UPDATE 4
Agli subah jab meri ankh khuli toh main dekha
Ki main park mein hoon
Behenchod subah ke 6 baje main yahan kya kar raha hoon
Dev..yeh meri aadat hai
Main subah uthke 2 hours running karta hoon
Deva.. Matlab tu 1 ghante se daud raha hai
Dev..haan
Meri gaand fat gayi
Main toh 5 minutes se jyada nahi daud paata tha
Deva..abe dard ho raha hai pairo mein
Ruk jaa saale
Dev..dard hota hai lekin bardaasht karna chahiye
Deva..mujhe bahut dukh hua
Teri family ke baare mein jaanke
Main kuchh nahi bola
Aur daudta raha
Park mein jitne log the
Mujhe dekhke hairaan the
Main pichhle do ghante se daud raha tha
Kuchh ladkiya bhi thi
Jo mujhe dekh rahi thi
Raees baap ki aulaadein
Deva..woh toh main bhi hoon
Dev..tumhein nahi bol raha hoon
Yeh bolke dev ne daudna band kar diya
Dev..mujhe laga tha
Ki tumhara Sharir itna jhel nahi paayega
Uske baad bhai sahab jitne bhi exercise ke baare mein main suna tha
Woh sab kar daale usne
Aur jinke baare mein nahi suna tha
Woh sab bhi kar daale usne
Behenchod do ungliyo pe toh aaj tak maine sirf goku ko khada hote dekha tha
Kahin iske paas superpower toh nahi hai
Behenchod sab hairan the jo park mein the
Aur ladkiya mujhpe haan haan pata hai
Dev pe fida ho gayi thi
Mere Kahan itni aukaat
2 ghante tak dev workout karta raha
Aur maine jindagi mein kabhi
Workouts nahi kiya tha
Aur mera sharir lagatar pichhle 4 ghante se marwaye ja raha tha
Lekin mujhe dard nahi ho raha tha
Na saans fool rahi thi
Warna jindagi mein insaan pehli baar agar 10 minutes bhi exercise kar le
Toh uski gaand fat jaati hai
Tabhi do ladki mere sorry dev ke paas aagayi
Hum dono kabse aapko Dekh rahe the
Dev.. main tv hoon kya
Jo aap dono mujhe dekh rahi thi
Dono jhenp gayi
Aap ne kaise Apne andar itna stamina banaya
Dusri ladki
Sorry main anjaan logo se Baat nahi karta
Aisa kya
Mera naam aarushi hai
Pehli ladki boli
Aur mera naam janvi hai
Dusri ladki boli
Mera naam zee tv hai
Dev bola
Yeh sunke woh dono use ghurne lagi
Aur apna lund unhein dekh ke khada ho chuka tha
Haaye kya maal thi dono
Behenchod main toh yeh bhi sochne laga
Ki kisko kis position mein chodunga
Aarushi ko prone bone position mein
Aur janvi ko spoon position mein
Woh alag baat hai ki main aaj tak ghanta kisi ladki ko pataya tha
Sonam didi ne mujhe pataya tha
Kyunki uske papa bahut strict hain
Aag Kuch jyada hi lagi thi choot mein
Toh mujhe patake apni aur MERI seal dono tudwa di
Haan toh janvi aur aarushi mujhe ghur ghurke dekh rahi thi
Behenchod meri gaand fatne lagi
Dev..mera naam dev hai
Aarushi..bahut ghatiya joke maara tha aapne
Dev..aadat se majbur hoon
Janvi..kis tarah ki aadat se
Dev..mujhe late ho raha hai
Kal baat karte hain
Janvi..aap humein nahi batayenge
Ki stamina kaise badhate hain
Dev..kal subah 4 baje aajayengi
Toh bata dunga
Aarushi..main chaar baje nahi aasakti
Dev.. aapki marzi
Yeh bolke dev wahan se aage badh gaya
Main Apne ghar mein jaise hi pahuncha
Mom mujhe dekhke hairan reh gayi
Mom..beta teri aisi haalat kaise hui
Aur itni subah kahan gaya tha
Main..park mein gaya tha
Mom..tu park gaya tha
Lekin kyun
Main..park mein workout karne jaate hain
Mom.. beta teri tabiyat toh theek hai
Tu aur park gaya tha
Aur mom mere maathe ko chhuke dekhne lagi
Main..aap bhi na mom
Mom hansne lagi
