheekhte hue..get out
Main..ab agar tumhara balatkar hua
Toh na main tumhein bachane aaunga
Aur na mera bhai
Bloody bitch
Yeh bolke main teleport ho gaya
Aur pahuncha Apne senior ke paas
Tabhi uske sath jo ladki thi
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Main.. sorry
Rahul..kya hai be
Main..woh boss tumse ek help chahiye
Rahul..gaand nahi dunga
Main..are gaand nahi chahiye
Woh main yeh keh raha tha
Kya tu 10 gundi ladkiyo ka intezaam kar sakta hai
Rahul..tu toh mujhse bhi bada harami nikla
Main..woh toh main hoon
Ladki..yeh kaun hai honey
Rahul..yeh bhadra hai
Mera junior
Urmila tum thodi der ke liye room se bahar chali jaao
Urmila bahar chali gayi
Bhadra..yeh kaun thi
Main..meri bua ki ladki
Aur meri biwi
Bhadra.. phir toh tu jyada harami hua
Main..waise plan toh badhiya hai
Uske baad rahul ne kisi ko phone lagaya
Rahul..lisa 10 ladkiyo ko bol do
Ki acp aarohi ko utha le
Aur use nanga karke
Aisi acting kare ki uska rape hone waala hai
Lisa..ok dear
Rahul..done
Main..thank you
Gaand do na
Isse pehle ki senior kuchh bolta
main wahan se bhaag aaya
Ab wait tha ki kab aarohi kidnap hoti hai
Saali bhosdi
Kya karu
Behen ki laudi ko mujhse pyar hone waala nahi tha
Toh daredevil se hi karwa dete hain...