Aur mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Dev..yeh tumhari mom aur behne itna chipakti kyun hain
Deva.. saale meri mom hain
Dev..lekin meri toh nahi hain
Mujhe ajeeb lagta hai
Yeh sunke main mom se alag ho gaya
Aur apne room mein jaane laga
Tabhi payal didi Apne room se bahar nikli
Aur mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Aur mere gaal pe kiss kar di
Dev..yeh tumhari behen ke dil mein kuchh aur lagta hai mujhe
Deva..saale teri gandi soch hai
Dev..bachche itni ladkiyo ke sath main so chuka hoon
Mujhe unki aankho mein dekhke pata chal jaata hai
Ki unki ankho mein hawas hai
Attraction hai
Ya pyar
Payal.. good morning baabu
Kaisa hai mera bachcha
Dev..bahut achcha hoon meri amma
Yeh sunke Payal didi mujhe ghurne lagi
Payal.. chappal se maarungi
Agar mujhe Kabhi amma bola hai toh
Aur tu kabse rahim ki language bolne laga
Meri gaanr fat gayi
Dev.. din mein kitni baar gaand fat ti hai tumhari
Bata do sil diya karunga
Deva..saale khabardar agar meri family mein kisi se baat kiya toh
Dev..tum keh do
Inse chipke naa
I hate girls
Deva..toh phir aarushi aur janvi se itna flirt kyun kar raha tha
Dev.. because i want to fuck them
Deva..tharki saale
Dev.. ismein tharki waali baat kahan se aagayi
Woh dono mere workouts se attract hain
Na ki meri shakal se
Deva..aur attraction love mein badal gaya toh
Dev..aisa main hone Nahi dunga
Achcha lagna aur sabse achcha lagna
Dono ke beech bahut bada gap hota hai
Aur mujhe pata hai ki is gap ko barkarar kaise rakhkha jaata hai
Deva..par main unhein chodna chahta hoon
Dev.. you idiot
Humari body ek hai
Deva..abe saale lekin main unhein chodunga
Dev..tumhara kuchh nahi ho sakta
Deva..abe saale main itna chutiya bhi nahi dikhta hoon
Dev..tum chutiye nahi maha chutiye dikhte ho
Kahan meri body professional athletes jaisi thi
Kahan yeh sukhi bhindi ke andar main fans gaya
Payal..kahan khoya hua hai
Deva..kahin nahi didi
Payal..result kab niklega
Deva..10 baje
Payal..agar tu paas ho gaya
Toh tujhe is apni saari pocket money de dungi
Deva..thank you didi
Didi chali gayi
Deva..saale meri insult karta hoon
Tabhi mujhe alok ka phone aagaya
Main..bol
Aalok..bhai main pass toh ho jaaunga na
Main..randi yeh sochna tab chahiye tha
Jab poore saal gaand marwa raha tha
Rahim..abe hum teri tarah thodi hain
Kitaabi keeda
Aur betichod tune mujhe phone kyun nahi kiya
Jab tu ghar aagaya tha
Aalok..ghar aagaya tha Matlab
Aur Rahim ne sab bata diya
Aalok ko
Aalok..saale chutiye gaandu
Teri gaand faad dunga
Tu mil saale
Itna sab kuchh ho gaya
Aur tune mujhe bataya nahi
Main..are aalok mere bhai
Main tujhe Pareshaan nahi karna chahta tha
Aalok.. Pareshaan mera lund saale aaraha hoon
Tere ghar pe
Yeh bolke aalok ne phone cut kar diya
Rahim..main bhi aaraha hoon
Tujhe pitt te hue dekhne
Main.. chhinaal
Rahim Hansne laga
Meri gaand fatne lagi
Behenchod aalok majak majak mein bahut maarta tha
Aur jab serious hota tha
Tab toh aur jyada maarta tha
Dev..use main dekh lunga
Deva..abe mera dost hai woh
Khabardar use agar kuchh kiya toh
Dev..tum yeh baat jaante ho
Ki mujhe pasand nahi hai
Koi mujhe touch kare
Deva..lekin woh mera dost hai
Dev..dosti ki batti banao
Aur apni gaand mein daal lo
Main kuchh nahi bola
Kuchh der mein main ready ho gaya
Aur tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur aalok aur rahim andar aagaye
Main.. Dekh bhai tujhe toh pata hai
Ki mujhe kitna dard hota hai
Jab koi halka sa bhi mujhe maarta hai
Aalok..rahim gate lock kar saala
Jyada apne aapko qaabil samajhta hai
Yeh bolke aalok mujhpe kood gaya
Aur dev side ho gaya
Aalok munh ke bal gida
Shukar hai use chot nahi lagi
Aalok..saale ek jagah khada reh
Deva..abe meri marzi main batau ya nahi batau
Tu pehle hi apni Shaadi ko leke Pareshaan tha
Yeh bolke main hansne laga
Tabhi aalok mere paas aagaya
Aur maarne ki koshish karne laga
Aur dev ne uske ek hath ko pakda
Aur uski ek ungli ko daba diya
Aalok ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aalok..abe chutiye chhod mujhe saale
Yeh kya kar diya
Abe chhod dard ho raha hai
Deva.. promise kar ki ab kabhi nahi mujhe maarega
Aalok..abe ab sochunga bhi nahi
Dev ne uski ungli chhod di
Rahim hairan reh gaya
Rahim..yeh kya be
Tujhe isne rula diya
Aalok.. betichod ne pata nahi kya kiya
Aisa laga ki kisi ne ungli pe hathoda maar diya ho
Rahim..abe lagta hai tu paagal hai
Aalok.. haramkhor khud aake Dekh le
Rahim daant dikhate hue
Apni ungli meri taraf kar diya
Dev ne uski ungli ko alag tarah se daba Diya
Rahim aur jor se cheekh pada
Aur rone laga
Dev ne uski ungli chhod di
Rahim.. betichod ab kabhi tujhse baat nahi karunga
Aalok..ab pata chala ki Kaisa laga tha mujhe
Aur tune yeh kahan se seekha
Deva.. maine kahin padha tha
Rahim..saale aisa Apne dushman ke sath kiya jaata hai
Tu Apne dosto pe aazma raha hai
Deva.. saale jab pata hai ki mujhe halki si chot lagti hai
Toh mujhe bahut dard hota hai
Toh jaruri hai maar peet karna
Dono kuchh nahi bole
Phir hum sabne nashta kiya
Aur mere room mein aagaye
Mom office chali gayi
Dono Didi college
Aur gudiya aur main ghar pe hi the
Didi ne meri taraf dekha bhi nahi
Lekin yeh dev haramkhor unhein dekhta raha
Jab unhone dekha
Ki main unhein Dekh raha hoon
Toh woh breakfast beech mein hi chhodke chali gayi
Deva..saale woh meri didi hain
Dev..main kya karu
Jab bhi use dekhta.hoon
Use dekhte rehne ka man karta hai
Aur uske baad Hum result dekhne lage
Aur rahim cheekte hue bola
Ki tera bhai pass ho gaya
Uske baad aalok bhi cheekh pada
Woh bhi pass ho chuka tha
Main bhi pass ho gaya tha
Aalok...wow hum teeno pass ho gaye
Rahim..yeh pass hua hai
Betichod 99 percent laaya hai
Har subject mein 99 percent aaye hain saale ke
Yeh sunke aalok udaas ho gaya
Aalok..kitne dukh ki baat hai
Deva..saale ab tere papa Teri gaand maar lenge
Yeh bolke main hansne laga
Dono mujhe ghurne lage
Uske baad dono chale gaye
Yeh bolke ki hum chaar baje
Domino's jaayenge
Gudiya ka result ek hafte baad aane waala tha
Dev..kya baat hai
Tumne toh kamal kar diya
Deva..woh toh main har saal karta hoon
Dev..chalo darpok ho kamzor ho
Lekin smart bhi ho
Achchi baat hai
Batao kya gift chahiye
Deva..mujhe apni didi se sorry bol lene de
Dev..ok
Deva..thank you thank you
Pata nahi kyun deva ko Khush hota hua dekh
Mujhe bahut achcha lag raha tha
Maine payal didi ko message kar diya
Aur phir kajol ko bhi bata diya
Woh koi response nahi di
Woh sabse jyada meeta didi se pyar karti thi
Aur maine unpe hath uthaya tha
Jiska mujhe Zindagi bhar pachhtawa rahega
Ab main meeta didi ke aane ka wait kar raha tha
Lekin dar bhi bahut lag raha tha....
